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Episode Transcript: Your Shoe’s Untied

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71.120.218.243: /* Dialogue */

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Episode Article: [[Your Shoe's Untied (Episode)|Your Shoe's Untied]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Painty]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Ween]]

==Dialogue==
(SpongeBob is happily watching sea-creatures on TV in his armchair in his pineapple) 

'''Gary''': Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! (changes channel to a football game) Uhh, I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary. (knock on door) Come in! (Gets up to meet Patrick at the door) 

'''Patrick:''' Hey SpongeBob, wanna see my new shoes? (shows blue tennis shoes) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wow! Those are great, Patrick! Let's see what they look like on your feet. 

'''Patrick:''' Uhh, wouldn't you rather see them on my hands? (puts shoes on his hands) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ok. (puts white gloves on his feet) And we can wear gloves on our feet... (puts hat on his back) and hats on our
captain's quarters, too! 

'''Patrick:''' Uhh, actually, I have a confession to make. (whispers in his ear) I don't know how to tie my shoelaces. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me? 

'''Patrick:''' Yes. (SpongeBob places one foot on the chair) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Look at this knot. Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow? 

'''Patrick:''' Gosh, probably not. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick, and I'm willing to pass on what I know. Go sit over there and let an old pro show you how to do it. (Patrick sits down on the couch and SpongeBob sets his foot on the couch arm) Pay close attention, Patrick. (unties his laces) Well, you start by taking one lace per hand. (grabs both laces) And then you...ubhh, you gotta...loop the...tuhh... 

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure you know how to do it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, please! Shoe-tying requires peace and quiet! Okay, where was I? 

'''Patrick:''' Your shoes are still untied. (SpongeBob takes his shoe off the couch) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it. 

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry! (covers his mouth with his shoes) I won't interrupt anymore! 

'''SpongeBob:''' I've got it! The first rule of shoe-tying is always start with your right foot. Now the lesson will officially begin. (sets his right foot on the couch arm and unties his laces. Ties his laces but they come undone. SpongeBob laughs nervously and tries again but the laces untie themselves once more) That's "knot" right. (laughs) Get it? Knot...right? 

'''Patrick:''' No. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, no more fooling around! (tries to tie the laces again) I've got it! (lifts up hands to show them tied in a lot of knots) 

'''Patrick:''' What was that? Are you okay, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, aren't you late for something? 

'''Patrick:''' Oh, poop deck! You're right! We'll have to do this lesson later! Bye SpongeBob! (Hurridly runs out the door) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my shoes. They've been tied as long as I can remember. (flashbacks to being a baby with legs and shoes only) Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep. (when morning arrives, SpongeBob looks at his shoes and they are still untied) No big deal. I'll remember sooner or later. (opens the front door) 'Cause I'm ready! I'm rea... (takes a step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...doy! (continues until Spongebob arrives at the Krusty Krab)

(Patrick, who is eating a Krabby Patty, notices SpongeBob) 

'''Patrick:''' Well hiya, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Oh, no. I can't let Pat see I still haven't tied my shoes. (stands up and puts two holes through the floor with his feet) 

'''Patrick:''' Hey SpongeBob, you're shorter. Have you been dieting? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest. (walks to the kitchen putting a line of holes in the floor with his feet)
Well, I've gotta get to work. (opens kitchen door and plops on the floor, face first) Oh, barnacles, maybe I should just lay here. 

'''Squidward:''' (peeks his head through the order window) Those patties aren't gonna cook themselves, SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' He's right! Got to make... Krabby Patties! (he holds out a spatula and gets up) Laces or no laces! (crawls over to
the grill) I just have to stand in this one spot. (makes a Krabby Patty) Ta-da! (makes 3 more Krabby Patties) Ta-da! A perfect patty. 

'''Squidward:''' Alright, SpongeBob, hand it over. Well? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath. Then imagines his shoe laces as snakes who squeeze him then the hallucination goes away) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Squidward! I've got an idea! How about you come get it? 

'''Squidward:''' Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea! And maybe I should cook the patties, and do the dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple... while you wait in the unemployment line! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! 

'''Squidward:''' Then bring that patty here now! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Squidward. Here I come. I'm coming over. (scoots his shoes across the floor inch by inch) I'm bringing the patty to you. Here comes the patty. No problem. I'm walking...the Krabby Patty...over to Squidward. All right, Squidward! I'm giving you the patty...for the hungry customer. So they can eat it when I give it to you. Which is right...now! (holds out the patty but the scene zooms out to show that SpongeBob never moved) 

'''Squidward:''' Uhh, SpongeBob. I'm over here, now move! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Squidward! (looks down at his feet) Just slowly move your leg. (tries to take a step but trips himself and sends the patty flying through the air at Squidward) D'oh! 

'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! (the patty lands in his mouth) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, Squidward! 

Squidward: (chewing the patty) SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'll just make another. (makes another patty but trips again throwing the patty towards Squidward) 

'''Squidward:''' Sponge... (patty enters his mouth) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold it! (makes another patty and trips again sending the patty into Squidward's mouth again) Let me just... (makes
another patty) D'oh! (he trips again and launches another patty. This continues for a while. Pretty soon, Squid is extremely huge. A group of customers is standing at the register. An old man pokes him) 

'''Customer:''' What's the holdup? (Squidward turns around and burps really loudly) 

'''Squidward''': I think my heart just stopped. (customers complain) It's Sponge... (burps) ...Bob's fault! ('SpongeBob's fault' echoes in SpongeBob's head) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I've failed. My career is over. I'm sorry, spatula. (puts down the spatula and takes his hat off) I'm sorry, hat. (puts it back on) I'm sorry, floor. (hugs a box of patties) I am sorry, Krabby Patties. (lies in a puddle of tears and absorbs it while Mr. Krabs is working on a crossword puzzle) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Let's see, a five-letter word for happiness. Money. (laughs) 
Customer: This is the worst service we've ever had! We're going to the Chum Bucket! (Mr. Krabs opens the bathroom door to see what the problem is) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, wait! Don't go! (his pants are undone since he's Princess Peach) 

'''Customer:''' Oh yeah, we are definitely out of here. (Mr. Krabs runs over to the door) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, wait! Don't go! That's me money walking out the door! What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward? 

'''Squidward:''' It's SpongeBob's fault. (Mr. Krabs gets upset. His eyes turn into steamboat whistles) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, get out here! (peeks out the kitchen door) More. (SpongeBob peeks out a little more) More. (SpongeBob stretches himself partially through the door) All the way, boy! (SpongeBob falls to the ground completely out the door) What be the matter, SpongeBob? I ought to make you walk the plank for this. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, it's just that I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I...I...I...I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes? Yes? Yes? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I...I...I...I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Out with it, boy! What is it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I forgot how to tie my shoes. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (laughs) That's all? 

'''SpongeBob:''' So you'll show me how? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I don't wear shoes. (SpongeBob gasps then runs over to [[Tom]]) 

SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Tom:''' Uhh, fins? (points to his feet. SpongeBob runs to another customer) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Eel:''' Well I would but, sadly, I am only an eel. (wiggles her tail in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob runs to Jellyfish Fields) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Could any of you show me how to tie my laces? (jellyfish sting him. scene cuts to SpongeBob looking under a rock of leeches) Could you, you, you, you, or you show me how to tie a knot? (leaches run off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob looking into a cave) Could you show me how to tie a simple knot? (pair of eyes become multiple eyes and the monster eats SpongeBob. He notices a fisherman skeleton inside its mouth) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (monster spits him out of its blow hole and onto the painting of Painty the Pirate) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Painty:''' Arr, I be just a painting of a head. 

'''SpongeBob:''' '''DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?!!!!!!!!!''' (lightning appears as well as the Flying Dutchman) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Did somebody say knot? 

'''SpongeBob:''' (eyes grow large) I did. 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' So, you wanna tie knots, do ya? Well, do ya? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, please, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir. 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Then you've come to the right flying ghost, kid. You're looking at the first place winner in the fancy
knottin' contest for the last 3,000 years! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! (floats up into the air and into a heart) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' (grabs SpongeBob) You're gonna have to not do that. And stop staring at me with them big old eyes! (SpongeBob's eyes shrink) Now, stand back and watch me be knotty. (laughs and pulls out a rope) Haha! Behold! (rope is in pretzel shape) The pretzel knot! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh. (Flying Dutchman makes the rope into 2 diamonds) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' The double-diamond knot! (holds the rope, now in the shape of a square, in front of SpongeBob) The square knot! (rope slithers over and squeezes SpongeBob) The constrictor. (Grabs SpongeBob and pulls him apart revealing a knot that looks like intestines) The gut knot! (Flying Dutchman makes a knot in the shape of a pillow) The pillow knot. (turns the knot over where SpongeBob is sleeping. Then he makes the knot into a butterfly) The butterfly knot. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh... 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Wait! There's more. (SpongeBob takes out a pen and paper and his glasses) The monkey chain! (shows the rope as a chain) The monkey's fist! (shows the rope into a ball) The monkey! (shows the rope as a monkey) 

'''Monkey:''' Ohh, ohh! 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' This one here's a loop knot, otherwise known as the 'poop loop'. (pulls the rope) 

'''Rope:''' Pooooooop! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Those are great, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir! Now can you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' (laughs) I don't know how to tie me shoes. I haven't worn shoes for over 5,000 years! (holds a sock with two
blue stripes up) But sometimes I like to wear this little sock over me ghostly tail. (laughs as he flies off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob crawling into his pineapple) 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Not now, Gary. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not in the mood, Gary. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (crawls into bed) Just leave me and me untied shoes alone, Gary. (Gary roars knocking SpongeBob off the bed and onto the
floor) Okay, Gary. You have my attention. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. (ties SpongeBobs shoes) 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Gary! Well, I'll be. You can tie shoes! (Gary shows hes wearing shoes under his shell) Hoppin' clams! How
did you learn to do that? 

'''Song:''' "[[Loop dee Loop!]]"
Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,
What's that? It's called the loop-dee-loop.

You gotta take a lace in each hand,
You go over and under again,
You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You go over and back, left to right,
Loop-dee-loop and you pull 'em tight,
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,
Lace 'em up and you're ready to go.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool!

==Airdate==
* This Episode Aired on November 2, 2000.

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

2016-08-14T22:18:17Z

71.120.218.243: /* Chapter 16: Briefing */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown!

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?!

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you... 20 years in the dungeon it is!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy! How dare you defy me!

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea!

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room! I wish to speak to my daughter alone! (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist! Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! (screams) Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it! I got it! (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (bawling) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What, that's insane!

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm going to head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see ya.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's 8:00 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy! I know what I'm doing. Oh! Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (continues screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone! They'll vouch for me!

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ooh, the pants are on fire! The underwear's on fire! I'm on fire!!! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again) you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City! That's why he must die!

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand! My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority! And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald (2x)

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! (4x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, King Neptune, sir, would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City?! (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned! What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along, I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you!

'''King Neptune:''' (sighs) Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it. Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where is your love and compassion? (she holds Spongebob) Look at this little guy, he's willing to risk his life to find your crown, and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father, at least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! (6x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance, but when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the wall! And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!

'''King Neptune:''' Eight!

'''Patrick:''' Seven!

'''King Neptune:''' Six!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then!

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve?!

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' (Mr. Krabs has been frozen solid) Who turned on the A/C? (sees a frozen Mr. Krabs; gasps) Mr. Krabs! (knocks on Mr. Krabs three times) Oh, no! This is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?!

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!

'''Patrick:''' She's pretty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!!!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming! Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I got to go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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2016-08-14T16:06:14Z

71.120.218.243: /* Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown!

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?!

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you... 20 years in the dungeon it is!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy! How dare you defy me!

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea!

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room! I wish to speak to my daughter alone! (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist! Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! (screams) Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it! I got it! (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (bawling) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What, that's insane!

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm going to head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see ya.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's 8:00 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy! I know what I'm doing. Oh! Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (screams)

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' (continues screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone! They'll vouch for me!

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ooh, the pants are on fire! The underwear's on fire! I'm on fire!!! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again) you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City! That's why he must die!

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand! My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority! And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald (2x)

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! (4x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, King Neptune, sir, would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City?! (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned! What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along, I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you!

'''King Neptune:''' (sighs) Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it. Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where is your love and compassion? (she holds Spongebob) Look at this little guy, he's willing to risk his life to find your crown, and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father, at least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! (6x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance, but when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the wall! And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!

'''King Neptune:''' Eight!

'''Patrick:''' Seven!

'''King Neptune:''' Six!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then!

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve?!

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' (Mr. Krabs has been frozen solid) Who turned on the A/C? (sees a frozen Mr. Krabs; gasps) Mr. Krabs! (knocks on Mr. Krabs three times) Oh, no! This is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?!

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!

'''Patrick:''' She's pretty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!!!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming! Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! How did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I got to go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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Episode Transcript: Waiting

2016-08-12T22:10:31Z

71.120.218.243: /* Outside Squidward's Easter Island Head */

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*Mailman

==Dialogue==

===Barg 'n Mart===
(at the [[Barg'n Mart]], SpongeBob is whistling while putting a box of Kelp cereal in his shopping cart) 

'''SpongeBob''': What's this? (reads box label) It says free prize! (braying laughter. Takes Gary and his box of cereal home and immediately dumps out all the cereal in the bowl and munches it all down) Huh? Where's my prize? (reads cereal box again) "Free Prize." (gasps) "Offer inside"! Just send in 99 box tops!
===Inside SpongeBob's Kitchen===
(cut to SpongeBob eating more cereal with a bunch of cereal boxes all around him)
How you doing over there, Gary? 

'''Gary''': Meow. (SpongeBob opens up a box and pours the cereal in Gary's bowl) Meow. 

'''SpongeBob''': Send in the box tops... (swallows the cereal in his mouth) ...before eating all the cereal?! Gary, you are a genius! (cut to SpongeBob stuffing the envelopes with box tops. Cut to SpongeBob outside by the mailbox) I'm waiting. I'm waiting. 
===Outside SpongeBob's pineapple===
'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': I'm waiting. I'm waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting. 

'''SpongeBob''': We're waiting. 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, what are we waiting for? 

'''SpongeBob''': We're waiting for the mailman. He's bringing me a free toy. 

'''Patrick''': I love toys! Can I wait for your toy with you? 

'''SpongeBob''': Why, sure. 

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': We're waiting. We're waiting. 

'''Patrick''': There's the mailman! 

'''Mailman''': Are you SpongeBob SquarePants? 

'''SpongeBob''': Yup. (shuddering with excitement. Mailman hands him 3 envelopes) Isn't there anything else? 

'''Mailman''': Nope, sorry kid. (walks off whistling) 

'''SpongeBob''': Guess we'll have to keep waiting. (both wait by the mailbox. After a while, both of their stomachs growl and bark at each other) 

'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, I'm hungry. 

'''SpongeBob''': Me, too. 

'''Patrick''': Let's go down to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty. 

'''SpongeBob''': Great idea, Patrick. Krusty Krab, here we... ''wait'' a minute. What if the mailman comes when I'm gone? (clings onto the mailbox) 

'''Patrick''': What's wrong SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': If I leave, the mailman might come and I might miss him. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, I'm gonna take off then. I don't think my arm can stand much more of this. (Patrick's stomach is biting his arm) 

'''SpongeBob''': (checks mailbox) Got to stay focused. (checks mailbox again. Sandy jumps in) 

'''Sandy''': Hiya! Hey, SpongeBob, want to do some kara...!! (SpongeBob grabs her arm and flips her on her back) 

'''SpongeBob''': Not now, I'm busy. (Sandy brushes herself off and walks away. SpongeBob checks the mailbox again. Gary pushes his bowl by SpongeBob’s foot) Oh, Gary, not now. Can't you see that I'm waiting for the mailman?! Doesn't anyone understand this?!? (checks mailbox again then pants as Gary takes his bowl away) So tired. So hungry. But must wait...for toy. 

'''Patrick''': Hey, buddy. 

'''SpongeBob''': (screaming): What!?! What do you want?! Can't you see I'm doing something here?! (pokes Patrick in the head, checks mailbox) This better be good. 

'''Patrick''': You missed your surprise birthday party, so I just wanted to bring you a present and some cake because you missed it. 

'''SpongeBob''': My birthday party? I missed my birthday party? 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, see? (shows present and cake) Here's a present and your cake. 

'''SpongeBob''': My birthday cake. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah. Let me just get you a fork so you can eat it. (SpongeBob giggles) Uh, let me just hold the cake like this, (holds the piece of cake between his teeth) so I can get you a fork. (digs in pocket) Huh, I wonder where I put that fork. (notices he ate the cake) Oops. 

'''SpongeBob''': That was my cake. What is the present?

'''Patrick''': Oh, yeah. (opens the box) A fork! (SpongeBob sniffles, then cries loudly) 

'''SpongeBob''': That stupid toy! I wasted my whole life waiting for it! 

'''Patrick''': Actually, you've only been here 20 minutes. 

'''SpongeBob''': I've been mean to Gary, and I flipped Sandy, and now you hate me 'cause... I'm a big jerk!!! (cries) 

'''Patrick''': No, I don't. 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, you do. 

'''Mailman''': SpongeBob SquarePants? 

'''Patrick''': Could you come back later? He's having a moment. 

'''Mailman''': Yeah. I just need a signature for... 

'''Patrick''': I said he's having a moment! Now leave him alone! 

'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, (sniff), people like me don't deserve moments. (signs for the package) I get so caught up in... Oh, here ya go. (takes package) ...in waiting for...my toy! (laughs. Patrick laughs) Whoo! 

'''Patrick''': Whoo! Yeah! (both riverdance, laugh and dance on the ground. SpongeBob opens up the package to reveal a green-headed, purple-colored body toy) 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 

'''Patrick''': Yup. 

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': It's beautiful. (Patrick touches it and its springs pop out) 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': I waited so long... 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': And you broke it... 

'''Patrick''': You okay, buddy? 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, yes I'm okay. 

'''Patrick''': (sighs) For a sec, I... 

'''SpongeBob''': You! You ruined my free toy! 

'''Patrick''': I'm sorry. Oh, maybe if you just... (pokes it but the springs stretch out. SpongeBob screams and Patrick cries. Squidward walks down the street while SpongeBob and Patrick are rolling around crying) 

===Outside Squidward's Easter Island Head===
'''Squidward''': Just keep walking, Squiddy. don't make eye contact. (walks into his house, goes upstairs to look out the window and see SpongeBob & Patrick still crying, then closes his window) Ah, now to soothe my frayed nerves. (crying resume in louder outcome. Squidward walks out of his house) All right, what's going on?! Why are you two crying?! 

'''SpongeBob''': (stuttering): I-I ate... box-box-box tops? And then... I'm waiting. I'm waiting. And then he came and we're waiting. We're waiting. And then my toy and then you and then snap and then this! (shows toy, SpongeBob still cries. Squidward fixes it by pushing its head down) 

'''Squidward''': There. Now see? (shows how the toy works) It's supposed to do that. 

'''SpongeBob''': Hey, my toy's okay! 

'''Squidward''': Good. Now will you two be quiet? 

'''SpongeBob''': Look, Patrick, Squidward fixed it. (both run over and hug Squidward) How can we ever thank you? 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, how can we thank you? (giggles) 

'''Squidward''': Move to another neighborhood.

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Episode Transcript: Waiting

2016-08-12T22:09:08Z

71.120.218.243: /* Outside SpongeBob's pineapple */

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*Mailman

==Dialogue==

===Barg 'n Mart===
(at the [[Barg'n Mart]], SpongeBob is whistling while putting a box of Kelp cereal in his shopping cart) 

'''SpongeBob''': What's this? (reads box label) It says free prize! (braying laughter. Takes Gary and his box of cereal home and immediately dumps out all the cereal in the bowl and munches it all down) Huh? Where's my prize? (reads cereal box again) "Free Prize." (gasps) "Offer inside"! Just send in 99 box tops!
===Inside SpongeBob's Kitchen===
(cut to SpongeBob eating more cereal with a bunch of cereal boxes all around him)
How you doing over there, Gary? 

'''Gary''': Meow. (SpongeBob opens up a box and pours the cereal in Gary's bowl) Meow. 

'''SpongeBob''': Send in the box tops... (swallows the cereal in his mouth) ...before eating all the cereal?! Gary, you are a genius! (cut to SpongeBob stuffing the envelopes with box tops. Cut to SpongeBob outside by the mailbox) I'm waiting. I'm waiting. 
===Outside SpongeBob's pineapple===
'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': I'm waiting. I'm waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting. 

'''SpongeBob''': We're waiting. 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, what are we waiting for? 

'''SpongeBob''': We're waiting for the mailman. He's bringing me a free toy. 

'''Patrick''': I love toys! Can I wait for your toy with you? 

'''SpongeBob''': Why, sure. 

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': We're waiting. We're waiting. 

'''Patrick''': There's the mailman! 

'''Mailman''': Are you SpongeBob SquarePants? 

'''SpongeBob''': Yup. (shuddering with excitement. Mailman hands him 3 envelopes) Isn't there anything else? 

'''Mailman''': Nope, sorry kid. (walks off whistling) 

'''SpongeBob''': Guess we'll have to keep waiting. (both wait by the mailbox. After a while, both of their stomachs growl and bark at each other) 

'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, I'm hungry. 

'''SpongeBob''': Me, too. 

'''Patrick''': Let's go down to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty. 

'''SpongeBob''': Great idea, Patrick. Krusty Krab, here we... ''wait'' a minute. What if the mailman comes when I'm gone? (clings onto the mailbox) 

'''Patrick''': What's wrong SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': If I leave, the mailman might come and I might miss him. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, I'm gonna take off then. I don't think my arm can stand much more of this. (Patrick's stomach is biting his arm) 

'''SpongeBob''': (checks mailbox) Got to stay focused. (checks mailbox again. Sandy jumps in) 

'''Sandy''': Hiya! Hey, SpongeBob, want to do some kara...!! (SpongeBob grabs her arm and flips her on her back) 

'''SpongeBob''': Not now, I'm busy. (Sandy brushes herself off and walks away. SpongeBob checks the mailbox again. Gary pushes his bowl by SpongeBob’s foot) Oh, Gary, not now. Can't you see that I'm waiting for the mailman?! Doesn't anyone understand this?!? (checks mailbox again then pants as Gary takes his bowl away) So tired. So hungry. But must wait...for toy. 

'''Patrick''': Hey, buddy. 

'''SpongeBob''': (screaming): What!?! What do you want?! Can't you see I'm doing something here?! (pokes Patrick in the head, checks mailbox) This better be good. 

'''Patrick''': You missed your surprise birthday party, so I just wanted to bring you a present and some cake because you missed it. 

'''SpongeBob''': My birthday party? I missed my birthday party? 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, see? (shows present and cake) Here's a present and your cake. 

'''SpongeBob''': My birthday cake. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah. Let me just get you a fork so you can eat it. (SpongeBob giggles) Uh, let me just hold the cake like this, (holds the piece of cake between his teeth) so I can get you a fork. (digs in pocket) Huh, I wonder where I put that fork. (notices he ate the cake) Oops. 

'''SpongeBob''': That was my cake. What is the present?

'''Patrick''': Oh, yeah. (opens the box) A fork! (SpongeBob sniffles, then cries loudly) 

'''SpongeBob''': That stupid toy! I wasted my whole life waiting for it! 

'''Patrick''': Actually, you've only been here 20 minutes. 

'''SpongeBob''': I've been mean to Gary, and I flipped Sandy, and now you hate me 'cause... I'm a big jerk!!! (cries) 

'''Patrick''': No, I don't. 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, you do. 

'''Mailman''': SpongeBob SquarePants? 

'''Patrick''': Could you come back later? He's having a moment. 

'''Mailman''': Yeah. I just need a signature for... 

'''Patrick''': I said he's having a moment! Now leave him alone! 

'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, (sniff), people like me don't deserve moments. (signs for the package) I get so caught up in... Oh, here ya go. (takes package) ...in waiting for...my toy! (laughs. Patrick laughs) Whoo! 

'''Patrick''': Whoo! Yeah! (both riverdance, laugh and dance on the ground. SpongeBob opens up the package to reveal a green-headed, purple-colored body toy) 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 

'''Patrick''': Yup. 

'''SpongeBob''' & '''Patrick''': It's beautiful. (Patrick touches it and its springs pop out) 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': I waited so long... 

'''Patrick''': SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob''': And you broke it... 

'''Patrick''': You okay, buddy? 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, yes I'm okay. 

'''Patrick''': (sighs) For a sec, I... 

'''SpongeBob''': You! You ruined my free toy! 

'''Patrick''': I'm sorry. Oh, maybe if you just... (pokes it but the springs stretch out. SpongeBob screams and Patrick cries. Squidward walks down the street while SpongeBob and Patrick are rolling around crying) 

===Outside Squidward's Easter Island Head===
'''Squidward''': Just keep walking, Squiddy. don't make eye contact. (walks into his house, goes upstairs to look out the window and see SpongeBob & Patrick still crying, then closes his window) Ah, now to soothe my frayed nerves. (crying resume in louder outcome. Squidward walks out of his house) All right, what's going on? Why are you two crying? 

'''SpongeBob''': (stuttering): I-I ate... box-box-box tops. And then... I'm waiting. I'm waiting. And then he came and we're waiting. We're waiting. And then my toy and then you and then snap and then this. (shows toy, SpongeBob still cries. Squidward fixes it by pushing its head down) 

'''Squidward''': There. Now see? (shows how the toy works) It's supposed to do that. 

'''SpongeBob''': Hey, my toy's okay! 

'''Squidward''': Good. Now will you two be quiet? 

'''SpongeBob''': Look, Patrick, Squidward fixed it. (both run over and hug Squidward) How can we ever thank you? 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, how can we thank you? (giggles) 

'''Squidward''': Move to another neighborhood.

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

2016-07-26T23:15:35Z

71.120.218.243: /* Chapter 42:Help! */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Huh?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''Cyclops:''' ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34: Cyclops holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, Including Mr Puff, The spanish band, the sea horses and three of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish three Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries===

(The scene back at the Bikini Bottom as the scene Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14th. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The Day That Krabs Fries!" (Looks out the window and sees King Neptune and Princess Mindy arrive) Oooh! Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (swimming with SpongeBob and Patrick)

(The scene changes to guy on the boat and Hasselhoff keep swimming)

'''Guy:''' Whoa. (falls down on the water)

(The scene cut of Hasselhoff keep swimming toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it!

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy!!! Will you butt out?! I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run!

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob! (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See ya.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in crazy town? I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' '''NOW!!!''' (She gets on the elevator and press the floor button. Neptune closes the elevator)

'''Mindy:''' (gasps) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to Bikini Bottom===
(Back above the ocean, Hasselhoff swim to [[Bikini Atoll]])

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stand up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''10 seconds to liftoff, 9, 8...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:Help!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) Help!

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...7, 6, 5...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) Help me!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...4, 3, 2...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!!!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched in the ocean and back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and jump with excitement)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (gets out of the elevator) SpongeBob, Patrick, I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only three words) All hail Plankton.

'''Mindy, Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAHHHHHHHH! (The slaves burst into the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for SpongeBob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager, this is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===
'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Pirates:''' (groans)

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Parrot:''' Squawk.

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay.

(Everyone leaves the theater)

'''Pirate:''' Sorry about that.

(The usher sweeps up the popcorn, humming and the Paramount Pictures logo appears and then fades out)

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

2016-07-26T23:11:27Z

71.120.218.243: /* Chapter 38:Stalling */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Huh?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''Cyclops:''' ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34: Cyclops holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, Including Mr Puff, The spanish band, the sea horses and three of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish three Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries===

(The scene back at the Bikini Bottom as the scene Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14th. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The Day That Krabs Fries!" (Looks out the window and sees King Neptune and Princess Mindy arrive) Oooh! Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (swimming with SpongeBob and Patrick)

(The scene changes to guy on the boat and Hasselhoff keep swimming)

'''Guy:''' Whoa. (falls down on the water)

(The scene cut of Hasselhoff keep swimming toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it!

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy!!! Will you butt out?! I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run!

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob! (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See ya.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in crazy town? I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' '''NOW!!!''' (She gets on the elevator and press the floor button. Neptune closes the elevator)

'''Mindy:''' (gasps) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to Bikini Bottom===
(Back above the ocean, Hasselhoff swim to [[Bikini Atoll]])

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stand up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''10 seconds to liftoff, 9, 8...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:Help!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) Help!

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) Help me!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!!!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched in the ocean and back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and jump with excitement)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (gets out of the elevator) SpongeBob, Patrick, I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only three words) All hail Plankton.

'''Mindy, Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAHHHHHHHH! (The slaves burst into the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for SpongeBob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager, this is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===
'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Pirates:''' (groans)

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Parrot:''' Squawk.

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay.

(Everyone leaves the theater)

'''Pirate:''' Sorry about that.

(The usher sweeps up the popcorn, humming and the Paramount Pictures logo appears and then fades out)

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

2016-07-03T23:01:58Z

71.120.218.243: /* Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy! How dare you defy me!

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again, loudly) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's eight in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! Wahhhhhhhh!

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' Wahhhhhhh! Prepare to burn, Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook. Ask anyone. They'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ooh, the pants are on fire! The underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald (2x)

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! (4x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along, I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you! (he turns King Neptune into a turtle)

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then... (he turns into a tiger) I'LL HAVE TO FRY YOU BOTH! (he turns back into King Neptune)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (she Holds Spongebob) Look at this little guy, he's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! (6x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance, but when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!

'''King Neptune:''' Eight!

'''Patrick:''' Seven!

'''King Neptune:''' Six!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the A/C? Ah, Mr. Krabs! Oh, no! This is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!

'''Patrick:''' She's pretty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, how did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I got to go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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71.120.218.243: /* Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again, loudly) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's eight in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! Wahhhhhhhh!

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' Wahhhhhhh! Prepare to burn, Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook. Ask anyone. They'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ooh, the pants are on fire! The underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald (2x)

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! (4x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along, I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you! (he turns King Neptune into a turtle)

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then... (he turns into a tiger) I'LL HAVE TO FRY YOU BOTH! (he turns back into King Neptune)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (she Holds Spongebob) Look at this little guy, he's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! (6x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!

'''King Neptune:''' Eight!

'''Patrick:''' Seven!

'''King Neptune:''' Six!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the A/C? Ah, Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's pretty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, how did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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Episode Transcript: A Day Without Tears

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Narrator]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*Dad Fish
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*Radio DJ
*Anchor Fish
*Kid Fish

==Dialogue==
[[Special:Contributions/99.121.116.193|99.121.116.193]] 23:58, 22 July 2014 (CEST)

(inside his pineapple house, SpongeBob is lying in bed snoring, his foghorn alarm sounds and he wakes up immediately; he inhales deeply, then sighs and opens his window curtains)

'''SpongeBob''': Good morning, day! (he begins to walk, but accidentally steps on the top of his big toe) Ow! (falls over, but gets back up with his toe sore) I stubbed my toe! (he cries profusely like a fountain, leaving a puddle surrounding him) I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! (later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical square pants while humming; he picks one, but the wire hanger breaks through the side) (His black nostril comes out of his nose) Oh, that was my favorite shirt. (cries; later, he appears at his breakfast table eating cereal while listening to the radio)

'''Radio DJ''': And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song".

(the sad song begins to play, the orange slime comes out of his nose and SpongeBob begins to cry)

'''SpongeBob''': That's a sad song!

'''Squidward''': (inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a croissant) That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. And lucky me I get to work with him all day. (he takes a bite out of his croissant while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing)

'''Mr. Krabs''': (enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob who flips the patty into the air) SpongeBob, guess what? (the patty lands on the ground 'cause it has yellow slime on the floor) Yeah, I'll come back later. (goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash bin)

'''SpongeBob''': He was a good little Krabby Patty. (His black nostril comes out of his nose) I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--(opens the trash lid and begins crying)--I came to love him! (the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin) It just isn't fair! (he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window)

'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!

'''SpongeBob''': (crying) But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and--

'''Squidward''': Krabby Patty nothing! (SpongeBob tries to speak, but Squidward interrupts again) KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!!!! (he pants, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears) What now?

'''SpongeBob''': (stifled) You yelled at me, you yelled at me! (sobs loudly, continuing to soak Squidward with tears)

'''Squidward'': You know there is an old saying, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob''': (stops sobbing) What is it?

'''Squidward'': Don't cry over a soiled krabby patty. And now may I give you a little word of advice: SHUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUP! (leaves)

(SpongeBob sobs loudly again; later outside the kitchen, Squidward stands before SpongeBob next to a board that says 43)

'''Squidward''': All right, look. So far today, and it's not even two o'clock yet, you have cried 43 times.

'''SpongeBob''': And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.

'''Squidward''': Yes!

'''SpongeBob''': Why?

'''Squidward''': (pauses for a second) I have no idea.

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, Squidward, there's no way I cry that much. There's not that many tears in my brain.

'''Squidward''': Au contrariety. (turns on a TV)

'''SpongeBob''': What's this?

'''Squidward''': It's a quick montage of flashback I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.

(the video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying behind the grill, at the grocery store, outside Mrs. Puff's Boating School, at Jellyfish Fields, at the bathroom, and at the bus stop)

'''SpongeBob''': (in the video) Boo-hoo-hoo! Sob. Whimper.

'''Narrator''': Thousands of tears later...

(SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video)

'''SpongeBob''': Wow, guess I do cry a lot. I promise I won't cry anymore.

'''Squidward''': Oh, nonsense! I bet you can't go the rest of the day without crying.

'''SpongeBob''': (realizes something) Excuse me a moment. (he walks up to a rotary telephone and dials it, Patrick appears lazily sitting on his coach when his own phone rings)

'''Patrick''': (answers it) Star... residence. Patrick speaking.

'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Patrick.

'''Patrick''': Hey, buddy! Is it 7:30 already?

'''SpongeBob''': No, I'm still at work.

'''Patrick''': How can I help you?

'''SpongeBob''': Do you think that I could go the rest of the day without crying?

'''Patrick''': (mouth full with popcorn) Well, of course you can.

'''SpongeBob''': Okay, great, thanks Patrick.

'''Patrick''': Umm... sure. And did you remember to put that package outside where I told you?

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, but I left it in a different spot. Just ask Gary, he knows where it is.

'''Patrick''': Oh, yeah. (laughs with his mouth full) Hey, good one, buddy. You almost had me there.

'''SpongeBob''': (chuckles) Okay.

'''Patrick''': Yeah, talk to you later.

'''SpongeBob''': All right, see ya. (hangs up, then walks back up to Squidward) Okay, it's a bet.

'''Squidward''': (shakes SpongeBob's hand) Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to...(thinks) Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.

'''SpongeBob''': Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place. Just you and me. (Squidward retches) Ooh, what's the matter?

'''Squidward''': Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. (begins talking in his thoughts) No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes. (laughs out loud; in the evening, he and SpongeBob are now walking home from work)

'''SpongeBob''': Thanks again for walking with me, Squidward.

'''Squidward''': There's a first time for everything. (under his breath) Also, I'd like to win this bet as soon as possible. (chuckles devilishly)

'''SpongeBob''': (speaking in his thoughts) I am not gonna cry. I am not gonna cry. (straining, he speaks out loud) I can do this.

'''Squidward''': (smiling) Do what? (sees something and gasps) Oh, my! What a lovely sunset. Take a look, SpongeBob. (SpongeBob looks at the sunset and gasps) Isn't that beautiful?

'''SpongeBob''': I've never seen such a beautiful underwater sunset.

'''Squidward''': Really tugs the heartstrings, doesn't it?

'''SpongeBob''': (gasps quietly in awe) It's... (the Bikini Bottom Choir drives by singing an angelic note, Squidward chuckles as SpongeBob's eyes begin to twinkle and water)

'''Squidward''': Is that a tear I see?

(the sunset disappears)

'''SpongeBob''': Oh well, sunset's over. (walks off, Squidward scoffs in frustration; later, they both enter SpongeBob's house) Nice of you to drop in, neighbor.

'''Squidward''': Nice of you to have me, I--(sees something) Oh, look SpongeBob. Gary's sleeping.

(Gary appears on a stack of newspapers sleeping and snoring)

'''SpongeBob''': (with his hands together, up to his mouth) Aww. He looks like an angel.

'''Squidward''': That is just so adorable. Almost makes you want to cry.

(Gary begins to drool in his sleep)

'''SpongeBob''': Yeah. (snaps out of it) No! There shall be no tears in this house tonight! (walks off into the kitchen) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

(the mail comes in through the mail slot in SpongeBob's door)

'''Squidward''': Oh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob''': (pouring drinks) Yes?

'''Squidward''': Your mail's here. Ooh, oh look, it's a postcard from your dear mother and father so far away.

'''SpongeBob''': (turns around) Mother, father?

'''Squidward''': (reading the postcard) "Dear SpongeBob, we are having a wonderful time in the South Seas and we miss you very, very much.

'''SpongeBob''': (teary-eyed at first) Ohh. (grabs another postcard) My subscription to Jellyfishing Monthly's expired. Remind me to renew that, will you, Squidward?

'''Squidward''': (with spite) No problem.

(Later on, SpongeBob and Squidward sit on the couch watching the news)

'''Anchor Fish''': Welcome back to Bikini Bottom News. Our top story tonight: a series of sad tales.

'''Squidward''': Ooh, let's turn it up.

'''Anchor Fish''': Tragedy in the park when a young snail caught in a tree almost didn't get down.

'''Snail #13''': (stuck on a coral tree branch) Meow.

(SpongeBob gasps and gets ready to cry)

'''Anchor Fish''': However, he did get down.

'''SpongeBob''': (raising his arms) Hooray!

'''Anchor Fish''': Coming up, an interview with a manatee who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday.

'''SpongeBob''': (sad again) Oh, no.

'''Anchor Fish''': And finally, sad news for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fans.

(Squidward excitedly raises up the volume)

'''SpongeBob''': What, what, what?

'''Anchor Fish''': They will only be showing The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Show seven times a day instead of eight--

'''SpongeBob''': (sweating, changes the channel) Let's watch something else Squidward, okay?

'''Squidward''': Fine!

(the channel changes to a show where a dad fish is walking out of his house for work while a kid fish plays with a baseball in the yard)

'''Kid Fish''': Hey Dad, how about a game of catch? (he throws the baseball in front of his bored dad)

'''Dad Fish''': Sorry son, I'm late for work.

'''Kid Fish''': (disappointingly) Okay, Dad. (his dad throws the baseball back)

'''Dad Fish''': (tosses his briefcase) I guess I can stay for a few throws.

'''Kid Fish''': (teary-eyed) I love you, Dad.

'''Dad Fish''': (teary-eyed) I love you, son.

(the show ends with the two happily playing catch, SpongeBob turns the TV off and madly throws it out of his window, then walks back to the couch panting)

'''SpongeBob''': (to Squidward) You know what they say about that television. Rots the brain.

'''Patrick''': (from outside) Hey, thanks for the TV, SpongeBob. (he carries the broken-up TV set on his head) I'm gonna watch it all night! (he runs into his rock house with it)

(SpongeBob and Squidward awkwardly stare at each other, Squidward glances on the cuckoo clock, which says 8:41, then speaks in his thoughts)

'''Squidward''': It's getting late. I'd better bring out the big guns. (out loud) Oh, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward?

'''Squidward''': What would you say to a little music? (pulls out his clarinet)

'''SpongeBob''': (gasps happily) I'd say... I'll go get some refreshments. (walks off)

'''Squidward''': Don't be long. My secret weapon is waiting. (gets out sheet music titled "Hearts & Flowers (or Some Such Sad Song)", then chuckles)

'''SpongeBob''': (appears, holding a tray of tea) You said something, Squidward?

'''Squidward''': Oh, I just said, "Relax and enjoy the song." (he begins playing the such sad song on his clarinet, SpongeBob goes stifled, trying to fight back tears, Squidward strains hard playing the last single note, then pants)

'''SpongeBob''': That's a really sad song, Squidward.

'''Squidward''': You're not gonna cry though, are you?

'''SpongeBob''': No. (Squidward growls, the scallop cuckoo clock then chirps 9:00) Time really does fly when you're having fun. Well, I'd better start getting ready for bed. (starts to put the tray of tea down)

'''Squidward''': (nervously) Uh, SpongeBob. No-no-no-no, wait.

'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Squidward?

'''Squidward''': How about a bedtime story?

'''SpongeBob''': Now you're talking! (later in his room, he lays in bed with Squidward) Watcha gonna read me, Squidward?

'''Squidward''': Umm... (nervously searches through the pages) How 'bout The Little Angler Who Got Lost?

'''SpongeBob''': That sounds like a very sad story.

'''Squidward''': Oh, very sad. Umm... "There once was a little angler (the page he's reading is actually of the story Jack and Jill) who was, uh, little and sad. (SpongeBob whimpers) One day the little sad angler was walking through the park. (SpongeBob begins to chuckle with joy) But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, he--he started to cry. (SpongeBob begins to choke up) He cried and he cried. And he cried even more. (SpongeBob shakes with sadness) And he kept crying. (SpongeBob strains and forces back tears) Crying and crying and crying and...that's right. You can do it.

'''SpongeBob''': I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.

'''Squidward''': You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel--(the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight) Ten, nine...do it, do it, cry...eight, seven, six, five...come on! (the dam inside SpongeBob's brain begins to crack) ...four, three, two, one! (the dam breaks, the cuckoo scallop chirps midnight) Midnight! (sighs, SpongeBob's body is bloated) Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the... (SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside)

'''Patrick''': Wow, what a great show.

(The tears flood the Krusty Krab)

'''Mr. Krabs''': (standing on his desk, holding a fat stack of money away from the tears) Well, at least we're still together, little ones.

(The Bikini Bottom Choir drives through the flood holding the angelic note; at SpongeBob's house, the tears continue to spray into Squidward's face, then stop, the cuckoo scallop hit him on the head. Now, SpongeBob and Squidward sit in front of the TV)

'''SpongeBob''': (holding out a bowl of popcorn) More popcorn, Squidward?

'''Squidward''': No, no. No, no. Please.

'''SpongeBob''': (eating popcorn) Don't be shy now. I made extra. (Squidward begins to cry, SpongeBob rubs his shoulders) That's all right, let it out. You can cry all you want. You're among friends here. You won't be crying tomorrow.

(Squidward wails harder)
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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

2016-06-13T21:19:12Z

71.120.218.243: /* Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Huh?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''Cyclops:''' ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34: Cyclops holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, Including Mr Puff, The spanish band, the sea horses and three of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish three Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries===

(The scene back at the Bikini Bottom as the scene Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14th. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The Day That Krabs Fries!" (Looks out the window and sees King Neptune and Princess Mindy arrive) Oooh! Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (swimming with SpongeBob and Patrick)

(The scene changes to guy on the boat and Hasselhoff keep swimming)

'''Guy:''' Whoa. (falls down on the water)

(The scene cut of Hasselhoff keep swimming toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs. Your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it!

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run!

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob! (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See ya.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' '''NOW!!!''' (She gets on the elevator and press the floor button. Neptune closes the elevator)

'''Mindy:''' (gasps) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to Bikini Bottom===
(Back above the ocean, Hasselhoff swim to [[Bikini Atoll]])

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stand up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''10 seconds to liftoff, 9, 8...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:Help!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) Help!

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) Help me!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!!!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched in the ocean and back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and jump with excitement)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (gets out of the elevator) SpongeBob, Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only three words) All hail Plankton.

'''Mindy, Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAHHHHHHHH! (The slaves burst into the Krusty Krab 2)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for SpongeBob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager, this is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===
'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Pirates:''' (groans)

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Parrot:''' Squawk.

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay.

(Everyone leaves the theater)

'''Pirate:''' Sorry about that.

(The usher sweeps up the popcorn, humming and the Paramount Pictures logo appears and then fades out)

Episode Transcript: The Clash of Triton

2016-06-13T19:17:23Z

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[King Neptune is seen lying in bed]
Amphitrite: Oh, Neptune, surely this isn't the behavior befitting a king, hiding in bed for days on end, doing nothing but watching daytime television. [turns off TV]
Neptune: Wait! Rochelle was just about to meet her biological parents!
Amphitrite: Is this about turning 5,000 today?
Neptune: No. Oh, my darling Amphitrite, it is not my age that troubles me so. It's that our son, Triton, will not be able to share in my revelry.
Amphitrite: Let's forget about Triton for just one day. It's your 5,000th birthday, for shell's sake.
Neptune: [sighs] Ok. So long as there's no one careless enough to mention Triton.
[cuts to the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob: Order up Squidward! [gives Squidward a Krabby Patty using his nose] I'll bet you're wondering why I'm not using my hands today.
Squidward: [takes Krabby Patty] Not in the least, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: OK, OK, I'll tell you.
Squidward: [walks up to table with strange looking fish] Your order, ma'am.
[the strange fish is really SpongeBob in a costume]
SpongeBob: I'm not using my hands because today is "Work Without Your Hands Day". [jumps out of costume] You should give it a whirl, buddy. [enters the kitchen and hears phone ring. Picks up phone with his foot.] Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking. Just a minute please. Mr. Krabs, it's a Queen Amphitrite. She wants to have King Neptune's birthday party here.
Mr. Krabs: [sarcastically] Oh she does, does she? I'll handle this, laddie. [takes phone from SpongeBob] Yes, Queen Amphitrite. [pauses to listen to Queen Amphitrite] Very convincing, but you're gonna have to call pretty early to fool ol' Eugene Krabs, PRANKSTER! [blocks phone with claw]. They think I was born yesterday. Aye-aye-aye.[Queen Amphitrite breaks through the roof and zaps Mr. Krabs] Does 7:00 work for you, your majesty? [Turns to SpongeBob] Oil up yer spatula boy, for tonight you fry for a king.
SpongeBob: So much for "Work Without Your Hands Day," SquarePants. You answer to a higher calling this day. I have the capability! [Raises up spatula and light flashes on spatula. Then SpongeBob turns to Patrick who is standing in the corner] OK, that's enough Patrick, thank you.
[Reveals Patrick with a flash light and a wobble board]
[Outside the kitchen, the decorations and gifts are all set for King Neptune's birthday]
Mr. Krabs: You two really outdid yourselves. It almost makes me want to pay you. [chuckling] Oh, yeah. [passes pole with ribbons and two balloons] Looks like this area could use a few more decorations. Squidward!
Squidward: Now, what?
Mr. Krabs: The decorations over here look a little sparse. Why don't you hang up a few balloons or something? [walks away]
[Squidward stands motionless]
Mr. Krabs: [walks back] Oh, that's better. Looks lovely, Squidward. Excellent work. How goes it over here?
SpongeBob: All set, Mr. K. 5,000 patties, one for every year Neptune's been alive.
Mr. Krabs: 5,000 patties at $3.99 a pop? [babbles nonsensically due to how much money he'll get]
[Outside the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: Leave it to your old boss here to capitalize on such a momentous occasion. [rolls out red carpet]
Shubie: Wow! Why, you rolled out the red carpet!
Mr. Krabs: This ain't for you, lad. This is for King Neptune. Today is his birthday.
Shubie: Oh, uh, wait, King Neptune is coming here? Oh, I am a huge fan of the royal family. I just love everything they do. Could we please, maybe, watch them eat, right here through the window, you know?
Mr. Krabs: Don't be ridiculous. Why in Neptune's name would I let you...[thought bubble of Mr. Krabs bangs him in between the eyes with a money gavel]
Mr. Krabs: [later on]See Neptune eat! Only five dollars! Only a few seats left!
[Fred gives him a five dollar bill]
Mr. Krabs: Thank you.
[Debbie gives him a five dollar bill]
Mr. Krabs: Thank you.
[Fish gives Mr. Krabs a twenty dollar bill]
Fish #19: You got change for a twenty?
Mr. Krabs: Nope, sorry. I guess that it's twenty dollars for for you then. Don't be shy folks. Seats are going fast.
[thunder is heard]
[fish gasp as a carrier holding King Neptune, Queen Amphitrite, and monsters assisting Neptune arrive at the Krusty Krab]
Neptune: Greetings, my obedient flock.
[the crowd cheers and talks]
Neptune: [to Amphitrite] You were right, honey. Hearing these mortals cheer for me has made me feel better already.
SpongeBob: Excuse me, Mr. Royal Sea Kingness, your table is this way,sir.
[inside the Krusty Krab]
Neptune: Oh, these seats are surprisingly comfortable for being longlord and primitive storage vessels.
Amphitrite: Oh, husband, I'm so glad to see that you're enjoying your birthday party.
Neptune: And I am glad that you are glad, dear.
Amphitrite: And I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad, my king.
Neptune: And I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad that you're glad...
Monsters: Alright already!
Neptune: And methinks I shall continue to enjoy us all as long as there's no mention of the name...
SpongeBob: Triton, Triton, Triton? Is there a Triton here? Is there anybody missing from this party that any of you guys can see?
Amphitrite: Nope, there's nobody missing, we're all here.
[Monsters from the Party start to get nervous]
SpongeBob: Oh, I was sure there's somebody..[sees an empty seat] Oh! Here it is right here. An empty seat.
Neptune: That's not an empty seat. My wife is sitting there.
SpongeBob: [laughs] No, not that chair, your Highness. That one, see? It even has its pretty name card that I made still on it.
Neptune: Oh no.
SpongeBob: T-R-I-T-O-N. You sure you don't know anyone named Triton? [Neptune sobs] Should I put it down yes or no?
Amphitrite: Triton is our son. But as you can see, the king doesn't want to talk about it right now.
Neptune: Thank you, my darling. I'd rather not share with this addled mortal the woeful story of our son, Triton. [all agree] But I suppose I could tell it. [all disagree] No, you're right, I won't tell it. [all breathe a sigh of relief,pulls out a projector] Instead, I'm going to show this movie I made about it. [all groan] Could someone please dim the lights? [lights are dimmed]
[The projector shows a flashback with King Neptune and Triton. Scene starts in King Neptune's palace]
Neptune: [narrating] It all started one day while giving Triton his smiting lessons.
[King Neptune uses his trident to zap a smaller version of Bikini Bottom. The city bursts into flames]
Neptune: That's how you strike fear into the hearts of your subjects! Now you try, son. Son?
Neptune: [narrating] Triton was increasingly fascinated with the miserable world of the lowly mortals.
[Young Triton is seen watching a baseball game from the edge of the palace]
Triton: Dad, when are you going to teach me the ball and stick game?
Neptune: Never. Now take hold of your trident and practice your smiting, son.
Triton: I don't feel like smiting. I wanna play the ball and stick game.
Neptune: OK, son, you want to learn the stick and ball game? Well here's your first lesson. Batter up. [The trident zaps one of the stadium's lights. Everyone in the baseball field starts screaming] It looks like I just hit a single. Let's see if you can get a home run, son.
Triton: Leave me alone, Dad. [swims back home]
Neptune: [narrating] What was happening to my own flesh and blood? Over the next few millennia, my son grew not only in size, but in perplexing behavior.
[A explosion is heard from Triton's door, and green smoke seeps out. Neptune opens it and sees Triton with beakers of chemicals]
Neptune: What is going on in here?
Triton: Hey, Dad, check it out! I'm studying chemistry, and I've just created a cure for all mortal diseases!
Neptune: [pushes all the beakers out of the table angrily, then grabs Triton by his arms] How many times do I have to tell you? We are gods! We don't have diseases, nor do we care whether or not the mortals contract them!
Triton: Gosh! [moves away]
Neptune: [to the camera] Try as I might, it was becoming increasingly apparent that we would not agree on the ways of the world. I knew I had no choice. There was only one last resort. [shows video of girls dancing on a beach] No, not that one! The Island in the Sky.
Triton: Isn't that island a miniature golf course?
Neptune: No! The one on the other side of the river
Triton: You mean the juvenile correction facility? But that place is for losers, man.
Neptune: Uh-huh.
[One the island in the sky]
Triton: Okay, I'm standing in here. Now what? [Neptune locks Triton up in a cage] What are you doing? This is bogus!
Neptune: I'm sealing you inside this magical shrinking cage until you learn to embrace your destiny as one of the gods!
[Neptune zaps the cage]
Triton: NOOOOOOOOO!
[cage only shrinks a little]
Triton: You call that shrinking?
Neptune: Well, it only shrinks 7%.
Triton: Man, that is just beyond bogus.
Neptune: Perhaps in your eyes, it is beyond bogus, but it is the only way you'll learn. [Pulls rope to hang the cage up a tree] Reflect on this for 10,000 years.
Triton: You can't do this, man! I've got a life to live. I can't be stuck in this cage, man! [Neptune leaves the island] God. I hate you, old man, you hear me? I hate you! [echoes]
[flashback ends]
Neptune: And that's that.
[everyone inside the Krusty Krab is sleeping]
Mr. Krabs: Huh? Okay, who's ready for a piping hot Krabby Patty? Would you like the first one, your highness?
Neptune: Recounting this sad tale has upset me so much, I've lost my appetite. [sobs]
Amphitrite: Take those sandwiches away! Can't you see the king is upset? [turns to Neptune] It's okay, let it out.
[cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab]
Male fish: This is a rip-off! I paid to watch high-class royal dining action, not listen to a boring sob story.
Monica: Ooh, looks like things may be picking up! Royal violence!
Amphitrite: Why have you not obeyed me, mortal? Be gone!
Mr. Krabs: So who's going to pay for these, then?
[Amphitrite zaps Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: Oh! If Neptune doesn't cheer up soon, me business is ruined.
SpongeBob: Oh no. This is all my fault because I mentioned [whispers] Triton.
Squidward: Well, it wouldn't be the first time you've ruined everything, but the worst part is those 5,000 Krabby Patties that will end up going rotten in the hot sun.
SpongeBob: Stop, Squidward, please stop! Your descriptions are too horrifying for my delicate sensibilities.
Squidward: I do have a way with words.
Neptune: Oh, how I miss my son! [sobbing]
SpongeBob: Hey, that's it! I'll fix all this by reuniting Neptune with his son!
[scene cuts to island in the sky]
[bus appears with SpongeBob aboard. SpongeBob appears on the edge of the island as bus leaves]
SpongeBob: [waving] Thanks again, Mr. Bus Driver!
SpongeBob: [turning to island] Now, all I've got to do is find King Neptune's long-lost son.
[SpongeBob disappears into island]
[scene cuts back to Krusty Krab. Neptune is seen crying]
Mr. Krabs: Come on, Krabs! Think, think! [suddenly gets idea] Ooh! [turns to Squidward]
Squidward: Whatever it is, no.
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you're a man of culture.
Squidward: Go on.
Mr. Krabs: Well, these highfalutin' types, they might appreciate that, don't you think? Why don't you try and razzle-dazzle them with all your pizazz?
Squidward: Pizazz. Hold on to your hats and glasses, people, because Squidward the Fantabulous has arrived.
[scene cuts to the audience outside, then cuts back to Squidward with his clarinet]
Squidward: Thank you. Thank you. This next one, I wrote myself. I like to call it, 'Three Barnacles are a Crowd Unless They've Known Each Other for a Really Long Time.[clarinet music plays]
Frank: Things just got lame again.
Monica: Yeah, well, they better get un-lame real quick, or I'm asking for my money back.
[Mr. Krabs comes out, sticks a 'No Refunds' sign on the ground in front of the audience, and goes back inside]
Frank: No refunds!? Well, I guess we're stuck here, then.
[scene cuts to island in the sky. SpongeBob is seen sleeping]
[fingernail drops on SpongeBob's head. SpongeBob awakes.]
SpongeBob: What the—I had the strangest dream that I just got hit in the head with a tiny toenail clipping.
[another fingernail drops on SpongeBob's head]
SpongeBob: [looks down and picks up fingernail] Hey, I was right! It is a tiny toenail clipping.
[another fingernail drops on SpongeBob's head]
SpongeBob: [gasps] Another one! [sees rope] Plus some rope. [lowers cage with Triton inside]
[Triton is seen on the ground in the cage looking away]
Triton: Hey, man, what's the big idea?
SpongeBob: [doesn't know Triton was talking, nor does he see him] Who said that? Show yourself! I'm warning you. I know how to use these! [makes karate noises and karate moves]
Triton: [turns to SpongeBob] I'm down here, man!
[SpongeBob looks down and sees Triton]
SpongeBob: Oh, hello, little fella. Maybe you can help me. Because if I don't find Triton soon, Krabs is gonna be real upset, because he spent a lot of money on party decorations.
Triton: Party decorations? For what?
SpongeBob: For King Neptune's birthday!
Triton: So, it's my old man's birthday. Big deal.
SpongeBob: [gasps] You mean, you're King Neptune's son?
Triton: I am, but he doesn't seem to think so.
SpongeBob: Well, he sure seemed upset that you weren't at his birthday party.
Triton: Hah! That's a real good one, man. Real funny.
SpongeBob: [laughs a little] Well, thanks, but...
Triton: Do you think if that old goat really cared, he'd have me sealed up in this magical cage with nothing to do all day [holds up a pair of nail clippers] but trim my fingernails, man?
SpongeBob: You're right. It just doesn't make any sense.
Triton: You're telling me, man.
SpongeBob: I mean, gods shouldn't have to use nail clippers. They should be able to wear their fingernails to whatever length they want!
Triton: Man, you're just like all the rest. [turns away]
SpongeBob: Don't go.
[Triton ignores and starts trimming his fingernails]
[SpongeBob presses his face against the bars of the cage in front of Triton with a hideous look]
SpongeBob: What if there was a way to free you from this magical cage? Then, you could come to your father's birthday party and settle your differences!
Triton: May I ask you to brush your teeth first, dude. P.U!
SpongeBob: Sorry, I haven't had anything to drink in a couple of days, my throats a little dry.
Triton: [coughs] This cage is only so big man
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, I'll stop talking, I swear
Triton: Never mind, just undo the lock
SpongeBob: [looks at lock] boy this really does look complicated, oh I see, I'll just slide this square to the right, this one goes up, one other here and ohh wait, no, ahh, no squares [start circling his face and he screams] man that really is a tough nut to crack
Triton: That lock was forged by the gods, not any numbskull can open like a cheap bag of potato chips they found in the street.
SpongeBob: Cheap bag of potato choo wait a minute, which way to the nearest phone booth?
Triton: Theres one behind that rock over there, but I don't see why...
SpongeBob: [runs to phone booth and rings Patrick] Patrick?
Patrick: Hey, you'll never guess what I found on the street [SpongeBob talks on phone] yeah, I'll hurry [declines]
[the bus is seen again dropping Patrick off on the Island]
SpongeBob: Oh Patrick, you made it, this is the magical lock I was talking about, [holds up lock]
Patrick: Hmmm
SpongeBob: Yeah, I tried for hours and hours but I just can't get it to...
Patrick: [undoes the lock] Open!
SpongeBob: Wow, all ready, Patrick you know I'll never figure out how you do those so darn fast.
Patrick: I just peel the stickers of the squares and put them back on in the right spaces
SpongeBob: Amazing!
Triton: Say, now this silly old cage is open, why don't we pay my old man a visit. Hate to keep him waiting on his birthday. [Triton flies up and turns the cage into a sports car and hops in] you guys coming or what?
SpongeBob: Wow!
Patrick: Are you going to take us for a ride?
Triton: A ride, thats a great idea
[cuts to Triton driving the car fast whilst SpongeBob and Patrick are sleeping, Triton goes off-road and SpongeBob and Patrick wake up. Triton slams on the brakes]
Triton: You guys don't mind if pull over for a second?
SpongeBob: Sure Triton, what do you need to use, the bathroom.
Triton: No, to tell you I don't need you any more. [kicks SpongeBob and Patrick out and drives off]
Patrick: What an interesting man
[cuts to Neptune's party]
Mr. Krabs: Ready for a room temperature Krabby Patty yet?
Neptune: Nope
[Mr. Krabs sulks and hits into the cashier boat]
Squidward: Careful, this is made out of imported wood, imported all they way from the junk pile out the back.
Mr. Krabs: Neptune is inconsolable, if only there where something to distract him from his pain.
Squidward: The only thing that can usually do that is something that causes more pain.
Mr. Krabs: Great idea, go and play them another song.
[cuts to where Squidward is about to play his clarinet]
Neptune: [to Amphitrite] He's back
Amphitrite: Oh, how...nice?
Squidward: If pleases the king, I would like to preform a...
[Neptune starts clapping and Squidward gets ready and starts playing at the same time as a car horn is heard]
Squidward: What the?[looks at clarinet]
Neptune: Behold!
Mr. Krabs: [whispers to Squidward] What he say?
Squidward: I think he wants us to look at the O MY!
[Triton and his car smash through the window and the crowd cheers]
Frank: That was incredible!
Monica: Yeah, definitely worth the five bucks.
Neptune: Son?!
[Triton zaps everyone and locks them in a cage]
Neptune: Son, I demand to know the meaning of this impudent imprisonment.
Triton: Well it turns out you where right old man, being trapped in that cage all those years with nowhere to go but up here made me realize something, dabbling in the world of mere mortals is totally lame.
Neptune: And this is how you intend on showing it.
Triton: No man, this is how! [flies through the roof] Hahaha
Neptune: By flying through the roof?
Monica: That was Triton, Neptune's son!
Frank: I thought he was in reform school or something.
[the Bikini Bottomites cheer on Triton]
Purple Fish: Can I have an autograph?
Triton: Sure you can.
[Triton destroys all of Bikini Bottom and zaps his name on the ground]
Triton: Nothing can stop me! Hahaha
[SpongeBob and Patrick arrive at a destroyed Bikini Bottom]
SpongeBob: What's happened here?Hello, where is everybody?
Patrick: Do you think Triton was in that cage for a reason.
SpongeBob: [gasps] the Krusty Krab!
[cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab]
Patrick: It's still standing.
SpongeBob: But look, that mail hasn't been picked up today.[shows letters in front of the Krusty Krab]
Patrick: Right
SpongeBob: We better use the secret entrance.
[SpongeBob and Patrick appear in the stove]
SpongeBob: Be very very quiet
Patrick: Gotcha pall [throws stove top causing a chain reaction of loud noises] What?
[SpongeBob and Patrick look through the cabin window and see Triton eating the Krabby Patty's]
Mr. Krabs: Please! I'll be ruined!
Neptune: Don't worry Mr. Krabs, no one was going to pay for them anyway [this causes Mr. Krabs to cry]
SpongeBob: Oh, this is terrible
Patrick: Tell me about it, I never get free food here.
Neptune: Son, hear my words, I can understand if you want to keep me locked up in this cage and set me, but see it in your heart to release these others as they are innocent. Well, maybe not all of them [looks at the small purple guy]
Triton: Sorry old man, you lost me up in the hear in my words part.
Patrick: He's unstoppable.
SpongeBob: Only as long as King Neptune is locked up.
Patrick: You thinking what I'm thinking?
SpongeBob: Yeah, Triple Gooberry Sundays tonight after we free them.
Patrick: Ah no, but I like your idea better!
SpongeBob: Make ready the disguise.
[SpongeBob and Patrick hide in the stove and hop over to where Triton is]
Triton: [doesn't notice the stove] Hehe.
SpongeBob: Okay, now! [SpongeBob shuffle the stove next to the stage without Triton noticing them]
Neptune: Please, no more!
SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, unlock it before he sees us
Patrick: You got it[Patrick reaches for the lock] SpongeBob, scootch back a little. [to the purple guy] Excuse me
SpongeBob: Hurry up Patrick, he's getting bored
Patrick: Don't rush me! Okay got it!
[the cage disappears and everyone is freed]
Triton: Hehe, I was just kidding man[flies off. Looks back and thinks he's escaped until Neptune flies in front of him] No No, please, I-I-I never meant to...
Neptune: Son I have tried all my life to be gentle, but this time you have..[looks behind him and notices the destroyed Bikini Bottom] Are you responsible for all this destruction!?
Triton: Don't send me back to the cage man, I-I-I...
Neptune: The Cage! Why son you have just given me the best 5000th birthday present I ever received! You finally learnt to use your god powers. Now I know when my reign comes to a close, I'll have a worthy successor and that's all I could really hope for as a king[sobs] and as your father come here[they hug]
Triton: Aww dad, I love you man [light shines on them]
[Everyone cheers and whistles and celebrates]
Neptune: Now lets go home son [they enter the carriage]
Amphitrite: Too do loo
[everyone continues cheering. The carriage flies away]
Mr. Krabs: Neptune and friends wait! What about the party? What about me restaurant?
Neptune: [from the carriage] Ow, yes. Many thanks whoever you are. It was the best day I could of ever hoped for and it's all because of your little boy there. None of this would've happened if it wasn't for his actions![carriage disappears]
SpongeBob: Did you hear that, Neptune this was all because of me
Patrick: Well SpongeBob that's...
Sadie: Did you hear that, Neptune said it was all because of that guy!
[citizens with torches, pitchforks, splinters and other weapons form a mob with the damaged city in the background.]
Policeman: He did,did he!
Patrick: Ahh, SpongeBob
SpongeBob: Yes Patrick
Patrick: Do you think now's a good time to get those Triple Gooberry Sundays you where talking about?
SpongeBob: I think now would be an excellent time, yes.
[the episode ends with SpongeBob and Patrick screaming whilst getting chased by the angry mob]

Mindy

2016-06-12T02:49:42Z

71.120.218.243: /* Looks */

[[Image:200px-Mindy.JPG|thumb|right|Princess Mindy]]
'''Princess Mindy''' is [[King Neptune]]'s mermaid daughter, seen in [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].

In the movie, Mindy is [[King Neptune]]'s daughter. When [[King Neptune]] freezes [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], Mindy, due to her soft heart, tries to help [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] find [[King Neptune|the king]]'s crown so that he will let [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] live. She contacts [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] by a special connection. Mindy gives [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] a magical bag of winds to help them on their journey. She was voiced by [[Guest Stars|Scarlett Johansson]].

===Personality===
Mindy is usually portrayed as being very kind, as she helps [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] in their journey to [[Shell City]]. She detests her father a lot. Additionally, she is very attractive, seeing that Patrick is always dumbstruck by her beauty. She is the only one that believes in SpongeBob and Patrick, even if they are "just kids".

===Royalty Connection===
Mindy, since she is the daughter of King Neptune, is a princess. In [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]], she revealed that one day, she will be the queen of the sea. She knows the names of all the creatures in the sea, in preparation.

=== Looks ===
Mindy has light green skin, dark blue hair, big, black glasses, a light green tail, and two small, yellow hair bows. She wears a golden bracelet. She also wears a small, pink blouse with a red heart in the middle.

==Family==
*[[King Neptune]] (father)
*[[Queen Amphitrite]] (mother)
*[[Triton]] (brother)

==Story==
It is possible that she is Triton's little sister. If Mindy was in the episode, [[The Clash of Triton]], she would've missed her brother as much as her father. Also, she would've wanted Neptune to accept Triton for who he is and might have helped SpongeBob release him. She also might convince Triton that their father misunderstood him. But it could be possible that she was born later, as the movie takes place 31 years, 2 months after the pilot.

==Allies==
*SpongeBob

*Patrick

*Sandy (possibly)

*Triton (maybe)

*Sea Horses

*Royal Crown Polisher

*Amphitrite (if she was seen with her)

*Neptune

*Mr. Krabs

 
{{Movie}}

[[Category:Character]]
[[Category:Royalty]]
[[de:Prinzessin Mindy]]
[[es:Princesa Mindy]]

Episode Transcript: No Hat for Pat

2016-06-08T22:31:59Z

71.120.218.243: /* Dialogue */

{{Transcript|No Hat for Pat|Overbooked|Toy Store of Doom}}

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] (The Falling Fool)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)]]
*[[Fred]] (Blue version)
*[[The Pink Fish]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Tourists]]

==Dialogue==
[SpongeBob trying to open the door, but Patrick is sleeping outside and blocking his door. SpongeBob tries to push the door, he opens the door slightly, looks at Patrick]
SpongeBob: Patrick!
[SpongeBob closes the door, Patrick's head falls down, which makes Patrick wake up]
SpongeBob: What are you doing out here, silly?
Patrick: I'm waiting for you, so we can play the day away. [grumbles] Barnacles! You're wearing that dumb hat, again! Every time you wear that stupid thing, you're gone for the whole day!
SpongeBob: That's because this is my work hat, Patrick. I have to wear it when I go to work.
Patrick: Why don't you just take it off?
SpongeBob: [laughs] I'm afraid it doesn't work that way, buddy.
Patrick: Ugh! I hate that hat! [Patrick throws SpongeBob's hat, but it flies back onto SpongeBob's head] Fine, have it your way, hat! [Squidward walks out] Hmph. Looks like Squidward has time to play. Hey, Squidward!
Squidward: What? [puts on hat]
Patrick: Oh no! He's got the hat, too!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick. I'll be back from work at six. We can play then.
Patrick: I'll show you, SpongeBob! I'll get a job and a hat!
[Cuts to the Krusty Krab, where a kid is adding ketchup to his fries]
Mr. Krabs: Whoa, whoa, that's enough, lad. What do ya think, I'm made of ketchup? Now run along, boy. [Notices a group of tourists] That sounds like... a band of roaming tourists. [Runs out of the Krusty Krab] Wait, come back! Don't ya wanna give me your money?! They're a slippery bunch. What do I have to do to catch 'em, stand around out here all day? [Notices Patrick] What are you doing there, Patrick?
Patrick: Standin' around out here all day.
[Mr. Krabs gets an idea]
Mr. Krabs: How would you like a job, Patrick?
Patrick: Oh boy, gimme my hat!
Mr. Krabs: You'll get your hat, but first you have to entice people into the restaurant by standin' right here and holdin' this sign. [Mr. Krabs hands Patrick an arrow-shaped sign saying "The Krusty Krab"] That's not to tough for ya, is it boy?
Patrick: Sounds complicated, but if it gets me a work hat. [Holds up the sign] How's this?
Mr. Krabs: Perfect. You'll be wearin' that hat in no time at all. [From inside the Krusty Krab] Hee hee hee.
SpongeBob: What's shakin' Mr. K?
Mr. Krabs: You're buddy Patrick. I hired him to stand out there and hold that sign.
SpongeBob: Oh, he is good.
Mr. Krabs: And look. He's about reel in his first customer.
Harold: Can you direct me to the Krusty Krab please? [Patrick holds the sign so it's pointing at the Chum Bucket. Harold runs into the Chum Bucket.]
Mr. Krabs: What does he think he's doing?! [Multiple fish walk past Patrick] They're walkin' right past him. [Runs outside to Patrick] Patrick, you need to get their attention, boy.
Patrick: Okay. [Hits a fish in the head with the sign]
Mr. Krabs: That ain't the kind of attention we need! Why don't you show a little razzle-dazzle, maybe give the sign a little twirl or something. [Spins the sign, causing it to fly out of Patrick's hands. Hands the sign back to Patrick] Just keep workin' on that one, eh boy? Listen, if any tourists come by, why don't you blow them away with a little extra twirl.
Patrick: Any thing for my new hat.
[Patrick sees tourists approaching, so he spins the sign very fast, causing the tourists and Mr. Krabs to be blown away]
Patrick: Do I get my hat, now Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Ehhh... what the heck. It pays to advertise. [Gives Patrick a Krusty Krab hat]
Patrick: Yeah! Wheeee! [Then Patrick falls on his face, gets back up and falls down again]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the matter with Patrick?
SpongeBob: Patrick, what's the matter?
Patrick: Sometimes when I'm nervous, I forget how to stand!
SpongeBob: He's nervous.
Blue Fish: Ha ha! Look at that guy! He can't even stand on his own two feet!
Pink Fish: Now that's something I'd pay for to watch!
[Mr. Krabs looks at them, then neck stretches out over to them]
Mr. Krabs: You mean, CASH money?!
Pink Fish: Well, heck, yeah!
Mr. Krabs: Five bucks.
[Bubble transition. Patrick falls and everybody is laughing and cheering]
Squidward: It's official. [everyone is still laughing] I hate everyone. [Patrick falls into the kitchen] You call that entertainment? Brace yourself for true entertainment! [plays on clarinet]
SpongeBob: Patrick, you alright?
Patrick: I'm fine.
Pink Fish: Oh, that horrible noise! [customers begin to leave]
Mr. Krabs: What do you think you're doing, Squidward?
Squidward: I'm entertaining those heathens.
Mr. Krabs: We've got all the entertainment we need, thank you very much! [points to Patrick, but he's not there] Hey, where'd he go?
SpongeBob: [guiding Patrick, who has tissue in his nose] That's buddy. Come on.
Mr. Krabs: What's with him?
SpongeBob: Patrick had a bloody nose, so I was going to walk him home.
Mr. Krabs: A bloody nose, eh? Do ya think I was born yesterday, boy? He doesn't even have a nose. Now everybody, get back to work! I'm Not Working Running A Happy Factory Here [SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick get back into there positions. to Patrick] keep up the good work!
Patrick: Aye, aye, captain!
Narrator: Six hours later.
[Patrick is still falling and three customers are watching as Billy passes by]
Billy: Hey, is that guy still flopping?
Customer: Yeah! Amazing isn't it?
Billy: Doesn't that get old?
Customer: He's got a point. Let's get out of here.
Billy: Me too, i'm out. [everyone's leaving]
Mr Krabs: Hey! What's going on?
Harold: This guy's act is stale! We crave excitement!
Mr. Krabs: You want excitement? Well, what if I added a box? [puts Patrick on a box and he falls from it]
Billy: Sort of the same thing, really.
Mr. Krabs: Well, what if he fell from two boxes...? [adds another box, but the customers are still bored] ...into cream pie? [puts creme pie in place]
Patrick: I like pie.
Billy: Say, that sounds great! [crowd becomes excited]
Mr. Krabs: Okay, let er rip! [Patrick falls headfirst into the pie. to Squidward] If the crowd gets bored, add more boxes!
Squidward: Whatever.
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick... How are you feeling after your first day on the job?
Patrick: [appearance morbidly disheveled] I feel like a million BUCKS... [falls over]
SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick, are you all right? Say something! [Patrick mumbles incoherently] OK, that's it! No best friend of mine is going to suffer permanent brain trauma just so Mr Krabs can make a quick buck. I'm going to go have a talk with him right -
Patrick: [Grabs SpongeBob] No! P-please, don't tell Mr Krabs! You don't understand. For years people have been telling me, “You're no good!” Now I'm good! I have a hat to prove it! I don't wanna go back to being No Hat Patrick! [He cries]
SpongeBob: OK, buddy, I understand. Just promise me one thing.
Patrick: What's that, pal?
SpongeBob: Just be careful, hm?
Patrick: [Hugs him] Thanks pal.
[Cut to SpongeBob walking to work]
SpongeBob: I'm worried about Patrick. I'm not sure his new job is good for him. [Enters the Krusty Krabs, where Mr Krabs is dressed in a suit and speaking through a megaphone]
Mr. Krabs: SEE THE PART TIME MINIMUM WAGE EMPLOYEE FALL ATOP THIS TOWER INTO THIS BUCKET OF SPINY SEA URCHINS!
Sandals: This should be good.
SpongeBob: PATRICK!
Patrick: [Being hauled to top of the platform] Hey SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Mr Krabs, you can't let him do this, he might get hurt!
Mr. Krabs: It's OK, boy, he signed a waiver. [Shows it to him] Is he ready, Mr Squidward?
Squidward: Ready!
Mr. Krabs: OK! Get back, boy, you wouldn’t want to stain your uniform.
Patrick: Hey, good idea. Hey, Squidward, could you hold me hat so it won't get hurt? [gives hat to Squidward] Thanks buddy.
Mr. Krabs: Ready, Patrick?
Patrick: Ready! [Prepares to dive from the platform]
SpongeBob: Oh, I can't watch! [cries] Achoo! [has yellow slime Harold's fin]
Harold: Hey, ew!
[tries to fall several times, fails]
Mr. Krabs: Come on, Patrick! We've got a perfectly good bucket of spiny sea urchins down here!
Patrick: I'm trying!
[tries to fall several times, fails again]
Patrick: Argh, I think I'm stuck!
Mr. Krabs: Stuck? Well if that don't … [Mumbles angrily and climbs a ladder to the platform] What's the hold up, Mr Squidward?
Squidward: Don't look at me, I'm just here to hold his hat.
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, why have you stopped falling?
Patrick: I dunno, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Well you'd better figure it out. These people paid good money for a floor show full of pain and humiliation. Now make with the cods-wallop, pal, understand?
Patrick: Uh huh.
Mr. Krabs: Don't make me come back here.
Patrick: Hey, Squidward, d'you think you could, uh, you know … [Mimes pushing]
Squidward: You want me to push you off your precarious perch into a bucket of spiny sea urchins? Oh, if only you were SpongeBob. OK, I'll do it! [He charges at Patrick but misses and falls]
Patrick: Thanks, Squidward! Oh, my hat. Gotcha! All right, back where you beloooong, aaaah! [Grabs hat puts it on and falls].
Harold: Great, we get to see two for the price of one!
Mr. Krabs: I don't think so.
Harold: Fine. [Pays Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: Thank you.
Patrick: Look, Squidward, I'm falling!
Squidward: Oh, I'm so happy for you!
Patrick: I figured it out; it's the hat that makes me fall, it makes me top heavy!
[They crash into the urchin bucket]
SpongeBob: So it was your hat that was making you fall the whole time!
Nat: I paid to see two guys get maimed.
Harold: Yeah, I want a refund.
Mr. Krabs: Sorry, absolutely no refunds. [customers grumble] Hold on there, what's the big idea? [Customers tear up his clothes and money flies in the air] Grandma, help! [he is in his underwear] All right, you leave me no choice.
Patrick: You're giving me a raise.
Mr. Krabs: Not even close, you're fired. As long as I'm still standing, you will never wear this hat again!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you OK?
Patrick: Well, I guess it's back to being to no hat pat! [cries]
Narrator: Epilogue.
SpongeBob: [Walking home with Patrick] It's OK, Patrick, not everyone is equipped to bear the awesome weight of responsibility that a uniform hat represents. But you can wear mine any time you want.
Patrick: Really?
SpongeBob: Sure thing, pal.
[gives Patrick his hat]
Patrick: [He puts it on and falls over and falls] Thanks, SpongeBob! You're the best!
SpongeBob: Anytime, pal! Anytime!

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

2016-06-08T20:03:44Z

71.120.218.243: /* Chapter 40:End of the stalling */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Huh?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''Cyclops:''' ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34: Cyclops holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, Including Mr Puff, The spanish band, the sea horses and three of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish three Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries===

(The scene back at the Bikini Bottom as the scene Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14th? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The Day That Krabs Fries!" (Looks out the window and sees King Neptune and Princess Mindy arrive) Oooh! Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (swimming with SpongeBob and Patrick)

(The scene changes to guy on the boat and Hasselhoff keep swimming)

'''Guy:''' Whoa. (falls down on the water)

(The scene cut of Hasselhoff keep swimming toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs. Your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it!

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run!

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob! (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See ya.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' '''NOW!!!''' (She gets on the elevator and press the floor button. Neptune closes the elevator)

'''Mindy:''' (gasps) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to Bikini Bottom===
(Back above the ocean, Hasselhoff swim to [[Bikini Atoll]])

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stand up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''10 seconds to liftoff, 9, 8...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:Help!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) Help!

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) Help me!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!!!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched in the ocean and back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and jump with excitement)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (gets out of the elevator) SpongeBob, Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for SpongeBob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager, this is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===
'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Pirates:''' (groans)

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Parrot:''' Squawk.

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay.

(Everyone leaves the theater)

'''Pirate:''' Sorry about that.

(The usher sweeps up the popcorn, humming and the Paramount Pictures logo appears and then fades out)

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

2016-06-08T20:02:02Z

71.120.218.243: /* Chapter 16: Briefing */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again, loudly) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's eight in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! Wahhhhhhhh!

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' Wahhhhhhh! Prepare to burn, Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook. Ask anyone. They'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ooh, the pants are on fire! The underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald (2x)

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! (4x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you! (he turns King Neptune into a turtle)

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then... (he turns into a tiger) I'LL HAVE TO FRY YOU BOTH! (he turns back into King Neptune)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (she Holds Spongebob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! (6x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!

'''King Neptune:''' Eight!

'''Patrick:''' Seven!

'''King Neptune:''' Six!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's pretty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, how did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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Episode Transcript: No Hat for Pat

2016-06-05T13:42:39Z

71.120.218.243: /* Dialogue */

{{Transcript|No Hat for Pat|Overbooked|Toy Store of Doom}}

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] (The Falling Fool)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)]]
*[[Fred]] (Blue version)
*[[The Pink Fish]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Tourists]]

==Dialogue==
[SpongeBob trying to open the door, but Patrick is sleeping outside and blocking his door. SpongeBob tries to push the door, he opens the door slightly, looks at Patrick]
SpongeBob: Patrick!
[SpongeBob closes the door, Patrick's head falls down, which makes Patrick wake up]
SpongeBob: What are you doing out here, silly?
Patrick: I'm waiting for you, so we can play the day away. [grumbles] Barnacles! You're wearing that dumb hat, again! Every time you wear that stupid thing, you're gone for the whole day!
SpongeBob: That's because this is my work hat, Patrick. I have to wear it when I go to work.
Patrick: Why don't you just take it off?
SpongeBob: [laughs] I'm afraid it doesn't work that way, buddy.
Patrick: Ugh! I hate that hat! [Patrick throws SpongeBob's hat, but it flies back onto SpongeBob's head] Fine, have it your way, hat! [Squidward walks out] Hmph. Looks like Squidward has time to play. Hey, Squidward!
Squidward: What? [puts on hat]
Patrick: Oh no! He's got the hat, too!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick. I'll be back from work at six. We can play then.
Patrick: I'll show you, SpongeBob! I'll get a job and a hat!
[Cuts to the Krusty Krab, where a kid is adding ketchup to his fries]
Mr. Krabs: Whoa, whoa, that's enough, lad. What do ya think, I'm made of ketchup? Now run along, boy. [Notices a group of tourists] That sounds like... a band of roaming tourists. [Runs out of the Krusty Krab] Wait, come back! Don't ya wanna give me your money?! They're a slippery bunch. What do I have to do to catch 'em, stand around out here all day? [Notices Patrick] What are you doing there, Patrick?
Patrick: Standin' around out here all day.
[Mr. Krabs gets an idea]
Mr. Krabs: How would you like a job, Patrick?
Patrick: Oh boy, gimme my hat!
Mr. Krabs: You'll get your hat, but first you have to entice people into the restaurant by standin' right here and holdin' this sign. [Mr. Krabs hands Patrick an arrow-shaped sign saying "The Krusty Krab"] That's not to tough for ya, is it boy?
Patrick: Sounds complicated, but if it gets me a work hat. [Holds up the sign] How's this?
Mr. Krabs: Perfect. You'll be wearin' that hat in no time at all. [From inside the Krusty Krab] Hee hee hee.
SpongeBob: What's shakin' Mr. K?
Mr. Krabs: You're buddy Patrick. I hired him to stand out there and hold that sign.
SpongeBob: Oh, he is good.
Mr. Krabs: And look. He's about reel in his first customer.
Harold: Can you direct me to the Krusty Krab please? [Patrick holds the sign so it's pointing at the Chum Bucket. Harold runs into the Chum Bucket.]
Mr. Krabs: What does he think he's doing?! [Multiple fish walk past Patrick] They're walkin' right past him. [Runs outside to Patrick] Patrick, you need to get their attention, boy.
Patrick: Okay. [Hits a fish in the head with the sign]
Mr. Krabs: That ain't the kind of attention we need! Why don't you show a little razzle-dazzle, maybe give the sign a little twirl or something. [Spins the sign, causing it to fly out of Patrick's hands. Hands the sign back to Patrick] Just keep workin' on that one, eh boy? Listen, if any tourists come by, why don't you blow them away with a little extra twirl.
Patrick: Any thing for my new hat.
[Patrick sees tourists approaching, so he spins the sign very fast, causing the tourists and Mr. Krabs to be blown away]
Patrick: Do I get my hat, now Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Ehhh... what the heck. It pays to advertise. [Gives Patrick a Krusty Krab hat]
Patrick: Yeah! Wheeee! [Then Patrick falls on his face, gets back up and falls down again]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the matter with Patrick?
SpongeBob: Patrick, what's the matter?
Patrick: Sometimes when I'm nervous, I forget how to stand!
SpongeBob: He's nervous.
Blue Fish: Ha ha! Look at that guy! He can't even stand on his own two feet!
Pink Fish: Now that's something I'd pay for to watch!
[Mr. Krabs looks at them, then neck stretches out over to them]
Mr. Krabs: You mean, CASH money?!
Pink Fish: Well, heck, yeah!
Mr. Krabs: Five bucks.
[Bubble transition. Patrick falls and everybody is laughing and cheering]
Squidward: It's official. [everyone is still laughing] I hate everyone. [Patrick falls into the kitchen] You call that entertainment? Brace yourself for true entertainment! [plays on clarinet]
SpongeBob: Patrick, you alright?
Patrick: I'm fine.
Pink Fish: Oh, that horrible noise! [customers begin to leave]
Mr. Krabs: What do you think you're doing, Squidward?
Squidward: I'm entertaining those heathens.
Mr. Krabs: We've got all the entertainment we need, thank you very much! [points to Patrick, but he's not there] Hey, where'd he go?
SpongeBob: [guiding Patrick, who has tissue in his nose] That's buddy. Come on.
Mr. Krabs: What's with him?
SpongeBob: Patrick had a bloody nose, so I was going to walk him home.
Mr. Krabs: A bloody nose, eh? Do ya think I was born yesterday, boy? He doesn't even have a nose. Now everybody, get back to work! I'm Not Working Running A Happy Factory Here [SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick get back into there positions. to Patrick] keep up the good work!
Patrick: Aye, aye, captain!
Narrator: Six hours later.
[Patrick is still falling and three customers are watching as Billy passes by]
Billy: Hey, is that guy still flopping?
Customer: Yeah! Amazing isn't it?
Billy: Doesn't that get old?
Customer: He's got a point. Let's get out of here.
Billy: Me too, i'm out. [everyone's leaving]
Mr Krabs: Hey! What's going on?
Harold: This guy's act is stale! We crave excitement!
Mr. Krabs: You want excitement? Well, what if I added a box? [puts Patrick on a box and he falls from it]
Billy: Sort of the same thing, really.
Mr. Krabs: Well, what if he fell from two boxes...? [adds another box, but the customers are still bored] ...into cream pie? [puts creme pie in place]
Patrick: I like pie.
Billy: Say, that sounds great! [crowd becomes excited]
Mr. Krabs: Okay, let er rip! [Patrick falls headfirst into the pie. to Squidward] If the crowd gets bored, add more boxes!
Squidward: Whatever.
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick... How are you feeling after your first day on the job?
Patrick: [appearance morbidly disheveled] I feel like a million BUCKS... [falls over]
SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick, are you all right? Say something! [Patrick mumbles incoherently] OK, that's it! No best friend of mine is going to suffer permanent brain trauma just so Mr Krabs can make a quick buck. I'm going to go have a talk with him right -
Patrick: [Grabs SpongeBob] No! P-please, don't tell Mr Krabs! You don't understand. For years people have been telling me, “You're no good!” Now I'm good! I have a hat to prove it! I don't wanna go back to being No Hat Patrick! [He cries]
SpongeBob: OK, buddy, I understand. Just promise me one thing.
Patrick: What's that, pal?
SpongeBob: Just be careful, hm?
Patrick: [Hugs him] Thanks pal.
[Cut to SpongeBob walking to work]
SpongeBob: I'm worried about Patrick. I'm not sure his new job is good for him. [Enters the Krusty Krabs, where Mr Krabs is dressed in a suit and speaking through a megaphone]
Mr. Krabs: SEE THE PART TIME MINIMUM WAGE EMPLOYEE FALL ATOP THIS TOWER INTO THIS BUCKET OF SPINY SEA URCHINS!
Sandals: This should be good.
SpongeBob: PATRICK!
Patrick: [Being hauled to top of the platform] Hey SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Mr Krabs, you can't let him do this, he might get hurt!
Mr. Krabs: It's OK, boy, he signed a waiver. [Shows it to him] Is he ready, Mr Squidward?
Squidward: Ready!
Mr. Krabs: OK! Get back, boy, you wouldn’t want to stain your uniform.
Patrick: Hey, good idea. Hey, Squidward, could you hold me hat so it won't get hurt? [gives hat to Squidward] Thanks buddy.
Mr. Krabs: Ready, Patrick?
Patrick: Ready! [Prepares to dive from the platform]
SpongeBob: Oh, I can't watch! [cries] Achoo! [has yellow slime Harold's fin]
Harold: Hey, ew!
[tries to fall several times, fails]
Mr. Krabs: Come on, Patrick! We've got a perfectly good bucket of spiny sea urchins down here!
Patrick: I'm trying!
[tries to fall several times, fails again]
Patrick: Argh, I think I'm stuck!
Mr. Krabs: Stuck? Well if that don't … [Mumbles angrily and climbs a ladder to the platform] What's the hold up, Mr Squidward?
Squidward: Don't look at me, I'm just here to hold his hat.
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, why have you stopped falling?
Patrick: I dunno, Mr Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Well you'd better figure it out. These people paid good money for a floor show full of pain and humiliation. Now make with the cods-wallop, pal, understand?
Patrick: Uh huh.
Mr. Krabs: Don't make me come back here.
Patrick: Hey, Squidward, d'you think you could, uh, you know … [Mimes pushing]
Squidward: You want me to push you off your precarious perch into a bucket of spiny sea urchins? Oh, if only you were SpongeBob. OK, I'll do it! [He charges at Patrick but misses and falls]
Patrick: Thanks, Squidward! Oh, my hat. Gotcha! All right, back where you beloooong, aaaah! [Grabs hat puts it on and falls].
Harold: Great, we get to see two for the price of one!
Mr. Krabs: I don't think so.
Harold: Fine. [Pays Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: Thank you.
Patrick: Look, Squidward, I'm falling!
Squidward: Oh, I'm so happy for you!
Patrick: I figured it out; it's the hat that makes me fall, it makes me top heavy!
[They crash into the urchin bucket]
SpongeBob: So it was your hat that was making you fall the whole time!
Nat: I paid to see two guys get maimed.
Harold: Yeah, I want a refund.
Mr. Krabs: Sorry, absolutely no refunds. [customers grumble] Hold on there, what's the big idea? [Customers tear up his clothes and money flies in the air] Grandma, help! [he is in his underwear] All right, you leave me no choice.
Patrick: You're giving me a raise.
Mr. Krabs: Not even close, you're fired. As long as I'm still standing, you will never wear this hat again!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you OK?
Patrick: Well, I guess it's back to being to no hat pat! [cries]
Narrator: Epilogue.
SpongeBob: [Walking home with Patrick] It's OK, Patrick, not everyone is equipped to bear the awesome weight of responsibility that a uniform hat represents. But you can wear mine any time you want.
Patrick: Really?
SpongeBob: Sure thing, pal.
[gives Patrick his hat]
Patrick: [He puts it on and falls over and falls] Thanks, SpongeBob! You're the best!
SpongeBob: Anytime, pal! Anytime!

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

2016-06-05T03:27:59Z

71.120.218.243:

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again, loudly) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's eight in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! Wahhhhhhhh!

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' Wahhhhhhh! Prepare to burn, Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook. Ask anyone. They'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ooh, the pants are on fire! The underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald (2x)

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! (4x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you! (he turns King Neptune into a turtle)

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then... (he turns into a tiger) I'LL HAVE TO FRY YOU BOTH! (he turns back into King Neptune)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (she Holds Spongebob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! (6x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!

'''King Neptune:''' Eight!

'''Patrick:''' Seven!

'''King Neptune:''' Six!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere. And what's worse? There's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, how did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

2016-06-02T20:51:50Z

71.120.218.243: /* Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? */

'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again, loudly) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's eight in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! Wahhhhhhhh!

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' Wahhhhhhh! Prepare to burn, Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune, please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook, ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' The pants are on fire! The underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald (2x)

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! (4x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you! (he turns King Neptune into a turtle)

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then... (he turns into a tiger) I'LL HAVE TO FRY YOU BOTH! (he turns back into King Neptune)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (she Holds Spongebob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! (6x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!

'''King Neptune:''' Eight!

'''Patrick:''' Seven!

'''King Neptune:''' Six!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere. And what's worse? There's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, how did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Huh?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''Cyclops:''' ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34: Cyclops holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, Including Mr Puff, The spanish band, the sea horses and three of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish three Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries===

(The scene back at the Bikini Bottom as the scene Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14th? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The Day That Krabs Fries!" (Looks out the window and sees King Neptune and Princess Mindy arrive) Oooh! Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (swimming with SpongeBob and Patrick)

(The scene changes to guy on the boat and Hasselhoff keep swimming)

'''Guy:''' Whoa. (falls down on the water)

(The scene cut of Hasselhoff keep swimming toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs. Your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it!

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run!

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob! (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See ya.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! You had to wait in a carriage until the execution is done!!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' '''NOW!!!''' (She gets on the elevator and press the floor button. Neptune closes the elevator)

'''Mindy:''' (gasps) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to Bikini Bottom===
(Back above the ocean, Hasselhoff swim to [[Bikini Atoll]])

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stand up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''10 seconds to liftoff, 9, 8...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:Help!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) Help!

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...six, five...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) Help me!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...three, two...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!!!

'''Announcer:''' ''... one.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched in the ocean and back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and jump with excitement)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (gets out of the elevator) SpongeBob, Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for SpongeBob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager, this is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===
'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Pirates:''' (groans)

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Parrot:''' Squawk.

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay.

(Everyone leaves the theater)

'''Pirate:''' Sorry about that.

(The usher sweeps up the popcorn, humming and the Paramount Pictures logo appears and then fades out)

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 33:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Huh?

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''Cyclops:''' ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 34: Cyclops holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, Including Mr Puff, The spanish band, the sea horses and three of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish three Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and SpongeBob and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry!

'''SpongeBob:''' Please, bag.

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 35:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (first lines) I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs heartily)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''Patrick:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 36:The Day That Krabs Fries===

(The scene back at the Bikini Bottom as the scene Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Peep:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14th? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The Day That Krabs Fries!" (Looks out the window and sees King Neptune and Princess Mindy arrive) Oooh! Guess who's here.

===Chapter 37:Return of the Angry Assassin===

(Above the ocean)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' (swimming with SpongeBob and Patrick)

(The scene changes to guy on the boat and Hasselhoff keep swimming)

'''Guy:''' Whoa. (falls down on the water)

(The scene cut of Hasselhoff keep swimming toward Bikini Bottom)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (The diver's boot emerges from the ocean)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot stops behind Hasselhoff’s foot. From the bottom, Dennis emerges, his sunglasses broken) Ah! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 38:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs. Your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it!

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... (muttering) What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 39:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run!

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally stabs Hasselhoff in the butt with.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Ooh. Take it easy back there, fellas.

(SpongeBob tries to keep from getting stabbed)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!!!!!!! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (Dennis swipes the dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob! (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Dennis threatens to squish them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it! I'm through messing around! See you later, fools! (sees the boat) Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''Patrick:''' (''Dennis suddenly crashes with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean'') See ya.

===Chapter 40:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Aaaaaagggghhhhh! Where am I, in Crazytown? I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! You had to wait in a carriage until the execution is done!!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' '''NOW!!!''' (She gets on the elevator and press the floor button. Neptune closes the elevator)

'''Mindy:''' (gasps) (In a Sprixie Princess voice) HELP!!! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 41:It's not too late to go to Bikini Bottom===
(Back above the ocean, Hasselhoff swim to [[Bikini Atoll]])

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stand up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' ''Initiating launch sequence.''

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' What the...? (All systems are green in the chest)

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' ''10 seconds to liftoff, 9, 8...''

(The Sea starts to shake)

===Chapter 42:Help!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his trident) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) Help.

'''Plankton:''' Yes.

'''Announcer:''' ''...6, 5...''

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) Help me!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ''...3, 2...''

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) Hellllp!!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) YEEESS!!!

'''Announcer:''' ''... 1.'' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched in the ocean and back down to Bikini Bottom.)

===Chapter 43: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!===

'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 43:Saved by the Sponge...Really!===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and jump with excitement)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, I he! We're free! I had own way!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (gets out of the elevator) SpongeBob, Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 44:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 45:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You'd never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight appears on SpongeBob.) And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What? (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!????!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She laughs, surfing through the crowd. He growls) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Sandals:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (yelping)

===Chapter 46:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' Huh? What? Oh, uh... Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Mr. Krabs back into a crab) ''Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?''

===Chapter 47:Hooray for SpongeBob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy. I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Harold:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager, this is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 48:Back At The Theater===
'''Captain:''' You know. David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Pirates:''' (groans)

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Parrot:''' Squawk.

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay.

(Everyone leaves the theater)

'''Pirate:''' Sorry about that.

(The usher sweeps up the popcorn, humming and the Paramount Pictures logo appears and then fades out)

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

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'''NOTE:''' This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|SpongeBob movie]].

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 9: Theft of the crown===

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

'''Neptune:''' So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?!

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Aaah! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

===Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter===

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Goober:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
'''Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again, loudly) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

===Chapter 11: Sundae Rush===

'''Waiter:''' (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''Patrick:''' Yum!

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

'''SpongeBob:''' Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

'''Both:''' Buuurrrp!

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

'''Both:''' Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

'''Both:''' "Waiter!"

(All three faint.)

===Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast===

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me, it's eight in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

===Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

'''Neptune:''' Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

===Chapter 14:Accused===

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

'''Squidward:''' A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

'''Neptune:''' (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May
he present himself to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

'''Neptune:''' (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)

'''Neptune:''' Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

'''The Phone:''' (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) ''Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.''

'''Clay:''' (He impersonates another voice) ''Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

'''Neptune:''' My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! Wahhhhhhhh!

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

'''Plankton:''' Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

'''King Neptune:''' Wahhhhhhh! Prepare to burn, Krabs!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, Neptune, please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook, ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

===Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?===

'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Pardon me, miss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

'''SpongeBob:''' I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see? A great boss.

'''SpongeBob:''' (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

'''King Neptune:''' Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' The pants are on fire! The underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah.

'''King Neptune:''' And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again)you... will...

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

'''King Neptune:''' Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

'''SpongeBob:''' Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

'''King Neptune:''' You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bald (2x)

('''Everybody keeps on saying:''' Bald! (4x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right, all right.

'''SpongeBob:''' King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

'''King Neptune:''' You, go to Shell City? (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

'''SpongeBob:''' But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

'''King Neptune:''' Run along. I have a crab to cook.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, I won't let you!

'''King Neptune:''' Very well, then... I'LL HAVE TO FRY YOU BOTH!

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

'''King Neptune:''' Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage.

'''Mindy:''' Where's your love and compassion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

'''King Neptune:''' But, daughter, I...

'''Mindy:''' Please, father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem?

(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)

'''All:''' Bald! (6x)

'''Fred:''' My eyes!

'''King Neptune:''' All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)

'''Patrick:''' He can do it in nine!

'''King Neptune:''' Eight!

'''Patrick:''' Seven!

'''King Neptune:''' Six!

'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob:''' Patrick! (They jump on him)

'''King Neptune:''' Six it is, then.

'''Patrick:''' (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve.

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, shush.

'''King Neptune:''' Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

'''Squidward:''' Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

'''King Neptune:''' Come along, Mindy.

===Chapter 16: Briefing===

'''Mindy:''' Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere. And what's worse? There's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

'''Patrick:''' She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

'''Mindy:'''Here, take this.

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

'''Mindy:''' It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

'''Patrick:''' (To Mindy) You're hot.

'''Mindy:''' Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.

'''Neptune:''' (from the outside) Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, how did you know my name?

'''Mindy:''' Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

'''Patrick:''' What's my name?

'''Mindy:''' That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy!

'''Mindy:''' I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...

'''Squidward:''' Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick and I...

'''Patrick:''' Hi.

'''SpongeBob:''' ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown!

===Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon===

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

'''SpongeBob:''' Feast your eyes, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' What is it?

'''SpongeBob:''' The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

'''Patrick:''' Wow!

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, wow!

'''Patrick:''' Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

'''SpongeBob: '''You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

'''Plankton:''' Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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