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		<title>Fear of a Krabby Patty (Episode)</title>
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'''&amp;quot;Fear of a Krabby Patty&amp;quot;''' is an episode from Season 4.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Krabs]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Plankton]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Krabby Patty]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karen]] (cameo)&lt;br /&gt;
*Customers&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Places===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Krusty Krab]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chum Bucket]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plot==                                                              &lt;br /&gt;
[[Mr. Krabs]] finishes painting a sign that says that the Krusty Krab is going to be open from 6:00 am to 11:00 pm. Naturally [[Squidward]] is furious and SpongeBob is furious too, but only because he wants to start working earlier. He sees Plankton's sign on the Chum Bucket that says 'Chum Bucket open 23 hours'. Mr. Krabs makes the Krusty Krab open 24 hours. When Squidward hears it, he complains but SpongeBob is delighted. Mr. Krabs wrings a bell and announces that it is day 1 of non-stop service each day. Days later, Plankton calls and orders thousands of [[Krabby Patties]]. Each day SpongeBob makes patties and counts the patties. As the days go on different scenes fly across the screen including Old Man Jenkins saying &amp;quot;Hey, what the...&amp;quot; SpongeBob cannot do it and begins to think that everyone is a Krabby Patty. Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to see a psychiatrist. SpongeBob goes to the Chum Bucket because it says 'Dr. P. Lankton: Psychiatrist, specializing in Krabby Patty phobias'. Plankton tries to make SpongeBob say the Krabby Patty formula including arranging names of common kitchen ingredients, but not all methods work. Finally, Plankton hypnotizes SpongeBob and tells him to say the Krabby Patty formula when he wakes up. However, SpongeBob does not wake up when Plankton tells him to. SpongeBob is dreaming about a Krabby Patty. It gives him a cookie pizza and some chocolate milk so SpongeBob is not scared of Krabby Patties anymore. He wakes up, thanks Plankton and runs to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob that the Krusty Krab will be open for 23 hours. After that, the episode ends.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia/Goofs==&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first episode in 2005, and after [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Even though this episode was nominated at the 2005 Prime Time Emmy Awards for Outstanding Animated Program, many fans believe this is the episode that started a downward plunge in episode quality.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ever since this episode and the movie, SpongeBob's voice has gotten much higher pitched.&lt;br /&gt;
*What happened to the 10,000 patties Plankton ordered? If they were delivered to the disguised Chum Bucket, Plankton could analyze them to find out the secret formula.&lt;br /&gt;
*When the giant Krabby Patty in SpongeBob's dream says &amp;quot;I'll always be with you...right here&amp;quot; it pokes SpongeBob in the chest. You will also see that its finger is lit up. This is a reference to the movie E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, because E.T. did the same thing to Elliot in the movie.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first episode where things float across the screen to show time passage. A similar one is featured in [[Skill Crane]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Why would Mr. Krabs think Plankton was a spider? Spiders hang on web not on rope. Spiders occasionally hang on one web line.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second episode for the Krusty Krab to be open 24 hours. The first is [[Graveyard Shift]]&lt;br /&gt;
*How would SpongeBob not know that the doctor's office is the Chum Bucket? Same with Plankton, he doesn't know Plankton's the doctor.&lt;br /&gt;
*As SpongeBob enters the Chum Bucket for treatment, we see him walk by the menu. In the next shot we see that he still has not walked passed the menu.&lt;br /&gt;
*A piano made out of cards can't move because the cards wouldn't stay in place.&lt;br /&gt;
*If SpongeBob has a fear of Krabby Patties, then why didn't he get scared of the picture of it on the paper telling him to go to Dr. P.Lankton? Maybe he didn't look at it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Plankton's name Peter Lankton might be a parody of Peter Frampton.&lt;br /&gt;
*How can SpongeBob be afraid of Krabby Patties just by getting not much sleep?&lt;br /&gt;
*In one scene Mr. Krabs paints the new hours of the Krusty Krab, later he changes it using a pencil.&lt;br /&gt;
*The gray-colored pencil to colors gag was used on this episode.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the second time SpongeBob was afraid to make a Krabby Patty. First was [[Pickles]], third was [[The Krusty Sponge]], and fourth was [[The Inside Job]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The opening credits are supposed to read as follows: Storyboard Director: C.H. Greenblatt, Storyboard Artist: Zeus Cervus, Written By: C.H. Greenblatt Paul Tibbitt, Supervising Producer: Paul Tibbitt, Technical Director: Vincent Waller, Animation Director: Alan Smart. However, when this episode airs on Nick, the credits read like this: Storyboard Director: C.H. Greenblatt, Written By: C.H. Greenblatt Paul Tibbitt, Technical Director: Vincent Waller, Animation Director: Alan Smart, Supervising Producer: Paul Tibbitt. Same goes for the next episode.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Episode Transcript: Fear of a Krabby Patty]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Episode Transcript: As Seen on TV</title>
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Episode Article: [[As Seen on TV (Episode)|As Seen on TV]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Krabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pearl]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: (Mr. Doodles is sniffing some coral) C'mon, Mr. Doodles. We haven't got all day. We've got to get down to me favorite restaurant. Mine. Where we're shooting our first ever Krusty Krab commercial. After this commercial airs, we'll be swarming with customers. I can already feel myself sweatin' money. (Mr. Doodles barks) No, I got Squidward organizing the whole thing. He's...ya know...artsy. What the...? This looks expensive. Out of my way. Coming through. Move it or lose it. Squidward!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: What?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: What in Neptune's name is going on?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: We're making the commercial, Mr. Krabs.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: What you're doing is throwing away me money! I told you to rent, only, what is absolutely necessary.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: This is all necessary.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: Then what's all this useless junk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: That's the useless junk for scene, uhh, 28.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: Oh, well, then how do you explain that? (Pointing to 2 Krusty Krabs) A 2nd Krusty Krab?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: Mr. Krabs, everyone needs an understudy. (showing 2 Mr. Krabs)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? (Pointing to a clown)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: All right, get lost, all of ya. You're fired. Go on. Scram. Get out of here, you moochers. That's right, keep moving. Except you, you stay. (Clown makes noise)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward: Well, this is just great. Now we've got no crew to make the commercial.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about, Squidward? We got the cheapest crew in the world. You, me, and SpongeBob. Speaking of which, where is the little barnacle.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: (underground) I'm down here, sir.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Krabs: What are you doing, lad?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Squidward said I could help by burying myself!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Krabs: Quit fooling and come on out. I need you to be in the commercial.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: (gasps) Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: But, but, but, but, but, but, but...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: Don't throw your buts at me, Mr. Squidward. We got a time table to keep. This thing airs tonight.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob &amp;amp; Squidward: Tonight?!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Krabs: Yup, I got a sweet deal on prime-time slot.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Narrator: 3:28am&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: It's almost on, Gary.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gary: (yawns) Meow&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yeah, I got butterflies, too. This is the most exciting thing to happen in the history of history. (TV shows wild west show. Then shows KK commercial) Look, Gary! It's on!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----------Start of commercial----------&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pearl: Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward (Jen): What's your problem, Amy?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pearl (Amy): I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set) Who's there?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward (Jen): Where's that coming from? (Purple smoke appears)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Amy and Jen: Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Amy and Jen: Where are we?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Krabs: Why, we're at none other than The Krusty Krab.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Amy: Did you say Krusty Krab?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Krabs: That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous: Krabby Patty!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jen: What's a krabby patty? (Mr. Krabs jaw drops)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: There I am Gary! There I am!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Krabs: We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some bun. Voila! A krabby patty.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Amy: I want a krabby patty.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Jen: Me, too.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: How do you like them krabby patties, girls. (laughs)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Amy &amp;amp; Jen: (thumbs up) (Mr. Krabs still laughing)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Krabs: Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a krabby patty today.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All: The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----------End of commercial----------&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(It's morning) Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. (humming)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Elderly Citizen: Hey, you!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Top of the morning, oldster.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Elderly Citizen: Hey! I saw you on TV last night. (Then a flashback shows that the elderly man was actually watching a brandflakes commercial and saw the yellow box.)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Announcer: New, Bran Flakes. Bold, new taste. Bran Flakes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: You did?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Elderly Citizen: Yeah. You were on a commercial.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: You're right! Wow, he recognized me.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Elderly Citizen: Yup. See ya later, Bran Flakes. What a nice cereal box.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: (talking to self) &amp;quot;Weren't you that guy on TV?&amp;quot; Yes! I am that guy. (laughs) How kind of you to notice. Weren't you that guy on the television last night? Yes, that was me. I... (runs into citizen) Oh, please excuse me, sir.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Citizen: Oh, that's quite all right, uhh, SpongeBob.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why next thing you'll know, people are going to start doing things like holding doors open for... (gasps) Why, sir, I'm flattered.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Citizen: Oh, really? I don't smell anything.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: (laughs) You're on your way, kid.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer: Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Why of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Customer: To my tail fin. I'll get it myself.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: F-I-N. There we are, darling. Hmph. Looks like shyness got the best of him.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: There you are, SpongeBob. I need you to...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: No problem, Squidward. I got one already made out. Enjoy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: To my tailfin? (checks to see if he has one)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Yes I am that guy on TV.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kid: Hey, look!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Please good people, no photos at work.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kid: Here's the ketchup.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Well, maybe just one. (poses) Another one? Ok. Limbo. And now, the, uh, oh, I got it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: There you are, SpongeBob.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Yes, pilot.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: I need you to...(gets hit with mop)...OW! (finger breaks) Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop acting so predictable.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. You've been beautiful.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Customer #1: Hey, were you able to catch Glenn the Pinkfish on Flounderman last night?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Customer #2: No. How was he?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer #1: Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. I'm telling you, Fendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit.&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Solo record!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(In Mr. Krabs office)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: So, if I fire him and make a successor do twice the work, and...(knock on door)...eh, come in.(in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model) Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay something on ya, Krabs Baby.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: The only thing you better lay is some patties on the grill, Fry Boy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Nah, I can't take that gig, Krabber. That phase in my career is over. I'm an entertainer now.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: What in blazes are you talking about?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-half. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: Boy, those krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get right back to work.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: (snaps fingers twice) I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. (SpongeBob snaps his fingers outside his office)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: Oooooh...I've never felt such a strange combination of pity...and indigestion.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer #2: There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer #3: Where have you been?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer #2: How long are you going to keep us standing here?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth ungaped? Or are you going to fill these peoples orders?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Pipe-down Squidward. This crowd looks angry. They're not going to wait any longer. I think I better give them what they need, and fast.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. On second thought, keep 'em waiting.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: Enter-what? (SpongeBob grabs microphone)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: How you doing folks?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customers: Hungry!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy. (Lights are turned down)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: Hey!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer #2: Eating here was your idea!&lt;br /&gt;
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Song: &amp;quot;[[Striped Sweater]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 I'd like to call this little number &amp;quot;Striped Sweater&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time&lt;br /&gt;
 One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind&lt;br /&gt;
 'Cause when you're wearing that one...special...sweater...&lt;br /&gt;
(Everyone complains)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: Then why don't you back in the kitchen and grab some patties and give them what they came here for!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Juggling! Thanks, Squiddy. (all the customers boo)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer #4: Is this some kind of joke?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: They want juggling and jokes at the same time? Tough crowd.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer #2: Oh, now what's he doing?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Uhh, what do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank? A cab!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer #2: We're losing our appetites!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Uh, ok. There's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customers: We want patties!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Well, the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on. ((SpongeBob slips and patties flip in the air)) No!!!!!!!! ((talking in his head)) My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on. Wasted. ((patties land on the grill))&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer #2: Hey! Finally!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer #4: That's what we've been waiting for. (dotted lines form from his eyes to point to patty)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: They seem to like it when I put this patty on the grill. I may be able to save this act, yet. Roll with it, SpongeBob. Roll with it. There's more where that came from, folks. (SpongeBob puts a whole ton of patties on the grill)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customers: Yay!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: You like that?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customer #2: It's what we wanted all along.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Its working. But how do I follow it up? Think SpongeBob, that`s what got you this far.Buns! It's a stretch, but we've all got to push the envelope, sometime. Ok, folks. How do you like this? (Flips patties inside buns)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customers: Yeah!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: I'm breaking new ground. Time to get edgy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customers: We want onions! Cheese! Yeah!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Ready for the grand finale? (Crowd puts up trays so they can catch patties. Patties land on trays)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Customers: Whoopee! Krabby patties!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Krabs: Well, SpongeBob, looks like you've finally found your calling.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: I'll say. I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this&lt;br /&gt;
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