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		<title>To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants (Episode)</title>
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| Airdate: || July 19, 2009&lt;br /&gt;
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'''&amp;quot;To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants&amp;quot;''' is an episode from Season 6.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Info==&lt;br /&gt;
===Characters===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]] ([[SpongeBob RoundPants]]), ([[SpongeBob UnderPants]](Short Time))&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Krabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nat Peterson]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Billy (Teenager)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Clothes Store Employee in the Mall&lt;br /&gt;
*Krusty Krab Customers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Places===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward's House]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bikini Bottom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Krusty Krab]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bikini Bottom Mall]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob was cleaning the inside of his house. While doing so, he left his pants inside the laundry machine. Meanwhile, Patrick suddenly called and asked SpongeBob if he could guess how long he could keep looling (lool-lool-lool...). Later, SpongeBob asked Gary if he could put his laundry inside the dryer. Much later, Patrick finally stopped looling. And as SpongeBob came to check on his laundry, his square pants shrunk and was forced to buy a new one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At the mall, there wasn't any square pants available so SpongeBob tried various kinds of pants and picked a circular pants similar to his old ones. On the way home, SpongeBob saw Patrick. SpongeBob approached him but Patrick didn't recognized him with his new pants and SpongeBob was asked by Patrick to be left alone. Meanwhile, Sandy suddenly saw SpongeBob and referred to him as a strange and called him &amp;quot;SpongeBob FancyPants&amp;quot;. SpongeBob then decides to go to Squidward's because he was confident that Squidward will remember still him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As SpongeBob walks towards Squidward's house, Squidward saw him coming and pretended to not know him at all. SpongeBob was disappointed that non of his friends recognizes him. SpongeBob then, heads to his house. The door was locked and forgot the keys in his other pants. SpongeBob tried to call Gary's attention but Patrick was the one who opened the door, and SpongeBob was rejected in his own house. Because of that experience, SpongeBob decided to start a new life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob decided to apply for a job at the Krusty Krab as &amp;quot;SpongeBob RoundPants&amp;quot;. SpongeBob asked if Squidward show him how things work at the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob acts as if he hasn't work in that restaurant before. SpongeBob tries to do and jot down what Squidward does. Later, Mr. Krabs spotted SpongeBob and Squidward sleeping. Mr. Krabs could still recognized him and told SpongeBob having circular pants doesn't change who he is. SpongeBob explained that he can't be SpongeBob SquarePants if he is wearing circular pants. Mr. Krabs then asked SpongeBob who gave him that idea and SpongeBob pointed at Patrick while Patrick was about to gulp down a Krabby Patty. Mr. Krabs then advised him to take off his pants if that was the case. So Sandy called him SpongeBob UnderPants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia/Goofs==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The title is a parody of the famous Shakespeare saying &amp;quot;To be or not to be&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The titlecard music is the same as [[Shell Shocked]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Squidward's magazine is called [[House Fancy]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The episode was on Nick.com before it aired.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time we see Gary with underwear on.&lt;br /&gt;
*Even though it has not aired yet, you can see it on You Tube.&lt;br /&gt;
*The part where the French Man says that &amp;quot;it wasn't always like this&amp;quot;, the breaking bridge that is there is a part of the ending of the Programme, Drawn Together.&lt;br /&gt;
*SpongeBob changes his name twice in this episode. First it was [[SpongeBob RoundPants]] and then [[SpongeBob UnderPants]].&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Episode Transcript: Waiting</title>
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Episode Article: [[Waiting]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Mailman&lt;br /&gt;
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==Dialogue==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(at  the [[Barg'n Mart]], SpongeBob is whistling while putting a box of Kelp cereal in his shopping cart)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: What's this? (reads box label) It says free prize! (braying laughter. Takes Gary and his box of cereal home and immediately dumps out all the cereal in the bowl and munches it all down) Huh? Where's my prize? (reads cereal box again) &amp;quot;Free Prize.&amp;quot; (gasps) &amp;quot;Offer inside&amp;quot;! Just send in 99 box tops! (cut to SpongeBob eating more cereal with a bunch of cereal boxes all around him) How you doing over there, Gary?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob opens up a box and pours the cereal in Gary's bowl) Meow.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Send in the box tops... (swallows the cereal in his mouth) ...before eating all the cereal?! Gary, you are a genius! (cut to SpongeBob stuffing the envelopes with box tops. Cut to SpongeBob outside by the mailbox) I'm waiting. I'm waiting.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick: I'm waiting. I'm waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: We're waiting.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: SpongeBob, what are we waiting for?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: We're waiting for the mailman. He's bringing me a free toy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: I love toys! Can I wait for your toy with you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Why, sure.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick: We're waiting. We're waiting.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: There's the mailman!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mailman: Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yup. (shuddering with excitement. Mailman hands him 3 envelopes) Isn't there anything else?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mailman: Nope, sorry kid. (walks off whistling)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Guess we'll have to keep waiting. (both wait by the mailbox. After a while, both of their stomachs growl and bark at each other)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, I'm hungry.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Me, too.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Let's go down to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Great idea, Patrick. Krusty Krab, here we... ''wait'' a minute. What if the mailman comes when I'm gone? (clings onto the mailbox)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: What's wrong SpongeBob?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: If I leave, the mailman might come and I might miss him.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Oh, I'm gonna take off then. I don't think my arm can stand much more of this. (Patrick's stomach is biting his arm)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: (checks mailbox) Got to stay focused. (checks mailbox again. Sandy jumps in)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy: Hiya! Hey, SpongeBob, want to do some kara...!! (SpongeBob grabs her arm and flips her on her back)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Not now, I'm busy. (Sandy brushes herself off and walks away. SpongeBob checks the mailbox again. Gary pushes his bowl by SpongeBob’s foot) Oh, Gary, not now. Can't you see that I'm waiting for the mailman?! Doesn't anyone understand this?!? (checks mailbox again then pants as Gary takes his bowl away) So tired. So hungry. But must wait...for toy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Hey, buddy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: (screaming): What!?! What do you want?! Can't you see I'm doing something here?! (pokes patrick in the head, checks mailbox) This better be good.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: You missed your surprise birthday party, so I just wanted to bring you a present and some cake because you missed it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: My birthday party? I missed my birthday party?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Yeah, see? (shows present and cake) Here's a present and your cake.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: My birthday cake.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Yeah. Let me just get you a fork so you can eat it. (SpongeBob giggles) Uh, let me just hold the cake like this, (holds the piece of cake between his teeth) so I can get you a fork. (digs in pocket) Huh, I wonder where I put that fork. (notices he ate the cake) Oops.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: That was my cake. What is the present?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Oh, yeah. (opens the box) A fork! (SpongeBob sniffles, then cries loudly)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: That stupid toy! I wasted my whole life waiting for it!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Actually, you've only been here 20 minutes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I've been mean to Gary and I flipped Sandy, and now you hate me 'cause... I'm a big jerk! (cries)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: No, I don't.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yes, you do.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mailman: SpongeBob SquarePants?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Could you come back later? He's having a moment.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mailman: Yeah. I just need a signature for...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: I said he's having a moment! Now leave him alone!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, (sniff), people like me don't deserve moments. (signs for the package) I get so caught up in... Oh, here ya go. (takes package) ...in waiting for...my toy! (laughs. Patrick laughs) Whoo!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Whoo! Yeah! (both riverdance, laugh and dance on the ground. Spongebob opens up the package to reveal a green-headed, purple-colored body toy)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Yup.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick: It's beautiful. (Patrick touches it and its springs pop out)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: SpongeBob?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: I waited so long...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: SpongeBob?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: And you broke it...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: You okay, buddy?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Yes, yes I'm okay.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: (sighs) For a sec, I...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: You! You ruined my free toy!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: I'm sorry. Oh, maybe if you just... (pokes it but the springs stretch out. SpongeBob screams and Patrick cries. Squidward walks down the street while SpongeBob and Patrick are rolling around crying)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward: Just keep walking, Squiddy. don't make eye contact. (walks into his house, goes upstairs to look out the window and see SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick still crying, then closes his window) Ah, now to soothe my frayed nerves. (crying resume in louder outcome. Squidward walks out of his house) All right, what's going on? Why are you two crying?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: (stuttering): I-I ate... box-box-box tops. And then... I'm waiting. I'm waiting. And then he came and we're waiting. We're waiting. And then my toy and then you and then snap and then this. (shows toy, SpongeBob still cries. Squidward fixes it by pushing its head down)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward: There. Now see? (shows how the toy works) It's supposed to do that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Hey, my toy's okay!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward: Good. Now will you two be quiet?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Look, Patrick, Squidward fixed it. (both run over and hug Squidward) How can we ever thank you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: Yeah, how can we thank you? (giggles)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Squidward: Move to another neighborhood.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Episode Transcript: Waiting</title>
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Episode Article: [[Waiting]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SpongeBob]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patrick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squidward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Mailman&lt;br /&gt;
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==Dialogue==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(at  the [[Barg'n Mart]], SpongeBob is whistling while putting a box of Kelp cereal in his shopping cart)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: What's this? (reads box label) It says free prize! (braying laughter. Takes Gary and his box of cereal home and immediately dumps out all the cereal in the bowl and munches it all down) Huh? Where's my prize? (reads cereal box again) &amp;quot;Free Prize.&amp;quot; (gasps) &amp;quot;Offer inside&amp;quot;! Just send in 99 box tops! (cut to SpongeBob eating more cereal with a bunch of cereal boxes all around him) How you doing over there, Gary?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob opens up a box and pours the cereal in Gary's bowl) Meow.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Send in the box tops... (swallows the cereal in his mouth) ...before eating all the cereal?! Gary, you are a genius! (cut to SpongeBob stuffing the envelopes with box tops. Cut to SpongeBob outside by the mailbox) I'm waiting. I'm waiting.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick: I'm waiting. I'm waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: We're waiting.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: SpongeBob, what are we waiting for?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: We're waiting for the mailman. He's bringing me a free toy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: I love toys! Can I wait for your toy with you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob: Why, sure.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick: We're waiting. We're waiting.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Patrick: There's the mailman!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mailman: Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Yup. (shuddering with excitement. Mailman hands him 3 envelopes) Isn't there anything else?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mailman: Nope, sorry kid. (walks off whistling)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Guess we'll have to keep waiting. (both wait by the mailbox. After a while, both of their stomachs growl and bark at each other)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, I'm hungry.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Me, too.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Let's go down to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Great idea, Patrick. Krusty Krab, here we... ''wait'' a minute. What if the mailman comes when I'm gone? (clings onto the mailbox)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: What's wrong SpongeBob?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: If I leave, the mailman might come and I might miss him.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Oh, I'm gonna take off then. I don't think my arm can stand much more of this. (Patrick's stomach is biting his arm)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: (checks mailbox) Got to stay focused. (checks mailbox again. Sandy jumps in)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Sandy: Hiya! Hey, SpongeBob, want to do some kara...!! (SpongeBob grabs her arm and flips her on her back)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Not now, I'm busy. (Sandy brushes herself off and walks away. SpongeBob checks the mailbox again. Gary pushes his bowl by SpongeBob’s foot) Oh, Gary, not now. Can't you see that I'm waiting for the mailman?! Doesn't anyone understand this?!? (checks mailbox again then pants as Gary takes his bowl away) So tired. So hungry. But must wait...for toy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Hey, buddy.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: (screaming): What!?! What do you want?! Can't you see I'm doing something here?! (pokes patrick in the head, checks mailbox) This better be good.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: You missed your surprise birthday party, so I just wanted to bring you a present and some cake because you missed it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: My birthday party? I missed my birthday party?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Yeah, see? (shows present and cake) Here's a present and your cake.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: My birthday cake.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Yeah. Let me just get you a fork so you can eat it. (SpongeBob giggles) Uh, let me just hold the cake like this, (holds the piece of cake between his teeth) so I can get you a fork. (digs in pocket) Huh, I wonder where I put that fork. (notices he ate the cake) Oops.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: That was my cake. What is the present?&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Oh, yeah. (opens the box) A fork! (SpongeBob sniffles, then cries loudly)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: That stupid toy! I wasted my whole life waiting for it!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Actually, you've only been here 20 minutes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: I've been mean to Gary and I flipped Sandy, and now you hate me 'cause... I'm a big jerk! (cries)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: No, I don't.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Yes, you do.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mailman: SpongeBob SquarePants?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Could you come back later? He's having a moment.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Mailman: Yeah. I just need a signature for...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: I said he's having a moment! Now leave him alone!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: No, Patrick, (sniff), people like me don't deserve moments. (signs for the package) I get so caught up in... Oh, here ya go. (takes package) ...in waiting for...my toy! (laughs. Patrick laughs) Whoo!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Whoo! Yeah! (both riverdance, laugh and dance on the ground. Spongebob opens up the package to reveal a green-headed, purple-colored body toy)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Yup.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick: It's beautiful. (Patrick touches it and its springs pop out)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: SpongeBob?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: I waited so long...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: SpongeBob?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: And you broke it...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: You okay, buddy?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Yes, yes I'm okay.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: (sighs) For a sec, I...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: You! You ruined my free toy!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: I'm sorry. Oh, maybe if you just... (pokes it but the springs stretch out. SpongeBob screams and Patrick cries. Squidward walks down the street while SpongeBob and Patrick are rolling around crying)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: Just keep walking, Squiddy. don't make eye contact. (walks into his house, goes upstairs to look out the window and see SpongeBob &amp;amp; Patrick still screaming and crying, then closes his window) Ah, now to soothe my frayed nerves. (screaming and crying resume in louder outcome. Squidward walks out of his house) All right, what's going on? Why are you two crying?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: (stuttering): I-I ate... box-box-box tops. And then... I'm waiting. I'm waiting. And then he came and we're waiting. We're waiting. And then my toy and then you and then snap and then this. (shows toy, SpongeBob still cries. Squidward fixes it by pushing its head down)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: There. Now see? (shows how the toy works) It's supposed to do that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Hey, my toy's okay!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: Good. Now will you two be quiet?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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SpongeBob: Look, Patrick, Squidward fixed it. (both run over and hug Squidward) How can we ever thank you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Patrick: Yeah, how can we thank you? (giggles)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Squidward: Move to another neighborhood.&lt;br /&gt;
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