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French Narrator

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The French Narrator is the narrator who "appears" in every season.

== "Voice Actor" ==
*[[Tom Kenny]] - [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]] series
*[[Michael Brandon]] - [[The Adventures of Plankton]] series

== "Appearances" ==
*[[Help Wanted]]
*[[Ripped Pants]]
*[[Jellyfishing]]
*[[Hall Monitor]]
*[[Jellyfish Jam]]
*[[F.U.N.]]
*[[Scaredy Pants]]
*[[The Smoking Peanut]]
*[[SB-129]]
*[[To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants]]
*[[Can You Spare a Dime?]]
*[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]
*[[Ugh!]]
*[[The Sponge Who Could Fly]]
*[[Friend or Foe?]]
*[[Wet Painters]]
*[[Hooky]]
*[[Driven to Tears]]
*[[Squidtastic Voyage]]
*[[The Pink Purloiner]]
*[[Christmas Who?]]
*[[Pranks a Lot]]
*[[Shanghaied]]
*[[SpongeHenge]]
*[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]]
*[[Bubble Buddy]]
*[[Wormy]]
*[[Chum Bucket Supreme (Episode)|Chum Bucket Supreme]]
*[[Chum Caverns]]
*[[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]
*[[No Hat For Pat]]
*[[Toy Store of Doom]]
*[[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]
*[[One Krab's Trash (Episode)|One Krab's Trash]]
*[[No Free Rides]]

==Trivia==
* In the episode [[No Free Rides]], the fourth wall is broken when SpongeBob bashes his boat into the French Narrator. You can then see half of his body on the ground.
*In the episode [[Can You Spare a Dime?]], apparently they had to hire a new narrator.

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[[de:Jacques Cousteau]]
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Episode Transcript: Your Shoe’s Untied

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Episode Article: [[Your Shoe's Untied (Episode)|Your Shoe's Untied]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Painty]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Ween]]

==Dialogue==
(SpongeBob is happily watching sea-creatures on TV in his armchair in his pineapple) 

'''Gary''': Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Gary! (changes channel to a football game) Uhh, I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary. (knock on door) Come in! (Gets up to meet Patrick at the door) 

'''Patrick:''' Hey SpongeBob, wanna see my new shoes? (shows blue tennis shoes) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wow! Those are great, Patrick! Let's see what they look like on your feet. 

'''Patrick:''' Uhh, wouldn't you rather see them on my hands? (puts shoes on his hands) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ok. (puts white gloves on his feet) And we can wear gloves on our feet... (puts hat on his back) and hats on our
captain's quarters, too! 

'''Patrick:''' Uhh, actually, I have a confession to make. (whispers in his ear) I don't know how to tie my shoelaces. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me? 

'''Patrick:''' Yes. (SpongeBob places one foot on the chair) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Look at this knot. Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow? 

'''Patrick:''' Gosh, probably not. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick, and I'm willing to pass on what I know. Go sit over there and let an old pro show you how to do it. (Patrick sits down on the couch and SpongeBob sets his foot on the couch arm) Pay close attention, Patrick. (unties his laces) Well, you start by taking one lace per hand. (grabs both laces) And then you...ubhh, you gotta...loop the...tuhh... 

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure you know how to do it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, please! Shoe-tying requires peace and quiet! Okay, where was I? 

'''Patrick:''' Your shoes are still untied. (SpongeBob takes his shoe off the couch) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it. 

'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry! (covers his mouth with his shoes) I won't interrupt anymore! 

'''SpongeBob:''' I've got it! The first rule of shoe-tying is always start with your right foot. Now the lesson will officially begin. (sets his right foot on the couch arm and unties his laces. Ties his laces but they come undone. SpongeBob laughs nervously and tries again but the laces untie themselves once more) That's "knot" right. (laughs) Get it? Knot...right? 

'''Patrick:''' No. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, no more fooling around! (tries to tie the laces again) I've got it! (lifts up hands to show them tied in a lot of knots) 

'''Patrick:''' What was that? Are you okay, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, aren't you late for something? 

'''Patrick:''' Oh, poop deck! You're right! We'll have to do this lesson later! Bye SpongeBob! (Hurridly runs out the door) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my shoes. They've been tied as long as I can remember. (flashbacks to being a baby with legs and shoes only) Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep. (when morning arrives, SpongeBob looks at his shoes and they are still untied) No big deal. I'll remember sooner or later. (opens the front door) 'Cause I'm ready! I'm rea... (takes a step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...doy! (continues until Spongebob arrives at the Krusty Krab)

(Patrick, who is eating a Krabby Patty, notices SpongeBob) 

'''Patrick:''' Well hiya, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Oh, no. I can't let Pat see I still haven't tied my shoes. (stands up and puts two holes through the floor with his feet) 

'''Patrick:''' Hey SpongeBob, you're shorter. Have you been dieting? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest. (walks to the kitchen putting a line of holes in the floor with his feet)
Well, I've gotta get to work. (opens kitchen door and plops on the floor, face first) Oh, barnacles, maybe I should just lay here. 

'''Squidward:''' (peeks his head through the order window) Those patties aren't gonna cook themselves, SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' He's right! Got to make... Krabby Patties! (he holds out a spatula and gets up) Laces or no laces! (crawls over to
the grill) I just have to stand in this one spot. (makes a Krabby Patty) Ta-da! (makes 3 more Krabby Patties) Ta-da! A perfect patty. 

'''Squidward:''' Alright, SpongeBob, hand it over. Well? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath. Then imagines his shoe laces as snakes who squeeze him then the hallucination goes away) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Squidward! I've got an idea! How about you come get it? 

'''Squidward:''' Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea! And maybe I should cook the patties, and do the dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple... while you wait in the unemployment line! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No! 

'''Squidward:''' Then bring that patty here now! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Squidward. Here I come. I'm coming over. (scoots his feet across the floor inch by inch) I'm bringing the patty to you. Here comes the patty. No problem. I'm walking...the Krabby Patty...over to Squidward. All right, Squidward! I'm giving you the patty...for the hungry customer. So they can eat it when I give it to you. Which is right...now! (holds out the patty but the scene zooms out to show that SpongeBob never moved) 

'''Squidward:''' Uhh, SpongeBob. I'm over here, now move! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Squidward! (looks down at his feet) Just slowly move your leg. (tries to take a step but trips himself and sends the patty flying through the air at Squidward) D'oh! 

'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! (the patty lands in his mouth) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, Squidward! 

Squidward: (chewing the patty) SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'll just make another. (makes another patty but trips again throwing the patty towards Squidward) 

'''Squidward:''' Sponge... (patty enters his mouth) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold it! (makes another patty and trips again sending the patty into Squidward's mouth again) Let me just... (makes
another patty) D'oh! (he trips again and launches another patty. This continues for a while. Pretty soon, Squid is extremely huge. A group of customers is standing at the register. An old man pokes him) 

'''Customer:''' What's the holdup? (Squidward turns around and burps really loudly) 

'''Squidward''': I think my heart just stopped. (customers complain) It's Sponge... (burps) ...Bob's fault! ('SpongeBob's fault' echoes in SpongeBob's head) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I've failed. My career is over. I'm sorry, spatula. (puts down the spatula and takes his hat off) I'm sorry, hat. (puts it back on) I'm sorry, floor. (hugs a box of patties) I am sorry, Krabby Patties. (lies in a puddle of tears and absorbs it while Mr. Krabs is working on a crossword puzzle) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Let's see, a five-letter word for happiness. Money. (laughs) 
Customer: This is the worst service we've ever had! We're going to the Chum Bucket! (Mr. Krabs opens the bathroom door to see what the problem is) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, wait! Don't go! (his pants are undone) 

'''Customer:''' Oh yeah, we are definitely out of here. (Mr. Krabs runs over to the door) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, wait! Don't go! That's me money walking out the door! What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward? 

'''Squidward:''' It's SpongeBob's fault. (Mr. Krabs gets upset. His eyes turn into steamboat whistles) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, get out here! (peeks out the kitchen door) More. (SpongeBob peeks out a little more) More. (SpongeBob stretches himself partially through the door) All the way, boy! (SpongeBob falls to the ground completely out the door) What be the matter, SpongeBob? I ought to make you walk the plank for this. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, it's just that I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I...I...I...I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes? Yes? Yes? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I...I...I...I...I... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Out with it, boy! What is it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I forgot how to tie my shoes. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (laughs) That's all? 

'''SpongeBob:''' So you'll show me how? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I don't wear shoes. (SpongeBob gasps then runs over to [[Tom]]) 

SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Tom:''' Uhh, fins? (points to his feet. SpongeBob runs to another customer) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Eel:''' Well I would but, sadly, I am only an eel. (wiggles her tail in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob runs to Jellyfish Fields) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Could any of you show me how to tie my laces? (jellyfish sting him. scene cuts to SpongeBob looking under a rock of leeches) Could you, you, you, you, or you show me how to tie a knot? (leaches run off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob looking into a cave) Could you show me how to tie a simple knot? (pair of eyes become multiple eyes and the monster eats SpongeBob. He notices a fisherman skeleton inside its mouth) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (monster spits him out of its blow hole and onto the painting of Painty the Pirate) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Painty:''' Arr, I be just a painting of a head. 

'''SpongeBob:''' '''DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?!!!!!!!!!''' (lightning appears as well as the Flying Dutchman) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Did somebody say knot? 

'''SpongeBob:''' (eyes grow large) I did. 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' So, you wanna tie knots, do ya? Well, do ya? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, please, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir. 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Then you've come to the right flying ghost, kid. You're looking at the first place winner in the fancy
knottin' contest for the last 3,000 years! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! (floats up into the air and into a heart) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' (grabs SpongeBob) You're gonna have to not do that. And stop staring at me with them big old eyes! (SpongeBob's eyes shrink) Now, stand back and watch me be knotty. (laughs and pulls out a rope) Haha! Behold! (rope is in pretzel shape) The pretzel knot! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh. (Flying Dutchman makes the rope into 2 diamonds) 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' The double-diamond knot! (holds the rope, now in the shape of a square, in front of SpongeBob) The square knot! (rope slithers over and squeezes SpongeBob) The constrictor. (Grabs SpongeBob and pulls him apart revealing a knot that looks like intestines) The gut knot! (Flying Dutchman makes a knot in the shape of a pillow) The pillow knot. (turns the knot over where SpongeBob is sleeping. Then he makes the knot into a butterfly) The butterfly knot. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh... 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' Wait! There's more. (SpongeBob takes out a pen and paper and his glasses) The monkey chain! (shows the rope as a chain) The monkey's fist! (shows the rope into a ball) The monkey! (shows the rope as a monkey) 

'''Monkey:''' Ohh, ohh! 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' This one here's a loop knot, otherwise known as the 'poop loop'. (pulls the rope) 

'''Rope:''' Pooooooop! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Those are great, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir! Now can you show me how to tie my shoes? 

'''Flying Dutchman:''' (laughs) I don't know how to tie me shoes. I haven't worn shoes for over 5,000 years! (holds a sock with two
blue stripes up) But sometimes I like to wear this little sock over me ghostly tail. (laughs as he flies off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob crawling into his pineapple) 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Not now, Gary. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not in the mood, Gary. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. Meow. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (crawls into bed) Just leave me and me untied shoes alone, Gary. (Gary roars knocking SpongeBob off the bed and onto the
floor) Okay, Gary. You have my attention. 

'''Gary:''' Meow. (ties SpongeBobs shoes) 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Gary! Well, I'll be. You can tie shoes! (Gary shows hes wearing shoes under his shell) Hoppin' clams! How
did you learn to do that? 

'''Song:''' "[[Loop dee Loop!]]"
Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,
What's that? It's called the loop-dee-loop.

You gotta take a lace in each hand,
You go over and under again,
You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You go over and back, left to right,
Loop-dee-loop and you pull 'em tight,
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,
Lace 'em up and you're ready to go.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool!

==Airdate==
* This Episode Aired on November 2, 2000.

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Carlos Alazraqui

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Carlos Alazraqui Has Done The Voice Of Mr Crocker And Dolores-Day-Crocker in the fairly odd parents. He Also Did The Voice Of Lazlo Clam Chef Mcmuesil And Scoutmaster Wesley and The Voice of Seagull in [[The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water]].
==The Adventures of Plankton episodes==
*[[Mario to the Rescue (Episode)|Mario to the Rescue]] (1990) - Mr. Paul
*[[Plankton Goes Bananas (Episode)|Plankton Goes Bananas]] (1990) - Father
*[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Episode)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] (1990) - Announcer
*[[Play the Game (Episode)|Play the Game]] (1990) - Henry Keller
*[[Pirate Ship (Episode)| Pirate Ship]] (1990) - Jake
*[[Toopy & Binoo (Episode)|Toopy & Binoo]] (1990) - Wayne

Carlos Alazraqui

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[[Image:CarlosAlazraqui.JPG|100px|thumb|right|Carlos Alazraqui]]

Carlos Alazraqui Has Done The Voice Of Mr Crocker And Dolores-Day-Crocker in the fairly odd parents. He Also Did The Voice Of Lazlo Clam Chef Mcmuesil And Scoutmaster Wesley and The Voice of Seagull in [[The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water]].
==The Adventures of Plankton episodes==
*[[Mario to the Rescue (Episode)|Mario to the Rescue]] (1990) - Mr. Paul
*[[Plankton Goes Bananas (Episode)|Plankton Goes Bananas]] (1990) - Father
*[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Episode)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] (1990) - Announcer
*[[Play the Game (Episode)|Play the Game]] (1990) - Henry Keller
*[[Pirate Ship (Episode)| Pirate Ship]] (1990) - Jake
*[[Toopy & Binoo (Episode)|Toopy & Binoo]] (1990) - Wayne

Carlos Alazraqui

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[[Image:CarlosAlazraqui.jpg|100px|thumb|right|Carlos Alazraqui]]

Carlos Alazraqui Has Done The Voice Of Mr Crocker And Dolores-Day-Crocker in the fairly odd parents. He Also Did The Voice Of Lazlo Clam Chef Mcmuesil And Scoutmaster Wesley and The Voice of Seagull in [[The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water]].
==The Adventures of Plankton episodes==
*[[Mario to the Rescue (Episode)|Mario to the Rescue]] (1990) - Mr. Paul
*[[Plankton Goes Bananas (Episode)|Plankton Goes Bananas]] (1990) - Father
*[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Episode)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] (1990) - Announcer
*[[Play the Game (Episode)|Play the Game]] (1990) - Henry Keller
*[[Pirate Ship (Episode)| Pirate Ship]] (1990) - Jake
*[[Toopy & Binoo (Episode)|Toopy & Binoo]] (1990) - Wayne

Pantera

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'''Pantera''' is the band from [[Pre-Hibernation Week]].

Episode Transcript: Pre-Hibernation Week

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Episode Article: [[Pre-Hibernation Week (Episode)|Pre-Hibernation Week]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[wikipedia:Cow|A cow]]
*[[Pantera]]
*Boy on the Drum

==Dialogue==

'''Sandy:''' There we go! (Sandy rakes a pile of leaves in the shape of Texas) SpongeBob, I got all the leaves ra... (steps on piles of leaves still on the ground) SpongeBob, what are all these leaves doing here? You said you were going to rake them! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (peeks his head out of a pile of leaves he is in) I am raking the leaves. 

'''Sandy:''' But they’re still all over the ground! 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can’t rake any faster. (picks up a leaf and starts scraping it with a tiny rake) These are big leaves! (leaf breaks into more pieces) And they keep breaking into more leaves! 

'''Sandy:''' (Sandy pushes him away and rakes them herself) Then go scrape the salt lick or somethin'! We got to get this stuff done before it’s too late! 

'''SpongeBob''': What’s the big rush anyway, Sandy? 

'''Sandy:''' (hanging laundry) I told ya, SpongeBob... (scrubs the birdbath with a toothbrush) I’m hibernating next week. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hibernating? What’s that? 

'''Sandy:''' (painting the fence) It’s when I go to sleep for the whole winter. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I do that? 

'''Sandy:''' (chuckles) No, silly. It’s a mammalian thing. (paints over SpongeBob’s helmet) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is 100% ma-male. 

'''Sandy:''' (cleaning her exercise wheel) Enough chitter-chatter, SpongeBob. We don’t have much time left! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Why, Sandy? When does your... carburation begin? (Sandy jumps down, pulling down a giant calender with a giant x on the 8th) 

'''Sandy:''' In one week! 

'''SpongeBob:''' But Sandy, that only gives us... (counts then gasps) 168 more hours of playtime! 

'''Sandy:''' You’re telling me. And there’s still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Climb. 

'''Sandy:''' We gotta jump off of stuff. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Jump. 

'''Sandy:''' We gotta ride. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ride. 

'''Sandy:''' I don’t wanna go to sleep yet! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait Sandy! (Sandy starts to sob) 

'''Sandy:''' I can’t burn carbs in my sleep! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy? 

'''Sandy:''' What? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, I’m willing to sacrifice any of my time that I haven’t already sold to Mr. Krabs to you. 

'''Sandy:''' Well, I’m glad, SpongeBob, ‘cause for the next seven days, it’s gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands! (holds them up. Cut to the giant sand mountains area. Sandy is riding a giant clam shell smashing through a sign) Yee-ha! (sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She rides past a fish with a backpack on his back. When she goes past him, he drops to the ground and rolls around cause he is on fire. She then rides past a man and a woman. The man turns into a child and the woman is now wearing jogging outfit when Sandy slides past them both. The woman looks at him) 

'''Fish #1:''' Uh... I can explain. (Sandy flips in mid-air, still on fire) 

'''Sandy:''' I’m hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo! (SpongeBob is wearing his green karate head gear and riding down the mountain on his tongue. Cut to two kids, building a sandman) 

'''Girl:''' Maybe, if we sing that song, he’ll come to life. 

'''Billy:''' Ready? 

'''Both:''' (singing) Oh, there once was a sandman... (SpongeBob rides into the sandcman) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Life’s as extreme as you want to make it! (jumps off the mountain) Whoo! 

'''Girl:''' Maybe we didn’t sing it right. (SpongeBob flying toward the ground. When he hits it, two bones are sticking out) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob standing outside Sandy's treedome) Whew, go to the diner? (pulls out his right arm and shows its damages) I’m going to be feeling this tomorrow. (his arm falls to the ground) Ow. 

'''Sandy:''' I got to say, I’m impressed with you, SpongeBob. You’re making this the best pre-hibernation week ever. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I’d better get home before Gary chews up the sofa again. (sighs as he lifts up his left leg and moves it alternately with the other over to his house. Later, it's nighttime and he is finally crawling into bed) Good night, Gary. (falls asleep. Then Sandy pushes a button which launches SpongeBob out of his bed and into a lake. SpongeBob is now a block of ice. Sandy jumps in and becomes a block of ice) 

'''Sandy:''' Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob:''' (shivering) W-what h-happened to s-sleeping? (Sandy pulls down a calendar) 

'''Sandy:''' I’ll be asleep all winter! We only got three days for fun. (swims away) Well hurry now! The giant clams like to feed at this hour! (cut to SpongeBob lifting a bowling ball into a tube. Sandy blows her whistle and SpongeBob runs to the end and picks up a few jacks before the bowling ball hits him on his head. Sandy does the same thing but the bowling ball cracks her helmet) Isn’t this great? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! I've never played extreme jacks before! (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob with giant q-tips) 

'''Sandy:''' Okay, SpongeBob, this one’s going to be fun. We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off. (lifts hers up) On your mark... get set... 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, are you sure we’re supposed to be standing up here? 

'''Sandy:''' Go! (hits SpongeBob off the building. SpongeBob lands on a fire hydrant. Sandy rides up on a two-seated bike) Come on, SpongeBob. We’re goin’ for a tandem ride through the park! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Gee, that sounds safe! I mean, fun. (gets up but leaves a piece of himself on the fire hydrant. He jumps on the bike) Okay, I’m ready! (SpongeBob gasps when he sees them riding out of Bikini Bottom) I thought you said we were riding through the park, Sandy. 

'''Sandy:''' I did, SpongeBob, the industrial park. (they ride into a giant factory) This is where the real action is! (They pedal up a ladder) Come on pedal!! (Sandy pedals on barbed wire) This part gets pretty technical! Yee-haw! Now for the speed course. Hold on! (they ride through a conveyor belt with a giant crunching mouth at the end) I hope we make it. (bike begins to fall to the ground fast. SpongeBob screams) I’m havin’ fun, too. (as they hit the ground, SpongeBob melts into a puddle. Sandy tosses a fishing rod on him) Wake up, slowpoke. (scene scrolls over to show a plane) We’re going fly-fishing. (rimshot) 

SpongeBob: (thinking) This squirrel’s trying to kill me. Any more of these stunts and I’ll be reduced to a puddle! (sees his shoe floating) Wait a minute, I’ve got to talk my way out of this. Sandy, I think I need to tell you something.

'''Sandy:''' What is it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it’s just that I’m feeling sort of... (his mouth melts away from his eyes. He pulls it back up) I just feel like maybe I need to... (his mouth melts away again. Sandy puts her hand over his mouth) 

'''Sandy:''' Hold that thought, SpongeBob! 'Cause it’s time for a down-home favorite! (holds up a piece of hay) Find the hay in the needle stack! (throws it in a giant pile of needles. Cut to inside the needle pile where SpongeBob is covered in needles and still getting poked with them)

'''SpongeBob:''' "OWWCH!" 

'''Sandy:''' Did you find it? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Not yet. 

'''Sandy:''' Well I’m going to look over here. 

'''SpongeBob:''' You do that. (SpongeBob digs a hole underground then emerges) 

'''Sandy:''' Found it, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs away) Come on. Best two out of three. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Got to hide. Got to hide. Home? No. Gary can’t keep a secret. (looks at Patrick's rock) Under a rock! It’s so original. (as he jumps for the rock, his pants get stuck) 

'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob?! (SpongeBob struggles to get free and eventually does but leaves his pants stuck on the plant) SpongeBob? (SpongeBob slides under the rock and watches from underground. Sandy walks up to SpongeBob's pants) Where are you, little square dude? (gasps) SpongeBob’s tie! And all his other little dressins! But... but... he always folds his clothes before running around in the nude! Something terrible must have happened to him! (cut to the Krusty Krab where customers are eating. Sandy swings the doors open) Alright, listen up, y’all! I’m rounding up a search party! SpongeBob’s gone missing! (Squidward smiles at Mr. Krabs) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Man the lifeboats! 

'''Sandy:''' Alpha Team, you search uptown. Gold Team searches downtown. Any questions? 

'''Frank:''' Gold Team rules! 

'''Sandy:''' Now get movin'! (everyone runs out. Cut to Fred putting up a lost poster. Cut to Sandy and a few other fish stills earching) Come on! He could be anywhere in these sulfur fields! (Clay looks in a spout) 

'''Clay:''' Hey, SpongeBob! (a blast of sulfur hits him in the face) Well…,at least I still have my personality. (cut to Sandy and two fish by a cave) 

Sandy: Check in this here moist cave! (Old Man Jenkins, Scooter and Nathaniel walk in shouting for SpongeBob then run out, away from a giant fish monster) 

Sandy: Status Report!

Man: He's not in the poison sea urchin cove.

Sandy: Well, look again!

Vera: He's not in the leech farm!

Sandy: Well, look again!

Squidward: He's not in my thoughts.

'''Sandy:''' Well, THINK again! (cut to Sandy talking into a megaphone) Attention Bikini Bottom, the time has come to double, no, triple our efforts. 

'''Squidward:''' How about a break? We’ve been at it for days! 

'''Debbie:''' Think about the children! 

'''Sandy:''' That’s a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn’t normally reach. 

'''Frank:''' (whispering to Sadie) This is a load of barnacles. 

'''Sandy:''' I heard that!! No one’s going anywhere until we find SpongeBob. 

'''Frank:''' Uh... uh, wait, here he is! (picks up Francis) 

'''Sandy:''' That ain’t SpongeBob! SpongeBob is square! (squeezes Francis into a square) 

'''Francis:''' I’m ready! I’m ready! 

'''Sandy:''' No, you ain’t! (Clay holds a box of [[Kelp-O]]) 

'''Clay:''' I found SquareBob! 

'''Sandy:''' That’s just a cereal box. Besides, he’s yellow. 

'''Charlie:''' (holds up a banana) Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now? 

'''Tina:''' (points up) Oh, look! He’s up in the sky! (Sandy looks up) 

'''Sandy:''' He’s not...huh? (everyone is gone) They must have gone to search some more. (Sandy continues searching for SpongeBob) SpongeBob, where are you? (lifts up a house) You under there? (lifts up another house) Nope. (lifts up another house where the fish from before is at) 

'''Fish #1:'''(wearing suspenders and a propeller cap, has a lollipop and is sitting on a tricycle)Uhh, I can explain. (then to Sandy, cut to Patrick's rock where a lot of eyes are under it) 

'''Fish #9:''' That squirrel’s gone crazy. 

'''Woman:''' But she’ll never look under a rock. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) You said it! Sandy’ll never find us! (everyone's eyes look over to the end of the rock. SpongeBob is thrown out of the rock) Hey wait, you don’t understand. 

'''Squidward:'''(imitates SpongeBob)Oh look, it is I, SpongeBob, out here in the open! (Sandy turns around) 

'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob? 

'''SpongeBob:''' (screams. Bangs on the rock) C’mon, let me back in! You don’t understand! (Sandy hugs SpongeBob) 

'''Sandy:''' Oh, SpongeBob, I was so worried. I thought something terrible happened! (grabs his arm) Come on. There’s just enough time to go atom smashing. (Sandy runs but SpongeBob is not moving) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, wait! 

'''Sandy:''' There’s no time to wait! Hibernation! (pulls on SpongeBob's arm) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you’ve got to make time. This is important! (Sandy lets go of SpongeBob's arm) I am a man. (holds up a razor) Ok Sandy, I...I...I...I...I can’t play with you anymore! (cries) I just can’t take the games. They’re tearing me apart! (rips off his nose and throws it on the ground then holds onto Sandy's legs) There, I said it! Now just promise we can still be friends! Please, Sandy! I...Sandy? (notices Sandy asleep and laughs) I never thought I’d say it, but thank Neptune for hibernation! (laughs then falls asleep like he is hibernating. Pan over to Patrick arriving with a bag of groceries and notices a bunch of eyes under his rock) 

'''Patrick:''' Who are you people?

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Episode Transcript: The Sponge Who Could Fly

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Episode Article: [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Grandpa SquarePants]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Nancy Suzy Fish|Nancy]]

==Dialogue==

(scene opens up in front of Nickelodeon Studios, where a security guard is standing by the gate) 

'''French Narrator:''' Last week, a never-before-seen episode of SpongeBob SquarePants was discovered under a desk at Nickelodeon Studios. (a large crowd of excited people is shown) Now all the world is waiting in fevered anticipation to watch... (the title appears on screen) the SpongeBob SquarePants Lost Episode! (an shot of the town of Encino appears) Now, to present the Lost Episode, from Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate! (inside his house, Patchy is inside the shower, humming; Potty flies up) 

'''Potty:''' Patchy! Patchy! The kids are here. (flushes the toilet) 

'''Patchy:''' WAH!!! (opens the curtain in panic) Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy private time? (looks at the camera) Oh, hello! Dahh! (covers himself with the curtain) What are you all doing here? 

'''Potty:''' They're here to see the lost episode. Brawk! 

'''Patchy:''' But I haven't got the lost episode because I... well, I lost it! (starts to cry) 

'''Children:''' (off-screen) No, Patchy! Please! Don't say that, Patchy! Please! 

'''Patchy:''' But it is! It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about old SpongeBob. (shuts the curtain and cries loudly) 

(screen reads: "Remembering SpongeBob") 

'''French Narrator:''' Remembering SpongeBob. (Flackblack begins) (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen of the Krusty Krab, from "[[As Seen on TV]]"; brings it around town,
from "[[Bubblestand (Episode)|Bubblestand]]"; puts a ketchup pawprint on a Krabby Patty then puts it down on a bun, from "[[The Chaperone (Episode)|The Chaperone]]"; struggles with his long legs, also from "The Chaperone"; separates into two pieces then joins back together, also from "Pizza Delivery"; stands motionless in awe, also from "As Seen on TV"; struggles lifting up a bar with two teddy bears attached, from "[[Help Wanted]]"; skips outside tossing hearts in the air, from "[[Valentine's Day]]"; goes for a blue jellyfish but winds up catching himself in his net, from "[[Tea at the Treedome (Episode)|Tea at the Treedome]]"; surfs backwards with his pants ripped then wipes out, from "[[Ripped Pants]]"; dodges a karate chop from Sandy, from "[[Karate Choppers]]"; smokes a bubble pipe, from "[[Grandma's Kisses]]"; sheds a layer of his skin, from "[[F.U.N.]]"; floats around a boat completely inflated, from "[[Pizza Delivery]]"; sends a message in a bubble, from "[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]"; a muscular version of him chases a jellyfish, from "[[MuscleBob BuffPants]]"; lies in bed next to Squidward, from "[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]"; scrubs the inside of his head, also from "The Chaperone"; clenches onto Mrs. Puff, from "[[Boating School]]"; rocks out, from "[[Band Geeks]]"; plucks his eyebrows, yet again from "The Chaperone"; sucks on a table, from "[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]"; shrinks on the stove, from "[[Nature Pants]]"; does a karate dance, also from "Karate Choppers"; blows the sand of Squidward, from "[[Reef Blower]]"; wiggles around, also from "[[F.U.N.]]"; and lastly, gets shut out by Squidward, from "[[The Paper]]; an audience applauds; Flackblack ends to Patchy, who is sitting on the couch) 

Patchy: I don't believe I lost the Lost Episode. (screws in his peg leg) I never lose anything. 

Potty: What about your leg? 

Patchy: Well, yeah, but... 

Potty: And your eye. 

Patchy: Well, the eye, I... 

Potty: And your hand. 

Patchy: And the h... oh, get out of here you blasted bird! (shoos Potty away) Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where the Lost Episode is. (a screeching car sounds and a brick flies through the window and hits Potty; he mutters gibberish and then falls over) 

Potty: What is it? Brawk! 

Patchy: Hey... it's a map! It's a map to the Lost Episode of SpongeBob I lost! 

Potty: It's a dream come true! 

Patchy: (giggles) We gotta go find it, Potty! (shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps) Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg. (grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg) Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'! (runs down the steps, along with Potty) 

Potty: Brawk! 

Patchy: (an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting) Ten paces past Mrs. Johnson's house. (walks past the woman's house) 

Mrs. Johnson: Would you boys like some cookies? 

Patchy: Put 'em in a doggie bag, Mrs. Johnson. Can't right now, we're on a treasure hunt. (continues walking) 

Mrs. Johnson: Okay, don't catch a cold. 

Patchy: Walk five fathoms past Don's Import Store and Delicatessen. (looks up at a store by that name; walks next to a tree) Half a league to the forked tree. (looks up at a tree with plastic forks growing on it) Oh! (stands somewhere else, looking at the map) Now all that's left is... Huh?! The seven trials of monkey lagoon?! (lowers the map and sees a playground full of children) Merciful Neptune. Only for SpongeBob. Only for SpongeBob!!! (runs into the playground; rides back and forth on a small green horse) AHHHHH!!! Whoa!!! (goes up and down on a see-saw) Whoa!!! Whoa! (slides down a slide with his hands up) YAHHHHH!!! (hits the ground) Ow! (gets spun around on a merry-go-round) AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! (slowly climbs on the monkey bars while a little kid punches him in the back) Ahh... Ahh... Ah! (inside a giant climbing thing while a group of kids laugh at him) AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! (gets pushed on the swing by a little girl) AHHHHH!!! DAHHH!!! (the swing he was on returns with only a hook attached to it; the little girl stares at it, confused; cuts to Patchy digging in the sand) We made it! We survived the trials! Oh, I'm really gonna dig this lost episode! (laughs) Dig it, get it? (laughs some more) 

Potty: (covered in sand) You stink! 

Patchy: And I just got out of the shower. (laughs again; sticks his shovel in the ground and hits something) Hey Potty, I think I hit something. (camera zooms out; a large treasure chest sits in the sand) Clever... bury your treasure above the surface. 

Potty: Brawk! 

Patchy: (opens the chest; a golden glow shines from it) This is it! (a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a tape; Patchy takes it; the man cups his hands) I don't know what it means either. (slams the top of the chest on the man) But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'. (runs off, jumping around and shouting excitedly again; runs into his house, still excited, and holds the tape up) Yeah!!! Popcorn. (slams a bag of popcorn down on the table) Soda. (puts a cup of soda on the table) Pickled garlic! (puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things; runs and sits down) Potty, hit the remote! 

Potty: (drops an egg that hits the remote) Brawk! (the VCR turns on) 

Patchy: (grabs the popcorn) This is gonna be great! (a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen) I can't believe it. More SpongeBob! (starts eating the popcorn; the countdown makes it's way down to five) This so exciting! (laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere; the countdown ends) Here it comes!

Potty: Brawk! Pipe down! 

("Walk Cycles" begins on the TV screen; SpongeBob is walking down the road while techno music plays in the background; his body squishes up, then returns to normal; then, his body extends and his arms flail around; he returns to normal, then squishes up three times, shrinking smaller and smaller, in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; once again, squishes up smaller and smaller in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; starts running frantically while sweating and looking left to right; extends his body, this time with his tongue sticking out and flailing around; begins frantically running again; his limbs and body separate and his eyes pop out of his head; begins walking normally again; "Walk Cycles" ends; a beeping noise comes from the TV; Patchy stares blankly for a moment) 

Patchy: That's it? That's the Lost Episode? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles! 

Potty: What a rip! 

Patchy: Grrrrr... (his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears) SpongeBob betrayed us?! (runs over to a wall of framed SpongeBob pictures; begins tearing them off the wall) I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fan club in the first place! (enters his SpongeBob-merchandise-filled room and starts throwing things everywhere) I'm gonna get rid of all my SpongeBob stuff! All of it! All of it! (rips his SpongeBob boxers out of his pants) All of it! (runs to the door) I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away! (runs out the door crying) 

Potty: Sheesh, what a hothead! 

Announcer: (on TV, another countdown has started at twenty-three seconds with the words "SpongeBob SquarePants Episode 118 The Real Lost Episode") And now, the real Lost Episode! 

Potty: Brawk! Patchy, come back! There's more! 

Patchy: (opens the door) Really? (shuts the door, then reenters again, quickly reversing what he did earlier; sits back down) Hooray! Let's watch! 

'''The Sponge Who Could Fly''' 
Storyboard Directions: Paul Tibbitt, Kent Osborne 
Walk Cycle Director: Mark O'Hare
Storyboard Artists: Carson Kugler, Caleb Meurer, William Reiss 
Written by: Paul Tibbitt, Kent Osborne, Merriwether Williams 
Animation Directors: Andrew Overtoon, Tom Yasumi 
Creative Director: Derek Drymom 
(Opens up in the Jellying Fields) 
French Narrator: Here we see the proud jellyfish hunter. (SpongeBob stands completely still at the top of a hill, holding his net) He stands motionless to lure the jellyfish into a false sense of security. (a jellyfish swims right be him) And when his prey ventures to close, he springs
into action. 

SpongeBob: (puts on his safety glasses; turns into a spring and bounces after the jellyfish; stops in midair and looks down) Huh? (stretches out and starts falling downward, now in normal form) AHHHHHHHHH!!!! (hits the ground) Ooh! (separates into seven smaller SpongeBob’s, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside; wipes the sweat off his forehead) Phew! I salute you, oh majestic jellyfish. (salutes a jellyfish that buzzes over his head) Your command of the sky is unmatched. Floating just out of the reach of my net, but near enough that I can see your untamed beauty. (a jellyfish floats up and down above SpongeBob’s palm; music begins to play as a microphone lowers in front of him; he clears his throat)

Music: "[[I Wish, I Could Fly]]"

If only I could join you there in the air
Floating free without a care
I wish I could fly
And see things with a different eye

(SpongeBob’s two eyes combine into one big eye; the camera zooms into it and his pupil becomes him flying through the sky)

I would fly so very high and touch the sky

(flies through a crowd)

And never have to ask why it is that I can't fly

(the blue sky backdrop turn back into Jellyfish Fields, and SpongeBob falls to the ground; he gets up) 

SpongeBob: Wait a minute, I'm forgetting the words of Grandpa SquarePants. (a thought cloud appears above SpongeBob’s head; SpongeBob’s grandfather is inside of it)

Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly, we'd have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs. (the cloud disappears) 

SpongeBob: (snaps) I'm gonna follow his advice, by gum. I'll invent a flying machine! (cuts to SpongeBob working on building a plane outside of a barn; Patrick walks up to him) 

Patrick: What's that contraption, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: That, Patrick, is a flying machine. 

Patrick: (laughs) 

SpongeBob: What's so funny? 

Patrick: Well, it's like my grandpa used to say. (a thought cloud appears over his head; Grandpa SquarePants is inside it again)

Grandpa SquarePants: If we were meant to fly, uh... hey, I'm not your grandfather! (pokes Patrick in the head with his cane; the thought cloud disappears) 

SpongeBob: Well, here I go, Patrick! (runs to the front) I'm off to fly with the jellyfish! Ignition, check! (spins the propeller around) Landing gear... (kicks the tire) check! Complimentary peanuts... (holds up a bag of peanuts) check-a-roo. (hops into the cockpit, now with a hat and glasses on) Ready for takeoff! (pushes a handle forward; the plane starts up, then comes to pieces; the propeller spins through the air and slices through a grain silo next to the farm; sand pours out of it and covers him and Patrick) 

Patrick: You cut a hole in Farmer Jenkins' grain silo! 

SpongeBob: Don't remind me. 

Jenkins: (runs up) I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! Now git! (Patrick and SpongeBob run away) 

Patrick: We better do what he says. He knows how to grow food! (cuts to Patrick standing in front of his rock, looking dumb; SpongeBob runs up with blueprints in his hand) 

SpongeBob: Well, it took me all night, but here they are. The new blueprints! I wasn't even close with that last one. Propellers, rudders... (blows raspberries; cuts to him standing on the top of a cliff in a rubbery bat costume) This one's gonna fly! (stretches out the wings; the camera focuses on SpongeBob’s butt, which is sticking out more than ever) I can feel it. Ready, Patrick? 

Patrick: (at the bottom of the cliff) Ready! 

SpongeBob: (jumps and starts flapping his wings; starts gasping) It's working, Patrick! I'm flying! I'm... (ceases to fly) falling!!! (hits the ground) Ooh! (Patrick runs over and sprays him with a fire extinguisher; cuts to SpongeBob, holding a clipboard, and Patrick, walking) 

SpongeBob: This is it, Patrick. The physics are all here. This time, I'm gonna fly!, Be hold (walks up to a lawn chair with two balloons attached to it and a brick sitting on it) 

Patrick: Oh boy, a birthday party! 

SpongeBob: (laughs) No, Patrick. This is the SquarePants Flyer Mark Three. (goes over and picks up the brick) All you do is remove the brick, or ballast, and... (turns around and realizes that his invention is no longer there) Huh? (looks up and sees it flying away) Well, back to the drawing board. 

Patrick: Can we have the cake now? (singing) Happy, happy birthday to you! (cuts to SpongeBob, attached to a red kite, which is attached to a bicycle that Patrick is on) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, get ready to say "Eureka!" 

Patrick: Okay! 

SpongeBob: Go!!! (Patrick starts pedaling; SpongeBob lifts up off the bucket he is standing on and flies through the air) It's working! I'm flying! (flies past three fish on the side of the road) 

Cap Fish: Hey! Look at that guy tied to a kite! 

Fred: Why's he doing that? 

Nancy: Oh my goodness... 

Fred: Why's he doing that? 

Cap Fish: He'll fall and break his... 

Nancy: Can you see from up there? 

SpongeBob: Do not be afraid, earthbound people. I am not a flying monster, I am just one of you. (suddenly, the kite snaps on him and falls out of the sky) Doh! (Patrick keeps pedaling as SpongeBob repeatedly hits the ground behind him) Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! (the three fish crack up; cuts to the Barg'n-Mart; SpongeBob is standing at the cash register in front of Vendor; he puts the shredded kite on the counter) Excuse me, sir, but I would like to return this kite. 

Vendor: Hey... I know you. Yeah, from today's paper! (holds up a newspaper with a picture of SpongeBob on the front page and the headline "Local Nutcase Tries to Fly") 

SpongeBob: "Local nutcase tries to fly"?! I'm a nutcase because I follow my dreams? Well, they laughed at the guy who invented light bulbs too! 

Vendor: No they didn't. 

SpongeBob: (raises his fist) You'll see. (walks outside, and past Monroe and his mother) 

Monroe: Look mom, it's the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom. 

Mother: Wow! I wonder why he's still using his legs. 

Monroe: Come on, Bird Man. Flap your wings and fly! (makes flapping motions; he and his mother laugh cruelly; SpongeBob walks away, only to encounter many other fish) 

Cap Fish: Hey, Bird Man, going to check on your eggs? 

Nancy: Maybe he's looking for a statue to '''poop''' on. 

Fred: (steps in front of SpongeBob and starts flapping his arms and making chicken noises; a crowd of fish around him laughs) 

SpongeBob: Go on and laugh, but it is a sad day in Bikini Bottom when a guy is ridiculed for having dreams! (two fish holding babies stand to the side of him) 

Mother #2: You think you're the only one with unfulfilled dreams?

Stubble Fish: I was supposed to be a concert pianist... until I realized I didn't have any fingers. (looks at his hands)

Fish: We all had dreams. 

Nancy: What makes you so special? (the crowd of fish turns into an angry mob, along with pitchfork and torches) 

Mob: Let's get him! 

SpongeBob: (the mob chases him; he starts panting, then stops) Huh? (camera zooms out to reveal SpongeBob just stepped off the edge of a cliff) AHHHHH!!! 

Fish: Good riddance, dreamer! 

SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!! (lands in a Mud Removal truck) Ooh! (the truck makes a sharp turn and SpongeBob falls out, covered in mud; while falling) Well, it can't get any worse. Doh! (lands in a Feather Delivery truck; sticks his head up, which is now covered with feathers) I guess I spoke too soon. (the scene freezes)

French Narrator: Will SpongeBob be able to fly? Stay tuned. (fade to black. Cut to SpongeBob, with a towel wrapped around his body and the top of his head, looking out the window at the jellyfish flying by)

SpongeBob: There they go again, Gary. (sighs) I suppose I'll never join them in the sky. I'll be stuck on the ground, sentenced to a flightless life. (takes off his towel, under which is his underwear, and tosses it away) Oh well. I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true. (grabs his pants and puts them on) Back to reality. (walks over to the sink; Gary follows) 

Gary: Meow. 

SpongeBob: No, Gary, my dreams are silly. (takes the towel off of his head; grabs a comb and blow-dryer and starts brushing and drying his spongy hair; the phone rings; he sticks the blow-dryer partially in his pants and answers the phone) Hello? No, this isn't the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom. What? (the blow-dryer starts to inflate his pants) No, I certainly do not live in a birdcage. Who is this? Joe Momma? Well, listen up, Joe. (Gary retreats inside his shell) I hate to break it to you, but flying is impossible. (floats upward and hits the ceiling) I have to go now. My head just hit the ceiling. Huh? Hey! Look, Gary! (pulls the blow-dryer out of his pants) I... I think I'm flying! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! (the top half of his pineapple opens up and he flies out of it) 

Monroe: (points) Mom, look! It's the flying guy! 

Mother: Wow, I guess he wasn't a lunatic after all. 
(flying over the town)

Music: "[[He's Flying]]"

I'm flying! I'm flying!

(Cap Fish pops up)

He's flying!

(a guy pops out the window)

He's Flying!

(the old woman fish pops up)

He's really, really flying!

(Nancy opens her door; Tom pops out of the sewer, moving his fingers in rhythm)

They laughed, they scoffed, before I had liftoff.

(the Old Woman Fish stands next to a blue fish with balloons; an aqua fish stands next to another older fish; a business fish and Vendor pass by)

But now he's flying.

(SpongeBob passes over them.

He's flying high in the sky.

(Johnson drives by in a boat; another fish drives behind them; a couple other fish enter the scene) 

I'd love to hang around to say I told you so.

(takes off)

But it's off to Jellyfish Fields I go! 

(passes by a sign pointing in the direction of the Fields, making it bobble) 

Roads and streets are not for me. 
(passes over an intersection with a stoplight)

Mrs. Puff: Help! Please help! My snail is up a tree. I've had her since I was a little girl.

(takes a deep breath)

But now it looks like the end of her world.

(the tree branch holding the snail snaps off)

NO!!!!!!

(catches the snail)

Gotcha!

(laughs; hands the snail to Mrs. Puff)

SpongeBob: Next time, try the elevator.

(flies off)

Mrs. Puff: Thank you, Bird Man! 

(flies upward in a circle, leaving a swirling rainbow path behind him; flies up to a plane, in which Fred is sitting, among others) 

I have never felt so free!

(Fred looks out the window at SpongeBob in bewilderment)

High in the sky is the place for me.

(flies away; Fred pulls down an oxygen mask and starts breathing heavily)

Helping friends from up above.

(SpongeBob flies onward some more, still leaving a rainbow path behind him; sprinkles drop down over a group of children; Monroe sticks his tongue out and catches one, then makes a face in disgust)

These are the things that I love!

(picks up a dime off the ceiling of a building and drops it in Mr. Krabs's hand)

I'll help Mr. Krabs reclaim his dime.

Mr. Krabs; I'm rich!

(Patrick stares in awe at a mime doing his shtick; SpongeBob swoops down and lifts him into the air)

And I'll save Patrick from this mime!

Patrick: Thanks, buddy!

(flies over to a kelp bush)

Even Plankton needs some help,
when he gets tangled in the
ke-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-elllllllp!

(inside the bush, Plankton is struggling to untangle himself from a piece of kelp; SpongeBob lifts him up)

Plankton: Please put me down!

("He's Flying" ends; cuts to the Bikini Bottom News, where A Realistic Fish Head is reporting) 

Fish Head: All of Bikini Bottom is abuzz over the identity of a mysterious flying man who helps people. (cuts to Tom, wearing a bad hairpiece) 

Tom: He found my hair piece! (cuts to a little boy fish) 

Boy: He helps people... and he flies... and he helps people. 

Fish Head: (back at the desk) Who knows what superhero act of courage he'll astound us with next? 
(cuts to a foggy night at Goo Lagoon; the lighthouse is shining its light around, when suddenly, it goes out; Johnson and an old fish run up) 

Johnson: Oh no! The light in the Goo Lagoon lighthouse went out, and Sailor Jenkins is headed for the coastline! 

Jenkins: (drives through the fog in a boat on the lagoon) I'm glad I gave up farming! 

SpongeBob: (flies down) I'm coming! (takes out the old light bulb and reaches behind his back to get a new one; screws it in and flips the switch; it turns on and Sailor Jenkins turns back around; a crowd of people run up, cheering) 

Johnson: Thanks, mysterious flying man! 

Jenkins: (slams into a large rock in the middle of the lagoon; starts to sink) I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! 

SpongeBob: (walking away, with his pants deflated, brushing his hands off) That's enough good deeds for one day. I've got a date with a flock of jellyfish. 

Mr. Krabs: (runs up) SpongeBob! Son! I need you and your magical pants! 

SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, I invented these pants so I could fly with the jellyfish! If I keep doing favors for people I'll never make my dreams a reality. (starts to walk away) 

Mr. Krabs: But SpongeBob, it's an emergency! 

SpongeBob: (stops; inflates his pants) Let's roll! (flying through the sky with Mr. Krabs in his arms) Where to, Mr. K? 

Mr. Krabs: Uh... my garage. 

SpongeBob: You've got it! (lands next to Mr. Krabs' garage) What's the emergency, Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: Are you sure you're up for it, boy? 

SpongeBob: I think my pants can handle it. 

Mr. Krabs: I need you... 

SpongeBob: (anxiously) Yes? 

Mr. Krabs: To clean... 

SpongeBob: Clean up crime? 

Mr. Krabs: My garage. 

SpongeBob: (his pants deflate) That's your emergency? 

Mr. Krabs: But SpongeBob, everyone knows it's easier to clean a garage when you can fly! 

SpongeBob: (crosses his arms) All right, Mr. Krabs. I'll clean your garage. But after this, no more favors! (inflates his pants again; later, he
flies out of the garage, finished with the job) All done, Mr. Krabs. 

Mr. Krabs: (sunbathing) And the recyclables? 

SpongeBob: Aw, shrimp. (turns around and reenters the garage; even later, he flies away) Finally! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! 

Patrick: (off-screen) SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: Patrick's in trouble. 

Patrick: (lying on his back in the street) SpongeBob! SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: (flies down to him) What is it, buddy? 

Patrick: Will you scratch my tummy? (SpongeBob gets annoyed but does it anyway) Ah... 
(a montage begins) 

Larry: Help me pick out a tie? (holds out three different colored ties; SpongeBob picks one) 

Squidward: Clean my bathtub? (SpongeBob unwillingly obeys) 

Mrs. Puff: Balance my checkbook? (SpongeBob scribbles in her checkbook) 

Plankton: Help spread the word of evil? (SpongeBob hands out newspapers with the headline "EVIL" on them) 

Hat Fish: Untangle my phone chords? 

Cap Fish: Do my geometry? 

Nancy: Talk to my plants! 

Gray Fish: Rub my scalp? (SpongeBob rubs the man's scalp) Mmm... oh yeah! 

SpongeBob: (stops and starts flailing his arms) Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be at Jellyfish Fields right now. But instead, I'm rubbing your scalp. And I don't even know who you are. 

Gray Fish: But, we went to elementary school together. 

SpongeBob: Dennis? (starts rubbing his scalp again) 

Dennis: Mmm... oh yeah! 
(cuts to a crowd of fish searching for SpongeBob) 

Cap Fish: SpongeBob! 

Monroe: Hey SpongeBob! 

Fred: SpongeBob! 

SpongeBob: (hiding behind a rock) If I don't give these feverish favor-seekers the slip, I'll never get to fly with the jellyfish. (quietly flies away) 

Monroe: Hey! There he is! 

SpongeBob: (flies faster) 

Monroe: He's getting away! 

Light Purple Fish: No! He owes us favors! 

Monroe: Get him!!! (the angry crowd chases after him, into Downtown Bikini Bottom; while SpongeBob flies past the buildings in a straight line,
the crowd runs up and down each building; they stop at a cliff, before Jellyfish Fields; SpongeBob keeps flying) 

SpongeBob: I'm almost at Jellyfish Fields. I'm gonna make it! 

Johnson: He's headed for Jellyfish Fields! We'll catch him now! 

Jenkins: (off-screen) I'll take care of this! 

Crowd: It's Cannonball Jenkins!!! 

Jenkins: (inside a lit cannon, wearing a red helmet and suit; launches out of the cannon and toward SpongeBob; he collides with him, and
SpongeBob’s inflatable pants explode; the two hurtle toward the ground; SpongeBob falls even further as Cannonball Jenkins opens up a red parachute) I told you nothing good would come from city folk and their flying machines! (the crowd watches as SpongeBob crashes to the ground; they walk over) 

Fred: What have we done? (starts to cry) Come on, everybody! I think a proper burial is in order. (picks up the pants) A pair of pants like these come around... once in a lifetime. (the crowd leaves; SpongeBob, now in his underwear, regains consciousness) 
SpongeBob: Well, it was fun while it lasted. (walks up to Jellyfish Fields, then walks away) I guess I'm not meant to fly after all. (sighs; starts to raise up in the air; a group of jellyfish are below him, carrying him up) Huh? Hey! My jellyfish friends are helping me fly! Without pants! I guess it just goes to show... 
(the jellyfish carry him back to Bikini Bottom; singing)

Music: "[[All You Need is Friends to Fly]]"

You don't need a plane to fly,

(Johnson looks out the window at him)

Plastic wings may make you cry,

(a flock of scallops fly by)

Kites are made for windy days,

Lawn chair with balloons... fly away.....

(the crowd of fish bury SpongeBob’s pants as the mourn over them)

Inflatable pants... you may as well skiiiiip......

(arrives at his home; the jellyfish put him back on the ground)

If you want to fly, all you need... is friendship.
Yeah.

(the jellyfish buzz away; waves) 

SpongeBob: Goodbye, jellies! You taught me a valuable lesson. Although I'm not quite sure what it was. 

Patrick: (walks up) Hey! Let's fly down to the pizza house for a slice. 

SpongeBob: No more flying for me, Patrick. I'll leave that to the jellyfish. (opens his door) 

Patrick: Suit yourself. (lifts up his arm and flies away) 

SpongeBob: (turns back around) Did Patrick just...? (laughs) Nah! (enters his house again, but opens the door one last time, just to make sure; cuts back to Patchy's house) 

Patchy: Wow! Wasn't that great, kids? 

Potty: Let's watch it again. 

Patchy: (chuckles) That's a great idea, Potty. (looks on the table) Where's the remote? (continues searching) Where's the remote? (stands up) Oh,
I lost the remote! They should make those things... (a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on the head) Eh... (falls to the floor) 

Potty: Brawk! 

Patchy: (stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote) My remote! (goes to the window) Thanks, stranger! 

Mrs. Johnson: (outside, in a wheelchair) Don't mention it, Patchy! (flames shoot of the back of her wheelchair and she peels off, leaving a skid
mark behind)

Patchy: Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind? (presses a button; a juggling clown appears on TV) No, that's not it. (presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV) Doh! Wrong again. (keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a football game, then the giraffe from Krusty Krab Training Video, then the anemone from Your Shoe's Untied then a Tyrannosaurus Rex battling a Triceratops; Potty flies over) 

Potty: Brawk! Let me do it! 

Patchy: No, get away! (the lights go out) That's the light switch! (the light turns back on; Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch) 

Potty: Brawk! That's the mariachi band button! 

Patchy: Grrrrr... I hate technology!!! (continues pressing buttons on the remote) Rewind... darn you! (suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape)
 

Potty: Brawk! Failure ahoy! 

Patchy: No! (tries to stop the tape from spewing out) Dah! DAH! Oh, blasted infernal machine! (gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling)
Oh no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever! 

Potty: Brawk! Lost forever! 

French Narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess the lost episode will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, SpongeBob will live on in our hearts and in our minds. (a SpongeBob constellation appears over Patchy's house) Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost.

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Episode Transcript: Shanghaied

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Episode Article: [[Shanghaied (Episode)|Shanghaied]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]
*[[Billy]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]

==Dialogue==

(pan over live-action houses)

Narrator: And now, it's time for Patchy's Pick. (The name "Patchy's Pick" appears. The exterior of Patchy's house is shown) Hosted by: SpongeBob's number one fan, Patchy the Pirate!

Patchy: Ahoy, fanofanatics! Welcome to Patchy's Pick! I got a little treat for you. We're gonna see me favorite movie Shanghaied! Ta-ta-ta!

(Cuts to Potty, a puppet bird)

Potty: Boring!

Patchy: Well, If it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hi to the nice people!

Potty: Squawk! I'm being held here against my will! Help!

Patchy: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... Oh, Potty come back! Potty? Potty? Were'd you go? Potty, are you in here, buddy? Potty? Potty?

[Then the screen reveals that Patchy is in a cannon that is pointing outside the window]

Potty: [laughs and squawking] Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.

Patchy: Get me out of here, you scurvy bird! [The cannon blasts Patchy out and Patchy screams; he lands in a neighboring house which sinks like a boat. Patchy returns, still smoking from the cannon blast] Well, roll the cartoon!

===The story===

SpongeBob: (eating [[Kelp-O]] cereal) Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! (checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: Holy Shrimp! (runs out to Squidward) Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! (Squidward pokes his head through his window) Squidward! The sky had a baby! 

Squidward: That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! (Patrick comes over) 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a baby!

SpongeBob: I know! What do you think we should name it? 

Patrick: How about.... 

Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! (anchor crashes into Squidward’s
house) Now look what you've done! 

SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward. Our hands are clean! (SpongeBob & Patrick show their spotless hands) 

Patrick: Clean.... 

Squidward: (on top of his house) Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing. 

SpongeBob: Wouldn't that be the top? (Squidward starts to climb rope) 

SpongeBob: Squid, wait! Wait! 

Patrick: Squidward! (SpongeBob & Patrick start climbing rope also) 

Narrator: A few inches later... 

SpongeBob: (points up) Ship! 

Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world? 

SpongeBob: No, look, a giant ship! 

Squidward: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind. 

SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it. 

Squidward: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right
place. 

SpongeBob: Squid, wait! (all 3 reach the top) 

Squidward: All right, who owns this crate? (notices a door that says "owner" and begins to knock on it) Come on out! I
wanna file a complaint! (SpongeBob looks around the ship) 

SpongeBob: Doesn't this place seem familiar? 

Patrick: I don't know. Why? 

SpongeBob: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell? (Squidward rings the doorbell) 

Patrick: Yes! 

SpongeBob: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name. (SpongeBob walks by a barrel that says "property of
the flying Dutchman") 

Flying Dutchman: Rawr!! 

SpongeBob: No, no, it's not "rawr!" 

Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman! 

SpongeBob: That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron! 

Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair? 

SpongeBob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. (Flying Dutchman gives an evil look to Squidward) 

Squidward: I....no, I don't. 

SpongeBob: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all? 

Squidward: I never said that. 

Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother. 

SpongeBob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship.

Flying Dutchman: (shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward) 

Squidward: Ahh! Ow. 

Flying Dutchman: (looks over to SpongeBob & Patrick) You're next! 

SpongeBob and Patrick: (jumps off the ship) That was a close one! (land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! 

SpongeBob: (jumps off the ship) That was a closer one! (land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! (SpongeBob & Patrick jump off the ship) 

Squidward: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's.... (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward while SpongeBob & Patrick land back on the ship) 

Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again? 

Patrick: Probably. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now? 

Patrick: Uhh... 

Squidward: (covers Patrick's mouth with tentacle) No, no, they're not. Whew. (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: Now listen. (takes out a "Ghost Rule Book") Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited
or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! (closes rule book) And, uhh (opens rule book), ever.
(closes rule book) 

Squidward: Will we be getting business cards? (Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward) 

Flying Dutchman: Silence! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind-
numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television. 

Squidward: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're
crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! (shows a green jockstrap) Whoever told you that having oil lamps next
to hardwood paneling was a good idea... (Dutchman picks up Squidward) Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me...
(Flying Dutchman unzips something in mid-air) Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? (Flying
Dutchman tosses Squidward into the Fly Of Despair) 

Flying Dutchman: (closes Fly of Despair) Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"? 

SpongeBob: No! We know our place now, Mr. Dutchman. 

Patrick: We'll do anything you say! 

Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck! (hands them a broom and a bucket) 

SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop! 

Patrick: And I got this hat! 

Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to
look good and scary! 

SpongeBob: You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably... 

Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary. 

SpongeBob: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good! 

Patrick: I don't get it. 

SpongeBob: Look, it's easy, it simply means that... 

Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings
and bugs in the sink. 

SpongeBob: So, you don't want it to look good? 

Flying Dutchman: Get moving! (SpongeBob & Patrick start mopping) 

Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear! (howls like
a wolf) 

SpongeBob: Ahh! 

Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! 

Flying Dutchman: (howls like a wolf) 

SpongeBob: Ahh! 

Patrick: Leedle-eedle-eedle-lee! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-
eedle-eedle! (Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! (Flying
Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off) Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! 

Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our
first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight! 

SpongeBob: Let's see who we can find. (spins telescope on ground) Captain, there's a guy we can scare. (telescope points to
a big tough guy then Flying Dutchman blows on the telescope spinning it a little to land on a little kid) 

Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three. 

Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks. 

Patrick: Moving behind the rocks! (ship moves scratches and tears up through the rocky parts of the sea) 

SpongeBob: Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those
scratches. 

Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. (Flying Dutchman scares Billy from behind
a rock)

Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (points to SpongeBob &
Patrick who just get confused) 

SpongeBob: Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again. 

Flying Dutchman: With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! (SpongeBob & Patrick come out and SpongeBob does a
little trick with his fingers) 

Patrick: How does he do that? 

Flying Dutchman: Get back on the ship. 

SpongeBob and Patrick: It's still a mystery. 

Billy: Those guys are dorks. 

Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks. (goes back to showing SpongeBob & Patrick steering through the rocks tearing up the ship) 

SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked) 

SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while
SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked) 

SpongeBob: You're good.. You're good. You're good. (Flying Dutchman scares another citizen while SpongeBob & Patrick figure-
skate in purple tights) 

(back on the ship) 

SpongeBob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room? 

Patrick: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward! 

SpongeBob: Like movie passes? 

Patrick: Or an oversized coffee mug?! (both start bouncing insanely) 

Flying Dutchman: I've been thinking. Stop bouncing! (both stop) This whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's
not really you so much as it is me. 

SpongeBob: You're setting us free? 

Flying Dutchman: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! (SpongeBob & Patrick scream) 

Patrick: Wait, I have an idea! 

SpongeBob: Really?! What is it? 

Patrick: Let's leave! 

SpongeBob: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the....perfume department. (points to a room full of
perfume and customers) 

Patrick: Let's do it. (they try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume) 
SpongeBob: I always hate going in there! 

Patrick: Yeah. 

SpongeBob: (hears something strange) Wait! Listen! (Flying Dutchman is in his room) 

Flying Dutchman: Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin
showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me
dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever
happen... (notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob & Patrick) Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't
eat without it! 

SpongeBob: Never! 

Flying Dutchman: Ok, then... (tries to zap SpongeBob but SpongeBob holds up the sock as protection) Give it to me!
SpongeBob: No! 

Flying Dutchman: Wait, you're stretching out the elastic!

Patrick: It would seem we have reached an impass. 

Flying Dutchman: Pink one is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you....three wishes. 

Patrick: Make it five. 

Flying Dutchman: Four. 

Patrick: Three. Take it or leave it. 

Flying Dutchman: Ok...uhh, three. You get three wishes. 

SpongeBob: Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great? 

Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier! (clock goes backwards one minute) 

Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left. 

SpongeBob: Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Squidward were here to see this! (falls through a hole in the
Fly Of Despair and crashes onto his bed) 

Squidward: Boy, I'm glad all that's over! (re-appears on the ship) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward! You're back! 

SpongeBob: Guess what? The Dutchman gave us three wishes! Patrick used the first one, and I guess I just used the second
one. 

Squidward: Well, then, the last one you owe me because you got me back into this mess!

Patrick: Wait,I think it belongs to me! (everyone starts to argue) 

Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. (uses the eeny-meenie-minie-mo method) Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... (original airing had kids choose which ending they wanted. SpongeBob won first and then they showed the other 2 endings)

===Patrick's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Patrick) 
SpongeBob: That's you, Patrick. Make your wish. 
Patrick: Uhh... 
Squidward: Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?! 
SpongeBob: Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before. 
Patrick: Uhh... 
SpongeBob: That's not gonna do it! Think harder! 
Patrick: Uhh... (shown Patrick’s brain which is really a toaster) Okay! I've got it. 
Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted. 
Patrick: (chewing on gum) Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum? 
Squidward: You wished for gum? 
Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath! (each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly and the 3 characters trying to get out) 
Flying Dutchman: Ahh. Minty.

===Squidward's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on Squidward) 
SpongeBob: Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish! 
Squidward: That's right! And you know what I wish? 
Patrick: No! 
Squidward: I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life! 
Flying Dutchman: So be it. 
SpongeBob: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick. 
Patrick: Hi. 
Squidward: That's not what I meant! 
Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner! (Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly) 
SpongeBob: And what did you say your name was? 
Squidward: I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor. 
SpongeBob: Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. (tries to pronounce it right) We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. (laughs)

===SpongeBob's ending===
Flying Dutchman: (finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo) You are it! (stops on SpongeBob) 
Squidward: Now, think, SpongeBob! We're about to get eaten. What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten? 
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because....I wish that the Dutchman was a vegetarian! (Flying Dutchman turns into a vegetarian and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward re-appear in front of SpongeBob's house but you can only see their heads) 
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Hooray! 
SpongeBob: We're home! 
Patrick: You did it, SpongeBob. We're saved! 
Squidward: But why have we been turned into fruits? (their bodies have been turned into fruits and they gasp as they realize they are in a blender) 
Flying Dutchman: Hey, I get a wish too. Fruit prevents scurvy! (whistles(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward scream in fear and bounce away in the blender) Hey, get back here with that! Ha ha! I'll get ya! (Flying Dutchman chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed volkswagen with a main mast)

===Main ending===
Patchy: Ahoy, children! I'm back! I hope you all enjoyed the show because it's time for you to walk the plank! (Screen reads: PLEASE STAND BY) Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say because it's time for fan mail! (blows horn) 
Kids: (off-screen) Hooray! 
Patchy: Now, blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! Thank you, my precious potty. 
Potty: Brawk, you're not welcome. 
Patchy: Hey, Potty, do you smell something? Oh, Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt! 
Potty: Brawk, I didn't get the memo! Brawk! (Potty blows up along with Patchy; Patchy coughs up a feather and recovers from the blast) 
Patchy: Well, that's it for Patchy's Pick. Hooray! (Potty collapses to the floor)
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