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Episode Transcript: F.U.N.

2009-03-21T17:59:18Z

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Bubble Bass]]
*[[Fred]]

==Dialogue==

'''Narrator:''' Ahh, lunchtime at the Krusty Krab. Everyone is enjoying their Krabby Patties. (lights go off as everyone in the Krusty Krab screams and runs for cover) Huh?! What’s this? (doors and windows are now metal)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Can you spot him, Mr. Squidward?

'''Squidward:''' Down there, sir! (a krabby patty is bouncing to the door)

'''Narrator:''' (gasps) There appears to be a Krabby Patty napping in progress! (krabby patty shoots a laser hole big enough for it to go through at the door) There can only be one culprit: Plankton!

'''Plankton:''' Finally, victory is mine! I win, I win, I win! (laughs)

'''Squidward:''' He got away, sir.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No! He’s finally stolen my secret recipe!

'''Narrator:''' Perhaps not, mousier Krabs, for it’s... (SpongeBob tears himself into another SpongeBob and flies off)SpongeBob SquarePants! (later, SpongeBob peeks out through under the sewer with binoculars in hand. Catches a peek at a krabby patty jumping through the crowd)

'''SpongeBob:''' A-ha! (chases it behind some buildings) Hey! (krabby patty flies up with a propeller. SpongeBob takes the twirling club that the cop is using as a propeller and flies after the krabby patty to the top of a building) Ok, that’s far enough! Huh? (patty jumps off building) Tarter sauce! (uses his hat as a balloon-like ball and jumps off the building. Bounces off the ground towards the krabby patty. Bounces past a cowboy and a cowgirl)

'''Cowboy:''' Yeehaw! )patty walks into a magic shop and comes back out with funny glasses on) Have you seen a Krabby Patty? It’s about this tall and... (looks up and reads the sign 'MAGIC SHOP') Wow, a magic shop! Are you a magician? One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing...anyway, and then he told us, 'If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true.' (plankton takes away krabby patty)

'''Plankton:''' Argh! I can’t take it!

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton! It’s you!

'''Plankton:''' Yes, and after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that...that just wasn’t fair! Here. Take the stupid patty, I don’t want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You don’t know what it’s like to be a loser. (cries)

'''SpongeBob:''' Aww, cheer up Plankton. I think you’re a winner.

'''Plankton:''' Wh-what did you say?

'''SpongeBob:''' I said, you’re a... (a bunch of people run up and point at Plankton)

'''All:''' Loser! (Planktons jumps away from group and walks back to his restaurant)

'''Squidward:''' How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn’t it? I know!

'''Policeman:''' Yeah, and for running you out, we’re going to make this kid honorary town rookie of the day. (puts a big donut with a ribbon on it around SpongeBob)

'''Song:''' [[Bikini Bottom]] "[[For he's a Jolly Good Rookie]]"
Squidward, Mr. Krabs, a Policeman, Fred, Tammy, Joe, Millie, Ricardo, and Stella: For he’s a jolly good rookie,
for he’s a jolly good rookie,
for he’s a jolly good rookie...
(everyone throws SpongeBob into the air)

'''SpongeBob:''' (thinking to himself) I’ll bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn’t be such a meanie.

'''All:''' (as SpongeBob comes down, they stop singing) Which nobody... (everyone walks away. Later, Plankton hears a knock on his door at his restaurant)

'''Plankton:''' A customer? (opens door) Our special today is chum... (sees SpongeBob at the door) ...balaya.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Mr. Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Haven’t you degraded me enough for one day?

'''SpongeBob:''' No. I mean...I want you to come out and play with me.

'''Plankton:''' Wha?

'''SpongeBob:''' Play with me.

'''Plankton:''' You know how to induce thermonuclear fusion?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, but I like to go... (Plankton closes the door)

Plankton:''' That naïve cube! How long must I suffer this?

'''Karen:''' You’re not letting him leave, are you? Can’t you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge!

'''Plankton:''' Elaborate. (computer shows images of a krabby patty and SpongeBob)

'''Karen:''' Befriend the sponge bath, then when the time is just right, take the Krabby Patty!

'''Plankton:''' Take the Krabby Patty? (runs back to the door)

'''Karen:''' Get moving genius, don’t let him get away. (Plankton opens the door)

'''SpongeBob:''' ...fishing with my friends at Jellyfish Fields.

'''Plankton:''' Alright, SpongeBob, I’ll play your little game.

'''SpongeBob:''' Great! (SpongeBob grabs Plankton and runs off) Last one to the fields is a rotten clam! (now at Jellyfish Fields) So, I get the big net and you get the little net. (hands Plankton a net bigger than him)

'''Plankton:''' What happens after we eat ‘em?

'''SpongeBob:''' You don’t eat ‘em, you catch ‘em, like this! (captures a jellyfish) Like that.

'''Plankton:''' And?

'''SpongeBob:''' And then you throw them back. But watch out for the stingers!

'''Plankton:''' Stingers? (Plankton imagines ruling Bikini Bottom with a jellyfish that only he controls) All knees will bow to Plankton! Hail, Plankton! I win, I win!

'''SpongeBob:''' It’s not about winning, it’s about fun!

'''Plankton:''' What’s that?

'''SpongeBob:''' Fun is when you...fun is...it’s like...it’s kinda...sort of like a...

'''Song:''' [[F.U.N. (Song)]]
What is fun? let me spell it for you

F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for you and me.
N is for anywhere and anytime at all.
Down here in the deep blue sea.

F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for uranium... bombs!
N is for no survivors when you-

Plankton! those things aren't were fun is all about
Now, do it like this

F is for friends who do stuff together

Never! That's completely idiotic

Here, let me help you

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me Try it!
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea

Wait I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside
Should we stop?
No! That's how you suppose to feel!
Well, I like it. Let's do it again!
Okay!

F is for frolic through all the flowers.
U is for ukulele.
N is nose-sticking, sharing gum, and sand-licking here with my best
buddy.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(looking through a telescope at SpongeBob & Plankton)
Arr, mutiny!
(at the Chum Bucket, Plankton is changing clothes)

'''Plankton:''' And after that we frolicked through the flowers and then we...

'''Karen:''' Sounds like fun.

'''Plankton:''' Well the really fun part was when we...

'''Karen:''' Where’s the Krabby Patty?

'''Plankton:''' The what? (shows a krabby patty on Karen's computer screen)

'''Karen:''' The Krabby Patty, remember?

'''Plankton:''' You can’t rush these things you know.

'''Karen:''' You’re forgetting about the mission! (shows a formula)

'''Plankton:''' What are you talking about?

'''Karen:''' You’re going native, Plankton! Look at yourself! (metal arm picks up Plankton and shows him wearing square pants like Spongebob's)

'''Plankton:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I haven’t seen Plankton in a while. He must be scheming.

'''SpongeBob:''' Who knows? Maybe he’s changed.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Who knows? I think you know! (shows a picture of him and Plankton holding up the letters for FUN)

'''SpongeBob:''' He’s changed, I tell you! (Plankton enters)

'''Plankton:''' SpongeBuddy! Yoohoo! (SpongeBob runs over to Plankton)

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton-buddy! Let’s go! I forgot this is a no friend zone.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, may I speak to you in private. (talking to Plankton) You won’t mind if I set this here, will you? (puts a plate with a krabby patty on the table and pushes it toward him)

'''SpongeBob:''' What’s this all about, Mr. Krabs?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He’s a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, he’s...

'''SpongeBob:''' Why can’t you just accept our friendship?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He’s just after me recipe. I’ll prove it to you. (walks up to Plankton) Ah, you must be hungry after that long walk over here.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, yes, but I’m saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uhh...suit yourself. (walks off then comes back to push the plate closer to Plankton. Uses a fan to get the smell to Plankton)

'''SpongeBob:''' We’ve had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs! (turns the fan off) Come on Plankton, let’s get out of here. (both walk away)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton’s gone straight. (plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard) Or maybe scallops will fly out of my pants! (takes the boat and paddles to the movies) Hold on there laddie, I’m a-comin’! (at the movies, SpongeBob & Plankton are sitting in the front row. SpongeBob is giving popcorn to Plankton as he is eating some himself. Then Bubblebass comes down and sits in Plankton's seat, squishing him)

'''SpongeBob:''' I sure like sequels, Plankton. (sees Bubblebass in his spot) Hey Bubblebass, you’re sitting on my friend. (Bubblebass gets comfortable in his seat) Hey Bubblebass! (throws some popcorns and Bubblebass runs after it)

'''Plankton:''' Thanks for that, friend.

'''SpongeBob:''' Sure thing, pal.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Listen up! (Mr. Krabs shadow is on the movie screen)

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs? (in the projector room)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He’s deceiving ya! Reach into his pocket now and take what he’s got! (the ladies reach in their husbands pockets and takes out a watch, some money and a piggy bank then run off) You too, boy! (SpongeBob reaches into Plankton's pocket and takes out a krabby patty)

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) I can’t believe this!

'''Plankton:''' It’s not what you think.

'''SpongeBob:''' What is it then? What do you see here?

'''Plankton:''' I...I don’t see anything.

'''SpongeBob:''' (crying) How can you not see it?

'''Plankton:''' Ok, ok, I see it! It’s a Krabby Patty, ok? I couldn’t help it!

'''SpongeBob:''' But we sang the F.U.N. song! I think I’m gonna be sick. How long?

'''Plankton:''' How long what?

'''SpongeBob:''' How long were you planning on doing this? Tell me! What?

'''Plankton:''' (crying) Alright, it’s true! I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty! But then you showed me friendship! And now I realize, that’s all I really wanted.

'''SpongeBob:''' Really? (Plankton grabs the patty and jumps towards the screen)

'''Plankton:''' No, not really. Being evil is too much fun! (Plankton laughs)

'''Movie:''' Oh darling, I know that nothing could ever tear us apart. (Plankton rips through the screen)

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, he’s gone. He got the patty. He won.

Mr. Krabs: Ho-ho, no he didn’t, boy! Don't you know what’s behind these screens? Solid concrete! (laughs. Plankton is squished on the wall. Mr. Krabs takes the krabby patty)

'''SpongeBob:''' I’m sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton had changed.

'''Plankton:''' Don’t blame him, lad. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty! Now let’s go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one on me!

'''SpongeBob:''' Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, maybe on a discount. (Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton off the wall and onto Bubblebass's jellybeans. Plankton runs around his hand so he doesn't get caught)

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Episode Transcript: F.U.N.

2009-03-21T17:57:34Z

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Episode Article: [[F.U.N.]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Bubble Bass]]
*[[Fred]]

==Dialogue==

'''Narrator:''' Ahh, lunchtime at the Krusty Krab. Everyone is enjoying their Krabby Patties. (lights go off as everyone in the Krusty Krab screams and runs for cover) Huh?! What’s this? (doors and windows are now metal)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Can you spot him, Mr. Squidward?

'''Squidward:''' Down there, sir! (a krabby patty is bouncing to the door)

'''Narrator:''' (gasps) There appears to be a Krabby Patty napping in progress! (krabby patty shoots a laser hole big enough for it to go through at the door) There can only be one culprit: Plankton!

'''Plankton:''' Finally, victory is mine! I win, I win, I win! (laughs)

'''Squidward:''' He got away, sir.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No! He’s finally stolen my secret recipe!

'''Narrator:''' Perhaps not, mousier Krabs, for it’s... (SpongeBob tears himself into another SpongeBob and flies off)SpongeBob SquarePants! (later, SpongeBob peeks out through under the sewer with binoculars in hand. Catches a peek at a krabby patty jumping through the crowd)

'''SpongeBob:''' A-ha! (chases it behind some buildings) Hey! (krabby patty flies up with a propeller. SpongeBob takes the twirling club that the cop is using as a propeller and flies after the krabby patty to the top of a building) Ok, that’s far enough! Huh? (patty jumps off building) Tarter sauce! (uses his hat as a balloon-like ball and jumps off the building. Bounces off the ground towards the krabby patty. Bounces past a cowboy and a cowgirl)

'''Cowboy:''' Yeehaw! )patty walks into a magic shop and comes back out with funny glasses on) Have you seen a Krabby Patty? It’s about this tall and... (looks up and reads the sign 'MAGIC SHOP') Wow, a magic shop! Are you a magician? One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing...anyway, and then he told us, 'If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true.' (plankton takes away krabby patty)

'''Plankton:''' Argh! I can’t take it!

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton! It’s you!

'''Plankton:''' Yes, and after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that...that just wasn’t fair! Here. Take the stupid patty, I don’t want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You don’t know what it’s like to be a loser. (cries)

'''SpongeBob:''' Aww, cheer up Plankton. I think you’re a winner.

'''Plankton:''' Wh-what did you say?

'''SpongeBob:''' I said, you’re a... (a bunch of people run up and point at Plankton)

'''All:''' Loser! (Planktons jumps away from group and walks back to his restaurant)

'''Squidward:''' How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn’t it? I know!

'''Policeman:''' Yeah, and for running you out, we’re going to make this kid honorary town rookie of the day. (puts a big donut with a ribbon on it around SpongeBob)

'''Song:''' [[Bikini Bottom]] "[[For he's a Jolly Good Rookie]]"
Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Fred, Tammy, Joe, Millie, Ricardo, and Stella: For he’s a jolly good rookie,
for he’s a jolly good rookie,
for he’s a jolly good rookie...
(everyone throws SpongeBob into the air)

'''SpongeBob:''' (thinking to himself) I’ll bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn’t be such a meanie.

'''All:''' (as SpongeBob comes down, they stop singing) Which nobody... (everyone walks away. Later, Plankton hears a knock on his door at his restaurant)

'''Plankton:''' A customer? (opens door) Our special today is chum... (sees SpongeBob at the door) ...balaya.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Mr. Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Haven’t you degraded me enough for one day?

'''SpongeBob:''' No. I mean...I want you to come out and play with me.

'''Plankton:''' Wha?

'''SpongeBob:''' Play with me.

'''Plankton:''' You know how to induce thermonuclear fusion?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, but I like to go... (Plankton closes the door)

Plankton:''' That naïve cube! How long must I suffer this?

'''Karen:''' You’re not letting him leave, are you? Can’t you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge!

'''Plankton:''' Elaborate. (computer shows images of a krabby patty and SpongeBob)

'''Karen:''' Befriend the sponge bath, then when the time is just right, take the Krabby Patty!

'''Plankton:''' Take the Krabby Patty? (runs back to the door)

'''Karen:''' Get moving genius, don’t let him get away. (Plankton opens the door)

'''SpongeBob:''' ...fishing with my friends at Jellyfish Fields.

'''Plankton:''' Alright, SpongeBob, I’ll play your little game.

'''SpongeBob:''' Great! (SpongeBob grabs Plankton and runs off) Last one to the fields is a rotten clam! (now at Jellyfish Fields) So, I get the big net and you get the little net. (hands Plankton a net bigger than him)

'''Plankton:''' What happens after we eat ‘em?

'''SpongeBob:''' You don’t eat ‘em, you catch ‘em, like this! (captures a jellyfish) Like that.

'''Plankton:''' And?

'''SpongeBob:''' And then you throw them back. But watch out for the stingers!

'''Plankton:''' Stingers? (Plankton imagines ruling Bikini Bottom with a jellyfish that only he controls) All knees will bow to Plankton! Hail, Plankton! I win, I win!

'''SpongeBob:''' It’s not about winning, it’s about fun!

'''Plankton:''' What’s that?

'''SpongeBob:''' Fun is when you...fun is...it’s like...it’s kinda...sort of like a...

'''Song:''' [[F.U.N. (Song)]]
What is fun? let me spell it for you

F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for you and me.
N is for anywhere and anytime at all.
Down here in the deep blue sea.

F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for uranium... bombs!
N is for no survivors when you-

Plankton! those things aren't were fun is all about
Now, do it like this

F is for friends who do stuff together

Never! That's completely idiotic

Here, let me help you

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me Try it!
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea

Wait I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside
Should we stop?
No! That's how you suppose to feel!
Well, I like it. Let's do it again!
Okay!

F is for frolic through all the flowers.
U is for ukulele.
N is nose-sticking, sharing gum, and sand-licking here with my best
buddy.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(looking through a telescope at SpongeBob & Plankton)
Arr, mutiny!
(at the Chum Bucket, Plankton is changing clothes)

'''Plankton:''' And after that we frolicked through the flowers and then we...

'''Karen:''' Sounds like fun.

'''Plankton:''' Well the really fun part was when we...

'''Karen:''' Where’s the Krabby Patty?

'''Plankton:''' The what? (shows a krabby patty on Karen's computer screen)

'''Karen:''' The Krabby Patty, remember?

'''Plankton:''' You can’t rush these things you know.

'''Karen:''' You’re forgetting about the mission! (shows a formula)

'''Plankton:''' What are you talking about?

'''Karen:''' You’re going native, Plankton! Look at yourself! (metal arm picks up Plankton and shows him wearing square pants like Spongebob's)

'''Plankton:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I haven’t seen Plankton in a while. He must be scheming.

'''SpongeBob:''' Who knows? Maybe he’s changed.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Who knows? I think you know! (shows a picture of him and Plankton holding up the letters for FUN)

'''SpongeBob:''' He’s changed, I tell you! (Plankton enters)

'''Plankton:''' SpongeBuddy! Yoohoo! (SpongeBob runs over to Plankton)

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton-buddy! Let’s go! I forgot this is a no friend zone.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, may I speak to you in private. (talking to Plankton) You won’t mind if I set this here, will you? (puts a plate with a krabby patty on the table and pushes it toward him)

'''SpongeBob:''' What’s this all about, Mr. Krabs?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He’s a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, he’s...

'''SpongeBob:''' Why can’t you just accept our friendship?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He’s just after me recipe. I’ll prove it to you. (walks up to Plankton) Ah, you must be hungry after that long walk over here.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, yes, but I’m saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uhh...suit yourself. (walks off then comes back to push the plate closer to Plankton. Uses a fan to get the smell to Plankton)

'''SpongeBob:''' We’ve had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs! (turns the fan off) Come on Plankton, let’s get out of here. (both walk away)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton’s gone straight. (plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard) Or maybe scallops will fly out of my pants! (takes the boat and paddles to the movies) Hold on there laddie, I’m a-comin’! (at the movies, SpongeBob & Plankton are sitting in the front row. SpongeBob is giving popcorn to Plankton as he is eating some himself. Then Bubblebass comes down and sits in Plankton's seat, squishing him)

'''SpongeBob:''' I sure like sequels, Plankton. (sees Bubblebass in his spot) Hey Bubblebass, you’re sitting on my friend. (Bubblebass gets comfortable in his seat) Hey Bubblebass! (throws some popcorns and Bubblebass runs after it)

'''Plankton:''' Thanks for that, friend.

'''SpongeBob:''' Sure thing, pal.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Listen up! (Mr. Krabs shadow is on the movie screen)

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs? (in the projector room)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He’s deceiving ya! Reach into his pocket now and take what he’s got! (the ladies reach in their husbands pockets and takes out a watch, some money and a piggy bank then run off) You too, boy! (SpongeBob reaches into Plankton's pocket and takes out a krabby patty)

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) I can’t believe this!

'''Plankton:''' It’s not what you think.

'''SpongeBob:''' What is it then? What do you see here?

'''Plankton:''' I...I don’t see anything.

'''SpongeBob:''' (crying) How can you not see it?

'''Plankton:''' Ok, ok, I see it! It’s a Krabby Patty, ok? I couldn’t help it!

'''SpongeBob:''' But we sang the F.U.N. song! I think I’m gonna be sick. How long?

'''Plankton:''' How long what?

'''SpongeBob:''' How long were you planning on doing this? Tell me! What?

'''Plankton:''' (crying) Alright, it’s true! I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty! But then you showed me friendship! And now I realize, that’s all I really wanted.

'''SpongeBob:''' Really? (Plankton grabs the patty and jumps towards the screen)

'''Plankton:''' No, not really. Being evil is too much fun! (Plankton laughs)

'''Movie:''' Oh darling, I know that nothing could ever tear us apart. (Plankton rips through the screen)

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, he’s gone. He got the patty. He won.

Mr. Krabs: Ho-ho, no he didn’t, boy! Don't you know what’s behind these screens? Solid concrete! (laughs. Plankton is squished on the wall. Mr. Krabs takes the krabby patty)

'''SpongeBob:''' I’m sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton had changed.

'''Plankton:''' Don’t blame him, lad. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty! Now let’s go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one on me!

'''SpongeBob:''' Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, maybe on a discount. (Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton off the wall and onto Bubblebass's jellybeans. Plankton runs around his hand so he doesn't get caught)

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2009-03-21T15:52:38Z

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Episode Article: [[The Two Faces of Squidward (Episode)|The Two Faces of Squidward]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]

==Dialogue==

Music: [[Squidward Had a Krabby Patty]]

Spongebob, Patrick:Squidward had a [[Krabby Patty]],
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
Who's buns was white as snow.

Spongebob&Patrick:Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
Who's buns was white as snow.

Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Where it's almost as if the ordinary clock ticks backwards.

(Music continues)

Squdward: Hold on a second.

Squidward: Do you mind, I'm trying to work in a fast food restaurant, you might want to try it sometime! 

SpongeBob: I'm sure well Squidward, that sounds... (Patrick interferes) 

Patrick: Oh wait a minute, SpongeBob, you're re-doing your work at a fast food restaurant! 

SpongeBob: Oh yeah! 

SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay! 

Squidward: Reminds me to fire my theraphist. (shows the costumers) And stop bringing your neighbors to work! 

Patrick: We're not just neighbors. 

SpongeBob: You can say that again! 

Patrick: Were not just... (Squidward interferes) 

Squidward: I don't care! (faces the costumers embarassed) 

SpongeBob and Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty! 

Squidward: (Squidward is shown like a thermometer, reaching the boiling point) Alright, I'm gonna, I don't know what to do! (Spongebob opens the door and bashes Squidward's face) 

SpongeBob: (singing) Here comes the Krabby Patty when she comes! 

Squidward: Aww! (SpongeBob looks into Squidward) SpongeBob, you nicampoop! You broke my face! Don't just stand there, help me! I need a doctor! 

(Sounds of operation, Spongebob eats Krusty Krab hats, Doctor Gill Gilliam opens the door) 

SpongeBob: Oh, doctor is he gonna be alright, for the love of Neptune tell me! 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Well son... 

SpongeBob: No! don't tell me! I can't take it...(SpongeBob is crying) 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: We Should know... 

SpongeBob: No, please, please don't... 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: We won't know for two weeks. You'll just have to wait. (Dr. Gill Gilliam leaves) 

SpongeBob: Two weeks, I'll never make it. (SpongeBob fell down) 

Nurse: Morining SpongeBob, you're early today. 

SpongeBob: Good mornin' nurse Pregid. Hiya Squidward! I've been practicing how to flop on my back. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: We can't really have you in here, I;m going to remove his bandages and he made me sware to keep you far away from him. 

SpongeBob: Has It been two weeks already? (SpongeBob Smiling). Don't worry doc. I promise to stay out of the way. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Ok as long as you stay at the other side (sighs) right (takes out some scissors and is about to remove the bandages on Squidward's face) 

SpongeBob: Don't rush it!, Sorry go ahead. Wait! 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: What is it? (angrily) 

SpongeBob: Are you sure that this patient has enough emensmansera? 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: I have no idea what that is. Please just let me work. 

SpongeBob: Very well doctor, carry on. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: May I? 

SpongeBob: Hold it! The readings on this brain meter are all wrong. We must postpone the operation! 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: That is a television set put here for the patient's enjoyement. And it's not yet been plugged in the wall! 

SpongeBob: You're right doctor proceed with tever. Hold it! 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Now what?! 

(On the television)

Nurse: Doctor, we can't do this, surely we can use a less dangerous procedure after all we have to start thinking about the welfero... (Dr. Gill Gilliam turns off the TV) 

SpongeBob: Wait! 

Dr: Gill Gilliam: What could it possibly be this time?! 

SpongeBob: I just want to say sorry for interupting you before. 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: I...I...I can't belive it. (Dr. Gill Gilliam collapses) 

Squidward: SpongeBob 

SpongeBob: Yeah? 

Squidward: How does it look? 

SpongeBob: Great Neptune... 

Squidward: Come on spit it out, I can take it. 

Nurse: Time for your medicine Mister...Mister...Mmmm...Handsome... (The nurse melts) 

Squidward: What did she call me? 

SpongeBob: Handsome, but she spelled it wrong. 

Squidward: Quick hand me that mirror. What the? Wait a second that nurse is right. I am handsome! 

SpongeBob: Squidward you're not handsome. You're a hunk! 

(People then started to notice Squidward)

Female Fish #1: So handsome! (faints) 

Male Fish #1: Handsome! (Then more people faints) 

Male Fish #2: (Crash!) Hello Handsome. 

SpongeBob: Gee Squidward, people seemed to be noticing how handsome you are now. You might even be more handsome than before. 

Female Fish #1: Ahhhh!! So handsome! 

SpongeBob: If that's even possible. 

Old lady in a wheel chair: Uh...Ahhh! It's a miracle...I can walk. 

Blind Man: I could see! 

Fat Student Fish: I could fly! uhh, ohh (starts to fly) my shoe's untied. (his shoe falls). 

Female Teen Fish: Mr. Handsome, can I have your autograph? No! not in the book, on my retainer. 

SpongeBob and Squidward: A limousine?! (shocked then the crowd cheers). 

Squidward: Well SpongeBob, earlier today my spine was hurting, now I'm resting on fine leather upholstery. (Limo stops at Squidward's house while the crowd cheers for them). 

SpongeBob: Now I'm gonna clip my toenails Squidward, don't forget to enjoy being handsome. 

Squidward: Oh, don't worry. 

Crowd: (cheers) Handsome! handsome! handsome! handsome! handsome! handsome! handsome! (night time and crowd still keeps on cheering for Squidward until dawn). 

Squidward: Huh? Well better go greet the commoners. 

Crowd: Handsome! handsome! handsome! 

Squidward: Good morning my people! Sorry to have kept you waiting, but even I (laughs) stranger to seen, need my beauty sleep. 

Male Fish #3: I want his shirt! 

Male Fish #4: I want his eyelids! (crowd rips his shirt) 

Squidward: I guessed I kept them waiting a little too long. I know, a little music should soothe their hunger (plays the clarinet). 

Male Fish #5: Hey what is that sound? 

Male Fish #6: Wait that's him the handsome man! (crowd cheers). 

Squidward: Beautiful and talented. what more do they want? Don't worry folks, there's more where that came from...Hey! (a guy stole his clarinet)

Male Fish: #?: I got the clarinet! (crowd rips the shirt of the fish who got Squidward's [[clarinet]] and breaks his clarinet). 

Squidward: (smells the liquid soap) There's nothing a little foaming herbal bath can't cure. Hey my grandmother gave me that soap! Well no one ever said it'll be easy being so handsome Squiddy. You'll just start getting used to be..ahh! (a big female fish with 4 eyes pop out of his bath tub) 

Big Female Fish: Hi Handsome... 

Male Fish #7: Handsome! 

Female Fish #8: Handsome! 

Female Fish #9: Handsome! Lets Get him! 

Squidward: Ahh!!! (jumps out of the window). SpongeBob! You gotta help me. They stole my bubble bath. It ain't all is cramp up to be. I want my own life back. 

SpongeBob: Hmmm...I know just what to do. (crowed chases Squidward and SpongeBob) 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What've you done? You know the Krusty Krab means to me don't ya?, you took it upon yourself to bring all these, these customers, to me. Hey, don't worry folks, There's plenty of Squidward to go around. So everybody just line up and get your pocket bucks out, first will be $14.98 per person everyone will get the opportunity to touch Squidward. 

Squidward: We don't have much time, take the door and change me back. 

Mr. Krabs: And I even throw in a soft drink for an extra $3. 

Squidward: Come on SpongeBob take the door and smash my face back! 

SpongeBob: I can't! One thing is doing it by accident, but I can't hurt you on purpose. 

Squidward: You better hurt me or I really gonna hurt you! 

SpongeBob: Well ok... 

Squidward: Don't hold back SpongeBob, just really let me have it. 

SpongeBob: Just remember Squidward, this is going to hurt me more that it going to hurt you. 

Squidward: Uhh...Ok, just let me just memo...(SpongeBob slams the door on Squidward's face) Duowhh!!! Hey I wasn't ready. (slam!) Would you mind waiting till I... (slam!) 

SpongeBob: Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again (slam). Nope, still too handsome (slam!). Still not working, maybe I'm not doing it hard enough (slam!). 

Squidward: Spohh... hang up a sec (slams the door over and over again)...le me...uhuhhh... (Squidward becomes even more handsome). 

SpongeBob: Yeeks!!!!!!!!!! Squidward! your even more handsome now! The crowd is in a frenzy. 

Squidward: Well SpongeBob it was you who got me into this mess, now have to get me out again! 

SpongeBob: I know Squidward! I'll think of something! huh!!! I just need, I just need...(a shoe from outside will be hitting Squidward and SpongeBob springs into action) 

Squidward: (In slow motion) Get me to... 

SpongeBob: Squidward! look out for that falling shoe! 

Squidward: Huh? (SpongeBob pushes Squidward and hits the pole) Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! 

SpongeBob: Squidward... 

Squidward: SpongeBob... 

SpongeBob: You're back! Oh Squidward...I love you no matter how many times we've smash your face. 

Squidward: Almost wished that meant something (crowd leaves after seeing Squidward not handsome anymore). 

Mr. Krabs: Hey Where you going? Don't leave me. Please I'm beggin' ya. Look I can make him handsome again. Watch! (slams the door on Squidward's face repeatedly) See, his getting handsome. It just takes a little effort, just a little elbow grease. Please! Come back....!!! 

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