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<div>[[de:Episodenmitschriften/5. Staffel]]<br />
{{Seasons}}<br />
{{Episode Transscripts/Seasons}}<br />
===Season 5===<br />
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|-bgcolor="#CCCCCC"<br />
!No.<br />
!Episode Transscript<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|81<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Friend or Foe?|Friend or Foe?]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|82<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: The Original Fry Cook|The Original Fry Cook]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Night Light|Night Light]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|83<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Rise and Shine|Rise and Shine]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Waiting|Waiting]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Fungus Among Us|Fungus Among Us]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|84<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Spy Buddies|Spy Buddies]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Boat Smarts|Boat Smarts]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Good Old Whathisnameagain|Good Ol' Whathisname]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|85<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: New Digs|New Digs]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Krabs a la Mode|Krabs a la Mode]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|86<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Roller Cowards|Roller Cowards]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Bucket Sweet Bucket|Bucket Sweet Bucket]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|87<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: To Love A Patty|To Love A Patty]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Breath Of Fresh Squidward|Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|88<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Money Talks|Money Talks]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: SpongeBob Vs. Krabby Gadget|SpongeBob vs. Krabby Gadget]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Slimy Dancing|Slimy Dancing]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|89<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: The Krusty Sponge|The Krusty Sponge]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Sing a Song of Patrick|Sing a Song of Patrick]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|90<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: A Flea in Her Dome|A Flea in Her Dome]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: The Donut of Shame|The Donut of Shame]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: The Krusty Plate|The Krusty Plate]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|91<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Goo Goo Gas|Goo Goo Gas]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Le Big Switch|Le Big Switch]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|92<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Atlantis SquarePantis|Atlantis SquarePantis]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|93<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Picture Day|Picture Day]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Pat No Pay|Pat No Pay]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: BlackJack|BlackJack]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|94<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Blackened Sponge|Blackened Sponge]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Mermaidman vs SpongeBob|Mermaidman vs Spongebob]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|95<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: SpongeHenge|SpongeHenge]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Stanley S. SquarePants|Stanley S. SquarePants]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|96<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea|20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Banned in Bikini Bottom|Banned in Bikini Bottom]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|97<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Battle of Bikini Bottom|Battle of Bikini Bottom]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: The Inmates of Summer|The Inmates of Summer]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|98<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: The Two Faces of Squidward|The Two Faces of Squidward]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: To Save a Squirrel|To Save a Squirrel]]<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|99<br />
|TBA<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|100<br />
|TBA<br />
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<div>[[de:Episoden/5. Staffel]][[Category:Episode]][[Category:Season 5]]<br />
{{Seasons}}<br><br />
{{Episode Transscripts/Seasons}}<br />
{| style="background:#f0f0f0"<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffcc"<br />
| <center>'''#'''</center> || <center>'''Titlecard'''</center> || <center>'''Title'''</center> || <center>'''Description'''</center> || <center>'''Screenshot'''</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|81<br />
|[[Image:81_.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Friend or Foe? (Episode)|Friend or Foe?]]<br />
|the reason why Mr. Krabs and Plankton became enemies is revealed.<br />
|<center>[[Image:Babykrabs.JPG|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|82<br />
|[[Image:82a.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[The Original Fry Cook (Episode)|The Original Fry Cook]]<br />
|the Krusty Krab's original fry cook, Jim, visits.<br />
|<center>[[Image:Jim.JPG|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|[[Image:82b.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Night Light (Episode)|Night Light]]<br />
|after reading a scary story, SpongeBob becomes afraid of the dark.<br />
|<center>[[Image:Crying.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|83<br />
|[[Image:83a.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Rise and Shine (Episode)|Rise and Shine]]<br />
|Patrick's daily routine is revealed.<br />
|<center>[[Image:Sandsponge.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|[[Image:83b.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Waiting (Episode)|Waiting]]<br />
|SpongeBob waits for a cereal prize to arrive in the mail.<br />
|<center>[[Image: Grinsebacke.jpg | 75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|[[Image:83c.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Fungus Among Us (Episode)|Fungus Among Us]]<br />
|A fungus speads all over the town.<br />
|<center>[[Image:Drtypi.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|84<br />
|[[Image:84a.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Spy Buddies (Episode)|Spy Buddies]]<br />
|SpongeBob and Patrick became spy buddies and spy on Plankton.<br />
|<center>[[Image:Guppiesrus.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|[[Image:84b.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Boat Smarts (Episode)|Boat Smarts]]<br />
|[[Mrs. Puff]] gives a video that teaches boat safety, starring SpongeBob and Squidward<br />
|<center>[[Image: Boot_smarts.jpg | 75px]] </center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|[[Image:84c.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Good Old Whathisnameagain (Episode)|Good Old Whatshisname]]<br />
|Mr. Krabs holds a contest to know the most names of the customers.<br />
|<center>[[Image: Wasgehtsiedasan!.jpg | 75px]] </center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|85<br />
|[[Image:85a.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[New Digs (Episode)|New Digs]]<br />
|In order to never be late at work, SpongeBob moves to The Krusty Krab.<br />
|<center>[[Image: Thadaeuszimmer.jpg | 75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|[[Image:85b.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Krabs a la Mode (Episode)|Krabs a la Mode]]<br />
|Plankton freezes the Krusty Krab using the thermostat.<br />
|<center>[[Image:PDVD 000.c.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|86<br />
|[[Image:86a.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Roller Cowards (Episode)|Roller Cowards]]<br />
|SpongeBob and Patrick are excited about "The Scariest Roller Coaster Ever."<br />
|<center>[[Image: Faust_des_Schmerzes.jpg | 75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|[[Image:86b.jpg|75 px]]<br />
|[[Bucket Sweet Bucket (Episode)|Bucket Sweet Bucket]]<br />
|Plankton tricks SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward to fix the Chum Bucket.<br />
|<center> [[image:Schöner_Abfalleimer.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|87<br />
|[[Image:87a.jpg | 75 px]] <br />
|[[To Love A Patty (Episode)|To Love A Patty]]<br />
|SpongeBob has difficulty getting rid of the perfect patty.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|[[Image:87b.jpg | 75 px]]<br />
|[[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath Of Fresh Squidward]]<br />
|Squidward's personality changes when he is electrocuted by his own fence.<br />
|[[Image: Thaddl-MdM.jpg | 75px]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|88<br />
|[[Image:88a.jpg | 75 px]] <br />
|[[Money Talks (Episode)|Money Talks]]<br />
|Mr. Krabs wishes that he could talk to his money.<br />
|<center>[[Image: MrKrabs Geld.jpg | 75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|[[Image:88b.jpg | 75 px]]<br />
|[[SpongeBob Vs. Krabby Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs Krabby Gagdet]]<br />
|SpongeBob battles a machine operated by Squidward.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|[[Image:88c.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Slimy Dancing (Episode)|Slimy Dancing]]<br />
|Squidward wants to win a Dance Contest.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|89<br />
|[[Image:89a.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[The Krusty Sponge (Episode)|The Krusty Sponge]]<br />
|When a food critic gives SpongeBob high ratings, Mr. Krabs makes the Krusty Krab sponge-themed.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|[[Image:89b.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[Sing a Song of Patrick (Episode)|Sing a Song of Patrick]]<br />
|A comic book offer gives Patrick the idea to make his own song.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|90<br />
|[[Image:90a.jpg|75px]]<br />
|[[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]]<br />
|After going to a scientist convention, Sandy brings back a flea. It reproduces and infects her, SpongeBob, and Patrick.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|<center>[[Image:90b.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[The Donut of Shame (Episode)|The Donut of Shame]]<br />
|Patrick steals SpongeBob's donut, and he goes home to eat it. However, the longer he has it, the more guilty he feels.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|<center>[[Image:90c.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[The Krusty Plate (Episode)|The Krusty Plate]]<br />
|SpongeBob won't leave The Krusty Krab until a mess is cleaned.<br />
|<center>[[Image:Krustyplate.JPG|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|91<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[Goo Goo Gas (Episode)|Goo Goo Gas]]<br />
|Plankton creates a gas that reverses the process of aging and changes adults to babies.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[Le Big Switch (Episode)|Le Big Switch]]<br />
|Mr. Krabs turns the Krusty Krab into a french resturaunt, and sends SpongeBob to a french chef's exchange program.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="1"|92<br />
|<center>[[Image:Atlantis SquarePantis.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]]<br />
|SpongeBob ventures to Atlantis and meets Lord Royal Highness ([[David Bowie]]).<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|93<br />
|<center>[[Image:93a.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[Picture Day (Episode)|Picture Day]]<br />
|Spongebob gets ready for his Boating School pictures but can't stay clean.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|<center>[[Image:93b.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[Pat No Pay (Episode)|Pat No Pay]]<br />
|Patrick buys a Krabby Patty without paying for it, and then is forced to work at the Krusty Krab.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|<center>[[Image:93c.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[BlackJack (Episode)|BlackJack]]<br />
|Spongebob's cousin, Blackjack, has stolen his parents and goes out to save them.<br />
|<center>[[Image:Uncle Blue.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|94<br />
|<center>[[Image:94a.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[Blackened Sponge (Episode)|Blackened Sponge]]<br />
|Spongebob accidentally gives himself a black eye.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|<center>[[Image:94b.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[Mermaidman vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaidman vs Spongebob]]<br />
|Plankton hypnotizes [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] to attack the Krusty Krab.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|95<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[SpongeHenge (Episode)|SpongeHenge]]<br />
|SpongeBob attracts jellyfish when the wind produces music through the holes in his body, but he must move away when the jellyfish become a problem.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)|Stanley S. SquarePants]]<br />
|SpongeBob's klutzy cousin Stanley visits.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|96<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[20,000 Patties Under the Sea (Episode)|20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]<br />
|A mobile Krusty Krab made from an old submarine inspires Plankton to build a traveling Chum Bucket, resulting in an undersea battle between the rivals.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|<center>[[Image:Banned in Bikini Bottom.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[Banned in Bikini Bottom (Episode)|Banned in Bikini Bottom]]<br />
|Krabby Patties are banned from Bikini Bottom after SpongeBob's musical tribute irritates Miss Priss.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|97<br />
|<center>[[Image:Battle of Bikini Bottom.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[The Battle of Bikini Bottom (Episode)|The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]<br />
|SpongeBob and Patrick clash over cleanliness.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|<center>[[Image:The Inmates of Summer.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[The Inmates of Summer (Episode)|The Inmates of Summer]]<br />
|SpongeBob and Patrick mistake a prisoner ship for the boat to summer camp.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|align="center" rowspan="2"|98<br />
|<center>[[Image:The Two Faces of Squidward.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[The Two Faces of Squidward (Episode)|The Two Faces of Squidward ]]<br />
|Everyone falls for Squidward after plastic surgery makes him irresistibly handsome.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|[[To Save a Squirrel (Episode)|To Save a Squirrel]]<br />
|SpongeBob and Patrick are lost in the wild after stowing away on one of Sandy's trips.<br />
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center><br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|}<br />
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Episode Transcript: Dunces and Dragons
2007-12-02T18:27:24Z
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{| border="1"<br />
|-bgcolor="#CCCCCC"<br />
!Back Episode Transscript<br />
!Next Episode Transscript<br />
|-<br />
|align="center" rowspan="3"|[[Episode Transscript: Funny Pants|Funny Pants]]<br />
|[[Episode Transscript: Enemy In-Law|Enemy In-Law]]<br />
|}<br />
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Episode Article: [[Dunces and Dragons (Episode)|Dunces and Dragons]]<br />
<br />
==Cractreres==<br />
<br />
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star]]<br />
*[[Squidly]]<br />
*[[Midelder Sandy]]<br />
*[[King Krabs]]<br />
*[[Planktonamor]]<br />
*[[Karen]]<br />
*[[Princess Pearl]]<br />
<br />
(Spongebob & Patrick are running through the fields)<br><br />
Spongebob: (laughing) Hurry, Patrick, it's almost time for the joust.<br><br />
Patrick: Right behind ya, Spongebob. (giggles then both stop. A castle with a sign that says "Medieval Moments" is in front of them)<br><br />
Speaker: Welcome to Medieval Moments. You're just 20 wizard spaces from swords, sorcery and bad hygiene. (Spongebob & Patrick run in)<br><br />
Henchman: Right this way, please.<br />
Spongebob: Excuse my good man, I believe thou meant to say "Righteth this wayeth". (both giggle)<br><br />
Henchman: (tempted to kill self but doesn't) Some day but not today.<br><br />
(Inside castle)<br><br />
Spongebob: How's that mutton, Patrick?<br><br />
Patrick: Me thinks it's mutton-tastic. (trumpet sounds)<br><br />
Medieval Queen: Maury, you're suppose to announce the jousting tournament!<br><br />
Medieval King: Good evening, fair patrons of medieval moments. By royal decree, we ask that two audience members come forth and participate in the, uhh, royal joust. (Spongebob & Patrick raise their hands) Oh, alright. It appears that the pink starfish and the yellow sponge are our lucky contestants tonight. Hoorah.<br><br />
Spongebob: Isn't this exciting, Patrick? To think, we'll be watching the joust this close up.<br><br />
Royal Henchman: You won't be watching the joust, you're in the joust.<br><br />
Spongebob: Pat, do you know how to ride a seahorse.<br><br />
Patrick: Nuh-uh. (seahorses gallop on opposite sides of the stadium)<br><br />
Spongebob: Mr seahorse, sir, you're gentle on beginners, aren't you? (seahorse rides towards Patrick)<br><br />
Patrick: Spongebob, help!<br><br />
Crowd: Take his head off!<br><br />
Spongebob: I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask for a bathroom break? (both screaming as Spongebob hits Patrick clear out of the stadium) Patrick! (Spongebob's seahorse throws him out of the stadium)<br><br />
Patrick: (lands outside) Glad that's over. (Spongebob lands on top of him)<br><br />
Spongebob: (calvary riding towards Spongebob & Patrick) Look, some employees from the restaurant came to help us.<br><br />
Horseman: Arrest these traitors for committing the act of witchcraft from falling from the sky.<br><br />
Spongebob: (touches the spears point) Whoa, they really go that extra mile for authenticity. Salutations my fellow knights.<br><br />
Horseman: Silence heathen. (slices Spongebobs helmet in half)<br><br />
Spongebob: Ah! I get the point. (both tossed in the dungeon)<br />
Dungeon Master: Nighty night, ladies. You'll have many more in here.<br><br />
Spongebob: Gee, Pat, these props sure are convincing. (both hear clarinet playing. A "squidward" like creature wearing a medieval outfit is playing the clarinet)<br><br />
Squidly: Oh, blast this confounded instrument. If I never play with ease, may my own great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson be cursed ten-fold.<br><br />
Spongebob: Squidward, what are you doing here?<br><br />
Squidly: (looks around confused) Does thou talketh to me?<br><br />
Spongebob: (laughs) Good one, Squidward. (imitates Squidly) Does thou talketh to me?<br><br />
Squidly: Scoth not, young squire. Thou hath mistaken me for another. I am Squidly, the king's royal fool. Or at least I was until I royally messed up.<br><br />
Spongebob: Wow, what'd you do?<br><br />
Squidly: I'll show you.<br />
<br />
Music: "First [[Squidly's Songs|Squidly's Song]]"<br />
I was the king's favorite fool<br />
I made merry mirth and laughter<br />
Then I told one bad joke<br />
And the king had a stroke<br />
And now I hang from ye ol' rafter<br />
Patrick: (stomach growls) What does a guy have to do get some mutton around here? I’m starving!<br><br />
Squidly: Don’t hold thy breath. We’ll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century.<br><br />
Spongebob: They sure do take their role-playing seriously around here. (explosion outside)<br><br />
Patrick: What’s that?<br />
<br />
Music: "Second Squidly's Song"<br />
The evil wizard's dragon is here<br />
See the townsfolk scream with fear<br />
See the townsfolk try to run<br />
I can tell this won't be fun<br />
<br />
The dragon will torch everything<br />
Everything in the valley<br />
Hospitals, schools, retirement homes,<br />
And even ye olde bowling alley<br />
Citizen: Not the bowling alley! (dragon zaps bowling alley into dust. Citizen cries)<br><br />
Spongebob: Knights, jesters, dragons, medieval bowling alleys, 12th century? Don’t you see, Patrick? We really are in medieval times.<br><br />
Dungeon Master: The king wants a word with you two.<br><br />
Patrick: Yay!<br><br />
Spongebob: Wait, we don’t leave without Squidly.<br><br />
Dungeon Master: Why should I take him?<br><br />
Spongebob: Because, umm, Squidly has thought of some brilliant songs for the king and he just has to hear them. Isn’t that right, Squidly?<br><br />
Squidly: (nods) Absolutely. (plays clarinet)<br><br />
Spongebob: (stops Squidly) Squidly, uhh, maybe you should wait for the king to hear that.<br><br />
Squidly: Suit thineselves. Thou does not knowest what thou art missing.<br><br />
King: Woe is me. Woe is me. Woe is me. What to do? What to do?<br><br />
Pearl: Father, what are thou going on about now?<br><br />
King: Oh, just the same ol’ thing dear daughter. It’s that evil Planktonimor. His insidious dragon’s destroyed half the kingdom. Soon, there’ll be no citizens to tax. Not one of me best knights have been able to defeat him. (has a stroke)<br><br />
Pearl: Father, remember your blood pressure. You wouldn’t want another leech treatment, would you?<br><br />
Medieval Gary: Meow.<br><br />
Henchman: Your highness, the dungeon master has brought the prisoners you asked for.<br><br />
King: Well don’t just stand there, send ‘em in.<br><br />
Henchman: Sure thing, your highness. (King Krabs & Pearl look at each other blankly)<br><br />
Spongebob: Hey Mr Krabs.<br><br />
King: How dare you bark in that tone, nave. I am the feared ruler of this kingdom and will be addressed as such.<br><br />
Spongebob: Sorry.<br><br />
King: And why have you brought this fool back into me throne room.<br><br />
Squidly: If your majesty may be so kind, I think I have a song that will answer all your questions.<br><br />
King: Ohh, alright, alright. But this is your last chance, fool.<br><br />
Squidly: Oh, thank you sir. Thank you. You won’t be disappointed.<br />
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Music: "Third Squidly's Song"<br />
Oh hear me king<br />
For I must sing, <br />
How you are the greatest<br />
At everything. <br />
Like letting a dragon<br />
Burn down our city, <br />
A horrible sight<br />
That wasn't pretty. <br />
Twas all your fault<br />
And tis a pity, <br />
You are bad<br />
You are to blame. <br />
Now hang your kingly head in shame<br />
La la la la la la la la la la la! <br />
The king is bad<br />
The king’s to blame, <br />
He hangs his kingly head in shame. <br />
La la la la la la la la la la la! <br />
King: Guards, send these slanderers to the guillotine. (shown a guillotine that cuts a pineapple in half)<br><br />
Spongebob: Wait, you don’t understand. We’re not from here.<br><br />
King: That’s because you’re witches who were sent by Planktonimor to destroy me.<br><br />
Spongebob: No, we’re time travelers. (King gets angry) Help me out here, Patrick.<br><br />
Patrick: I’m not sure that there’s anything I can add at this point.<br><br />
King: Ok, I’m through playing around. Guards! (gives the signal for their beheading)<br><br />
Pearl: Father, you must spare me. Has thou forgotten about the prophecy.<br><br />
King: What prophecy?<br><br />
Pearl: The one above your head.<br><br />
King: How long has that been there?<br><br />
Pearl: The story tells of two brave knights who fall from the sky. And are sent by the king to rid the lamenting town of the evil dragon controlled by the one-eyed wizard. Father, don’t you get it? It’s them. These strangers have come to rescue us, like in the prophecy. (dragon breaks through the wall)<br><br />
King: How dare you defile my house, demon! (dragon zaps King Krabs and grabs Princess Pearl) Princess Pearl! I’m coming Pearl. Prepare to meet thy maker, foul beast. (dragon flicks King Krabs away)<br><br />
Spongebob: (at the guillotine) Well, I guess this is it, Patrick.<br><br />
Patrick: I guess so. I’m gonna miss you, Spongebob. (cries)<br><br />
Spongebob: I’ll miss you too, buddy. (both cry as King Krabs crashes into the guillotine, breaking it. Dragon takes Pearl away)<br><br />
Pearl: Daddy, help!!<br><br />
King: Pearl!! (cries) Can no one stop this madness? (sun shines on Spongebob & Patrick) You two, my apologies. (kisses their feet) Most noble and valiant warriors.<br><br />
Patrick: I guess this is what you call the royal treatment.<br><br />
King: May Neptune grant you safety on your perilous journey to the evil wizard’s castle to which no one has escaped alive.<br><br />
Spongebob: We’re going on a perilous journey?<br><br />
King: Well, of course, you’re the chosen ones. Huh, what’s this? A lost piece of the prophecy? Hmmm…<br><br />
Spongebob: Lemme guess, more praise for our heroic stature?<br><br />
King: Actually, it says I’m suppose to kick you out of here.<br><br />
Spongebob: Say no more, your majesty. Us manly knights are so manly, we kick ourselves out of places. Come on, Patrick! (kicks self out)<br><br />
Patrick: Look out trouble! (kicks self out)<br><br />
Squidly: Well, so much for their company. (plays clarinet)<br><br />
King: On second thought, you better go with ‘em. They could use the entertainment.<br><br />
Squidly: Have it your way.<br><br />
King: Good luck strange ones!<br><br />
Spongebob: (Spongebob, Patrick, & Squidly are now walking down the road) I know we’re a prophecy and all, but I don’t think we can stop the dragon with our bare hands.<br><br />
Patrick: Yeah, we need some gloves.<br><br />
Squidly: Perhaps yonder blacksmith can provide some arms for your battle.<br><br />
Spongebob: At last, an honest man of the soil. Observe, as a I effortlessly commingle with this brutish native. (enters blacksmith shop) Greetings, iron man. I am Sir Spongebob of Bikini… (blacksmith grabs Spongebob with his tongs)<br />
Blacksmith: I told you people before, I’d have the rent when I have it.<br><br />
Spongebob: We just wanted to buy some armor.<br><br />
Blacksmith: Well, why didn’t you just say that? (lets Spongebob go) Hmmm, I’ve got just the thing for you.<br><br />
Patrick: (holding a helmet) This is awesome. (puts helmet over his already worn helmet) Hey, Spongebob, get out here! (Spongebob walks out standing on metal legs and wearing a big protective helmet) Whoa, Spongebob you look incredible.<br><br />
Blacksmith: And now for the piece de resistance. (welds a sword for Spongebob) Your sword, brave knight. Hand-forged from anodized dragon’s skin. It is truly a weapon worthy of a knight of your stature.<br><br />
Spongebob: (struggles) A little heavy, isn’t it? (drops the sword piercing through the blacksmiths chest)<br><br />
Blacksmith: (laughs) That’s gonna need some stitches. Let me see what I else I got. (searches through a chest of weapons) Unfortunately, all I have in the way of light weaponry is this jellyfish net.<br><br />
Spongebob: That’s perfect! (later Spongebob, Patrick & Squidly are walking towards the castle of Lord Planktonimor)<br><br />
Squidly: We doth have a long journey ahead of us.<br><br />
Spongebob: It’s a good thing I packed us a lunch of delicious krabby patties.<br><br />
Patrick: Ooh!<br><br />
Lord Planktonimor: (looking through a crystal ball) This be the legendary prophecy? (laughs) Oh, that be-eth a wretch. T’would almost insult me would it not be so funny.<br><br />
Karen: (as crystal ball) Planktonimor, thou art cocky and overly confident with thyself.<br><br />
Lord Planktonimor: Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy. (dragon appears) Deliver my demands onto his majesty, King Krabs. (laughs then coughs)<br />
Dark Knight: Halt, who goes there?<br><br />
Squidly: Doth my eyes betray me? Tis the nefarious dark knight.<br />
<br />
Music: "Fourth Squidly's Song"<br />
Oh dark knight<br />
Spare us please,<br />
Don't cut off our heads<br />
Or boil our knees.<br />
Pray take these two and let me go free<br />
And will give to thee some...cheese!<br />
Spongebob & Patrick: Dark knight?!<br><br />
Dark Knight: I asketh once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself.<br><br />
Spongebob: I am Spongebob and this is Patrick. (laughs nervously) We’ve been sent to rescue Princess Pearl from Planktonimor.<br><br />
Dark Knight: If thou wishes to get across, thou willst have… (reveals self as medieval Sandy) to get through me.<br><br />
Spongebob: (gasps) Medieval Sandy! I know how to handle this. With a little karate. (both attack each other but Spongebob swallows Sandy then spits her out into a rock)<br><br />
Dark Knight: By the hammer of Odem, this be a new fighting style my eyes have not yet seen.<br><br />
Spongebob: I am bad, oh yeah! Whoo!<br><br />
Dark Knight: Doth thou tryeth to insult me. Thou willst drink from the fountain of shame.<br><br />
Spongebob: Pssh, did you hear that Patrick? I told you she sings like a Squirrel. (Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws Spongebob into a rock. Spongebob ends up having his legs and arms switched) Good one, Medieval Sandy. But can you handle my feet of fury? (attacks Dark Knight but the D.K. jumps out of the way as Spongebob bounces off the rock and into D.K. sending her into the other rock. Spongebob attacks her again but the D.K. pins Spongebob against the rock)<br><br />
Dark Knight: Willst thou like a little rub down? (as she is rubbing Spongebob turns into dust causing the D.K. to cough. Spongebob appears normal again and karate chops D.K.) You have fested me, yellow knight. Strike quick and true, noble sponge.<br />
Spongebob: I don’t understand a word you just said! (laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real squirrel but with x’s for eyes) Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don’t look so good. Sandy? Sandy… (screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight) Patrick, it’s working. Do it again. (Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her)<br><br />
Dark Knight: Thou hath spare me kind & noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonimor and learn a trifle of that karate.<br />
Spongebob: Yeah, karate! (karate chops Squidly in half)<br />
Squidly: Oweth.<br><br />
Henchman: Your majesty! Your majesty! A scroll hath arrive for thee.<br><br />
King: Thou must hand over thy village and thy throne or thy daughter shall be dipped into a cauldron of lava?! Pearl!! (Pearl screams)<br><br />
Squidly: That be the shriek of the fair Princess.<br />
<br />
Music: "Fifth Squidly's Song"<br />
Hark the Princess<br />
She screams from the tower,<br />
By the sound of her shrieks<br />
This is her final hour.<br />
Dark Knight: Then time be of the essence. Doth we all remember thy plan.<br><br />
Patrick: No, uhh, I mean yes. Yes! That’s what I said, heh. Yes.<br />
Dark Knight: Then let us forge on. Make way, heathens. Dark Knight coming through.<br><br />
Guard: State thy business, Dark Knight.<br><br />
Dark Knight: These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonimor and I needeth to know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools. Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart. Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one taking away their every single last eyelash wish. (Spongebob screams)<br><br />
Guard: Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. (Spongebob still screaming) Wait! Make a wish. (plucks one of Spongebobs eyelashes)<br><br />
Dark Knight: Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir Spongebob. Posing as a frat and wee baby in ye ol’ diapers did make it most believable.<br><br />
Spongebob: Yeah, you think we fooled them? (Pearl screams) Wait, that’s Pearl. I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doophus.<br><br />
Squidly: That be royal fool.<br><br />
Spongebob: (running up the stairs followed by the rest of the group) Hang on, Pearl, we’re coming to rescue you! (panting) We’re a-comin. Almost there. Oh, dear Neptune.<br><br />
Lord Planktonimor: Soon the King’s village will be mine, mine, mine!! (Pearl screams)<br><br />
Spongebob: (panting out of breath) Unhand her, you fiend!!<br><br />
Pearl: The prophecy is nie!<br><br />
Spongebob: We’re here to rescue you, Pearl. Whew! Can I get a glass of water?<br><br />
Lord Planktonimor: Sparkling or regular? Sike it!<br><br />
Spongebob: (gasps) You truly are the nastiest wizard in all of Bikini Bottom Shire. Prepare to be vanquished.<br />
Lord Planktonimor: Bring it oneth, nave.<br><br />
Spongebob: (as he runs to attack Lord Planktonimor, he steps on him without knowing) What the…? Where…? Oh… (laughs) I didn’t see you. You’re so tiny. (Plankton gets up and uses his magic on Spongebob. But Spongebob laughs) That tickles! Tiny powers! Tiny powers! (as Lord Planktonimor is zapping Spongebob, the rest of the group frees Pearl but she crashes through the top)<br />
Pearl: I be-eth ok.<br><br />
Lord Planktonimor: (Spongebob gets zaps by dragon) Wow…huh? (notices dragon) Yes! Yes! Sicketh them boy! (dragon chases them)<br><br />
Squidly: Perhaps a soothing lyric will calm thee.<br />
<br />
Music: "Sixth Squidly's Song"<br />
There once was a dragon<br />
So handsome and smart,<br />
He let me go free<br />
For he had a big heart.<br />
Squidly: (dragon zaps him) Everyone be-eth a critic.<br><br />
Dark Knight: Hi-ya!! (attacks dragon but dragon zaps her)<br><br />
Patrick: No! No! No! (gets zapped)<br><br />
Lord Planktonimor: Dead end for you, simpleton. (laughs)<br><br />
Spongebob: Wait a minute. (gets out the jellyfish net and captures the dragon) Wow, the boys back home will never believe this.<br><br />
Patrick: I’m right here and I don’t believe it. (dragon zaps his way out of the net)<br><br />
Spongebob & Patrick: No! No! No! No!<br><br />
Spongebob: Well, I guess this is it, Pat.<br><br />
Patrick: Yeah. Hey, can we eat those krabby patties now?<br><br />
Spongebob: Sure, buddy.<br><br />
Patrick: Yay! (dragon takes the krabby patty and eats it) Hey!<br><br />
Spongebob: Patrick look! He’s eating the krabby patties.<br><br />
Patrick: Huh? No! No! No-o-o! The horror. The horror.<br><br />
Spongebob: No, Patrick, it’s a good thing.<br><br />
Patrick: It is?<br><br />
Spongebob: Sure it is. Just listen to him purr. He loves that krabby patty.<br><br />
Lord Planktonimor: For sooth. What be-eth going on here? Destroy them! Do it now or so help me.<br><br />
Spongebob: Umm, I’d be more than happy to make you some more of those delicious krabby patties. (dragons zaps Planktonimor)<br />
Lord Planktonimor: Curses. You win.<br><br />
Squidly: (everyone is at a celebration) Make way. Thy king’s heroes cometh through.<br />
<br />
Music: "Seventh and Final Squidly's Song"<br />
Hark! Ring the bell<br />
Tis all ended well<br />
The dragon is vanquished<br />
The princess returned<br />
And only a few of us got badly burned!<br />
King: Order up! (flips burger so dragon catches it and eats it) Hmmm, I doth wonder if I could sell these, uhh, krabby patties. (laughs. Squidly plays his clarinet)<br><br />
Citizen: Not that horrible noise.<br><br />
Citizen #2: Make it stop! (citizen #1 throws a rock through the clarinet which causes the seahorses to launch Spongebob & Patrick into the air and back down where it is now the present)<br><br />
Medieval Queen: Hey kid, are you ok? That was some fall you had.<br />
Spongebob: Oh, I guess I shouldn’t have agitated that seahorse. That was some dream, huh, Patrick? Patrick?<br><br />
Patrick: Try telling that to Squidly. (Patrick squished Squidly into an accordion)<br />
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84.160.235.168
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Episode Transcript: BlackJack
2007-12-02T15:19:50Z
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Episode Article: [[BlackJack (Episode)|BlackJack]]<br />
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==Cractreres==<br />
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Mr. Squarepants]]<br />
*[[Mrs. Squarepants]]<br />
*[[Grandma Squarepants]]<br />
*[[Blackjack]]<br />
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(an envelope is pushed through Spongebob's door)<br><br />
Gary: Meow.<br><br />
Spongebob: Thank you, Mr Postman. Thanks, Gary. (throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth) Hm, can't read the return address. (tears the envelope open) Maybe this will shed some light. (reads the paper) Hey, Spongebob, it's your cousin Blacjack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. Blackjack. (end of letter) Cousin Blackjack's out of prison?<br><br />
Gary: Meow?<br><br />
spongebob: That's right, Gary, the cousin Blackjack. The same cousin Blackjack that used to beat me up all the time when we were kids. (flashback to Spongebob with a bowtie and blue hat on)<br><br />
Blackjack: Come on, little man. Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough.<br><br />
Spongebob: Why should we?<br><br />
Blackjack: Because it'll show what a little man you are. (spins Spongebob around and plays with him as a jumprope. End of flashback)<br><br />
Spongebob: Oh, no. That was years ago, Gary.<br><br />
Gary: Meow.<br><br />
Spongebob: My sentiments exactly. Just imagine what he must look like now. (imagines Blackjack as a giant) Hi, Spongebob. It's been a while. Good to see that you're still a little man. (laughs. Picks up Spongebob and tears him in half then laughs some more) That brute has my parents. I gotta get over there. (puts his clothes in a suitcase) Gary, I don't know how long I'll be gone. I don't know if I'll ever come back.<br><br />
Gary: Meow.<br><br />
Spongebob: I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents. (wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cut to Spongebob's parents house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic) Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross?" Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here:a crime has been committed. No! Get it together, Squarepants. To face Blackjack, you've got to be as tough as nails. (forces himself inside the house) Huh? All the furniture is covered in plastic. The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here?(walks forward a little) What's this? Blackjack smashed my family portrait. Oh, no. What has he done with my parents? (imagines parents watching TV)<br><br />
Mrs Squarepants: Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you what with you in the office all hours of the day. (Mr Squarepants snorts. Blackjack busts down the door and laughs) I got a new outfit for ya. (both parents are whimpering)<br><br />
Spongebob: That fiend. Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. (reads note) Spongebob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm gonna do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. Blackjack. (end of note) He's gonna get Grandma, too. I have to stop him. (cut to Grandma's house) Grandma! Where are you? Are you ok? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? (sees a gingerbread man on a plate) Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp. Oh, that animal. (sobs)<br><br />
Grandma: Spongebob?<br><br />
Spongebob: Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond?<br><br />
Grandma: Well, if you mean from beyond the kitchen table, yes. You're just in time. I've baked a fresh batch of gingerbread men.<br><br />
Spongebob: But where's Blackjack?<br><br />
Grandma: Oh, Blackjack just called and left a message for you. He couldn't make it because he's got some loose ends to tie up.<br><br />
Spongebob: Loose ends. My parents! He's tied them up?<br><br />
Grandma: And if you don't hurry, you'll miss out on all the fun. (Spongebob imagines his parents being hung over a boiler by Blackjack) And when it's all done, he'll need help cleaning up the mess.<br><br />
Spongebob: Cleaning up the mess? (face deflates) I got to get help. I'll go to Uncle Cap'n Blue's. He'll know what to do. (runs to Cap'n Blue's where he is mowing the yard. Spongebob jumps on the lawn mower) Uncle Cap'n Blue, I need your help.<br><br />
Uncle: Well, if it isn't little Spongebob. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. (shakes Spongebob's hand but tears his arm off in the process)<br><br />
Spongebob: I need you to help me rescue my parents.<br><br />
Uncle: Sure, Little Bobby. I could use some help with the lawn, but you're gonna need this to do the job right. (hands back his arm. Spongebob mows the lawn)<br><br />
Narrator: 346 minutes later.<br><br />
Spongebob: Uncle Cap'n Blue, I need to help my parents. They're in danger.<br><br />
Uncle: (turns off the mixer) What? You want to build a fence? (laughs) The boy came to work.<br><br />
Spongebob: Actually, I came to try to find my...<br><br />
Uncle: (shoves wooden boards, hammers, and nails in Spongebob's face) And when you're done, I've made a tomato and clam juice smoothie to refresh you. (drinks the smoothie out of the mixer) Ah. (Spongebob builds a fence all the way around Uncle Cap'n Blue's property) (over speaker) And how many candles you burning out there? Over. (indistinct speech and static) Do you copy? Over? (tries turning the knob) Copy?Do you copy?<br><br />
Spongebob: Uncle Cap'n Blue, Uncle Cap'n Blue? Please help me.<br><br />
Uncle: Well, of course you can. (Spongebob cuts off some coral, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, it's nighttime)<br><br />
Narrator: Much, mich, much later.<br><br />
Spongebob: (uses his tongue to crawl to Cap'n Blue) I am desperately searching for mommy and daddy!<br><br />
Uncle: Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? (Spongebob grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall)<br><br />
Spongebob: Listen, Cap'n Blue. We don't have much time. Cousin Blackjack has my parents help captive at his house.<br><br />
Uncle: They let that dangerous miscreant out of prison? Sounds like your parents are in trouble, kid.<br><br />
Spongebob: That's why we have to rescue them now!<br><br />
Uncle: Whoa there, Little Bobby. No can do.<br><br />
Spongebob: But Uncle Cap'n Blue, I need the help of a crimefighter like you.<br><br />
Uncle: No, no, I don't chase criminals these days. I'm retired, and if I were you, I'd consider turning around and going home. You're not cut out for this kind of work, boy. An innocent kid like you doesn't stand a chance against a criminal mind. Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you?<br><br />
Spongebob: You mean they won't give me a push on the swing set?<br><br />
Uncle: Well, let's just say, I hope you've practiced walking without legs, or arms, or a body. But since you insist, I'll give you all the way over to Blackjack's right now. (Spongebob digs up the concrete with his fingers) Just try to relax until we get there. (drives 20 feet and stops) There it is. We're here. (Spongebob gets out) Uh, lock the door behind you, kid. (Spongebob pushes down the lock and Uncle Cap'n Blue drives back into his house. Spongebob goes up the steps and steps on a one that makes noise. A guard worm growls and barks at Spongebob)<br><br />
Spongebob: Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. (grabs the door handle to knock but is tapped on the shoulder by his Uncle in a thought cloud)<br><br />
Uncle: Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? (Spongebob imagines himself knocking on the door and Blackjack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams) Uncle Cap'n Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. (Mrs Squarepants screams) Mother! (runs through the door) Mom?<br><br />
Mrs Squarepants: Help me!<br><br />
Spongebob: They're trapped in the basement. (runs down into the basement) Mom, dad, quick! Let's get out of here.<br><br />
Mrs Squarepants: Oh, but if we leave now, we'll miss the party.<br><br />
Spongebob: Party?<br><br />
Mrs Squarepants: Oh, why yes. We're celebrating your Cousin Blackjack's release from prison.<br><br />
Mr Squarepants: Now if your klutzy mother can stop dropping her punch glass like she dropped that picture frame...<br><br />
Mrs Squarepants: I told you, Harold, that was the fumigator's fault.<br><br />
Spongebob: The fumigator's? So that wasn't a crime scene I saw at your house.<br><br />
Mr Squarepants: the only crime that ever happened at our house was the infestation of those worthless krill but they should be gone by now.<br><br />
Spongebob: So you two aren't being tortured by Cousin Blackjack?<br><br />
Mr Squarepants: No, Spongebob, your Cousin Blackjack has paid his debt to society and renounced his criminal ways. Never again will he litter.<br><br />
Blackjack: That's right, little man.<br><br />
Mrs Squarepants: Oh, well here comes the man of the hour now. He's been talking all day about playing with his little cousin again. He mentioned something about jumping rope with like the old days. (Spongebob's eyes break)<br><br />
Blackjack: Did you come here to quiver like a jellyfish, or did you come to wrestle?<br><br />
Spongebob: (whimpering) To quiver. (hides his eyes, nose, and mouth inside his head)<br><br />
Blackjack: I always knew you were a little man. Prepare to live your past in the present. (laughs)<br><br />
Spongebob: (whimpering) Come on, Little Bobby. Don't let him beat you. You've got to stand up for yourself this time. That's it! I am not gonna take this anymore. I am putting my foot down. You wanna tussle? Well, let's tussle it up! (Cousin Blackjack runs at Spongebob and hangs onto his leg. He is the size of Spongebob's foot)Cousin Blackjack?<br><br />
Blackjack: In the living flesh. (grunts as he takes off Spongebob's shoe and punches his big toe)<br><br />
Spongebob: That tickles.<br><br />
Blackjack: Just like the old days, eh, cousin?<br><br />
Spongebob: Yeah, Blackjack, you haven't changed a bit. (everyone laughs)<br />
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84.160.235.168
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Episode Transcript: Picture Day
2007-12-02T15:19:35Z
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Episode Article: [[Picture Day (Episode)|Picture Day]]<br />
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==Cractreres==<br />
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star]]<br />
*[[Gary]]<br />
*[[Mrs. Puff]]<br />
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(Gary is snoring until the foghorn blows. Spongebob's blanket flies off but reveals a box for Spongebob's body, a fork for the nose, and 2 potatoes for the feet)<br><br />
Spongebob: (laughs) Nice try, "alarmy", but you got to get up pretty early to wake me up on picture day.<br><br />
Gary: Meow. (crawls under Spongebob's blanket)<br><br />
Spongebob: Now, if you'll excuse me, Gary, I must go make myself picturesque. (cut to Spongebob putting a vaccuum on his face then using a rolling pin to make his face shine. Then he gets some red and blue paint to paint the stripes on his socks. Next, he rolls on some paint for his pants and uses a white crayon for his teeth. He puts on a wig but shaves it off) Perfect. I'm ready. Whoo-hoo!<br><br />
Gary: Meow.<br><br />
Spongebob: (humming until a piece of seaweed leaves a green residue on his clothes) Fine, fine, not to worry, no problem. (walks back inside to change) I'm ready, again.<br><br />
Gary: Meow.<br><br />
Spongebob: It's time to take a corrective approach. (walks outside with an umbrella) Good morning, Squidward. I'd love to stop and chat right now, but it's picture day. (trash people pick up Spongebob, mistaking him for a trash can, and cover him in trash. Squidward laughs. Spongebob goes back in to change and then comes back out, avoiding the trash man) Still looking good, "Spongie", and Boating School is just around the corner. (crowd is screaming and running away)<br />
Fish: Take cover! The teenagers, they've been let out of school and they're pelting us with balloons filled with... (gets hit with a balloon that leaves a red pile of goo on his back. Spongebob tastes it)<br><br />
Spongebob: Ketchup?<br><br />
Fish: Save yourself, kid. I'm finished. (Spongebob runs away while dodging all the balloons. Hides behind a dumpster but there is a kid waiting for him witha ketchup bottle)<br><br />
Teenager: Gotcha!<br><br />
Spongebob: Wait, wait, don't squirt! Please, you've got to spare me. I've got picture day today.<br><br />
Teenager: Oh, pictures, huh? Well, let me help you with your makeup. (squirts ketchup at Spongebob but Spongebob eats the ketchup and jumps away. More teenagers run towards Spongebob but he notices a hot dog stand and hides on the top where the giant hot dog is)<br><br />
Spongebob: Well, I'm not sure how I did it, but I... (gets squirt with ketchup by an old man who missed his hot dog)<br><br />
Old Man: Fiddlesticks. Missed again. (cut to Spongebob changing again)<br><br />
Spongebob: And now, as an extra precaution to keep me looking shiny and new... (puts on some Spongegloss) No grime can penetrate the glossy sheen of Spongegloss. (dodges everyone by hiding in all places. Then he spots the Boating School) There it is. So close, and still so shiny. (the sun comes out and its beams reflect off the gloss and into a truck driver's eyes that causes him to crash and spill water on Spongebob, making the gloss come off) Hey, it's just water. (a truck filled with stamps crashes and spills stamps all over Spongebob) Stamps? (he tries taking them off but a truck spills oatmeal all over Spongebob) Oatmeal? (a truck filled with glue spills all over Spongebob) Glue. (cut to Spongebob taking a shower and brushing all the stuff off of him)<br><br />
Patrick: Hey, buddy.<br><br />
Spongebob: Patrick, a little privacy.<br><br />
Patrick: Oh, sorry, Spongebob. I just came over to borrow some jelly.<br><br />
Spongebob: Well, go ahead, but I don't have time to play right now. I am late for picture day, and I just can't seem to get to school without being covered by unsightly debris. If only I had a sealed barrier to protect me from the filth of the outside world.<br><br />
Patrick: I have the solution. (licks up all the jelly)<br><br />
Spongebob: Ew.<br><br />
Patrick: Ah. I have solved my hunger problem.<br><br />
Spongebob: That's it! (jumps in the jar) This jelly jar will insulate me from the dirty dregs of Bikini Bottom. If you don't mind, Patrick, we don't have much time. (Patrick runs to the Boating School with Spongebob still in the jar)<br><br />
Patrick: We're here. Hey, what did I bring jelly for?<br><br />
Spongebob: Uh, Patrick...<br><br />
Patrick: Oh, yeah. I was gonna put it on this peanut butter taco.<br><br />
Spongebob: No, no, no, no, no, Patrick! I'm not jelly, I'm not jelly! (is poured into the taco)<br><br />
Patrick: Spongebob, get out of my taco. (Spongebob sobs) What's the matter, Spongebob?<br><br />
Spongebob: Patrick, I just wanted to take a decent picture today because someday, I will graduate from Boating School and I don't want to be remembered as the guy covered in peanut butter and taco shells.<br><br />
Mrs Puff: There you are. (takes Spongebob inside. Meanwhile, the photographer is taking another lady's picture)<br><br />
Photographer: Say cheese. (takes the picture)<br><br />
Mrs Puff: And here's the last one. Now, just give a nice smile to the camera, Spongebob.<br><br />
Spongebob: Wait, can I go home and change first?<br><br />
Photographer: No time. Say cheese.<br><br />
Spongebob: (sobbing) Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese.<br><br />
Photographer: Quit that moody brooding. This will clean you up. (squirts all the stuff off of Spongebob with water) Don't snivel like that. A winner doesn't snivel. Try putting this on. (Spongebob puts on a green outfit) This is it. Now you are looking like a winner. (Spongebob cries when he looks at his outfit)<br><br />
Mrs Puff: Spongebob, please stop crying so he can take the picture.<br><br />
Photographer: Do not worry, Mrs Puff. I brought Pearlie.<br><br />
Spongebob: I can't stop crying.<br><br />
Photographer: (opens up his briefcase that has a giant pair of dentures in it) This will make you smile, yeah, whether you want to or not. (puts the giant teeth in Spongebob's mouth) Now say cheese.<br><br />
Spongebob: Cheese. (cut to later) There I am. (looking at his cautious memories book) Hey, I don't look so bad afterall. (everyone in the book is smiling like Spongebob)<br />
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Episode Transcript: Pat No Pay
2007-12-02T15:19:12Z
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Episode Article: [[Pat No Pay (Episode)|Pat No Pay]]<br />
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==Cractreres==<br />
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br />
*[[Patrick Star]]<br />
*[[Mr. Krabs]]<br />
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(at the Krusty Krab where Mr Krabs checks the register but it's empty)<br><br />
Mr Krabs: Yeesh, we need some customers in here. (Patrick comes in Krusty Krab groaning) What's gotten into you?<br><br />
Patrick: I don't know. (his stomach turns into different shapes and sizes) What's happening to me?<br><br />
Spongebob: I think I can explain. (lifts up Patrick's belly) Yes, I've seen this one before. It's a common symptom. Patrick is suffering from Krabby Patty withrdrawal. He needs one, or he'll keep mumblind about it for the next 3-1/2 minutes.<br><br />
Mr Krabs: Oh, he needs one, eh? Methinks a paying customer's in our midst. Patrick, how's a Krabby Patty with extra cheese sound?<br><br />
Patrick: (gasps) Give me.<br><br />
Mr Krabs: Not yet. First, I have to know, can you pay for it?<br><br />
Patrick: Oh, yeah, I can pay for it.<br><br />
Mr Krabs: Good boy. (cut to Patrick inhaling a bunch of Krabby Patties like a vaccuum)<br><br />
Narrator: Ten seconds later. (Patrick is snoring)<br><br />
Mr Krabs: My good man, how you doing? (Patrick mumbles) Excellent. Now, let's get down to business. (gets out his receipt)<br><br />
Patrick: What's that?<br><br />
Mr Krabs: Your bill.<br><br />
Patrick: What? I don't have any money.<br><br />
Mr Krabs: I thought you said you could pay for it.<br><br />
Patrick: Oh, I'm paying for it, all right. (belches)<br><br />
Mr Krabs: Non-paying customer! (alarm blares while the whole place is put on lock down)<br><br />
Patrick: Huh?<br><br />
Mr Krabs: You're gonna pay, one way or another. (cut to Mr Krabs and Patrick in bathroom) All right, Patrick, if you're not gonna pay for your food with money you're gonna pay with hard, physical labor. I want you to swab the latrine. (looks at the trash on the floor) I'll be back in a while to check up on you. (mumbles) Bottom-feeding imbeciles.<br><br />
Patrick: No problem. Tra-la-la-la-la. (pushes the bucket along the floor leaving puddles of water on the ground) Work, work, work, work.<br><br />
Mr Krabs: So, Patrick, how are you...? (gasps) What in blazes did you do?<br><br />
Patrick: (sitting on the ground with green soap on his belly) I accidentally tried the hand soap. (eats some more and burps) It doesn't taste as good as it smells. (Mr Krabs mutters while pushing Patrick into the kitchen. Opens up a freezer door)<br><br />
Mr Krabs: See these ice cube trays? I want you to put it in that bucket.<br><br />
Patrick: How do I do it?<br><br />
Mr Krabs: Figure it out.<br><br />
Patrick: Uh... I have to be very gentle. (closes the doors, picks up the freezer and throws it on the bucket, causing it to break into pieces)<br><br />
Mr Krabs: What the...? What are you doing?<br><br />
Patrick: Almost done, Mr Krabs.<br><br />
Mr Krabs: You've destroyed me refrigerator. You've destroyed many of the thing I love. I got another job that even a nimrod like you couldn't mess up. (cut to in front of the trash chute) Alls you got to do is throw all of these trash bags down the trash chute, like so. (throws a trash bag down the chute) See?<br><br />
Patrick: Yup.<br><br />
Mr Krabs: Good, because if you mess this up you'll never eat another Krabby Patty again. (Patrick screams)<br><br />
Patrick: Hurry, hurry, hurry! (throws some sacks into the trash chute fast)<br><br />
Mr Krabs: (to Spongebob) Here, boy, take this sack of loot and put her in me safe.<br><br />
Spongebob: Okie dokie, Mr Krabs. (goes by the trash room but hears some crashing so he checks it out) Patrick, what's up buddy?<br><br />
Patrick: (a bunch of trash bags are stuck) I have to get rid of this trash, but it won't go down.<br><br />
Spongebob: (laughs) That's because you didn't hit the trash compactor switch. (turns the compactor on. All the trash is gone)<br><br />
Patrick: Spongebob, you're a genius! (sees the bag Spongebob is holding) Oh, no, there's one left.<br><br />
Spongebob: Patrick, that's not a trash bag.<br><br />
Patrick: (throws the money bag in the compactor but it won't work) Why won't you go down?<br><br />
Mr Krabs: Well, well, let's see how the poor boy's doing. Well, did you earn me money back yet, Patrick? (Krusty Krab explodes. The trash compactor comes down in its original spot and spits out the money that was in the bag on Mr Krabs)<br><br />
Patrick: Can I eat now?<br />
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A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)
2007-12-02T14:39:33Z
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<div>{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | A Flea in Her Dome<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Episode No.: || 90a<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Season/Year: || 8/2007<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || August 1, 2007<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Back Episode: || [[Sing a Song of Patrick (Episode)|Sing a Song of Patrick]]<br />
|-<br />
| Next Episode: || [[The Donut of Shame (Episode)|The Donut of Shame]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Characters - Portayer<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| SpongeBob || [[Tom Kenny]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Patrick || [[Bill Fagerbakke]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Sandy Cheeks || [[Carolyn Lawrence]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:.jpg|300px]]</center><br />
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|-<br />
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|}<br />
==Notes==<br />
==Transscript==<br />
[[Episode Transscript: A Flea in Her Dome]]<br />
==Citation & Dialogue==<br />
[[Category:Episode]]<br />
[[Category:Season 5]]</div>
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A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)
2007-12-02T14:39:07Z
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<div>{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | The Donut of Shame<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Episode No.: || 90a<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Season/Year: || 8/2007<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || August 1, 2007<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Back Episode: || [[Sing a Song of Patrick (Episode)|Sing a Song of Patrick]]<br />
|-<br />
| Next Episode: || [[The Donut of Shame (Episode)|The Donut of Shame]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Characters - Portayer<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| SpongeBob || [[Tom Kenny]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Patrick || [[Bill Fagerbakke]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Sandy Cheeks || [[Carolyn Lawrence]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:.jpg|300px]]</center><br />
© Nickelodeon<br />
|-<br />
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|}<br />
==Notes==<br />
==Transscript==<br />
[[Episode Transscript: A Flea in Her Dome]]<br />
==Citation & Dialogue==<br />
[[Category:Episode]]<br />
[[Category:Season 5]]</div>
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A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)
2007-12-02T14:36:37Z
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<div>{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | The Donut of Shame<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Episode No.: || 90a<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Season/Year: || 8/2007<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || August 1, 2007<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Back Episode: || [[Sing a Song of Patrick (Episode)|Sing a Song of Patrick]]<br />
|-<br />
| Next Episode: || [[The Donut of Shame (Episode)|The Donut of Shame]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Characters - Portayer<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| SpongeBob || [[Tom Kenny]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Patrick || [[Bill Fagerbakke]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:.jpg|300px]]</center><br />
© Nickelodeon<br />
|-<br />
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|}<br />
==Notes==<br />
==Transscript==<br />
[[Episode Transscript: A Flea in Her Dome]]<br />
==Citation & Dialogue==<br />
[[Category:Episode]]<br />
[[Category:Season 5]]</div>
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A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)
2007-12-02T14:35:21Z
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<div>{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;"<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | The Donut of Shame<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Episode No.: || 90a<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Season/Year: || 8/2007<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Airdate: || August 1, 2007<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Back Episode: || [[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]]<br />
|-<br />
| Next Episode: || [[The Krusty Plate (Episode)|The Krusty Plate]]<br />
|-<br />
! colspan="2" | Characters - Portayer<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| SpongeBob || [[Tom Kenny]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
| Patrick || [[Bill Fagerbakke]]<br />
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"<br />
! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:.jpg|300px]]</center><br />
© Nickelodeon<br />
|-<br />
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|}<br />
==Notes==<br />
==Transscript==<br />
[[Episode Transscript: A Flea in Her Dome]]<br />
==Citation & Dialogue==<br />
[[Category:Episode]]<br />
[[Category:Season 5]]</div>
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