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The Fry Cook Games (Episode)

2008-07-10T11:24:58Z

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| Airdate: || 28.9.2001
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'''"The Fry Cook Games"''' is an episode from Season 2

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]

===Places===
*[[Fast Food Coliseum]]

[[Image:Fastfoodcoli.JPG|thumb|right|The Fast Food Coliseum, the venue of the Fry Cook Games]]

==Plot==
At the Official 21st Fry Cook Games, Patrick is disappointed that he cannot enter; he is not a fry cook. When the games are about to begin, the fire on the ceremonial torch suddenly gets blown out. A 'Please Stand By' sign appears, and the torch carefully re-lit, to the expense of the lighter, who catches on fire himself. SpongeBob is representing Mr. Krabs, while Patrick is representing Plankton (this is a big surprise, but he is only his pawn). This is because SpongeBob told Patrick that he had to be a fry cook in order to compete. So he joined the Chum Bucket. The competitions included games such as the "Deep Fry Pole Vault" and the "Chocolate High-Dive" (Diving from a springboard to a vat of chocolate, making the diver look like ice cream). In frustration at one another, they call each other names. Finally, SpongeBob and Patrick face off with each other in the final event, "Bun Wrestling". During the event, both SpongeBob and Patrick split their pants, revealing SpongeBob to be wearing pink underpants and Patrick to be wearing yellow. This causes them to stop fighting and settle their differences. The episode ends as the two walk out of the stadium holding hands while Mr. Krabs and Plankton start fighting with each other, frustrated that their players stopped competing.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*When SpongeBob is doing the dive into the chocolate, his suit has the flag of a country on it.
*The torch lighting is a reference to The Olympics.
*When he is preparing for the fry cook games, when SpongeBob is doing his push-ups, he is actually doing finger push-ups.
*After the ice-cream challenge, you can hear music that is often heard in the show ''My Gym Partner's a Monkey''.
*When SpongeBob and Patrick are bun wrestling, and when SpongeBob erases Patrick's name off of his card, it's night, but when they walk out of the stadium, it's daytime. It's possible that they fought before dawn.
*Like in Super Mario Kart, Mr. Krabs is supposedly telling SpongeBob that Patrick is "Star- the shape of evil," but we see Mr. Krabs when he should be saying this, and he's just waving his arms up and down, rather than showing SpongeBob his shape.
*when the fish said "I gotta get outta here", there was the yellow fish, that’s usually in many episodes, behind him and in front of him.
* The vendor was selling fish sticks but why would fish eat fish?
*The PLEASE STAND BY card was shown after the failed attempt of the torch is also seen on the interlude of Shanghaied, after Patchy scolded "Its time for you to walk the plank!"
*At the episode, Patrick says his yellow underpants were white when he bought them.
*The scene while SpongeBob rips his blue robe, revealing the muscles. The first was "MuscleBob BuffPants".

== Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Fry Cook Games]]

==Video==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-2-episode-16-the-fry-cook-games/ The Fry Cook Games Video]

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Episode Transcript: The Sponge Who Could Fly

2008-07-10T11:19:38Z

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Episode Article: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Nancy]]

==Dialogue==

(scene opens up in front of Nickelodeon Studios, where a security guard is standing by the gate) 
French Narrator: Last week, a never-before-seen episode of SpongeBob SquarePants was discovered under a desk at Nickelodeon Studios. (a large crowd of excited people is shown) Now all the world is waiting in fevered anticipation to watch... (the title appears on screen) the SpongeBob SquarePants Lost Episode! (an aerial shot of the town of Encino appears) Now, to present the Lost Episode, from Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate! (inside his house, Patchy is inside the shower, humming; Potty flies up) 
Potty: Patchy! Patchy! The kids are here. (flushes the toilet) 
Patchy: WAH!!! (opens the curtain in panic) Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy private time? (looks at the camera) Oh, hello! Dahh! (covers himself with the curtain) What are you all doing here? 
Potty: They're here to see the lost episode. Brawk! 
Patchy: But I haven't got the lost episode because I... well, I lost it! (starts to cry) 
Children: (off-screen) No, Patchy! Please! Don't say that, Patchy! Please! 
Patchy: But it is! It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about old SpongeBob. (shuts the curtain and cries loudly) 
(cuts to a montage of SpongeBob’s greatest moments) 
French Narrator: Remembering SpongeBob. (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen of the Krusty Krab, from "[[As Seen on TV]]"; brings it around town, from "[[Bubblestand]]"; puts a ketchup pawprint on a Krabby Patty then puts it down on a bun, from "[[The Chaperone (Episode)|The Chaperone]]"; struggles with his long legs, also from "The Chaperone"; separates into two pieces then joins back together, also from "Pizza Delivery"; stands motionless in awe, also from "As Seen on TV"; struggles lifting up a bar with two teddy bears attached, from "[[Help Wanted]]"; skips outside tossing hearts in the air, from "[[Valentine's Day]]"; goes for a blue jellyfish but winds up catching himself in his net, from "[[Tea at the Treedome (Episode)|Tea at the Treedome]]"; surfs backwards with his pants ripped then wipes out, from "[[Ripped Pants]]"; dodges a karate chop from Sandy, from "[[Karate Choppers]]"; smokes a bubble pipe, from "[[Grandma's Kisses]]"; sheds a layer of his skin, from "[[F.U.N.]]"; floats around a boat completely inflated, from "[[Pizza Delivery]]"; sends a message in a bubble, from "[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]"; a muscular version of him chases a jellyfish, from "[[MuscleBob BuffPants]]"; lies in bed next to Squidward, from "[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]"; scrubs the inside of his head, also from "The Chaperone"; clenches onto Mrs. Puff, from "[[Boating School]]"; rocks out, from "[[Band Geeks]]"; plucks his eyebrows, yet again from "The Chaperone"; sucks on a table, from "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]"; shrinks on the stove, from "[[Nature Pants]]"; does a karate dance, also from "Karate Choppers"; blows the sand of Squidward, from "[[Reef Blower]]"; wiggles around, also from "[[F.U.N.]]"; gets shut out by Squidward, from "[[The Paper]]; an audience applauds; cuts back to Patchy, who is sitting on the couch) 
Patchy: I don't believe I lost the Lost Episode. (screws in his peg leg) I never lose anything. 
Potty: What about your leg? 
Patchy: Well, yeah, but... 
Potty: And your eye. 
Patchy: Well, the eye, I... 
Potty: And your hand. 
Patchy: And the h... oh, get out of here you blasted bird! (shoos Potty away) Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where the Lost Episode is. (a screeching car sounds and a brick flies through the window and hits Potty; he mutters gibberish and then falls over) 
Potty: What is it? Brawk! 
Patchy: Hey... it's a map! It's a map to the Lost Episode of SpongeBob I lost! 
Potty: It's a dream come true! 
Patchy: (giggles) We gotta go find it, Potty! (shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps) Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg. (grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg) Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'! (runs down the steps, along with Potty) 
Potty: Brawk! 
Patchy: (an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting) Ten paces past Mrs. Johnson's house. (walks past the woman's house) 
Mrs. Johnson: Would you boys like some cookies? 
Patchy: Put 'em in a doggie bag, Mrs. Johnson. Can't right now, we're on a treasure hunt. (continues walking) 
Mrs. Johnson: Okay, don't catch a cold. 
Patchy: Walk five fathoms past Don's Import Store and Delicatessen. (looks up at a store by that name; walks next to a tree) Half a league to the forked tree. (looks up at a tree with plastic forks growing on it) Oh! (stands somewhere else, looking at the map) Now all that's left is... Huh?! The seven trials of monkey lagoon?! (lowers the map and sees a playground full of children) Merciful Neptune. Only for SpongeBob. Only for SpongeBob!!! (runs into the playground; rides back and forth on a small green horse) AHHHHH!!! Whoa!!! (goes up and down on a see-saw) Whoa!!! Whoa! (slides down a slide with his hands up) YAHHHHH!!! (hits the ground) Ow! (gets spun around on a merry-go-round) AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! (slowly climbs on the monkey bars while a little kid punches him in the back) Ahh... Ahh... Ah! (inside a giant climbing thing while a group of kids laugh at him) AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! (gets pushed on the swing by a little girl) AHHHHH!!! DAHHH!!! (the swing he was on returns with only a hook attached to it; the little girl stares at it, confused; cuts to Patchy digging in the sand) We made it! We survived the trials! Oh, I'm really gonna dig this lost episode! (laughs) Dig it, get it? (laughs some more) 
Potty: (covered in sand) You stink! 
Patchy: And I just got out of the shower. (laughs again; sticks his shovel in the ground and hits something) Hey Potty, I think I hit something. (camera zooms out; a large treasure chest sits in the sand) Clever... bury your treasure above the surface. 
Potty: Brawk! 
Patchy: (opens the chest; a golden glow shines from it) This is it! (a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a tape; Patchy takes it; the man cups his hands) I don't know what it means either. (slams the top of the chest on the man) But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'. (runs off, jumping around and shouting excitedly again; runs into his house, still excited, and holds the tape up) Yeah!!! Popcorn. (slams a bag of popcorn down on the table) Soda. (puts a cup of soda on the table) Pickled garlic! (puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things; runs and sits down) Potty, hit the remote! 
Potty: (drops an egg that hits the remote) Brawk! (the VCR turns on) 
Patchy: (grabs the popcorn) This is gonna be great! (a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen) I can't believe it. More SpongeBob! (starts eating the popcorn; the countdown makes it's way down to five) This so exciting! (laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere; the countdown ends) Here it comes!
Potty: Brawk! Pipe down! 
("Walk Cycles" begins on the TV screen; SpongeBob is walking down the road while techno music plays in the background; his body squishes up, then returns to normal; then, his body extends and his arms flail around; he returns to normal, then squishes up three times, shrinking smaller and smaller, in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; once again, squishes up smaller and smaller in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; starts running frantically while sweating and looking left to right; extends his body, this time with his tongue sticking out and flailing around; begins frantically running again; his limbs and body separate and his eyes pop out of his head; begins walking normally again; "Walk Cycles" ends; a beeping noise comes from the TV; Patchy stares blankly for a moment) 
Patchy: That's it? That's the Lost Episode? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles! 
Potty: What a rip! 
Patchy: Grrrrr... (his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears) SpongeBob betrayed us?! (runs over to a wall of framed SpongeBob pictures; begins tearing them off the wall) I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fan club in the first place! (enters his SpongeBob-merchandise-filled room and starts throwing things everywhere) I'm gonna get rid of all my SpongeBob stuff! All of it! All of it! (rips his SpongeBob boxers out of his pants) All of it! (runs to the door) I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away! (runs out the door crying) 
Potty: Sheesh, what a hothead! 
Announcer: (on TV, another countdown has started at twenty-three seconds with the words "SpongeBob SquarePants Episode 118 The Real Lost Episode") And now, the real Lost Episode! 
Potty: Brawk! Patchy, come back! There's more! 
Patchy: (opens the door) Really? (shuts the door, then reenters again, completely reversing what he did earlier; sits back down) Hooray! Let's watch! 
("The Sponge Who Could Fly" opens up in Jellyfish Fields) 
French Narrator: Here we see the proud jellyfish hunter. (SpongeBob stands completely still at the top of a hill, holding his net) He stands motionless to lure the jellyfish into a false sense of security. (a jellyfish swims right be him) And when his prey ventures to close, he springs into action. 
SpongeBob: (puts on his safety glasses; turns into a spring and bounces after the jellyfish; stops in midair and looks down) Huh? (stretches out and starts falling downward, now in normal form) AHHHHHHHHH!!!! (hits the ground) Ooh! (separates into seven smaller SpongeBob’s, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside; wipes the sweat off his forehead) Phew! I salute you, oh majestic jellyfish. (salutes a jellyfish that buzzes over his head) Your command of the sky is unmatched. Floating just out of the reach of my net, but near enough that I can see your untamed beauty. (a jellyfish floats up and down above SpongeBob’s palm; music begins to play as a microphone lowers in front of him; he clears his throat)

Music: "[[I Wish, I Could Fly]]"
If only I could join you there in the air
Floating free without a care
I wish I could fly
And see things with a different eye
(SpongeBob’s two eyes combine into one big eye; the camera zooms into it and his pupil becomes him flying through the sky)
I would fly so very high and touch the sky
(flies through a crowd)
And never have to ask why it is that I can't fly
(the blue sky backdrop turn back into Jellyfish Fields, and SpongeBob falls to the ground; he gets up) 
SpongeBob: Wait a minute, I'm forgetting the words of Grandpa SquarePants. (a thought cloud appears above SpongeBob’s head; SpongeBob’s grandfather is inside of it)
Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly, we'd have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs. (the cloud disappears) 
SpongeBob: (snaps) I'm gonna follow his advice, by gum. I'll invent a flying machine! (cuts to SpongeBob working on building a plane outside of a barn; Patrick walks up to him) 
Patrick: What's that contraption, SpongeBob? 
SpongeBob: That, Patrick, is a flying machine. 
Patrick: (laughs) 
SpongeBob: What's so funny? 
Patrick: Well, it's like my grandpa used to say. (a thought cloud appears over his head; Grandpa SquarePants is inside it again)
Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly, uh... hey, I'm not your grandfather! (pokes Patrick in the head with his cane; the thought cloud disappears) 
SpongeBob: Well, here I go, Patrick! (runs to the front) I'm off to fly with the jellyfish! Ignition, check! (spins the propeller around) Landing gear... (kicks the tire) check! Complimentary peanuts... (holds up a bag of peanuts) check-a-roo. (hops into the cockpit, now with a hat and glasses on) Ready for takeoff! (pushes a handle forward; the plane starts up, then comes to pieces; the propeller spins through the air and slices through a grain silo next to the farm; sand pours out of it and covers him and Patrick) 
Patrick: You cut a hole in Farmer Jenkins' grain silo! 
SpongeBob: Don't remind me. 
Jenkins: (runs up) I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! Now git! (Patrick and SpongeBob run away) 
Patrick: We better do what he says. He knows how to grow food! (cuts to Patrick standing in front of his rock, looking dumb; SpongeBob runs up with blueprints in his hand) 
SpongeBob: Well, it took me all night, but here they are. The new blueprints! I wasn't even close with that last one. Propellers, rudders... (blows raspberries; cuts to him standing on the top of a cliff in a rubbery bat costume) This one's gonna fly! (stretches out the wings; the camera focuses on SpongeBob’s butt, which is sticking out more than ever) I can feel it. Ready, Patrick? 
Patrick: (at the bottom of the cliff) Ready! 
SpongeBob: (jumps and starts flapping his wings; starts gasping) It's working, Patrick! I'm flying! I'm... (ceases to fly) falling!!! (hits the ground) Ooh! (Patrick runs over and sprays him with a fire extinguisher; cuts to SpongeBob, holding a clipboard, and Patrick, walking) 
SpongeBob: This is it, Patrick. The physics are all here. This time, I'm gonna fly! (walks up to a lawn chair with two balloons attached to it and a brick sitting on it) 
Patrick: Oh boy, a birthday party! 
SpongeBob: (laughs) No, Patrick. This is the SquarePants Flyer Mark Three. (goes over and picks up the brick) All you do is remove the brick, or ballast, and... (turns around and realizes that his invention is no longer there) Huh? (looks up and sees it flying away) Well, back to the drawing board. 
Patrick: Can we have the cake now? (singing) Happy, happy birthday to you! (cuts to SpongeBob, attached to a red kite, which is attached to a bicycle that Patrick is on) 
SpongeBob: Patrick, get ready to say "Eureka!" 
Patrick: Okay! 
SpongeBob: Go!!! (Patrick starts pedaling; SpongeBob lifts up off the bucket he is standing on and flies through the air) It's working! I'm flying! (flies past three fish on the side of the road) 
Cap Fish: Hey! Look at that guy tied to a kite! 
Fred: Why's he doing that? 
Nancy: Oh my goodness... 
Fred: Why's he doing that? 
Cap Fish: He'll fall and break his... 
Nancy: Can you see from up there? 
SpongeBob: Do not be afraid, earthbound people. I am not a flying monster, I am just one of you. (suddenly, the kite snaps on him and falls out of the sky) Doh! (Patrick keeps pedaling as SpongeBob repeatedly hits the ground behind him) Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! (the three fish crack up; cuts to the Barg'n-Mart; SpongeBob is standing at the cash register in front of Vendor; he puts the shredded kite on the counter) Excuse me, sir, but I would like to return this kite. 
Vendor: Hey... I know you. Yeah, from today's paper! (holds up a newspaper with a picture of SpongeBob on the front page and the headline "Local Nutcase Tries to Fly") 
SpongeBob: "Local nutcase tries to fly"?! I'm a nutcase because I follow my dreams? Well, they laughed at the guy who invented light bulbs too! 
Vendor: No they didn't. 
SpongeBob: (raises his fist) You'll see. (walks outside, and past Monroe and his mother) 
Monroe: Look mom, it's the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom. 
Mother: Wow! I wonder why he's still using his legs. 
Monroe: Come on, Bird Man. Flap your wings and fly! (makes flapping motions; he and his mother laugh cruelly; SpongeBob walks away, only to encounter many other fish) 
Cap Fish: Hey, Bird Man, going to check on your eggs? 
Nancy: Maybe he's looking for a statue to poop on. 
Fred: (steps in front of SpongeBob and starts flapping his arms and making chicken noises; a crowd of fish around him laughs) 
SpongeBob: Go on and laugh, but it is a sad day in Bikini Bottom when a guy is ridiculed for having dreams! (two fish holding babies stand to the side of him) 
Mother #2: You think you're the only one with unfulfilled dreams?
Stubble Fish: I was supposed to be a concert pianist... until I realized I didn't have any fingers. (looks at his hands)
Fish: We all had dreams. 
Nancy: What makes you so special? (the crowd of fish turns into an angry mob, along with pitchfork and torches) 
Mob: Let's get him! 
SpongeBob: (the mob chases him; he starts panting, then stops) Huh? (camera zooms out to reveal SpongeBob just stepped off the edge of a cliff) AHHHHH!!! 
Fish: Good riddance, dreamer! 
SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!! (lands in a Mud Removal truck) Ooh! (the truck makes a sharp turn and SpongeBob falls out, covered in mud; while falling) Well, it can't get any worse. Doh! (lands in a Feather Delivery truck; sticks his head up, which is now covered with feathers) I guess I spoke too soon. (cuts to SpongeBob, with a towel wrapped around his body and the top of his head, looking out the window at the jellyfish flying by) There they go again, Gary. (sighs) I suppose I'll never join them in the sky. I'll be stuck on the ground, sentenced to a flightless life. (takes off his towel, under which is his underwear, and tosses it away) Oh well. I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true. (grabs his pants and puts them on) Back to reality. (walks over to the sink; Gary follows) 
Gary: Meow. 
SpongeBob: No, Gary, my dreams are silly. (takes the towel off of his head; grabs a comb and blow-dryer and starts brushing and drying his spongy hair; the phone rings; he sticks the blow-dryer partially in his pants and answers the phone) Hello? No, this isn't the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom. What? (the blow-dryer starts to inflate his pants) No, I certainly do not live in a birdcage. Who is this? Joe Momma? Well, listen up, Joe. (Gary retreats inside his shell) I hate to break it to you, but flying is impossible. (floats upward and hits the ceiling) I have to go now. My head just hit the ceiling. Huh? Hey! Look, Gary! (pulls the blow-dryer out of his pants) I... I think I'm flying! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! (the top half of his pineapple opens up and he flies out of it) 
Monroe: (points) Mom, look! It's the flying guy! 
Mother: Wow, I guess he wasn't a lunatic after all. 
(flying over the town)

Music: "[[He's Flying]]"
I'm flying. I'm flying!
(Cap Fish pops up)
He's flying!
(guy pops out the window)
He's flying!
(the old woman fish pops up)
He's really, really flying!
(Nancy opens her door; Tom pops out of the sewer, moving his fingers in rhythm)
They laughed, they scoffed, before I had liftoff.
(the Old Woman Fish stands next to a blue fish with balloons; an aqua fish stands next to another older fish; a business fish and Vendor pass by)
But now he's flying.
(SpongeBob passes over them)
He's flying high in the sky.
(Johnson drives by in a boat; another fish drives behind them; a couple other fish enter the scene) 
I'd love to hang around to say I told you so.
(takes off)
But it's off to Jellyfish Fields I go! 
(passes by a sign pointing in the direction of the Fields, making it bobble) 
Roads and streets are not for me. 
(passes over an intersection with a stoplight)
Help! Please help! My snail is up a tree.
I've had her since I was a little girl.
(takes a deep breath)
But now it looks like the end of her world.
(the tree branch holding the snail snaps off)
NO!!!!!!
(catches the snail)
Gotcha!
(laughs; hands the snail to Mrs. Puff)
Next time, try the elevator.
(flies off)
Thank you, Bird Man! 
(flies upward in a circle, leaving a swirling rainbow path behind him; flies up to a plane, in which Fred is sitting, among others) 
I have never felt so free!
(Fred looks out the window at SpongeBob in bewilderment)
High in the sky is the place for me.
(flies away; Fred pulls down an oxygen mask and starts breathing heavily)
Helping friends from up above.
(SpongeBob flies onward some more, still leaving a rainbow path behind him; sprinkles drop down over a group of children; Monroe sticks his tongue out and catches one, then makes a face in disgust)
These are the things that I love!
(picks up a dime off the ceiling of a building and drops it in Mr. Krabs's hand)
I'll help Mr. Krabs reclaim his dime.
I'm rich!
(Patrick stares in awe at a mime doing his shtick; SpongeBob swoops down and lifts him into the air)
And I'll save Patrick from this mime!
Thanks, buddy!
(flies over to a kelp bush)
Even Plankton needs some help,
when he gets tangled in the
ke-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-elllllllp!
(inside the bush, Plankton is struggling to untangle himself from a piece of kelp; SpongeBob lifts him up)
Please put me down!
("He's Flying" ends; cuts to the Bikini Bottom News, where A Realistic Fish Head is reporting) 
Fish Head: All of Bikini Bottom is abuzz over the identity of a mysterious flying man who helps people. (cuts to Tom, wearing a bad hairpiece) 
Tom: He found my hair piece! (cuts to a little boy fish) 
Boy: He helps people... and he flies... and he helps people. 
Fish Head: (back at the desk) Who knows what superhero act of courage he'll astound us with next? 
(cuts to a foggy night at Goo Lagoon; the lighthouse is shining its light around, when suddenly, it goes out; Johnson and an old fish run up) 
Johnson: Oh no! The light in the Goo Lagoon lighthouse went out, and Sailor Jenkins is headed for the coastline! 
Jenkins: (drives through the fog in a boat on the lagoon) I'm glad I gave up farming! 
SpongeBob: (flies down) I'm coming! (takes out the old light bulb and reaches behind his back to get a new one; screws it in and flips the switch; it turns on and Sailor Jenkins turns back around; a crowd of people run up, cheering) 
Johnson: Thanks, mysterious flying man! 
Jenkins: (slams into a large rock in the middle of the lagoon; starts to sink) I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! 
SpongeBob: (walking away, with his pants deflated, brushing his hands off) That's enough good deeds for one day. I've got a date with a flock of jellyfish. 
Mr. Krabs: (runs up) SpongeBob! Son! I need you and your magical pants! 
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, I invented these pants so I could fly with the jellyfish! If I keep doing favors for people I'll never make my dreams a reality. (starts to walk away) 
Mr. Krabs: But SpongeBob, it's an emergency! 
SpongeBob: (stops; inflates his pants) Let's roll! (flying through the sky with Mr. Krabs in his arms) Where to, Mr. K? 
Mr. Krabs: Uh... my garage. 
SpongeBob: You've got it! (lands next to Mr. Krabs' garage) What's the emergency, Mr. Krabs? 
Mr. Krabs: Are you sure you're up for it, boy? 
SpongeBob: I think my pants can handle it. 
Mr. Krabs: I need you... 
SpongeBob: (anxiously) Yes? 
Mr. Krabs: To clean... 
SpongeBob: Clean up crime? 
Mr. Krabs: My garage. 
SpongeBob: (his pants deflate) That's your emergency? 
Mr. Krabs: But SpongeBob, everyone knows it's easier to clean a garage when you can fly! 
SpongeBob: (crosses his arms) All right, Mr. Krabs. I'll clean your garage. But after this, no more favors! (inflates his pants again; later, he flies out of the garage, finished with the job) All done, Mr. Krabs. 
Mr. Krabs: (sunbathing) And the recyclables? 
SpongeBob: Aw, shrimp. (turns around and reenters the garage; even later, he flies away) Finally! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! 
Patrick: (off-screen) SpongeBob! 
SpongeBob: Patrick's in trouble. 
Patrick: (lying on his back in the street) SpongeBob! SpongeBob! 
SpongeBob: (flies down to him) What is it, buddy? 
Patrick: Will you scratch my tummy? (SpongeBob gets annoyed but does it anyway) Ah... 
(a montage begins) 
Larry: Help me pick out a tie? (holds out three different colored ties; SpongeBob picks one) 
Squidward: Clean my bathtub? (SpongeBob unwillingly obeys) 
Mrs. Puff: Balance my checkbook? (SpongeBob scribbles in her checkbook) 
Plankton: Help spread the word of evil? (SpongeBob hands out newspapers with the headline "EVIL" on them) 
Hat Fish: Untangle my phone chords? 
Cap Fish: Do my geometry? 
Nancy: Talk to my plants! 
Gray Fish: Rub my scalp? (SpongeBob rubs the man's scalp) Mmm... oh yeah! 
SpongeBob: (stops and starts flailing his arms) Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be at Jellyfish Fields right now. But instead, I'm rubbing your scalp. And I don't even know who you are. 
Gray Fish: But, we went to elementary school together. 
SpongeBob: Dennis? (starts rubbing his scalp again) 
Dennis: Mmm... oh yeah! 
(cuts to a crowd of fish searching for SpongeBob) 
Cap Fish: SpongeBob! 
Monroe: Hey SpongeBob! 
Fred: SpongeBob! 
SpongeBob: (hiding behind a rock) If I don't give these feverish favor-seekers the slip, I'll never get to fly with the jellyfish. (quietly flies away) 
Monroe: Hey! There he is! 
SpongeBob: (flies faster) 
Monroe: He's getting away! 
Light Purple Fish: No! He owes us favors! 
Monroe: Get him!!! (the angry crowd chases after him, into Downtown Bikini Bottom; while SpongeBob flies past the buildings in a straight line, the crowd runs up and down each building; they stop at a cliff, before Jellyfish Fields; SpongeBob keeps flying) 
SpongeBob: I'm almost at Jellyfish Fields. I'm gonna make it! 
Johnson: He's headed for Jellyfish Fields! We'll catch him now! 
Jenkins: (off-screen) I'll take care of this! 
Crowd: It's Cannonball Jenkins!!! 
Jenkins: (inside a lit cannon, wearing a red helmet and suit; launches out of the cannon and toward SpongeBob; he collides with him, and SpongeBob’s inflatable pants explode; the two hurtle toward the ground; SpongeBob falls even further as Cannonball Jenkins opens up a red parachute) I told you nothing good would come from city folk and their flying machines! (the crowd watches as SpongeBob crashes to the ground; they walk over) 
Fred: What have we done? (starts to cry) Come on, everybody! I think a proper burial is in order. (picks up the pants) A pair of pants like these come around... once in a lifetime. (the crowd leaves; SpongeBob, now in his underwear, regains consciousness) 
SpongeBob: Well, it was fun while it lasted. (walks up to Jellyfish Fields, then walks away) I guess I'm not meant to fly after all. (sighs; starts to raise up in the air; a group of jellyfish are below him, carrying him up) Huh? Hey! My jellyfish friends are helping me fly! Without pants! I guess it just goes to show... 
(the jellyfish carry him back to Bikini Bottom; singing)

Music: "[[All You Need is Friends to Fly]]"
You don't need a plane to fly
(Johnson looks out the window at him)
Plastic wings may make you cry
(a flock of scallops fly by)
Kites are made for windy days
Lawn chair with balloons... fly away
(the crowd of fish bury SpongeBob’s pants as the mourn over them)
Inflatable pants... you may as well skip!
(arrives at his home; the jellyfish put him back on the ground)
If you want to fly, all you need... is friendship. Yeah.
(the jellyfish buzz away; waves) 
SpongeBob: Goodbye, jellies! You taught me a valuable lesson. Although I'm not quite sure what it was. 
Patrick: (walks up) Hey! Let's fly down to the pizza house for a slice. 
SpongeBob: No more flying for me, Patrick. I'll leave that to the jellyfish. (opens his door) 
Patrick: Suit yourself. (lifts up his arm and flies away) 
SpongeBob: (turns back around) Did Patrick just...? (laughs) Nah! (enters his house again, but opens the door one last time, just to make sure; cuts back to Patchy's house) 
Patchy: Wow! Wasn't that great, kids? 
Potty: Let's watch it again. 
Patchy: (chuckles) That's a great idea, Potty. (looks on the table) Where's the remote? (continues searching) Where's the remote? (stands up) Oh, I lost the remote! They should make those things... (a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on the head) Eh... (falls to the floor) 
Potty: Brawk! 
Patchy: (stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote) My remote! (goes to the window) Thanks, stranger! 
Mrs. Johnson: (outside, in a wheelchair) Don't mention it, Patchy! (flames shoot of the back of her wheelchair and she peels off, leaving a skid mark behind) Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind? (presses a button; a juggling clown appears on TV) No, that's not it. (presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV) Doh! Wrong again. (keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a football game, then the anemone from Your Shoe's Untied; Potty flies over) 
Potty: Brawk! Let me do it! 
Patchy: No, get away! (the lights go out) That's the light switch! (the light turns back on; Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch) 
Potty: Brawk! That's the mariachi band button! 
Patchy: Grrrrr... I hate technology!!! (continues pressing buttons on the remote) Rewind... darn you! (suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape) 
Potty: Brawk! Failure ahoy! 
Patchy: No! (tries to stop the tape from spewing out) Dah! DAH! Oh, blasted infernal machine! (gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling) Oh no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever! 
Potty: Brawk! Lost forever! 
French Narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess the lost episode will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, SpongeBob will live on in our hearts and in our minds. (a SpongeBob constellation appears over Patchy's house) Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost.

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My Pretty Seahorse (Episode)

2008-07-06T10:43:34Z

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'''My Pretty Seahorse''' is an episode from Season 3

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==Info==
=== Time Cards Shown ===
*3 Days Later
*17 Minutes Later
*12 Seconds Later

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:Mystery.jpg|thumb|right|Mystery the Seahorse]]
*[[Mystery]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward]]
*Customers
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Patrick]] (cameo)

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Hats]]

== Plot ==
It is now Springtime in [[Bikini Bottom]], Patrick emerges under his rock wearing a purple sweater...Patrick strips the sweater and buries it under the sand like a dog would. SpongeBob comes out of his house and begins to greet the flowers after stating that he has Spring Fever. Squidward emerges from his home as well, and after some convincing from SpongeBob, he too says hello to the flowers. The flowers react like an aggravated cat, hissing at Squidward, causing him to run into his house screaming. SpongeBob says he shall do him a kindness and plant him some hypo-allergenic flowers.

Cue SpongeBob wearing a gardening outfit, including a sun hat, overalls, and clogs. He first plants a coral flower, and turns to grab the watering can to water said flower only to turn back around and find the flower bitten in half. He continues this routine of planting flowers and turning his back until he states that he is not taking my eyes off you. 3 days later... he still has not moved his eyes, and in fact has to water them because they have dried out...Patrick walks by and draws SpongeBob’s attention – SpongeBob turns back, and the flower is gone again. SpongeBob finally sees the seahorse, which has been eating the flowers, which then runs away and starts neighing on top of a rock.

He decides to tame her and writes a scientific journal of sorts about her mysterious qualities, and hence names her Mystery. The seahorse spots SpongeBob’s floral bookmark and approaches him. Apparently eating the book mark was enough to tame the seahorse, as the show switches to a montage with 60's psychedelic backgrounds of the two of them frolicking together, enjoying piggy back rides, painting, blowing bubbles, and even going to the hat store...

At the end of the day, SpongeBob lets the horse sleep in his bed and promises that they will be friends forever. The next day, he rides past Squidward on his bike - which hits a rock sending Squidward off a cliff and into a massive explosion. Once arriving at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob ties up Mystery outside like in old western movies. Mr. Krabs demands that the horse be gotten rid of because he is scaring off the customers stating, it’s either you or Mystery.

SpongeBob has Mystery shoved in a cupboard, and tells her that she only needs to stay there until Patrick finishes the stable he asked him to build – Cue a shot of Patrick with a board nailed to his forehead sitting with a blank look on his face. SpongeBob starts to go back to his job.

Order up! Squidward comes to the window, but Mystery eats the order before Squidward gets there. Squidward starts lecturing SpongeBob; meanwhile Mystery is stealing customers’ orders from their tables. Mystery eats SpongeBob’s hat, [[spatula]], all of the [[Krabby Patties]], the stove, and old man Jenkins.

The customers get aggravated and start to revolt…causing Mr. Krabs to come out and ask Squidward what is going on, to which he replies, Why don’t you go ask Cowbob RanchPants and his faithful companion Sir Eats a Lot.

Mystery belches up old man Jenkins, apparently after getting a bellyache because of eating all the Krabby Patties. Mr. Krabs walks in, and demands that the horse be gotten rid of, and SpongeBob pleads with him because Mystery is my best friend. Mr. Krabs is touched by the story and continues on to tell SpongeBob about the story of his best friend that he had to say goodbye to – his first dollar. One day, at the beach, it was so hot, and I was so thirsty…I spent it on a soda. My best friend, and starts to weep. After regaining his composure he states that the kitchen is no place for a life horse, which causes the customers spit out their food...

SpongeBob takes Mystery outside and tells her you belong in the wild. He turns his back on her and the horse walks away. Mr. Krabs says that he did the proper thing. She’s free now. And we have no right to separate that wild animal from its natural habitat. Squidward interrupts the conversation to let Mr. Krabs know that the safe is empty, because Mystery had an after dinner salad. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs go running after Mystery into the horizon.

The episode ends with Patrick trying to get into the hat store, but can't because the board on his head from earlier is too wide to fit through the door.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In this episode, Krabs says that the dollar given to him was his best friend! But in [[Friend or Foe?]] It was Plankton when they were kids.
*The title is a possible reference to the popular toy line, My Little Pony.
*Squidward calls Mystery Sir Eats A Lot, a parody of ''Sir Lancelot'', a famous character from King Arthur's tales.
*Mystery is voiced by [[Frank Welker]].

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: My Pretty Seahorse]]

==Video==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-3-episode-12-my-pretty-seahorse/ My Pretty Seahorse Video]

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Episode Transcript: Band Geeks

2008-07-04T23:00:31Z

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Episode Article: [[Band Geeks]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]]

==Dialogue==

(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings)

Doctor: Uhh, yeah, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the
premises. (phone rings) 

Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a clarinet note) 

Squilliam: Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? 

Squidward: (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! 

Squilliam: I hear you're playing the cash register now. 

Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow? 

Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next
week. 

Squidward: The bu-bu-bu…The bu-bu-bu…The bu-bu-bu… 

Squilliam: That's right. I'm living your dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I
was hoping you and your band could cover for us. 

Squidward: Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh… 

Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now. 

Squidward: '''''HOLD IT!''''' It just '''''so''''' happens that I '''''don't''''' sell fast food, I '''''do''''' have a
band, and we're going to play that '''''Bubble Bowl!''''' How do you like '''''that,''''' Fancy'''''boy?!''''' 

Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone) 

Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor. 

Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?

Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. 

Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. 

Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments. 

Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart) 

Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more
band humor. 

All: Blah, blah, blah, blah… 

Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before? 

Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? 

Squidward: No. 

Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instruments? 

Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an
instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has ''any'' experience. Fortunately, I have enough
talent for ''all'' of you. (laughs) 

Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food? 

Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 5 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the
wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks
which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I
want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. 

SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking? 

Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. 

Patrick: Kicking? I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in the butt) 

Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (both take fight outside) 
Patrick:(shouting outside)ahh!!!! hahaahahah!!!!!!
Patrick: Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his body in a trumpet)
 

Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing) 

Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn.
Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move! C'mon, move! (flag twirlers fly in air and
explode when running into each other. Trumpet player plays "Taps") 

Narrator: Day three. 

Squidward: How's the harmonica solo coming, Plankton?

Plankton: It's tremendous! You wanna see? (Plankton runs up and down the harmonica and runs out of breath) 

Narrator: Day four. 

Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that you haven't improved since we began…
(Patrick chews on a trumpet) …''but'' I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? 

Plankton: '''''CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!''''' 

Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two,
three, four… (windows break and Squidwards face is deformed when they make a piercing noise with their instruments) Ok,
new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. 

Harold: Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so ''bad'' if '''''some''''' people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws! 

Mr. Krabs: What did you say, '''''punk?!''''' 

Harold: '''''BIG''''', ''meaty'' '''''CLAWS!''''' 

Mr. Krabs: Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates. 

Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on! 

SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off. 

Nancy: '''''Oh,''''' so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us. (everyone argues) 

Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight) There's a deposit on the equipment, people.
(everyone uses their instruments as weapons) Settle down, please. (clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting) 

Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door where Squidward slams them open) 

Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size
pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow.
I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing. 

Patrick: You're welcome. 

SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him.
Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?

Evelyn: A firemen. 

SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you? 

Larry: Some guy in an ambulance. 

SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure
that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band. 

Harold: Yeah, for the firemen! 

All: Hooray! 

SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddleydiddleydoo. 

(At Bubble Bowl) 

Squidward: I ''knew'' this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope
that… (sees Squilliam) …'''''SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH!''''' What are you doing here? 

Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band? 

Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died. 

Squilliam: Then who's that? 

Squidward: '''''AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!''''' 

SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward. 

Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances) 

Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs) 

Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town. 

SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field) 

Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers) 

Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish. 

SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps. 

Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick. 

Squidward: Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4.

Music: "[[Sweet Victory]]"

The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill,

The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will.
Don't ever look back on the wind closing in.
The only attack were their wings on the wind.
Oh, the daydream begins…

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah,
And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah,
And the world is ours to follow…
Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.

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Band Geeks (Episode)

2008-07-04T22:58:38Z

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'''"Band Geeks"''' is an episode from Season 2

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==Info==
===Time cards shown===
*Day Two
*Day Three
*Day Four

===Characters===
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]
*[[Evelyn]]
*[[Nancy]]
*Rest of band

===Places===
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[The Bubble Bowl]]
*[[The Bakery]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

===Songs===
[[Sweet Victory]]

==Plot==
'''''Day One''''' 
Squidward is practicing his clarinet peacefully, and a doctor comes in, thinking Squidward has a sick animal. Squidward slams the door, but receives a call. He picks up the telephone, and it's Squilliam Fancyson from band class! He claims to suppose to play at the "Bubble Bowl", but cannot make it, and asks Squidward and his "band" to perform. Squidward, determined to play well, tries to get a band. Various people read the advertisements.

At 8:35, Squidward is driving over to the band rehearsal building, angry that the music rental clerk made him late. He comes in and plays six notes on his clarinet. The brass and woodwind repeat, however, the percussion section blow on their drumsticks and they hit Squidward.

'''''Day Two''''' 
Squidward's band is out marching on day two. Squidward orders the band almost perfectly, until he instructs the flag twirlers to "spin those flags". They spin the flags so quickly that they fly up like propellers into a blimp, causing their death. One of the trumpeters played "Taps", the rest of the band put their hands on their hearts, and Squidward curls up on the ground.

'''''Day Three''''' 
Squidward asks to see Plankton's harmonica solo, but it doesn't work very well because Plankton is extremely tired half way!

'''''Day Four''''' 
Squidward instructs the band to play as loudly as they can, but the great force of the sound waves blow Squidward's physical features back. He then instructs them to play softly, but a huge fight breaks out. Eventually, band class is over. Squidward appears at the doors as the players leave, telling them not to come to the Bubble Bowl. SpongeBob, horrified at how the band members crushed Squidward's dream, takes over conducting the band.

'''''Concert''''' 
Squidward finds Squilliam Fancyson at the concert, which is in the [[Bubble Bowl]] in the center of a human football oval, who apparently only came to see Squidward fail, like always. However, the band turns out to be a great success! Squilliam suffers a heart attack and is carried away. Squidward is shown jumping up in happiness, and the screen fades to end the episode.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The song used in this episode, ''Sweet Victory'', was performed by [[David Glen Eisley]] of the 1980s heavy metal band, Giuffria.
*When everyone in the room is saying "blah, blah, blah," SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting next to each other. However, when Patrick asks if mayonnaise is an instrument, he is sitting next to Sandy. The only way this is possible is if SpongeBob was next to Patrick on his other side, but when Mr. Krabs asks when they get the free food, Sandy is on one side of the room (viewers' left) in the front row and SpongeBob is on the other side (viewers' right) in the center row.
* The song that [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]'s band wanted to play was Love Rollercoaster by the Ohio Players.
* Throughout the scenes of the rehearsals, people have been playing different instruments. For example, SpongeBob (on the first day) played the drums. Then (on day four) he played the trumpet. Also, Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff on the first day played the concertina (Krabs) and the clarinet (Puff). On the fourth day, they both played the cymbals.
* When Squidward asks the brass section to repeat after him, Pearl Krabs is seen with a saxophone. However, a saxophone is a woodwind and should have been placed within the wind section.
* Everyone thinks that they should do something for Squidward, but Squidward never did anything for them nice or very kind.
*At the beginning, Squilliam says his band won't be playing because he couldn't make it to the performance, which paved the way for the entire episode. However, Squilliam actually does show up to see Squidward's band play. It may be he was lying about him not being able to play and just did it to see Squidward make a fool of himself.
* How can Sandy play the saxphone if she has her air helmet on in the rehearsal?

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Band Geeks]]

==Video==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-2-episode-14-band-geeks/ Band Geeks Video]

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