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Dennis (The Hitman)

2009-11-02T21:35:08Z

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[[Image:Dennis.jpg|thumb|right|Dennis]]
'''Dennis''' was a paid assassin in the [[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] and was sent to end [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]'s quest for Neptune's stolen crown to stop [[Plankton]]'s evil Plan Z. At first it was not a big deal but the little sponge and the kiddish starfish seemed to just get away from his grip every time. But right when they reached the end of the "DEEP DARK TRENCH" they met face to face with him. Also that is the point where we learned that Dennis can grow mustaches out of nowhere. When it looked like SpongeBob and Patrick had met their doom, luckily or not so luckily a massive boot squished Dennis. He later returned from the big boot onto [[David Hasselhoff]] and tried to kill them once more but failed yet again. Dennis got hit in the face by the deck of a boat that Hasselhoff ducked under.

===Looks===
*Wears a red handkerchief around his neck
*Has a necklace with a knife on it
*Has a skull design on the back of his jacket
*Altogether has a sort of cowboy/biker look

===Weaknesses===
*Giant Boots
*Upcoming Boats

==Trivia==
*He was voiced by [[Guest Stars|Alec Baldwin]].
*Dennis the hitman is not the same person as [[SpongeBob]]'s friend from elementary school, [[Dennis]]
*His right shoe has the sentence,"your head here".
*His motorcycle license is "I KILL U"
*The word "Dennis" backwards is "sinned"
*It is unknown if when he was hit by the boat he had his head decapitated or he just fell into the ocean.
*It is unknown if Dennis will get revenge on SpongeBob and Patrick in [[Neptune's Party]].
*There wasn't a scene in the movie where Plankton employs Dennis, or one where Plankton meets Dennis. Either both the ideas became deleted scenes that weren't put on the DVD of the movie for some reason, or they chose to remove it and not put it on any disc or add it on any airing of the movie.

==Appearances==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].
*[[Neptune's Party]]
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Sponge-Tracker

2009-10-27T22:17:14Z

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The '''Sponge-Tracker''' was an invention that [[Sandy]] made. It was built to track-down SpongeBob when he has gone in [[New Kelp City]]. It was purposely destroyed by [[Squidward]] with a hammer.

==Appearances==

*[[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]

Information: Status:
Deceased Killer: Squidward
Friends: Unknown Inventor: Sandy
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Sandy Cheeks

2009-10-27T22:08:44Z

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! colspan="2" | [[Image:SandyCheeks.jpg|From Karate Island]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Birthday: || November 17, 1987 (age 22)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Female
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || Squirrel
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Brunette
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye Color: || Black
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || Unknown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Interests: || Science, [[Karate]], Surfing, Weight-lifting, extreme sports, and Texas culture
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Aliases: || Miss Appear, Landy, San-day, Sandra, Miss Cheeks, Miss Alien Pants
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Ancestors: ||
* [[The Dark Knight]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Family: ||
* Unnamed father
* Unnamed cousin
* Great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Enemies: ||
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]
*[[Udon]]
*[[Plankton]]
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| Employers: ||
*[[Dr. Marmalade]]
*[[Lord Reginald]]
*[[Professor Percy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob]](Possibly Husband)
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First Appearence: ||
*[[Tea at the Treedome]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Portrayer: ||
*[[Carolyn Lawrence]]
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|}

'''Sandy Cheeks''' is a very smart, talented and athletic squirrel born in the state of Texas, who moved to [[Bikini Bottom]] in the Pacific Ocean because her job is experimenting with other female squirrels underwater. She is also an inventor and loves science very much. She's one of the seven main characters in the show, although she isn't featured quite as much as other characters such as SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward (she only made 6 appearances in season 3, but has been featured more in other seasons).
==Character Description==
Sandy comes from the state of {{|Texas}}, and exhibits many characteristics of a stereotypical "southwestern squirrel. She uses typical slang words and phrases of a western cowgirl. She is very fond of her homeland and its culture, as most notably seen in the episode "[[Texas]]", in which she grows homesick for it. In that same episode, she becomes furious at SpongeBob and Patrick's bad remarks about Texas, and violently attacks them when they continue to insult it.

Sandy is one of the most intelligent and level-headed characters on the show. She is a multi-talented scientist and inventor, and originally came to Bikini Bottom to study sea creatures and their lifestyles. In "Chimps Ahoy", it is revealed that she is employed by a trio of monkeys from the surface, named Dr. Marmalade, Lord Reginald and Professor Percy. They exhibit stereotypical upper-class English accents and manners, and periodically visit Bikini Bottom to audit her scientific research. As an inventor, Sandy is capable of creating extremely advanced devices with ease. Her inventions include a manned space ship, a teleporter, a submarine that can shrink to microscopic size and go inside a person's body, and even a cloning device.
===Biography===

She lives in an air-filled habitat structure called the [[Treedome]] (a polyurethane dome containing a tree, living quarters and various other land plants). When outside of the [[Treedome]], Sandy wears an air-filled suit that looks much like an astronaut's space suit; while in her Treedome, she wears a purple bikini with green frills in the bottom section. Physically, Sandy is one of the strongest creatures (along with [[Larry the Lobster]]) in Bikini Bottom. She claims to be stronger than Larry and can even pull down gigantic ships and boats from the surface of the ocean as seen in "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm". Sandy was hibernating during the winter in Survival of the Idiots. This episode was played in "Bikini Bottom Best Friends Collection".

In "Chimps Ahoy", she is visited in Bikini Bottom by her patrons, a group of air-breathing monkeys by the names of: [[Dr. Marmalade]], [[Lord Reginald]] and [[Professor Percy]] from the surface (with upper-class English accents and manners) who periodically stop by to audit her scientific research.

[[SpongeBob]] sometimes becomes jealous of the attention Sandy gives to other friends and once wrote a song (notably in the episode 'Ripped Pants') about how he "lost his girl" and "someone stole his girl" because of his ripped pants; also, early in the series, Spongebob takes great pains to impress Sandy and possibly considers their special get-togethers in Sandy's bubble dates. Sandy is also shown to be a companion of [[Larry the Lobster]] in scenarios reminiscent of casual dating (it was Larry who "stole" Sandy away from Spongebob in 'Ripped Pants').

It is revealed that Sandy has a really giant monster form. During hibernation, she mutates into a very huge, muscular, lion-like, monstrous squirrel in Survival of the Idiots. She mistook Spongebob as Pinhead Larry and Patrick as Dirty Dan.One of Sandy's male relatives appeared in [[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)]]. Sandy Cheeks is actually revealed to have a scottish relative, but Sandy was born in America, or the United States of America. Maybe, this Scottish Squirrel may not be related to Sandy Cheeks, or Sandy Cheeks is really Scottish American but speaks English more.

If [[SpongeBob]] has any, Sandy would be considered his love interest.

===Interests===

Sandy loves karate. Her karate gear is Green, where as Spongebob is Red and has a hat fit for his square head. Sandy also plays guitar. She played a guitar in [[Band Geeks]] and played acoustic guitar during the Texas song, Lights, Camera, Pants! and Atlantis Squarepantis (episode & game). Sandy loves science. Some of her inventions include a teleporter, a nut communication device and a thing that can transport food to the stomach. Also, in [[Ditchin]], she was an expert at playing badminton, and together with her partner, [[Dale]], they were an unstoppable team, until SpongeBob and Patrick beat them at their own game. Her favorite foods are Haycorns, [[Krabby Patties]], Volcano/Hot sauce, BarnacleLoaf Sandwiches with Mustard, (Seen in [[Karate Choppers]]) and Pasta (Seen in [[Atlantis SquarePantis]]) .
She loves Free-falling from 114,000 feet and to land on a target (Seen in [[Sleepy Time]])
She signed up for the Anchor Toss Competition in [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] and wanted SpongeBob to sign up too.

===Friends===
Sandy became one of SpongeBob's best friends after saving him from a giant clam (The clam first tried to eat Sandy, but almost ate SpongeBob after he tried to save her), and she enjoys various activities with him (including karate). Sandy is also a friend to Patrick, although it is shown she can be very annoyed with him, although the two are still pretty good friends. She is also believed to be friends with [[Larry]] - SpongeBob is sometimes jealous and sometimes thinks Sandy likes Larry better than him.

The nature of Sandy's relationship with SpongeBob is somewhat ambiguous. SpongeBob has brought her flowers on several occasions, and her official biography describes her as being "the apple of SpongeBob's eye (the only thing under the sea he likes better than his job at the Krusty Krab)". In [[Tea at the Treedome]] amorous music plays when SpongeBob recalls Sandy's words. SpongeBob's song in Ripped Pants has romantic lyrics. Once in a clip from [[ Random Acts of SpongeBob]] SpongeBob dropped Sandy a letter (with a bouquet of flowers) that called her the "smartest, prettiest squirrel in all of Bikini Bottom". It was on the [[Suprise Sandy Day]]. In [[Truth or Square]], it shows Sandy and SpongBob getting married.

Also, a book called the SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide has information that suggests SpongeBob has a crush on Sandy on the page entitled How to survive a secret crush. It says that if you have a crush on someone, you have to keep it secret. SpongeBob then babbles on about him acting perfectly natural at the treedome. The chapter then ends after SpongeBob says, "I've said too much!" The book was released on November 1, 2002.

===Jailtime===

In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Sandy was arrested for public "nudity".

===Inventions made===
'''Teleporter''' - Enables anything, living or non-living, to be transported to any location. This invention was seen in "[[SquidBob TentaclePants]]" and went horribly wrong.

'''Molecular Seperator Ray''' - Separates the molecules of something (like the fused SpongeBob and Squidward), and in the episode "SquidBob TentaclePants" separates SpongeBob and Squidward, but then Squidward makes it combine all the surrounding creatures, including SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, etc which was a big issue!

'''Nut Communicator''' - Allows communication to a nut. SpongeBob used it in "[[Chimps Ahoy]]" and the nut said "It's dark in here." when it was speaking to SpongeBob

'''Nuttacino Machine''' - Makes "Nuttacinos" out of any nut of your choosing. Sandy demonstrates it with the nut SpongeBob communicated with, and with still having the Nut Communicator on, SpongeBob heard it die. Also seen in the episode "Chimps Ahoy".

'''Robot Nutcracker''' - A robot built to crack nuts. However, it can't do so, but it can peel bananas for the chimps.

'''Rocket''' - The complex rocket Sandy built to travel to the Moon in the episode "[[Sandy's Rocket]]". SpongeBob and Patrick went inside it.

'''Submarine''' - The subarmine Sandy shrunk to microscopic size in the episode "[[Squidtastic Voyage]]". It is very high tech.

'''Robot'''- Sandy's favorite invention from the episode [[What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?]]. It played with her until SpongeBob came and tripped and shot at it with water causing Sandy to call SB "Idiot Boy!" from anger.

'''The Knock-Out Ray''' - A spy gadget that knocks out things. She wouldn't let SpongeBob and Patrick use the other Spy Gadgets, so [[Patrick]] used it on her so he and [[SpongeBob]] could use the other gadgets on [[Plankton]] in [[Spy Buddies]].

==Apperances==
# "[[Tea at the Treedome]]"
==Dissapperances==
Sandy usually disapears in Krusty Krab episodes.

==Trivia==
*Sandy's voice actor, Carolyn Lawrence who also voices [[Tina]], also voices Cindy Vortex on the show The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and she and Sandy both practice martial arts. However, Cindy practices tae-kwon-do, while Sandy practices karate.
*The appearance of Sandy's spacesuit changed from the first season to the second:
*The logo on the patch of Sandy's spacesuit varies between three black dots in season one, and an acorn from the second season onwards.
*In season one, Sandy did not have a tail visible through her suit but it is inside hers.
*It is revealed in the episode Patrick SmartPants that Sandy's first name is Sandra and again in Atlantis SquarePantis
*Sandy is described as the only mammal in Bikini Bottom. However, that is not accurate. Pearl Krabs is also a Mammal. Also, Craig Mammalton from the episode Sun Bleached.
*During season 4, Sandy is a scientist but in the episode Tea at the Treedome she would've known a sea creature can't live without water. Most likely, she is not a Zoologist.She was even a scientist in the Season 1 episode Sandy's Rocket.
*She also made fourteen appearances in season one. That is more appearances than any other seasons in the series.
*It is possible that she is a small squirrel due to her size compared to Spongebob and the other main characters.
*Her height differs in some episodes.
*Some episodes hint that [[SpongeBob]] has a crush on Sandy.

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3

2009-10-23T22:40:42Z

96.236.24.126: /* Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Camera pans back in the theater, where all of the pirates in the audienc )

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight when a parrot lands on his shoulder)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' *squawk* Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(The teardrop rolls down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Return of the Angry Asassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is about to step on them when the sees an upcoming catamaran, the boat's deck hits Dennis in the face, causing him to fall off)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 38/1/4:Plankton cheats===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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96.236.24.126: /* Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight when a parrot lands on his shoulder)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' *squawk* Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(The teardrop slides down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Return of the Angry Asassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...(looks at the dollars) What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Uh, thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is about to step on them when the sees an upcoming catamaran, the boat's deck hits Dennis in the face, causing him to fall off)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 38/1/4:Plankton cheats===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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Sandy Cheeks

2009-10-20T20:50:46Z

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! colspan="2" | [[Image:SandyCheeks.jpg|From Karate Island]]
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! colspan="2" | Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Birthday: || November 17, 1987 (age 22)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Female
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || Squirrel
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Brunette
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye Color: || Black
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || Unknown
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| Interests: || Science, [[Karate]], Surfing, Weight-lifting, extreme sports, and Texas culture
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Aliases: || Miss Appear, Landy, San-day, Sandra, Miss Cheeks, Miss Alien Pants
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Ancestors: ||
* [[The Dark Knight]]
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| Family: ||
* Unnamed father
* Unnamed cousin
* Great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
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| Enemies: ||
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]
*[[Udon]]
*[[Plankton]]
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| Employers: ||
*[[Dr. Marmalade]]
*[[Lord Reginald]]
*[[Professor Percy]]
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| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob]](Possibly Husband)
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
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| First Appearence: ||
*[[Tea at the Treedome]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Portrayer: ||
*[[Carolyn Lawrence]]
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|}

'''Sandy Cheeks''' is a very smart, talented and athletic squirrel born in the state of Texas, who moved to [[Bikini Bottom]] in the Pacific Ocean because her job is experimenting with other female squirrels underwater. She is also an inventor and loves science very much. She's one of the seven main characters in the show, although she isn't featured quite as much as other characters such as SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward (she only made 6 appearances in season 3, but has been featured more in other seasons).
==Character Description==
Sandy comes from the state of {{|Texas}}, and exhibits many characteristics of a stereotypical "southwestern squirrel. She uses typical slang words and phrases of a western cowgirl. She is very fond of her homeland and its culture, as most notably seen in the episode "[[Texas]]", in which she grows homesick for it. In that same episode, she takes great offense at SpongeBob and Patrick's bad remarks about Texas, and violently attacks them when they continue to insult it.

Sandy is one of the most intelligent and level-headed characters on the show. She is a multi-talented scientist and inventor, and originally came to Bikini Bottom to study sea creatures and their lifestyles. In "Chimps Ahoy", it is revealed that she is employed by a trio of monkeys from the surface, named Dr. Marmalade, Lord Reginald and Professor Percy. They exhibit stereotypical upper-class English accents and manners, and periodically visit Bikini Bottom to audit her scientific research. As an inventor, Sandy is capable of creating extremely advanced devices with ease. Her inventions include a manned space ship, a teleporter, a submarine that can shrink to microscopic size and go inside a person's body, and even a cloning device.
===Biography===

She lives in an air-filled habitat structure called the [[Treedome]] (a polyurethane dome containing a tree, living quarters and various other land plants). When outside of the [[Treedome]], Sandy wears an air-filled suit that looks much like an astronaut's space suit; while in her Treedome, she wears a purple bikini with green frills in the bottom section. Physically, Sandy is one of the strongest creatures (along with [[Larry the Lobster]]) in Bikini Bottom. She claims to be stronger than Larry and can even pull down gigantic ships and boats from the surface of the ocean as seen in "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm". Sandy was hibernating during the winter in Survival of the Idiots. This episode was played in "Bikini Bottom Best Friends Collection".

In "Chimps Ahoy", she is visited in Bikini Bottom by her patrons, a group of air-breathing monkeys by the names of: [[Dr. Marmalade]], [[Lord Reginald]] and [[Professor Percy]] from the surface (with upper-class English accents and manners) who periodically stop by to audit her scientific research.

[[SpongeBob]] sometimes becomes jealous of the attention Sandy gives to other friends and once wrote a song (notably in the episode 'Ripped Pants') about how he "lost his girl" and "someone stole his girl" because of his ripped pants; also, early in the series, Spongebob takes great pains to impress Sandy and possibly considers their special get-togethers in Sandy's bubble dates. Sandy is also shown to be a companion of [[Larry the Lobster]] in scenarios reminiscent of casual dating (it was Larry who "stole" Sandy away from Spongebob in 'Ripped Pants').

It is revealed that Sandy has a really giant monster form. During hibernation, she mutates into a very huge, muscular, lion-like, monstrous squirrel in Survival of the Idiots. She mistook Spongebob as Pinhead Larry and Patrick as Dirty Dan.One of Sandy's male relatives appeared in [[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)]]. Sandy Cheeks is actually revealed to have a scottish relative, but Sandy was born in America, or the United States of America. Maybe, this Scottish Squirrel may not be related to Sandy Cheeks, or Sandy Cheeks is really Scottish American but speaks English more.

If [[SpongeBob]] has any, Sandy would be considered his love interest.

===Interests===

Sandy loves karate. Her karate gear is Green, where as Spongebob is Red and has a hat fit for his square head. Sandy also plays guitar. She played a guitar in [[Band Geeks]] and played acoustic guitar during the Texas song, Lights, Camera, Pants! and Atlantis Squarepantis (episode & game). Sandy loves science. Some of her inventions include a teleporter, a nut communication device and a thing that can transport food to the stomach. Also, in [[Ditchin]], she was an expert at playing badminton, and together with her partner, [[Dale]], they were an unstoppable team, until SpongeBob and Patrick beat them at their own game. Her favorite foods are Haycorns, [[Krabby Patties]], Volcano/Hot sauce, BarnacleLoaf Sandwiches with Ketchup, (Seen in [[Karate Choppers]]) and Pasta (Seen in [[Atlantis SquarePantis]]) .
She loves Free-falling from 114,000 feet and to land on a target (Seen in [[Sleepy Time]])
She signed up for the Anchor Toss Competition in [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] and wanted SpongeBob to sign up too.

===Friends===
Sandy became one of SpongeBob's best friends after saving him from a giant clam (The clam first tried to eat Sandy, but almost ate SpongeBob after he tried to save her), and she enjoys various activities with him (including karate). Sandy is also a friend to Patrick, although it is shown she can be very annoyed with him, although the two are still pretty good friends. She is also believed to be friends with [[Larry]] - SpongeBob is sometimes jealous and sometimes thinks Sandy likes Larry better than him.

The nature of Sandy's relationship with SpongeBob is somewhat ambiguous. SpongeBob has brought her flowers on several occasions, and her official biography describes her as being "the apple of SpongeBob's eye (the only thing under the sea he likes better than his job at the Krusty Krab)". In [[Tea at the Treedome]] amorous music plays when SpongeBob recalls Sandy's words. SpongeBob's song in Ripped Pants has romantic lyrics. Once in a clip from [[ Random Acts of SpongeBob]] SpongeBob dropped Sandy a letter (with a bouquet of flowers) that called her the "smartest, prettiest squirrel in all of Bikini Bottom". It was on the [[Suprise Sandy Day]]. In [[Truth or Square]], it shows Sandy and SpongBob getting married.

Also, a book called the SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide has information that suggests SpongeBob has a crush on Sandy on the page entitled How to survive a secret crush. It says that if you have a crush on someone, you have to keep it secret. SpongeBob then babbles on about him acting perfectly natural at the treedome. The chapter then ends after SpongeBob says, "I've said too much!" The book was released on November 1, 2002.

===Jailtime===

In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Sandy was arrested for public "nudity".

===Inventions made===
'''Teleporter''' - Enables anything, living or non-living, to be transported to any location. This invention was seen in "[[SquidBob TentaclePants]]" and went horribly wrong.

'''Molecular Seperator Ray''' - Separates the molecules of something (like the fused SpongeBob and Squidward), and in the episode "SquidBob TentaclePants" separates SpongeBob and Squidward, but then Squidward makes it combine all the surrounding creatures, including SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, etc which was a big issue!

'''Nut Communicator''' - Allows communication to a nut. SpongeBob used it in "[[Chimps Ahoy]]" and the nut said "It's dark in here." when it was speaking to SpongeBob

'''Nuttacino Machine''' - Makes "Nuttacinos" out of any nut of your choosing. Sandy demonstrates it with the nut SpongeBob communicated with, and with still having the Nut Communicator on, SpongeBob heard it die. Also seen in the episode "Chimps Ahoy".

'''Robot Nutcracker''' - A robot built to crack nuts. However, it can't do so, but it can peel bananas for the chimps.

'''Rocket''' - The complex rocket Sandy built to travel to the Moon in the episode "[[Sandy's Rocket]]". SpongeBob and Patrick went inside it.

'''Submarine''' - The subarmine Sandy shrunk to microscopic size in the episode "[[Squidtastic Voyage]]". It is very high tech.

'''Robot'''- Sandy's favorite invention from the episode [[What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?]]. It played with her until SpongeBob came and tripped and shot at it with water causing Sandy to call SB "Idiot Boy!" from anger.

'''The Knock-Out Ray''' - A spy gadget that knocks out things. She wouldn't let SpongeBob and Patrick use the other Spy Gadgets, so [[Patrick]] used it on her so he and [[SpongeBob]] could use the other gadgets on [[Plankton]] in [[Spy Buddies]].

==Apperances==
# "[[Tea at the Treedome]]"
==Dissapperances==
Sandy usually disapears in Krusty Krab episodes.

==Trivia==
*Sandy's voice actor, Carolyn Lawrence who also voices [[Tina]], also voices Cindy Vortex on the show The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and she and Sandy both practice martial arts. However, Cindy practices tae-kwon-do, while Sandy practices karate.
*The appearance of Sandy's spacesuit changed from the first season to the second:
*The logo on the patch of Sandy's spacesuit varies between three black dots in season one, and an acorn from the second season onwards.
*In season one, Sandy did not have a tail visible through her suit but it is inside hers.
*It is revealed in the episode Patrick SmartPants that Sandy's first name is Sandra and again in Atlantis SquarePantis
*Sandy is described as the only mammal in Bikini Bottom. However, that is not accurate. Pearl Krabs is also a Mammal. Also, Craig Mammalton from the episode Sun Bleached.
*During season 4, Sandy is a scientist but in the episode Tea at the Treedome she would've known a sea creature can't live without water. Most likely, she is not a Zoologist.She was even a scientist in the Season 1 episode Sandy's Rocket.
*She also made fourteen appearances in season one. That is more appearances than any other seasons in the series.
*It is possible that she is a small squirrel due to her size compared to Spongebob and the other main characters.
*Her height differs in some episodes.
*Some episodes hint that [[SpongeBob]] has a crush on Sandy.

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3

2009-10-18T17:38:44Z

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight when a parrot lands on his shoulder)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' *squawk* Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(The teardrop slides down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Return of the Angry Asassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is about to step on them when he sees an upcoming catamaran behind him, the boat's deck hits Dennis in the face, causing him to fall off)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 38/1/4:Plankton cheats===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight when a parrot lands on his shoulder)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' *squawk* Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(The teardrop slides down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Return of the Angry Asassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you,(Takes out a pile Goober Dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is about to step on them when he sees an upcoming catamaran behind him, the boat's deck hits Dennis in the face, causing him to fall off)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 38/1/4:Plankton cheats===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished like cookie dough, bandaged up and covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight when a parrot lands on his shoulder)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' *squawk* Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(The teardrop slides down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Return of the Angry Asassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 38/1/4:Plankton cheats===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished like cookie dough, bandaged up and covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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Episode Transcript: Procrastination

2009-10-13T22:22:09Z

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Episode Article: [[Procrastination (Episode)|Procrastination]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Gary]]
*Class
*Talking items
*Mailman
*Realistic Fish Head
*French Narrator
*[[Sandy]] [seen in a deleted scene]

==Dialogue==

Mrs. Puff: Ok, class, quiet, quiet. Get you papers and pencils and write the assignment. (class groans)

SpongeBob: Did you hear that? We get an assignment!

Mrs. Puff: You are going to write an essay on What Not to Do at a Stoplight.

SpongeBob: Did you hear that? What not to do at a Stoplight.

Mrs. Puff: It shall be no less than 800 words.

Student (acting like SpongeBob): Did you hear that? 800 words!

SpongeBob: Yeah, I know!

Mrs. Puff: Due tomorrow. And remember class work hard and no goofing off.

(back at SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: Ok, Gary, no goofing off. I'm about to write the greatest essay as all time. Like mosted essay isn't written a paper. Imported on the paper is the pencil. A pencil is sharper dull is a like. Hmm.. funny is my ideas roll you shrink. Like for my ask for more beautiful day right on essay. (looks at window, it's a colorful outside) Ok, here we go. What Not to Do at a Spotlight. Hey this is easy by SpongeBob SquarePants Ah this essay is pure gold and now pencil get ready to do your stuff because here we go!

(SpongeBob's clock is shown. Several hours pass.)

SpongeBob: (has still only written 8 words.) Gee this is harder than I thought. (Deleted Scene) (looks outside. There is a carnival. Squidward is suntanning. A kid is eating ice cream. Gary is playing with a ball. Jellyfish are playing tennis. Patrick is rubbing Sandy with sunscreen)

Patrick: Come on, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Oh, it should be against the law to write an essay on such a sailorific, sunshiny day. But, with the completion of this essay, with this pencil, I'll be one step closer to getting my driver's license! (a live-action drag race is shown. a car hits a wall, tumbles and gets back up. cut back to SpongeBob.) This 'll be no problemo. I've got plenty of time. It's only six o'clock! Okay, okay here we go. (SpongeBob Struggles to write) (moves his chair closer to the table. He does it a lot because of the fun noise it makes) I know, I've got to get blood pumpin' in the own vessels. How about some callestetechs. (does callestetechs. While doing it, he recites Hup Ho several times) (Deleted Scene Ends) I can feel those juices pumpin' now.(moves his chair closer to the table. he does it a lot because of the fun noise it makes. He then laughs) Huh! What am I doing? I've gotta write that paper. (pushes his chair in) Come on pencil, make words.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Gary! You look hungry. I'll get you some grub.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: What do you mean you're not hungry? Come on. (pours some food) Got to make sure you have your nutrition. (he takes up a ladder and fills it to ceiling-level. Gary quickly eats it.) Gary, are you sure you don't want some crambule? Or some chocolate-flavored algae bits? Wow, Gary sure left a mess. I can't write an essay knowing there's a mess in the kitchen. (cleans it up) Better clean the rest of the kitchen as well. I should clean these hard-to-reach places! These dishes need some cleaning! Can't have dirty garbage. (cut to SpongeBob, who has already finished) Well, I think it's clean enough. I have plenty of time. It's only...10:00! Ok, Mr. Essay, prepare to be written! Yeah, I know! Oh yeah! And this and that! The. What should I do? (looks at the telephone) Hmm...(cut to Patrick in bed. phone rings and he wakes up)

Patrick: Who is that? (picks up phone) Hello.

SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick, what are you up to?

Patrick: Sleeping.

SpongeBob: So, how...

Patrick: SpongeBob, you and I both know that you're just using me as a distraction so you don't have to write your essay.

SpongeBob: (gasps) That is not true! I called to have an endearing conversation with you!

Patrick: Well, I'm listening.

SpongeBob: Uh...Marco!

Patrick: Polo!

SpongeBob: Well, I have to write an essay! Sheesh, what a chatterbox. I've got to get moving. I can't write with all these eraser shavings on the table! (blows them away) Oh, great, now they're all over my thinking space. (chokes on one) Ouch! Help me! I swallowed an eraser shaving! I'm choking! (goes to the kitchen and drinks water)

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: What do you mean I'm being overly dramatic? Wow, all that choking sure made me hungry.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: I can't write an essay without brain food. Hmm...what bread should I eat? Wheat or rye...or pumpernickel. (doorbell rings) Huh? A visitor? Hello!

Mailman: Package for Mr. SquarePants.

SpongeBob: Thank you. So, do you like your job?

Mailman: It puts bread on the table.

SpongeBob: Rye or pumpernickel? (laughs) So, who delivers your mail? Another mailman? Is there a never-ending chain of mailmen?

Mailman: Don't you have a paper to write?

SpongeBob: How did he know I had an essay to write? Maybe a little TV will calm my nerves.

Realistic Fish Head: In other news, local resident SpongeBob SquarePants only has a few hours to complete an essay, and yet he continues to goof off. (head leans through the TV screen into SpongeBob's face) When will he learn?

SpongeBob: Hi-yah! (karate chops the TV. lights a candle)

Chair: Ooooooh, SpongeBob? Over here! Come on, Take a seat, put your feet up and relax. (a bell rings)

SpongeBob: (gasps) Oh, no! Midnight! (panting) Must get back to desk! (runs to the table, but it has enlarged. he jumps up) Whew, that was a close call.(his pants are missing) Ah! My pants!

Pants: Yoo Hoo? Down here!

SpongeBob: You get up here! I've gotta get back to work!

Pants: Freedom!

SpongeBob: (runs out the door) Come back! (tries to get back in, but it is locked. looks in the window)

(The Clock's face pops off, revealing a mouth)

Clock: (ghostly voice) Time's up, SpongeBob.

Fire Wick: Only seven hundred ninety nine words to go! (he burns it)

SpongeBob: No! (the house burns) What have I done? Help! Help! My house is on fire!(continues running around his burnt house until it comes to life.)

House: SpongeBob, why did you set me on fire! Why didn't you just write your essay! Stop wasting time!

SpongeBob: (wakes up from his nightmare) Hey, where's my essay! Oh, here it is! Do I dare look at the clock! Oh, no! Class starts in five minutes! What not to do at a stoplight? Think! Think! Feeding your snail is something not to do at a stoplight! And making a sandwich. And karate chopping! And shooting the breeze with the mailman. And... (cut to SpongeBob running to the boating school) Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! I'm finished with my essay! All 800 words on what not to do at a stoplight! (goes inside, but nobody is there) Huh? Where is everybody?

Mrs. Puff: Hello, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff! Here's that essay you wanted me to write.

Mrs. Puff: I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I tried to call you! I'm having a teacher's conference.

SpongeBob: But what about my essay?

Mrs. Puff: I decided to cancel the assignment. We're just gonna have a field trip to a stoplight instead. See you next week!

(SpongeBob rips his essay. He then rips himself.)

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Episode Transcript: Sand Castles in the Sand

2009-10-12T18:58:37Z

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Episode Article: [[Sand Castles in the Sand]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Scooter]]
*Life Guard
*Bus Driver
*Fish#1
*Fish#2
*Fish#3
*Two sandgriffins

==Locations==
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*[[Patrick's House]]

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(Spongebob goes out of his house and knocking Patrick's house.)

Spongebob:Get up Patrick it's time.

(The rock opens then Patrick wake up from sleep)

Patrick:Time for what?

(Spongebob jump into Patrick's house)

Spongebob:The big shindig ,remember?

Patrick:No.Besides,I don't really think shins should be involved.(Patrick wigging his feet)They a bit flabby today.

Spongebob:Not shindig,buddy.We're spending at the beach for our bestest friendship.

Patrick:The beach?Just you and me?

(Spongebob ripping his pants and his beachpants shows.Then patrick tears his skin, revealing his internal organs)

Patrick:So am I ready for the beach,Spongebob?

Spongebob:Oh,sure.A little sunscreen will be fine.

(A bus stops.Spongebob and Patrick lift a huge bag into bus's door.)

Spongebob:I'm spending at the beach the whole day with my best friend.

(Spongebob puts the huge bag on a chair beside a fish.Spongebob and Patrick sit on the chair but the fish is umcormfortable.)

Fish#1:You're hurting me!

(The bus moves.Spongebob talks to Harold.)

Spongebob:Guess what?

Harold:Huh,what?

Spongebob:I'm going to the beach with my best friend!!!!(Spongebob shouts to Harold but he shocks.Then,Spongbob talks to the bus driver.)

Spiongebob:Oh,bus driver....

Bus driver:What?!

Spongebob:Okay.Everyone in this
bus.Guess which one is my best friend.

Bus driver:I don't care!

Spongebob:You know tis situation calls for,Patrick?(They both bring out their music instruments)A few verses of Best Friend Tune!(Spongebob sings)Oh,best friend...

(The bus stops.Spongebob and Patrick fall down from the bus.The bus moves from them.)

Spongebob:Hey,wait!This is not our stop!Oh,how we gonna get to the beach now,Patrick.We didn't know where we are.

Patrick:I know it.Theyy abonded

Spongebob:No!(They start crying)No,Patrick.I don't want to stuck here.

(A ball hits Spongebob's head)

Scooter:Little help bro?

Spongebob:No,Patrick.We made it.Hey,best friend.. check this out. (Spongebob shows his butt but there's
a hip on it.Spongebob take plastic disc from his butt.)It's a small plastic disc that you throw.

Patrick:Small plastic disc that you throw?!I want playing small plastic disc that you throw.

Spongebob:I do to,buddy.If only small plastic disc that you throw have a shorter catcher name.

Patrick:Oh.Oh!how about,small plastic disc that you "toss"

Spongebob:Perfect!Run along Patrick and I'll "toss" it to ya!(Patrick runs and spongebob throw the plastic disc)Ready?

(Patrick keep running catching the plastic disc until he didn't realise that he step on two fish.)

Fish#2 and Fish#3 :Ouch!!

(Patrick steps the sand but the sand spread to someone's sandwich)

Nat:Now thats why they call a "sand"wi..(Patrick spreads into Nat's mouth)

(Patrick kepp running to chase the plastic disc but he didn't realise that he almost hit two fishes lifting a mirror,but he destroys an ice-cream parlor and the life guard tower.When the life guard tower is destroyed he got the plastic disc. )

Patrick:I got it!Wasn't that cool,Spongebob?

Life guard:I can assure you that was not cool.Just look at what you've done.Your fafoonering are destroyed the life guard tower!Can you find less annochess.

Patrick:Like what?

Life guard:I don't know.Go play in the sand or something.

Patrick:I don't know.Playing with the snd sounds.. pretty boring.

Spongebob:Nonsense,Patrick.There are plenty of fun things to do in the sand.We can draw or practise our cursing right king or..

Patrick:Boring,Spongebob.Boring.

Spongebob:I know,we can made sandcastles.

Patrick:That's sounds unboring.(Patrick hits his arm to Spongebob.)

Spongebob:No one ever got annoyed by a sand castle.(He laughs)

Spongebob:Nothing quite like to joy of sandcastling.(He is building a sandcastle. talks to a fish that fish he made on the window)Ain't that right,buddy.How you doing over there?

Patrick:Everything standy in Patrick's Kingdom.(He starts building sandcastle.Then stopped when spongebob talks.)

Spongebob:a structure like that will not protect the king and the subjects.Here let me help you.You should start all over(he starts building sandcastle but stops when parick talks)

Patrick :What are you doing?You're deatroying my castle.

Spongebob:I just want to help,buddy.

Patrick:I don't need any help.

(A fish came)
Billy:For the architect your pleasure with questions.

Patrick:Why Thank you.Here's a little something for you(Patrick gives sandmoneys to Billy.But the sand breakes)

Spongebob:I'll suppose I just attend affairs with my own briem.And I'll start making a queen to rule by your side.(A sandball destroys the castle)

Patrick:Now, were even.

Spongebob:All,right Patrick.Have it your way.(He make a line between Patrick's and his)You keep your territory and I'll keep mine.(He builds his sandcastle fast)

(Patrick looks a giant paper and throw it away)

Patrick:This will show Spongebob he's not the only one who can build a castle.(He builds his sandcastle fast.)Let see Spongebob destroy this castle.

Spongebob:I'll better build a wall just in case King "Pinky" get any funny ideas.(He builds the wall fast and realise that Patrick's castle is more in the line.)Oh, sir. You build it on my side.

Patrick:So?

Spongebob:So you don't do that!(He cuts Patrick's castle according the line)There.That restrores the enterpity of our share borders.

Patrick:You tirent!You do it again (He takes a sandball and makes it a small hammer)I'll show you what for.

Spongebob:But for what?

(Patrick run pass through the line and destroys spongebob's castle using the hammer.)

Patrick:Now we're even.Again!

Spongebob:Okay,Patrick.I can exept that.No more destruction point moving forward,okay?Okay,back to the square one again.(He go back make a huge sandcastle like a real castle.He looks Patrick building a sand castle using a telescope.Patrick finishes his castle.)

Patrick:Ahah!(He stand on the top of his huge sandcastle with many pointy arrows.)

(Spongebob plays a sandtrumpet)

Spongebob:I here by purpose announce an treedy hostility between our two kingdoms.(He give Patrick a sandfeather and a sandborder to sign.Ptrick signs it.)Patrick.By signing this historic armourcist you has brought peace on our land.May your kingdom prospher.(He walks into his door)That went well.(An arrow hits his wall)What are you doing? What about the treedy?

Patrick:this treedy is worthless sand that it printed on.(The sandborder dissapears)

Spongebob:Oh,is that so?Well you think you can take down this castle my anceres.Bring it on!

(Patrick laughs. He builds a new horse and knight army and Spongebob shocks)

Spongebob:Uhm,I just want to be nice guy here,okay.Lets call this shelly business off.

Patrick:No way!You started it

Spongebob:Fine!!!Have it your way.(He walks away.He ready to cut a rope attacking some sandrocks to attack.)

Patrick:No no,no no.

(Spongebob cuts the rope and and the rocks destroys the horses and knigts army while Patick run into his castle.Spongebob laughs and play his sandtrumpet to call his man-alive army.His four army run towards Patrick's castle.His armies try to get into the castle while Patrick is building something.His armies success to get in but Patrick already makes a snd cannon.)

Patrick:Oh,hello and goodbye.(The sandball from the cannon chases Spongebob's armies.They get trough into their castle.)

Spongebob:Come on!(But the rock stops and go over into the castle and destroys the armies like bowlings.)

Patrick:hahahhahahaha!You'll never win!You hear me!?

(Spongebob puts his thumb on the scanner .Then he talks to a sandgeneral-man)

Spongebob:Uhm.Uhm.well good general.We'll create suprise military diversion break enemy lines.What say you?(Half of jeneral's head dissapears)Yes!We shall ready our ship immediatly.(He makes something from sand.A tank smash through out from spongebob castle.)How do you like me now?

(A robot like optimus prime smash out from Patrick's castle.)

Patrick:I like you this bot.(The robot walks towards spongebob's tank and lift it up.)

Spongebob:No!!!!

Patrick:Heal me!(His robot tries to punch the tank.But Spongebob manages to blast his tank cannon to his robot head.All of the robot body parts seperated and fall.Spongebob goes out from his tank and go into the robot's head)

Spongebob:Patrick?Patrick are you okay?!

Patrick:The question is.Will you be?(Patrick puhes a button and the robot head flies while Spongebob hang on the head.Spongebob falls from the robot head.)

Spongebob:AAAAAAAA!!!(He pull out his sandparrachute and he laughs.)

Patrick:No fair!

Spongebob:All fair in love in war my friend slash enemy.Or should I say my on friend enemy.(He pushes button on a remote.He safely lands on his sandjet and jet chases the robot head.The jet targets)Lets have some really fun(He pushes button and the rocket shoots towards Patrick's head robot.Patrick tries to avoid the rocket but the rocket still following it.)

Scooter:What was that?come on we gotta get out of here.(He takes with his
girlfriend .everybody at the beach run back from the beach.)

Patrick:Oh,yeah?I too can play with this game.(He pushes a button.A rocket came out from the sand, flies and destroys the rocket.The rockets flies towards the jet.Spongebob tries to attract the rockets to destroy Patrick's castle.Spongebob laughs.)

Patrick:I wasn't gonna do this.But you left me no choice.(The robot head lift down a rocket into Spongebob's castle and explodes.Two griffins flies away from the castle)

Griffin#1:Lets duece!

(Patrick laughs and Spongebob's jet flies toward the robot head.Then,the jet and the robot head explodes.Spongebob and Patrick hurt hard.)

Patrick:Uhh,what happened?

Spongebob:I'll tell you what happened,Patrick.I got carried away.

Patrick:Me too.Was it worth it?

Spongebob:No!No it wasn't.We start it out with a fun dream but turn into horrible brutal nightmare.It's a wind of time change the silvering sand t be duece into a landscape.So let us hope the wind of change to our spirits to deuce to a landscape of peace.Oh,buddy let never forget it the valuable lesson.(They hugged each other.)

Life guard :And also not forget whose gonna clean this place up?Better get started.You got a lot of work to do.(He gives Spongebob and Patrick a sweeper and a paddle.)

Patrick:I can clean up faster than you!

Spongebob:Oh,yeah?thats fast.

Patrick:No,I can!

Spongebob:No,I can!

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Sandy Cheeks

2009-10-12T18:55:24Z

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{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#F0E4E1;width:400px;"
! colspan="2" | [[Image:SandyCheeks.jpg|From Karate Island]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Birthday: || November 17, 1987 (age 22)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Female
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || Squirrel
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Brown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye Color: || Black
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || Unknown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Interests: || Science, [[Karate]], Surfing, Weight-lifting, extreme sports, and Texas culture
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Aliases: || Miss Appear, Landy, San-day, Sandra, Miss Cheeks, Miss Alien Pants
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Ancestors: ||
* [[The Dark Knight]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Family: ||
* Unnamed father
* Unnamed cousin
* Great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Enemies: ||
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]
*[[Udon]]
*[[Plankton]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Employers: ||
*[[Dr. Marmalade]]
*[[Lord Reginald]]
*[[Professor Percy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First Appearence: ||
*[[Tea at the Treedome]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Portrayer: ||
*[[Carolyn Lawrence]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|}

'''Sandy Cheeks''' is a very smart, talented and athletic squirrel born in the state of Texas, who moved to [[Bikini Bottom]] in the Pacific Ocean because her job is experimenting underwater. She is also an inventor and loves science very much. She's one of the seven main characters in the show, although she isn't featured quite as much as other characters such as SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward (she only made 6 appearances in season 3, but has been featured more in other seasons).
==Character Description==
Sandy was born in the popular state, Texas, and she exhibits many characteristics of a stereotypical "southwestern squirrel". She speaks with a heavy Texas drawl, and uses typical cowpoke slang words and phrases. She is very fond of her homeland and its culture, as most notably seen in the episode "Texas", in which she grows homesick for it and SpongeBob and Patrick build a Texas-themed party at the [[Krusty Krab]] to convince her to stay in Bikini Bottom. In that same episode, she is easily offended by SpongeBob and Patrick whenever they launch insults at Texas, and she violently attacks them when they continue to insult it.

Sandy is one of the most intelligent and level-headed characters on the show. She is a multi-talented scientist and inventor, and originally came to Bikini Bottom to study sea creatures and their lifestyles. In "Chimps Ahoy", it is revealed that she is employed by a trio of monkeys from the surface, named Dr. Marmalade, Lord Reginald and Professor Percy. They exhibit stereotypical upper-class English accents and manners, and periodically visit Bikini Bottom to audit her scientific research. As an inventor, Sandy is capable of creating extremely advanced devices with ease. Her inventions include a manned space ship, a teleporter, a submarine that can shrink to microscopic size and go inside a person's body, and even a cloning device.
===Biography===

She lives in an air-filled habitat structure called the [[Treedome]] (a polyurethane dome containing a tree, living quarters and various other land plants). When outside of the [[Treedome]], Sandy wears an air-filled suit that looks much like an astronaut's space suit; while in her Treedome, she wears a purple bikini with green frills in the bottom section. Physically, Sandy is one of the strongest creatures (along with [[Larry the Lobster]]) in Bikini Bottom. She claims to be stronger than Larry and can even pull down gigantic ships and boats from the surface of the ocean as seen in "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm". Sandy was hibernating during the winter in Survival of the Idiots. This episode was played in "Bikini Bottom Best Friends Collection".

In "Chimps Ahoy", she is visited in Bikini Bottom by her patrons, a group of air-breathing monkeys by the names of: [[Dr. Marmalade]], [[Lord Reginald]] and [[Professor Percy]] from the surface (with upper-class English accents and manners) who periodically stop by to audit her scientific research.

[[SpongeBob]] sometimes becomes jealous of the attention Sandy gives to other friends and once wrote a song (notably in the episode 'Ripped Pants') about how he "lost his girl" and "someone stole his girl" because of his ripped pants; also, early in the series, Spongebob takes great pains to impress Sandy and possibly considers their special get-togethers in Sandy's bubble dates. Sandy is also shown to be a companion of [[Larry the Lobster]] in scenarios reminiscent of casual dating (it was Larry who "stole" Sandy away from Spongebob in 'Ripped Pants').

It is revealed that Sandy has a really giant monster form. During hibernation, she mutates into a very huge, muscular, lion-like, monstrous squirrel in Survival of the Idiots. She mistook Spongebob as Pinhead Larry and Patrick as Dirty Dan.One of Sandy's male relatives appeared in [[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)]]. Sandy Cheeks is actually revealed to have a scottish relative, but Sandy was born in America, or the United States of America. Maybe, this Scottish Squirrel may not be related to Sandy Cheeks, or Sandy Cheeks is really Scottish American but speaks English more.

If [[SpongeBob]] has any, Sandy would be considered his love interest.

===Interests===

Sandy loves karate. Her karate gear is Green, where as Spongebob is Red and has a hat fit for his square head. Sandy also plays guitar. She played a guitar in [[Band Geeks]] and played acoustic guitar during the Texas song, Lights, Camera, Pants! and Atlantis Squarepantis (episode & game). Sandy loves science. Some of her inventions include a teleporter, a nut communication device and a thing that can transport food to the stomach. Also, in [[Ditchin]], she was an expert at playing badminton, and together with her partner, [[Dale]], they were an unstoppable team, until SpongeBob and Patrick beat them at their own game. Her favorite foods are Haycorns, [[Krabby Patties]], Volcano/Hot sauce, BarnacleLoaf Sandwiches with Ketchup, (Seen in [[Karate Choppers]]) and Pasta (Seen in [[Atlantis SquarePantis]]) .
She loves Free-falling from 114,000 feet and to land on a target (Seen in [[Sleepy Time]])
She signed up for the Anchor Toss Competition in [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] and wanted SpongeBob to sign up too.

===Friends===
Sandy became one of SpongeBob's best friends after saving him from a giant clam (The clam first tried to eat Sandy, but almost ate SpongeBob after he tried to save her), and she enjoys various activities with him (including karate). Sandy is also a friend to Patrick, although it is shown she can be very annoyed with him, although the two are still pretty good friends. She is also believed to be friends with [[Larry]] - SpongeBob is sometimes jealous and sometimes thinks Sandy likes Larry better than him.

The nature of Sandy's relationship with SpongeBob is somewhat ambiguous. SpongeBob has brought her flowers on several occasions, and her official biography describes her as being "the apple of SpongeBob's eye (the only thing under the sea he likes better than his job at the Krusty Krab)". In [[Tea at the Treedome]] amorous music plays when SpongeBob recalls Sandy's words. SpongeBob's song in Ripped Pants has romantic lyrics. Once in a clip from [[ Random Acts of SpongeBob]] SpongeBob dropped Sandy a letter (with a bouquet of flowers) that called her the "smartest, prettiest squirrel in all of Bikini Bottom". It was on the [[Suprise Sandy Day].In [[Truth or Square]],it shows Sandy and SpongBob getting married.

Also, a book called the SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide has information that suggests SpongeBob has a crush on Sandy on the page entitled How to survive a secret crush. It says that if you have a crush on someone, you have to keep it secret. SpongeBob then babbles on about him acting perfectly natural at the treedome. The chapter then ends after SpongeBob says, "I've said too much!" The book was released on November 1, 2002.

===Jailtime===

In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Sandy was arrested for public "nudity".

===Inventions made===
'''Teleporter''' - Enables anything, living or non-living, to be transported to any location. This invention was seen in "[[SquidBob TentaclePants]]" and went horribly wrong.

'''Molecular Seperator Ray''' - Separates the molecules of something (like the fused SpongeBob and Squidward), and in the episode "SquidBob TentaclePants" separates SpongeBob and Squidward, but then Squidward makes it combine all the surrounding creatures, including SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, etc which was a big issue!

'''Nut Communicator''' - Allows communication to a nut. SpongeBob used it in "[[Chimps Ahoy]]" and the nut said "It's dark in here." when it was speaking to SpongeBob

'''Nuttacino Machine''' - Makes "Nuttacinos" out of any nut of your choosing. Sandy demonstrates it with the nut SpongeBob communicated with, and with still having the Nut Communicator on, SpongeBob heard it die. Also seen in the episode "Chimps Ahoy".

'''Robot Nutcracker''' - A robot built to crack nuts. However, it can't do so, but it can peel bananas for the chimps.

'''Rocket''' - The complex rocket Sandy built to travel to the Moon in the episode "[[Sandy's Rocket]]". SpongeBob and Patrick went inside it.

'''Submarine''' - The subarmine Sandy shrunk to microscopic size in the episode "[[Squidtastic Voyage]]". It is very high tech.

'''Robot'''- Sandy's favorite invention from the episode [[What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?]]. It played with her until SpongeBob came and tripped and shot at it with water causing Sandy to call SB "Idiot Boy!" from anger.

'''The Knock-Out Ray''' - A spy gadget that knocks out things. She wouldn't let SpongeBob and Patrick use the other Spy Gadgets, so [[Patrick]] used it on her so he and [[SpongeBob]] could use the other gadgets on [[Plankton]] in [[Spy Buddies]].

==Apperances==
# "[[Tea at the Treedome]]"
==Dissapperances==
Sandy usually disapears in Krusty Krab episodes.

==Trivia==
*Sandy's voice actor, Carolyn Lawrence who also voices [[Tina]], also voices Cindy Vortex on the show The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and she and Sandy both practice martial arts. However, Cindy practices tae-kwon-do, while Sandy practices karate.
*The appearance of Sandy's spacesuit changed from the first season to the second:
*The logo on the patch of Sandy's spacesuit varies between three black dots in season one, and an acorn from the second season onwards.
*In season one, Sandy did not have a tail visible through her suit but it is inside hers.
*It is revealed in the episode Patrick SmartPants that Sandy's first name is Sandra and again in Atlantis SquarePantis
*Sandy is described as the only mammal in Bikini Bottom. However, that is not accurate. Pearl Krabs is also a Mammal. Also, Craig Mammalton from the episode Sun Bleached.
*During season 4, Sandy is a scientist but in the episode Tea at the Treedome she would've known a sea creature can't live without water. Most likely, she is not a Zoologist.She was even a scientist in the Season 1 episode Sandy's Rocket.
*She also made fourteen appearances in season one. That is more appearances than any other seasons in the series.
*It is possible that she is a small squirrel due to her size compared to Spongebob and the other main characters.
*Her height differs in some episodes.
*Some episodes hint that [[SpongeBob]] has a crush on Sandy.

[[Category:Character]]
[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]

{{Main characters}}
{{Slogan}}

[[de:Sandy Cheeks]]

Sandy Cheeks

2009-10-12T13:12:07Z

96.236.24.126: /* Character Description */

{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#F0E4E1;width:400px;"
! colspan="2" | [[Image:SandyCheeks.jpg|From Karate Island]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Birthday: || November 17, 1987 (age 22)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Female
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || Squirrel
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Brown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye Color: || Black
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || Unknown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Interests: || Science, [[Karate]], Surfing, Weight-lifting, extreme sports, and Texas culture
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Aliases: || Miss Appear, Landy, San-day, Sandra, Miss Cheeks, Miss Alien Pants
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Ancestors: ||
* [[The Dark Knight]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Family: ||
* Unnamed father
* Unnamed cousin
* Great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Enemies: ||
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]
*[[Udon]]
*[[Plankton]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Employers: ||
*[[Dr. Marmalade]]
*[[Lord Reginald]]
*[[Professor Percy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First Appearence: ||
*[[Tea at the Treedome]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Portrayer: ||
*[[Carolyn Lawrence]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|}

'''Sandy Cheeks''' is a very smart, talented and athletic squirrel born in the state of Texas, who moved to [[Bikini Bottom]] in the Pacific Ocean because her job is experimenting underwater. She is also an inventor and loves science very much. She's one of the seven main characters in the show, although she isn't featured quite as much as other characters such as SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward (she only made 6 appearances in season 3, but has been featured more in other seasons).
==Character Description==
Sandy was born the popular state, Texas, and she exhibits many characteristics of a stereotypical southwestern squirrel. She speaks with a Texas drawl, and uses typical cowgirl-ish words and phrases. She is very fond of her homeland and its culture, as most notably seen in the episode "Texas", in which she grows homesick for it and SpongeBob and Patrick build a Texas-themed party at the [[Krusty Krab]] to convince her to stay in Bikini Bottom. In that same episode, she is easily offended by SpongeBob and Patrick whenever they launch insults at Texas, and she violently attacks them when they continue to insult it.

Sandy is one of the most intelligent and level-headed characters on the show. She is a multi-talented scientist and inventor, and originally came to Bikini Bottom to study sea creatures and their lifestyles. In "Chimps Ahoy", it is revealed that she is employed by a trio of monkeys from the surface, named Dr. Marmalade, Lord Reginald and Professor Percy. They exhibit stereotypical upper-class English accents and manners, and periodically visit Bikini Bottom to audit her scientific research. As an inventor, Sandy is capable of creating extremely advanced devices with ease. Her inventions include a manned space ship, a teleporter, a submarine that can shrink to microscopic size and go inside a person's body, and even a cloning device.
===Biography===

She lives in an air-filled habitat structure called the [[Treedome]] (a polyurethane dome containing a tree, living quarters and various other land plants). When outside of the [[Treedome]], Sandy wears an air-filled suit that looks much like an astronaut's space suit; while in her Treedome, she wears a purple bikini with green frills in the bottom section. Physically, Sandy is one of the strongest creatures (along with [[Larry the Lobster]]) in Bikini Bottom. She claims to be stronger than Larry and can even pull down gigantic ships and boats from the surface of the ocean as seen in "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm". Sandy was hibernating during the winter in Survival of the Idiots. This episode was played in "Bikini Bottom Best Friends Collection".

In "Chimps Ahoy", she is visited in Bikini Bottom by her patrons, a group of air-breathing monkeys by the names of: [[Dr. Marmalade]], [[Lord Reginald]] and [[Professor Percy]] from the surface (with upper-class English accents and manners) who periodically stop by to audit her scientific research.

[[SpongeBob]] sometimes becomes jealous of the attention Sandy gives to other friends and once wrote a song (notably in the episode 'Ripped Pants') about how he "lost his girl" and "someone stole his girl" because of his ripped pants; also, early in the series, Spongebob takes great pains to impress Sandy and possibly considers their special get-togethers in Sandy's bubble dates. Sandy is also shown to be a companion of [[Larry the Lobster]] in scenarios reminiscent of casual dating (it was Larry who "stole" Sandy away from Spongebob in 'Ripped Pants').

It is revealed that Sandy has a really giant monster form. During hibernation, she mutates into a very huge, muscular, lion-like, monstrous squirrel in Survival of the Idiots. She mistook Spongebob as Pinhead Larry and Patrick as Dirty Dan.One of Sandy's male relatives appeared in [[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)]]. Sandy Cheeks is actually revealed to have a scottish relative, but Sandy was born in America, or the United States of America. Maybe, this Scottish Squirrel may not be related to Sandy Cheeks, or Sandy Cheeks is really Scottish American but speaks English more.

If [[SpongeBob]] has any, Sandy would be considered his love interest.

===Interests===

Sandy loves karate. Her karate gear is Green, where as Spongebob is Red and has a hat fit for his square head. Sandy also plays guitar. She played a guitar in [[Band Geeks]] and played acoustic guitar during the Texas song, Lights, Camera, Pants! and Atlantis Squarepantis (episode & game). Sandy loves science. Some of her inventions include a teleporter, a nut communication device and a thing that can transport food to the stomach. Also, in [[Ditchin]], she was an expert at playing badminton, and together with her partner, [[Dale]], they were an unstoppable team, until SpongeBob and Patrick beat them at their own game. Her favorite foods are Haycorns, [[Krabby Patties]], Volcano/Hot sauce, BarnacleLoaf Sandwiches with Ketchup, (Seen in [[Karate Choppers]]) and Pasta (Seen in [[Atlantis SquarePantis]]) .
She loves Free-falling from 114,000 feet and to land on a target (Seen in [[Sleepy Time]])
She signed up for the Anchor Toss Competition in [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] and wanted SpongeBob to sign up too.

===Friends===
Sandy became one of SpongeBob's best friends after saving him from a giant clam (The clam first tried to eat Sandy, but almost ate SpongeBob after he tried to save her), and she enjoys various activities with him (including karate). Sandy is also a friend to Patrick, although it is shown she can be very annoyed with him, although the two are still pretty good friends. She is also believed to be friends with [[Larry]] - SpongeBob is sometimes jealous and sometimes thinks Sandy likes Larry better than him.

The nature of Sandy's relationship with SpongeBob is somewhat ambiguous. SpongeBob has brought her flowers on several occasions, and her official biography describes her as being "the apple of SpongeBob's eye (the only thing under the sea he likes better than his job at the Krusty Krab)". In [[Tea at the Treedome]] amorous music plays when SpongeBob recalls Sandy's words. SpongeBob's song in Ripped Pants has romantic lyrics. Once in a clip from [[ Random Acts of SpongeBob]] SpongeBob dropped Sandy a letter (with a bouquet of flowers) that called her the "smartest, prettiest squirrel in all of Bikini Bottom". It was on the [[Suprise Sandy Day].In [[Truth or Square]],it shows Sandy and SpongBob getting married.

Also, a book called the SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide has information that suggests SpongeBob has a crush on Sandy on the page entitled How to survive a secret crush. It says that if you have a crush on someone, you have to keep it secret. SpongeBob then babbles on about him acting perfectly natural at the treedome. The chapter then ends after SpongeBob says, "I've said too much!" The book was released on November 1, 2002.

===Jailtime===

In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Sandy was arrested for public "nudity".

===Inventions made===
'''Teleporter''' - Enables anything, living or non-living, to be transported to any location. This invention was seen in "[[SquidBob TentaclePants]]" and went horribly wrong.

'''Molecular Seperator Ray''' - Separates the molecules of something (like the fused SpongeBob and Squidward), and in the episode "SquidBob TentaclePants" separates SpongeBob and Squidward, but then Squidward makes it combine all the surrounding creatures, including SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, etc which was a big issue!

'''Nut Communicator''' - Allows communication to a nut. SpongeBob used it in "[[Chimps Ahoy]]" and the nut said "It's dark in here." when it was speaking to SpongeBob

'''Nuttacino Machine''' - Makes "Nuttacinos" out of any nut of your choosing. Sandy demonstrates it with the nut SpongeBob communicated with, and with still having the Nut Communicator on, SpongeBob heard it die. Also seen in the episode "Chimps Ahoy".

'''Robot Nutcracker''' - A robot built to crack nuts. However, it can't do so, but it can peel bananas for the chimps.

'''Rocket''' - The complex rocket Sandy built to travel to the Moon in the episode "[[Sandy's Rocket]]". SpongeBob and Patrick went inside it.

'''Submarine''' - The subarmine Sandy shrunk to microscopic size in the episode "[[Squidtastic Voyage]]". It is very high tech.

'''Robot'''- Sandy's favorite invention from the episode [[What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?]]. It played with her until SpongeBob came and tripped and shot at it with water causing Sandy to call SB "Idiot Boy!" from anger.

'''The Knock-Out Ray''' - A spy gadget that knocks out things. She wouldn't let SpongeBob and Patrick use the other Spy Gadgets, so [[Patrick]] used it on her so he and [[SpongeBob]] could use the other gadgets on [[Plankton]] in [[Spy Buddies]].

==Apperances==
# "[[Tea at the Treedome]]"
==Dissapperances==
Sandy usually disapears in Krusty Krab episodes.

==Trivia==
*Sandy's voice actor, Carolyn Lawrence who also voices [[Tina]], also voices Cindy Vortex on the show The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and she and Sandy both practice martial arts. However, Cindy practices tae-kwon-do, while Sandy practices karate.
*The appearance of Sandy's spacesuit changed from the first season to the second:
*The logo on the patch of Sandy's spacesuit varies between three black dots in season one, and an acorn from the second season onwards.
*In season one, Sandy did not have a tail visible through her suit but it is inside hers.
*It is revealed in the episode Patrick SmartPants that Sandy's first name is Sandra and again in Atlantis SquarePantis
*Sandy is described as the only mammal in Bikini Bottom. However, that is not accurate. Pearl Krabs is also a Mammal. Also, Craig Mammalton from the episode Sun Bleached.
*During season 4, Sandy is a scientist but in the episode Tea at the Treedome she would've known a sea creature can't live without water. Most likely, she is not a Zoologist.She was even a scientist in the Season 1 episode Sandy's Rocket.
*She also made fourteen appearances in season one. That is more appearances than any other seasons in the series.
*It is possible that she is a small squirrel due to her size compared to Spongebob and the other main characters.
*Her height differs in some episodes.
*Some episodes hint that [[SpongeBob]] has a crush on Sandy.

[[Category:Character]]
[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]

{{Main characters}}
{{Slogan}}

[[de:Sandy Cheeks]]

Sandy Cheeks

2009-10-12T13:11:36Z

96.236.24.126: /* Character Description */

{| border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" align="right" style="margin-left:1em; background:#F0E4E1;width:400px;"
! colspan="2" | [[Image:SandyCheeks.jpg|From Karate Island]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Birthday: || November 17, 1987 (age 22)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Female
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || Squirrel
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Brown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye Color: || Black
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || Unknown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Interests: || Science, [[Karate]], Surfing, Weight-lifting, extreme sports, and Texas culture
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Aliases: || Miss Appear, Landy, San-day, Sandra, Miss Cheeks, Miss Alien Pants
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Ancestors: ||
* [[The Dark Knight]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Family: ||
* Unnamed father
* Unnamed cousin
* Great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Enemies: ||
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]
*[[Udon]]
*[[Plankton]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Employers: ||
*[[Dr. Marmalade]]
*[[Lord Reginald]]
*[[Professor Percy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First Appearence: ||
*[[Tea at the Treedome]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Portrayer: ||
*[[Carolyn Lawrence]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|}

'''Sandy Cheeks''' is a very smart, talented and athletic squirrel born in the state of Texas, who moved to [[Bikini Bottom]] in the Pacific Ocean because her job is experimenting underwater. She is also an inventor and loves science very much. She's one of the seven main characters in the show, although she isn't featured quite as much as other characters such as SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward (she only made 6 appearances in season 3, but has been featured more in other seasons).
==Character Description==
Sandy was born the popular state, Texas, and she exhibits many characteristics of a stereotypical southwestern squirrel. She speaks with a Texan drawl, and uses typical cowgirl-ish words and phrases. She is very fond of her homeland and its culture, as most notably seen in the episode "Texas", in which she grows homesick for it and SpongeBob and Patrick build a Texas-themed party at the [[Krusty Krab]] to convince her to stay in Bikini Bottom. In that same episode, she is easily offended by SpongeBob and Patrick whenever they launch insults at Texas, and she violently attacks them when they continue to insult it.

Sandy is one of the most intelligent and level-headed characters on the show. She is a multi-talented scientist and inventor, and originally came to Bikini Bottom to study sea creatures and their lifestyles. In "Chimps Ahoy", it is revealed that she is employed by a trio of monkeys from the surface, named Dr. Marmalade, Lord Reginald and Professor Percy. They exhibit stereotypical upper-class English accents and manners, and periodically visit Bikini Bottom to audit her scientific research. As an inventor, Sandy is capable of creating extremely advanced devices with ease. Her inventions include a manned space ship, a teleporter, a submarine that can shrink to microscopic size and go inside a person's body, and even a cloning device.
===Biography===

She lives in an air-filled habitat structure called the [[Treedome]] (a polyurethane dome containing a tree, living quarters and various other land plants). When outside of the [[Treedome]], Sandy wears an air-filled suit that looks much like an astronaut's space suit; while in her Treedome, she wears a purple bikini with green frills in the bottom section. Physically, Sandy is one of the strongest creatures (along with [[Larry the Lobster]]) in Bikini Bottom. She claims to be stronger than Larry and can even pull down gigantic ships and boats from the surface of the ocean as seen in "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm". Sandy was hibernating during the winter in Survival of the Idiots. This episode was played in "Bikini Bottom Best Friends Collection".

In "Chimps Ahoy", she is visited in Bikini Bottom by her patrons, a group of air-breathing monkeys by the names of: [[Dr. Marmalade]], [[Lord Reginald]] and [[Professor Percy]] from the surface (with upper-class English accents and manners) who periodically stop by to audit her scientific research.

[[SpongeBob]] sometimes becomes jealous of the attention Sandy gives to other friends and once wrote a song (notably in the episode 'Ripped Pants') about how he "lost his girl" and "someone stole his girl" because of his ripped pants; also, early in the series, Spongebob takes great pains to impress Sandy and possibly considers their special get-togethers in Sandy's bubble dates. Sandy is also shown to be a companion of [[Larry the Lobster]] in scenarios reminiscent of casual dating (it was Larry who "stole" Sandy away from Spongebob in 'Ripped Pants').

It is revealed that Sandy has a really giant monster form. During hibernation, she mutates into a very huge, muscular, lion-like, monstrous squirrel in Survival of the Idiots. She mistook Spongebob as Pinhead Larry and Patrick as Dirty Dan.One of Sandy's male relatives appeared in [[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)]]. Sandy Cheeks is actually revealed to have a scottish relative, but Sandy was born in America, or the United States of America. Maybe, this Scottish Squirrel may not be related to Sandy Cheeks, or Sandy Cheeks is really Scottish American but speaks English more.

If [[SpongeBob]] has any, Sandy would be considered his love interest.

===Interests===

Sandy loves karate. Her karate gear is Green, where as Spongebob is Red and has a hat fit for his square head. Sandy also plays guitar. She played a guitar in [[Band Geeks]] and played acoustic guitar during the Texas song, Lights, Camera, Pants! and Atlantis Squarepantis (episode & game). Sandy loves science. Some of her inventions include a teleporter, a nut communication device and a thing that can transport food to the stomach. Also, in [[Ditchin]], she was an expert at playing badminton, and together with her partner, [[Dale]], they were an unstoppable team, until SpongeBob and Patrick beat them at their own game. Her favorite foods are Haycorns, [[Krabby Patties]], Volcano/Hot sauce, BarnacleLoaf Sandwiches with Ketchup, (Seen in [[Karate Choppers]]) and Pasta (Seen in [[Atlantis SquarePantis]]) .
She loves Free-falling from 114,000 feet and to land on a target (Seen in [[Sleepy Time]])
She signed up for the Anchor Toss Competition in [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] and wanted SpongeBob to sign up too.

===Friends===
Sandy became one of SpongeBob's best friends after saving him from a giant clam (The clam first tried to eat Sandy, but almost ate SpongeBob after he tried to save her), and she enjoys various activities with him (including karate). Sandy is also a friend to Patrick, although it is shown she can be very annoyed with him, although the two are still pretty good friends. She is also believed to be friends with [[Larry]] - SpongeBob is sometimes jealous and sometimes thinks Sandy likes Larry better than him.

The nature of Sandy's relationship with SpongeBob is somewhat ambiguous. SpongeBob has brought her flowers on several occasions, and her official biography describes her as being "the apple of SpongeBob's eye (the only thing under the sea he likes better than his job at the Krusty Krab)". In [[Tea at the Treedome]] amorous music plays when SpongeBob recalls Sandy's words. SpongeBob's song in Ripped Pants has romantic lyrics. Once in a clip from [[ Random Acts of SpongeBob]] SpongeBob dropped Sandy a letter (with a bouquet of flowers) that called her the "smartest, prettiest squirrel in all of Bikini Bottom". It was on the [[Suprise Sandy Day].In [[Truth or Square]],it shows Sandy and SpongBob getting married.

Also, a book called the SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide has information that suggests SpongeBob has a crush on Sandy on the page entitled How to survive a secret crush. It says that if you have a crush on someone, you have to keep it secret. SpongeBob then babbles on about him acting perfectly natural at the treedome. The chapter then ends after SpongeBob says, "I've said too much!" The book was released on November 1, 2002.

===Jailtime===

In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Sandy was arrested for public "nudity".

===Inventions made===
'''Teleporter''' - Enables anything, living or non-living, to be transported to any location. This invention was seen in "[[SquidBob TentaclePants]]" and went horribly wrong.

'''Molecular Seperator Ray''' - Separates the molecules of something (like the fused SpongeBob and Squidward), and in the episode "SquidBob TentaclePants" separates SpongeBob and Squidward, but then Squidward makes it combine all the surrounding creatures, including SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, etc which was a big issue!

'''Nut Communicator''' - Allows communication to a nut. SpongeBob used it in "[[Chimps Ahoy]]" and the nut said "It's dark in here." when it was speaking to SpongeBob

'''Nuttacino Machine''' - Makes "Nuttacinos" out of any nut of your choosing. Sandy demonstrates it with the nut SpongeBob communicated with, and with still having the Nut Communicator on, SpongeBob heard it die. Also seen in the episode "Chimps Ahoy".

'''Robot Nutcracker''' - A robot built to crack nuts. However, it can't do so, but it can peel bananas for the chimps.

'''Rocket''' - The complex rocket Sandy built to travel to the Moon in the episode "[[Sandy's Rocket]]". SpongeBob and Patrick went inside it.

'''Submarine''' - The subarmine Sandy shrunk to microscopic size in the episode "[[Squidtastic Voyage]]". It is very high tech.

'''Robot'''- Sandy's favorite invention from the episode [[What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?]]. It played with her until SpongeBob came and tripped and shot at it with water causing Sandy to call SB "Idiot Boy!" from anger.

'''The Knock-Out Ray''' - A spy gadget that knocks out things. She wouldn't let SpongeBob and Patrick use the other Spy Gadgets, so [[Patrick]] used it on her so he and [[SpongeBob]] could use the other gadgets on [[Plankton]] in [[Spy Buddies]].

==Apperances==
# "[[Tea at the Treedome]]"
==Dissapperances==
Sandy usually disapears in Krusty Krab episodes.

==Trivia==
*Sandy's voice actor, Carolyn Lawrence who also voices [[Tina]], also voices Cindy Vortex on the show The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and she and Sandy both practice martial arts. However, Cindy practices tae-kwon-do, while Sandy practices karate.
*The appearance of Sandy's spacesuit changed from the first season to the second:
*The logo on the patch of Sandy's spacesuit varies between three black dots in season one, and an acorn from the second season onwards.
*In season one, Sandy did not have a tail visible through her suit but it is inside hers.
*It is revealed in the episode Patrick SmartPants that Sandy's first name is Sandra and again in Atlantis SquarePantis
*Sandy is described as the only mammal in Bikini Bottom. However, that is not accurate. Pearl Krabs is also a Mammal. Also, Craig Mammalton from the episode Sun Bleached.
*During season 4, Sandy is a scientist but in the episode Tea at the Treedome she would've known a sea creature can't live without water. Most likely, she is not a Zoologist.She was even a scientist in the Season 1 episode Sandy's Rocket.
*She also made fourteen appearances in season one. That is more appearances than any other seasons in the series.
*It is possible that she is a small squirrel due to her size compared to Spongebob and the other main characters.
*Her height differs in some episodes.
*Some episodes hint that [[SpongeBob]] has a crush on Sandy.

[[Category:Character]]
[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]

{{Main characters}}
{{Slogan}}

[[de:Sandy Cheeks]]

What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? (Episode)

2009-10-12T13:01:04Z

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! colspan="2" | What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?
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| Episode No.: || 98
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| Airdate: || 13.10.2008
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| Season: || Season 5
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| Previous Episode: || [[The Battle of Bikini Bottom (Episode)|The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]
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| Next Episode: ||[[The Two Faces of Squidward (Episode)|The Two Faces of Squidward]]
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'''"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] ([[CheeseHead BrownPants]])
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Bubble Poppin' Boys]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Nat]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Mailman]]
*[[Help Wanted Lady]]
*Scottish couple
*Former Mayor of New Kelp City
*Citizens of New Kelp City
*[[Bob]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[New Kelp City]]
*[[Games We Play]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields Cliff]]
*[[Eat]]

===Songs===
*[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]

==Plot==

SpongeBob frantically tumbles out of bed excited about his day, but much to his friendship mishap, he ends up being nothing but a nuisance. So he decides to pack up and leave Bikini Bottom forever, believing that everyone dislikes him. As he walks away, he takes a nasty fall off a cliff and bonks himself in the head so hard that he loses his memory.

SpongeBob, meanwhile, wanders into New Kelp City, deciding to rename himself is CheeseHead BrownPants. He tries to get a job, but fails to do so because the townspeople dislike his bubble-blowing. He then gets confronted by an angry group of gangsters called "The Bubble Popping Boys". They chase him down the streets until SpongeBob traps them in a bubble. He is then pictured as a hero by the citizens of New Kelp City, who elect him mayor CheeseHead BrownPants.

Meanwhile, Everyone in Bikini Bottom notices SpongeBob's absence. Patrick, Sandy and Mr. Krabs
feel bad about how they treated SpongeBob and set off their quest for him. Squidward is very glad to be rid of SpongeBob but tags along with them to earn a pretty egg.

After they finally find SpongeBob in the middle of a speech, Sandy and Patrick try to convince him to come back by getting them to remember them, but he does not remember anything, and states that he is late for a meeting. He then gets into his private car, but the driver turns out to be Squidward (who is desperate to get the egg). He drives the group back to the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob refuses to be fry cook. Squidward then trips with his new egg, which lands on SpongeBob's head, causing him to remember everything very clear. As seen on TV, with Perch Perkins as the news reporter, the citizens of New Kelp City are angry at SpongeBob for leaving them, so SpongeBob decides to remain fry cook rather than go back to being mayor. Finding this a disappointment, Squidward puts his brain in the garbage can.

==Trivia/Goofs==

*The German name for the episode is, "WasBob WoKopf? - SpongeBob verzweifelt gesucht", which means, "WhatBob WherePants? - SpongeBob in Search".
*[[Guest Stars|Ray Liotta]] guest voiced as one of the Bubble Poppin' Boys.
*Who Bob What Pants? is based on the SpongeBob book For the Love of Bubbles.
*Who Bob What Pants? is possibly a parody of a Jackie Chan movie called "Who Am I" because the main character in the movie like SpongeBob has a nasty fall and forgets who he is. It could also be a parody of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?".
*The theme song is changed from "[[Theme Song|SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]]" to "[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]".
*In German this episode aired July 19, 2009, five days after SpongeBob's Birthday.
*This is the third episode where SpongeBob develops amnesia or forgets how to do many things. The first was in [[Pickles]], and the second was in [[Squilliam Returns]].
*This marks the fourth time Sandy cries and sheds tears since [[Ripped Pants]], [[Texas]], and [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] (three times).
*In the scene with Patrick and Sandy at the Krusty Krab telling that SpongeBob is missing, in one shot Sandy's tail is missing.
*When Perch Perkins first got the black eye, it was on his right eye, but later, when he was doing a news report, it is now on his left eye.
*The Mayor of [[New Kelp City]] looks like the [[Mayor Of Bikini Bottom|Mayor of Bikini Bottom]].
*If SpongeBob got complete amnesia, forgetting things, like his friends, their names, his look, and even his own name, how could he remember that he liked to blow bubbles and even how to blow them?
*The population of Bikini Bottom is 538 in this episode, but in [[Patty Hype]], there were more than 46,853 inhabitants.
*Where did Squidward get that hammer to destroy the [[Sponge-Tracker]]?
*At the part where Spongebob and Patrick have the Best Friends tatoo, it randomly says Spring Break under it
*The name "Idiot Boy" could be a parody of SpongeBob's original name, SpongeBoy.
*The name "Idiot Boy" is said 17 times in this episode.
*The people are waiting for a video game in the store, but when they panic, the store becomes an unknown building.
*In the German Version [[CheeseHead BrownPants]] is "CheeseFace BrownPants".
*There is a book based on this Episode called "[[My Name is CheeseHead]]".
*In the German Version, ''Idiot Boy'' is ''Schwachschwammkopf'', which means, ''Idiot SpongeHead''.
*In the Polish Version, the name of episode is "'''JakiBob? Jakieporty?'''" which means "'''WhatBob? WhatPants?'''"

==Reception==
{{Image|http://www2.pic-upload.de/20.07.09/n5c33xywczp.jpg|SpongeBob in the Streets of New Kelp City}}

''WhoBob WhatPants?'' was viewed by 7.7 million viewers. This ranked the program the number one most viewed entertainment show of the night, and the number two most viewed show in all categories after ESPN Monday Night Football. Despite the high ratings, the episode was reviewed negatively by critics. A ToonZone reviewer said that the episode has one event after another, none of which are that funny. Paul Mavis of DVDTalk.com said that the DVD is a disappointment, with the episode not funny enough to deserve its own release, and the remaining episodes are nothing special either. The quality of the video and the DVD however was reviewed well.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]

{{Season5}}
{{Specials}}
{{Slogan}}
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[[Category:Season 5]]
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Sandy Cheeks

2009-10-11T19:31:49Z

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! colspan="2" | Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks
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| Birthday: || November 17, 1987 (age 22)
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| Gender: || Female
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| Species: || Squirrel
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Brown
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| Eye Color: || Black
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || Unknown
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| Interests: || Science, [[Karate]], Surfing, Weight-lifting, extreme sports, and Texas culture
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| Aliases: || Miss Appear, Landy, San-day, Sandra, Miss Cheeks, Miss Alien Pants
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Ancestors: ||
* [[The Dark Knight]]
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| Family: ||
* Unnamed father
* Unnamed cousin
* Great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
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| Enemies: ||
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]
*[[Udon]]
*[[Plankton]]
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| Employers: ||
*[[Dr. Marmalade]]
*[[Lord Reginald]]
*[[Professor Percy]]
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| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
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| First Appearence: ||
*[[Tea at the Treedome]]
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| Portrayer: ||
*[[Carolyn Lawrence]]
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'''Sandy Cheeks''' is a very smart, talented and athletic squirrel born in the state of Texas, who moved to [[Bikini Bottom]] in the Pacific Ocean because her job is experimenting underwater. She is also an inventor and loves science very much. She's one of the seven main characters in the show, although she isn't featured quite as much as other characters such as SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward (she only made 6 appearances in season 3, but has been featured more in other seasons).
==Character Description==
Sandy was born the popular state, Texas, and she exhibits many characteristics of a stereotypical southwestern squirrel. She speaks with a Texan accent, and uses typical cowgirl-ish words and phrases. She is very fond of her homeland and its culture, as most notably seen in the episode "Texas", in which she grows homesick for it and SpongeBob and Patrick build a Texas-themed party at the [[Krusty Krab]] to convince her to stay in Bikini Bottom. In that same episode, she is easily offended by SpongeBob and Patrick whenever they launch insults at Texas, and she violently attacks them when they continue to insult it.

Sandy is one of the most intelligent and level-headed characters on the show. She is a multi-talented scientist and inventor, and originally came to Bikini Bottom to study sea creatures and their lifestyles. In "Chimps Ahoy", it is revealed that she is employed by a trio of monkeys from the surface, named Dr. Marmalade, Lord Reginald and Professor Percy. They exhibit stereotypical upper-class English accents and manners, and periodically visit Bikini Bottom to audit her scientific research. As an inventor, Sandy is capable of creating extremely advanced devices with ease. Her inventions include a manned space ship, a teleporter, a submarine that can shrink to microscopic size and go inside a person's body, and even a cloning device.
===Biography===

She lives in an air-filled habitat structure called the [[Treedome]] (a polyurethane dome containing a tree, living quarters and various other land plants). When outside of the [[Treedome]], Sandy wears an air-filled suit that looks much like an astronaut's space suit; while in her Treedome, she wears a purple bikini with green frills in the bottom section. Physically, Sandy is one of the strongest creatures (along with [[Larry the Lobster]]) in Bikini Bottom. She claims to be stronger than Larry and can even pull down gigantic ships and boats from the surface of the ocean as seen in "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm". Sandy was hibernating during the winter in Survival of the Idiots. This episode was played in "Bikini Bottom Best Friends Collection".

In "Chimps Ahoy", she is visited in Bikini Bottom by her patrons, a group of air-breathing monkeys by the names of: [[Dr. Marmalade]], [[Lord Reginald]] and [[Professor Percy]] from the surface (with upper-class English accents and manners) who periodically stop by to audit her scientific research.

[[SpongeBob]] sometimes becomes jealous of the attention Sandy gives to other friends and once wrote a song (notably in the episode 'Ripped Pants') about how he "lost his girl" and "someone stole his girl" because of his ripped pants; also, early in the series, Spongebob takes great pains to impress Sandy and possibly considers their special get-togethers in Sandy's bubble dates. Sandy is also shown to be a companion of [[Larry the Lobster]] in scenarios reminiscent of casual dating (it was Larry who "stole" Sandy away from Spongebob in 'Ripped Pants').

It is revealed that Sandy has a really giant monster form. During hibernation, she mutates into a very huge, muscular, lion-like, monstrous squirrel in Survival of the Idiots. She mistook Spongebob as Pinhead Larry and Patrick as Dirty Dan.One of Sandy's male relatives appeared in [[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)]]. Sandy Cheeks is actually revealed to have a scottish relative, but Sandy was born in America, or the United States of America. Maybe, this Scottish Squirrel may not be related to Sandy Cheeks, or Sandy Cheeks is really Scottish American but speaks English more.

If [[SpongeBob]] has any, Sandy would be considered his love interest.

===Interests===

Sandy loves karate. Her karate gear is Green, where as Spongebob is Red and has a hat fit for his square head. Sandy also plays guitar. She played a guitar in [[Band Geeks]] and played acoustic guitar during the Texas song, Lights, Camera, Pants! and Atlantis Squarepantis (episode & game). Sandy loves science. Some of her inventions include a teleporter, a nut communication device and a thing that can transport food to the stomach. Also, in [[Ditchin]], she was an expert at playing badminton, and together with her partner, [[Dale]], they were an unstoppable team, until SpongeBob and Patrick beat them at their own game. Her favorite foods are Haycorns, [[Krabby Patties]], Volcano/Hot sauce, BarnacleLoaf Sandwiches with Ketchup, (Seen in [[Karate Choppers]]) and Pasta (Seen in [[Atlantis SquarePantis]]) .
She loves Free-falling from 114,000 feet and to land on a target (Seen in [[Sleepy Time]])
She signed up for the Anchor Toss Competition in [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] and wanted SpongeBob to sign up too.

===Friends===
Sandy became one of SpongeBob's best friends after saving him from a giant clam (The clam first tried to eat Sandy, but almost ate SpongeBob after he tried to save her), and she enjoys various activities with him (including karate). Sandy is also a friend to Patrick, although it is shown she can be very annoyed with him, although the two are still pretty good friends. She is also believed to be friends with [[Larry]] - SpongeBob is sometimes jealous and sometimes thinks Sandy likes Larry better than him.

The nature of Sandy's relationship with SpongeBob is somewhat ambiguous. SpongeBob has brought her flowers on several occasions, and her official biography describes her as being "the apple of SpongeBob's eye (the only thing under the sea he likes better than his job at the Krusty Krab)". In [[Tea at the Treedome]] amorous music plays when SpongeBob recalls Sandy's words. SpongeBob's song in Ripped Pants has romantic lyrics. Once in a clip from [[ Random Acts of SpongeBob]] SpongeBob dropped Sandy a letter (with a bouquet of flowers) that called her the "smartest, prettiest squirrel in all of Bikini Bottom". It was on the [[Suprise Sandy Day].In [[Truth or Square]],it shows Sandy and SpongBob getting married.

Also, a book called the SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide has information that suggests SpongeBob has a crush on Sandy on the page entitled How to survive a secret crush. It says that if you have a crush on someone, you have to keep it secret. SpongeBob then babbles on about him acting perfectly natural at the treedome. The chapter then ends after SpongeBob says, "I've said too much!" The book was released on November 1, 2002.

===Jailtime===

In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Sandy was arrested for public "nudity".

===Inventions made===
'''Teleporter''' - Enables anything, living or non-living, to be transported to any location. This invention was seen in "[[SquidBob TentaclePants]]" and went horribly wrong.

'''Molecular Seperator Ray''' - Separates the molecules of something (like the fused SpongeBob and Squidward), and in the episode "SquidBob TentaclePants" separates SpongeBob and Squidward, but then Squidward makes it combine all the surrounding creatures, including SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, etc which was a big issue!

'''Nut Communicator''' - Allows communication to a nut. SpongeBob used it in "[[Chimps Ahoy]]" and the nut said "It's dark in here." when it was speaking to SpongeBob

'''Nuttacino Machine''' - Makes "Nuttacinos" out of any nut of your choosing. Sandy demonstrates it with the nut SpongeBob communicated with, and with still having the Nut Communicator on, SpongeBob heard it die. Also seen in the episode "Chimps Ahoy".

'''Robot Nutcracker''' - A robot built to crack nuts. However, it can't do so, but it can peel bananas for the chimps.

'''Rocket''' - The complex rocket Sandy built to travel to the Moon in the episode "[[Sandy's Rocket]]". SpongeBob and Patrick went inside it.

'''Submarine''' - The subarmine Sandy shrunk to microscopic size in the episode "[[Squidtastic Voyage]]". It is very high tech.

'''Robot'''- Sandy's favorite invention from the episode [[What Ever Happened To SpongeBob?]]. It played with her until SpongeBob came and tripped and shot at it with water causing Sandy to call SB "Idiot Boy!" from anger.

'''The Knock-Out Ray''' - A spy gadget that knocks out things. She wouldn't let SpongeBob and Patrick use the other Spy Gadgets, so [[Patrick]] used it on her so he and [[SpongeBob]] could use the other gadgets on [[Plankton]] in [[Spy Buddies]].

==Apperances==
# "[[Tea at the Treedome]]"
==Dissapperances==
Sandy usually disapears in Krusty Krab episodes.

==Trivia==
*Sandy's voice actor, Carolyn Lawrence who also voices [[Tina]], also voices Cindy Vortex on the show The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and she and Sandy both practice martial arts. However, Cindy practices tae-kwon-do, while Sandy practices karate.
*The appearance of Sandy's spacesuit changed from the first season to the second:
*The logo on the patch of Sandy's spacesuit varies between three black dots in season one, and an acorn from the second season onwards.
*In season one, Sandy did not have a tail visible through her suit but it is inside hers.
*It is revealed in the episode Patrick SmartPants that Sandy's first name is Sandra and again in Atlantis SquarePantis
*Sandy is described as the only mammal in Bikini Bottom. However, that is not accurate. Pearl Krabs is also a Mammal. Also, Craig Mammalton from the episode Sun Bleached.
*During season 4, Sandy is a scientist but in the episode Tea at the Treedome she would've known a sea creature can't live without water. Most likely, she is not a Zoologist.She was even a scientist in the Season 1 episode Sandy's Rocket.
*She also made fourteen appearances in season one. That is more appearances than any other seasons in the series.
*It is possible that she is a small squirrel due to her size compared to Spongebob and the other main characters.
*Her height differs in some episodes.
*Some episodes hint that [[SpongeBob]] has a crush on Sandy.

[[Category:Character]]
[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]

{{Main characters}}
{{Slogan}}

[[de:Sandy Cheeks]]

Dennis (The Hitman)

2009-10-08T20:33:24Z

96.236.24.126:

[[Category:Character]]
[[Image:Dennis.jpg|thumb|right|Dennis]]
'''Dennis''' was a paid assassin in the [[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] and was sent to end [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]'s quest for Neptune's stolen crown to stop [[Plankton]]'s evil Plan Z. At first it was not a big deal but the little sponge and the kiddish starfish seemed to just get away from his grip every time. But right when they reached the end of the "DEEP DARK TRENCH" they met face to face with him. Also that is the point where we learned that Dennis can grow mustaches out of nowhere. When it looked like SpongeBob and Patrick had met their doom, luckily or not so luckily a massive boot squished Dennis. Later Dennis returned from the big boot onto [[David Hasselhoff]] and tried to hold them off but disappeared when the deck of a sailboat hit him in the face and knocked him into the ocean.

===Looks===
*Wears a red handkerchief around his neck
*Has a necklace with a knife on it
*Has a skull design on the back of his jacket
*Altogether has a sort of cowboy/biker look

===Weaknesses===
*Giant Boots
*Upcoming Boats

==Trivia==
*He was voiced by [[Guest Stars|Alec Baldwin]].
*Dennis the hitman is not the same person as [[SpongeBob]]'s friend from elementary school, [[Dennis]]
*His right shoe has the sentence,"your head here".
*His motorcycle license is "I KILL U"
*The word "Dennis" backwards is "sinned"
*It is unknown if when he was hit by the boat he had his head decapitated or he just fell into the ocean.
*It is unknown if Dennis will get revenge on SpongeBob and Patrick in [[Neptune's Party]].
*There wasn't a scene in the movie where Plankton employs Dennis, or one where Plankton meets Dennis. Either both the ideas became deleted scenes that weren't put on the DVD of the movie for some reason, or they chose to remove it and not put it on any disc or add it on any airing of the movie.

==Appearances==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].
*[[Neptune's Party]]
{{Movie}}
[[de:Dennis (Auftragskiller)]]
[[Category:Villains]]
{{Slogan}}

Dennis (The Hitman)

2009-10-08T20:20:27Z

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[[Category:Character]]
[[Image:Dennis.jpg|thumb|right|Dennis]]
'''Dennis''' was a paid assassin in the [[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] and was sent to end [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]'s quest for Neptune's stolen crown to stop [[Plankton]]'s evil Plan Z. At first it was not a big deal but the little sponge and the kiddish starfish seemed to just get away from his grip every time. But right when they reached the end of the "DEEP DARK TRENCH" they met face to face with him. Also that is the point where we learned that Dennis can grow mustaches out of nowhere. When it looked like SpongeBob and Patrick had met their doom, luckily or not so luckily a massive boot squished Dennis. Later Dennis returned from the big boot onto [[David Hasselhoff]] and tried to hold them off but disappeared when the deck of a sailboat hit him in the face and knocked him into the ocean.

===Looks===
*Wears a red handkerchief around his neck
*Has a necklace with a knife on it
*Has a skull design on the back of his jacket
*Altogether has a sort of cowboy/biker look

==Trivia==
*He was voiced by [[Guest Stars|Alec Baldwin]].
*Dennis the hitman is not the same person as [[SpongeBob]]'s friend from elementary school, [[Dennis]]
*His right shoe has the sentence,"your head here".
*His motorcycle license is "I KILL U"
*The word "Dennis" backwards is "sinned"
*It is unknown if when he was hit by the boat he had his head decapitated or he just fell into the ocean.
*It is unknown if Dennis will get revenge on SpongeBob and Patrick in [[Neptune's Party]].
*There wasn't a scene in the movie where Plankton employs Dennis, or one where Plankton meets Dennis. Either both the ideas became deleted scenes that weren't put on the DVD of the movie for some reason, or they chose to remove it and not put it on any disc or add it on any airing of the movie.

==Appearances==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].
*[[Neptune's Party]]
{{Movie}}
[[de:Dennis (Auftragskiller)]]
[[Category:Villains]]
{{Slogan}}

Dennis (The Hitman)

2009-10-07T23:21:07Z

96.236.24.126:

[[Category:Character]]
[[Image:Dennis.jpg|thumb|right|Dennis]]
'''Dennis''' was a paid assassin in the [[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] and was sent to end [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]'s quest for Neptune's stolen crown to stop [[Plankton]]'s evil Plan Z. At first it was not a big deal but the little sponge and the kiddish starfish seemed to just get away from his grip every time. But right when they reached the end of the "DEEP DARK TRENCH" they met face to face with him. Also that is the point where we learned that Dennis can grow mustaches out of nowhere. When it looked like SpongeBob and Patrick had met their doom, luckily or not so luckily a massive boot squished Dennis. Later Dennis returned from the big boot onto [[David Hasselhoff]] and tried to step on them again but disappeared when the deck of a sailboat hit him in the face and knocked him into the ocean.

===Looks===
*Wears a red handkerchief around his neck
*Has a necklace with a knife on it
*Has a skull design on the back of his jacket
*Altogether has a sort of cowboy/biker look

==Trivia==
*He was voiced by [[Guest Stars|Alec Baldwin]].
*Dennis the hitman is not the same person as [[SpongeBob]]'s friend from elementary school, [[Dennis]]
*His right shoe has the sentence,"your head here".
*His motorcycle license is "I KILL U"
*The word "Dennis" backwards is "sinned"
*It is unknown if when he was hit by the boat he had his head decapitated or he just fell into the ocean.
*It is unknown if Dennis will get revenge on SpongeBob and Patrick in [[Neptune's Party]].
*There wasn't a scene in the movie where Plankton employs Dennis, or one where Plankton meets Dennis. Either both the ideas became deleted scenes that weren't put on the DVD of the movie for some reason, or they chose to remove it and not put it on any disc or add it on any airing of the movie.

==Appearances==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].
*[[Neptune's Party]]
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Dennis (The Hitman)

2009-10-07T23:20:25Z

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[[Category:Character]]
[[Image:Dennis.jpg|thumb|right|Dennis]]
'''Dennis''' was a paid assassin in the [[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] and was sent to end [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]'s quest for Neptune's stolen crown to stop [[Plankton]]'s evil Plan Z. At first it was not a big deal but the little sponge and the kiddish starfish seemed to just get away from his grip every time. But right when they reached the end of the "DEEP DARK TRENCH" they met face to face with him. Also that is the point where we learned that Dennis can grow mustaches out of nowhere. When it looked like SpongeBob and Patrick had met their doom, luckily or not so luckily a massive boot squished Dennis. Later Dennis returned from the big boot onto [[David Hasselhoff]] and tried to step on them again but disappeared when the deck of a sailboat hit him in the face and knocked him into the water.

===Looks===
*Wears a red handkerchief around his neck
*Has a necklace with a knife on it
*Has a skull design on the back of his jacket
*Altogether has a sort of cowboy/biker look

==Trivia==
*He was voiced by [[Guest Stars|Alec Baldwin]].
*Dennis the hitman is not the same person as [[SpongeBob]]'s friend from elementary school, [[Dennis]]
*His right shoe has the sentence,"your head here".
*His motorcycle license is "I KILL U"
*The word "Dennis" backwards is "sinned"
*It is unknown if when he was hit by the boat he had his head decapitated or he just fell into the ocean.
*It is unknown if Dennis will get revenge on SpongeBob and Patrick in [[Neptune's Party]].
*There wasn't a scene in the movie where Plankton employs Dennis, or one where Plankton meets Dennis. Either both the ideas became deleted scenes that weren't put on the DVD of the movie for some reason, or they chose to remove it and not put it on any disc or add it on any airing of the movie.

==Appearances==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].
*[[Neptune's Party]]
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Sing a Song of Patrick (Episode)

2009-10-03T13:06:00Z

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! colspan="2" | Sing a Song of Patrick
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| Episode No.: || 89b
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| Airdate: || 19.2.2007
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 5
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| Previous Episode: || [[The Krusty Sponge (Episode)|The Krusty Sponge]]
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| Next Episode: || [[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]]
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'''"Sing a Song of Patrick"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Patrick]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Lou]]
*[[Coach]]
*Angry Mob
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*The Stars (deceased)

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Bigshot Records]]
*[[K-Blub]]
*[[Near Mint Comic Books]] (debut)

===Songs===
*[[A Poem]]
*[[I Wrote This]]
*My Kooky Wooky Teddy Bear

===Time Cards Shown===
*The Next Day

==Plot==
At Near Mint Comics, Patrick sees an ad explaining a song-writing contest. Desperate to get his song on the radio he begs SpongeBob to help him write a song on pay the entry fee for the contest (which is $100). The winner gets his or her song played on the radio. [[Image:Patrick als Kind.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick as a child, reading his poem]]
They go to SpongeBob's house where Patrick asks SpongeBob to not disturb him while he writes his poem. Unfortunately, Patrick has difficulty writing his song, but then thinks, which causes his head to Stink up the room and a smell so strong that [[Squidward]] could smell it from his house.
The next day at Bigshot Records, a band known as "The Stars" are doing some songs until they receive Patrick's song. Patrick's song somehow manages to kill the band, and at the funeral, Patrick arrives and receives his song. Patrick, goes back to SpongeBob's house where he and SpongeBob both listen to "I Wrote This". It destroys SpongeBob's pineapple, but SpongeBob loves it as much as Patrick does and they go to the radio station. After the radio station employees refuse to play the song, they decide to play the song on a record player suspended on the very top of the radio tower. It plays throughout Bikini Bottom, causing the citizens to freak out (Except for [[Old Man Jenkins]]). This causes the citizens to form an angry mob and pursue them. After several citizen demand to know who's responsible, Patrick admits he wrote the song and quickly composes another poem entitled "Ughhh...". People enjoy the song better than Patrick's other horrible "masterpiece" (but only because it got "I Wrote This" out of their heads. The gym teacher from Patrick's childhood shows up and believes Patrick needs another lesson. Both Patrick and SpongeBob are engulfed in dodgeballs.

==Trivia==
*The original title for this episode was "I am the Starfish" a parody of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatles Beatles] song "I am the Walrus". The song Patrick wrote makes no sense and does not have a main topic just like the song I am the Walrus.
*SpongeBob’s wallet fell out of nowhere.
*As a child Patrick has only one front Tooth and a blue hat with a dash of red. For unknown reasons, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs had the same hat when they will children. SpongeBob's was seen in [[BlackJack]], and Mr. Krabs' was seen in [[Krusty Krab Training Video]].
*Second appearance of Bigshot Records. The first appearance was "[[Wigstruck]]."
*This is the last episode to be featured on the Season 5 Volume 1 DVD.
*SpongeBob and Patrick mistake the fire & angry mob for fireworks,a party,and Patrick's fan club.
*When Patrick placed the record player on the radio tower, it was broad daylight. But when the scene showed the song's effect on the city, it was nighttime. This could have been that they were high up, that by the time they got down it was nighttime.
*The only fish to enjoy the song was [[Old Man Jenkins]],Patrick and Spongebob.
*This title is a parody of the nursery rhyme Sing A Song Of Sixpence
*The writers missed a very good opportunity to insert Fred yelling "My Leg!" in this episode.
*When SpongeBob and Patrick are climbing the radio airel it is similar to the Doctor Who episode The Idiots Lantern.
*How can you play a record on the top of a radio antenna?

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Sing a Song of Patrick]]

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Sing a Song of Patrick (Episode)

2009-10-03T13:05:03Z

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| Airdate: || 19.2.2007
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| Season: || Season 5
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'''"Sing a Song of Patrick"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Patrick]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Lou]]
*[[Coach]]
*Angry Mob
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*The Stars (deceased)

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Bigshot Records]]
*[[K-Blub]]
*[[Near Mint Comic Books]] (debut)

===Songs===
*[[A Poem]]
*[[I Wrote This]]
*My Kooky Wooky Teddy Bear

===Time Cards Shown===
*The Next Day

==Plot==
At Near Mint Comics, Patrick sees an ad explaining a song-writing contest. Desperate to get his song on the radio he begs SpongeBob to help him write a song on pay the entry fee for the contest (which is $100). The winner gets his or her song played on the radio. [[Image:Patrick als Kind.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick as a child, reading his poem]]
They go to SpongeBob's house where Patrick asks SpongeBob to not disturb him while he writes his poem. Unfortunately, Patrick has difficulty writing his song, but then thinks, which causes his head to Stink up the room and a smell so strong that [[Squidward]] could smell it from his house.
The next day at Bigshot Records, a band known as "The Stars" are doing some songs until they receive Patrick's song. Patrick's song somehow manages to kill the band, and at the funeral, Patrick arrives and receives his song. Patrick, goes back to SpongeBob's house where he and SpongeBob both listen to "I Wrote This". It destroys SpongeBob's pineapple, but SpongeBob loves it as much as Patrick does and they go to the radio station. After the radio station employees refuse to play the song, they decide to play the song on a record player suspended on the very top of the radio tower. It plays throughout Bikini Bottom, causing the citizens to freak out (Except for [[Old Man Jenkins]]). This causes the citizens to form an angry mob and pursue them. After several citizen demand to know who's responsible, Patrick admits he wrote the song and quickly composes another poem entitled "Ughhh...". People enjoy the song better than Patrick's other horrible "masterpiece" (but only because it got "I Wrote This" out of their heads. The gym teacher from Patrick's shows up and believes Patrick needs another lesson. Both Patrick and SpongeBob are engulfed with dodgeballs.

==Trivia==
*The original title for this episode was "I am the Starfish" a parody of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatles Beatles] song "I am the Walrus". The song Patrick wrote makes no sense and does not have a main topic just like the song I am the Walrus.
*SpongeBob’s wallet fell out of nowhere.
*As a child Patrick has only one front Tooth and a blue hat with a dash of red. For unknown reasons, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs had the same hat when they will children. SpongeBob's was seen in [[BlackJack]], and Mr. Krabs' was seen in [[Krusty Krab Training Video]].
*Second appearance of Bigshot Records. The first appearance was "[[Wigstruck]]."
*This is the last episode to be featured on the Season 5 Volume 1 DVD.
*SpongeBob and Patrick mistake the fire & angry mob for fireworks,a party,and Patrick's fan club.
*When Patrick placed the record player on the radio tower, it was broad daylight. But when the scene showed the song's effect on the city, it was nighttime. This could have been that they were high up, that by the time they got down it was nighttime.
*The only fish to enjoy the song was [[Old Man Jenkins]],Patrick and Spongebob.
*This title is a parody of the nursery rhyme Sing A Song Of Sixpence
*The writers missed a very good opportunity to insert Fred yelling "My Leg!" in this episode.
*When SpongeBob and Patrick are climbing the radio airel it is similar to the Doctor Who episode The Idiots Lantern.
*How can you play a record on the top of a radio antenna?

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Sing a Song of Patrick]]

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Krabs a la Mode (Episode)

2009-10-02T21:51:49Z

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| Episode No.: || 85b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 25.7.2007
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| Season: || Season 5
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| Previous Episode: || [[New Digs (Episode)|New Digs]]
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| Next Episode: || [[Roller Cowards (Episode)|Roller Cowards]]
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'''"Krabs a la Mode"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Plankton]] [[Image:PDVD 000.c.jpg|thumb|right|The [[Thermostat]]!]]
*[[Squidward]]
*Krusty Krab Customers
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Karen]]
*Hockey players
*[[Gary]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*The Kids at Mr Krab's Front Yard

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[Mr. Krabs' House]] (Cameo)

==Plot==
Plankton discovers Mr. Krabs weakness, and that is his thermostat. Plankton sneaks into the Krusty Krab and touches his thermostat making the Krusty Krab as cold as ice. When SpongeBob and Squidward enter the Krusty Krab it is slippery and cold inside. Squidward tries to serve the customer's food but unfortunately he can't, because it was too slippery. The customers soon left the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob then tied Patties on his feet making patty skates. The customers soon return and they also want to try patty skates. Mr. Krabs was making more money than ever, He was selling twice as many patties without cooking them. Plankton then tries to go to the Krusty Krab to try to get a patty. Plankton could not get a patty and he soon reveal the thermostat was not set on 62 degrees. He soon messes the thermostat making it hot and cold over and over again, but his last attempt made him slip and fall then Mr. Krabs made it cold again, making Plankton frozen solid. After Mr. Krabs' ice rink, he now turns it into a swimming pool. Plankton was iced in a drink then Mr. Krabs talked to him then he drank the drink and Plankton screams.

==Trivia/Goofs==
[[Image:Krossschwimm.JPG|thumb|right|People enjoying the Krusty Krab swimming pool.]]

*When SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs entered the Krusty Krab which was frozen, the grill was seen frozen a few seconds later. After the Krusty Krab became special when SpongeBob was skating with two frozen [[Krabby Patties]], a customer said that she wants SpongeBob to give her two frozen Krabby Patties, uncooked, SpongeBob gave the customers cooked instead of raw and how can SpongeBob cook them if the grill was frozen?
*The episode's title is a reference to the dish Pie a la Mode, a pie with ice cream.
*This was the first appearance of the [[Thermostat]] and the Clamboni.
* When Plankton tries to steal a frozen Krabby Patty, a hockey player smacks him across the room with his hockey stick and the frozen patty lands on SpongeBob’s nose with Plankton sitting on the patty. The frozen patty is seen flopping over SpongeBob’s nose. How can this be if the temperature was -15 degrees Fahrenheit and it was sitting in the Krusty Krab all night while it was -15 degrees Fahrenheit?
*Why did not Plankton just go through the back door of the Krusty Krab with the patty?
*How can hockey players block the exit without getting run over?
*How can the floor of Krusty Krab freeze and liquify if the restaurant is already underwater?
*If you listen closely, SpongeBob says to Mr. Krabs "Here's your Krabby Patty and lemonade". Although, SpongeBob only gives him his lemonade, but doesn't give him the patty.
*How can Krabs freeze Plankton with out freezing himself or any one else?
*Plankton freezes the Krusty Krab is similar to episode [[Suds]], where SpongeBob's House gets frozen.
*How can Plankton freeze the Krusty Krab and he doesn't freeze?
*The "Do Not Touch Thermostat" sign wasn't there when Squidward cranked up the heat.
*How could Squidward slip? He's a squid with suction cups.
*When Patrick sticks his tongue to the pole, that's a reference to A Christmas Story.
*At one point, Plankton angrily says,"Stop bloking the exit!", but he was the one who lead them to block the door.
*When Planton was playing with the thermostat, the temperature reaches over 115 degrees.
*When [[Mr.Krabs]] roared, "WHO TOUCHED ME THERMOSTAT!?", it sounded like he said,"WHO TAUGHT ME THERMASTAT!?".

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Krabs a la Mode]]

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Sandy Cheeks

2009-09-30T20:07:01Z

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! colspan="2" | [[Image:SandyCheeks.jpg|From Karate Island]]
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! colspan="2" | Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Birthday: || November 17, 1987 (age 22)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Female
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || Squirrel
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Brown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye Color: || Black
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || Unknown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Interests: || Science, [[Karate]], Surfing, Weight-lifting, extreme sports, and Texas culture
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Aliases: || Miss Appear, Landy, San-day, Sandra, Miss Cheeks, Miss Alien Pants
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Ancestors: ||
* [[The Dark Knight]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Family: ||
* Unnamed father
* Unnamed cousin
* Great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Enemies: ||
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]
*[[Udon]]
*[[Plankton]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Employers: ||
*[[Dr. Marmalade]]
*[[Lord Reginald]]
*[[Professor Percy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First Appearence: ||
*[[Tea at the Treedome]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Portrayer: ||
*[[Carolyn Lawrence]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
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'''Sandy Cheeks''' is a very smart, talented and athletic squirrel born in the state of Texas, who moved to [[Bikini Bottom]] in the Pacific Ocean because her job is experimenting underwater. She is also an inventor and loves science very much. She's one of the seven main characters in the show, although she isn't featured quite as much as other characters such as SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward (she only made 6 appearances in season 3, but has been featured more in other seasons).
==Character Description==
Sandy was born the popular state, Texas, and she exhibits many characteristics of a stereotypical "cowgirl" character. She speaks with a southwestern accent, and uses typical cowgirl-ish words and phrases. She is very fond of her homeland and its culture, as most notably seen in the episode "Texas", in which she grows homesick for it and SpongeBob and Patrick build a Texas-themed party at the [[Krusty Krab]] to convince her to stay in Bikini Bottom. In that same episode, she is easily offended by SpongeBob and Patrick whenever they launch insults at Texas, and she violently attacks them when they continue to insult it.

Sandy is one of the most intelligent and level-headed characters on the show. She is a multi-talented scientist and inventor, and originally came to Bikini Bottom to study sea creatures and their lifestyles. In "Chimps Ahoy", it is revealed that she is employed by a trio of monkeys from the surface, named Dr. Marmalade, Lord Reginald and Professor Percy. They exhibit stereotypical upper-class English accents and manners, and periodically visit Bikini Bottom to audit her scientific research. As an inventor, Sandy is capable of creating extremely advanced devices with ease. Her inventions include a manned space ship, a teleporter, a submarine that can shrink to microscopic size and go inside a person's body, and even a cloning device.
===Biography===

She lives in an air-filled habitat structure called the [[Treedome]] (a polyurethane dome containing a tree, living quarters and various other land plants). When outside of the [[Treedome]], Sandy wears an air-filled suit that looks much like an astronaut's space suit; while in her Treedome, she wears a purple bikini with green frills in the bottom section. Physically, Sandy is one of the strongest creatures (along with [[Larry the Lobster]]) in Bikini Bottom. She claims to be stronger than Larry and can even pull down gigantic ships and boats from the surface of the ocean as seen in "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm". Sandy was hibernating during the winter in Survival of the Idiots. This episode was played in "Bikini Bottom Best Friends Collection".

In "Chimps Ahoy", she is visited in Bikini Bottom by her patrons, a group of air-breathing monkeys by the names of: [[Dr. Marmalade]], [[Lord Reginald]] and [[Professor Percy]] from the surface (with upper-class English accents and manners) who periodically stop by to audit her scientific research.

[[SpongeBob]] sometimes becomes jealous of the attention Sandy gives to other friends and once wrote a song (notably in the episode 'Ripped Pants') about how he "lost his girl" and "someone stole his girl" because of his ripped pants; also, early in the series, Spongebob takes great pains to impress Sandy and possibly considers their special get-togethers in Sandy's bubble dates. Sandy is also shown to be a companion of [[Larry the Lobster]] in scenarios reminiscent of casual dating (it was Larry who "stole" Sandy away from Spongebob in 'Ripped Pants').

It is revealed that Sandy has a really giant monster form. During hibernation, she mutates into a very huge, muscular, lion-like, monstrous squirrel in Survival of the Idiots. She mistook Spongebob as Pinhead Larry and Patrick as Dirty Dan.One of Sandy's male relatives appeared in [[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)]]. Sandy Cheeks is actually revealed to have a scottish relative, but Sandy was born in America, or the United States of America. Maybe, this Scottish Squirrel may not be related to Sandy Cheeks, or Sandy Cheeks is really Scottish American but speaks English more.

If [[SpongeBob]] has any, Sandy would be considered his love interest.

===Interests===

Sandy loves karate. Her karate gear is Green, where as Spongebob is Red and has a hat fit for his square head. Sandy also plays guitar. She played a guitar in [[Band Geeks]] and played acoustic guitar during the Texas song, Lights, Camera, Pants! and Atlantis Squarepantis (episode & game). Sandy loves science. Some of her inventions include a teleporter, a nut communication device and a thing that can transport food to the stomach. Also, in [[Ditchin]], she was an expert at playing badminton, and together with her partner, [[Dale]], they were an unstoppable team, until SpongeBob and Patrick beat them at their own game.

===Friends===
Sandy became one of SpongeBob's best friends after saving him from a giant clam (The clam first tried to eat Sandy, but almost ate SpongeBob after he tried to save her), and she enjoys various activities with him (including karate). Sandy is also a friend to Patrick, although it is shown she can be very annoyed with him, although the two are still pretty good friends. She is also believed to be friends with [[Larry]] - SpongeBob is sometimes jealous and sometimes thinks Sandy likes Larry better than him.

The nature of Sandy's relationship with SpongeBob is somewhat ambiguous. SpongeBob has brought her flowers on several occasions, and her official biography describes her as being "the apple of SpongeBob's eye (the only thing under the sea he likes better than his job at the Krusty Krab)". In [[Tea at the Treedome]] amorous music plays when SpongeBob recalls Sandy's words. SpongeBob's song in Ripped Pants has romantic lyrics. Once in a clip from [[ Random Acts of SpongeBob]] SpongeBob dropped Sandy a letter (with a bouquet of flowers) that called her the "smartest, prettiest squirrel in all of Bikini Bottom". It was on the [[Suprise Sandy Day]].It is possible their feelings for each other will be revealed in [[Truth or Square]] and rumors stated that they would get married in that same epiosde.

Also, a book called the SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide has information that suggests SpongeBob has a crush on Sandy on the page entitled How to survive a secret crush. It says that if you have a crush on someone, you have to keep it secret. SpongeBob then babbles on about him acting perfectly natural at the treedome. The chapter then ends after SpongeBob says, "I've said too much!" The book was released on November 1, 2002.

===Jailtime===

In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Sandy was arrested for public "nudity".

===Inventions made===
'''Teleporter''' - Enables anything, living or non-living, to be transported to any location. This invention was seen in "[[SquidBob TentaclePants]]" and went horribly wrong.

'''Molecular Seperator Ray''' - Separates the molecules of something (like the fused SpongeBob and Squidward), and in the episode "SquidBob TentaclePants" separates SpongeBob and Squidward, but then Squidward makes it combine all the surrounding creatures, including SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, etc which was a big issue!

'''Nut Communicator''' - Allows communication to a nut. SpongeBob used it in "[[Chimps Ahoy]]" and the nut said "It's dark in here." when it was speaking to SpongeBob

'''Nuttacino Machine''' - Makes "Nuttacinos" out of any nut of your choosing. Sandy demonstrates it with the nut SpongeBob communicated with, and with still having the Nut Communicator on, SpongeBob heard it die. Also seen in the episode "Chimps Ahoy".

'''Robot Nutcracker''' - A robot built to crack nuts. However, it can't do so, but it can peel bananas for the chimps.

'''Rocket''' - The complex rocket Sandy built to travel to the Moon in the episode "[[Sandy's Rocket]]". SpongeBob and Patrick went inside it.

'''Submarine''' - The subarmine Sandy shrunk to microscopic size in the episode "[[Squidtastic Voyage]]". It is very high tech.

'''Robot'''- Sandy's favorite invention from the episode [[Whatever Happened To SpongeBob?]]. It played with her until SpongeBob came and triped and shot at it with water causing Sandy to call SB "Idiot Boy!" from anger.

==Apperances==
# "[[Tea at the Treedome]]"
==Dissapperances==
Sandy usually disapears in Krusty Krab episodes.

==Trivia==
*Sandy's voice actor, Carolyn Lawrence who also voices [[Tina]], also voices Cindy Vortex on the show The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and she and Sandy both practice martial arts. However, Cindy practices tae-kwon-do, while Sandy practices karate.
*The appearance of Sandy's spacesuit changed from the first season to the second:
*The logo on the patch of Sandy's spacesuit varies between three black dots in season one, and an acorn from the second season onwards.
*In season one, Sandy did not have a tail visible through her suit but it is inside hers.
*It is revealed in the episode Patrick SmartPants that Sandy's first name is Sandra and again in Atlantis SquarePantis
*Sandy is described as the only mammal in Bikini Bottom. However, that is not accurate. Pearl Krabs is also a Mammal. Also, Craig Mammalton from the episode Sun Bleached.
*During season 4, Sandy is a scientist but in the episode Tea at the Treedome she would've known a sea creature can't live without water. Most likely, she is not a Zoologist.She was even a scientist in the Season 1 episode Sandy's Rocket.
*She also made fourteen appearances in season one. That is more appearances than any other seasons in the series.
*It is possible that she is a small squirrel due to her size compared to Spongebob and the other main characters.
*Her height differs in some episodes.
*Some episodes hint that [[SpongeBob]] has a crush on Sandy.

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Episode Transcript: I Had an Accident

2009-09-23T21:02:54Z

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Episode Article: [[I Had an Accident (Episode)|I Had an Accident]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Chip]]
*[[Penny]]
*[[Used Napkin]]
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Gorilla]]
*[[George the Zebra]]

==Dialogue==

Patrick: (screaming, bashes body on mountain) 

Patrick: (playing a video game with his character while sliding at [[Sand Mountain]]). Aw, I got dead again. This game stinks. (screams and bashes body on mountain) 

Sandy: See, that's why you must always pay attention to the mountain. 

SpongeBob: I'm listening to you, mountain! Don't eat the yellow sand, Patrick! 

Patrick: Oh yeah, I forgot. (eats yellow sand on a plate) 

SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward"! 

Squidward: Stop naming moves after me. 

SpongeBob: (imitating Squidward) Everybody's an idiot except for me. 

Squidward: Well, it's true. 

SpongeBob: (laughs like Squidward) 

Sandy and Patrick: (laughing) 

Sandy: (stops laughing and sees a tree. she gasps.) SpongeBob! Look out for that tree! 

SpongeBob: (stops laughing) Huh? (skips tree) Don't worry guys. Everything's under control. Cause I'm an (goes off mountain) EXPERT!!! 

SpongeBob: That's funny. Someone turned the mountain upside down. (camera reveals that SpongeBob is upside down and not the mountain. He starts to fall.) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 

Sandy: SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall! 

SpongeBob: (turns around to feet first then takes off his pants) Like this? 

Patrick: No, your other bottom! 

Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? 

Patrick: Not until four. 

SpongeBob: (crashes, and his butt falls apart. Patrick and Sandy are covered in splinters) 

Sandy: Oh! That's gotta hurt. 

Patrick: Do it again! I wasn't looking! (Sandy glares at him) 

(scene cuts to the hospital) 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery. 

SpongeBob: My what has a what now? 

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Your butt's all better. It's really quite amazing. It took us 20 hours to put it all back together. We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick. Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky luck boy. But, from now on, I'd like you to be more careful. One more injury like that, and you could wind up like that poor creature there. In the [[Iron Butt]]. 

Tom: (in the Iron Butt) Aw, man. It itches. 

SpongeBob: (outside hospital) You heard the doctor, SpongeBob. One more injury like that, and it's the iron butt. I've been too careless back there. From now on, I am on down the clock butt patrol! (To fish) Hep! Step away from the backside, I'm warning you! 

Harold: What's your problem? (walks away) 

SpongeBob: Aah. That was close! 

(whistle blows in the background) 

Football player: Hey, SpongeBob, wanna join us? We need an extra player. (another football player catches a football) Nice catch, Percy! (slaps Percy's butt) 

SpongeBob: (gasps) 

Fish: Hey, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob screams) You gotta try this, dude! Ha! We finally got enough people for a seven mile spanking machine! Ha! (goes under, people start spanking his butt) Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 

Fish #2: Next. 

(SpongeBob screams, running to his house) 

(Squidward walks up) 

Squidward: Is this where the line starts? 

SpongeBob: My butt is not safe out here! (goes inside his house and looks out the window) No part of me is safe! (closes curtain) 

(cut to outside the front of SpongeBob's house, where Sandy and Patrick are still sand boarding) 

Patrick: Whoo-hoo! 

Sandy Yeah! Ride em' cowboy! (Patrick starts laughing) 

(they go inside SpongeBob's house and get off the board) 

Sandy: (laughs) Hey, SpongeBob! 

Patrick: (is still laughing, and Sandy looks angrily at him. Stops laughing and clears throat.) That was fun. 

Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob, you ready to go sand boardin' again? SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Hello, friends. Enjoying the outside world? 

Sandy: What'cha all doing sittin' in the middle of the floor like that? 

SpongeBob: Oh, living out the remainder of my life... in safety. If you guys were smart, you would join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I've simply decided I am never leaving my house again. 

Sandy: That's crazy talk! 

Patrick: That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk! (talks very weird, and Sandy punches his head into his torso.) Sorry. 

SpongeBob: No, Patrick's right, Sandy. You saw what happened to me. And next time it won't just be my butt. It'll be my armpit or my forehead. 

Patrick: Or your other armpit! 

SpongeBob: I was wrong to go against nature. I'm a sponge! What was I thinking? Walking. My people are sedentary. 

Sandy: Just sittin' in your house? Ain't you gonna get lonesome? 

SpongeBob: I won't be lonesome. I've got all the friends I need right here. This is Penny... and Chip... and say hello to Used Napkin. 

Sandy: Well, how are you gonna keep your job at the [[Krusty Krab]]? 

SpongeBob: No problem! A really long spatula. 

Sandy: What about eatin'? 

SpongeBob: I'm a sponge! I'll just filter feed. (breathes in a different way) 

Sandy: SpongeBob, sooner or later you're gonna have to go outside! 

SpongeBob: Listen, I told you that I'm never leaving my house again. 

Patrick: Never ever? 

SpongeBob: Never ever ever! 

Patrick: Never never ever ever for never ever?! 

SpongeBob: (sighs) Never ever never never ever ever never!! 

Patrick: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?! 

SpongeBob and Patrick: Never ever never never ever never ever never..... 

SpongeBob: D'alright Patrick, that is enough!!! Chip, will you escort these two to the door? (throws Chip to the door) 

Patrick: Thank you, Chip. (outside) I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey, Squidward! 

Squidward: No! 

Patrick: All right. 

Sandy: Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of. 

Patrick: And that's when I punch him, right? (Sandy gives a serious look) 

Sandy: Look at all the jellyfish out here! Too bad SpongeBob's missing out on all the fun! 

Patrick: I caught one! I caught one! (puts head in net) Uh-oh! 

SpongeBob: (Patrick screaming in background) Look at those fools. Risking their lives, jellyfishing. My new hobby is much more safer, isn't it Chip. Dust collecting! (brings out a tiny net and waves it in the air) I think I caught one! 

Sandy: We gotta try somethin' else. 

(cut to Sandy and Patrick in SpongeBob's front yard with a birthday cake with candles lit on it) 

Sandy and Patrick: Three cheers on your birthday, SpongeBob! Three cheers for you! 

Sandy: Now you have to blow out the candles and make a wish. 

SpongeBob: I don't need a wish, Penny. All I ever wanted is right here. In fact, let's sing our own song about the magic of being indoors. 

Music: "[[Indoors (Song)|Indoors]]"
I know of a place
Where you never get harmed
A magical place
With magical charms
Indoors
Indoors
Indoors...

SpongeBob: Take it away, Penny! 

Patrick: That penny has the most beautiful voice. 

Sandy: That is it, SquarePants! We're gonna find something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside! 

(cut to outside SpongeBob's house) 

Sandy: Trampoline! 

Patrick: Ice cream! 

Sandy: Underwater surfing! 

Patrick: Two ice creams! 

Sandy: Ferris wheel! 

Patrick: (The two ice creams are melting) Still two ice creams! 

Sandy: Clam wrestling! 

Patrick: Washing an old person! 

Sandy: Patrick, that ain't fun! 

Old man: It is for me! 

SpongeBob: (breathing differently as before) 

Sandy: Nothing's working, Pat! 

Patrick: What do we do now? 

Old man: I say we take a bath! 

Sandy: What the? Will you get outta here? 

Sandy: Okay, Pat, remember the plan. When I give you the signal, you get out there and act like a gorilla. 

Sandy: Okay, SpongeBob. You win. Stay inside forever. Yours is truly the iron will. Now, Pat! 

Patrick: (comes out in a gorilla suit and acts like a gorilla) 

Sandy: Eek! A gorilla! Save me SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: Ok, guys. This is your saddest attempt yet. Even Chip knows that's Patrick in the same gorilla suit he wore for Halloween last year. 

Sandy: No, really! 

(another Patrick walks up) 

Patrick #2: Hey, Sandy. Who's your friend? 

SpongeBob: (gives a startled look) 

Sandy: But you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit. 

Patrick #1: (unzips the gorilla suit) I am in the gorilla suit. I thought I was doing a pretty good job. 

Sandy: So if you're Patrick, then... who's that? 

Patrick #2: (unzips Patrick suit, turns out to be a real gorilla) 

Sandy: A real gorilla! 

SpongeBob: Huh? 

Sandy and Patrick: (screaming) 

Gorilla: (bags Sandy and Patrick and repeatedly hurts them) 

SpongeBob: Oh, my gosh! 

Sandy and Patrick: (screaming) 

SpongeBob: This can't be happening! 

SpongeBob: This is exactly what I was trying to tell you! Well, they were asking for it. It's not like I didn't warn them. I'm never going outside again. Yes, Chip, I know they're my two dearest friends in the world, but I told them, I was never going outside again. You can do it without the name calling, thanks a lot, Used Napkin. I know, Chip. If I was out there, bagged by an ape, Sandy and Patrick would do anything to save me. And I've got to do the same for them. And, Chip, If I don't come back alive, take care of Gary! 

Gary: (eats Chip, killing him) Meow. 

SpongeBob: Well, here it goes. Taking my first step. So far so good. I think I can do this! (a paper flies onto his face) Aah! Oh, Neptune, forgive me! Save me, Chip! Save me! (removes the paper off his face) I'm still alive! I, SpongeBob SquarePants, have survived the outdoors. Nothing can stop me now! Nothing! 

(Gorilla grabs SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: Is it too late to go back inside yet? 

(Gorilla rips SpongeBob in half) 

SpongeBob: Yep, it's too late. Sandy, Patrick? 

Sandy and Patrick: (still bagged) Yeah, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: I'm not afraid to go outside anymore. But I'm terrified of gorillas now. 

Sandy: Well, that's okay, SpongeBob. So are we. 

First half of SpongeBob: But you know what I don't understand? 

Second half of SpongeBob: What? 

First half of SpongeBob: What's a gorilla doing underwater anyway? 

Gorilla: Uh, well it's funny you should... I mean you could see that uh... George, they're onto us! 

(Gorilla runs away to George, an appaloosa horse.)

George: Let's get out of here! 

Sandy, Patrick and SpongeBob: (watch the gorilla ride the horse into the sunset) 

(TV zooms out to reveal a family watching this, the father gives a disgusted look and smartly turns off the TV with a remote.)

{{Transcripts/Season 3}}

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Sandy Cheeks

2009-09-23T20:47:05Z

96.236.24.126: /* Character Description */

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! colspan="2" | [[Image:SandyCheeks.jpg|From Karate Island]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Birthday: || November 17, 1987 (age 22)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Female
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || Squirrel
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Brown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye Color: || Black
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || Unknown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Interests: || Science, [[Karate]], Surfing, Weight-lifting, extreme sports, and Texas culture
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Aliases: || Miss Appear, Landy, San-day, Sandra, Miss Cheeks, Miss Alien Pants
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Ancestors: ||
* [[The Dark Knight]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Family: ||
* Unnamed father
* Unnamed cousin
* Great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Enemies: ||
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]
*[[Udon]]
*[[Plankton]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Employers: ||
*[[Dr. Marmalade]]
*[[Lord Reginald]]
*[[Professor Percy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First Appearence: ||
*[[Tea at the Treedome]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Portrayer: ||
*[[Carolyn Lawrence]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|}

'''Sandy Cheeks''' is a very smart, talented and athletic squirrel born in the state of Texas, who moved to [[Bikini Bottom]] in the Pacific Ocean because her job is experimenting underwater. She is also an inventor and loves science very much. She's one of the seven main characters in the show, although she isn't featured quite as much as other characters such as SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward (she only made 6 appearances in season 3, but has been featured more in other seasons).
==Character Description==
Sandy comes from the state of Texas, and exhibits many characteristics of a stereotypical "cowgirl" character. She speaks with a southwestern accent, and uses typical cowgirl-ish words and phrases. She is very fond of her homeland and its culture, as most notably seen in the episode "Texas", in which she grows homesick for it and considers leaving Bikini Bottom to return to Texas. In that same episode, she is easily offended by SpongeBob and Patrick whenever they hurl insults at Texas, and violently attacks them when they continue to insult it.

Sandy is one of the most intelligent and level-headed characters on the show. She is a multi-talented scientist and inventor, and originally came to Bikini Bottom to study sea creatures and their lifestyles. In "Chimps Ahoy", it is revealed that she is employed by a trio of monkeys from the surface, named Dr. Marmalade, Lord Reginald and Professor Percy. They exhibit stereotypical upper-class English accents and manners, and periodically visit Bikini Bottom to audit her scientific research. As an inventor, Sandy is capable of creating extremely advanced devices with ease. Her inventions include a manned space ship, a teleporter, a submarine that can shrink to microscopic size and go inside a person's body, and even a cloning device.
===Biography===

She lives in an air-filled habitat structure called the [[Treedome]] (a polyurethane dome containing a tree, living quarters and various other land plants). When outside of the [[Treedome]], Sandy wears an air-filled suit that looks much like an astronaut's space suit; while in her Treedome, she wears a purple bikini with green frills in the bottom section. Physically, Sandy is one of the strongest creatures (along with [[Larry the Lobster]]) in Bikini Bottom. She claims to be stronger than Larry and can even pull down gigantic ships and boats from the surface of the ocean as seen in "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm". Sandy was hibernating during the winter in Survival of the Idiots. This episode was played in "Bikini Bottom Best Friends Collection".

In "Chimps Ahoy", she is visited in Bikini Bottom by her patrons, a group of air-breathing monkeys by the names of: [[Dr. Marmalade]], [[Lord Reginald]] and [[Professor Percy]] from the surface (with upper-class English accents and manners) who periodically stop by to audit her scientific research.

[[SpongeBob]] sometimes becomes jealous of the attention Sandy gives to other friends and once wrote a song (notably in the episode 'Ripped Pants') about how he "lost his girl" and "someone stole his girl" because of his ripped pants; also, early in the series, Spongebob takes great pains to impress Sandy and possibly considers their special get-togethers in Sandy's bubble dates. Sandy is also shown to be a companion of [[Larry the Lobster]] in scenarios reminiscent of casual dating (it was Larry who "stole" Sandy away from Spongebob in 'Ripped Pants').

It is revealed that Sandy has a really giant monster form. During hibernation, she mutates into a very huge, muscular, lion-like, monstrous squirrel in Survival of the Idiots. She mistook Spongebob as Pinhead Larry and Patrick as Dirty Dan.One of Sandy's male relatives appeared in [[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)]]. Sandy Cheeks is actually revealed to have a scottish relative, but Sandy was born in America, or the United States of America. Maybe, this Scottish Squirrel may not be related to Sandy Cheeks, or Sandy Cheeks is really Scottish American but speaks English more.

If [[SpongeBob]] has any, Sandy would be considered his love interest.

===Interests===

Sandy loves karate. Her karate gear is Green, where as Spongebob is Red and has a hat fit for his square head. Sandy also plays guitar. She played a guitar in [[Band Geeks]] and played acoustic guitar during the Texas song, Lights, Camera, Pants! and Atlantis Squarepantis (episode & game). Sandy loves science. Some of her inventions include a teleporter, a nut communication device and a thing that can transport food to the stomach. Also, in [[Ditchin]], she was an expert at playing badminton, and together with her partner, [[Dale]], they were an unstoppable team, until SpongeBob and Patrick beat them at their own game.

===Friends===
Sandy became one of SpongeBob's best friends after saving him from a giant clam (The clam first tried to eat Sandy, but almost ate SpongeBob after he tried to save her), and she enjoys various activities with him (including karate). Sandy is also a friend to Patrick, although it is shown she can be very annoyed with him, although the two are still pretty good friends. She is also believed to be friends with [[Larry]] - SpongeBob is sometimes jealous and sometimes thinks Sandy likes Larry better than him.

The nature of Sandy's relationship with SpongeBob is somewhat ambiguous. SpongeBob has brought her flowers on several occasions, and her official biography describes her as being "the apple of SpongeBob's eye (the only thing under the sea he likes better than his job at the Krusty Krab)". In [[Tea at the Treedome]] amorous music plays when SpongeBob recalls Sandy's words. SpongeBob's song in Ripped Pants has romantic lyrics. Once in a clip from [[ Random Acts of SpongeBob]] SpongeBob dropped Sandy a letter (with a bouquet of flowers) that called her the "smartest, prettiest squirrel in all of Bikini Bottom". It was on the [[Suprise Sandy Day]].It is possible their feelings for each other will be revealed in [[Truth or Square]].

Also, a book called the SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide has information that suggests SpongeBob has a crush on Sandy on the page entitled How to survive a secret crush. It says that if you have a crush on someone, you have to keep it secret. SpongeBob then babbles on about him acting perfectly natural at the treedome. The chapter then ends after SpongeBob says, "I've said too much!" The book was released on November 1, 2002.

===Jailtime===

In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Sandy was arrested for public "nudity".

===Inventions made===
'''Teleporter''' - Enables anything, living or non-living, to be transported to any location. This invention was seen in "[[SquidBob TentaclePants]]" and went horribly wrong.

'''Molecular Seperator Ray''' - Separates the molecules of something (like the fused SpongeBob and Squidward), and in the episode "SquidBob TentaclePants" separates SpongeBob and Squidward, but then Squidward makes it combine all the surrounding creatures, including SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, etc which was a big issue!

'''Nut Communicator''' - Allows communication to a nut. SpongeBob used it in "[[Chimps Ahoy]]" and the nut said "It's dark in here." when it was speaking to SpongeBob

'''Nuttacino Machine''' - Makes "Nuttacinos" out of any nut of your choosing. Sandy demonstrates it with the nut SpongeBob communicated with, and with still having the Nut Communicator on, SpongeBob heard it die. Also seen in the episode "Chimps Ahoy".

'''Robot Nutcracker''' - A robot built to crack nuts. However, it can't do so, but it can peel bananas for the chimps.

'''Rocket''' - The complex rocket Sandy built to travel to the Moon in the episode "[[Sandy's Rocket]]". SpongeBob and Patrick went inside it.

'''Submarine''' - The subarmine Sandy shrunk to microscopic size in the episode "[[Squidtastic Voyage]]". It is very high tech.

'''Robot'''- Sandy's favorite invention from the episode [[Whatever Happened to Spongebob?]]. It played with her until Spongebob came and triped and shot at it with water causing Sandy to call SB "Idiot Boy!"

==Apperances==
# "[[Tea at the Treedome]]"
==Dissapperances==
Sandy usually disapears in Krusty Krab episodes.

==Trivia==
*Sandy's voice actor, Carolyn Lawrence who also voices [[Tina]], also voices Cindy Vortex on the show The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and she and Sandy both practice martial arts. However, Cindy practices tae-kwon-do, while Sandy practices karate.
*The appearance of Sandy's spacesuit changed from the first season to the second:
*The logo on the patch of Sandy's spacesuit varies between three black dots in season one, and an acorn from the second season onwards.
*In season one, Sandy did not have a tail visible through her suit but it is inside hers.
*It is revealed in the episode Patrick SmartPants that Sandy's first name is Sandra and again in Atlantis SquarePantis
*Sandy is described as the only mammal in Bikini Bottom. However, that is not accurate. Pearl Krabs is also a Mammal. Also, Craig Mammalton from the episode Sun Bleached.
*During season 4, Sandy is a scientist but in the episode Tea at the Treedome she would've known a sea creature can't live without water. Most likely, she is not a Zoologist.She was even a scientist in the Season 1 episode Sandy's Rocket.
*She also made fourteen appearances in season one. That is more appearances than any other seasons in the series.
*It is possible that she is a small squirrel due to her size compared to Spongebob and the other main characters.
*Her height differs in some episodes.
*Some episodes hint that [[SpongeBob]] has a crush on Sandy.

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[[de:Sandy Cheeks]]

Sheldon J. Plankton

2009-09-22T22:32:48Z

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! colspan="2" | [[Image:SheldonPlankton.jpg|273px]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Sheldon J. Plankton
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Born: || November 30, 1942 (age 66)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || Copepod
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Nickname: || Plank, Plankton, Planky, Plank O Chums
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Adress: || The [[Chum Bucket]], [[Bikini Bottom]], Pacific Ocean
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Male
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Green
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye color: || Red and yellow
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || Very light
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Job(s)|| Chum Bucket's founder, employee, and boss
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Family: ||
*[[Karen Plankton]] (wife)
*[[Clem]] (cousin)
*[[Plankton's Cousins]] (his cousins, of course)
*[[Planktonamor]] (ancestor)
*[[Dead Eye Plankton]] (ancestor)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Pet: ||
[[Plankton's Labrador|Labrador]],
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friends: || Mrs. Krabs, [[Mr. Krabs]] (when they were babies until they were kids)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Rival: || [[Mr. Krabs]] (arch enemy), [[SpongeBob]], [[Squidward]], [[Patrick]], [[Sandy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Interests: || Stealing Mr. Krabs's Formula
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| "Favorite" dish: || Holographic Meatloaf, never eaten a REAL meal
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Favorite music: || His gramophone's music
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First appearance: || [[Plankton!]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Appearance: || [[Culture Shock]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Portrayer: ||
*[[Doug Lawrence]] - English
*Thomas Petruo - German
*Michel Bedetti - French
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First love: ||
*Karen, then [[Mama Krabs]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Favorite activity: || To Steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]], Ruling the World (Got carried away with that), Getting Revenge on Mr. Krabs

|}

'''Sheldon J. Plankton''' is Eugene Krabs's arch enemy. He often goes by just ''Plankton''. He wants to steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]], so that his restaurant, the [[Chum Bucket]] becomes famous and the [[Krusty Krab]] goes down. But in the episode [[Friend or Foe?]] we come to know that Mr. Krabs and Plankton best friends were and because of the formula they became enemies!

Sheldon and Eugene were in the same Kindergarden and same School and also was in a university. 
He lives with his computer W.I.F.E [[Karen Plankton]] and a Labrador in his own restaurant. Sheldon stole Karen from a hospital ([[Friend or Foe?]]) 
According to his analyzer, Sheldon is made up of 1% evil and 99% hot gas.
In Friend or Foe, despite Karen's truth, Plankton really does want the Krabby Patty formula for ruling the world but also Mr. Krabs wants the Krabby Patty formula for making lots and lots of money.

===Personality===
Sheldon is very jealous, but he is sneaky and nearly arrives to steal the mysterious Krabby Patty Formula. He never arrives it because he is too overhasty and impatient, he cannot wait. He thinks he can outgun everyone and doesn't want to believe that he is small. 
Before he was Mr. Krabs's enemy, he was his only friend! Everyone else laughed at him because he is so small and easy to beat him, but because Mr. Krabs was with him he wasn't too angry. But since they are enemies he wants to govern the world and revenge everyone who laugh or laughed at him. 
He often rips SpongeBob off, because he thinks SpongeBob is silly and babyish'; also because SpongeBob happens to know the Krabby Patty's ingredients. (He puts upon SpongeBob in episodes like [[Walking Small]] or [[Plankton!]].) Plankton is the
main antagonist and main villain of the SpongeBob SquarePants TV series. He is also Spongebob's arch nemesis.

===Looks===
Plankton is small and jelly bean shaped. He has one eye that has a red pupil. He has long antenaes. His arms are stubby. And he's a green color.

==Plans==
===Major Plans===
*In the episode "''[[Plankton's Army]]''" we come to know that Sheldon has tried to steal the formula for 25 years!! He calls all his family to him, so that they can help steal the secret formula, but Mr. Krabs fabricates a false formula and Sheldon gets the false one. Plankton and all of his cousins run back to the Chum Bucket.
*In the episode "''[[Plankton!]]''" he uses a mind control device on SpongeBob, but SpongeBob resists a bit and because of SpongeBob's inviting description of the Krabby Patty, Plankton lunges for a Krabby Patty and falls into his analyzer. Plankton becomes trapped inside Karen, and tells Spongebob that he'll settle for some fries. [[Image:Bigplankton.jpg|thumb|right|"Peekaboo, Here Comes MY FOOT!"]]

*In "''[[F.U.N.]]''" SpongeBob teaches Plankton to [[F.U.N. (Song)|have "F.U.N."]] and they become friends. Nevertheless, Plankton rips SpongeBob off, so that he gets the formula. But he slams into solid concrete behind a movie theater screen.

*In "''[[Imitation Krabs]]''" Plankton arrives to get rid of Krabs for a while, so that he can clad him as Mr. Krabs, but Mr. Krabs returns to the Krusty Krab and stops SpongeBob of giving the formula to the false Krabs.

*In [[Bucket Sweet Bucket]], he cons Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick to paint the Chum Bucket to get the formula, but he finds out it's just only Mr. Krabs' to-do list.

*In "''[[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]]''" Mr. Krabs loses SpongeBob in a card-game against Plankton. Now SpongeBob must work in the Chum Bucket. Of course he wants SpongeBob to prepare a Krabby Patty but SpongeBob does not do it. Therefore, Plankton implants SpongeBob's brain in a robot, but it does not make the Krabby Patty either. Plankton returns SpongeBob's brain and is desperate to offload him on Mr. Krabs. So desperate in fact, that he gives Mr. Krabs $50.00.

*In "''[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]''" Plankton steals a Krabby Patty and goes away with a vehicle which looks like an insect, but it is so slow that Mr. Krabs can stop it. "I knew I should have gotten the turbo".

*In "''[[Fear of a Krabby Patty]]''" Plankton learns that the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours. Pretending to a be a customer, Peter Lankton, Plankton orders 10,000 Krabby Patties. After many days of working without sleep or rest, SpongeBob starts hallucinating, and becomes fearful of Krabby Patties. SpongeBob goes to a psychiatrist who is Plankton with false name. Plankton tries to get the formula by hypnosis, but SpongeBob falls asleep in the process, thereby curing him. SpongeBob can begin to work again and Plankton has not gotten the formula.
[[Image:Holographischer Hackbraten.JPG|thumb|right|"Oh, Goody, Holographic Meatloaf Again."]]
*In "''[[Friend or Foe?]]''" Plankton tells Mr. Krabs he has wanted to steal the formula so that they will become friends. During a heartfelt hug, Plankton notices the formula is in Mr. Krabs’s trouser pocket and he takes it. Plankton and Karen want to disappear and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs want to hold them up.

*In the "''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'' Plankton learns there are 26 letters in the alphabet and executes "Evil Plan Z", where he steals the crown of King Neptune, delivers it to Shell City (a gift shop located on the surface), and frames the theft on Mr. Krabs, whom Neptune freezes and gives six days for his name to be cleared before his execution. While Krabs is frozen, Plankton successfully steals the Krabby Patty formula and begins producing Krabby Patties, giving free bucket helmets away with each one. The helmets are, in fact, mind-control devices which Plankton uses to make the citizens bend to his will and change Bikini Bottom to suit his image, renaming the city "Planktopolis." Unfortunately for Plankton, SpongeBob and Patrick manage to retrieve the crown and bring it back to King Neptune, and frees the townspeople from Plankton's control by using the power of rock and roll. Plankton is trampled before he can escape and a while later, the cops take him to prison for illegal mind-controlling.

*In [[Komputer Overload (Episode)|Komputer Overload]], Plankton builds 3 robots: the T-119A Compumatic, the Noxious Enterprises' Super SPU-31 Liquid-Cooled Mobile Processing Unit, and the Command Module to replace Karen, who had left. He then puts the 3 robots together, making one big robot to get the secret formula. He threatens to SpongeBob, who had been thrown outside by Mr. Krabs, to "tell Krabs that if he doesn't turn over the formula to me, he'll be subjected to utter annihilation at my hands", but SpongeBob doesn't get that, so he puts it simply: "Krabs give me secret formula or I bring big boom boom to the Krusty Krab." SpongeBob doesn't understand that, either. So Plankton attacks the Krusty Krab, declaring "Bring on the boom boom!" However, the extension cord used to power the robot unplugged, making it stop working. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh at Plankton's expense as the robot collapses. Karen comes back to Plankton, but only to get her keyboard. Plankton apologizes and goes back to the Chum Bucket with Karen.

*In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Plankton got trapped in Sandy's air suit and after watching her sloppily eat a Krabby Patty. He later stole her pelt, but then Sandy stopped him and imprisoned him in a jar of mustard.
*In [[Atlantis SquarePantis]] Plankton plans to use Atlantis's powerful weapons on the Gang to become Emperor of the city. He was stupid enough to find out that the weapons shoot Ice Cream. His song [[So Many Weapons]].

===Minor Plans===

[[Image:Pshlankton.jpg|thumb|right|"Yo."]]
* In 1979, Plankton asked nicely to Mr. Krabs ''Can I please have the secret formula?'' and Krabs refuses.

* in [[Plankton!]], he gets under the Krabby Patty and tries to get out of the Krusty Krab.

* in [[Imitation Krabs]], he goes under a fish-robot and asks SpongeBob the formula to win $1,000,000.00 (the dollar was fake)

* In [[Sleepy Time]], he was giant and rampaged across Bikini Bottom, and his final target was [[Gary]]. Somehow SpongeBob turned into a nail, so that when Plankton stomped on him, he got a hole in his foot and shrunk.

*In "''[[Culture Shock]]''" Plankton tries to steal a Krabby Patty by conjuring, but he exposes himself with his magic.

*In the video game [[Battle for Bikini Bottom]] Plankton builds a machine that he uses to create an army of loyal robots, but he forgets to set a switch on the machine to Obey Plankton, and also even makes a robot clone of himself, which results in the end of his plan.

==Apperances==

# "[[Plankton!]]"
# "[[Culture Shock]]"
# "[[F.U.N.]]"
# "[[Sleepy Time]]"
# "[[Valentine's Day]]"
# "[[Walking Small]]"
# "[[Imitation Krabs]]"
# "[[Band Geeks]]"
# "[[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]]"
# "[[The Fry Cook Games]]"
# "[[The Algae's Always Greener]]"
# "[[Snowball Effect]]"
# "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]]"
# "[[Party Pooper Pants]]"
# "[[Plankton's Army]]"
# "[[Fear of a Krabby Patty]]"
# "[[Krabs vs. Plankton]]"
# "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]]"
# "[[Enemy In-Law]]"
# "[[New Leaf]]"
# "[[Friend or Foe?]]"
# "[[Spy Buddies]]"
# "[[Krabs a la Mode]]"
# "[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]"
# "[[Goo Goo Gas]]"
# "[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]"
# "[[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]]"
# "[[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]"
# "[[Krabby Road]]"
# "[[Patty Caper]]"
# "[[Plankton's Regular]]"
# "[[The Krabby Kronicle]]"
# "[[Komputer Overload]]"
# "[[Chum Caverns]]"
# "[[Single Cell Anniversary]]"
# "[[Truth or Square?]]"
# "[[Chum Bucket Supreme]]"
# "[[Neptune's Party]]"
# "[[Tentacle Vision]]"
# "[[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]]"
# "[[The Inside Job]]"

==Trivia==
*He never wins. When he thinks that nothing can come between him and the formula, he gets ahead of himself and eventually does not obtain it.
*Curiously, he fights with people who can easily beat him. In the episode [[Plankton's Army]], he is beaten up by a tall, muscular man.
* In the [[Nickelodeon]] dictionary, it says that Plankton's uncle is from Russia and speaks a language called Planktonese.
*He was in love with [[Mama Krabs]] in [[Enemy In-Law]].
*In the episode [[Krabby Road]], he was kicked out by Karen.
*In the episode [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]], Karen buys a Krabby Kids meal for Plankton which includes a Pipsqueak Patty, implying that Plankton has aquired a Krabby Patty, however his objective in the episode was to bring customers to the Chum Bucket.
*In the episode [[Patty Hype]], it is unknown whether one of the 46,853 customers is Plankton.
*It seems that Mr.Krabs and Plankton were born on the same day, month, and year.
*Strange, but true Plankton has a telephone in his shower! (See photo titled "'''Yo'''")
*Plankton doesn't need to steal the formula! He just needs to cook a burger and put all the condiments on. But it has to taste as good as a Krabby Patty.
*Mr. Krabs and Plankton were once best friends.(see [[Friend or Foe?]])
*Plankton seems to change size in every episode he appears in (his 5 in. measuring stick say he's 2 in. tall in "Komputer Overload").
*His anayler is wrong because Plankton is really evil as seen in the movie when he takes over Bikini Bottom and steal the formula.Plus,in some episodes he uses SpongeBob and friends in his plans to take the formula.
*Plankton appers in the middle of the United Plankton Pictures logo in a crudely hand-drawn "form" along with his famliy

==Quotes==
*I went to college!
*Now bow before the New King of Atlantis!
*Can I have the secret formula? [[Image:Sheldon.JPG|thumb|right|Karen making fun of Sheldon]]
*Are you SpongeBob SquarePants???
*I never thought I'd get this far.
*Why do I always get beaten up by people bigger than me?
*I will destroy all of you!
*Curse You!!!
*Holographic Meatloaf Again... MY FAVORITE!
* Well this stinks!
*Back for more of my delicious chum, I see!
*You will regret this!
*Felicitations malefactors!
*You'll pay for this, Krabs!
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Dennis (The Hitman)

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[[Image:Dennis.jpg|thumb|right|Dennis]]
'''Dennis''' was a paid assassin in the [[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] and was sent to end [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]]'s quest for Neptune's stolen crown to stop [[Plankton]]'s evil Plan Z. At first it was not a big deal but the little sponge and the kiddish starfish seemed to just get away from his grip every time. But right when they reached the end of the "DEEP DARK TRENCH" they met face to face with him. Also that is the point where we learned that Dennis can grow mustaches out of nowhere. When it looked like SpongeBob and Patrick had met their doom, luckily or not so luckily a massive boot squished Dennis. Later Dennis returned from the big boot onto [[David Hasselhoff]] and tried to destroy them once more but was ambushed by an upcoming boat and Dennis, too tall, was presumably decapitated or just got knocked off the boat.

===Looks===
*Wears a red handkerchief around his neck
*Has a necklace with a knife on it
*Has a skull design on the back of his jacket
*Altogether has a sort of cowboy/biker look

==Trivia==
*He was voiced by [[Guest Stars|Alec Baldwin]].
*Dennis the hitman is not the same person as [[SpongeBob]]'s friend from elementary school, [[Dennis]]
*His right shoe has the sentence,"your head here".
*His motorcycle license is "I KILL U"
*The word "Dennis" backwards is "sinned"
*It is unknown if when he was hit by the boat he had his head decapitated or he just fell into the ocean.
*It is unknown if Dennis will get revenge on SpongeBob and Patrick in [[Neptune's Party]].
*There wasn't a scene in the movie where Plankton employs Dennis, or one where Plankton meets Dennis. Either both the ideas became deleted scenes that weren't put on the DVD of the movie for some reason, or they chose to remove it and not put it on any disc or add it on any airing of the movie.

==Appearances==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].
*[[Neptune's Party]]
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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3

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96.236.24.126: /* Chapter 39:Return of the nautical neighbors */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(SpongeBob and Patrick's slide down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Return of the Angry Asassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 38/1/4:Plankton cheats===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Plankton cheats===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished like cookie dough, bandaged up and covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(SpongeBob and Patrick's slide down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Return of the Angry Asassin===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the executed is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

===Chapter 38/1/4:Plankton cheats===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Return of the nautical neighbors===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished like cookie dough, bandaged up and covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? (Episode)

2009-09-20T02:07:42Z

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'''"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?"''' is an episode from Season 5.

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] ([[CheeseHead BrownPants]])
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Bubble Poppin' Boys]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Nat]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Mailman]]
*[[Help Wanted Lady]]
*Scottish couple
*Former Mayor of New Kelp City
*Citizens of New Kelp City
*[[Bob]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[New Kelp City]]
*[[Games We Play]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields Cliff]]
*[[Eat]]

===Songs===
*[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]

==Plot==

SpongeBob tumbles out of bed very excited about his day, but much to his friendship mishap, he ends up being nothing but a nuisance. So he decides to pack up and leave Bikini Bottom forever, believing that everyone is starting to dislike him. As he walks away, he takes a nasty drop off a cliff and bonks himself in the head so hard that he loses his memory.

SpongeBob, meanwhile, wanders into New Kelp City, deciding to rename himself is CheeseHead BrownPants. He tries to get a job, but fails to do so because the townspeople dislike his bubble-blowing. He then gets confronted by an angry group of gangsters called "The Bubble Popping Boys". They chase him down the streets until SpongeBob reluctantly traps them in a bubble. He is then pictured as a hero by the citizens of New Kelp City, who elect him mayor CheeseHead BrownPants.

Meanwhile, Everyone in Bikini Bottom notices SpongeBob's absence. Patrick, Sandy and Mr. Krabs
feel bad about how they treated SpongeBob and set off their quest for him. Squidward is very glad to be rid of SpongeBob but tags along with them to earn a pretty egg.

After they finally find SpongeBob in the middle of a speech, Sandy and Patrick try to convince him to come back by getting them to remember them, but he does not remember anything, and states that he is late for a meeting. He then gets into his private car, but the driver turns out to be Squidward (who is desperate to get the egg). He drives the group back to the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob refuses to be fry cook. Squidward then trips with his new egg, which lands on SpongeBob's head, causing him to remember everything very clear. As seen on TV, with Perch Perkins as the news reporter, the citizens of New Kelp City are angry at SpongeBob for leaving them, so SpongeBob decides to remain fry cook rather than go back to being mayor. Finding this a disappointment, Squidward puts his brain in the garbage can.

==Trivia/Goofs==

*The German name for the episode is, "WasBob WoKopf? - SpongeBob verzweifelt gesucht", which means, "WhatBob WherePants? - SpongeBob in Search".
*[[Guest Stars|Ray Liotta]] guest voiced as one of the Bubble Poppin' Boys.
*Who Bob What Pants? is based on the SpongeBob book For the Love of Bubbles.
*Who Bob What Pants? is possibly a parody of a Jackie Chan movie called "Who Am I" because the main character in the movie like SpongeBob has a nasty fall and forgets who he is. It could also be a parody of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?".
*The theme song is changed from "[[Theme Song|SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]]" to "[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]".
*In German this episode aired July 19, 2009, five days after SpongeBob's Birthday.
*This is the third episode where SpongeBob develops amnesia or forgets how to do many things. The first was in [[Pickles]], and the second was in [[Squilliam Returns]].
*This marks the fourth time Sandy cries and sheds tears since [[Ripped Pants]], [[Texas]], and [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] (three times).
*In the scene with Patrick and Sandy at the Krusty Krab telling that SpongeBob is missing, in one shot Sandy's tail is missing.
*When Perch Perkins first got the black eye, it was on his right eye, but later, when he was doing a news report, it is now on his left eye.
*The Mayor of [[New Kelp City]] looks like the [[Mayor Of Bikini Bottom|Mayor of Bikini Bottom]].
*If SpongeBob got complete amnesia, forgetting things, like his friends, their names, his look, and even his own name, how could he remember that he liked to blow bubbles and even how to blow them?
*The population of Bikini Bottom is 538 in this episode, but in [[Patty Hype]], there were more than 46,853 inhabitants.
*Where did Squidward get that hammer to destroy the [[Sponge-Tracker]]?
*At the part where Spongebob and Patrick have the Best Friends tatoo, it randomly says Spring Break under it
*The name "Idiot Boy" could be a parody of SpongeBob's original name, SpongeBoy.
*The name "Idiot Boy" is said 17 times in this episode.
*The people are waiting for a video game in the store, but when they panic, the store becomes an unknown building.
*In the German Version [[CheeseHead BrownPants]] is "CheeseFace BrownPants".

==Reception==
{{Image|http://www2.pic-upload.de/20.07.09/n5c33xywczp.jpg|SpongeBob in the Streets of New Kelp City}}

''WhoBob WhatPants?'' was viewed by 7.7 million viewers. This ranked the program the number one most viewed entertainment show of the night, and the number two most viewed show in all categories after ESPN Monday Night Football. Despite the high ratings, the episode was reviewed negatively by critics. A ToonZone reviewer said that the episode has one event after another, none of which are that funny. Paul Mavis of DVDTalk.com said that the DVD is a disappointment, with the episode not funny enough to deserve its own release, and the remaining episodes are nothing special either. The quality of the video and the DVD however was reviewed well.

==Transcript==
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Episode Transcript: To Love A Patty

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Episode Article: [[To Love a Patty]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

SpongeBob: (singing) Someday I'm gonna make you my sweetie. Not overtly, but sur-rep-titious-ly. Drum solo! (uses spatula as drum sticks) Dooga, dooga, dooga, dooga, dooga...doo. Doo, doo, doo, doo. Doo. Doo. Hey, looks like you guys and gals are done. (flips all the patties into the air then uses one of his special helmet gadgets to squirt ketchup and mustard on the patties. When the patties fall, they land on a bun that SpongeBob is holding. He then puts the lettuce and tomato and cheese on the patties) In all my years of fry cookery, I have never seen such a lovely group of patties. Especially...you. (points to a patty with tomatoes for eyes, a pickle for a nose, and Mayonnaise for a smile) Such perfection from your little lettuce hair to your rosy ketchup cheeks right down to your mustard smile. May I call you...Patty? 

Squidward: SpongeBob, I need that order of six. 

SpongeBob: Here you go, Squidward. One, two, and three, and four, and uh... five and six. (only gave Squidward five patties) That's it. That's the whole order, Squidward. There isn't a Krabby Patty behind my back or anything. (laughs) 

Squidward: Uh... yeah. 

SpongeBob: Oh, Patty, a patty like you comes around once in a lifetime. I can't let them eat you. No, the job must come first. I can't let emotions cloud my commitment to the sacred fry cook oath: "That which is fired, must be eaten." 

Squidward: SpongeBob, where is that other...oh, there it is. (SpongeBob looks out the kitchen door to see three muscular guys sitting at table, in which two of them are eating patties while the other one does not have one) 

Customer: Where's my Krabby Patty? 

Squidward: Right here, muscleboy. 

Customer: It's about time. (before he takes a bite, the patty sheds a tear) 

SpongeBob: (screams and grabs the patty) No! I won't let you do this to Patty. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, hand over the Krabby... 

SpongeBob: (sitting under the grill) Oh, Patty, I can't let them eat you. Your beauty must be preserved. (opens up the patty) Amazing. 

Squidward: (snickering) What are you gonna do with it, take it home? Put a little dress on it? Go out for a romantic walk with it? (snickers) 

SpongeBob: Great idea. (runs off) 

Squidward: (sighs) I wonder if it's too late to get a refund from my therapist. 

SpongeBob: (gives a krabby patty to the customer) Enjoy, sir. 

Customer: Can I eat this one? (lifts the top bun off to reveal a shoe in the burger) Hey, how'd they know? I loved grilled shoe. (cut to SpongeBob’s house where Patty is cooking on the grill) 

SpongeBob: What's cooking there, Patty? Oh, are you kidding? I love crepes. Oh, Patty, when we're together I feel like we're in our own little world like, like...nothing can hurt us. (small explosion) Fire! (alarm bell rings. SpongeBob pants)Fire! Fire! 

Gary: (by a fire extinguisher) Meow. (puts out the fire. SpongeBob stops panting) 

SpongeBob: It's ok, Patty, the fire's gone. You're safe now. (doorbell rings) Oh, I better, uh... get the doorbell. (opens up door)

Patrick: Hey Spongebob! How about another game of Tie your best Buddy in knots? (Ties Spongebob in a knot)Okay My turn.

Spongebob: Sorry Patrick. I'm going for a walk with Patty as soon as she dries her hair

Sandy: Hi-yah! (karate chops door open) Hey, SpongeBob, you didn't forget about our plan to go a-choppin', did ya? 

SpongeBob: Sorry, Sandy. No time for karate today. After our walk, I'm going for a rowboat ride with Patty. Just waiting for her to put on her makeup. You know how long it takes a Krabby Patty to get ready. 

Sandy: Well, that makes as much sense as a snake with no slither. Patties are put in the water for eatin', SpongeBob. Not for beboppin' all over Timbuktu. 

SpongeBob: (sighs) Patty. Yeah, well, you have fun with that. (walks out) Patty and I have to be on our way. 
Patrick: I've been replaced by a sandwich! (sobs) Maybe I could make a beautiful sandwich of my own. Yeah! That'll show Spongebob!

SpongeBob. (walks off. Cut to SpongeBob dancing with Patty and singing)

=='''Music:''' "[[Oh Baby]]"==

Oh, baby
They may call me a fool
But I can't help our gravitational pull
When I stuff you with cotton candy
It reminds me you're so sweet
when we go riding, it's dandy
The way you hang on to that seat
Ba-ay-ay-by

When I'm with you our love is stronger than glue, wow oh baby
There isn't anything
There's nothing in the world, I wouldn't do for you

Hey let go you patty eaters no get away
hayah-hayah-watha-haya-haya-ta
wa-wawatawa-hayayayayaya!!!

Patty, you ok, sweetums?
I'm so...sorry
I'll never let you out of my sight again
And I'll always keep you out of harm's way...

Oh baby
Our love is so strong
That's why I'm singing this song
Ba-ay-ay-by

Your looks are sweeter than honey
From your pickles to your buns
It ain't even funny

I'm coming for you
Oh No.
Don't worry Patty!
I'll take care of this!
There you go
All better
Oh baby

==After the song==

SpongeBob: Oh, Patty. Do you realize what this signifies? Mm-hmm. That's right. It's our six-hour anniversary. And do you know what that means? Are you all right, Patty? You don't seem so hot. Don't worry, I know what'll make you feel better. A dinner at the finest restaurant in Bikini Bottom. (cut to Krusty Krab at night) 

Mr. Krabs: Squidward! Where the barnacles is our fry cook? He's been gone all day. That boy's never been a work shirker. We got a crowd of hungry customers waiting. 

Squidward: How should I know? Do I look like an idiot's keeper? 

Mr. Krabs: Well... actually... (doors open to SpongeBob in a tux) 

SpongeBob: Good day, sir. 

Squidward: As if on cue. 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's with the fancy getup? 

SpongeBob: Oh, I just got gussied up for my special dinner date. 

Mr. Krabs: A dinner date? Well, blow me down, boy. I didn't know you had it in you. so when do we get to meet the little lady? (quietly) By the way, is she rich? 

SpongeBob: She's rich in taste. 

Squidward: How could you possibly date anyone? I mean look at you. She must be blind. 

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, a limousine. 

SpongeBob: There she is. 

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I can just smell the money already. 

SpongeBob: (carrying in Patty) Here we are, darling. The best eatery in town. (walks by a couple eating and they sniff the odor in the air) 

Martha: Harold, again? 

Harold: Martha, I know what you're thinking. It's not me this time. 

Martha: Well, whatever it is, it's disgusting. 

Harold: Let's get out of here. 

Martha: Yuck. 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, Squidward... allow me to introduce my date... Patty. 

Mr. Krabs: Your date's a Krabby Patty? Me thinks the boy's really lost it. 

Squidward: (sniffs the odor in the air) What's that putrid odor? 

Mr. Krabs: (sniffs) Oh, it's the Krabby Patty.(We see a closeup shot of the messy patty like we first saw in [[The Algae's Always Greener]]) What are you doin' with that rotten piece o' meat, boy? 

SpongeBob: This isn't a piece o' meat, Mr. Krabs. She's Patty. (quietly) And we're on a special date tonight so you don't mind if we get the "manager's treatment," do you? 

Mr. Krabs: Sorry, boy, no can do. 

SpongeBob: Oh, really? Mr. Fiver says different. (shows a five dollar bill) 

Mr. Krabs: What was that? I couldn't hear ya. 

SpongeBob: (gets out more money) How about now? 

Mr. Krabs: All right, take a seat. 

SpongeBob: (gets out a tiny throne seat for Patty) Here you go, my dear. A throne befitting a queen. Oh, good evening, monsieur. What might we have on the menu at this fine establishment? 

Squidward: Well, you should know considering the fact that you work here, sod for brains. Speaking of sods... why don't you get rid of this garbage? It's starting to stink up the joint. 

SpongeBob: Don't say such a thing, Squidward. Patty's just a little sick, is all. Wight, Lubbie-Wubbie? 

Squidward: I'll show you sick. (grabs patty) 

SpongeBob: Squidward, what are you doing with my beautiful patty? 

Squidward: Beautiful, huh? How beautiful do you think this is? (closeup view of the gross patty with worms in it) 

SpongeBob: Stop it, Squidward. Maybe you can't see Patty's beauty but to me she's the most gorgeous creature in the sea. 

Squidward: Well, I definitely see I can't help the mentally atrophied. Good-bye, Creature. 

SpongeBob: Pay you no mind to that, wubbie-wubbie. I will always love you... (sniffs) Yeah, what is that smell? (gasps) Patty? (drops the krabby patty on the table) What happened to you? 

Mr. Krabs: I think I can explain, boy. There was a time when I was in love, too. She was a Krabby Patty that looked a lot like yours does. (rotten tomatoes fall out of the patty) Well, maybe not right now, but you know what I mean. She was a firm, juicy, a warm patty. And attractive- oh, she looked good enough to eat. So...I did. do you hear what I'm sayin' to you, boy? 

SpongeBob: Um, not quite, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: Krabby Patties are meant to be loved and eaten. That's what they're put in the ocean for. And it looks like yours is way past due. 

SpongeBob: I see now. I see what I must do. (jumps up on the table) Oh, Patty, my darling. Before I do this, I want you to know that I only do it out of love. (chews it) 

Mr. Krabs: Well done, boy. As a reward for your valiant effort, I'll only charge you 25 cents for the patty. Employee discount. 

SpongeBob:(Almost puking, holding his mouth for a while) Can I get a doggy bag with that?

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Squidward’s House

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[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward's house]]
[[Image:PDVD B.jpg|thumb|right|Squidwards House - Inside]]
[[Image:Thaddaeus Uhrenschrank.JPG|thumb|right|Alarm Cabinet]]
[[Image:Weihnachthaus.jpg|thumb|right|The House at Christmas]]

'''Squidward's House''' is an "Easter Island Head" (a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moai Moai]) as [[Squidward]] said in [[SB-129]], it is between the houses of [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]], and like Bikini Bottom and the [[Krusty Krab]], it seems to get destroyed often, but not as often as the Krusty Krab and [[Bikini Bottom]] themselves. The address is 122 Conch Street.

==The Tiki House==
The house resembles Squidward. In the book Bottoms Up!, a joke hinted that Squidward bought the house so he can get a head. In [[Plankton!]], the house was one floor and this marked a cartoon goof because this is the only time that Squidward's house is low. In [[Christmas Who?]], the Tiki House became Bikini Bottom's Christmas Present! In the episode: [[Squidville]] all of the houses in [[Tentacle Acres]] were Easter Island Heads.

==='''Rooms'''===
====Downstairs====
*'''Living Room:''' Blue and green, has couch, TV, chocolates, shell phone, and connected to the mouth door.
*'''Kitchen:''' Only seen in Naughty Nautical Neighbors, Nature Pants, Opposite Day, and No Nose Knows,Squids kitchen is where his telephone is sometimes. The kitchen consists of a bamboo fridge, bamboo cabinets a counter and a breakfast bar.

====Upstairs====
*'''Bathroom:''' Has little bath and sink. Squidward normally has a "pink" bath soap. In the episode: [[Squid's Day Off]], this is where he spent his ''Day Off'' but SpongeBob found him. The toilet paper and the toilet itself can speak.
*'''Bedroom:''' Where he sleeps with purple or pink pajamas that has four slippers. It has many mirrors (as seen in [[Night Light]]) and an alarm cabinet (as seen in [[Employee of the Month]] ) The bedroom is behind the bathroom.
*'''Gallery:''' The place where Squidward makes good portraits of himself and plays his [[Clarinet]] very bad.
*'''Back Room:''' Seen only in [[Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost]]. It is completely empty except for wallpaper that makes the room look like a mess. Squidward sends [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] to clean it, thinking they won't figure out how to clean it, but they just rip the wallpaper off.
*'''Study:''' Seen only in [[Squid Wood]]. The study has lots of books, a chair, and a light behind the chair.

===Destroyed Instances/Losses===
Compared to the [[Krusty Krab]], [[SpongeBob's House]] and [[Bikini Bottom]], Squidward's house gets destroyed often, but not too often.

*'''[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]:''' When Squidward's house fills with the bubbles from SpongeBob and Patrick, it explodes of carbon dioxide.

*'''[[The Paper]]:''' When Squidward tries to have SpongeBob break his promise, he trades all of his house for the paper. his house becomes only a circular shape for the foundation.

*'''[[Squidville]]:''' SpongeBob and Patrick use their [[Reef Blower (Machine)|Reef Blowers]] to grab pieces of his house, then shoot it back out to blow the house up.

*'''[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]:''' SpongeSnail made Squidward run on the ceiling and Squidward kept making the house shake, destroying everything inside the house and Squidward gets his nose pinned into the Snail Plasma. The house had been shaken over and drops to it's left next to [[SpongeBob's House]], crushing all the furniture and objects.

*'''[[Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm]]:''' It was crushed by the worm as well as the rest of Bikini Bottom.

*'''[[Skill Crane]]:''' It wasn't destroyed but he gives the deed to his house to Mr. Krabs.

*'''[[Can You Spare a Dime?]]''' Squidward loses his house because he can't afford to pay the house's needs after quitting his job.

*'''[[Plankton!]]''': SpongeBob is brainwashed by Plankton's Plan A and SpongeBob uses his hands to destroy some of the house's walls.

*'''[[Sandy's Rocket]]''': SpongeBob and Patrick mistake Squidward for an alien, and destroyed the house by shaking it in an alien-hunting rampage destroying the inside of the house.

*'''[[Rule of Dumb]]''': Patrick as king uses the Bikini Bottom Construction to throw away and wipe out Squidward's house to make room for a ferris wheel for his home on his front yard.

*'''[[House Fancy]]''': Squidward was in such a hurry to make his house look good. SpongeBob tried to help, but he made the vacuum cleaner suck everything, destroying the house and remodeling it.

*'''[[Giant Squidward]]''': The angry and vicious citizens of Bikini Bottom turned the house into a bait to catch Squidward.

*'''[[Squid's Visit]]''': The house caught fire while Squidward was at SpongeBob's house when his cassarole was in the oven.

==='''''A Life of Its Own?'''''===
In some episodes it is shown that Squidward's house may have a life of its own. Such episodes as: [[The Secret Box]], where Patrick says "Not even...Squidward's house." and his house leans down to hear. In the episode: [[Good Neighbors]], the house became controlled by the atrocious installation of destroying called Security System 5000 (Free Installation). The only threat of the Security System 5000 was Squidward Tentacles, and the house became controlled (similar to the Godzilla films where monsters are controlled by machines), and destroyed Bikini Bottom. It was shut down by the Off Button. In [[Funny Pants]], the Tiki Eastern Island Head made an "ANGRY!" face and had some hands to cover it's ears because of SpongeBob's crying.In [[Growth Spout]], the house said after [[Mr.Krabs]] stole [[Squidward]]'s food,"Well,I needed to lose some weight anyway".

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(SpongeBob and Patrick's slide down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Boat Battle===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the accused is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Return of the nautical neighbors===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished like cookie dough, bandaged up and covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(SpongeBob and Patrick's slide down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Boat Battle===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the accused is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Return of the nautical neighbors===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob whirls around, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished like cookie dough, bandaged up and covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the tears again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(Back in the movie, we see SpongeBob and Patrick's sliding down the wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Boat Battle===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the accused is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Return of the nautical neighbors===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob whirls around, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished like cookie dough, bandaged up and covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Sponge-bob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''Sponge-Bob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.

'''Sponge-bob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''Sponge-Bob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the tears again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(Back in the movie, we see SpongeBob and Patrick's tears short circuit the lamp, and the smoke turns on the sprinklers. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Boat Battle===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the accused is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Return of the nautical neighbors===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob whirls around, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished like cookie dough, bandaged up and covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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Dennis (The Hitman)

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'''Dennis''' was a paid assassin in the [[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] and was sent to end the mission of [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] which was to stop [[Plankton]]'s evil Plan Z. At first it was not a big deal but the little sponge and the kiddish starfish seemed to just get away from his grip every time. But right when they reached the end of the "DEEP DARK TRENCH" they met face to face with him. Also that is the point where we learned that Dennis can grow mustaches out of nowhere. When it looked like SpongeBob and Patrick had met their doom, luckily or not so luckily a massive boot squished Dennis. Later Dennis returned from the big boot onto [[David Hasselhoff]] and tried to destroy them once more but was ambushed by an upcoming boat and Dennis, too tall, was presumably decapitated or just got knocked off the boat.

===Looks===
*Wears a red handkerchief around his neck
*Has a necklace with a knife on it
*Has a skull design on the back of his jacket
*Altogether has a sort of cowboy/biker look

==Trivia==
*He was voiced by [[Guest Stars|Alec Baldwin]].
*Dennis the hitman is not the same person as [[SpongeBob]]'s friend from elementary school, [[Dennis]]
*His right shoe has the sentence,"your head here".
*His motorcycle license is "I KILL U"
*The word "Dennis" backwards is "sinned"
*It is unknown if when he was hit by the boat he had his head decapitated or he just fell into the ocean.
*It is unknown if Dennis will get revenge on SpongeBob and Patrick in [[Neptune's Party]].
*There wasn't a scene in the movie where Plankton employs Dennis, or one where Plankton meets Dennis. Either both the ideas became deleted scenes that weren't put on the DVD of the movie for some reason, or they chose to remove it and not put it on any disc or add it on any airing of the movie.

==Appearances==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].
*[[Neptune's Party]]
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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Spongebob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurrs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''SpongeBob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to spngebob's mouth) dead.

'''Spongebob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''SpongeBob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table witha heating lamp in front)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the tears again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(Back in the movie, we see SpongeBob and Patrick's tears short circuit the lamp, and the smoke turns on the sprinklers. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Boat Battle===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the accused is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Return of the nautical neighbors===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob whirls around, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is now squished like cookie dough, bandaged up and covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Spongebob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurrs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''SpongeBob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to spngebob's mouth) dead.

'''Spongebob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''SpongeBob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table witha heating lamp in front)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the tears again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(Back in the movie, we see SpongeBob and Patrick's tears short circuit the lamp, and the smoke turns on the sprinklers. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Boat Battle===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the accused is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Return of the nautical neighbors===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (SpongeBob whirls around, zapping even more helmets off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is know squished into the form of a shoe. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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Goofy Goober Rock (Song)

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'''Songtext from "Goofy Goober Rock"'''

I'm a [[Goofy Goober]] (Rock!)
(Plankton is hurled into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober (Rock!)
We're all Goofy Goobers (Rock!)
Goofy goofy goober goober (Rock!)

Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say, "No way!"
No, no, freaking* way,
"I'm a kid," you say,
When you say I'm a kid,
I say, "Say it again!" and then I say, "Thanks" ('''THANKS!!''')
"Thank you very much"

So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free!
(a hum a la bey ba la zeba la bob e la hum a la bey ba la zeba la bop)

I'm a goofy goober (Rock!)
(Plankton:[We recover him when he was hurled into the wall] What`s happeing?)
You're a goofy goober (Rock!)
We're all goofy goobers (Rock!)
Goofy goofy goober goober, yeah!

(Plankton: His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. Seize him!)

(Slaves crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

==Appearance in the movie==
The song is played near the end of the movie used against Plankton's mind control

==Video==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLbMs1-jRfk See this Song on Youtube]

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[[de:Taube Nüsschen Rock]]

Sheldon J. Plankton

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! colspan="2" | [[Image:SheldonPlankton.jpg|273px]]
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! colspan="2" | Sheldon J. Plankton
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Born: || November 30, 1942 (age 66)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || Copepod
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Nickname: || Plank, Plankton, Planky, Plank O Chums
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Adress: || The [[Chum Bucket]], [[Bikini Bottom]], Pacific Ocean
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Male
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Green
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye color: || Red and yellow
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || Very light
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Job(s)|| Chum Bucket's founder, employee, and boss
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Family: ||
*[[Karen Plankton]] (wife)
*[[Clem]] (cousin)
*[[Plankton's Cousins]] (his cousins, of course)
*[[Planktonamor]] (ancestor)
*[[Dead Eye Plankton]] (ancestor)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Pet: ||
[[Plankton's Labrador|Labrador]],
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friends: || Mrs. Krabs, [[Mr. Krabs]] (when they were babies until they were kids)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Rival: || [[Mr. Krabs]] (arch enemy), [[SpongeBob]], [[Squidward]], [[Patrick]], [[Sandy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Interests: || Stealing Mr. Krabs's Formula
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| "Favorite" dish: || Holographic Meatloaf, never eaten a REAL meal
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Favorite music: || His gramophone's music
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First appearance: || [[Plankton!]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Appearance: || [[Culture Shock]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Portrayer: ||
*[[Doug Lawrence]] - English
*Thomas Petruo - German
*Michel Bedetti - French
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First love: ||
*Karen, then [[Mama Krabs]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Favorite activity: || To Steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]], Ruling the World (Got carried away with that), Getting Revenge on Mr. Krabs

|}

'''Sheldon J. Plankton''' is Eugene Krabs's arch enemy. He often goes by just ''Plankton''. He wants to steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]], so that his restaurant, the [[Chum Bucket]] becomes famous and the [[Krusty Krab]] goes down. But in the episode [[Friend or Foe?]] we come to know that Mr. Krabs and Plankton best friends were and because of the formula they became enemies!

Sheldon and Eugene were in the same Kindergarden and same School and also was in a university. 
He lives with his computer W.I.F.E [[Karen Plankton]] and a Labrador in his own restaurant. Sheldon stole Karen from a hospital ([[Friend or Foe?]]) 
According to his analyzer, Sheldon is made up of 1% evil and 99% hot gas.
In Friend or Foe, despite Karen's truth, Plankton really does want the Krabby Patty formula for ruling the world but also Mr. Krabs wants the Krabby Patty formula for making lots and lots of money.

===Personality===
Sheldon is very jealous, but he is sneaky and nearly arrives to steal the mysterious Krabby Patty Formula. He never arrives it because he is too overhasty and impatient, he cannot wait. He thinks he can outgun everyone and doesn't want to believe that he is small. 
Before he was Mr. Krabs's enemy, he was his only friend! Everyone else laughed at him because he is so small and easy to beat him, but because Mr. Krabs was with him he wasn't too angry. But since they are enemies he wants to govern the world and revenge everyone who laugh or laughed at him. 
He often rips SpongeBob off, because he thinks SpongeBob is silly and babyish'; also because SpongeBob happens to know the Krabby Patty's ingredients. (He puts upon SpongeBob in episodes like [[Walking Small]] or [[Plankton!]].) Plankton is the
main antagonist and main villain of the SpongeBob SquarePants TV series. He is also Spongebob's arch nemesis.

===Looks===
Plankton is small and jelly bean shaped. He has one eye that has a red pupil. He has long antenaes. His arms are stubby. And he's a green color.

==Plans==
===Major Plans===
*In the episode "''[[Plankton's Army]]''" we come to know that Sheldon has tried to steal the formula for 25 years!! He calls all his family to him, so that they can help steal the secret formula, but Mr. Krabs fabricates a false formula and Sheldon gets the false one. Plankton and all of his cousins run back to the Chum Bucket.
*In the episode "''[[Plankton!]]''" he uses a mind control device on SpongeBob, but SpongeBob resists a bit and because of SpongeBob's inviting description of the Krabby Patty, Plankton lunges for a Krabby Patty and falls into his analyzer. Plankton becomes trapped inside Karen, and tells Spongebob that he'll settle for some fries. [[Image:Bigplankton.jpg|thumb|right|"Peekaboo, Here Comes MY FOOT!"]]

*In "''[[F.U.N.]]''" SpongeBob teaches Plankton to [[F.U.N. (Song)|have "F.U.N."]] and they become friends. Nevertheless, Plankton rips SpongeBob off, so that he gets the formula. But he slams into solid concrete behind a movie theater screen.

*In "''[[Imitation Krabs]]''" Plankton arrives to get rid of Krabs for a while, so that he can clad him as Mr. Krabs, but Mr. Krabs returns to the Krusty Krab and stops SpongeBob of giving the formula to the false Krabs.

*In [[Bucket Sweet Bucket]], he cons Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick to paint the Chum Bucket to get the formula, but he finds out it's just only Mr. Krabs' to-do list.

*In "''[[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]]''" Mr. Krabs loses SpongeBob in a card-game against Plankton. Now SpongeBob must work in the Chum Bucket. Of course he wants SpongeBob to prepare a Krabby Patty but SpongeBob does not do it. Therefore, Plankton implants SpongeBob's brain in a robot, but it does not make the Krabby Patty either. Plankton returns SpongeBob's brain and is desperate to offload him on Mr. Krabs. So desperate in fact, that he gives Mr. Krabs $50.00.

*In "''[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]''" Plankton steals a Krabby Patty and goes away with a vehicle which looks like an insect, but it is so slow that Mr. Krabs can stop it. "I knew I should have gotten the turbo".

*In "''[[Fear of a Krabby Patty]]''" Plankton learns that the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours. Pretending to a be a customer, Peter Lankton, Plankton orders 10,000 Krabby Patties. After many days of working without sleep or rest, SpongeBob starts hallucinating, and becomes fearful of Krabby Patties. SpongeBob goes to a psychiatrist who is Plankton with false name. Plankton tries to get the formula by hypnosis, but SpongeBob falls asleep in the process, thereby curing him. SpongeBob can begin to work again and Plankton has not gotten the formula.
[[Image:Holographischer Hackbraten.JPG|thumb|right|"Oh, Goody, Holographic Meatloaf Again."]]
*In "''[[Friend or Foe?]]''" Plankton tells Mr. Krabs he has wanted to steal the formula so that they will become friends. During a heartfelt hug, Plankton notices the formula is in Mr. Krabs’s trouser pocket and he takes it. Plankton and Karen want to disappear and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs want to hold them up.

*In the "''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]''" Plankton steals [[King Neptune]]'s crown, and frames Mr. Krabs. While Mr. Krabs is frozen by King Neptune, Plankton successfully steals the secret formula. He begins selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket, and gives away free Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets, which are mind control devices. Unfortunately for Plankton, SpongeBob and Patrick manage to retrieve the crown and bring it back to King Neptune. Spongebob then becomes a wizard and plays the [[Goofy Goober]] song to the lyrics of "I Wanna Rock", destroying the mind-controlling helmets with laser beams out of his guitar. The Chum Bucket is again unpopular and the Krusty Krab is again famous. A crowd of freed citizens stomp on Plankton before he can escape and the cops send him to jail for illegal mind-controlling. In this movie it proves he is not very smart because he didn't save a copy of the formula.

*In [[Komputer Overload (Episode)|Komputer Overload]], Plankton builds 3 robots: the T-119A Compumatic, the Noxious Enterprises' Super SPU-31 Liquid-Cooled Mobile Processing Unit, and the Command Module to replace Karen, who had left. He then puts the 3 robots together, making one big robot to get the secret formula. He threatens to SpongeBob, who had been thrown outside by Mr. Krabs, to "tell Krabs that if he doesn't turn over the formula to me, he'll be subjected to utter annihilation at my hands", but SpongeBob doesn't get that, so he puts it simply: "Krabs give me secret formula or I bring big boom boom to the Krusty Krab." SpongeBob doesn't understand that, either. So Plankton attacks the Krusty Krab, declaring "Bring on the boom boom!" However, the extension cord used to power the robot unplugged, making it stop working. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh at Plankton's expense as the robot collapses. Karen comes back to Plankton, but only to get her keyboard. Plankton apologizes and goes back to the Chum Bucket with Karen.

*In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Plankton got trapped in Sandy's air suit and after watching her sloppily eat a Krabby Patty. He later stole her pelt, but then Sandy stopped him and imprisoned him in a jar of mustard.

===Minor Plans===

[[Image:Pshlankton.jpg|thumb|right|"Yo."]]
* In 1979, Plankton asked nicely to Mr. Krabs ''Can I please have the secret formula?'' and Krabs refuses.

* in [[Plankton!]], he gets under the Krabby Patty and tries to get out of the Krusty Krab.

* in [[Imitation Krabs]], he goes under a fish-robot and asks SpongeBob the formula to win $1,000,000.00 (the dollar was fake)

* In [[Sleepy Time]], he was giant and rampaged across Bikini Bottom, and his final target was [[Gary]]. Somehow SpongeBob turned into a nail, so that when Plankton stomped on him, he got a hole in his foot and shrunk.

*In "''[[Culture Shock]]''" Plankton tries to steal a Krabby Patty by conjuring, but he exposes himself with his magic.

*In the video game [[Battle for Bikini Bottom]] Plankton builds a machine that he uses to create an army of loyal robots, but he forgets to set a switch on the machine to Obey Plankton, and also even makes a robot clone of himself, which results in the end of his plan.

==Apperances==

# "[[Plankton!]]"
# "[[Culture Shock]]"
# "[[F.U.N.]]"
# "[[Sleepy Time]]"
# "[[Valentine's Day]]"
# "[[Walking Small]]"
# "[[Imitation Krabs]]"
# "[[Band Geeks]]"
# "[[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]]"
# "[[The Fry Cook Games]]"
# "[[The Algae's Always Greener]]"
# "[[Snowball Effect]]"
# "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]]"
# "[[Party Pooper Pants]]"
# "[[Plankton's Army]]"
# "[[Fear of a Krabby Patty]]"
# "[[Krabs vs. Plankton]]"
# "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]]"
# "[[Enemy In-Law]]"
# "[[New Leaf]]"
# "[[Friend or Foe?]]"
# "[[Spy Buddies]]"
# "[[Krabs a la Mode]]"
# "[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]"
# "[[Goo Goo Gas]]"
# "[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]"
# "[[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]]"
# "[[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]"
# "[[Krabby Road]]"
# "[[Patty Caper]]"
# "[[Plankton's Regular]]"
# "[[The Krabby Kronicle]]"
# "[[Komputer Overload]]"
# "[[Chum Caverns]]"
# "[[Single Cell Anniversary]]"
# "[[Truth or Square?]]"
# "[[Chum Bucket Supreme]]"
# "[[Neptune's Party]]"
# "[[Tentacle Vision]]"
# "[[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]]"
# "[[The Inside Job]]"

==Trivia==
*He never wins. When he thinks that nothing can come between him and the formula, he gets ahead of himself and eventually does not obtain it.
*Curiously, he fights with people who can easily beat him. In the episode [[Plankton's Army]], he is beaten up by a tall, muscular man.
* In the [[Nickelodeon]] dictionary, it says that Plankton's uncle is from Russia and speaks a language called Planktonese.
*He was in love with [[Mama Krabs]] in [[Enemy In-Law]].
*In the episode [[Krabby Road]], he was kicked out by Karen.
*In the episode [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]], Karen buys a Krabby Kids meal for Plankton which includes a Pipsqueak Patty, implying that Plankton has aquired a Krabby Patty, however his objective in the episode was to bring customers to the Chum Bucket.
*In the episode [[Patty Hype]], it is unknown whether one of the 46,853 customers is Plankton.
*It seems that Mr.Krabs and Plankton were born on the same day, month, and year.
*Strange, but true Plankton has a telephone in his shower! (See photo titled "'''Yo'''")
*Plankton doesn't need to steal the formula! He just needs to cook a burger and put all the condiments on. But it has to taste as good as a Krabby Patty.
*Mr. Krabs and Plankton were once best friends.(see [[Friend or Foe?]])
*Plankton seems to change size in every episode he appears in (his 5 in. measuring stick say he's 2 in. tall in "Komputer Overload").
*His anayler is wrong because Plankton is really evil as seen in the movie when he takes over Bikini Bottom and steal the formula.Plus,in some episodes he uses SpongeBob and friends in his plans to take the formula.
*Plankton appers in the middle of the United Plankton Pictures logo in a crudely hand-drawn "form" along with his famliy

==Quotes==
*I went to college!
*Can I have the secret formula? [[Image:Sheldon.JPG|thumb|right|Karen making fun of Sheldon]]
*Are you SpongeBob SquarePants???
*I never thought I'd get this far.
*Why do I always get beaten up by people bigger than me?
*I will destroy all of you!
*Curse You!!!
*Holographic Meatloaf Again... MY FAVORITE!
* Well this stinks!
*Back for more of my delicious chum, I see!
*You will regret this!
*Felicitations malefactors!
*You'll pay for this, Krabs!
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Sandy Cheeks

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! colspan="2" | [[Image:SandyCheeks.jpg|From Karate Island]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Birthday: || November 17, 1987 (age 22)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Gender: || Female
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || Squirrel
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Brown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye Color: || Black
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Weight: || Unknown
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Interests: || Science, [[Karate]], Surfing, Weight-lifting, extreme sports, and Texas culture
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Aliases: || Miss Appear, Landy, San-day, Sandra, Miss Cheeks, Miss Alien Pants
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Ancestors: ||
* [[The Dark Knight]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Family: ||
* Unnamed father
* Unnamed cousin
* Great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Enemies: ||
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]
*[[Udon]]
*[[Plankton]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Employers: ||
*[[Dr. Marmalade]]
*[[Lord Reginald]]
*[[Professor Percy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friends: ||
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First Appearence: ||
*[[Tea at the Treedome]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Portrayer: ||
*[[Carolyn Lawrence]]
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'''Sandy Cheeks''' is a very smart, talented and athletic squirrel born in the state of Texas, who moved to [[Bikini Bottom]] in the Pacific Ocean because her job is experimenting underwater. She is also an inventor and loves science very much. She's one of the seven main characters in the show, although she isn't featured quite as much as other characters such as SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward (she only made 6 appearances in season 3, but has been featured more in other seasons).
==Character Description==
Sandy comes from the state of Texas, and exhibits many characteristics of a stereotypical "cowgirl" character. She speaks with a heavy southwestern accent, and uses typical cowgirl-ish slang words and phrases. She is very fond of her homeland and its culture, as most notably seen in the episode "Texas", in which she grows homesick for it and considers leaving Bikini Bottom to return to Texas. In that same episode, she takes great offense at SpongeBob and Patrick's negative remarks about Texas, and violently attacks them when they continue to insult it.

Sandy is one of the most intelligent and level-headed characters on the show. She is a multi-talented scientist and inventor, and originally came to Bikini Bottom to study sea creatures and their lifestyles. In "Chimps Ahoy", it is revealed that she is employed by a trio of monkeys from the surface, named Dr. Marmalade, Lord Reginald and Professor Percy. They exhibit stereotypical upper-class English accents and manners, and periodically visit Bikini Bottom to audit her scientific research. As an inventor, Sandy is capable of creating extremely advanced devices with ease. Her inventions include a manned space ship, a teleporter, a submarine that can shrink to microscopic size and go inside a person's body, and even a cloning device.
===Biography===

She lives in an air-filled habitat structure called the [[Treedome]] (a polyurethane dome containing a tree, living quarters and various other land plants). When outside of the [[Treedome]], Sandy wears an air-filled suit that looks much like an astronaut's space suit; while in her Treedome, she wears a purple bikini with green frills in the bottom section. Physically, Sandy is one of the strongest creatures (along with [[Larry the Lobster]]) in Bikini Bottom. She claims to be stronger than Larry and can even pull down gigantic ships and boats from the surface of the ocean as seen in "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm". Sandy was hibernating during the winter in Survival of the Idiots. This episode was played in "Bikini Bottom Best Friends Collection".

In "Chimps Ahoy", she is visited in Bikini Bottom by her patrons, a group of air-breathing monkeys by the names of: [[Dr. Marmalade]], [[Lord Reginald]] and [[Professor Percy]] from the surface (with upper-class English accents and manners) who periodically stop by to audit her scientific research.

[[SpongeBob]] sometimes becomes jealous of the attention Sandy gives to other friends and once wrote a song (notably in the episode 'Ripped Pants') about how he "lost his girl" and "someone stole his girl" because of his ripped pants; also, early in the series, Spongebob takes great pains to impress Sandy and possibly considers their special get-togethers in Sandy's bubble dates. Sandy is also shown to be a companion of [[Larry the Lobster]] in scenarios reminiscent of casual dating (it was Larry who "stole" Sandy away from Spongebob in 'Ripped Pants').

It is revealed that Sandy has a really giant monster form. During hibernation, she mutates into a very huge, muscular, lion-like, monstrous squirrel in Survival of the Idiots. She mistook Spongebob as Pinhead Larry and Patrick as Dirty Dan.One of Sandy's male relatives appeared in [[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)]]. Sandy Cheeks is actually revealed to have a scottish relative, but Sandy was born in America, or the United States of America. Maybe, this Scottish Squirrel may not be related to Sandy Cheeks, or Sandy Cheeks is really Scottish American but speaks English more.

If [[SpongeBob]] has any, Sandy would be considered his love interest.

===Interests===

Sandy loves karate. Her karate gear is Green, where as Spongebob is Red and has a hat fit for his square head. Sandy also plays guitar. She played a guitar in [[Band Geeks]] and played acoustic guitar during the Texas song, Lights, Camera, Pants! and Atlantis Squarepantis (episode & game). Sandy loves science. Some of her inventions include a teleporter, a nut communication device and a thing that can transport food to the stomach. Also, in [[Ditchin]], she was an expert at playing badminton, and together with her partner, [[Dale]], they were an unstoppable team, until SpongeBob and Patrick beat them at their own game.

===Friends===
Sandy became one of SpongeBob's best friends after saving him from a giant clam (The clam first tried to eat Sandy, but almost ate SpongeBob after he tried to save her), and she enjoys various activities with him (including karate). Sandy is also a friend to Patrick, although it is shown she can be very annoyed with him, although the two are still pretty good friends. She is also believed to be friends with [[Larry]] - SpongeBob is sometimes jealous and sometimes thinks Sandy likes Larry better than him.

The nature of Sandy's relationship with SpongeBob is somewhat ambiguous. SpongeBob has brought her flowers on several occasions, and her official biography describes her as being "the apple of SpongeBob's eye (the only thing under the sea he likes better than his job at the Krusty Krab)". In [[Tea at the Treedome]] amorous music plays when SpongeBob recalls Sandy's words. SpongeBob's song in Ripped Pants has romantic lyrics. Once in a clip from [[A Random Act of SpongeBob]] SpongeBob dropped Sandy a letter (with a bouquet of flowers) that called her the "smartest, prettiest squirrel in all of Bikini Bottom". It was on the [[Suprise Sandy Day]].Their feelings for each other will possibly be revealed in [[Truth or Square]].

Also, a book called the SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide has information that suggests SpongeBob has a crush on Sandy on the page entitled How to survive a secret crush. It says that if you have a crush on someone, you have to keep it secret. SpongeBob then babbles on about him acting perfectly natural at the treedome. The chapter then ends after SpongeBob says, "I've said too much!" The book was released on November 1, 2002.

===Jailtime===

In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Sandy was arrested for public "nudity".

===Inventions made===
'''Teleporter''' - Enables anything, living or non-living, to be transported to any location. This invention was seen in "[[SquidBob TentaclePants]]" and went horribly wrong.

'''Molecular Seperator Ray''' - Separates the molecules of something (like the fused SpongeBob and Squidward), and in the episode "SquidBob TentaclePants" separates SpongeBob and Squidward, but then Squidward makes it combine all the surrounding creatures, including SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, etc which was a big issue!

'''Nut Communicator''' - Allows communication to a nut. SpongeBob used it in "[[Chimps Ahoy]]" and the nut said "It's dark in here." when it was speaking to SpongeBob

'''Nuttacino Machine''' - Makes "Nuttacinos" out of any nut of your choosing. Sandy demonstrates it with the nut SpongeBob communicated with, and with still having the Nut Communicator on, SpongeBob heard it die. Also seen in the episode "Chimps Ahoy".

'''Robot Nutcracker''' - A robot built to crack nuts. However, it can't do so, but it can peel bananas for the chimps.

'''Rocket''' - The complex rocket Sandy built to travel to the Moon in the episode "[[Sandy's Rocket]]". SpongeBob and Patrick went inside it.

'''Submarine''' - The subarmine Sandy shrunk to microscopic size in the episode "[[Squidtastic Voyage]]". It is very high tech.

==Apperances==
# "[[Tea at the Treedome]]"
==Dissapperances==
Sandy usually disapears in Krusty Krab episodes.

==Trivia==
*Sandy's voice actor, Carolyn Lawrence who also voices [[Tina]], also voices Cindy Vortex on the show The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and she and Sandy both practice martial arts. However, Cindy practices tae-kwon-do, while Sandy practices karate.
*The appearance of Sandy's spacesuit changed from the first season to the second:
*The logo on the patch of Sandy's spacesuit varies between three black dots in season one, and an acorn from the second season onwards.
*In season one, Sandy did not have a tail visible through her suit but it is inside hers.
*It is revealed in the episode Patrick SmartPants that Sandy's first name is Sandra and again in Atlantis SquarePantis
*Sandy is described as the only mammal in Bikini Bottom. However, that is not accurate. Pearl Krabs is also a Mammal. Also, Craig Mammalton from the episode Sun Bleached.
*During season 4, Sandy is a scientist but in the episode Tea at the Treedome she would've known a sea creature can't live without water. Most likely, she is not a Zoologist.She was even a scientist in the Season 1 episode Sandy's Rocket.
*She also made fourteen appearances in season one. That is more appearances than any other seasons in the series.
*It is possible that she is a small squirrel do to her size compared to Spongebob and the other main characters.
*Her height differs in some episodes.

==Goofs==
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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3

2009-09-05T01:59:09Z

96.236.24.126: /* Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK! */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Spongebob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurrs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''SpongeBob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to spngebob's mouth) dead.

'''Spongebob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''SpongeBob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table witha heating lamp in front)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the tears again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(Back in the movie, we see SpongeBob and Patrick's tears short circuit the lamp, and the smoke turns on the sprinklers. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Boat Battle===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait in the carriage until the accused is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:''' Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Hasselhoff:''' All hands on deck.

'''Announcer:''' Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:''' (Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:''' My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Return of the nautical neighbors===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' (over microphone) But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock lights up and a laser beam shoots out of it and destroys a fish's helmet.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (More helmets come off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is know squished into the form of a shoe. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

[[Category:Transcript]]
[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]

{{Movie/Dialogue}}
{{Movie}}
{{Slogan}}

What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? (Episode)

2009-08-30T23:17:41Z

96.236.24.126: /* Plot */

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'''"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?"''' is an episode from Season 5.

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] ([[CheeseHead BrownPants]])
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Bubble Poppin' Boys]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Nat]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Mailman]]
*[[Help Wanted Lady]]
*Scottish couple
*Former Mayor of New Kelp City
*Citizens of New Kelp City
*[[Bob]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[New Kelp City]]
*[[Games We Play]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields Cliff]]

===Songs===
*[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]

==Plot==

SpongeBob tumbles out of bed excited to hang out with his friends, but he ends up being nothing but a nuisance. So he decides to pack up and leave Bikini Bottom forever, believing that everyone is starting to dislike him. As he walks away, he takes a nasty drop off a cliff and bonks himself in the head so hard that he loses his memory.

SpongeBob, meanwhile, wanders into New Kelp City, deciding to rename himself is CheeseHead BrownPants. He tries to get a job, but fails to do so because the townspeople dislike his bubble-blowing. He encounters an angry group of gangsters called "The Bubble Popping Boys". They chase him down the streets until SpongeBob reluctantly traps them in a bubble. He is then pictured as a hero by the citizens of New Kelp City, who elect him mayor CheeseHead BrownPants.

Meanwhile, Everyone in Bikini Bottom notices SpongeBob's absence. Patrick, Sandy and Mr. Krabs
feel bad about how they treated SpongeBob and set off their quest for him. Squidward is very glad to be rid of SpongeBob but tags along with them to earn a pretty egg.

After they finally find SpongeBob in the middle of a speech, Sandy and Patrick try to convince him to come back by getting them to remember them, but he does not remember anything, and states that he is late for a meeting. He then gets into his private car, but the driver turns out to be Squidward (who is desperate to get the egg). He drives the group back to the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob refuses to be fry cook. Squidward then trips with his new egg, which lands on SpongeBob's head, causing him to remember everything very clear. As seen on TV, with Perch Perkins as the news reporter, the citizens of New Kelp City are angry at SpongeBob for leaving them, so SpongeBob decides to remain fry cook rather than go back to being mayor. Disappointed that SpongeBob is back, Squidward puts his brain in the trash can.

==Trivia/Goofs==

*The German name for the episode is, "WasBob WoKopf? - SpongeBob verzweifelt gesucht", which means, "WhatBob WherePants? - SpongeBob in Search".
*[[Guest Stars|Ray Liotta]] guest voiced as one of the Bubble Poppin' Boys.
*Who Bob What Pants? is based on the SpongeBob book For the Love of Bubbles.
*Who Bob What Pants? is possibly a parody of a Jackie Chan movie called "Who Am I" because the main character in the movie like SpongeBob has a nasty fall and forgets who he is. It could also be a parody of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?".
*The theme song is changed from "[[Theme Song|SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]]" to "[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]".
*In German this episode aired July 19, 2009, five days after SpongeBob's Birthday.
*This is the third episode where SpongeBob develops amnesia or forgets how to do many things. The first was in [[Pickles]], and the second was in [[Squilliam Returns]].
*This marks the fourth time Sandy cries and sheds tears since [[Ripped Pants]], [[Texas]], and [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] (three times).
*In the scene with Patrick and Sandy at the Krusty Krab telling that SpongeBob is missing, in one shot Sandy's tail is missing.
*When Perch Perkins first got the black eye, it was on his right eye, but later, when he was doing a news report, it is now on his left eye.
*The Mayor of [[New Kelp City]] looks like the [[Mayor Of Bikini Bottom|Mayor of Bikini Bottom]].
*If SpongeBob got complete amnesia, forgetting things, like his friends, their names, his look, and even his own name, how could he remember that he liked to blow bubbles and even how to blow them?
*The population of Bikini Bottom is 538 in this episode, but in [[Patty Hype]], there were more than 46,853 inhabitants.
*Where did Squidward get that hammer to destroy the [[Sponge-Tracker]]?
*At the part where Spongebob and Patrick have the Best Friends tatoo, it randomly says Spring Break under it
*The name "Idiot Boy" maybe a parody of SpongeBob's original name, SpongeBoy.
*The name "Idiot Boy" is said 17 times in this episode.
*The people are waiting for a video game in the store, but when they panic, the store becomes an unknown building.

==Reception==
{{Image|http://www2.pic-upload.de/20.07.09/n5c33xywczp.jpg|SpongeBob in the Streets of New Kelp City}}

''WhoBob WhatPants?'' was viewed by 7.7 million viewers. This ranked the program the number one most viewed entertainment show of the night, and the number two most viewed show in all categories after ESPN Monday Night Football. Despite the high ratings, the episode was reviewed negatively by critics. A ToonZone reviewer said that the episode has one event after another, none of which are that funny. Paul Mavis of DVDTalk.com said that the DVD is a disappointment, with the episode not funny enough to deserve its own release, and the remaining episodes are nothing special either. The quality of the video and the DVD however was reviewed well.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]

{{Season5}}
{{Specials}}
{{Slogan}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 5]]
[[de:Who Bob What Pants? (Episode)]]

What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? (Episode)

2009-08-27T14:48:24Z

96.236.24.126: /* Plot */

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| Airdate: || 13.10.2008
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| Next Episode: ||[[The Two Faces of Squidward]]
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'''"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?"''' is an episode from Season 5.

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] ([[CheeseHead BrownPants]])
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Bubble Poppin' Boys]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Nat]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Mailman]]
*[[Help Wanted Lady]]
*Scottish couple
*Former Mayor of New Kelp City
*Citizens of New Kelp City
*[[Bob]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[New Kelp City]]
*[[Games We Play]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields Cliff]]

===Songs===
*[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]

==Plot==

SpongeBob tumbles out of bed execited to hang out with his friends, but when he ends up being nothing but a nuisance, he decides to pack up and leave Bikini Bottom forever. As he walks away, he takes a nasty drop off a cliff and bonks himself in the head so hard that he loses his memory.

SpongeBob, meanwhile, wanders into New Kelp City, deciding that his name is CheeseHead BrownPants. He then decides to blow bubbles, which angers a group of gangsters called the Bubble Poppin' Boys. They chase him down the streets until SpongeBob reluctantly captures them by trapping them in a bubble. He is then pictured as a hero by the citizens of New Kelp City, who elect him mayor CheeseHead BrownPants.

After Squidward, Patrick, and Sandy finally find SpongeBob in the middle of a speech, Sandy and Patrick try to convince him to come back by getting them to remember them, but he does not remember anything, and states that he is late for a meeting. He then gets into his private car, but the driver turns out to be Squidward (who is desperate to get the egg). He drives the group back to the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob refuses to be fry cook. Squidward then trips with his new egg, which lands on SpongeBob's head, causing him to remember everything very clear. As seen on TV, with Perch Perkins as the news reporter, the citizens of New Kelp City are angry at SpongeBob for leaving them, so SpongeBob decides to remain fry cook rather than go back to being mayor. Disappointed that SpongeBob is back, Squidward puts his brain in the trash can.

==Trivia/Goofs==

*The German name for the episode is, "WasBob WoKopf? - SpongeBob verzweifelt gesucht", which means, "WhatBob WherePants? - SpongeBob in Search".
*[[Guest Stars|Ray Liotta]] guest voiced as one of the Bubble Poppin' Boys.
*Who Bob What Pants? is based on the SpongeBob book For the Love of Bubbles.
*Who Bob What Pants? is possibly a parody of a Jackie Chan movie called "Who Am I" because the main character in the movie like SpongeBob has a nasty fall and forgets who he is. It could also be a parody of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?".
*The theme song is changed from "[[Theme Song|SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]]" to "[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]".
*In German this episode aired July 19, 2009, five days after SpongeBob's Birthday.
*This is the third episode where SpongeBob develops amnesia or forgets how to do many things. The first was in [[Pickles]], and the second was in [[Squilliam Returns]].
*This marks the fourth time Sandy cries and sheds tears since [[Ripped Pants]], [[Texas]], and [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] (three times).
*In the scene with Patrick and Sandy at the Krusty Krab telling that SpongeBob is missing, in one shot Sandy's tail is missing.
*When Perch Perkins first got the black eye, it was on his right eye, but later, when he was doing a news report, it is now on his left eye.
*The Mayor of [[New Kelp City]] looks like the [[Mayor Of Bikini Bottom|Mayor of Bikini Bottom]].
*If SpongeBob got complete amnesia, forgetting things, like his friends, their names, his look, and even his own name, how could he remember that he liked to blow bubbles and even how to blow them?
*The population of Bikini Bottom is 538 in this episode, but in [[Patty Hype]], there were more than 46,853 inhabitants.
*Where did Squidward get that hammer to destroy the [[Sponge-Tracker]]?
*At the part where Spongebob and Patrick have the Best Friends tatoo, it randomly says Spring Break under it
*The name "Idiot Boy" maybe a parody of SpongeBob's original name, SpongeBoy.
*The name "Idiot Boy" is said 17 times in this episode.
*The people are waiting for a video game in the store, but when they panic, the store becomes an unknown building.

==Reception==
{{Image|http://www2.pic-upload.de/20.07.09/n5c33xywczp.jpg|SpongeBob in the Streets of New Kelp City}}

''WhoBob WhatPants?'' was viewed by 7.7 million viewers. This ranked the program the number one most viewed entertainment show of the night, and the number two most viewed show in all categories after ESPN Monday Night Football. Despite the high ratings, the episode was reviewed negatively by critics. A ToonZone reviewer said that the episode has one event after another, none of which are that funny. Paul Mavis of DVDTalk.com said that the DVD is a disappointment, with the episode not funny enough to deserve its own release, and the remaining episodes are nothing special either. The quality of the video and the DVD however was reviewed well.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]

{{Season5}}
{{Specials}}
{{Slogan}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 5]]
[[de:Who Bob What Pants? (Episode)]]

New Digs (Episode)

2009-08-24T18:19:59Z

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| Previous Episode: || [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]]
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| Next Episode: || [[Krabs a la Mode]]
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|}

'''"New Digs"''' is an episode from Season 5

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Father SquarePants]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Anchovy]]
*[[Billy (Teenager)]]
*[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]
*Krusty Krab customers

===Places=== [[Image:Thadaeuszimmer.jpg|thumb|right|SQUIDWARD!!!]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob cannot sleep so he drinks a glass of warm snail milk. SpongeBob wakes up the next day and finds out he'll be late for work. SpongeBob runs as fast as he can so he would not be late. SpongeBob is just seconds away and he’ll be late. SpongeBob made it to the Krusty Krab but he is a minute late. SpongeBob is really worried what Mr. Krabs will do to him. SpongeBob tries to impress Mr. Krabs by showing he is an on time employee. Mr. Krabs then asks what's wrong then SpongeBob confesses. He tells Mr. Krabs he is a minute late and begs Mr. Krabs to forgive him for what he did, to which he tells him to simply clean up the [[Salad Bar]]. Squidward says "if you love it there so much why won't he just live there". SpongeBob has an idea and he decides to live there so he would not be TardyPants ever again. SpongeBob makes the Krusty Krab just like home.

The next day, Mr. Krabs enters the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs asks what SpongeBob is doing and how long he is there. SpongeBob tells Mr. Krabs about living in the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs disagrees. SpongeBob gave Mr. Krabs the money for that month's rent. Mr. Krabs then agrees. SpongeBob made the Krusty Krabs a little bit too homey. SpongeBob moves a lot of things, like: the patties inside his underwear drawer, the freezer is filled with his snow flake collection, the cash in the cash register is in the pickle jar, and the mustard is inside Gary’s shell. SpongeBob makes too many changes and Mr. Krabs can not take it anymore and decides to kick him out.

Squidward thought he finally has time to relax unfortunately SpongeBob is back and annoys him more by playing his drums really loud. Squidward then decides to move into the Krusty Krab.

[[Image:Krosseananas.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Gary]], [[Squidward]] and [[SpongeBob]].]]

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In this episode SpongeBob drinks snail milk but in [[Have You Seen This Snail?]] he drinks seahorse milk.
*SpongeBob can do embroidery and knitting.
*When SpongeBob realizes he is late for work, he runs to work, in one shoe. The other one was gone. When SpongeBob is frantic about telling Mr. Krabs that he was one minute late, there was a spill. SpongeBob then runs to the mess with a mop in hand wearing two shoes.
*When SpongeBob is begging Mr. Krabs for forgiveness, the kitchen window was gone. A second later, it comes back.
*Mr. Krabs went to go into his office, but he could not get in because SpongeBob's bed was in the way. But later on, SpongeBob's parents went inside, they opened the door fine and the bed was still there.
*Father SquarePants actually shows some toughness when he kicks Mr. Krabs out of his office for accidentally opening his curtains, which Mother SquarePants was showering in.
*In the previous episode, Squidward was sent to jail. However, in this episode, he appears. It is unknown whether this episode is 10 years later from the previous episode or just a gag.
*In this episode, SpongeBob moves into the Krusty Krab. This is reversed in [[Banned in Bikini Bottom]], because the Krusty Krab moved into SpongeBob's house.
*In this episode, SpongeBob wears the same pajamas that he wears in the episodes [[Night Light (Episode) | Night Light]] and [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]].
*SpongeBob plays drums in this episode. However, the drums were not seen anywhere in [[SpongeBob's House]].
*How can Patrick has a fur on his back? Starfishes don't grow fur.
*No episode has the same title card music as this one.
*SpongeBob sings the laundry song that is similar to the title card music.
*When SpongeBob had 40 seconds to get to the Krusty Krab, he actually did make it on time because it was not 40 seconds before he was late!
* When Spongebob tells Mr. Krabs he was late, it was one minute after The Krusty Krab opens. Then right after that, it's dark and they start leaving to go home!
*When SpongeBob goes to sleep, it is daytime, but when Squidward and Krabs are walking home, it's nighttime.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: New Digs]]

{{Season5}}

{{Slogan}}

[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 5]]

What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? (Episode)

2009-08-23T22:19:19Z

96.236.24.126: /* Plot */

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'''"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?"''' is an episode from Season 5.

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] ([[CheeseHead BrownPants]])
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Bubble Poppin' Boys]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Nat]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Mailman]]
*[[Help Wanted Lady]]
*Scottish couple
*Former Mayor of New Kelp City
*Citizens of New Kelp City
*[[Bob]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[New Kelp City]]
*[[Games We Play]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields Cliff]]

===Songs===
*[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]

==Plot==

SpongeBob jumps out of bed excited until after he uncomfortably hugs Gary and breaks his shell. SpongeBob tries to go through his normal routine, but he unintentionally annoys his best friends who call him "Idiot Boy"

SpongeBob, meanwhile, wanders into New Kelp City, deciding that his name is CheeseHead BrownPants. He then decides to blow bubbles, which angers a group of gangsters called the Bubble Poppin' Boys. They chase him down the streets until SpongeBob reluctantly captures them by trapping them in a bubble. He is then pictured as a hero by the citizens of New Kelp City, who elect him mayor CheeseHead BrownPants.

After Squidward, Patrick, and Sandy finally find SpongeBob in the middle of a speech, Sandy and Patrick try to convince him to come back by getting them to remember them, but he does not remember anything, and states that he is late for a meeting. He then gets into his private car, but the driver turns out to be Squidward (who is desperate to get the egg). He drives the group back to the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob refuses to be fry cook. Squidward then trips with his new egg, which lands on SpongeBob's head, causing him to remember everything very clear. As seen on TV, with Perch Perkins as the news reporter, the citizens of New Kelp City are angry at SpongeBob for leaving them, so SpongeBob decides to remain fry cook rather than go back to being mayor. Disappointed that SpongeBob is back, Squidward puts his brain in the trash can.

==Trivia/Goofs==

*The German name for the episode is, "WasBob WoKopf? - SpongeBob verzweifelt gesucht", which means, "WhatBob WherePants? - SpongeBob in Search".
*[[Guest Stars|Ray Liotta]] guest voiced as one of the Bubble Poppin' Boys.
*Who Bob What Pants? is based on the SpongeBob book For the Love of Bubbles.
*Who Bob What Pants? is possibly a parody of a Jackie Chan movie called "Who Am I" because the main character in the movie like SpongeBob has a nasty fall and forgets who he is. It could also be a parody of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?".
*The theme song is changed from "[[Theme Song|SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]]" to "[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]".
*In German this episode aired July 19, 2009, five days after SpongeBob's Birthday.
*This is the third episode where SpongeBob develops amnesia or forgets how to do many things. The first was in [[Pickles]], and the second was in [[Squilliam Returns]].
*This marks the fourth time Sandy cries and sheds tears since [[Ripped Pants]], [[Texas]], and [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] (three times).
*In the scene with Patrick and Sandy at the Krusty Krab telling that SpongeBob is missing, in one shot Sandy's tail is missing.
*When Perch Perkins first got the black eye, it was on his right eye, but later, when he was doing a news report, it is now on his left eye.
*The Mayor of [[New Kelp City]] looks like the [[Mayor Of Bikini Bottom|Mayor of Bikini Bottom]].
*If SpongeBob got complete amnesia, forgetting things, like his friends, their names, his look, and even his own name, how could he remember that he liked to blow bubbles and even how to blow them?
*The population of Bikini Bottom is 538 in this episode, but in [[Patty Hype]], there were more than 46,853 inhabitants.
*Where did Squidward get that hammer to destroy the [[Sponge-Tracker]]?
*At the part where Spongebob and Patrick have the Best Friends tatoo, it randomly says Spring Break under it
*The name "Idiot Boy" maybe a parody of SpongeBob's original name, SpongeBoy.
*The name "Idiot Boy" is said 17 times in this episode.
*The people are waiting for a video game in the store, but when they panic, the store becomes an unknown building.

==Reception==
{{Image|http://www2.pic-upload.de/20.07.09/n5c33xywczp.jpg|SpongeBob in the Streets of New Kelp City}}

''WhoBob WhatPants?'' was viewed by 7.7 million viewers. This ranked the program the number one most viewed entertainment show of the night, and the number two most viewed show in all categories after ESPN Monday Night Football. Despite the high ratings, the episode was reviewed negatively by critics. A ToonZone reviewer said that the episode has one event after another, none of which are that funny. Paul Mavis of DVDTalk.com said that the DVD is a disappointment, with the episode not funny enough to deserve its own release, and the remaining episodes are nothing special either. The quality of the video and the DVD however was reviewed well.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]

{{Season5}}
{{Specials}}
{{Slogan}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 5]]
[[de:Who Bob What Pants? (Episode)]]

Sheldon J. Plankton

2009-08-23T18:35:06Z

96.236.24.126: /* Major Plans */

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! colspan="2" | [[Image:SheldonPlankton.jpg|273px]]
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! colspan="2" | Sheldon J. Plankton
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| Born: || November 30, 1942 (age 66)
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| Species: || Copepod
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| Nickname: || Plank, Plankton, Planky, Plank O Chums
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| Adress: || The [[Chum Bucket]], [[Bikini Bottom]], Pacific Ocean
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| Gender: || Male
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Color: || Green
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Eye color: || Red and yellow
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| Weight: || Very light
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| Job(s)|| Chum Bucket's founder, employee, and boss
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| Family: ||
*[[Karen Plankton]] (wife)
*[[Clem]] (cousin)
*[[Plankton's Cousins]] (his cousins, of course)
*[[Planktonamor]] (ancestor)
*[[Dead Eye Plankton]] (ancestor)
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Pet: ||
[[Plankton's Labrador|Labrador]],
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| Friends: || Mrs. Krabs, [[Mr. Krabs]] (when they were babies until they were kids)
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| Rival: || [[Mr. Krabs]] (arch enemy), [[SpongeBob]], [[Squidward]], [[Patrick]], [[Sandy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Interests: || Stealing Mr. Krabs's Formula
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| "Favorite" dish: || Holographic Meatloaf, never eaten a REAL meal
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| Favorite music: || His gramophone's music
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| First appearance: || [[Plankton!]]
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| Next Appearance: || [[Culture Shock]]
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| Portrayer: ||
*[[Doug Lawrence]] - English
*Thomas Petruo - German
*Michel Bedetti - French
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| First love: ||
*Karen, then [[Mama Krabs]]
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| Favorite activity: || To Steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]], Ruling the World (Got carried away with that), Getting Revenge on Mr. Krabs

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'''Sheldon J. Plankton''' is Eugene Krabs's arch enemy. He often goes by just ''Plankton''. He wants to steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]], so that his restaurant, the [[Chum Bucket]] becomes famous and the [[Krusty Krab]] goes down. But in the episode [[Friend or Foe?]] we come to know that Mr. Krabs and Plankton best friends were and because of the formula they became enemies!

Sheldon and Eugene were in the same Kindergarden and same School and also was in a university. 
He lives with his computer W.I.F.E [[Karen Plankton]] and a Labrador in his own restaurant. Sheldon stole Karen from a hospital ([[Friend or Foe?]]) 
According to his analyzer, Sheldon is made up of 1% evil and 99% hot gas.
In Friend or Foe, despite Karen's truth, Plankton really does want the Krabby Patty formula for ruling the world but also Mr. Krabs wants the Krabby Patty formula for making lots and lots of money.

===Personality===
Sheldon is very jealous, but he is sneaky and nearly arrives to steal the mysterious Krabby Patty Formula. He never arrives it because he is too overhasty and impatient, he cannot wait. He thinks he can outgun everyone and doesn't want to believe that he is small. 
Before he was Mr. Krabs's enemy, he was his only friend! Everyone else laughed at him because he is so small and easy to beat him, but because Mr. Krabs was with him he wasn't too angry. But since they are enemies he wants to govern the world and revenge everyone who laugh or laughed at him. 
He often rips SpongeBob off, because he thinks SpongeBob is silly and babyish'; also because SpongeBob happens to know the Krabby Patty's ingredients. (He puts upon SpongeBob in episodes like [[Walking Small]] or [[Plankton!]].) Plankton is the
main antagonist and main villain of the SpongeBob SquarePants TV series. He is also Spongebob's arch nemesis.

===Looks===
Plankton is small and jelly bean shaped. He has one eye that has a red pupil. He has long antenaes. His arms are stubby. And he's a green color.

==Plans==
===Major Plans===
*In the episode "''[[Plankton's Army]]''" we come to know that Sheldon has tried to steal the formula for 25 years!! He calls all his family to him, so that they can help steal the secret formula, but Mr. Krabs fabricates a false formula and Sheldon gets the false one. Plankton and all of his cousins run back to the Chum Bucket.
*In the episode "''[[Plankton!]]''" he uses a mind control device on SpongeBob, but SpongeBob resists a bit and because of SpongeBob's inviting description of the Krabby Patty, Plankton lunges for a Krabby Patty and falls into his analyzer. Plankton becomes trapped inside Karen, and tells Spongebob that he'll settle for some fries. [[Image:Bigplankton.jpg|thumb|right|"Peekaboo, Here Comes MY FOOT!"]]

*In "''[[F.U.N.]]''" SpongeBob teaches Plankton to [[F.U.N. (Song)|have "F.U.N."]] and they become friends. Nevertheless, Plankton rips SpongeBob off, so that he gets the formula. But he slams into solid concrete behind a movie theater screen.

*In "''[[Imitation Krabs]]''" Plankton arrives to get rid of Krabs for a while, so that he can clad him as Mr. Krabs, but Mr. Krabs returns to the Krusty Krab and stops SpongeBob of giving the formula to the false Krabs.

*In [[Bucket Sweet Bucket]], he cons Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick to paint the Chum Bucket to get the formula, but he finds out it's just only Mr. Krabs' to-do list.

*In "''[[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]]''" Mr. Krabs loses SpongeBob in a card-game against Plankton. Now SpongeBob must work in the Chum Bucket. Of course he wants SpongeBob to prepare a Krabby Patty but SpongeBob does not do it. Therefore, Plankton implants SpongeBob's brain in a robot, but it does not make the Krabby Patty either. Plankton returns SpongeBob's brain and is desperate to offload him on Mr. Krabs. So desperate in fact, that he gives Mr. Krabs $50.00.

*In "''[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]''" Plankton steals a Krabby Patty and goes away with a vehicle which looks like an insect, but it is so slow that Mr. Krabs can stop it. "I knew I should have gotten the turbo".

*In "''[[Fear of a Krabby Patty]]''" Plankton learns that the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours. Pretending to a be a customer, Peter Lankton, Plankton orders 10,000 Krabby Patties. After many days of working without sleep or rest, SpongeBob starts hallucinating, and becomes fearful of Krabby Patties. SpongeBob goes to a psychiatrist who is Plankton with false name. Plankton tries to get the formula by hypnosis, but SpongeBob falls asleep in the process, thereby curing him. SpongeBob can begin to work again and Plankton has not gotten the formula.
[[Image:Holographischer Hackbraten.JPG|thumb|right|"Oh, Goody, Holographic Meatloaf Again."]]
*In "''[[Friend or Foe?]]''" Plankton tells Mr. Krabs he has wanted to steal the formula so that they will become friends. During a heartfelt hug, Plankton notices the formula is in Mr. Krabs’s trouser pocket and he takes it. Plankton and Karen want to disappear and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs want to hold them up.

*In the "''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]''" Plankton steals [[King Neptune]]'s crown, and frames Mr. Krabs. While Mr. Krabs is frozen by King Neptune, Plankton successfully steals the secret formula. He begins selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket, and gives away free Chum Bucket Bucket Helmets, which are mind control devices. Unfortunately for Plankton, SpongeBob and Patrick manage to retrieve the crown and bring it back to King Neptune. Spongebob then becomes a wizard and plays the [[Goofy Goober Rock]] song, destroying the mind-controlling helmets with laser beams out of his guitar. The Chum Bucket is again unpopular and the Krusty Krab is again famous. A crowd of Bikini Bottom citizens stomp on Plankton before he can escape and the cops send him to jail for illegal mind-controlling. In this movie it proves he is not very smart because he didn't save a copy of the formula.

*In [[Komputer Overload (Episode)|Komputer Overload]], Plankton builds 3 robots: the T-119A Compumatic, the Noxious Enterprises' Super SPU-31 Liquid-Cooled Mobile Processing Unit, and the Command Module to replace Karen, who had left. He then puts the 3 robots together, making one big robot to get the secret formula. He threatens to SpongeBob, who had been thrown outside by Mr. Krabs, to "tell Krabs that if he doesn't turn over the formula to me, he'll be subjected to utter annihilation at my hands", but SpongeBob doesn't get that, so he puts it simply: "Krabs give me secret formula or I bring big boom boom to the Krusty Krab." SpongeBob doesn't understand that, either. So Plankton attacks the Krusty Krab, declaring "Bring on the boom boom!" However, the extension cord used to power the robot unplugged, making it stop working. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh at Plankton's expense as the robot collapses. Karen comes back to Plankton, but only to get her keyboard. Plankton apologizes and goes back to the Chum Bucket with Karen.

*In [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]], Plankton got trapped in Sandy's air suit and after watching her sloppily eat a Krabby Patty. He later stole her pelt, but then Sandy stopped him and imprisoned him in a jar of mustard.

===Minor Plans===

[[Image:Pshlankton.jpg|thumb|right|"Yo."]]
* In 1979, Plankton asked nicely to Mr. Krabs ''Can I please have the secret formula?'' and Krabs refuses.

* in [[Plankton!]], he gets under the Krabby Patty and tries to get out of the Krusty Krab.

* in [[Imitation Krabs]], he goes under a fish-robot and asks SpongeBob the formula to win $1,000,000.00 (the dollar was fake)

* In [[Sleepy Time]], he was giant and rampaged across Bikini Bottom, and his final target was [[Gary]]. Somehow SpongeBob turned into a nail, so that when Plankton stomped on him, he got a hole in his foot and shrunk.

*In "''[[Culture Shock]]''" Plankton tries to steal a Krabby Patty by conjuring, but he exposes himself with his magic.

==Apperances==

# "[[Plankton!]]"
# "[[Culture Shock]]"
# "[[F.U.N.]]"
# "[[Sleepy Time]]"
# "[[Walking Small]]"
# "[[Imitation Krabs]]"
# "[[Band Geeks]]"
# "[[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]]"
# "[[The Fry Cook Games]]"
# "[[The Algae's Always Greener]]"
# "[[Plankton's Army]]"
# "[[Fear of a Krabby Patty]]"
# "[[Krabs vs. Plankton]]"
# "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]]"
# "[[Enemy In-Law]]"
# "[[New Leaf]]"
# "[[Friend or Foe?]]"
# "[[Spy Buddies]]"
# "[[Krabs a la Mode]]"
# "[[Bucket Sweet Bucket]]"
# "[[Goo Goo Gas]]"
# "[[Atlantis SquarePantis]]"
# "[[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]]"
# "[[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]"
# "[[Krabby Road]]"
# "[[Patty Caper]]"
# "[[Plankton's Regular]]"
# "[[The Krabby Kronicle]]"
# "[[Komputer Overload]]"
# "[[Chum Caverns]]"
# "[[Single Cell Anniversary]]"
# "[[Truth or Square?]]"
# "[[Chum Bucket Supreme]]"
# "[[Neptune's Party]]"
# "[[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]]"
# "[[The Inside Job]]"

==Trivia==
*He never wins. When he thinks that nothing can come between him and the formula, he gets ahead of himself and eventually does not obtain it.
*Curiously, he fights with people who can easily beat him. In the episode [[Plankton's Army]], he is beaten up by a tall, muscular man.
* In the [[Nickelodeon]] dictionary, it says that Plankton's uncle is from Russia and speaks a language called Planktonese.
*He was in love with [[Mama Krabs]] in [[Enemy In-Law]].
*In the episode [[Krabby Road]], he was kicked out by Karen.
*In the episode [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]], Karen buys a Krabby Kids meal for Plankton which includes a Pipsqueak Patty, implying that Plankton has aquired a Krabby Patty, however his objective in the episode was to bring customers to the Chum Bucket.
*In the episode [[Patty Hype]], it is unknown whether one of the 46,853 customers is Plankton.
*It seems that Mr.Krabs and Plankton were born on the same day, month, and year.
*Strange, but true plankton has a telephone in his shower! (See photo titled "'''Yo'''")
*Plankton doesn't need to steal the formula! He just needs to cook a burger and put all the condiments on. But it has to taste as good as a Krabby Patty.
*Mr. Krabs and Plankton were once best friends.(see [[Friend or Foe?]])
*Plankton seems to change size in every episode he appears in (his 5 in. measuring stick say he's 2 in. tall in "Komputer Overload").

==Quotes==
*I went to college!
*Can I have the secret formula? [[Image:Sheldon.JPG|thumb|right|Karen making fun of Sheldon]]
*Are you SpongeBob SquarePants???
*I never thought I'd get this far.
*Why do I always get beaten up by people bigger than me?
*I will destroy all of you!
*Curse You!!!
*Holographic Meatloaf Again... MY FAVORITE!
* Well this stinks!
*Back for more of my delicious chum, I see!
*You will regret this!
*Felicitations malefactors!
*You'll pay for this, Krabs!
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{{Slogan}}

[[de:Sheldon J. Plankton]]
[[Category:Character]]
[[Category:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
[[Category:Villains]]

Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3

2009-08-14T22:54:57Z

96.236.24.126: /* Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK! */

==Dialogue==

===Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter===
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

===Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman===
'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us?
(They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:''' All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!

(Spongebob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)

'''Dennis:''' uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)

===Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter===

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.

'''in unison:'''Thank you, stranger.

(Spongebob looks up)

'''Spongebob:''' uhh... Stranger?

(Scuba diver looks at them)

'''Spongebob:''' It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes
them with him)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

===Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day===

(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?

(Patrick eats the pebbles)

'''Spongebob:'''I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)

===Chapter 29.33:Help!===

'''Spongebob''' Hey, there's some fish folk.

(Camera unblurrs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second.

(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)

'''SpongeBob:''' Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to spngebob's mouth) dead.

'''Spongebob:''' What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)

'''SpongeBob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table witha heating lamp in front)

===Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack===

'''SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''In unison:''' (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(The two dehydrate and die)

(Back in the theater, all of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight)

'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the tears again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

(Back in the movie, we see SpongeBob and Patrick's tears short circuit the lamp, and the smoke turns on the sprinklers. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer)

===Chapter 30:Alive===

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive! Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up)

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)

===Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds===

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea creatures, including [[Mr. Puff]], The spanish band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag.
SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go over the instructions. (Reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' OK. (Points bag at Shell City)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (Pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (He chases after the bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

===Chapter 32:The S.S David===

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there. (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff running towards them)

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (He laughs hearty)

(The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Go, Hasselhoff!

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

===Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival===

(In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control)

'''Bikini Bottom Residents:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in)

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

===Chapter 34:Boat Battle===

(Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''Patrick:''' Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff)

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? (The boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream)

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

===Chapter 35:Stalling===

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive)

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.

===Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle===

(Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared)

'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run.

'''Patrick:''' No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.)

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Dollars)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.

===Chapter 37:End of the stalling===
(Inside the Krusty Krab 2)

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! Out to the carriage until I fry your friends' boss!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.

===Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB===

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:'''Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Announcer:''' All hands on deck. Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...

===Chapter 38.5:No!===

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' (Pulls Antennae) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No-o-o!

'''Plankton:'''(Wide-eyed) Yes!

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:'''My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

===Chapter 39:Return of the nautical neighbors===

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Peopole:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

===Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK!===

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm...

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no freaking way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''People:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. As he plays it, a laser beam shoots out of it and zaps a fish's helmet off.)

'''Fred:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (More helmets come off) My precious helmets!

'''Squidward:''' Huh?

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh!

'''Sandy:''' Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

===Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free===

'''Plankton:''' (He is know squished into the form of a shoe. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching)

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

===Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob===

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Fish:''' Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Cheering)

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play)

===Chapter 43:Back At The Theater===

'''Captain:''' You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? (Episode)

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] ([[CheeseHead BrownPants]])
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Bubble Poppin' Boys]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Nat]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[Mailman]]
*Scottish couple
*Former Mayor of New Kelp City
*Citizens of New Kelp City
*[[Bob]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[New Kelp City]]
*[[Games We Play]]
*[[N.K.C Bank]]
*Cliff

===Songs===
*[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]

==Plot==
{{Image|http://www2.pic-upload.de/20.07.09/jpj6745grrj9.jpg|Games We Play}}

SpongeBob's morning has seemed to go well, until after he hugs Gary so hard that his shell crackles off him. SpongeBob tries to go through his normal routine, but he unintentionally annoys his best friends, who call him "Idiot Boy". He accidentally ruins a birthday cake for Patrick's mom and spills water over Sandy's new invention, disturbs Squidward's good sleep, and slips up at work, getting Mr. Krabs and his money fried. SpongeBob returns home, only to have Gary still mad at him for breaking his shell. So, with everyone mad at him, SpongeBob decides to leave Bikini Bottom forever. As he is leaving, he falls on a cliff and hits his head that knocks him unconcoius.

Back in Bikini Bottom, Patrick and Sandy find a note explaining SpongeBob's absence. Patrick, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs feel bad about how they treated SpongeBob and set out to find him. Squidward is very glad to be rid of SpongeBob, but he reluctantly tags along with Patrick, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs to get a pretty egg.

Spongebob wakes up with the loss of his memory.

When they find SpongeBob, they try to convince him to come back home with him, but SpongeBob doesn't remember them at all. Patrick, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs take him back to Bikini Bottom anyway, thinking that he will remember soon. They all arrive at the Krusty Krab, and Squidward gets the egg he wanted. SpongeBob is about to return to New Kelp City twice, but he gets hit on the head with Squidward's egg. Now, he gets his memory back. SpongeBob still wants to return to New Kelp City, but after hearing the news, he chooses to stay in Bikini Bottom with his friends. Disappointed that SpongeBob is staying forever, Squidward throws his brain in the garbage can.

==Trivia/Goofs==
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*When Sandy clenched her teeth in anger, there was a sound effect of a machine gun reloading.
*The German name for the episode is, "WasBob WoKopf? - SpongeBob verzweifelt gesucht", which means, "WhatBob WhereHead? - SpongeBob in Search".
*[[Guest Stars|Ray Liotta]] guest voiced as one of the Bubble Poppin' Boys.
*Who Bob What Pants? is based on the SpongeBob book For the Love of Bubbles.
*Who Bob What Pants? is possibly a parody of a Jackie Chan movie called "Who Am I" because the main character in the movie like SpongeBob has a nasty fall and forgets who he is. It could also be a parody of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?".
*The theme song is changed from "[[Theme Song|SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]]" to "[[Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song]]".
*In German this episode aired July 19, 2009, five days after SpongeBob's Birthday.
*This is the third episode where SpongeBob develops amnesia or forgets how to do many things. The first was in [[Pickles]], and the second was in [[Squilliam Returns]].
*This marks the fourth time Sandy cries and sheds tears since [[Ripped Pants]], [[Texas]], and [[Pre-Hibernation Week]] (three times).
*In the scene with Patrick and Sandy at the Krusty Krab telling that SpongeBob is missing, in one shot Sandy's tail is missing.
*When Perch Perkins first got the black eye, it was on his right eye, but later, when he was doing a news report, it is now on his left eye.
*The Mayor of [[New Kelp City]] looks like the [[Mayor Of Bikini Bottom|Mayor of Bikini Bottom]].
*If SpongeBob got complete amnesia, forgetting things, like his friends, their names, his look, and even his own name, how could he remember that he liked to blow bubbles and even how to blow them?
*The population of Bikini Bottom is 538 in this episode, but in [[Patty Hype]], there were more than 46,853 inhabitants.
*Where did Squidward get that hammer to destroy the [[Sponge-Tracker]]?
*At the part where Spongebob and Patrick have the Best Friends tatoo, it randomly says Spring Break under it.
*The name "Idiot Boy" maybe a parody of SpongeBob's original name, SpongeBoy.

==Reception==
{{Image|http://www2.pic-upload.de/20.07.09/n5c33xywczp.jpg|SpongeBob in the Streets of New Kelp City}}

''WhoBob WhatPants?'' was viewed by 7.7 million viewers. This ranked the program the number one most viewed entertainment show of the night, and the number two most viewed show in all categories after ESPN Monday Night Football. Despite the high ratings, the episode was reviewed negatively by critics. A ToonZone reviewer said that the episode has one event after another, none of which are that funny. Paul Mavis of DVDTalk.com said that the DVD is a disappointment, with the episode not funny enough to deserve its own release, and the remaining episodes are nothing special either. The quality of the video and the DVD however was reviewed well.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]

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