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Episode Transcripts/Season 8

2010-06-13T00:52:06Z

173.22.93.149: /* Season 8 */

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|Krabby Circus
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|The Truth of Gold
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|Sea of Dolphin
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|The Duel
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|The Origin of Krabby Patties
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|The Day the Krabby Patties tasted horrible
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|Why Can't We Be Friends?
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|Wants to Cry
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|Super Troopers
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|Plankton Died
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|No Time to Scream Alive
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|La Donde Quest
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|See Spot Run
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|Listen Some Sounds
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|How Many Animals?
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|The SpongeBob Workout
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|Call Me
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|Fighting Together
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|Count My Money
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|Spanish Version with English Subtitles Episode
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Episode Transcripts/Season 8

2010-06-13T00:36:00Z

173.22.93.149: /* Season 8 */

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|Goucci
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|The Ghost of the Krusty Krab
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|Patty Sokker
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|Punishment
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|The Truth of Gold
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|Sea of Dolphin
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|SpongeMan Superheropants
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|The Duel
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|The Origin of Krabby Patties
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|The Day the Krabby Patties tasted horrible
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|Plankton's Failing Attempts
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Episode Transcripts/Season 8

2010-06-13T00:34:56Z

173.22.93.149: /* Season 8 */

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|Enchanted Tiki Dreams
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|Mother Know's Best
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|Fruit Burger
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|Krabby Circus
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|Goucci
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|The Ghost of the Krusty Krab
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|Patty Sokker
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|Punishment
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|align="center" rowspan="2"|145
|The Truth of Gold
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|Sea of Dolphin
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|align="center" rowspan="2"|146
|SpongeMan Superheropants
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|The Duel
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|align="center" rowspan="2"|147
|The Origin of Krabby Patties
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|The Day the Krabby Patties tasted horrible
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|Plankton's Failing Attempts
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|Uncle Sherms Visit
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|Art and Craft Dragons
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|Wants to Cry
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Episode Transcripts/Season 8

2010-06-09T21:41:26Z

173.22.93.149: /* Season 8 */

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Episode Transcript: SpongeHenge

2010-06-04T00:35:57Z

173.22.93.149: /* Dialogue */

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Episode Article: [[SpongeHenge]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*Moon
*Sun
*Weather Man
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Patrick]]
*The 3 Aliens
*Other Bikini Bottomites
*[[Peterson]]
*[[Shubie]]
==Dialogue==

Wind blows wildly

Peterson: Neptune's turned up quite a gale tonight. He must be mad about something.

Shubie: '''''HAHAHAHAHA!!!''''' That's silly. Everyone knows Poseidon is the ruler of the undersea.

(Bag if goolosh blows out of fish 2's hands)

Shubie: No! My leftovers!

Peterson: '''''NOOOOOOOO!!!''''' (cries) Why, Dear Neptune?

(SpongeBob snores. bag of goulash breaks through the window, and lands on SpongeBob's face)

SpongeBob: Mmmm-hmmmm. Goulash. (SpongeBob opens window) '''''HEY OUT THERE! YOU DROPPED YOUR GOOLASH! HELLOOO?'''''

(wind makes music through SpongeBob's pores)

SpongeBob: My pores are whistling in the wind. (SpongeBob jumps outside. SpongeBob makes music, and laughs.)

(Jellyfish comes to SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob: Hahahahaha! That tickles!

(Jellyfish Buzzes To Music.)

SpongeBob: Awwww. The little critter likes my whistling pores.

(Jellyfish goes into SpongeBob's head.)

SpongeBob: (laughs uncontrollably.) '''''THAT TICKLES!''''' (laughs uncontrollably.)

Moon: My Shift's over.

Sun: Time for work, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: All right, Jelly, out you go. It's been a lot of fun but I gotta get to work.

(Jelly follows)

SpongeBob: Quite a wind this morning, eh Jelly. (wind blows SpongeBob away)'' WHOOOAAA!!!!!'' (more jellyfish come.)

SpongeBob: Hey, Sparky, can you tell your friends I can't play right now? (SpongeBob lands back in bed.)

SpongeBob: '''''OH!!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!!''''' (SpongeBob runs out the door. Jellyfish pick him up.)

SpongeBob: I told you I don't have time to play right now! (SpongeBob gets blown back.)

SpongeBob: '''''I HAVE NOT BEEN TARDY ONE TIME IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK. AND I'M NOT GOING TO START TODAY!''''' (SpongeBob gets slung out of his home and back.)

Jellyfish: HAHAHA

(Door closes on SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob screams, fingers are huge.)

SpongeBob: I gotta call for some help. (tries but fingers are too big) My fingers are too big for the buttons. (dials with his nose) (SpongeBob calls The Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: Hello, this be the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! I need you!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Where you been, customers are blowin' in here like nobody's business! (shows Peterson flying through the door [literally] and lands on his face, then gets in line)

SpongeBob: I am sorry Mr. Krabs, but these jellyfish don't want me to go to work!

Mr. Krabs: Jellyfish?

SpongeBob: They're attracted to my whistely holes.

Mr. Krabs: Uh, I'll never understand what you just said, but if it's transportation you need, I know just the thing. (Mr. Krabs grabs a fishing rod, pulls SpongeBob by one of his craters, who is bouncing on the ground) Ooh, this one's puttin' up a fight. (SpongeBob is dragging on the ground) Fightin' too hard! (shows SpongeBob getting tossed in the air) Gotta reel him in, Krabs. Cut a little slack (SpongeBob blows back a little) then yank! (SpongeBob is being pulled hard) Cut some slack, then yank! (Pulls SpongeBob in, who's looking horrible)

Mr. Krabs: There he is. Ready for work. Crawl back to your point and start pushing out them patties.

SpongeBob: Aye aye sir. (teeth fall out, now in the Krusty Krab) Let's get these patties started right! (wind blows patties onto the walls) That gives me an idea. (let's all ingredients blow from his hands onto the patties on the walls, window opens and then sound comes through SpongeBob's holes again) Oh, no. They found me. (Jellyfish come in through the chimney, SpongeBob run's to Patrick's rock.)

(In Patrick's house)

Weatherman: The weather situation is much worse across the country.

TV Reporter: And it looks like these winds aren't going to stop any time soon. (TV reporter gets blown away.)

Patrick: Ha ha ha ha. Fishy go bye-bye. (eats kelp cream)

Fish #3: And that's the way it is in your world today.

(Patrick throws ice cream cone at TV.)

Patrick: '''''BORING!''''' I don't want to watch any of this boring stuff. I wanna watch something decent like-

SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't have any time. I gotta hide from these jellyfish.

Patrick: What jellyfish?

SpongeBob: Ever since the wind started, a sound blows through my holes that jellyfish seem to love. (rock open's and jellyfish come in)

Patrick: Hey fella. (Jellyfish stings Patrick) '''''OWWW! SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!''''' (Jellyfish blow him away) '''''I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB. BUT YOU HAVE BECOME A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE!'''''

SpongeBob: Hahahaha! At least the wind stopped. (Jellyfish stinging SpongeBob. SpongeBob hides in cave)

SpongeBob: I think I lost them. Well I guess I'll just stay here where it's safe...and quiet...and dark. Don't worry, I'll just stay here for a second. Behind these rocks. These sanitary, lifeless rocks.

Narrator: LATER

SpongeBob: Hey, buddy. Just thought I'd spruce you up a bit. Wuzzat. Oh, you don't say, well guess what? You're my best friend too. Mmm-hmmm. Come on, Let's have some fun. Look buddy, mmmmmmmmm. Dinner's ready. Let's have some tea. Do you want some sugar, buddy? One lump, or two? Oh, you can have it all. (puts sugar in tea) I feel comfortable around you. (sugar crumble in mouth) Can I confess something? Cause I know you’ll understand. I have this-problem. I seem to attract-JELLYFISH! HAHAHAHA! How do you work that out? Hmmmmm......

(SpongeBob stone stays still)

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah. I'm in a loss, too. '''''OH BARNACLES. I'M GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER!!''''' (sighs)

(SpongeBob stone whistle to music with his pores.)

SpongeBob: Of course, buddy. Brilliant idea!!!

(SpongeBob takes stone outside)

SpongeBob: Let's see what happens this time.

(Jellyfish come)

SpongeBob: Whoooaaa, here they come! Go Get em, buddy!!!

(Jellyfish hate music, and buzz over to SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: Hey guys. What do you think about my little friend's song?

(SpongeBob stone plays foul notes)

SpongeBob: Is there something wrong?

(Jellyfish sting SpongeBob. SpongeBob runs back to cave, whimpering.)

SpongeBob: Hmmmmm. I crafted one stone SpongeBob that provided a note in a foul key. But if I crafted another,(pulls down extremely complicated equation on a blackboard) the dimension of the hollow center multiplied by the number of holes, may offer another tune. One that could soothe those jellyfish. But which one is the right size?! Hmm. I'll just have to make a bunch of them.

(SpongeBob makes the eight musical stones)

SpongeBob: All right. That oughta do her.

(SpongeBob's stones sing the right notes)

SpongeBob: WOW. It actually worked.....Ah. They're finally leaving me alone. I can go back to work now! (laughs) Krusty Krab, here I come!!! (He Sings) I'm Ready for Motion, I'm Ready for

(SpongeBob stops running)

SpongeBob: How long long long time ago was I gone?!

(SpongeBob finds Krusty Krab buried in sand)

SpongeBob: '''''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodbye Mr. Krabs! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''' (He Cries Hardest)

Narrator: 3,000 YEARS LATER

The Three aliens float down to the SpongeBob Stones

Narrator: And Now Let's Go See With The Aliens Are Up to Now, Let's Check It Out!

Alien: To this day, no one knows why these mysterious statues were created or by whom. (An alien opens its mouth, revealing a camera, which took a picture of the statues) All we know is that the genius of their design has caused the annual migration of [[jellyfish]] to their wondrous tune.(jellyfish come and go in and out of SpongeBob stones holes) (Off in distance, and the End Logo inside of SpongeBob laughs)

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Episode Transcript: Pat No Pay

2010-06-04T00:32:11Z

173.22.93.149: /* Dialogue */

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Episode Article: [[Pat No Pay]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(at the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs checks the register but it's empty) 

Mr. Krabs: Yeesh, we need some customers in here. (Patrick comes in Krusty Krab groaning) What's gotten into you? 

Patrick: I don't know. (his stomach turns into different shapes and sizes) What's happening to me? 

SpongeBob: I think I can explain. (lifts up Patrick's belly) Yes, I've seen this one before. It's a common symptom. Patrick is suffering from Krabby Patty withdrawal. He needs one, or he'll keep mumbling about it for the next 3-1/2 minutes. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, he needs one, eh? Methinks a paying customer's in our midst. Patrick, how's a Krabby Patty with extra cheese sound? 

Patrick: (gasps) Give me. 

Mr. Krabs: Not yet. First, I have to know, can you pay for it? 

Patrick: Oh, yeah, I can pay for it. 

Mr. Krabs: Good boy. (cut to Patrick inhaling a bunch of Krabby Patties like a vacuum) 

Narrator: Ten seconds later. (Patrick is snoring) 

Mr. Krabs: My good man, how you doing? (Patrick mumbles) Excellent. Now, let's get down to business. (gets out his receipt) 

Patrick: What's that? 

Mr. Krabs: It's your bill. 

Patrick: I don't have any money. 

Mr. Krabs: What? I thought you said you could pay for it. 

Patrick: Oh, I'm paying for it, all right. (belches) 

Mr. Krabs: Non-paying customer! (alarm blares while the whole place is put on lock down) 

Patrick: Huh? 

Mr. Krabs: You're gonna pay, one way or another. (cut to Mr. Krabs and Patrick in bathroom) All right, Patrick. If you're not gonna pay for your food with money, you're gonna pay with hard, physical labor. I want you to swab the latrine. (looks at the trash on the floor) I'll be back in an hour to check up on you. (mumbles) Bottom-feeding imbeciles. 

Patrick: No problem. Tra-la-la-la-la. (pushes the bucket along the floor leaving puddles of water on the ground) Work, work, work, work. 

Mr. Krabs: So, Patrick, how are you...? (gasps) What in blazes did you do? 

Patrick: (sitting on the ground with green soap on his belly) I accidentally tried the hand soap. (eats some more and burps) It doesn't taste as good as it smells. (Mr. Krabs mutters while pushing Patrick into the kitchen. Opens up a freezer door) 

Mr. Krabs: See these ice cube trays? I want you to put 'em in that bucket. 

Patrick: How do I do it? 

Mr. Krabs: Figure it out. 

Patrick: Uh... I have to be very gentle. (closes the doors, picks up the freezer and throws it on the bucket, causing it to break into pieces) 

Mr. Krabs: What the...? What are you doing? 

Patrick: Almost done, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: You've destroyed me refrigerator. You've destroyed many of the thing I love. I got another job that even a nimrod like you couldn't mess up. (cut to in front of the trash chute) Alls you got to do is throw all of these trash bags down the trash chute, like so. (throws a trash bag down the chute) See? 

Patrick: Yup. 

Mr. Krabs: Good, because if you mess this up you'll never eat another Krabby Patty again. (Patrick screams) 

Patrick: Hurry, hurry, hurry! (throws some sacks into the trash chute fast) 

Mr. Krabs: (to SpongeBob) Here, boy, take this sack of loot and put her in me safe. 

SpongeBob: Okie dokie, Mr. Krabs. (goes by the trash room but hears some crashing so he checks it out) Patrick, what's up, buddy? 

Patrick: (a bunch of trash bags are stuck) I have to get rid of this trash, but it won't go down. 

SpongeBob: (laughs) That's because you didn't hit the trash compactor switch. (turns the compactor on. All the trash is gone) 

Patrick: SpongeBob, you're a genius! (sees the bag SpongeBob is holding) Oh, no, there's one left! 

SpongeBob: Patrick, that's not a trash bag. 

Patrick: (throws the money bag in the compactor but it won't work) Why won't you go down? 

Mr. Krabs: Well, well, let's see how the poor boy's doing. Well, did you earn me money back yet, Patrick? (Krusty Krab explodes. The trash compactor comes down in its original spot and spits out the money that was in the bag on Mr. Krabs) 

Patrick: Can I eat now? 

Mr. Krabs: Yes Patrick 

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Episode Transcript: Plankton’s Regular

2010-06-04T00:29:23Z

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Episode Article: [[Plankton's Regular (Episode)|Plankton's Regular]]

==Characters==
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Karen Plankton|Karen]]

==Dialogue==
(Episode starts at the Chum Bucket, where Plankton is grumbling)

Plankton: What is going on here?! (screams, and rips off some of his skin, then Karen comes out)

Karen: What's wrong now?

Plankton: Same as always, look. Empty again.

Karen: So what are you going to do about it?

Plankton: I don't know anymore. (cries)

Karen: (fake cries) Why don't you just work on a new recipe?

Plankton: What's the point? I haven't had a customer in years! (Nat walks in)

Nat: Hello.

Plankton: Away with you! Can't you see that I'm self-loathing here?

Nat: Sorry, I just wanted a Chum Stick.

Plankton: What?

Nat: Yes, I'd like one of your Chum Sticks.

Plankton: You're kidding right?

Nat: No, I'm serious, I want a Chum Stick.

Plankton: Uh, okay if you insist. (hands him a Chum Stick, and Nat eats it) Oh no, please don't sue me. (Nat finishes the whole thing and says: "Mmm-mmm!") I can't believe someone actually enjoys my Chum. (laughs)

Nat: Now this was so good. I'm going to have to come back, tomorrow. (hands him a dollar) Here you go. See you in the morning.

Plankton: (to Karen) Did you see that? I didn't even have to threaten his life! He loved it!

Karen: How'd you pull that off?

Plankton: Well it's simple, finally someone came in who has good taste. And he's coming back tomorrow! Excuse me Karen, but I've gotta whip up some more. (cuts to Plankton running out of the Kitchen with a Chum Stick) Now, I wait. I wait until he returns. (hops up on a stool, and stares out the window) I wait. I wait. I wait. I wait.

Narrator: 8 Hours Later... (Plankton is asleep, then the clock wakes him up)

Plankton: Huh? Nat? Hello? Huh? What? (sees the clock) Uh, it's closing time. I should have known it was too good to be true.

Nat: Hey.

Plankton: Well hello, Nat.

Nat: I came back like I said yesterday.

Plankton: You certainly did, didn't you?

Nat: I'd like another Chum Stick, please?

Plankton: Well, it's your lucky day, Nat. I happen to have a quite delictebale one, right here.

Nat: Oh, boy! (eats it)

Plankton: Is it okay?

Nat: (angry) Okay? (happy) It's perfection! (both laugh, and then do a Hi-5) Hey, how about I have another.

Plankton: You bet 'ya. (gives Nat another one, and he eats it)

Nat: Whoo, boy! I can not believe how good these things are.

Plankton: Oh, well, you know.

Nat: All right, see you tomorrow. (hand him another dollar)

Plankton: What? You're coming back again?

Nat: Oh, you know it! And the day after that, and the next week after that! You've got a regular customer on your hands! (walks out)

Plankton: Oh my, this is amazing! At last, I've got my revenge! (laughs evilly, then cuts to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is laughing)

*Song: [[Rollin' Rollin' Rollin']]
Rolling, rolling rolling.
Money keeps on rolling.

(he is playing bowling with money) One more time! (notices Plankton) No way, Plankton! You're not getting me formula this time, or any time! (throws him on the counter, then gets a spoon, and crushes him)

Plankton: Don't bother. There's no need.

Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about?

Plankton: I'm just saying, I no longer need to copy you, Krabs. I've got my own winning recipe now.

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) You're really funny man! You think you can compete with me? Look Plankton, look at all these loyal customers. Loyal to me, not to you!

Nat: Hey Plankton, can I get another one of your delicious Chum Sticks?

Plankton: But of course loyal customer. (hops out of Mr. Krabs' hands, onto Nat's hand) I'll see you later, loser. Much later! (laughs)

Mr. Krabs: Oh no! How can this be? Boy, front and center!

SpongeBob: Yes, sir!

Mr. Krabs: Plankton's trying to over throw me business! He's got a customer that actually likes his food! You've gotta get that guy back on our side, with a couple of Krabby Patties.

SpongeBob: Oh, you can count on me sir. (cuts to Nat walking toward the Chum Bucket) Pardon me, you smart fellow? Down here. (SpongeBob is laying on the floor, like a mat) Why settle for Plankton's lumpy Chum,(holds up a plate with a Krabby Patty in front of Nat.) when you can enjoy a steaming Krabby Patty, for free?

Nat: (sniffs it) No thanks. (opens the door, peeling off SpongeBob's skin)

SpongeBob: Barnacles! (cuts to SpongeBob in a chair) There he is. Just in time for breakfast. (SpongeBob walks down the street, then throws a rock on the ground) Oh, I am such a clumsy oath. I sure hope nothing happens to this Krabby Patty as I step carefully over this rock here. (deliberately trips on the rock) Oh, no! Too late! No! No! (tries to shove the patty in his mouth, but his mouth dodges it) Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Come on, Nat. Just one flaxin gentle bite! I see you're not hungry right now, but I'm telling you, that Krabby Patty will make a great snack later.(Nat's face is messy)

Nat: Yeah, do me a favor. (rips off SpongeBob's pants, uses it as a napkin to wipe his messy face, then gives it back) From now on, keep those Shabby Patties to yourself. (walks away)

SpongeBob: Oh, fishpaste! (cuts to the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: Nat, back all ready? That's the fifth time today. Not that I'm surprised. Karen. babe, get Nat here another plate of that sweet Chum.

Karen: Yes, your deminianteness. (goes in the kitchen)

Plankton: Say, Nat, do you have any friends?

Nat: Nope. (Plankton sings a little, then laughs)

Plankton: Would you hurry up with that Chum, Karen?!

SpongeBob: (imitating Karen) Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, keep your tiny pants on Plankton, bleep bloop. (throws a Krabby Patty) There's your Chum, bleep blap blop.

Nat: Hey, this doesn't look like Chum.

Plankton: And that doesn't look like Karen. (We see SpongeBob shaped just like Karen)

SpongeBob: Why don't be ridiculous my husband, bleep blap. Of course it's me.

Plankton: What have you done with Karen, you brute?! (cut to the kitchen, where Karen is taped up)

Nat: How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to eat your trash! Plankton's chum is my favorite breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I LOVE CHUM! So forget it! I don't want to eat anything else! (SpongeBob returns to normal, and speaks in normal voice)

SpongeBob: So you're saying that you love Chum? And all that you ever eat, is Chum?

Nat: Yeah! That's right!

SpongeBob: Interesting. (walks away, scene then cuts to Nat walking out of a trailer. He notices a whole with a sign that says "Shortcut 2 Chum Bucket")

Nat: A shortcut to the Chum Bucket? Hmm. That must be for me. (goes through the hole, and it leads to the Krusty Krab)

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: Welcome, valued customer.

Nat: This isn't the Chum Bucket.

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Why go to the Chum Bucket, when the Krusty Krab is adding tasty Chum to our menu?

Nat: That's okay, I only eat Chum Bucket brand Chum.

Mr. Krabs: But we've devoleped a special recepie for the most decerning Chum lovers. Besides, I locked all the exits until you give it a try. So what do you say? (Nat eats it, then spits it out) You like it?

Nat: (brushes the chum off his tounge) It's... (vomit fills up his cheeks)

Mr. Krabs: Yeah?

Nat: It's... (coughs)

Mr. Krabs: Well, what do you think?

Nat: It's the second foulest thing I've ever tasted! (vomits) I'm going back to Plankton's Chum. (crawls away)

Mr. Krabs: What am I going to do? I can't let Plankton have as much as one single customer! (cries) I just can't afford it.

SpongeBob: I guess you'll have to make Chum just like Plankton's.

Mr. Krabs: But to do that, I'd have to know how Plankton makes his Chum. (his eye turn into light bulbs) That's it boy-yo! (cuts to the Chum Bucket at night time. Mr. Krabs sneaks over, and cuts a hole, allowing him to get in) Where could it be? (notices the safe) There! Plankton's secret formula. (tries to open it) It's gotta be in here (an alarm goes off, and he gets crushed by a giant spoon)

Plankton: (laughs) What do you think Krabs, baby? This time I caught you trying to steal my secret formula! Ironic, isn't it?

Mr. Krabs: Unfortunately, I have no way of knowing. You see, crabs are not born with an andincling of irony.

Plankton: Ouch, double irony! (SpongeBob picks him up)

SpongeBob: Triple irony, Plankton! Though you nabbed Krabs trying to steal your formula, I'm still here to ruin your evil plans! So it's like a dollop of irony on top of an ironic twist. (Plankton groans) I mean just think about that. (presses a button on his remote) You know, in a weird way, it's like we never left the... (SpongeBob gets crushed by a giant spoon)

Plankton: Good thing I sprang for the dual spoon installation.

Karen: Call it a computer's intuition, but I sense your regular approaching, with an unusually large wad of cash.(Karen's screen shows Nat walking to The Chum Bucket with his money)

Mr. Krabs: Look at all that loot!

Plankton: That's right, Krabs! And you're going to have to keep looking when my customer comes in and pays me for my Chum!

Mr. Krabs: D'oh, just put me out of me misery! (Nat walks in)

Plankton: Back for more of my delicious Chum, I see.

Nat: Not this time!

Plankton and Mr. Krabs: Huh?

Nat: (to Karen) Not ever again! The deal's off, computer! I can't eat another bite of that slop, no matter how much you pay me!

Plankton: Ha-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-huh?

Nat: I have eaten ten of those things, and I've all ready had to go to the doctor, twice! (passes out, then two men put him on a medical bed) If you need me, I'll be getting my stomach pumped, again. (they carry him out)

Plankton: What's the deal, Karen?

Karen: The deal, was that I payed Nat to eat your Chum, so you'd quit your constant complaining.

Plankton: All this time, I never had one regular customer?

Karen: Duh.

Plankton: I should have known! Why would anyone ever eat my slop?

Karen: Uhh, there he goes again. Cut it out, Plankton!

Plankton: What? It's just obvious that I'm a complete failure, and wasted of a lower life form! Oh, woe is me! (cries)

SpongeBob: Quickly, now is the time to make a hasty retreat!

Mr. Krabs: What? And miss this? I've never enjoyed me self more! This irony is pretty good stuff?. (laughs)

Narrator: To Be Continued

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Episode Transcript: Greasy Buffoons

2010-06-04T00:24:28Z

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(At The Krusty Krab)

*Squidward: Now Did You Want Kelp Fries for That?

*Cusion: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Squidward Picks up the Paper)

*Squidward: SpongeBob, Order. Up

Episode Transcript: Squidward in Clarinetland

2010-06-04T00:21:56Z

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== Transcript ==

(Squidward rides his bike. Car in front smokes, rocks then fly at him.)

'''Squidward:''' Ahh! What a day. (Continues to ride his bike to Krusty Krab.) A-d-d-d-dum, da-da-dum. (Squidward forgets hat, walks backwards and gets it.) La-da-da-de (SpongeBob walk, opens door and slams Squidward.)

'''SpongeBob:''' I Just Gonna Steel His Clarinet?

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Episode Transcript: Shuffleboarding

2010-06-04T00:19:42Z

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Episode Article: [[Shuffleboarding (Episode)|Shuffleboarding]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Man Ray]]
*[[Grandma]]
*[[Tyler]] and his sister
*Mable
*Citizens of [[Bikini Bottom]]

==Dialogue==

'''Narrator:''' Shady Shoals, mild mannered rest home and secret headquarters of Mermaid Man - Master of maritime justice and defender of Bikini Bottom.

'''Mermaid Man:''' Semi-retired!

'''Narrator:''' And his faithful ward, Barnacle Boy.

'''Mermaid Man:''' Who?

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Hello.

'''Narrator:''' Today we find this duo of dynamism engaged in their favorite pastime, Watching TV.

(REMOTE!)

(Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy immediately fall asleep.)

(NAP!)

'''Narrator:''' But wait, what's this? Why, it's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's biggest fans. SpongeBob Squarepants and Patrick Star.

'''SpongeBob:''' Don't they look peaceful?

'''Patrick:''' Yah...WAKE, UP!

'''Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy:''' Ahhhh!

'''Mermaid Man:''' I'll deal with these super villains with my trusty Mermerang!

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Hey! Those aren't super villains.

(Mermaid Man throws his Mermerang at SpongeBob.)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi Mermai... (SpongeBob gets hit in the face with the Mermerang.) Umph! I can't believe Mermaid Man hit me with his Mermerang... It's so awesome!

'''Patrick:''' Wow! (Turns to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy) can you beat me up next?

'''Mermaid Man:''' Keep on your guard Barnacle Boy; they're getting ready for another attack!

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Those aren't super villains. It's just that kid, uh, SpongeBob and his goofy friend. Hey kid, can you give us our Mermerang back? We only got the one.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, sure thing. (SpongeBob throws the Mermerang to Barnacle Boy.)

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Oh don't throw... (He gets hit in the face with the Mermerang.)

(The Mermerang flies back to SpongeBob.)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, It came back!

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Ya, it does that.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'll try again.

'''Barnacle Boy:''' No! Ahhh! Umph! Oh!

(Again, the Mermerang flies back to SpongeBob.)

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Look I'll just come and get... (SpongeBob throws the Mermerang again.)

(Barnacle Boy ducks down to avoid being hit again.)

(Barnacle Boy stands up once the Mermerang goes over his head.)

'''Barnacle Boy:''' What is wrong with you? (Mermerang comes back and hits Barnacle Boy in the head again.)

'''Mermaid Man:''' Nice shot!

'''Patrick:''' Wow! That Mermerang really likes you!

'''SpongeBob:''' I know!

'''Mermaid Man:''' Now just hand me the Mermerang son. (SpongeBob, once again, throws the Mermerang, hitting Mermaid Man in the head.)

'''SpongeBob:''' (Preparing to catch the Mermerang once again.) I've got it! (The Mermerang flies past SpongeBob)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Runna-way Mermerang!!!

(PANIC!)

(All the old people start running around creating chaos.)

(The Mermerang hits Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy again. Barnacle Boy sees scallops after the hit to Barnacle Boy.)

(Both of them fall back on their couch and are dumped into the Mermalair.)

(SpongeBob and Patrick follow.)

'''Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy:''' Ahhhhh!

(They stand up and then SpongeBob and Patrick land onto them.)

(Pause)

(The Mermerang falls onto Barnacle Boy's head one last time)

(Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy end up in the Hospital)

(Barnacle Boy is waking up and SpongeBob is right in his face.)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi... How ya feeling?

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Would you get off of me!?

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay!

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Umph! What are you two doing here anyway!?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh! I almost forgot!

(Pulls flowers out of his head.)

'''SpongeBob:''' I brought you flowers! Since you two are feeling so poorly.

'''Patrick:''' You never brought me flowers.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, go home and check your mailbox.

'''Patrick:''' Really???

(Ring Ring)

'''Mermaid Man:''' The Mermaphone! (Picks up a tissue box) Mermaid Man here. (Record scratches) Oh. (Phone rings again.) (Mermaid Man picks up the real phone.) Mermaid Man here! Ah! Commissioner! What can I do for you?

'''Commissioner:''' (what is heard) Bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla.

'''Mermaid Man:''' You can count on Mermaid Man commissioner! It's for you. (Hands the phone to Barnacle Boy.)

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Barnacle Boy here.

'''Commissioner:''' (what is heard) Bla bla bla, bla bla bla.

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Yes but...

'''Commissioner:''' Bla bla bla bla.

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Yes, yes commissioner... But, uh. (Click) (The commissioner hangs up.)

'''Barnacle Boy:''' The police commissioner needs us to be celebrity contestants at the Bikini Bottom Shuffle Boarding Competition. But there's no way we can do it in this condition!

'''Mermaid Man:''' What kind of quitter talk is that!? We're super heroes! We're going to that shuffle boarding competition, or my name isn't... (He raises his arm) OWWW! You're right Barnacle Boy, if only there was someone to take our place.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Biting his lip) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Patrick and I can do it Mermaid Man!!!

'''Barnacle Boy:''' What!? Why should we trust you two!?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because, we're card carrying members of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fan club.

'''Barnacle Boy:''' So!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're also, certified Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy impersonators.

'''Patrick:''' Certified!

'''Mermaid Man:''' You can't argue with certification!

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Ohhhh... All right. I suppose they can't do too much damage. It's just shuffle boarding... umph!

(SpongeBob and Patrick both start jumping on Barnacle Boy while screaming.)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Yay! We're going to be heroes!!! We're going to be heroes!!!

'''Patrick:''' Yay!

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Would you cut it out!?

'''Patrick:''' (Still jumping up and down.) Heroes! Heroes! Hero... (SpongeBob stops Patrick.) ...oes.

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Now listen up! Here, take these rings.

(BLING!)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

'''Barnacle Boy:''' And when you touch 'em together, you will be instantly transformed into our duplicates.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (laughs) Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, unite!!! (They put the rings together.)

(RING)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In Mermaid Man costume) We're ready! Man Bob!

'''Patrick:''' And Pat Boy!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Reporting for duty!

'''Barnacle Boy:''' When you're through with shuffle boarding, you are to bring those costumes right back here! And don't do anything else! Don't go home first, don't show your friends, just come right back here! You got it!?

'''SpongeBob:''' Got it!

'''Patrick:''' Got what?

'''Barnacle Boy:''' This'll never work.

'''Mermaid Man:''' What will never work?

(Later)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shuffle boarding, shuffle boarding, shuffle boarding ya/ woohoo! (Laughs)

'''SpongeBob:''' Shuffle boarding is exciting, huh Patrick?

'''Patrick:''' Well duh!

'''SpongeBob:''' What's your favorite thing about shuffle boarding?

'''Patrick:''' Everything! It's even fun just to say the word! (Patrick says Shuffleboard in his complicated manner.)

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob says shuffleboard in his complicated manner.) (Laughs) It is fun!

'''Patrick:''' We are seriously going to kick some elderly buns today! Huh SpongeBob? (Elbows SpongeBob)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wha?

'''Patrick:''' (imagining) Out of the way gramps! That's my trophy old lady! (Patrick pretends to hit people with his shuffle boarding stick.) It's going to be and action packed thrill ride of geriatric proportions! And the best part is, there is no way we can lose with these costumes on!

'''SpongeBob:''' We already won the tournament.

'''Patrick:''' Oh... ya, I forgot. (Pause) Well how come I didn't get a trophy!?

'''SpongeBob:''' You did, it's in your back pocket.

'''Patrick:''' (Patrick looks behind him.) Oh ya, I forgot. Well Let's go do something else.

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay.

(They start walking when SpongeBob remembers...)

'''Barnacle Boy in the flashback of SpongeBob:''' You are to bring those costumes right back here! Don't do anything else!

'''SpongeBob:''' Ohhh!!! Patrick! Stop! We can't. We have to get the costumes back.

'''Patrick:''' For Neptune's sake SpongeBob, if we're not going to go around town pretending to be Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, then who is!?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nobody?

'''Patrick:''' Exactly. And with no one patrolling the town, who's gonna stop those youngsters from loitering? (Shows two little kids playing on a seahorse ride.)

'''SpongeBob:''' Their mommies?

'''Patrick:''' No! We are! Let's take 'em to the slammer!

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick!!! Don't you think that's too harsh?

'''Patrick:''' Too harsh? (Shows the little kids being thrown into a jail cell.) Explain.

'''Mr. Jail Warden:''' (Eating a Krabby Patty) Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? What are you doing here? Ohhh. (Throws the half-eaten Krabby Patty away.)

'''SpongeBob:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Wasting a Krabby Patty!?!? How could you!?

''' Mr. Jail Warden:''' (shrugs) I'm full.

(They throw Mr. Jail Warden into the jail cell.)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, maybe somebody should have thought about that before they ponied up for the world's greatest patty! Mr. Jail Warden!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' You're right Patboy! This town needs us!

(Guy chewing on gum blows a bubble and it pops.)

'''Patrick:''' You're chewing too loud! (Patrick throws him in jail.)

(Man walking with his shoes untied)

'''SpongeBob:''' Your shoe's untied! (SpongeBob throws him in jail.)

'''Patrick:''' You're too old! (Patrick throws [[Grandma]] in jail.)

(Shows the outside of the jail getting bigger and bigger.)

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I think we've done our work Patrick. Now, let's return these costumes.

(SpongeBob sees Man Ray walking into a Laundromat.)

'''SpongeBob:''' Uuhhhhhh!!! That's the evil Man Ray!

(SpongeBob and Patrick are outside the window.)

'''SpongeBob:''' What diabolical plan could he be up to!?

'''Mable:''' Why hello Ray!

'''Man Ray:''' Mable! I haven't seen you since high school.

'''SpongeBob:''' Look at him Patrick! Plotting with his evil minion!

'''Mable:''' Say, could I borrow some of your detergent?

'''Man Ray:''' Why certainly. Anything for the gal I went to the prom with.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'll bet he's handing off some secret weapon! Time to crash this party!

'''Mable:''' You haven't aged a day Ray!

'''Man Ray:''' Nor you. (Laughs)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hello Man Ray! Who's your friend?

'''Man Ray:''' Hey, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! I'd like you to meet Mable!

'''Mable:''' Any friend of Ray's is a friend of mine.

'''SpongeBob:''' Alright Mable, that's enough chitchat! Now are you gonna come quietly, or will we have to take you to jail by force!?

(Everyone Pauses for a second)

'''SpongeBob:''' Playing dumb ay?

'''Patrick:''' You handle Man Ray, I'll take care of his lackey.

(Patrick tackles Mable.)

'''Man Ray:''' Mable!?

'''SpongeBob:''' Hiiiiiii-ya! Eat dryer sheets Man Ray!

'''Man Ray:''' Ahhhh! Grrrrrr... You! It's on now! Filthy shorts attack! (Flings underwear at SpongeBob's face.)

'''SpongeBob:''' Whooooaaaaa!!!

'''Man Ray:''' Clothes basket bombardment! (Shoves a basket over Patrick's head.)

'''Patrick:''' Ohhhh!!!

'''Man Ray:''' Surrender! Mermaid Man? (SpongeBob throws a box at Man Ray) Ow! That's it! Time for the spin cycle! (Man Ray takes off his head and throws it like a frisbee at SpongeBob. That is called the spin cycle!)

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasp) Not so fast Man Ray!

(SpongeBob opens a dryer door.)

'''Man Ray:''' Wha?

'''SpongeBob:''' You're all wet, you need to dry out.

(SpongeBob closes the door and sets the dryer to shrink.

'''Man Ray:''' Noooo! My head is dry clean only!

(After)

'''Man Ray:''' But I didn't do anything!

'''SpongeBob:''' Just keep moving.

'''Patrick:''' You too missy.

(SpongeBob and Patrick put them in Jail.)

(The jail is bulging now.)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, our work is done here.

(The jail explodes.)

(People land everywhere.)

'''At the Hospital:'''

'''Mermaid Man:''' Good job boys! You won the tournament and returned the costumes.

(Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy raise their rings and the costumes are sucked up into the rings.)

(SpongeBob and Patrick wheel Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy outside)

'''Mermaid Man:''' Thanks again boys!

'''SpongeBob:''' Just doing our Mermaduty.

'''Patrick:''' (whispering) And then some.

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) And then some! (heh heh heh) That's a good one!

'''Mermaid Man:''' Good-bye young men! Oh look! We have more visitors!

(Citizens of Bikini Bottom are there gathered around Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy chanting,” Get 'em" and other stuff.)

'''Mermaid Man:''' Looking good Man Ray!

(Citizens start to close in)

(Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are wheeling, in their wheelchairs, as fast as they can.)

'''Barnacle Boy:''' Faster you ol’ cook!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (after seeing the mob of people running) They have so many fans?

(Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are seen rolling as fast as they can into the sunset, followed by a mob of people.)

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Episode Transcript: A Life in a Day

2010-06-04T00:18:52Z

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Episode Article: [[A Life in a Day (Episode)|A Life in a Day]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*People at [[Goo Lagoon]]
*Tough Guys

==Dialogue==
(Episode Starts at Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob is eating ice cream, while Patrick is tanning)

SpongeBob: This is how to live, isn't it, my friend?

Patrick: You said it buddy. (Larry comes in riding a motorcycle. SpongeBob and Patrick scream, and sand gets in their faces. Larry does flips, rides through a picnic blanket, and then pulls one of his breaks causing him to go in circles, getting more sand on SpongeBob and Patrick. He then rides on top of the pile of sand, and through the life guard station, causing it to set on fire, to everybodys cheers.)

Pink Fish: He's amazing!

Frank: I'll say! (Larry then throws a basket ball into the hoop, then is about to fall, but he presses a button to cause a sky glider to come out, and he causes the flag on some children's sand castles to catch on fire)

Kids: Whoa! (the sky glider then comes off, and Larry stops. Everyone cheers, then Larry takes off his helmet)

Pink Fish: Who is that guy?

Fish 1: That's Larry the Lobster. He's like living large!

Peterson: What's your secret, Larry?

Larry: Well, you've gotta take risks. (Larry hops back on his motor cycle) Live on the edge. (Larry rides his motor cycle, then jumps off at the lagoon. He then gets on someones surf board upside down)

All: Ooh! (Larry then comes back to shore)

Larry: And you can't... Uh... You can't... (Hears SpongeBob and Patrick whimpering, then picks them up) And you can't live like these two. Just look at 'em. Spineless, (Larry shakes them) weak, (touches them, and they fall) afraid of their own shadows. (They see there shadows, scream, and whimper) Pathetic!

Peterson: Larry, how can they redeem there worthless lives?

Larry: I'll tell you how: by living each day as if it were there last!

Patrick: How do we do that?

Larry: By living like me, Larry.

Patrick: But what's that have... (Larry covers his mouth)

Larry: By living, like Larry.

Both: Living, like Larry.

Larry: Living like Larry! (walks away)

Patrick: Living like Larry. Living like Larry. (cuts to later when SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles. Patrick is sighing, which is blowing the bubbles) This is bogus!

SpongeBob: What's that Pat?

Patrick: SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We oughta be living like Lar... (hears sea horses) This is it SpongeBob! This is where we redeem are miserable lives! It's time to start... (jumps in the air, then stops) ...living like Larry! (he then goes back down, and onto the back of a sea horse, and he then rides around) Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? (SpongeBob is on a kiddie ride outside a grocery store)

SpongeBob: I'm living like Larry! Wo-hoo! (cuts to later at SpongeBob's house. Patrick kicks the door down, and he is all bandaged up)

Patrick: Where were you SpongeBob? That was awesome! (picks up SpongeBob, and runs outside)

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, where you going?

Patrick: To live my friend! We are going to live! (cuts to "A-1 Wreckers") This is going to be the best fun yet! (a boat gets smashed from the sides, then from the front and back, then from the top, then a giant spatula puts in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it)

SpongeBob: I don't know about this Patrick.

Patrick: You must defeat your reason, before you can start... (jumps up in the air again, then stops) ...living like Larry! (he then goes into a boat) Wo-hoo! SpongeBob, this is it! (he gets smashed from the sides, then cuts back to SpongeBob as the rest happens. Cuts to SpongeBob's house where he is putting the letters of the alphabet on his pairs of socks)

Music: [[Livin' Like Larry (Song)|Livin' Like Larry]]
SpongeBob: De dee do dee do livin' like Larry.
Dee dee dee doo livin' like Larry.
Deedeedeedee livin' like Larry.

(Patrick barges through the door in the boat. He then falls, then breaks out of it)

Patrick: Come on SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go! (SpongeBob and Patrick run outside. Cuts to later when they are still running)

SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, where are we going?

Patrick: Just you wait! it's the ultimate! (they run onto a giant ramp that leads into a trench) What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! (stomps on the ramp) Hey you guys. (lots of monsters are in the trench)

SpongeBob: I don't know Patrick, this looks very danger... (Patrick attaches a skate board on SpongeBob's back, then does so with him)

Patrick: Here's to living like Larry!

SpongeBob: Well, wait a minute Patrick, I think your missing the point. "Living like Larry" doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.

Patrick: Don't you mean, cost ''us our lives'' SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: No Patrick, I mean your life. I'm not going.

Patrick: Oh gee. And that's your final word on the subject?

SpongeBob: Mm-mm.

Patrick: I feel sorry for you. (goes down the ramp to the trench with all the monsters in it. Scene then cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is working)

SpongeBob: I wonder how Patrick's doing with his "living like Larry" thing.

Patrick: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob looks out the window) SpongeBob! (Patrick is being chased by tough fish on motor cycles. He then runs into the Krusty Krab) You were right SpongeBob! I went too far! I went too far!

SpongeBob: Oh it's okay buddy, I think you learned your lesson. Hmm?

Patrick: Uh-uh.

Tough Guy 1: Don't make us come in there kid!

SpongeBob: Now you just let me handle those guys out there. (SpongeBob walks outside) Gentlemen, Gentlemen.

All: What the...?

SpongeBob: I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His reckless thrill chasing as made him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look (scene reveals Patrick is a shell) So let me assure you, his days of "living in the moment" are over. Can you not forgive him for what ever he did? (they thin)

Tough Guy 2: Sure pal. Sure.

SpongeBob: By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? (SpongeBob leans on there motor cycles, and they fall)

Tough Guy 2: He knocked over our motor cycles! (SpongeBob laughs nervously, then they chase SpongeBob and Patrick)

SpongeBob: So scared! Adrennilen pumping! (getting excited) Spine tingling! Engorfins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh, yeah baby, yeah! This is what Patrick was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, yeah, woo! (gets knocked in the air by a motor cycle) Now I am finally living like Larry! (cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of a giant knife)

Patrick: Are you sure about this SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Oh come on Patrick, what happened to being in the moment?

Patrick: I don't know SpongeBob, this looks pretty dangerous.

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, you said it buddy! Now we're really living like Larry! (Larry notices them on the knife)

Larry: Well, would you look at that. Now there's two guys who know how to live!

SpongeBob: Prepare for countdown!

Larry: I'm proud of them. (takes a closer look) Wait a minute, with that angle of trajectory, they'll land right in, rippers reef! They'll be ripped to shreds! (runs over with a life saver) Wait, don't do it! Stop!

SpongeBob: 3-2-1 Liftoff. (pulls a rope, which causes the knife to set off)

Larry: Drat! (uses the life saver to catch on to the knife, then goes up in the air)Look guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally, I meant to live life to the fullest, not demain yourselves. Look! (then notice the reef)

Patrick: Oh no! (Larry, Patrick and SpongeBob Screamed, they crash into it, then cuts to scene of them in the hospital)

SpongeBob: Hey, what are you two lazy bones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, I've got room for two more. What would Larry do?

Larry: (angry) What would Larry do? I'll show you what Larry would do! (chases SpongeBob) Come here! Come here I said! Hey!

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Episode Transcript: To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants

2010-06-04T00:17:15Z

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Episode Article: [[To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)]]
*Clothes Store Employee in the Mall
*Krusty Krab Customers
*[[French Narrator]]

==Dialogue==
*Narrator: Another quiet day in Bikini Bottom. But it wasn't always this way. Once, it was horrible! (lightning is shown, trees are blowing, a bridge is shaking, and a person is seen, and people are shown helping an animal) (setting goes to SpongeBob's house) The unimaginable happened! One day, SpongeBob SquarePants...changed his pants. (A woman is seen, and she screams so loud)

*Mr. Krabs: Why Don't You Just Take Them Off!

(Then Cut to Krusty Krab and he Opens)

*SpongeBob UnderPants: Order Up Squidward!

*Sandy Cheeks: Well, Well, If It Isn't SpongeBob UnderPants (He Laughs)

(He Look his Underwear and he Scream)

*SpongeBob: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! (Echo Version)

(SpongeBob Screams when hear an Echo)

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Episode Transcript: To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants

2010-06-04T00:16:30Z

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Episode Article: [[To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)]]
*Clothes Store Employee in the Mall
*Krusty Krab Customers
*[[French Narrator]]

==Dialogue==
*Narrator: Another quiet day in Bikini Bottom. But it wasn't always this way. Once, it was horrible! (lightning is shown, trees are blowing, a bridge is shaking, and a person is seen, and people are shown helping an animal) (setting goes to SpongeBob's house) The unimaginable happened! One day, SpongeBob SquarePants...changed his pants. (A woman is seen, and she screams so loud)

Mr. Krabs: Why Don't You Just Take Them Off!

(Then Cut to Krusty Krab and he Opens)

SpongeBob UnderPants: Order Up Squidward!

Sandy Cheeks: Well, Well, If It Isn't SpongeBob UnderPants (He Laughs)

(He Look his Underwear and he Scream)

SpongeBob: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! (Echo Version)

(SpongeBob Screams when hear an Echo)

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