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Songs

2007-08-22T13:23:08Z

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[[de:Lieder]]
[[Category:Song text]]

== Songs ==

=== Songs in the Serie ===

Lieder aller Art sind in den Folgen von SpongeBob Schwammkopf zu hören. Die Songs sind meistens gereimt und beschränken sich auf wenige (unterschiedliche) Zeilen, um die Zuschauer zum Mitsingen zu bewegen.

=== List alles Songs ===

{| border="1"
|- bgcolor="#CCCCCC"
!Song
!Interpret(es)
!Episode
|-
|[[4-Ply]]
|[[Squidward]]
|[[Whale of a Birthday (Episode)|Whale of a Birthday]]
|-
|[[A Stove is a Stove]]
|[[SpongeBob]] & [[Mr. Krabs]]
|[[Welcome to the Chum Bucket (Episode)|Welcome to the Chum Bucket]]
|-
|[[All You Need Is Friends to Fly]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
|-
|[[Bikini Bottom National Anthem]]
|[[SpongeBob]] & [[Plankton]]
|[[Imitation Krabs (Episode)|Imitation Krabs]]
|-
|[[Birthday Song for Squidward]]
|[[SpongeBob]] & [[Patrick]]
|[[Opposite Day (Episode)|Opposite Day]]
|-
|[[Doing the Sponge]]
|Unkown Interpert
|[[The Chaperone (Episode)|The Chaperone]]
|-
|[[F.U.N. (Song)|F.U.N.]]
|[[SpongeBob]] & [[Plankton]]
|[[F.U.N. (Episode)|F.U.N.]]
|-
|[[For he's a Jolly Good Rookie]]
|[[Bikini Bottom]]
|[[F.U.N. (Episode)|F.U.N.]]
|-
|[[Frieds is a Friends]]
|Spongebob & Patrick
|[[Wormy (Episode)|Wormy]]
|-
|[[Gary come Home!]]
|unkown Interpret (Schallplatte)
|[[Have You Seen This Snail? (Episode)|Have You Seen This Snail?]]
|-
|[[Goofy Goober Rock]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[He's Flying]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
|-
|[[Hey All You People]]
|[[Fred]]
|[[Jellyfish Hunter (Episode)|Jellyfish Hunter]]
|-
|[[I wisch, i Could Fly!]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
|-
|[[Indoors]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Penny]]
|[[I Had An Accident (Episode)|I Had An Accident]]
|-
|[[It's all about you]]
|[[Boys Who Cry]]
|[[Whale of a Birthday (Episode)|Whale of a Birthday]]
|-
|[[Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight]]
|Tiny Tim
|[[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]]
|-
|[[Loop de Loop!]]
|unkown Interpret (Schallplatte)
|[[Your Shoe's Untied (Episode)|Your Shoe's Untied]]
|-
|[[Now That We're Men]]
|[[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick]] & The Monsters
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[Oh Baby]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[To Love a Patty (Episode)|To Love a Patty]]
|-
|[[Patrick's ABC Song]]
|[[Patrick]]
|[[I'm with Stupid (Episode)|I'm with Stupid]]
|-
|[[Pearl’s my Daughter]]
|[[Mr. Krabs]]
|[[Squeaky Boots (Episode)|Squeaky Boots]]
|-
|[[Ripped Pants]]
|[[Beach Band]]
|[[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]]
|-
|[[So Long Bikini Bottom]]
|[[Sandy]]
|[[Chimps Ahoy (Episode)|Chimps Ahoy]]
|-
|[[SpongeBob ScaredyPants]]
|unkown Interpert
|[[Scaredy Pants (Episode)|Scaredy Pants]]
|-
|[[Striped Sweater]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[As Seen On TV (Episode)|As Seen On TV]]
|-
|[[Sweet Victory]]
|[[Bikini Bottom Super Band]] bzw. [[Davin Glen Eisley]]
|[[Band Geeks (Episode)|Band Geeks]]
|-
|[[Texas (Song)|Texas]]
|[[Sandy]]
|[[Texas (Episode)|Texas]]
|-
|[[The Campfire Song Song]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[The Camping Episode (Episode)|The Camping Episde]]
|-
|[[The Best Day Ever]]
|unkown Interpret
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]
|[[SpongeBob]], kurz [[Patrick]]
|[[Best Day Ever (Episode)|Best Day Ever]]
|-
|[[The Goofy Goober Song]]
|[[Goofy Goober]]
|[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
|-
|[[The Krusty Krab Pizza!]]
|[[SpongeBob]]
|[[Pizza Delivery (Episode)|Pizza Delivery]]
|-
|[[The Very First Christmas to Me]]
|[[Bikini Bottom]]
|[[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]]
|-
|[[Theme Song]]
|[[Painty]] and Kinds
|[[Episodes|(fast alle Episoden)]]
|-
|[[Christmas Theme Song]]
|[[Painty]] and Chor
|[[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]]
|-
|[[TschaTsching]]
|[[Mr. Krabs]]
|[[Selling Out (Episode)|Selling Out]]
|-
|[[Underwater Sun]]
|[[The Birdbrains]]
|[[Party Pooper Pants (Episode)|Party Pooper Pants]]
|-
|[[Welcome to users Club!]]
|[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]
|[[Club SpongeBob (Episode)|Club SpongeBob]]
|-
|[[When Worlds Collide]]
|[[Höhli Schmitz]] & [[Pottys Roboter]]
|[[SpongeBob BC (Episode)|SpongeBob BC]]
|-
|[[You're Old]]
|unkown Singer
|[[Mid-Life Crustacean (Episode)|Mid-Life Crustacean]]
|-
|}

== Instrumental (Auswahl) ==

* Ending Melody

* [[Squidward]]' Big-Ben-Watch ([[The Lost Mattress (Episode)|The Lost Mattress]])

* Electric Zoo (Bibububa) ([[Krab Borg (Episode)|Krab Borg]])

* Christmas Ending Melody (We wish your a Merry Christmas) ([[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]])

* Halloween Ending Melody ([[SpongeBob ScaredyPants]])

* Poop Ending Melody

* Jellyfish Jam

* Music in "[[Jellyfish Jam (Episode)|Jellyfish Jam]]"

* Scratchin'-Music in "[[New Leaf (Episode)|New Leaf]]"

* [[Mr. Krabs]]' Rap in "[[Nickelodeon Holiday Party]]"

==External links==

'''Download-Möglichkeit'''
*[http://bikinibottom.de/page/?p=downloads&action=show_music&mode= BikiniBottom]
*[http://www.krossekrabbe.com Krosse-Krabbe-Page]
*[http://sponge-info.de/episoden.php?view=m Spongebob Schwammkopf Infopoint]

Indoors (Song)

2007-08-22T13:20:21Z

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Indoors is a song sung in the episode [[I Had An Accident (Episode)|I Had An Accident]]. It was sung by [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] and [[Penny]].

==Lyrics==
"I know of a place

Where you never get harmed.

A magical place

With magical charms.

Indoors,

Indoors,

Indooooors!"

After that much is sung, SpongeBob has Penny sing more, but we don't hear her, and therefore don't know the whole song.

Birthday Song for Squidward (Song)

2007-08-22T13:17:15Z

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[[de:Geburtstagslied für Thaddäus]]
Happy happy birthday! Happy birthday cake!
Happy happy birthday! Pin the tail on the seahorse!
Happy happy birthday! Happy happy for [[Squidward]]!
[[Category:Song text]]

Birthday Song for Squidward (Song)

2007-08-22T13:16:02Z

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[[de:Geburtstagslied für Thaddäus]]
Happy happy birthday! Happy birthday cake!
Happy happy birthday! Pin the tail on the seahorse!
Happy happy birthday!
[[Category:Song text]]

Opposite Day (Episode)

2007-08-22T13:12:59Z

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==Transscripts and Songs==
[[Episode Transscript: Opposite Day]]<br>
[[Birthday Song for Squidward]]

[[Category:Season 1]]
[[Category:Episode]]

Episode Transcript: Opposite Day

2007-08-22T13:10:22Z

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[[de:Episodenmitschrift: Im Gegenteil]]
{| border="1"
|-bgcolor="#CCCCCC"
!Back Episode Transscript
!Next Episode Transscript
|-
|align="center" rowspan="3"|[[Episode Transscript: Nature Pants|Nature Pants]]
|[[Episode Transscript: Culture Shock|Culture Shock]]
|}

Episode Article: [[Opposite Day (Episode)|Opposite Day]]

==Cractreres==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Gary]]

(Squidward is sleeping and hearing noises. He awakens to reveal Spongebob and Patrick under his blanket with a sign that reads "happy birthday")

Spongebob & Patrick: Surprise! Happy birthday, Squidward! (all 3 standing in front of a cake) Happy happy birthday! Happy birthday cake! (standing in front of a picture of a seahorse and Squidward has the tail) Happy happy birthday! Pin the tail on the seahorse! (surrounded by presents) Happy happy birthday! Happy birthday Squidward! (Spongebob & Patrick run out of Squidward's house)

Squidward: It’s not my birthday! (shuts door and takes off party hat) That’s it, I’m moving out of this neighborhood!

Realtor Lady: (looking at a picture of Squidward's house) Absolutely, Mr Tentacles! (woman from Bikini Realty on phone) I can sell your home in a heartbeat.

Squidward: Oh that’s great news, because I want to move as soon as possible.

Realtor Lady: No problem! As long as it’s not infested with nematodes, or surrounded by troublesome neighbors or something like that.

Squidward: Oh sure, there’s none of that... Did you say neighbors?

Realtor Lady: Of course! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a sale fall through because of bad neighbors.

Squidward: Neighbors. Uhh...

Realtor Lady: Anyway, I’ll be by tomorrow to check out the house. See you then! (both hang up)

Squidward: Spongebob! No one will ever buy my house with him living next door! Whatever a good neighbor would do, he does the opposite! Opposite...opposite... (Later, Spongebob is sleeping but is awaken from Squidward's instrument playing outside)

Spongebob: Umm, Squidward, why are you playing that drum? (Squidward stops playing)

Squidward: Drum? What drum? (puts the drum on the ground and punches a hole in it) This is just my wig case! (puts on the wig and frolics around) Come on Spongebob, tackle me!

Spongebob: Squidward! You need bed rest! (pushes Squidward to his house as Squidward is blowing bubbles) I’ll keep you safe until you’re well again.

Squidward: Oh, I get it. You don’t know what day it is, do you?

Spongebob: Uhh, Wednesday?

Squidward: Why, it’s Opposite Day! (Spongebob is confused) You mean you’ve never heard of it? Boy, have you been missing out! Opposite Day is the one day of the year when you get to act different! Normally I’m stuffy, boring, but today I’m silly and spontaneous!

Spongebob: Does everybody know about Opposite Day?

Squidward: Oh sure! It’s a game! Get it?

Spongebob: Oh, a game.

Squidward: Yeah! Normally, you’re really loud and annoying, so what are you going to be today?

Spongebob: Quiet and out of the way! Yay!

Squidward: Yeah! Why don’t you get a jump on it.

Spongebob: I love...I mean, I hate Opposite Day. (giggles as he runs back into his pineapple) I’m not ready!

Squidward: So long, chum! (takes off wig) And goodbye Bikini Bottom!

Spongebob: (running to Gary) Gary! It’s Opposite Day and I... (stops running) ...walk, don’t run. And I’m gonna...opposite...opposite...I’m just going to crawl into bed and do nothing all day. (crawls into bed) Too bad it only comes once a year, huh Gary?

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: Gary, where's your holiday spirit?!

Gary: Bark.

Spongebob: (doorbell rings) Company! I hate company. Who’s there?

Patrick: It’s Patrick!

Spongebob: Patrick...go away! I never want to see you again! (giggles but Patrick cries)

Patrick: Spongebob doesn’t like me anymore!

Spongebob: (opens door) That’s right! You’re my worse enemy! (Patrick cries more) Patrick, you’re not really not my friend. It’s just Opposite Day!

Patrick: Opposite Day? Hey, I’ve heard of that!

Spongebob: You have?

Patrick: No, what is it?!

Spongebob: Well, whatever you normally do, today you do the opposite.

Patrick: Oh! Let me try! Let me try! (Patrick holds his breath and turns purple)

Spongebob: Patrick! Patrick, breathe! Not that opposite. Let me show you how to do it the wrong way! (Spongebob & Patrick dance across the screen as Spongebob is pink and Patrick is yellow. Gary eats properly from a table. Spongebob eats from Gary's bowl) Meow.

Patrick: (sitting on newspapers) Meow. (Spongebob & Patrick blows a bubble but they blow themselves into bubbles, instead. Both talk and laugh backwards) Say, want to help me do some work around the house, worst enemy?

Patrick: Nope. (both laugh)

Squidward: Nearly noon and not a peep from Spongebob! (packing his belongings into boxes) I’m almost sorry I’m leaving! (laughs) Opposite Day. (hears noises from outside) Spongebob! What are you... (screams as he sees Spongebob & Patrick tkaing down his pineapple) Ahh, no!

Spongebob: Hello Squidward! I mean, goodbye Squidward! Aww, isn’t Opposite Day.... (giggles) ...terrible? (laughs)

Squidward: I’ll tell you what’s terrible! Living next to you! You are the worst neighbor in history!

Spongebob: Wow! That’s the nicest thing Squidward’s ever said to me! (Squid smacks his forehead)

Squidward: If the real estate agent sees that mess, I’ll never sell this house. (Pat and Sponge marvel at their mess) Patrick: Isn’t it beautiful?

Spongebob: On Opposite Day it is. (Squidward drives up with a bulldozer)

Squidward: Out of the way, Spongebob! (Squidward begins to rebuild the pineapplee)

Spongebob: I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, (Sponge wraps his arms around himself repeatedly) but that really means he’s messing it up. (Patrick is drooling) But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, (Gary meows) Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s Spongebob! (Spongebob wrapped his arms around himself) A-ha! I understand everything now! I must be the opposite of Spongebob! By being... (stretches his nose out and puts his belt around the middle of his head) Squidward!

Patrick: Hey! I wanna be opposite too! (Spongebob thinks then snaps his fingers. He takes a piece of coral and puts it below Patrick's eyes where his nose would be) Yeah! Finally! Yoo-hoo! (dances) I’m Squidward, I’m Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.

Spongebob: Wait, it’s not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite... (talking like Squidward) ...you have to act like him, too. Boy, oh boy, do I like playing the clarinet. I practice and practice all day long but I never get any better. (normal voice again) Now you try.

Patrick: Ok. (takes a deep breath and continues dancing) I’m Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. (Spongebob dances along with Patrick)

Spongebob & Patrick: I'm Squidward. I'm Squidward. I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.

Spongebob: (opens door for Patrick) After you, Mr Squidward.

Patrick: Why, thank you, Mr Squidward. (walks in)

Spongebob: You’re quite welcome, Mr Squidward. (walks in and shuts door)

Squidward: (still rebuilding pineapple) Opposite Day. Next time it’s going to be 'go jump off a cliff day'! (as he is building, the realtor lady drives up)

Realtor Lady: Oh my, the house is even more beautiful in person! (knocks on the door. Spongebob opens it) Hello Mr... (looks down) ...Mr Tentacles?

Spongebob: (talking like Squidward) Yes, please come in.

Realtor Lady: It’s funny, I pictured you being much taller.

Spongebob: Yeah, everyone says that.

Realtor Lady: Now if you want the sale to go through, you’ve got to tell me all the positive things about your house.

Spongebob: Positive things! Opposite Day...I’d love to. The floor creaks, the roof leaks, there’s a terrible draft.

Realtor Lady: Uhh...well, you didn’t mention that on the phone.

Spongebob: Please, let me finish. The winters are harsh, the summers are brutal. There’s a wild man eating clam in the backyard. Now, would you care to see the rest of my home?

Realtor Lady: Well, umm, I’m not sure if I’m interested...

Spongebob: Nonsense! I won’t take no for an answer. (laughs then stops) Please follow me. (both walk into Squidward's art room) And here’s the worst room in the house: my gallery.

Realtor Lady: Oh my, this painting is very nice. (Patrick bursts through the painting)

Patrick: Thank you! (screams and jumps up to the ceiling)

Realtor Lady: Who’s that?

Spongebob: I’d like to introduce you to Mr Squidward.

Realtor Lady: You’re both Squidward?

Spongebob: I’m Squidward, he’s Squidward.

Spongebob & Patrick: We’re both Squidward.

Squidward: Well, that’s done. At least Spongebob has been quiet. (sees the realtor's boat and screams) Ahh, no! (Spongebob is playing clarinet for the lady)

Realtor Lady: Ok, I really don’t want to hear another one.

Spongebob: Ok. (plays more)

Realtor Lady: I really don’t want to hear more, thank you.

Spongebob: I hear you loud and clear. (plays more)

Squidward: (opens door) Stop! Get away from her! Oh, I am so sorry, ma’am, I hope these two (barnacle heads) haven’t harmed you in any way.

Realtor Lady: Who are you?

Squidward: Why, I’m Squidward!

Realtor Lady: What kind of fool do you take me for? He’s Squidward, he’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about.

Gary: (in Squidwards voice with a pickle as a nose) Meow.

Realtor Lady: I’m out of here.

Squidward: Ma’am, please! What about my house!

Realtor Lady: I wouldn’t sell a house for you if you were the last Squidward on Earth! (walks off)

Squidward: Wait!

Spongebob: Don’t...

Patrick: ...go! (Squidward screams and hangs onto the realtor lady's legs)

Squidward: No, no, no! Please sell my house!

Realtor Lady: Never! (gets in boat drives off)

Squidward: Don’t leave me here! (cries as Spongebob & Patrick walk up)

Spongebob & Patrick: Happy Opposite Day, Squidward! We hate you!

Squidward: Let me show you guys how much I hate you. (Squidward drives up with a bulldozer chasing Spongebob & Patrick away)

Spongebob: Patrick, do you ever feel Squidward likes us too much?

Squidward: (angry) Happy Opposite Day! (chases them down the street)

[[Category:Transscript]]
[[Category:Season 1]]

Episode Transcript: Reef Blower

2007-08-22T13:09:19Z

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[[de:Episodenmitschrift: Meeresbodenpflege]]
{| border="1"
|-bgcolor="#CCCCCC"
!Back Episode Transscript
!Next Episode Transscript
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|align="center" rowspan="3"|[[Episode Transscript: Help Wanted|Help Wanted]]
|[[Episode Transscript: Tea At The Treedome|Tea At The Treedome]]
|}

Episode Transscript From [[Reef Blower (Episode)|Reef Blower]]

Squidward walks out of his house and looks around Bikini Bottom when he notices his flower is bent, so he straightens it. He looks around again and then notices a shell on his front yard.

He walks over to it then looks around to see if anyone is watching. No one is so he kicks the shell into Spongebob's yard. Soon, Spongebob looks out his window. He then notices the shell on his lawn and gets an idea. He then slides around on the ground into his garage.

The door opens and Spongebob comes out with a leaf blower on his back. Squidward lifts his head while laying in a hammock to see where all the noise is coming from. He groans and puts some earplugs to work. Spongebob walks over and blows on the shell with his reef blower.

The shell just floats upward and comes back down but then He tries again, and yet the same thing happens. He tries once more really hard and puts a hole in the ground where the sand used to be. While Squidward is eating some food at a table outside, all that sand that Spongebob blew from the hole comes pouring down on him.

Spongebob runs over to see if he’s all right. Spongebob blows off the sand including the piece of seaweed that Squidward was eating and the sand goes into Squidward's eyes. Spongebob then blows Squidward’s eyeballs off which makes Squidward's eyes water. Spongebob notices a pile of sand on his yard and points to it.

He says "You!" (subtitle on bottom). He sucks up all the sand in his leaf blower bag. After he sucks it up and looks at his clean yard, the reef blower begins to shake. After it does that for about 3 seconds, all the sand that he sucked up spits out and onto his yard. Spongebob flips his reef blower around and unzips the back. He picks up all the sand and puts it in. He pulls the handle, but nothing happens.

So, he pulls it back really far past the 4-way interesection. He takes a break and gets the dirt off his hand and grabs the handle again. He then flies off holding it. He flies past an intersection of traffic and he slams into the reef blower and starts to go wacky. It sucks up all the water in the ocean. Squidward takes a breath and notices there is no water so he holds his breath.

Then Spongebob notices the size of his bag on his reef blower. It explodes and the sand is all over Bikini Bottom. Spongebob walks out of a sand door pile and it collapses after he closes it. He then walks back into his house with his new clean yard. Squidward is covered in sand and so is everything else around his house. The shell then floats down onto his nose.

[[Category:Transscript]]
[[Category:Season 1]]

Suds (Episode)

2007-08-22T13:06:39Z

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==Transscript==
[[Episode Transscript: Suds]]

[[Category:Season 1]]
[[Category:Episode]]

Episode Transcript: Suds

2007-08-22T13:06:02Z

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{| border="1"
|-bgcolor="#CCCCCC"
!Back Episode Transscript
!Next Episode Transscript
|-
|align="center" rowspan="3"|[[Episode Transscript: Sleepy Time|Sleepy Time]]
|[[Episode Transscript: Valentine's Day|Valentine's Day]]
|}

Episode Article: [[Suds (Episode)|Suds]]

==Cractreres==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

Spongebob: (in his dream, krabby patties are falling from the sky) It’s raining krabby patties! Yeah! (runs around eating patties. Dream ends with Spongebob chewing on his pillow then spitting it out. Stomach growls) A quick midnight snack and then it’s back to bed. (kicks the pillow on the ground and jumps on it. Sees Gary meowing in his sleep) Aww, sleep tight, my little angel. (tip-toes past Gary and down the stairs to the fridge) Ah, here it is. (grabs 'sea-nut butter' out of the fridge and walks to the counter where there is food and utensils lying on it) Nothing like a sea-nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwich to get you to sleep. (as soon as Spongebob takes a bite of the sandwich, he is out cold. In the morning, his whole house is frozen because he left the fridge open. Spongebob wakes up shivering) The fridge! (slides over and closes the door then sits down trying to get warm. Tries to stand up but he slips and slides everywhere inside the house stopping on his bed. Pulls the frozen covers over him but the blanket breaks into pieces)

Gary: (wearing a hat and ear muffs) Meow.

Spongebob: (slides into the bathroom) Oh, Gary, I don’t feel like myself.

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: Don’t be silly, Gary. I don’t get colds. I get the suds.

Gary: Meow?

Spongebob: No, Gary. If I had the suds, I’d have bubbles coming out of me. (when he sneezes, pink bubbles come out)

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: I can’t get the suds, ‘cause then I’d have to miss work! (puts his underwear over his mouth & nose then sneezes. Pink bubbles come out again)

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this. (turns around and has one bubble representing a butt cheek. Each one pops)

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: I’m not sick. I’m going to work. (at Krusty Krab, Spongebob is cooking but sneezing at the same time)

Mr Krabs: Spongebob, what’s holding up those patties? (Spongebob turns around looking pale)

Spongebob: Right away, sir.

Mr Krabs: Spongebob, what’s wrong with you? You’re paler than a baby sea horse.

Gary: Meow.

Mr Krabs: The suds?

Spongebob: (holds up the krabby patty on a plate) Here’s that patty you wanted, Mr Krabs, sir. (when he sneezes, the krabby patty splatters all over Mr Krabs head)

Mr Krabs: (wipes off patty off his face) Alright, Spongebob, you’re too sick to work.

Spongebob: No, Mr Krabs, I’m ok, honest. (Mr Krabs opens the front door)

Mr Krabs: No, now go home and get some rest. (Spongebob walks off) Nothing personal, lad. I just can’t have you sneezing all over my food! (customers hear what Mr Krabs just said and all spit out their food and run out of the Krusty Krab)> No, wait! Wait!

Spongebob: Oh, Gary, I feel horrible. (sneezes. Gary hides in his shell with pink bubble all over his shell) Oh, who am I kidding? I’ve got the suds, no doubt about it. (after he sneezes again, his right eye rolls down his face) I’d better take care of this before it gets out of hand. (picks up the phone and dials Sandy's number)

Sandy: (running on her wheel) Hello?

Spongebob: Sandy, I’m sick. (puts his eye back into place) Can you escort me to the doctor’s?

Sandy: Oh, sure, Spongebob. I’ll be there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August in...

Spongebob: Yeah, ok, Sandy, thanks. (sneezes pink bubble through Sandy's phone. Later, as Spongebob is getting dressed for the doctor, the doorbell rings)he sneezes and bubbles shoot out through the phone. Cut to later. Sponge is in a ski hat and jacket and scarf. The doorbell rings) Coming. (opens the door)

Patrick: Hey, Spongebob. Going skiing?

Spongebob: I’m sick, Patrick. I’m going to the doctor.

Patrick: What? Oh, you can’t go!

Spongebob: Why not, Patrick?

Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor once, and the doctor’s office is a horrible, horrible place!

Spongebob: (sits in his chair) It can’t be as horrible as the suds. (sneezes)

Patrick: Oh, it is, Spongebob! Well first, they make you sit in the
waiting room.

Spongebob: Is that the horrible part, Patrick?

Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read old magazines! (Spongebob gasps. Patrick takes a piece of coral for a stethoscope) Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.

Spongebob: No!!

Patrick: Yes! It’s a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh, it... (takes the end of the piece of coral and puts it on Spongebob's chest. Spongebob jumps and runs around)

Spongebob: No, no! No stethoscope, no doctor, no old magazines, no hiss! No! (flips over on the floor) Patrick, I don’t want to go to the doctor.

Patrick: Exactly. (Spongebob sneezes. A pink bubble is in the place where Patrick's nose should be thenh pops)

Spongebob: You gotta help me get better, Patrick. Please? Would you like to be my doctor, Patrick?

Patrick: What else are friends for? (later, Spongebob is sitting on the table in his kitchen. Patrick is standing behind him. Spongebob sneezes) It appears as though we’ll have to plug up these holes. This oughta do the trick. (pushes a small cork in one of Spongebob's holes. Then plugs up the rest of the holes with more corks) Voila! (Spongebob sneezes but no bubble come out) Feel better?

Spongebob: I don’t know. (when he sneezes more and more he enlarges himself)

Patrick: Help, I’m shrinking! (Spongebob breaks the table) No! Please don’t hurt me!

Spongebob: No bubbles! Patrick, your treatment is working!

Patrick: You think so?

Spongebob: Sure! At this rate, I’ll be cured in no time. In fact, I’m going to call Sandy and tell her not to come. Thanks, Dr Patrick!

Patrick: And they said I’d never make anything out of myself.

Spongebob: (can't dial phone due to large fingers) My fingers are too big for the buttons. Dr Patrick, will you call Sandy for me? (gives Patrick the phone)

Patrick: Sure, patient Spongebob. (Patrick calls Sandy, who is about to head out for Spongebob's place) Hello, Sandy?

Sandy: Hiya, Patrick.

Patrick: I’m calling on behalf of my patient, Spongebob.

Sandy: I’m on my way over to take him to the hospital.

Patrick: Uhh, uhh, that will no longer be required. He is in my care as of today.

Sandy: Well, I’m coming over to take a look. I’ll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot...

Patrick: Oh yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don’t bother, Sandy! (hangs up) Oh, Spongebob, quick, Sandy’s coming! We’ve got to make sure you’re well, or she’ll take you to the doctor! (runs into the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water) Don’t touch me, I’m sterile! Scalpel, please. (takes some sea-nut butter and spreads it on Spongebob's right foot. Then puts a piece of bread on each side and his shoe on it) Feeling better?

Spongebob: Uh-uh. (later, a string is attached to a door that Patrick closes. A tooth shoots out from the side)

Patrick: Feeling better yet?

Spongebob: (missing a tooth) Not really.

Patrick: (jumping on Spongebob in a ballet outfit) How...about...now?

Spongebob: I don’t...think so. (Patrick puts a big band-aid on Spongebob's back)

Patrick: Feeling better?

Spongebob: No. (Patrick rips the band-aid off and puts it somewhere else on Spongebob's back)

Patrick: How about now?

Spongebob: Nope. (Patrick rips the band-aid off and puts it somewhere else on Spongebob's back)

Patrick: How about now?

Spongebob: Uh-uh. (Patrick rips the band-aid off. Later, Sandy arrives outside Spongebob's house)

Sandy: Hello, Spongebob?

Patrick: (black mask on his head) Uh-oh, it’s Sandy. (Spongebob is tied onto a medieval machine. He sneezes and enlarges himself into a ball. Sandy knocks on the door) There’s no one home.<br>
Sandy: Patrick, you open this door. (Patrick is rolling Spongebob away) Patrick, sometimes I just don’t understand you. (Spongebob sneezes) Hey! (walks over to Patrick's house) Ok, Patrick, where’s Spongebob?

Patrick: Uhh, uhh, he’s not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep.

Sandy: Ok, now tell me, (shows two rocks) since when do you have two houses?

Patrick: Since I ran out of space to put my stuff.

Sandy: Uh-huh. Yeah. Since when do houses have feet? (Spongebob's feet are sticking out of the other rock)

Patrick: This is my mobile home. (Spongebob sneezes the rock off)

Spongebob: Hiya, Sandy.

Patrick: (holding Spongebob's hand) Hmmm, the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.

Sandy: Patrick, Spongebob has to see a real doctor.

Patrick: No he doesn’t! I’m taking good care of him! Show her, Spongebob! Say 'ahh'.

Spongebob: Ahh... (a green substance-like gas spreadsouts all over killing the plants, clams, and everything in its path)

Sandy: See? He’s even worse than I thought.

Patrick: (clothespin on his nose) What do you mean? He’s fine. (Sandy takes the clothespin off of his nose)

Spongebob: I’m ok, Sandy, really. (sneezes again, enlarging himself more)

Sandy: I’m taking you to the doctor right now. (rolls Spongebob away)

Patrick: Hey, that’s my patient! (runs over and pushes Spongebob the opposite way) You can’t take him to the doctor’s.

Sandy: (rolling Spongebob the other way again) Don’t be silly, Patrick!

Patrick: (carrying Spongebob the other way) He’s mine! (Sandy is log rolling Spongebob the opposite way)

Sandy: Spongebob, you’ll be better soon. (Patrick is using a wheelbarrow for Spongebob)

Patrick: I’ll save you! (Sandy is using Spongebob as a basketball)

Spongebob: I’m b-b-b-better, guys! Really! (both push Spongebob until
he squeezes through them into the air)

Sandy: Now look what you’ve done, Patrick!

Patrick: What I’ve done? Everything was fine until you showed up.

Sandy: You should be arrested for impersonating a doctor.

Patrick: Hey, I’m a good doctor, right, Spongebob? Spongebob? (Spongebob rolls away)

Spongebob: Guys, I can’t stop! (rolling down a hill, screaming) Help me! (Mr Krabs is shining up some money)

Mr Krabs: Shiny dimes.

Spongebob: Mr Krabs!

Mr Krabs: Spongebob? (runs out the front doors) Stop! Spongebob! Stop! (Spongebob stops in front of restaurant) Ooh. (Spongebob sneezes so hard, the pink bubbles destroy the Krusty Krab. Mr Krabs takes Spongebob to the doctor)

Doctor: Well, Mr Squarepants, it seems you have the suds. Are you ready for your treatment?

Spongebob: You’re not going to make me read old magazines, are you?

Doctor: No, silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans? (a real hand comes through the door and takes Spongebob out of the room. Shows the hand cleaning Spongebob with soap) Whoo! (Hans is using real Spongebob to rub a man's back in the shower) This tickles! (Hans uses real Spongebob to scrub a man's feet. Spongebob sniffs) I can smell again! (real Spongebob being used to wash a plate and a car) Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! (Spongebob being rinsed off in the sink and put back in the doctor's room)

Spongebob: I feel as good as new! I love the doctor!

Hans: Here is your lollipop. (hands Spongebob a big lollipop. Sandy winks at Spongebob)

Patrick: A lollipop? (takes a bubble wand and blows a bubble) Hey, doc, I got the suds, too.

Doctor: Oh, yes, Dr. Patrick, we have a special treatment for you.

Patrick: (Patrick gets taken away by Hans. He's being washed in the sink with soap) Hey, wait. (used on a cactus) Ouch! Well, that hurts. (being used to scrub a toilet) Wait, this doesn't seem right!

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Episode Transcript: Sleepy Time

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Episode Article: [[Sleepy Time (Episode)|Sleepy Time]]

==Cractreres==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]

Spongebob: Ah, time for bed, Gary. (takes off shoes and socks but socks still standing up but when Spongebob throws them on the floor, the socks go down and Gary puts them on his eyes)

Gary: Meow?

Spongebob: Oh, Gary. (pulls socks off Gary's eyes) You know what they say: curiosity salted the snail. Mind your wandering eye, you little mollusk. Sweet dreams, Gary. (snores and a dream cloud appears with the background of Krusty Krab stuff. Spongebob eyes appear then his eyes and then his mouth on a rock) Hey! Over here! (laughs while his arms wiggle on the ground. Both arms attach to the rock and the rock moves over to the other items. Spongebob's arms grab the eyes and puts them on the rock and then his legs come out and put his shoes on and his body is seen. A car comes over Spongebob and sits him in it. Spongebob's nose grows out) Wait a minute. I don't have a driver's license! (driver's license appears) Wow. My driver's license. I can't believe it! I sure take a good picture. (drives through a sign that says "Road Ends") Darn! I should have grown a mustache. (the boat starts bumping up and down rapidly; Spongebob is now driving off-road, hitting bumps in the sand; he smashes into a rock and flies out of the boat, still holding his license) How could I have forgotten the most important rule of driving? Always wear your seatbelt. (flies over the Krusty Krab) Hey, I can see the Krusty Krab from here. (Mrs Puff floats up to him) Mrs Puff! Look! I've finally got my driver's license!<br>
Mrs Puff: (takes his license and tears it up) Not even in your dreams, Mr Squarepants!

Spongebob: No! (flies through the dream cloud and on Spongebob's real bed) Ouch! Where am I? (walks and looks up to his real self) Is that me? Or is this me? Am I still dreaming?

Gary: Meow. (snoring) Meow.

Spongebob: (walks up to Gary's dream cloud) This must be Gary's dream. I'm gonna get a closer look. (jumps into the dream cloud and falls to the ground) Whoa! Wow. Look at all these books. I wonder where Gary is. Gary! Huh? (walks up to Gary reading a book) Excuse me, sir. Have you seen...? (Gary turns around)

Gary: Spongebob?

Spongebob: Gary?

Gary: How dare you invade the sanctity of my dreams?

Spongebob: Gary! You can talk!

Gary: (sighs) In dreams, one is not tethered by earthly limitations.

Spongebob: What does that mean?

Gary: Come. For ages, dreams have been thought of as windows to another realm. (picks up a book and reads from it) "Let me not mar that perfect dream by an auroral stain, but so adjust my daily night that it may come again." Emily Dickinson wrote that.

Spongebob: Who?

Gary: (flips a few pages) Here's one you might know. (clears throat) There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true.

Spongebob: (laughs) Gee Gary, you sure are smart.

Gary: Did you think my shell was full of hot air?

Spongebob: Well, thanks for the info, Gary. I'm going back to my own dream now.

Gary: Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan!

Spongebob: (jumps out of Gary's dream cloud and hops up onto his alarm clock to get into his own; sees Patrick's dream cloud outside the window) I wonder what Patrick's dreaming. (Patrick is stuck to the bottom of his rock, sucking his thumb and snoring; Spongebob runs over) I can't resist! (laughs and jumps in; inside, he opens a door; everything is white, and there is no scenery, just Patrick rocking back and forth on a 25¢ kiddie ride) Hey Patrick!

Patrick: Hi Spongebob.

Spongebob: (walks over) You know Patrick, this is a dream. You can do anything you want.

Patrick: Yup.

Spongebob: I mean anything! Watch. I can turn into a skyscraper. (transforms into the shape of a skyscraper) Going up! Eh? (sees that Patrick is unresponsive; looks dull) I can make... a million of me! (changes back to his normal shape and size, this time with a million copies of himself) Eh? Eh? (the clones disappear) Ah, tartar sauce. I'm going to a different dream. (leaves)

Patrick: Okay. Bye Spongebob. (kiddie ride comes to a halt; Patrick reaches into his pocket and pulls out another quarter and goes to put it in the slot, but accidentally drops it and it rolls away) Oh!!! (the quarter falls into a grate) Shoot, that was my last quarter. (sits on the ride with a dull gaze; meanwhile, Spongebob hops out of the dream cloud and starts to walk down the block; he stops below Squidward's dream cloud)

Spongebob: Ooh, this is gonna be good! (sucks in air and floats up into the cloud; inside, Squidward is playing clarinet in front of an applauding crowd; he has a powdered wig on his head) Psst! Squidward! (waving in the audience; Squidward stops playing) Hey, Squidward!

Squidward: Spongebob!

King: Ahem! (sitting in the balcony above the stage) Why do you stop playing, Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles?

Squidward: Yes, Your Highness. (Squidward starts to play but Spongebob tells the kind a joke and Squidward stops playing again) Spongebob!

King: (stops laughing) Hey! I have not instructed you to stop! Now play! (turns back to Spongebob) Now, do tell me the one about the man from Peru again.

Squidward: (really mad) Sponge... (snaps his clarinet in half; the audience gasps)...bob?

King: I came here to hear beautiful music! If I don't get my wish, it'll be your head! (Squidward laughs nervously)

Spongebob: Psst! Squidward! (Spongebob is a clarinet and Squidward
looks down so Spongebob winks and points to himself) Eh? Eh?

Squidward: (throws the broken pieces of the clarinet off the stage and crosses his arms) No way.

King: Ahem! (looks at Squidward)

Squidward: (looks at Spongebob) Please, Spongebob. No tricks.

Spongebob: Trust me, Squidward. (Squidward pretends to play Spongebob while Spongebob sings in a loud voice) La la, la la la la la la la la la! (the audience gasps) La la, la la la!

Squidward: Spongebob!

King: (sobbing) Why have you stopped playing that wonderful music? (Squidward looks at Spongebob and smiles then picks him up and plays) Audience Member: His music touches me ever-so. I fear that my tears my stain my petticoat. (everyone cheers)

Squidward: (bows) Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. (a few audience members run up and grab Spongebob and push Squidward out of the way) What is this instrument that produces such lovely sound?

Spongebob: (turns back to normal and runs away while audience chases him) So long, Squidward! (audience members chase after Spongebob pushing Squidward into a fruit barrel thing. Spongebob runs out the door and lands on the top of the treedome) Hey! I'm at Sandy's! (Sandy sleeping in her tree and Spongebob jumps in her dream cloud and opens a plane door) Aw, this looks neat! I wonder...(falls out of the plane) Ahh!

Sandy: (surfs up on a glideboard to Spongebob) Hey Spongebob, what brings you here?

Spongebob: Hey Sandy! What's going on?

Sandy: (turns upside down) Well, we're free-falling from 114,000 feet, and we're gonna land on that itty-bitty target. (a target is shown on the ground and Spongebob and Sandy spins around)

Spongebob: This seems kind of dangerous!

Sandy: Not as long as you've got a big old parachute!

Spongebob: Okay! (gives her a thumbs-up; both his shoes inflate)

Sandy: Not pair of shoes, Spongebob, parachute!

Spongebob: Gotcha! (lifts up a green parakeet perched on his finger)

Sandy: Not a parakeet! Para... (crashes in a truck labeled "Clam Manure" while Spongebob lands on the target)...medic.

Spongebob: Ahh! (crashes through the target and flips on the ground) Ouch! All right, that's it. No more messing with people's dreams. (sees a dream cloud coming out of Mr Krabs's house) H-h-hey! Mr Krabs. (climbs the anchor house and raises his head right under a pink flower in Pearl's dream) Uhh...Mr Krabs?

Pearl: Hello, Spongebob! (sits at a table with a green rabbit and a brown teddy bear, she pours some tea into the bear's cup)

Spongebob: (waves) Oh, Pearl. This is your dream.

Pearl: You're just in time for the tea party!

Spongebob: Actually, I was looking for your dad's dream.

Pearl: Oh. He's next door. (shakes head in disappointment) Boys don't understand the sophistication of tea parties. Right, Mr Stuffy?

Spongebob: Bye! (gets out of Pearl's dream and goes over ot Mr Krabs) I bet Mr Krabs's dream will be more robust. (peeks in the cloud and just floats on his backside in the large ocean until he hits Mr Krabs boat)

Mr Krabs: I've got you now, you slippery demon! (inside the boat, he grips into a fishing rod) You're putting up a good fight, yes you are. (Spongebob hops into the boat)

Spongebob: Whatcha doing, Mr Krabs?

Mr Krabs: I'm picking Neptune's pocket!

Spongebob: What are you talking about?

Mr Krabs: I'm talking about cold hard flippin' cash. It's the mighty Moby Dollar! (the dollar hooked on to the line goes above the water and then goes back under) Do you see her, boy? (reels it in) I got her! Here she comes! Thar she blows! (the dollar spits tons of pennies out of its blowhole)

Spongebob: (laughs) Look, Mr Krabs. Pennies!

Mr Krabs: Never mind the small change, lad. Get the net!

Spongebob: (grabs a small butterfly net) This one?

Mr Krabs: No, no, no, no! The money net! It's in me back pocket.

Spongebob: (reaches into Mr Krabs's back pocket and pulls out a huge wallet with Mr Krabs's license in it) Wow! You look real good with a mustache, Mr Krabs.

Mr Krabs: Never mind that, boy. Ready the net!

Spongebob: Net ready, sir! (opens up the wallet)

Mr Krabs: (pulls the dollar out of the water and heaves it into the wallet) I did it! (gets excited) I finally did it!

Spongebob: Congratulations, Mr Krabs. (puts down the wallet and wants to shake hands with Mr Krabs but when he tries the wallet bounces toward the back of the boat); the wallet bounces away)

Mr Krabs: No, Spongebob! Don't let it go!

Spongebob: Huh?

Mr Krabs: Get it, Spongebob! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! (Spongebob chases after it, but it hops off the back end of the boat)

Spongebob: Hey! Hey! I...!

Mr Krabs: No! (the dollar jumps in the lagoon and swims away)

Spongebob: This'll make a make a great fish story, eh Mr Krabs?

Mr Krabs: Oh Spongebob...

Spongebob: Yes, Mr Krabs?

Mr Krabs: (throws a rope around him) You're fired! (fires some sort of gun with a plunger inside it to which the rope is attached)

Spongebob: Ahh! (gets shot out of the dream cloud and into Plankton's dream on a building) Ooh! Hey, Plankton's dreaming about Bikini Bottom.

Plankton: Zap! (zaps a building near Spongebob and fish come running out) I see you. (stomps up to another building, twenty times the size of his normal self) Zap! (shoots a green laser out of his eye)
Fish: My leg!

Plankton: I see you. Zap!

Spongebob: Plankton! (tries to get himself untied from the rope around his ankle)

Plankton: I see you...(Spongebob gets untied and drops to the ground) Zap! (zaps and dissentegrates the building that Spongebob was on then walks to the Krusty Krab) Oh look, it's the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty. (steps on it) Crush! (picks up the Krusty Krab sign and starts to lick it while walking away) Lick, lick!

Spongebob: This isn't a dream, this is a nightmare!

Gary: Meow!

Spongebob: (stops and looks) Gary! Gary! No!

Gary: Meow! (Plankton still coming towards Gary making giant step sounds)

Plankton: Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Spongebob: Gary!!! (jumps for Gary) I've got you, Gary!

Plankton: Peekaboo, here comes my foot! (steps on Spongebob and Gary) Huh? (lifts his foot from pain) Yow!!!

Spongebob: (looking like a thumbtack) I think he's got the point. (laughs)

Plankton: (as Plankton's voice gets higher and higher until he goes back to his normal size) Whoa! (three burnt fish walk up to Plankton looking mad) Well, I guess I've got some explaining to do, huh? (fish on left lifts his foot about to stomp on Plankton) No! No! No! Not the face! (gets stepped on and his dream cloud pops and Spongebob comes out and plops on the ground)

Spongebob: Ooh! (Spongebob walks home into his own dream cloud where his real self is still sleeping) Ah, that was fun and all, but it's good to be back in my own dream cloud. (goes to sleep) Ah....(wakes up after hearing hs friends voices and faces hovering around his head)

Squidward: Spongebob!

Spongebob: Huh?

Mr Krabs: Spongebob!

Sandy: Spongebob!

Squidward: Spongebob!

Mr Krabs: Spongebob!

Spongebob: What do you want from me? Leave me alone! (wakes up from Squidward shaking him) No! No, no, no, no!

Squidward: Spongebob! (wakes Spongebob up)

Spongebob: Ahh!! (friends stand around his bed) What are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?

Squidward: No. We are not having a slumber party!

Sandy: Do us all a favor Spongebob, and stay out of our dreams! (everyone agrees) Come on, Spongebob!

Plankton: Take a hike!

Squidward: Don't we get enough of you during the day?

Gary: Meow!

Patrick: Does anyone have a quarter? (all stare at Patrick)

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