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Episode Transcript: Naughty Nautical Neighbors

2008-06-30T21:01:31Z

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Episode Article: [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]

==Dialogue==

Squidward: Wow. Squidward, this is the best soufflé you have ever created. Congratulations, chef! (gets dressed off screen by taking a shower, gargling, and brushing his teeth. Comes out in a tuxedo and sits down but he hears giggling coming from outside. He goes to check on it and notices SpongeBob and Patrick playing with bubbles. SpongeBob whispers into the bubble and it floats right next to Patrick's head and pops)

SpongeBob Bubble: Hi Patrick. (Patrick giggles as he whispers into a bubble and sends it over to SpongeBob where it pops)

Patrick Bubble: Hi SpongeBob. (SpongeBob giggles as Squidward gets irritated and makes a bubble of his own from the liquid of his soufflé. SpongeBob whispers into another bubble) SpongeBob: (whispering into bubble) Patrick, you’re my best friend in the whole neighborhood. (bubble floats over but is interrupted when Squidward whispers into his "bubble". Squidward's bubble pops SpongeBob's bubble by kicking it. Squidward's bubble floats over to Patrick and pops)

Squidward Bubble: Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know. (Patrick frowns then sends a bubble over to SpongeBob)

Patrick Bubble: Do you really think that, Patrick?

SpongeBob: (whispering into the bubble) Of course, Patrick. Anyone with eyes can see that. (bubble floats over to Patrick and pops. Then another bubble floats back over to SpongeBob)

Patrick Bubble: Yeah? Well I think you’re ugly. (another bubble comes over and pops) Yellow is ugly! (2 other bubbles, but smaller, floats over and pops and gives SpongeBob a raspberry.)

SpongeBob: (whispering into the bubble) Patrick, what are you talking about? (bubble floats over to Patrick. One of Squidward's bubbles floats over to SpongeBob and pops)

Squidward Bubble: SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you. (SpongeBob gasps) You give bottom dwellers a bad name. (Squidward creates a bunch more. One floats over to SpongeBob) If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have, I’d have one dollar. (Squidward laughs. Another bubble floats over to Patrick) Hey Patrick, I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop...as some newspaper!

Patrick: (stands up and yells at SpongeBob) And that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!

SpongeBob: (stands up and yells at Patrick) Yeah, well that means that, uhh...so are you!

Patrick: Well, you’re a turkey!

SpongeBob: What’s that? (at this point, Squidward comes out with a lawn chair and his soufflé)

Patrick: It’s what you are!

SpongeBob: Well you’re a bigger one!

Patrick: Well you’re still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?

SpongeBob: What?

Patrick: You are!

SpongeBob: Oh yeah? Well it doesn’t matter what you call me, ‘cause I never wanna see you again anyway! (SpongeBob goes back inside through the back door and turns around) Aww, tarter sauce! (shuts door as Patrick opens his rock and slams it on himself and comes up all squished and sounding like an accordion. Squidward laughs a lot and puts the soufflé and fork in his mouth. He chokes on the fork and turns a deeper shade of blue as the letter "K" appears in his left eye and the letter "O" appears in his right eye and flashes appears. Squidward passes out)

Patrick: Wow, Squidward, you’re choking! (runs over to Squidward) Uhh...uhh, I know what to do, but I should wash my hands first. Oh, well. (takes a big, deep breath and does CPR on Squidward. As he is doing this, each one of Squidward's tentacles suction cups pops up. Eventually, the fork comes out and Patrick grabs it) I win!

Squidward: Wow! Patrick, you saved me!

Patrick: I did?

Squidward: Yup! You’re a real lifesaver, friend! (shakes Patrick's hands)

Patrick: Friend? (holds Squidward) Friend...

Squidward: Yeah, Patrick, we’re friends (steps back), just friends. (both notice SpongeBob in his window gazing down with a blank stare)

Patrick: So what’re we gonna do tonight, best friend? (walks with Squidward over to the Easter island head)

Squidward: Well, I was going to practice my clarinet solo.

Patrick: Clarinet? I love music!

SpongeBob: Ahh, who needs them? They’re no fun anyway, right, Gary? Gary? (knocks on his shell)

Squidward: Squidward will be performing his version of Solitude in E minor.

Patrick: (sitting on a bench as he claps) Yeah! E minor! All right! Yeah! (Squidward takes a deep breath and plays a note but Patrick falls asleep as soon as he starts playing. Squidward gets angry)

SpongeBob: Ah, what am I worried about? I got plenty of friends! I can name three right off the bat! (holds up three fingers) Uhh... (draws faces on each finger) The gangs all here... (starts to cry as we see Squidward dragging Patrick, still asleep, outside. Squidward breaks his back after dragging Patrick a few feet)

Squidward: My back! I threw out my back! (SpongeBob notices)

SpongeBob: Oh, boy, now’s my chance! (jumps out the window)

Squidward: SpongeBob? No, no, stay back!

SpongeBob: (running) Don’t worry, Squidward! I’m coming!

Squidward: No, no, no, get away from me!

SpongeBob: Hang on! I’ll save you! (SpongeBob rips off his suit revealing a speedo underneath. Squidward tries to get to his door)

Squidward: No, no! Get away from me! No, no! (SpongeBob jumps off a diving board)

SpongeBob: Hold on!

Squidward: No, no! Get away! (screaming as SpongeBob dives into his back cracking it back into place) Oh! I’m ruined! I'm...I’m...I’m...I-I feel great! Thanks, SpongeBob! You’re a real friend! (SpongeBob smiles big)

SpongeBob: Friend...

Squidward: N-no, no, no, I didn’t mean that, no-no.

SpongeBob: Don’t worry, Squidy old pal. That’s what friends are for. (Squidward and SpongeBob walk into the Easter island head) So dumb Patrick fell asleep on ya, huh? Some friend. A real friend would perform for you!

Squidward: You play?

SpongeBob: Are you kidding? I’ve been playing bassinet for years! (he takes one from the wall) Give me an A, buddy

Music: [[Squidward, My Friend]]

[[Squidward]] is my best friend in the world.
Squidward is my best friend in the sea.
Squidward likes [[Payrick]] more than [[SpongeBob]].
And Patrick is a dirty stinky, rotten filthy friend stealar!

SpongeBob: Umm, I can fix this. (Squidward is steaming red and throws SpongeBob out) So, uhh, I’ll see you tomorrow, Squidward! Call me!

Squidward: Yech! That was disgusting! I feel like I need to scrub myself. (opens up the curtain and screams after he sees Patrick in his tub)

Patrick: Hey, buddy. I warmed it up for ya. (shows him a brush and soap)

Squidward: Patrick! Get out! And put some clothes on! (SpongeBob peeks in through the upstairs window)

SpongeBob: What’s the matter, Squidward, old buddy? (notices Patrick in the bath-tub) Oh, ho-ho, so this is what I find, huh? My best friend and my ex-best friend and... (shown bath toys) …rubber bath toys! (SpongeBob & Patrick argue as Squidward runs away)

Squidward: Ahh! This can’t be happening to me!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward?!

SpongeBob: Buddy?!

Patrick: Squidward?!

SpongeBob: Where'd ya go, friend?

Patrick: Where are ya, ol' buddy?

Squidward: (in a trash-can) Oh, this is nuts! I need a plan to get those two back together and out of my hair!

SpongeBob: (reading a magazine as the doorbell rings a letter is pushed under the door. Then he smells it) Squidward. (opens it) A dinner party? I’d love to! (SpongeBob knocks on Squidward's door and Squidward opens it) Did you miss me?

Squidward: Come on in! You look stunning. (shuts door)

SpongeBob: I’d much rather dine with you than that lousy... (gasps when he sees Patrick) Say, what gives? I’m not sitting near that maniac!
Patrick: Me neither! This was a setup!

Squidward: I thought you two were my best friends.

SpongeBob & Patrick: I am your best friend!

Squidward: (takes out a bottle of soda) Well, how about some soda, guys? (SpongeBob shows him his glass)

SpongeBob: Yes, please! (Squidward gives him some soda) Thanks, friend. (flicks Squidward's nose)

Patrick: How about some for your best friend? (SpongeBob gets the soda instead of Patrick)

SpongeBob: Thanks, best friend! (drinks)

Patrick: Can I have some now, buddy?

SpongeBob: Wait, I need some more! (pours SpongeBob another glass)

Patrick: I still didn’t get any! (SpongeBob gives Patrick his soda)

SpongeBob: There ya go. More please! (Squidward fills his glass as SpongeBob drinks it really fast)

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward! (shows Squidward his glass again but it's still full) Hey, Squidward!

Squidward: Patrick, your glass is full.

Patrick: Oh, yeah.

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

SpongeBob: (shows Squidward his glass) Squidward!

Patrick: (shows Squidward his glass) Hey, Squidward!

SpongeBob & Patrick: (both show Squidward their glass) Squidward!

Squidward: Sorry, boys, I’m all out of pop. I’m gonna go get some more. (walks away) Why don’t you just stay here and chat? (closes door. Then we are shown SpongeBob and Patrick not wanting to look at each other. Then SpongeBob hiccups and a bubble floats up and pops that sounds like a burp. Both of them laugh and the entire house is full of bubbles as Squidward walks up to his door. Then a crashing sound is heard) I should just walk away right now. (opens door to find his house destroyed) What a surprise. I invited them in, and I left them alone. Well, Squidward, what have we learned today? (pieces around the door break)

SpongeBob: Guess what, Squidward? (both hug)

Patrick: Me and SpongeBob are friends again!

Squidward: Great. Go be friends somewhere else.

SpongeBob: Don’t you want us to help you clean this up a little?

Squidward: NO! Out! (both walk out)

SpongeBob: Psst, I think he’s jealous.

Patrick: How pathetic. (Squidward shuts door hard and when he turns around the door falls on his back)

Squidward: Oh, my back!

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SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy (Song)

2008-06-30T19:05:50Z

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'''SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy''' is a song that is sung by '''The Flaming Lips''' in [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].

[[Patrick]], you see, I'm growing a mustache
And though I know I must ask you.
Does it really make me look like a man?

[[SpongeBob]], being a man is just a tough job.
I hope you're picked to be the best SpongeBob’s ever had
Working like a dog at the Krusty Krab.

Now wait a minute
I think we hit a wall
I think we hit a psychic wall.

Maybe we're just young and we won't know 'til we're old.
Too young to free ourselves from this lonely fish bowl.

Some kind of wall
Some kind of psychic wall
Some kind of wall
Some kind of psychic wall
We can get a burn

Come on, let's find a way to be happy,
Not like Plankton, he will never be satisfied,
Always complaining about his life,
To his computer wife.
You think he would've found by now,
To be sought as a king,
We don't need a burn.

[[Category:Song text]]
[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]

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Songs

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This is a list of songs featured in the series and [[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The Movie]].

=== List of all Songs ===

{| border="1"
|- bgcolor="#AADEAD"
!Song
!Interpret(es)
!Episode
|-
|[[4-Ply]]
|[[Squidward]]
|[[Whale of a Birthday]]
|-
|[[A Friend is a Friend]]
|Unknown artist
|[[Wormy]]
|-
|[[A Poem]]
|[[Patrick Star]]
|[[Sing a Song of Patrick]]
|-
|[[A Stove is a Stove]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Mr. Krabs]]
|[[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]]
|-
|[[All This Money]]
|[[Eugene H. Krabs]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[All You Need is Friends to Fly]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
|-
|[[Back in Encino]]
|[[Patchy the Pirate]] and unknown singer
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[Bikini Bottom National Anthem]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Plankton]]
|[[Imitation Krabs]]
|-
|[[Birthday Song for Squidward]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[Opposite Day]]
|-
|[[Brush Brush Brush My Teeth (Song)|Brush Brush Brush My Teeth]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[Krabby Road]]
|-
|[[ChaChing]]
|[[Mr. Krabs]]
|[[Selling Out]]
|-
|[[Dead Eye]]
|[[Bikini Bottom]] Ancestors in [[Dead Eye Gulch]]
|[[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]]
|-
|[[Doing the Sponge]]
|Unknown Interpert
|[[The Chaperone]]
|-
|[[Down The Well]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[Wishing You Well]]
|-
|[[Employee of The Month]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|Bonus Track From the Movie Soundtrack <br> The Best Day Ever Album
|-
|[[Fancy Livin']]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[Chocolate With Nuts]]
|-
|[[For he's a Jolly Good Rookie]]
|[[Squidward]], [[Mr. Krabs]], [[Bikini Bottom Police Force|Police Officer]], and other Bikini Bottomites
|[[F.U.N.]]
|-
|[[F.U.N. (Song)|F.U.N.]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Plankton]]
|[[F.U.N.]]
|-
|[[Gary come Home!]]
|Unknown Interpret (Schallplatte)
|[[Have You Seen This Snail?]]
|-
|[[Goodbye Atlantis]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and Friends
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[Goofy Goober Rock]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[Good Neighbors Are We]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[Good Neighbors]]
|-
|[[He's Flying]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Bikini Bottom]]
|[[The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
|-
|[[Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman]]
|Unknown singer
|[[Squid on Strike]]
|-
|[[Hey All You People]]
|[[Fred]]
|[[Jellyfish Hunter]]
|-
|[[Idiot Friends]]
|[[SpongeBuck]] and [[Pecos Patrick]]
|[[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]]
|-
|[[I Love Krabby Patties]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Miss Priss]]
|[[Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
|-
|[[I Will Try]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[I wish, I Could Fly]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
|-
|[[I Wish I Was Grinding Up Krabby Patties (Song)|I Wish I Was Griding Up Krabby Patties]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[Krabby Road]]
|-
|[[I Wrote This]]
|[[Ned and the Needlefish|Band from Bigshot Records]]
|[[Sing a Song of Patrick]]
|-
|[[If I Could Talk To Money]]
|[[Mr. Krabs]]
|[[Money Talks]]
|-
|[[Indoors]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[I Had an Accident]]
|-
|[[It's all about you|It's All About You]]
|[[Boys Who Cry]]
|[[Whale of a Birthday]]
|-
|[[Just a Kid (Song)|Just a Kid]]
|Wilco
|[[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] Sound Track
|-
|[[Laundry Song]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[New Digs]]
|-
|[[Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight]]
|[[Tiny Tim]]
|[[Help Wanted]]
|-
|[[Livin' Like Larry]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[A Life in the Day]]
|-
|[[Loop dee Loop!]]
|[[Ween]]
|[[Your Shoe's Untied]]
|-
|[[Magic Is Missing]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[Wishing You Well]]
|-
|[[Now That We're Men]]
|[[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick]] and the Monsters
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[Ocean Man]]
|[[Ween]]
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[Oh Baby]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[To Love a Patty]]
|-
|[[Our Favorite Things]]
|[[SpongeBob]], [[Mr. Krabs]], [[Squidward]], [[Sandy]], and [[Patrick]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[Patrick's ABC Song]]
|[[Patrick]]
|[[I'm with Stupid]]
|-
|[[Pearl’s my Daughter]]
|[[Mr. Krabs]]
|[[Squeaky Boots]]
|-
|[[Prince Paul's Bubble Party]]
|The Waikikis, Prince Paul and Wordsworth
|[[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] Sound Track
|-
|[[Pick up a Pencil]]
|[[Squidward]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[Ripped Pants (Song)|Ripped Pants]]
|[[Beach Band]]
|[[Ripped Pants]]
|-
|[[Santa's Coming Tonight]]
|[[Bikini Bottom]]
|[[Christmas Who?]]
|-
|[[So Long Bikini Bottom]]
|[[Sandy]]
|[[Chimps Ahoy]]
|-
|[[So Many Weapons]]
|[[Plankton]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy]]
|The Flaming Lips
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[SpongeBob is Leaving!]]
|[[Squidward]]
|[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]
|-
|[[SpongeBob ScaredyPants]]
|Blood Rites
|[[Scaredy Pants]]
|-
|[[Striped Sweater]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[As Seen on TV]]
|-
|[[Squidly's Songs]]
|[[Squidly]]
|[[Dunces and Dragons]]
|-
|[[Squidward Had a Krabby Patty]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[The Two Faces of Squidward]]
!-
[[Squidward, My Friend]]
[[SpongeBob]], and partly [[Patrick]]
[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]
|-
|[[Sweet Victory]]
|[[Bikini Bottom Super Band]] bzw. [[David Glen Eisley]]
|[[Band Geeks]]
|-
|[[Texas (Song)|Texas]]
|[[Sandy]]
|[[Texas]]
|-
|[[The Best Day Ever (Song)|Best Day Ever]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] and [[Best Day Ever (Episode)|Best Day Ever]]
|-
|[[The Campfire Song Song]]
|[[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick]]
|[[The Camping Episode (Episode)|The Camping Episode]]
|-
|[[The Germ Warrior]]
|[[Sandy]]
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]
|-
|[[The Goofy Goober Song]]
|[[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick]] and [[Goofy Goober]]
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[The Krusty Krab Pizza!]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Squidward]]
|[[Pizza Delivery]]
|-
|[[The Spaghetti Song]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Plankton]]
|[[Imitation Krabs]]
|-
|[[The Very First Christmas to Me]]
|[[Bikini Bottom]]ites
|[[Christmas Who?]]
|-
|[[Time To Feed Him]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[Krabby Road]]
|-
|[[Together]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and Convicts
|[[The Inmates of Summer]]
|-
|[[Theme Song]]
|[[Painty]] and Children
|[[Episodes|All Episodes]]
|-
|[[They'll Soon Discover]]
|The Shins
|[[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] Sound Track
|-
|[[Christmas Theme Song]]
|[[Painty]] and Choir
|[[Christmas Who?]]
|-
|[[Under My Rock]]
|[[Patrick]]
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[Underwater Sun]]
|[[The Birdbrains]]
|[[Party Pooper Pants]]
|-
|[[Welcome to our Club!]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[Club SpongeBob]]
|-
|[[When Worlds Collide]]
|Caveman and Potty's Robot
|[[Ugh!|SpongeBob B.C.]]
|-
|[[Where's Gary?]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Gary]]
|Can be heard at the end of episode [[Have You Seen This Snail?]]
|-
|[[You Better Swim]]
|Motörhead
|[[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] Sound Track
|-
|[[Yo Ho]]
|[[Patchy the Pirate]]
|[[Party Pooper Pants]]
|-
|[[You're Old]]
|Unknown Singer
|[[Mid-Life Crustacean]]
|-
|}

== Instrumental==

* Ending Melody

* [[Squidward]]' Big-Ben-Watch ([[The Lost Mattress]])

* Electric Zoo (Bibububa) ([[Krab Borg]])

* Christmas Ending Melody (We wish your a Merry Christmas) ([[Christmas Who?]])

* Prehistory Ending Melody

* Halloween Ending Melody ([[SpongeBob ScaredyPants]])

* Poop Ending Melody

* Wildwest Ending Melody

* Remembering Spongebob

* Jellyfish Jam

* Music in "[[Jellyfish Jam]]"

* Scratchin'-Music in "[[New Leaf]]"

* [[Mr. Krabs]]' Rap in "Nickelodeon Holiday Party"

* music parade in [[Something Smells]]

* Circus Music in [[Bubblestand]]

* [[SpongeBob]]'s whistling pores in [[SpongeHenge]]

==External links==
'''Download-Songs/Instrumental'''
*[http://bikinibottom.de/page/?p=downloadsandaction=show_musicandmode= BikiniBottom]
*[http://www.krossekrabbe.com Krosse-Krabbe-Page]
*[http://sponge-info.de/episoden.php?view=m SpongeBob Schwammkopf Infopoint]

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Squidward, My Friend (Song)

2008-06-30T19:02:03Z

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'''Squidward, My Frriend''' is a song sang by [[SpongeBob]], and partly [[Patrick]] deticated to [[Squidward]] in the season 1 smash, [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]].

[[Squidward]] is my best friend in the world.
Squidward is my best fiend in the sea.
Squidward likes [[Patrick]] more than [[SpongeBob]].
And Patrick is a dirty, rotten stinky filthy friend stealer!

[[Category:Song text]]

Squidward, My Friend (Song)

2008-06-30T19:01:16Z

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Naughty Nautical Neighbors (Episode)

2008-06-30T18:55:59Z

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| Episode No.: || 4a
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| Airdate: || 7.8.1999
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| Previous Episode: || [[Plankton!]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Boating School]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
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'''"Naughty Nautical Neighbors"''' is an episode from Season 1

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*Gary

===Places===
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]

===Songs:===
[[Squidward, My Friend]]

==Plot==
Squidward has made a very good soufflé, but SpongeBob and Patrick's laughing distracts him from enjoying it. Squidward sees they are having a private conversation with bubbles. They whisper a message into the bubble wand instead of blowing into it, and when the bubble pops, the message can be heard.

Annoyed, Squidward makes bubbles of his own, imitating SpongeBob and Patrick, but insulting them both. Thinking the bubbles are from each other, SpongeBob and Patrick become angry and get into a fight, eventually declaring that they are no longer friends. Squidward's house cannot be seen when SpongeBob and Patrick were fighting. Squidward eats his soufflé while laughing, but in doing so chokes on the fork. Patrick performs CPR on him, and he becomes Squidward's friend.

Patrick falls asleep while Squidward plays a composition called "Solitude in E Minor" on his [[Clarinet]], and Squidward drags him out. While doing this, he sprains his back, and SpongeBob sees this as an opportunity to help him. He fixes Squidward's back and so becomes Squidward's friend.

In a fit of anger, while Patrick and SpongeBob compete again for Squidward's friendship, SpongeBob breaks Squidward's cello (which he thinks is a "bassinet"), and Squidward kicks him out. When SpongeBob plays the bassinet, he asks for an A. Squidward actually plays a B-flat on his clarinet. For clarinet players, this is a C. Squidward then tries to take a bath, but Patrick is in the tub. SpongeBob and Patrick argue again, driving Squidward crazy.

Squidward decides to invite Patrick and SpongeBob to a dinner party (without telling either of them that the other is coming) in order to repair their friendship. When they arrive, they are still mad at each other. Squidward tries to get them back together, but the situation devolves into a competition to see who can drink the most soda and thus become Squidward's best friend. Squidward runs out of soda and leaves to get some more. While he is gone, SpongeBob and Patrick hiccup small bubbles that make a burping sound when they burst. They find this amusing and become friends again, but because they drank so many glasses of pop (SpongeBob drank 14 glasses and Patrick drank 12), their burps create a whole load of bubbles that make Squidward's house collapse. At the end, Squidward never put his key in the door, but he was able to open it anyway.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This was the first time SpongeBob and Patrick fight.
*Squidward has an apron that says “Kiss the Squid".
*When Squidward is laughing his head off, you can see his buttocks.
*This is the 1st time that Squidward gets red, and the second episode he was in a different color.
*While Patrick saves Squidward, there is no glass cornering and blocking inside Squidward's House backyard square window. In the last full shot of the Conch Street backyards, the window has glass.
*When Patrick and SpongeBob are being friends with Squidward by music, the music section room has the eyes. However, after SpongeBob is not Squidward's friend, the eyes are now in the bathroom where SpongeBob pops out.
*When SpongeBob rips away his clothes, he's wearing red underwear. After SpongeBob hits Squidward, he turns back into his SquarePants again.
*Squidward took nothing with him to go to the grocery store. After SpongeBob and Patrick get their friendship again by laughing carbon dioxide, Squidward has a grocery bag and keys. Soon, on the floor, there is no grocery bag or key.
*SpongeBob does not seem to have a chair with him.
*In the first scene when SpongeBob is thinking about having new friends, he suddenly has five fingers before drawing his skin with a pen if you look very closely, but in the full shot of his hand, there are four fingers.
*While SpongeBob sings about Squidward, he sings "And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend-'''stealer'''!", but the original captions read "Patrick is a dirty, rotten friend '''Squidward!'''.
*Gary's shell is smaller than usual.
*There is a chapter book to tie-in with this episode.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]

==Video==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-1-episode-4-naughty-nautical-neighbors/ Naughty Nautical Neighbors Video]

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