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Patrick-Man (Episode)

2014-06-29T15:16:05Z

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{{EpInfo|Patrick-Man!|Patrickman.jpg|180a|9/2012|October 27, 2012|Squirrel Record|Gary's New Toy}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
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'''Patrick-Man!''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 9|Season 9]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]] (cameo)
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Nat Peterson]] (cameo)
*[[Dirty Bubble]]
*[[Nicholas Withers]] (cameo)
*[[Mermaid Man]] (cameo)
*[[Barnacle Boy]] (cameo)
*[[Officer John]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Purple wank Brothers]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]

==Plot==
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When Spongebob sees Patrick crying because he [Spongebob] has a special job, Patrick watches TV and he watches Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, He decides he was going to become a superhero. He put his underwear over his pants, uses a cowboy belt,he draws a backwards P with seanut butter, and uses an ice cream cone as a hat.When he enters the Krusty Krab, Squidward and Mr.Krabs Laugh at Him. But he tells Spongebob to not tell his relatives. When he enters [[Bikini Bottom High School]]he sees two boys ace their exam, they high five. Before the can do that,Patrick stops them because he thought it was school violence. Then Mr. Krabs helps an elder walk to the other side of the street, he sees a dollar on the other side. He leaves the elder alone and Patrick stops Mr. Krabs because he [Patrick] said it was stealing. But when the elder went on the other side of the street, she took the dollar. When Patrick eats a doughnut,he hears a cry for help at Mrs. Puffs Boating School. She was helping a guy out of his car, but Patrick thinks Mrs.Puff is a boating Thief. The cops arrest her.When Patrick enters the Krusty Krab, he sees that the elder really is the dirty bubble. Patrick tries to kill him by destroying the Krusty Krab, and when he spots a Krabby Patty on the floor, Patrick uses his ice cream cone to kill The dirty bubble. Everybody cheers for him, but before Patrick Retires becoming a superhero, Mr. Krabs makes him use his powers one more time by cleaning the Krusty Krab.

===Trivia/Goofs===
*Mermaid-Man was voiced by Tom Kenny for this episode due to the death of Ernest Borgnine in summer 2012.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Patrick-Man!|Patrick-Man!]]

{{Season9}}
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[[Category:Season 9]]

Frank (Cameo Character)

2014-06-29T15:08:28Z

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! colspan="2" | '''Frank'''
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| '''Gender:''' || Male
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| '''Species:''' || Fish
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| '''Color:''' || Orange
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| '''Eye Color:''' || Black
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| '''Interests:''' ||
*Eating at the [[Krusty Krab]]
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Harold]]
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| '''Enemies''' ||
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[The Bubble Buddy]]
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| '''Voiced By''' ||Tom Kenny

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'''Frank''' is a cameo character seen in many episodes. He usually wears a blue shirt and is a orange skinned fish. In the episode [[Pre-Hibernation Week]], he is presumably married.
Frank is seen in quite a few episodes as a backup character or a person in the crowd who talks or is in an angry mob (seen in a few episodes). His name was revealed in [[Dying for Pie (Episode)|Dying for Pie]]. He first appeared in [[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]]. He is friends with [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]], as seen in Dying for Pie when Squidward says "Hey, Frank." and apparently they know his name. But in one episode, Nat Peterson is seen playing Football with him and says, "Nice catch Percy!" in the episode, [[I Had an Accident (Episode)|I Had an Accident]].
Frank also appeared in [[Party Pooper Pants (Episode)|Party Pooper Pants]] at SpongeBob's house party. He also seems to be picky since he went three days without food he likes. He possibly has some identical siblings since he is sometimes seen with people who look like him.

===Attitude===
Frank simply acts like a regular fish. He acts very nice and enjoys being at the park.

==Jobs==
He is a friend of [[Nat Peterson]], and like him, he has a few jobs:

*[[Bass Vegas Tea Parlor]] Waiter
*[[The Reef]] Theater Guard
*Taxi Driver (SpongeBob Meets the Strangler)

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In "[[Pre-Hibernation Week (Episode)|Pre-Hibernation Week]]," his running gag is that every time he, his wife (or a friend of his) and Sandy are on the screen, he is seen riding a tricycle with a lollipop in his right hand. When somebody takes notice of this, he says, "I can explain."
*in [[Selling Out (Episode)|Selling Out]] he is heard with a female voice.
*In [[Patty Hype (Episode)|Patty Hype]], he had a male voice, then female, then male again.
*He was the first to be freed in the movie.
*In less than 30 frames, he was seen in [[The Endless Summer]].
*He was called Dave and his daughter was Tina at [[Valentine's Day (Episode)|Valentine's Day]].

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It Came From Goo Lagoon (Episode)

2014-02-01T23:40:43Z

Cheepskate500: There was no mention of Plankton using the bubbles in an evil way. The article title may be incorrect.

{{EpInfo|It Came From Goo Lagoon|No-titlecard-available.gif|185|9/2012|February 17, 2014|Evil Spatula|Safe Deposit Krabs}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sheldon J. Plankton|Doug Lawrence}}
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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
===Places===
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
==Plot==
Goo bubbles emerge from Goo Lagoon. So SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy intended to stop the goo bubbles before they destroy Bikini Bottom.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This episode premiered in Greece on June 27, 2013.
*Parts of this episode have been shown in Nickelodeon commercials.
*In the UK there was a promo called "Fansgiving" and a short part of this episode was in it.
{{Season9}}

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You Don’t Know Sponge (Episode)

2013-12-28T17:00:06Z

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{{EpInfo|You Don't Know Sponge|147a.jpg|149a|7|9 August 2010|Whelk Attack|Tunnel of Glove}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
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'''You Don't Know Sponge''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

===Info===
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]] (Cameo)
*[[Larry the Lobster|Larry]]
*[[Lou]]
*[[Frank]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Treedome]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick are making animal noises, when Squidward asks them to be quiet. The two then attempt to hold their breath, but they soon burst out with animal noises again. Spongebob tells Squidward that they are mimicking their favorite sounds. Spongebob is imitating the sound of a laughing dolphin while Patrick imitates the song of a blue whale. A [[Frank (Whale Businessman)|real whale]] then hears Patrick, and it reminds him of [[Martha]], a possible love interest/ex.

Spongebob pulls out a magazine called [[Simple-Ton Magazine]], stating it has tons of simple things to do. Squidward sarcastically states that it must be really mentally challenging, and Spongebob tells him it is. Spongebob flips open the magazine and turns to the only activity he has never done yet, the "Best Friend Quiz". Spongebob thinks it will be easy since he thinks he and Patrick know everything about each other. Spongebob and Patrick have trouble deciding who will take the quiz first, and Squidward throws a boot at Spongebob and tells him to pick one.

Spongebob takes the quiz first and answers all the questions about Patrick correctly. Patrick then takes the quiz and fails to answer a single question right. Spongebob then gives him easier questions, seemingly on purpose. Patrick still fails to answer any question correctly, and Squidward begins to laugh. Spongebob believes that Patrick is still his friend, until Patrick gets him the wrong flavor of ice cream. Spongebob runs off crying and tells Patrick that he doesn't even know him anymore. Spongebob is at his house crying, when he goes outside and sees Patrick. Spongebob tries to avoid him, but Patrick says "Hi Spongebob!" Spongebob tries to act casual, saying "Good afternoon, Mister Star."

Spongebob then arrives at Sandy's house to tell her how awful it was. Sandy tells Spongebob that you don't need to know everything about your friend, because that's what makes friendship interesting. Spongebob then leaves, only to cry again, and Sandy calls him a cry baby. Spongebob tries to have fun by himself, saying that he can go jellyfishing, but he remembers that Patrick used to jellyfish with him. Spongebob then attempts to play leapfrog with a rock, but it crushes him. He then blows a bubble, but it is shaped like Patrick. Spongebob then spots Patrick walking past, so he hides underground.

Spongebob begins spying on Patrick to see what he doesn't know about him, and he notices that Patrick works out at the gym and hangs out with Larry the Lobster. Patrick and Larry enter a cookery store, and Spongebob pops out of a blender. Spongebob hides in the blender when Patrick approaches him, but Patrick turns on the blender. The two then purchase stuff from the magic store, and Spongebob pops out of a magic hat upon their exit. It is revealed that Larry was helping Patrick buy a present for his "real best friend", Spongebob. Patrick had gotten him a pair of mustached glasses, but when Spongebob puts them on, Patrick runs off and calls Spongebob a "mysterious stranger".

==Trivia/Goofs==
*A clip of this episode can be seen on [http://www.spongebob.com SpongeBob.com].
*The title card music is the same as [[A Day Without Tears (Episode)|A Day Without Tears]].
*Patrick's favorite color is Aquamarine.
*SpongeBob's favorite color is Beige.
*In this episode, Patrick is shown to be right-handed. Patrick is not just right-handed, he is also ambidextrous. One example of him shown to be left-handed was in the episode, "[[Krusty Towers (Episode)|Krusty Towers]]".
*When SpongeBob asked Patrick a question about his dominant hand, the only choices he gave were "right-handed" and "left-handed", and the correct answer was "ambidextrous"; this was not one of the possible answers that he gave out.
*The [[Magic Shop]] from [[F.U.N. (Episode)|F.U.N.]] is seen again.
*Frank from [[Pranks a Lot (Episode)|Pranks a Lot]] is seen again.
*SpongeBob is an outie.
*SpongeBob's favorite ice cream is Vanilla.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: You Don't Know Sponge|Transcript for You Don't Know Sponge]]

{{Season7}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

You Don’t Know Sponge (Episode)

2013-12-28T16:54:57Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia/Goofs */

{{EpInfo|You Don't Know Sponge|147a.jpg|149a|7|9 August 2010|Whelk Attack|Tunnel of Glove}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
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'''You Don't Know Sponge''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|season 7]].

===Info===
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]] (Cameo)
*[[Larry the Lobster|Larry]]
*[[Lou]]
*[[Frank]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Treedome]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick are making animal noises, when Squidward asks them to be quiet. The two then attempt to hold their breath, but they soon burst out with animal noises again. Spongebob tells Squidward that they are mimicking their favorite sounds. Spongebob is imitating the sound of a laughing dolphin while Patrick imitates the song of a blue whale. A [[Frank (Whale Businessman)|real whale]] then hears Patrick, and it reminds him of [[Martha]], a possible love interest/ex.

Spongebob pulls out a magazine called [[Simple-Ton Magazine]], stating it has tons of simple things to do. Squidward sarcastically states that it must be really mentally challenging, and Spongebob tells him it is. Spongebob flips open the magazine and turns to the only activity he has never done yet, the "Best Friend Quiz". Spongebob thinks it will be easy since he thinks he and Patrick know everything about each other. Spongebob and Patrick have trouble deciding who will take the quiz first, and Squidward throws a boot at Spongebob and tells him to pick one.

Spongebob takes the quiz first and answers all the questions about Patrick correctly. Patrick then takes the quiz and fails to answer a single question right. Spongebob then gives him easier questions, seemingly on purpose. Patrick still fails to answer any question correctly, and Squidward begins to laugh. Spongebob believes that Patrick is still his friend, until Patrick gets him the wrong flavor of ice cream. Spongebob runs off crying and tells Patrick that he doesn't even know him anymore. Spongebob is at his house crying, when he goes outside and sees Patrick. Spongebob tries to avoid him, but Patrick says "Hi Spongebob!" Spongebob tries to act casual, saying "Good afternoon, Mister Star."

Spongebob then arrives at Sandy's house to tell her how awful it was. Sandy tells Spongebob that you don't need to know everything about your friend, because that's what makes friendship interesting. Spongebob then leaves, only to cry again, and Sandy calls him a cry baby. Spongebob tries to have fun by himself, saying that he can go jellyfishing, but he remembers that Patrick used to jellyfish with him. Spongebob then attempts to play leapfrog with a rock, but it crushes him. He then blows a bubble, but it is shaped like Patrick. Spongebob then spots Patrick walking past, so he hides underground.

Spongebob begins spying on Patrick to see what he doesn't know about him, and he notices that Patrick works out at the gym and hangs out with Larry the Lobster. Patrick and Larry enter a cookery store, and Spongebob pops out of a blender. Spongebob hides in the blender when Patrick approaches him, but Patrick turns on the blender. The two then purchase stuff from the magic store, and Spongebob pops out of a magic hat upon their exit. It is revealed that Larry was helping Patrick buy a present for his "real best friend", Spongebob. Patrick had gotten him a pair of mustached glasses, but when Spongebob puts them on, Patrick runs off and calls Spongebob a "mysterious stranger".

==Trivia/Goofs==
*A clip of this episode can be seen on [http://www.spongebob.com SpongeBob.com].
*The title card music is the same as [[A Day Without Tears (Episode)|A Day Without Tears]].
*Patrick's favorite color is Aquamarine.
*SpongeBob's favorite color is Beige.
*When SpongeBob asked Patrick a question about his dominant hand, the only choices he gave were "right-handed" and "left-handed", and the correct answer was "ambidextrous"; this was not one of the possible answers that he gave out.
*The [[Magic Shop]] from [[F.U.N. (Episode)|F.U.N.]] is seen again.
*Frank from [[Pranks a Lot (Episode)|Pranks a Lot]] is seen again.
*SpongeBob is an outie.
*SpongeBob's favorite ice cream is Vanilla.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: You Don't Know Sponge|Transcript for You Don't Know Sponge]]

{{Season7}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

Krabs vs. Plankton (Episode)

2013-12-28T16:41:03Z

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{{EpInfo|Krabs vs. Plankton|Titlecard-Krabs vs. Plankton.jpg|62b|4|13 May 2005|The Lost Mattress|Have You Seen This Snail?|}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''Krabs vs. Plankton''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4]].

==Plot==
When Plankton is stopped by Mr. Krabs from stealing the [[Krabby Patty]]'s secret formula, Plankton pretends to be hurt after slipping on a wet floor. He threatens to sue unless Mr. Krabs gives him the formula, but Mr. Krabs obviously refuses. The case creates a large disturbance in [[Bikini Bottom]].

Mr. Krabs hires a lawyer, Richard A. Bottomfeeder, to help him out. Later, in Mr. Krabs' office, SpongeBob wants to read his speech to Mr. Krabs. However, Mr. Krabs makes SpongeBob a liability. As they prepare to leave for the court hearing, Bottomfeeder slips and falls, breaking his back. He gives SpongeBob his briefcase, saying, "The one thing you need to win this case is inside that case except for a suit." SpongeBob takes Bottomfeeder's suit and arrives late to the hearing, then dubs himself "SpongeBob LawyerPants."
When the first witness takes the stand, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs realize that Bottomfeeder did not give him the lock combination for the suitcase. The case goes horribly wrong for Mr. Krabs, who is also trying to open the case along with SpongeBob. SpongeBob tries to have Squidward say that Mr. Krabs is innocent, both believing that Squidward is a loyal employee. But however, Squidward instead reveals to the people that Mr. Krabs is cheap and also reveals that he only has one day off in three years. When Krabs says he is going to give up, SpongeBob gives a short sermon about going on. When he finishes, he hits the case lightly and it opens. They peer inside, only to find a Krabby Patty. Knowing how they can win the lawsuit, SpongeBob calls Plankton to the stand and subdues him with the Krabby Patty, eventually getting him to confess. Plankton then tries to steal the Krabby Patty, but quickly stopped. Even so, the jury goes into deliberation and finds Mr. Krabs "Not guilty (but still very cheap)." SpongeBob then gives Mr. Krabs a homemade "wet-floor" sign, riddled with nails and shoddy paint. Mr. Krabs accepts the gift, because it is free.

== Trivia/Goofs ==
*Squidward only has one day off in three years.
*In the beginning of the episode, there is a misspelled word on the Chum Bucket menu: "CHILI" is misspelled as "CHLI."
*When Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, the second flag that adorns the exterior of the Krusty Krab has a black circle on it. When he leaves on a gurney, the circle is gone.

*This episode is a spoof of the shows "Judge Judy" and "The People's Court".
*When Plankton and Mr. Krabs enter the courtroom, The People’s Court's theme can be heard.
*The title card music for this episode is the theme song from the TV show ''Perry Mason''.
*When SpongeBob is about to enter Mr. Krabs' office, he intones the song that typically plays during the credits, [[Cierre Bob Esponja]].
*This was the first time to show the court room, the other time was in the Krusty Sponge.
*Richard A. Bottomfeeder was seen in later episodes most notably playing a tuba in Squidward's orchestra.
*Mr Krabs says 'Ah, Squidward, a loyal employee.' but Squidward isn't loyal at all.
*In reality, burning, shredding or any method of destruction used on money is considered treason impending upon the country the money is in, so in reality, SpongeBob would've actually been arrested for destroying money when he dropped that dollar in a blender rather than continue to be a fraud lawyer.
*The two crimes committed by SpongeBob were treason (destroying a dollar) & fraud (impersonating a lawyer). Despite these crimes, he still was not arrested.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Richard A. Bottomfeeder]]
*[[Krusty Krab]] customers
*[[Judge StickleBack]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Charlie]]
*[[Dennis]]
*Jury Members (some of them are [[Phil]], [[Tom]], and [[Evelyn]])
*[[Gus]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Plankton's Grandma]] (Mentioned)

==Songs and Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Krabs vs. Plankton|Transcript for Krabs vs. Plankton]]
*The People's Court Theme

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[[Category:Season 4]]
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SquidBob TentaclePants (Episode)

2013-12-28T16:34:41Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia/Goofs */

{{EpInfo|SquidBob TentaclePants|Titlecard-SquidBob TentaclePants.jpg|68b|4|4 November 2005|Patrick SmartPants|Krusty Towers}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
{{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}
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'''"SquidBob TentaclePants"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].

==Plot==
Sandy invents a teleportation machine, which SpongeBob uses to travel directly to the Krusty Krab. Unfortunately, Squidward was at the exact same place where SpongeBob traveled to. SpongeBob and Squidward are mixed up together, with grotesque results. Squidward states that he has a clarinet recital tomorrow night. He begs and pleads with Sandy hoping that Sandy will invent a new experiment to separate them. After the applause from the audience Squidward decides he doesn't want to be defused. Sandy separates them and Squidward gets angry. He starts pressing knobs and buttons on the machine and ends up fusing everyone together. The episode ends when Squidward is asked by a therapist, "What seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles?" Squidward then replies, "It all started... When I was born." At which point the camera zooms out to show that everyone from the audience is fused together in a grotesque conglomeration and fell ill.

==Cultural References==
*Squidward's hair in his fantasy is similar to Kenny G's.
*The "being fused with a teleportation device" premise is taken from the movie, The Fly. But in this episode, the science fiction component is on fusing both bodies into one while '''The Fly''' focused on replacing body parts.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*This is the first episode to feature a pairing with Squidward and Sandy,
*In this episode, when SpongeBob and Squidward are mutated, Squidward uses SpongeBob's yellow arm to move and SpongeBob uses Squidward's green arm to move. But when they were seen going home Squidward opened his door with his own arm and at the end of the episode, before they go on stage, SpongeBob tells Squidward, "Now go out there and give them the best darn show they have ever seen," pointing with the yellow arm instead of the green.
*This is the first time Squidward and SpongeBob mashed up. The second one was in [[Slimy Dancing]].
*When Squidward says, "I can't be stuck to him!" A shot shows SpongeBob with two yellow arms or Squidward with a yellow arm just like in [[Club SpongeBob]].
*This is the only episode pair to have the titles parody the show's name.
*This is one of the episode where something bad happens just because SpongeBob is late. Others were [[Missing Identity]] and [[New Digs]].
*At the very beginning, in Squidward's dream, his hair is like Kenny G's
*This is the few times Sandy said "What in tarnation!"
*This is the third time someone called SpongeBob "SpongeBoob". The first was in [[Missing Identity]] and the second was [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]].
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] says "see you at the [[Krusty Krab]], [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]!" but the captions say 'Cafe Krab'.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Mr.Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]
*[[Timmy]]
*Bikini Bottom Kindergarten Teacher
*Bikini Bottomites

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: SquidBob TentaclePants|Transcript for SquidBob TentaclePants]]

{{Season4}}

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[[Category:Season 4]]

Episode Transcript: The Main Drain

2013-12-24T05:03:01Z

Cheepskate500: /* Transcript */ Made some minor spelling, punctuation, and capitalization corrections.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]

==Transcript==
(At the [[Krusty Krab]], we see [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] coming out of the freezer with a krabby patty)

[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Nothing like a fresh frozen krabby patty with extra freezer burn flavor. (His nose breaks off. He walks up to the grill) Here we go... (Stops when he saw filth on the grill. He takes his finger and observes part of the filth.) Hmm, grill look a tad dirty. (Cuts to the counter with a customer.)

[[Billy (Teenager)|Customer]]: Yeah, I like to order...(Gets interrupted by a noise from the kitchen.)

[[Squidward Q. Tentacles|Squidward]]: Hold that thought. (SpongeBob is cleaning the grill with a red sponge. Squidward pops his head in the window.) SpongeBob, what's all that racket? (SpongeBob cleans Squidward's face, he goes back to the counter with his face all dirty.)

Customer: Uh, so I like to order... (Squidward closes his mouth, hushing him. Back in the kitchen, the grill is all cleaned. SpongeBob places the red sponge in his tongue.)

SpongeBob: (Pops his head out the window.) Say! Who wants...the first patty from our freshly cleaned grill!? (Hyperventilates excitedly.)

Customer: (Delighted) I would like a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob: Okay, how about you, Squid...

Squidward: No! I do not want a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob: (Smugs while slides his finger against Squidward's nose.) You suuure?

Squidward: Don't touch me.

Customer: Why don't you want a krabby patty?

Squidward: I've seen what he cleans the grill with. (Cuts to the kitchen.)

SpongeBob: Now all I need is a fresh patty. (Walks to the freezer when he then slips on a puddle of water, goes out the door, making a path of water, grabs a pole, and slides back to the kitchen, closing the door. He is now lying down.)

SpongeBob: Hey, where'd all this water come from? (He noticed the sink was running. He walks up to it and turns it off.) There we go. Oh my stars and garters, the sink is clogged up! (He places a "Wet Floor" sign.) Safety. (Walks back to the sink.) Now what seem to be the trouble, hmm? (He heard somebody tripped. SpongeBob walks up to that person, which was Patrick.) Patrick, what happened? (Patrick sits up.)

[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: There I was, walking along, just minding my own business and then BOOM! (Takes out the "Wet Floor" sign.) Some dumbbell put this thing in the way. (Throws the sign out and gets up.) What'cha doing?

SpongeBob: Trying to see what has this sink all backed up. Would you excuse me a second?

Patrick: Uh-huh. (SpongeBob inhales for breath and holds it. He dives his head into the sink and then he saw a drain plug.)

SpongeBob: (Gurgling) Ah-ha! (Takes his head out of the sink.) Oh, this is easy. All I have to do is pull the drain plug. (Repeating as the scene goes to Mr. Krabs' office while he is writing.) Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug. (Mr. Krabs' eyes becomes bloodshot in fright.) The drain plug.

[[Mr. Krabs]]: (Yelling) THE DRAIN PLUG!? (Cuts to SpongeBob, trying to pull the drain plug. Mr. Krabs rushed to SpongeBob.) SpongeBob! (SpongeBob gets startled and he jumps up to the ceiling, hitting his head. Then he falls down to the floor.) What in Neptune's bathtub do you think you're doing, lad!?

SpongeBob: (Goes to the sink again.) The sink is clogged, (Holds the plug.) so I was going to pull out the drain plug. (Mr. Krabs smacks his hand and Spongebob lets go of the plug.)

Mr. Krabs: Stop messing with that drain plug! Are you daft?

SpongeBob: Why don't you want me to pull out the drain plug, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Why don't I-but-hmm...one sec. (Walks to a light switch and turns it off. Then he walks back.) Time for a scary story boys. The story...(Takes out a flashlight and shines to his face.) ... (Spooky tone) of the Main Drain. (He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio.) Patrick.

Patrick: Sorry. (Turns off his radio.)

Mr. Krabs: As I was saying... (Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.) it happened a long time ago... (He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio again and was annoyed.) Patrick! (Patrick turns it off again.) ...to a pair of little kids.

Patrick: (Scared) Two little kids...? (Crying)

Mr. Krabs: Anyway, (Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.) it said that the Main Drain beckoned to them, putting them under its spell. (Scene cuts to two kids, an orange fish and a green fish, running and laughing.)

Green Kid: (Singing) Dadadada-dum-da-dumdumdum.

Orange Kid: Woooo.

Mr. Krabs: (Narrating) One day, those two kids were wandering through the ocean, when they stumble upon it. (The kids found a giant drain plug.)

Kids: Huh?

Mr. Krabs: (Spooky tone) The Main Drain.

Kids: (They chuckled and then they pull it.)

Mr. Krabs: Legend has it that their curiosity got the best of 'em. (The plug has been pulled out.) And they pulled the plug. (The orange kid get sucked in.) The entire ocean rusted in the drain and sucked those two kids right down with it. (The green kid attempts to escape, but got sucked in as well.) The drain was so powerful, it pulled all of Bikini Bottom into its gaping maw, causing an apocalypse to the sea! (The drain sucked everything in the ocean, including the water. Cuts back to Mr. Krabs) And nobody was ever heard from...again. (Turns off flashlight.)

SpongeBob: (Turns the light back on.) Where is the Main Drain, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Well it right-I...I don't know where it is! And I'm certainly not going to tell you! (Pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of the restaurant.) So, so, so get out of here and stay away from that drain! No plugs will be pulled on my watch. (Closes the door.)

Patrick: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of baggage about drain dealings.

SpongeBob: The Main Drain sounds very, very dangerous, I'm never gonna go near that thing.

Patrick: (Determined) We should go find it, to protect it from people like us.

SpongeBob: (Worried) What if we get sucked in like those other two kids?

Patrick: Oh, don't worry, we're not little kids, we're all grown up. (His tooth comes out loose, then pulls it out.) Hey, a baby tooth. (They both walk through the road.)

SpongeBob: Who's been in Bikini Bottom for as long as Mr. Krabs? (Suddenly, SpongeBob accidentally steps on Plankton.)

[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]: OW! (Spongebob picks up his foot.)

Patrick: Ew...

SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Plankton! (Peels him off of his shoe while Plankton yells in pain, then he holds out Plankton on his hand.)

Patrick: Let's ask Plankton, he's a geezer.

Plankton: What stupid question do you want the answer to, idiots?

SpongeBob: Patrick and I are trying to find the Main Drain.

Plankton: (Gasps) The Main Drain?? What are you two bothering me for any-I-I-I don't know where the Main Drain is. It's a myth anyway, it doesn't exist!

SpongeBob: Yeah, but Mr. Krabs said...

Plankton: Krabs!? Why that-he was just telling you a fish tale. There's no such thing as a drain at the bottom of the sea. (Jumps out of SpongeBob's hand.) So go on, scram! SHOO! Get out of here! (SpongeBob and Patrick walked away.) Why on Earth would Krabs tell those two blunderers about the Main Drain? (Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking in town.)

SpongeBob: I wonder who else knows about the Main Drain. (Suddenly, they were pulled by two green arms and got dragged into a house in a dark room. Only that it was Old Man Jenkins who pulled them in. He turns on the light.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Old Man Jenkins!

[[Old Man Jenkins]]: Why are you two asking about the Main Drain?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs tells us the story of how the Main Drain once destroyed Bikini Bottom.

Patrick: So we've been looking for it.

SpongeBob: Does the Main Drain even exist?

Old Man Jenkins: Oh, it exists all right, but it's been, uh...hushed up...

SpongeBob: (Claps his hands together in hope for an answer.) Where is the drain, O Wise Jenkins?

Old Man Jenkins: ...I have no idea. (Spongebob and Patrick are disappointed. They left the house.)

SpongeBob: (Immediately faces towards Patrick.) Patrick! We need to find that drain!

Patrick: Why?

SpongeBob: Isn't you curiosity piqued? (Frantic) What if someone accidentally pulls it? What if...What if...?

Patrick (Thinking): Oh, man...I hope this question isn't for me, I hate questions.

SpongeBob: What do you think, Patrick?

Patrick: Ah! (Frantically turns his head left and right) Um...uh...42! Eugh, No! Triangle! Guh, Meatballs! Screwdrivers! Pajamas! (Cries)

SpongeBob: (Confident) I hear ya, Patrick! Let's go find that drain!

Patrick: (Stops crying.) OK. (Cuts to a scene where SpongeBob and Patrick pack their stuff.)

SpongeBob: OK, Patrick, let's start walking! (Walks)

Patrick: Oh, no, thanks. I'm not into the whole "walking" thing. (SpongeBob stops walking and faces towards Patrick.)

SpongeBob: But how will we ever get to the drain?

Patrick: We'll wait for it to come to us.

SpongeBob: (Thinks up an idea.) ...I know! (Takes out his bubble bottle and creates a bus-shaped bubble) What do you think? (Camera shows the newly created bubble bus.)

Patrick: Wow! (The two go in and take their seats.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Road trip! Whoo-hoo! (The bus pops loudly and the two fell.)

SpongeBob: Well, that's out. (They both think again.) I know! (Uses his bubble bottle again and creates large bubbles as balloons for Patrick's home rock. The two then fly, but the bubbles get popped by a group of scallops. They scream and the rock falls down. The camera cuts to Squidward walking.)

Squidward: Another miserable day...(Groans with displeasure. He hears some distant screaming and a shadow casts over him.) Ooh? (Looks up and gets crushed by Patrick's rock.)

SpongeBob: Now what? (They both think once more.)

Patrick: Oh! I know exactly what to do! (Takes the remaining ropes from the bubble balloons and uses them as a horse rein and bites onto them. He them acts like a horse and neighs. Finally, he proceeds to pull the rock like a horse carriage. The rock uncovers a squashed Squidward from the ground.)

Squidward: Oh, that's better...

SpongeBob: Great idea, Patrick! We'll be there in no time! (Patrick hits something.)

Patrick: Ouch! Oh...(Sees the drain.) Hey! I found it!

SpongeBob: Wow, good job.

Patrick: Let's pull it.

SpongeBob: (Frighten) What!? Why would we do that!?

Patrick: Well, that was the whole point of coming here, wasn't it?

SpongeBob: No! We came to see if it is real.

Patrick: Well, how do we know this isn't a fake?

SpongeBob: We...we don't know...

Patrick: We won't know unless we pull it.

SpongeBob: But, if we pull it, and if it's real, the world may end.

Patrick: And if we don't, we'll never know. (Patrick slowly reaches for the plug when suddenly, Mr. Krabs and Plankton shouted.)

Mr. Krabs and Plankton: NOOOOOOO!! (They both quickly run up to SpongeBob and Patrick.)

Mr. Krabs: Boys, there's more to that story of the drain plug. You see...

Plankton: ...we were the two ding-a-lings who pulled that plug. (SpongeBob and Patrick gasped.)

Mr. Krabs: That's right. Plankton and I were wandering around... (Cuts to a scene with a younger Mr. Krabs and Plankton nonchalantly walking to the drain plug and pulling it; the drain them pulled everything and everyone from the entire ocean.) ...You see, we had to lie in order for you to keep away from it.

Plankton: We just didn't want for you to make the same mistake we made.

SpongeBob: Phew! That was a close one!

Patrick: Yeah. We almost messed up big time. (Inhales and exhales in relief, but accidentally pulls the plug.)

SpongeBob: Huh? (Sees the drain plug already pulled out. The drain then starts pulling everything from the entire ocean. SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton then screams and flees. Patrick does the same, but the four gets sucked into the drain. Then, the drain pulls every building and citizen from Bikini Bottom. The entire scenario turns out to be a story told by SpongeBob. The scene cuts to Patrick's bedroom.)

Patrick: (Screams) That's the most realistic scary story I've ever heard. (The sound of the drain plug pulled out and draining the ocean is heard.)

Episode Transcript: The Main Drain

2013-12-23T18:55:23Z

Cheepskate500: /* Transcript */

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]

==Transcript==
(At the [[Krusty Krab]], we see [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] coming out of the freezer with a krabby patty)

[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Nothing like a fresh frozen krabby patty with extra freezer burn flavor. (His nose breaks off. He walks up to the grill) Here we go... (Stops when he saw filth on the grill. He takes his finger and observes part of the filth.) Hmm, grill look a tad dirty. (Cuts to the counter with a customer.)

[[Billy (Teenager)|Customer]]: Yeah, I like to order...(Gets interrupted by a noise from the kitchen.)

[[Squidward Q. Tentacles|Squidward]]: Hold that thought. (SpongeBob is cleaning the grill with a red sponge. Squidward pops his head in the window.) SpongeBob, what's all that racket? (SpongeBob cleans Squidward's face, he goes back to the counter with his face all dirty.)

Customer: Uh, so I like to order... (Squidward closes his mouth, hushing him. Back in the kitchen, the grill is all cleaned. SpongeBob places the red sponge in his tongue.)

SpongeBob: (Pops his head out the window.) Say! Who wants...the first patty from our freshly cleaned grill!? (Hyperventilates excitedly.)

Customer: (Delighted) I would like a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob: Okay, how about you, Squid...

Squidward: No! I do not want a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob: (Smugs while slides his finger against Squidward's nose.) You suuure?

Squidward: Don't touch me.

Customer: Why don't you want a krabby patty?

Squidward: I've seen what he cleans the grill with. (Cuts to the kitchen.)

SpongeBob: Now all I need is a fresh patty. (Walks to the freezer when he then slips on a puddle of water, goes out the door, making a path of water, grabs a pole, and slides back to the kitchen, closing the door. He is now lying down.)

SpongeBob: Hey, where'd all this water come from? (He noticed the sink was running. He walks up to it and turns it off.) There we go. Oh my stars and garters, the sink is clogged up! (He places a "Wet Floor" sign.) Safety. (Walks back to the sink.) Now what seem to be the trouble, hmm? (He heard somebody tripped. SpongeBob walks up to that person, which was Patrick.) Patrick, what happened? (Patrick sits up.)

[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: There I was, walking along, just minding my own business and then BOOM! (Takes out the "Wet Floor" sign.) Some dumbbell put this thing in the way. (Throws the sign out and gets up.) What'cha doing?

SpongeBob: Trying to see what has this sink all backed up. Would you excuse me a second?

Patrick: Uh-huh. (SpongeBob inhales for breath and holds it. He dives his head into the sink and then he saw a drain plug.)

SpongeBob: (Gurgling) Ah-ha! (Takes his head out of the sink.) Oh, this is easy. All I have to do is pull the drain plug. (Repeating as the scene goes to Mr. Krabs' office while he is writing.) Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug. (Mr. Krabs' eyes becomes bloodshot in fright.) The drain plug.

[[Mr. Krabs]]: (Yelling) THE DRAIN PLUG!? (Cuts to SpongeBob, trying to pull the drain plug. Mr. Krabs rushed to SpongeBob.) SpongeBob! (SpongeBob gets startled and he jumps up to the ceiling, hitting his head. Then he falls down to the floor.) What in Neptune's bathtub do you think you're doing, lad!?

SpongeBob: (Goes to the sink again.) The sink is clogged, (Holds the plug.) so I was going to pull out the drain plug. (Mr. Krabs smacks his hand and Spongebob lets go of the plug.)

Mr. Krabs: Stop messing with that drain plug! Are you daft?

SpongeBob: Why don't you want me to pull out the drain plug, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Why don't I-but-hmm...one sec. (Walks to a light switch and turns it off. Then he walks back.) Time for a scary story boys. The story...(Takes out a flashlight and shines to his face.) ... (Spooky tone) of the Main Drain. (He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio.) Patrick.

Patrick: Sorry. (Turns off his radio.)

Mr. Krabs: As I was saying... (Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.) it happened a long time ago... (He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio again and was annoyed.) Patrick! (Patrick turns it off again.) ...to a pair of little kids.

Patrick: (Scared) Two little kids...? (Crying)

Mr. Krabs: Anyway, (Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.) it said that the Main Drain beckoned to them, putting them under its spell. (Scene cuts to two kids, an orange fish and a green fish, running and laughing.)

Green Kid: (Singing) Dadadada-dum-da-dumdumdum.

Orange Kid: Woooo.

Mr. Krabs: (Narrating) One day, those two kids were wandering through the ocean, when they stumble upon it. (The kids found a giant drain plug.)

Kids: Huh?

Mr. Krabs: (Spooky tone) The Main Drain.

Kids: (They chuckled and then they pull it.)

Mr. Krabs: Legend has it that their curiosity got the best of 'em. (The plug has been pulled out.) And they pulled the plug. (The orange kid get sucked in.) The entire ocean rusted in the drain and sucked those two kids right down with it. (The green kid attempts to escape, but got sucked in as well.) The drain was so powerful, it pulled all of Bikini Bottom into its gaping maw, causing an apocalypse to the sea! (The drain sucked everything in the ocean, including the water. Cuts back to Mr. Krabs) And nobody was ever heard from...again. (Turns off flashlight.)

SpongeBob: (Turns the light back on.) Where is the Main Drain, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Well it right-I...I don't know where it is! And I'm certainly not going to tell you! (Pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of the restaurant.) So, so, so get out of here and stay away from that drain! No plugs will be pulled on my watch. (Closes the door.)

Patrick: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of baggage about drain dealings.

Spongebob: The Main Drain sounds very, very dangerous, I'm never gonna go near that thing.

Patrick: (Determined) We should go find it, to protect it from people like us.

Spongebob: (Worried) What if we get sucked in like those other two kids?

Patrick: Oh, don't worry, were not little kids, were all grown up. (His tooth comes out loose, then pulls it out.) Hey, a baby tooth. (They both walk through the road.)

Spongebob: Who's been in Bikini Bottom for as long as Mr. Krabs? (Suddenly, Spongebob stepped on Plankton.)

[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]: OW! (Spongebob picks up his foot.)

Patrick: Ew...

Spongebob: Oh hi, Plankton! (Peels him off of his shoe while Plankton yells in pain, then he holds out Plankton on his hand.)

Patrick: Let's ask Plankton, he's a geezer.

Plankton: What stupid question do you want the answer to, idiots?

Spongebob: Patrick and I are trying to find the Main Drain.

Plankton: (Gasps) The Main Drain? What are you two bothering me for any-I-I-I don't know where the Main Drain is. It's a myth anyway, it doesn't exist!

Spongebob: Yeah, but Mr. Krabs said...

Plankton: Krabs!? Why that-he was just telling you a fish tale. There's no such thing as a drain at the bottom of the sea. (Jumps out of Spongebob's hand.) So go on, scram! SHOO! Get out of here! (Spongebob and Patrick walked away.) Why on Earth would Krabs tell those two blunderers about the Main Drain? (Cuts to Spongebob and Patrick walking in town.)

Spongebob: I wonder who else knows about the Main Drain. (Suddenly, they were pulled by two green arms and got dragged into a house in a dark room. Only that it was Old Man Jenkins who pulled them in. He turns on the light.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Old Man Jenkins!

[[Old Man Jenkins]]: Why are you two asking about the Main Drain?

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs tells us the story of how the Main Drain once destroyed Bikini Bottom.

Patrick: So we've been looking for it.

Spongebob: Does the Main Drain even exist?

Old Man Jenkins: Oh it exists all right, but it's been, uh...hushed up...

Spongebob: Where is the drain, O Wise Jenkins?

Old Man Jenkins: ...I have no idea. (Spongebob and Patrick are disappointed. They left the house.)

SpongeBob: (Immediately faces towards Patrick.) Patrick! We need to find that drain!

Patrick: Why?

SpongeBob: Isn't you curiosity piqued? (Frantic) What if someone accidentally pulls it? What if...What if...?

Patrick (Thinking): Oh, man...I hope this question isn't for me, I hate questions.

SpongeBob: What do you think, Patrick?

Patrick: Ah! (Frantically turns his head left and right) Um...uh...42! Eugh, No! Triangle! Guh, Meatballs! Screwdrivers! Pajamas! (Cries)

SpongeBob: (Confident) I hear ya, Patrick! Let's go find that drain!

Patrick: (Stops crying) OK. (Cuts to a scene where SpongeBob and Patrick pack their stuff.)

SpongeBob: OK, Patrick, let's start walking! (Walks)

Patrick: Oh, no, thanks. I'm not into the whole "walking" thing. (SpongeBob stops walking and faces towards Patrick)

SpongeBob: But how will we ever get to the drain?

Patrick: We'll wait for it to come to us.

SpongeBob: (Thinks of an idea.) ...I know! (Takes out his bubble bottle and creates a bus-shaped bubble) What do you think? (Camera shows the newly created bubble bus.)

Patrick: Wow! (The two go in and took their seats.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Road trip! Whoo-hoo! (The bus pops loudly and the two fell.)

SpongeBob: Well, that's out. (They both think again.) I know! (Uses his bubble bottle again and creates large bubbles as balloons for Patrick's home rock. The two then fly, but the bubbles get popped by a group of scallops. They scream and the rock falls down. The camera cuts to Squidward walking.)

Squidward: Another miserable day...(Groans with displeasure. He hears some distant screaming and a shadow casts over him.) Ooh? (Looks up and gets crushed by Patrick's rock.)

SpongeBob: Now what? (They both think once more.)

Patrick: Oh! I know exactly what to do! (Takes the remaining ropes from the bubble balloons and uses them as a horse rein and bites onto them. He them acts like a horse and neighs. Finally, he proceeds to pull the rock like a horse carriage. The rock uncovers a squashed Squidward from the ground.)

Squidward: Oh, that's better...

SpongeBob: Great idea, Patrick! We'll be there in no time! (Patrick hits something.)

Patrick: Ouch! Oh...(Finds the drain.) Hey! I found it!

SpongeBob: Wow, good job.

Patrick: Let's pull it.

SpongeBob: (Frighten) What!? Why would we do that!?

Patrick: Well, that was the whole point of coming here, wasn't it?

SpongeBob: No! We came to see if it is real.

Patrick: Well, how do we know this isn't a fake?

SpongeBob: We...we don't know...

Patrick: We won't know unless we pull it.

SpongeBob: But, if we pull it, and if it's real, the world may end.

Patrick: And if we don't, we'll never know. (Patrick slowly reaches for the plug when suddenly, Mr. Krabs and Plankton shouted.)

Mr. Krabs and Plankton: NOOOOOOO!! (They both quickly run up to SpongeBob and Patrick.)

Mr. Krabs: Boys, there's more to that story of the drain plug. You see...

Plankton: ...we were the two ding-a-lings who pulled that plug. (SpongeBob and Patrick gasped.)

Mr. Krabs: That's right. Plankton and I were wandering around... (Cuts to a scene with a younger Mr. Krabs and Plankton nonchalantly walking to the drain plug and pulling it; the drain them pulled everything and everyone from the entire ocean.) ...You see, we had to lie in order for you to keep away from it.

Plankton: We just didn't want for you to make the same mistake we made.

SpongeBob: Phew! That was a close one!

Patrick: Yeah. We almost messed up big time. (Inhales and exhales in relief, but accidentally pulling the plug.)

SpongeBob: Huh? (Sees the drain plug already pulled out. The drain then starts pulling everything from the entire ocean. SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton then screams and flees. Patrick does the same, but the four gets sucked into the drain. Then, the drain pulls every building and citizen from Bikini Bottom. The entire scenario turns out to be a story told by SpongeBob. The scene cuts to Patrick's bedroom.)

Patrick: (Screams) That's the most realistic scary story I've ever heard. (The sound of the drain plug pulled out and draining the ocean is heard.)

Episode Transcript: The Main Drain

2013-12-23T18:53:01Z

Cheepskate500: /* Transcript */

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]

==Transcript==
(At the [[Krusty Krab]], we see [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] coming out of the freezer with a krabby patty)

[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Nothing like a fresh frozen krabby patty with extra freezer burn flavor. (His nose breaks off. He walks up to the grill) Here we go... (Stops when he saw filth on the grill. He takes his finger and observes part of the filth.) Hmm, grill look a tad dirty. (Cuts to the counter with a customer.)

Customer: Yeah, I like to order...(Gets interrupted by a noise from the kitchen.)

[[Squidward Q. Tentacles|Squidward]]: Hold that thought. (SpongeBob is cleaning the grill with a red sponge. Squidward pops his head in the window.) SpongeBob, what's all that racket? (SpongeBob cleans Squidward's face, he goes back to the counter with his face all dirty.)

Customer: Uh, so I like to order... (Squidward closes his mouth, hushing him. Back in the kitchen, the grill is all cleaned. SpongeBob places the red sponge in his tongue.)

SpongeBob: (Pops his head out the window.) Say! Who wants...the first patty from our freshly cleaned grill!? (Hyperventilates excitedly.)

Customer: (Delighted) I would like a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob: Okay, how about you, Squid...

Squidward: No! I do not want a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob: (Smugs while slides his finger against Squidward's nose.) You suuure?

Squidward: Don't touch me.

Customer: Why don't you want a krabby patty?

Squidward: I've seen what he cleans the grill with. (Cuts to the kitchen.)

SpongeBob: Now all I need is a fresh patty. (Walks to the freezer when he then slips on a puddle of water, goes out the door, making a path of water, grabs a pole, and slides back to the kitchen, closing the door. He is now lying down.)

SpongeBob: Hey, where'd all this water come from? (He noticed the sink was running. He walks up to it and turns it off.) There we go. Oh my stars and garters, the sink is clogged up! (He places a "Wet Floor" sign.) Safety. (Walks back to the sink.) Now what seem to be the trouble, hmm? (He heard somebody tripped. SpongeBob walks up to that person, which was Patrick.) Patrick, what happened? (Patrick sits up.)

[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: There I was, walking along, just minding my own business and then BOOM! (Takes out the "Wet Floor" sign.) Some dumbbell put this thing in the way. (Throws the sign out and gets up.) What'cha doing?

SpongeBob: Trying to see what has this sink all backed up. Would you excuse me a second?

Patrick: Uh-huh. (SpongeBob inhales for breath and holds it. He dives his head into the sink and then he saw a drain plug.)

SpongeBob: (Gurgling) Ah-ha! (Takes his head out of the sink.) Oh, this is easy. All I have to do is pull the drain plug. (Repeating as the scene goes to Mr. Krabs' office while he is writing.) Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug. (Mr. Krabs' eyes becomes bloodshot in fright.) The drain plug.

[[Mr. Krabs]]: (Yelling) THE DRAIN PLUG!? (Cuts to SpongeBob, trying to pull the drain plug. Mr. Krabs rushed to SpongeBob.) SpongeBob! (SpongeBob gets startled and he jumps up to the ceiling, hitting his head. Then he falls down to the floor.) What in Neptune's bathtub do you think you're doing, lad!?

SpongeBob: (Goes to the sink again.) The sink is clogged, (Holds the plug.) so I was going to pull out the drain plug. (Mr. Krabs smacks his hand and Spongebob lets go of the plug.)

Mr. Krabs: Stop messing with that drain plug! Are you daft?

SpongeBob: Why don't you want me to pull out the drain plug, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Why don't I-but-hmm...one sec. (Walks to a light switch and turns it off. Then he walks back.) Time for a scary story boys. The story...(Takes out a flashlight and shines to his face.) ... (Spooky tone) of the Main Drain. (He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio.) Patrick.

Patrick: Sorry. (Turns off his radio.)

Mr. Krabs: As I was saying... (Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.) it happened a long time ago... (He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio again and was annoyed.) Patrick! (Patrick turns it off again.) ...to a pair of little kids.

Patrick: (Scared) Two little kids...? (Crying)

Mr. Krabs: Anyway, (Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.) it said that the Main Drain beckoned to them, putting them under its spell. (Scene cuts to two kids, an orange fish and a green fish, running and laughing.)

Green Kid: (Singing) Dadadada-dum-da-dumdumdum.

Orange Kid: Woooo.

Mr. Krabs: (Narrating) One day, those two kids were wandering through the ocean, when they stumble upon it. (The kids found a giant drain plug.)

Kids: Huh?

Mr. Krabs: (Spooky tone) The Main Drain.

Kids: (They chuckled and then they pull it.)

Mr. Krabs: Legend has it that their curiosity got the best of 'em. (The plug has been pulled out.) And they pulled the plug. (The orange kid get sucked in.) The entire ocean rusted in the drain and sucked those two kids right down with it. (The green kid attempts to escape, but got sucked in as well.) The drain was so powerful, it pulled all of Bikini Bottom into its gaping maw, causing an apocalypse to the sea! (The drain sucked everything in the ocean, including the water. Cuts back to Mr. Krabs) And nobody was ever heard from...again. (Turns off flashlight.)

SpongeBob: (Turns the light back on.) Where is the Main Drain, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Well it right-I...I don't know where it is! And I'm certainly not going to tell you! (Pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of the restaurant.) So, so, so get out of here and stay away from that drain! No plugs will be pulled on my watch. (Closes the door.)

Patrick: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of baggage about drain dealings.

Spongebob: The Main Drain sounds very, very dangerous, I'm never gonna go near that thing.

Patrick: (Determined) We should go find it, to protect it from people like us.

Spongebob: (Worried) What if we get sucked in like those other two kids?

Patrick: Oh, don't worry, were not little kids, were all grown up. (His tooth comes out loose, then pulls it out.) Hey, a baby tooth. (They both walk through the road.)

Spongebob: Who's been in Bikini Bottom for as long as Mr. Krabs? (Suddenly, Spongebob stepped on Plankton.)

[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]: OW! (Spongebob picks up his foot.)

Patrick: Ew...

Spongebob: Oh hi, Plankton! (Peels him off of his shoe while Plankton yells in pain, then he holds out Plankton on his hand.)

Patrick: Let's ask Plankton, he's a geezer.

Plankton: What stupid question do you want the answer to, idiots?

Spongebob: Patrick and I are trying to find the Main Drain.

Plankton: (Gasps) The Main Drain? What are you two bothering me for any-I-I-I don't know where the Main Drain is. It's a myth anyway, it doesn't exist!

Spongebob: Yeah, but Mr. Krabs said...

Plankton: Krabs!? Why that-he was just telling you a fish tale. There's no such thing as a drain at the bottom of the sea. (Jumps out of Spongebob's hand.) So go on, scram! SHOO! Get out of here! (Spongebob and Patrick walked away.) Why on Earth would Krabs tell those two blunderers about the Main Drain? (Cuts to Spongebob and Patrick walking in town.)

Spongebob: I wonder who else knows about the Main Drain. (Suddenly, they were pulled by two green arms and got dragged into a house in a dark room. Only that it was Old Man Jenkins who pulled them in. He turns on the light.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Old Man Jenkins!

[[Old Man Jenkins]]: Why are you two asking about the Main Drain?

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs tells us the story of how the Main Drain once destroyed Bikini Bottom.

Patrick: So we've been looking for it.

Spongebob: Does the Main Drain even exist?

Old Man Jenkins: Oh it exists all right, but it's been, uh...hushed up...

Spongebob: Where is the drain, O Wise Jenkins?

Old Man Jenkins: ...I have no idea. (Spongebob and Patrick are disappointed. They left the house.)

SpongeBob: (Immediately faces towards Patrick.) Patrick! We need to find that drain!

Patrick: Why?

SpongeBob: Isn't you curiosity piqued? (Frantic) What if someone accidentally pulls it? What if...What if...?

Patrick (Thinking): Oh, man...I hope this question isn't for me, I hate questions.

SpongeBob: What do you think, Patrick?

Patrick: Ah! (Frantically turns his head left and right) Um...uh...42! Eugh, No! Triangle! Guh, Meatballs! Screwdrivers! Pajamas! (Cries)

SpongeBob: (Confident) I hear ya, Patrick! Let's go find that drain!

Patrick: (Stops crying) OK. (Cuts to a scene where SpongeBob and Patrick pack their stuff.)

SpongeBob: OK, Patrick, let's start walking! (Walks)

Patrick: Oh, no, thanks. I'm not into the whole "walking" thing. (SpongeBob stops walking and faces towards Patrick)

SpongeBob: But how will we ever get to the drain?

Patrick: We'll wait for it to come to us.

SpongeBob: (Thinks of an idea.) ...I know! (Takes out his bubble bottle and creates a bus-shaped bubble) What do you think? (Camera shows the newly created bubble bus.)

Patrick: Wow! (The two go in and took their seats.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Road trip! Whoo-hoo! (The bus pops loudly and the two fell.)

SpongeBob: Well, that's out. (They both think again.) I know! (Uses his bubble bottle again and creates large bubbles as balloons for Patrick's home rock. The two then fly, but the bubbles get popped by a group of scallops. They scream and the rock falls down. The camera cuts to Squidward walking.)

Squidward: Another miserable day...(Groans with displeasure. He hears some distant screaming and a shadow casts over him.) Ooh? (Looks up and gets crushed by Patrick's rock.)

SpongeBob: Now what? (They both think once more.)

Patrick: Oh! I know exactly what to do! (Takes the remaining ropes from the bubble balloons and uses them as a horse rein and bites onto them. He them acts like a horse and neighs. Finally, he proceeds to pull the rock like a horse carriage. The rock uncovers a squashed Squidward from the ground.)

Squidward: Oh, that's better...

SpongeBob: Great idea, Patrick! We'll be there in no time! (Patrick hits something.)

Patrick: Ouch! Oh...(Finds the drain.) Hey! I found it!

SpongeBob: Wow, good job.

Patrick: Let's pull it.

SpongeBob: (Frighten) What!? Why would we do that!?

Patrick: Well, that was the whole point of coming here, wasn't it?

SpongeBob: No! We came to see if it is real.

Patrick: Well, how do we know this isn't a fake?

SpongeBob: We...we don't know...

Patrick: We won't know unless we pull it.

SpongeBob: But, if we pull it, and if it's real, the world may end.

Patrick: And if we don't, we'll never know. (Patrick slowly reaches for the plug when suddenly, Mr. Krabs and Plankton shouted.)

Mr. Krabs and Plankton: NOOOOOOO!! (They both quickly run up to SpongeBob and Patrick.)

Mr. Krabs: Boys, there's more to that story of the drain plug. You see...

Plankton: ...we were the two ding-a-lings who pulled that plug. (SpongeBob and Patrick gasped.)

Mr. Krabs: That's right. Plankton and I were wandering around... (Cuts to a scene with a younger Mr. Krabs and Plankton nonchalantly walking to the drain plug and pulling it; the drain them pulled everything and everyone from the entire ocean.) ...You see, we had to lie in order for you to keep away from it.

Plankton: We just didn't want for you to make the same mistake we made.

SpongeBob: Phew! That was a close one!

Patrick: Yeah. We almost messed up big time. (Inhales and exhales in relief, but accidentally pulling the plug.)

SpongeBob: Huh? (Sees the drain plug already pulled out. The drain then starts pulling everything from the entire ocean. SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton then screams and flees. Patrick does the same, but the four gets sucked into the drain. Then, the drain pulls every building and citizen from Bikini Bottom. The entire scenario turns out to be a story told by SpongeBob. The scene cuts to Patrick's bedroom.)

Patrick: (Screams) That's the most realistic scary story I've ever heard. (The sound of the drain plug pulled out and draining the ocean is heard.)

Episode Transcript: The Main Drain

2013-12-23T18:47:06Z

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]

==Transcript==
(At the [[Krusty Krab]], we see [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] coming out of the freezer with a krabby patty)

[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Nothing like a fresh frozen krabby patty with extra freezer burn flavor. (His nose breaks off. He walks up to the grill) Here we go...(Stops when he saw filth on the grill. He takes his finger and observes part of the filth.) Hmm, grill look a tad dirty. (Cuts to the counter with a customer.)

Customer: Yeah, I like to order...(Gets interrupted by a noise from the kitchen.)

Squidward: Hold that thought. (SpongeBob is cleaning the grill with a red sponge. Squidward pops his head in the window.) SpongeBob, what's all that racket? (SpongeBob cleans Squidward's face, he goes back to the counter with his face all dirty.)

Customer: Uh, so I like to order...(Squidward closes his mouth, hushing him. Back in the kitchen, the grill is all cleaned. SpongeBob places the red sponge in his tongue.)

SpongeBob: (Pops his head out the window.) Say! Who wants...the first patty from our freshly cleaned grill!? (Hyperventilates excitedly.)

Customer: (Delighted) I would like a krabby patty.

SpongeBob: Okay, how about you, Squid...

Squidward: No! I do not want a krabby patty.

SpongeBob: (Touching Squid's nose) You suuure?

Squidward: Don't touch me.

Customer: Why don't you want a krabby patty?

Squidward: I've seen what he cleans the grill with. (Cuts to the kitchen.)

SpongeBob: Now all I need is a fresh patty. (Walks to the freezer when he then slips on a puddle of water, goes out the door, making a path of water, grabs a pole, and slides back to the kitchen, closing the door. He is now lying down.)

SpongeBob: Hey, where'd all this water come from? (He noticed the sink was running. He walks up to it and turns it off.) There we go. Oh my stars and garters, the sink is clogged up! (He places a "Wet Floor" sign.) Safety. (Walks back to the sink.) Now what seem to be the trouble, hmm? (He heard somebody tripped. SpongeBob walks up to that person, which was Patrick.) Patrick, what happened? (Patrick sits up.)

Patrick: There I was, walking along, just minding my own business and then BOOM! (Takes out the "Wet Floor" sign.) Some dumbbell put this thing in the way. (Throws the sign out and gets up.) What'cha doing?

SpongeBob: Trying to see what has this sink all backed up. Would you excuse me a second?

Patrick: Uh-huh. (SpongeBob inhales for breath and holds it. He dives his head into the sink and then he saw a drain plug.)

SpongeBob: (Gurgling) Ah-ha! (Takes his head out of the sink.) Oh, this is easy. All I have to do is pull the drain plug. (Repeating as the scene goes to Mr. Krabs' office while he is writing.) Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug. (Mr. Krabs' eyes becomes bloodshot in fright.) The drain plug.

Mr. Krabs: (Yelling) THE DRAIN PLUG!? (Cuts to SpongeBob, trying to pull the drain plug. Mr. Krabs rushed to SpongeBob.) SpongeBob! (SpongeBob gets startled and he jumps up to the ceiling, hitting his head. Then he falls down to the floor.) What in Neptune's bathtub do you think you're doing, lad!?

SpongeBob: (Goes to the sink again.) The sink is clogged, (Holds the plug.) so I was going to pull out the drain plug. (Mr. Krabs smacks his hand and Spongebob lets go of the plug.)

Mr. Krabs: Stop messing with that drain plug! Are you daft?

SpongeBob: Why don't you want me to pull out the drain plug, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Why don't I-but-hmm...one sec. (Walks to a light switch and turns it off. Then he walks back.) Time for a scary story boys. The story...(Takes out a flashlight and shines to his face.) ... (Spooky tone) of the Main Drain. (He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio.) Patrick.

Patrick: Sorry. (Turns off his radio.)

Mr. Krabs: As I was saying... (Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.) it happened a long time ago... (He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio again and was annoyed.) Patrick! (Patrick turns it off again.) ...to a pair of little kids.

Patrick: (Scared) Two little kids...? (Crying)

Mr. Krabs: Anyway, (Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.) it said that the Main Drain beckoned to them, putting them under its spell. (Scene cuts to two kids, an orange fish and a green fish, running and laughing.)

Green Kid: (Singing) Dadadada-dum-da-dumdumdum.

Orange Kid: Woooo.

Mr. Krabs: (Narrating) One day, those two kids were wandering through the ocean, when they stumble upon it. (The kids found a giant drain plug.)

Kids: Huh?

Mr. Krabs: (Spooky tone) The Main Drain.

Kids: (They chuckled and then they pull it.)

Mr. Krabs: Legend has it that their curiosity got the best of 'em. (The plug has been pulled out.) And they pulled the plug. (The orange kid get sucked in.) The entire ocean rusted in the drain and sucked those two kids right down with it. (The green kid attempts to escape, but got sucked in as well.) The drain was so powerful, it pulled all of Bikini Bottom into its gaping maw, causing an apocalypse to the sea! (The drain sucked everything in the ocean, including the water. Cuts back to Mr. Krabs) And nobody was ever heard from...again. (Turns off flashlight.)

SpongeBob: (Turns the light back on.) Where is the Main Drain, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Well it right-I...I don't know where it is! And I'm certainly not going to tell you! (Pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of the restaurant.) So, so, so get out of here and stay away from that drain! No plugs will be pulled on my watch. (Closes the door.)

Patrick: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of baggage about drain dealings.

Spongebob: The Main Drain sounds very, very dangerous, I'm never gonna go near that thing.

Patrick: (Determined) We should go find it, to protect it from people like us.

Spongebob: (Worried) What if we get sucked in like those other two kids?

Patrick: Oh, don't worry, were not little kids, were all grown up. (His tooth comes out loose, then pulls it out.) Hey, a baby tooth. (They both walk through the road.)

Spongebob: Who's been in Bikini Bottom for as long as Mr. Krabs? (Suddenly, Spongebob stepped on Plankton.)

Plankton: OW! (Spongebob picks up his foot.)

Patrick: Ew...

Spongebob: Oh hi, Plankton! (Peels him off of his shoe while Plankton yells in pain, then he holds out Plankton on his hand.)

Patrick: Let's ask Plankton, he's a geezer.

Plankton: What stupid question do you want the answer to, idiots?

Spongebob: Patrick and I are trying to find the Main Drain.

Plankton: (Gasps) The Main Drain? What are you two bothering me for any-I-I-I don't know where the Main Drain is. It's a myth anyway, it doesn't exist!

Spongebob: Yeah, but Mr. Krabs said...

Plankton: Krabs!? Why that-he was just telling you a fish tale. There's no such thing as a drain at the bottom of the sea. (Jumps out of Spongebob's hand.) So go on, scram! SHOO! Get out of here! (Spongebob and Patrick walked away.) Why on Earth would Krabs tell those two blunderers about the Main Drain? (Cuts to Spongebob and Patrick walking in town.)

Spongebob: I wonder who else knows about the Main Drain. (Suddenly, they were pulled by two green arms and got dragged into a house in a dark room. Only that it was Old Man Jenkins who pulled them in. He turns on the light.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Old Man Jenkins!

Old Man Jenkins: Why are you two asking about the Main Drain?

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs tells us the story of how the Main Drain once destroyed Bikini Bottom.

Patrick: So we've been looking for it.

Spongebob: Does the Main Drain even exist?

Old Man Jenkins: Oh it exists all right, but it's been, uh...hushed up...

Spongebob: Where is the drain, O Wise Jenkins?

Old Man Jenkins: ...I have no idea. (Spongebob and Patrick are disappointed. They left the house.)

SpongeBob: (Immediately faces towards Patrick.) Patrick! We need to find that drain!

Patrick: Why?

SpongeBob: Isn't you curiosity piqued? (Frantic) What if someone accidentally pulls it? What if...What if...?

Patrick (Thinking): Oh, man...I hope this question isn't for me, I hate questions.

SpongeBob: What do you think, Patrick?

Patrick: Ah! (Frantically turns his head left and right) Um...uh...42! Eugh, No! Triangle! Guh, Meatballs! Screwdrivers! Pajamas! (Cries)

SpongeBob: (Confident) I hear ya, Patrick! Let's go find that drain!

Patrick: (Stops crying) OK. (Cuts to a scene where SpongeBob and Patrick pack their stuff.)

SpongeBob: OK, Patrick, let's start walking! (Walks)

Patrick: Oh, no, thanks. I'm not into the whole "walking" thing. (SpongeBob stops walking and faces towards Patrick)

SpongeBob: But how will we ever get to the drain?

Patrick: We'll wait for it to come to us.

SpongeBob: (Thinks of an idea.) ...I know! (Takes out his bubble bottle and creates a bus-shaped bubble) What do you think? (Camera shows the newly created bubble bus.)

Patrick: Wow! (The two go in and took their seats.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Road trip! Whoo-hoo! (The bus pops loudly and the two fell.)

SpongeBob: Well, that's out. (They both think again.) I know! (Uses his bubble bottle again and creates large bubbles as balloons for Patrick's home rock. The two then fly, but the bubbles get popped by a group of scallops. They scream and the rock falls down. The camera cuts to Squidward walking.)

Squidward: Another miserable day...(Groans with displeasure. He hears some distant screaming and a shadow casts over him.) Ooh? (Looks up and gets crushed by Patrick's rock.)

SpongeBob: Now what? (They both think once more.)

Patrick: Oh! I know exactly what to do! (Takes the remaining ropes from the bubble balloons and uses them as a horse rein and bites onto them. He them acts like a horse and neighs. Finally, he proceeds to pull the rock like a horse carriage. The rock uncovers a squashed Squidward from the ground.)

Squidward: Oh, that's better...

SpongeBob: Great idea, Patrick! We'll be there in no time! (Patrick hits something.)

Patrick: Ouch! Oh...(Finds the drain.) Hey! I found it!

SpongeBob: Wow, good job.

Patrick: Let's pull it.

SpongeBob: (Frighten) What!? Why would we do that!?

Patrick: Well, that was the whole point of coming here, wasn't it?

SpongeBob: No! We came to see if it is real.

Patrick: Well, how do we know this isn't a fake?

SpongeBob: We...we don't know...

Patrick: We won't know unless we pull it.

SpongeBob: But, if we pull it, and if it's real, the world may end.

Patrick: And if we don't, we'll never know. (Patrick slowly reaches for the plug when suddenly, Mr. Krabs and Plankton shouted.)

Mr. Krabs and Plankton: NOOOOOOO!! (They both quickly run up to SpongeBob and Patrick.)

Mr. Krabs: Boys, there's more to that story of the drain plug. You see...

Plankton: ...we were the two ding-a-lings who pulled that plug. (SpongeBob and Patrick gasped.)

Mr. Krabs: That's right. Plankton and I were wandering around... (Cuts to a scene with a younger Mr. Krabs and Plankton nonchalantly walking to the drain plug and pulling it; the drain them pulled everything and everyone from the entire ocean.) ...You see, we had to lie in order for you to keep away from it.

Plankton: We just didn't want for you to make the same mistake we made.

SpongeBob: Phew! That was a close one!

Patrick: Yeah. We almost messed up big time. (Inhales and exhales in relief, but accidentally pulling the plug.)

SpongeBob: Huh? (Sees the drain plug already pulled out. The drain then starts pulling everything from the entire ocean. SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton then screams and flees. Patrick does the same, but the four gets sucked into the drain. Then, the drain pulls every building and citizen from Bikini Bottom. The entire scenario turns out to be a story told by SpongeBob. The scene cuts to Patrick's bedroom.)

Patrick: (Screams) That's the most realistic scary story I've ever heard. (The sound of the drain plug pulled out and draining the ocean is heard.)

Krusty Krab Training Manual

2013-12-23T03:10:47Z

Cheepskate500:

[[Image:KKManual.jpg|thumb|right|Krusty Krab Manual Cover]]
[[Image:Ingredients.jpg|thumb|left|Section 1]]
[[Image:SeeBoss.jpg|thumb|right|Section 2]]
[[Image:BadSituation.jpg|thumb|left|Section 3]]
The '''Krusty Krab Training Manual''' is a book intended for new employees to read. It has a total of seven sections, each explaining of its own work routine. It only appeared in the episode [[Krusty Krab Training Video (Episode)|The Krusty Krab Training Video]].

==Sections==
*From Humble Beginnings
*The Krusty Krab Today
*Training
*Personal Hygiene
*Your Work Station
*Interfacing With Your Boss
*Emergency Situation!

{{Stub}}
{{Books in Bikini Bottom}}
[[Category:Book]]

Trench Billies (Episode)

2013-12-23T03:00:27Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia/Goofs */

{{EpInfo|Trench Billies|Titlecard Trench Billies.png|142a|7|January 29, 2011|The Main Drain|Sponge-Cano!}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
|}

'''Trench Billies''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|Season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Ma Angler]]
*[[Junior]]
*[[Other Trenchbillies]]

===Places===
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*[[Trench]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
After SpongeBob and Patrick fall into a trench inhabited by trenchbillies, they make them do weird tasks.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The name ''Trenchbillies'' is similar to ''Hillbillies''.
* The 1st time when SpongeBob and Patrick crashed into each other, when they landed, SpongeBob's teeth were not shattered anymore and Patrick's teeth grew back.
*When Patrick used SpongeBob as a guitar, he sounded like the Jew's harp. So, SpongeBob and a Jew's harp combined make a [[Sponge harp]].
*This episode was released on "[[Legends of Bikini Bottom (DVD)|Legends of Bikini Bottom]]" DVD before it aired.
*When the trenchbilly played started tuning, he was making musical sentences. For example, when he strummed 5 times, it was like he said "Musical challenge", "Get an instrument", and "Yes, it's a challenge". And when he strummed 3 times, he is saying "You ready?" and "OK then."
*2nd time SpongeBob was used as a guitar, the 1st time was in [[Rodeo Daze (Episode)|Rodeo Daze]].

===Transcript===
[[Episode Transcript: Trench Billies|Transcript for Trench Billies]]

{{Season7}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

Trench Billies (Episode)

2013-12-23T02:58:43Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia/Goofs */

{{EpInfo|Trench Billies|Titlecard Trench Billies.png|142a|7|January 29, 2011|The Main Drain|Sponge-Cano!}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
|}

'''Trench Billies''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 7|Season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Ma Angler]]
*[[Junior]]
*[[Other Trenchbillies]]

===Places===
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*[[Trench]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
After SpongeBob and Patrick fall into a trench inhabited by trenchbillies, they make them do weird tasks.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The name ''Trenchbillies'' is similar to ''Hillbillies''.
* The 1st time when SpongeBob and Patrick crashed into each other, when they landed, SpongeBob's teeth were not shattered anymore and Patrick's teeth grew back.
*When Patrick used SpongeBob as a guitar, he sounded like the Jew's harp. So, SpongeBob and a Jew's harp combined make a [[Sponge harp]].
*This episode was released on "[[Legends of Bikini Bottom (DVD)|Legends of Bikini Bottom]]" DVD before it aired.
*When the trenchbilly played started tuning, he was making musical sentences. For example, when he strummed 5 times, it was like he said "Musical challenge", "Get an instrument", and "Yes, it's a challenge". And when he strummed 3 times, he is saying "You ready?" and "OK then."
*1st time SpongeBob was used as a guitar, the 2nd time was in [[Rodeo Daze (Episode)|Rodeo Daze]].
===Transcript===
[[Episode Transcript: Trench Billies|Transcript for Trench Billies]]

{{Season7}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 7]]

The Main Drain (Place)

2013-12-23T02:55:44Z

Cheepskate500:

[[Image:141b Main Drain.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Main Drain]]
The '''Main Drain''' just appears in the episode [[The Main Drain (Episode)|The Main Drain]]. It can be found in the middle of the ocean. 
[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] tells [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] a story, in which two little children pull the giant plug and the whole ocean gets sucked into it, along with all the fish. Later Mr. Krabs says that it was [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] and he who pulled the plug.

At the end, it is revealed that it was just a story told by SpongeBob.

==Looks==
The Main Drain is just a giant plug. There is a long rusty chain hanging on the plug.

==Trivia==
*In reality, there is absolutely no such thing as a drain plug at the bottom of the sea.

 
{{Myths and Legends}}

[[Category:Place]]

Episode Transcript: The Main Drain

2013-12-23T02:49:48Z

Cheepskate500:

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]

==Transcript==
(At the [[Krusty Krab]], we see [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] coming out of the freezer with a krabby patty)

[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Nothing like a fresh frozen krabby patty with extra freezer burn flavor. (His nose breaks off. He walks up to the grill) Here we go...(Stops when he saw filth on the grill. He takes his finger and observes part of the filth.) Hmm, grill look a tad dirty. (Cuts to the counter with a customer.)

Customer: Yeah, I like to order...(Gets interrupted by a noise from the kitchen.)

Squidward: Hold that thought. (SpongeBob is cleaning the grill with a red sponge. Squidward pops his head in the window.) SpongeBob, what's all that racket? (SpongeBob cleans Squidward's face, he goes back to the counter with his face all dirty.)

Customer: Uh, so I like to order...(Squidward closes his mouth, hushing him. Back in the kitchen, the grill is all cleaned. SpongeBob places the red sponge in his tongue.)

SpongeBob: (Pops his head out the window.) Say! Who wants...the first patty from our freshly cleaned grill!? (Hyperventilates excitedly.)

Customer: (Delighted) I would like a krabby patty.

SpongeBob: Okay, how about you, Squid...

Squidward: No! I do not want a krabby patty.

SpongeBob: (Touching Squid's nose) You suuure?

Squidward: Don't touch me.

Customer: Why don't you want a krabby patty?

Squidward: I've seen what he cleans the grill with. (Cuts to the kitchen.)

SpongeBob: Now all I need is a fresh patty. (Walks to the freezer when he then slips on a puddle of water, goes out the door, making a path of water, grabs a pole, and slides back to the kitchen, closing the door. He is now lying down.)

SpongeBob: Hey, where'd all this water come from? (He noticed the sink was running. He walks up to it and turns it off.) There we go. Oh my stars and garters, the sink is clogged up! (He places a "Wet Floor" sign.) Safety. (Walks back to the sink.) Now what seem to be the trouble, hmm? (He heard somebody tripped. SpongeBob walks up to that person, which was Patrick.) Patrick, what happened? (Patrick sits up.)

Patrick: There I was, walking along, just minding my own business and then BOOM! (Takes out the "Wet Floor" sign.) Some dumbbell put this thing in the way. (Throws the sign out and gets up.) What'cha doing?

SpongeBob: Trying to see what has this sink all backed up. Would you excuse me a second?

Patrick: Uh-huh. (SpongeBob inhales for breath and holds it. He dives his head into the sink and then he saw a drain plug.)

SpongeBob: (Gurgling) Ah-ha! (Takes his head out of the sink.) Oh, this is easy. All I have to do is pull the drain plug. (Repeating as the scene goes to Mr. Krabs' office while he is writing.) Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. Pull the drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug. The drain plug.(Mr. Krabs' eyes are bloodshot in fright.) The drain plug.

Mr. Krabs: (Yelling) THE DRAIN PLUG!? (Cuts to SpongeBob, trying to pull the drain plug. Mr. Krabs rushed to SpongeBob.) SpongeBob! (SpongeBob gets startled and he jumps up to the ceiling, hitting his head. Then he falls down to the floor.) What in Neptune's bathtub do you think you're doing, lad!?

SpongeBob: (Goes to the sink again.) The sink is clogged, (Holds the plug.) so I was going to pull out the drain plug. (Mr. Krabs smacks his hand and Spongebob lets go of the plug.)

Mr. Krabs: Stop messing with that drain plug! Are you daft?

SpongeBob: Why don't you want me to pull out the drain plug, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Why don't I, but, hmm...one sec. (Walks to a light switch and turns it off. Then he walks back.) Time for a scary story boys. The story...(Takes out a flashlight and shines to his face.)...(Spooky tone) of the Main Drain. (He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio.) Patrick.

Patrick: Sorry. (Turns off his radio.)

Mr. Krabs: As I was saying...(Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.) it happened a long time ago...(He hears ominous music from Patrick's radio again and was annoyed.) Patrick! (Patrick turns it off again.)...to a pair of little kids.

Patrick: (Scared) Two little kids...? (Crying)

Mr. Krabs: Anyway, (Takes out the flashlight and shines to his face again.) it said that the Main Drain beckoned to them, putting them under its spell. (Scene cuts to two kids, an orange fish and a green fish, running and laughing.)

Green Kid: (Singing) Dadadada-dum-da-dumdumdum.

Orange Kid: Woooo.

Mr. Krabs: (Narrating) One day, those two kids were wandering through the ocean, when they stumble upon it. (The kids found a giant drain plug.)

Kids: Huh?

Mr. Krabs: (Spooky tone) The Main Drain.

Kids: (They chuckled and then they pull it.)

Mr. Krabs: Legend has it that their curiosity got the best of 'em. (The plug has been pulled out.) And they pulled the plug. (The orange kid get sucked in.) The entire ocean rusted in the drain and sucked those two kids right down with it. (The green kid attempts to escape, but got sucked in as well.) The drain was so powerful, it pulled all of Bikini Bottom into its gaping maw, causing an apocalypse to the sea! (The drain sucked everything in the ocean, including the water. Cuts back to Mr. Krabs) And nobody was ever heard from...again. (Turns off flashlight.)

SpongeBob: (Turns the light back on.) Where is the Main Drain, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Well it right, I...I don't know where it is, and I'm certainly not going to tell you! (Pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of the restaurant.) So, so, so get out of here and stay away from that drain! No plugs will be pulled on my watch. (Closes the door.)

Patrick: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of baggage about drain dealings.

Spongebob: The Main Drain sounds very, very dangerous, I'm never gonna go near that thing.

Patrick: We should go find it, to protect it from people like us.

Spongebob: (Worried) What if we get sucked in like those other two kids?

Patrick: Oh don't worry, were not little kids, were all grown up. (His tooth comes out loose, then pulls it out.) Hey, a baby tooth. (They both walk through the road.)

Spongebob: Who's been in Bikini Bottom for as long as Mr. Krabs? (Suddenly, Spongebob stepped on Plankton.)

Plankton: OW! (Spongebob picks up his foot.)

Patrick: Ew...

Spongebob: Oh hi, Plankton! (Peels him off of his shoe while Plankton yells in pain, then he holds out Plankton on his hand.)

Patrick: Let's ask Plankton, he's a geezer.

Plankton: What stupid question do you want the answer to, idiots?

Spongebob: Patrick and I are trying to find the Main Drain.

Plankton: (Gasps) The Main Drain? What are you two bothering me for any-I-I-I don't know where the Main Drain is. It's a myth anyway, it doesn't exist!

Spongebob: Yeah but Mr. Krabs said...

Plankton: Krabs!? Why that, he was just telling you a fish tale. There's no such thing as a drain at the bottom of the sea. (Jumps out of Spongebob's hand.) So go on, scram! SHOO! Get out of here! (Spongebob and Patrick walked away.) Why on Earth would Krabs tell those two blunderers about the Main Drain? (Cuts to Spongebob and Patrick walking in town.)

Spongebob: I wonder who else knows about the Main Drain. (Suddenly, they were pulled by two green arms and got dragged into a house in a dark room. Only that it was Old Man Jenkins who pulled them in. He turns on the light.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Old Man Jenkins!

Old Man Jenkins: Why are you two asking about the Main Drain?

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs tells us the story of how the Main Drain once destroyed Bikini Bottom.

Patrick: So we've been looking for it.

Spongebob: Does the Main Drain even exist?

Old Man Jenkins: Oh it exists all right, but it's been, uh...hushed up...

Spongebob: Where is the drain, O Wise Jenkins?

Old Man Jenkins: ...I have no idea. (Spongebob and Patrick are disappointed. They left the house.)

SpongeBob: (Immediately faces towards Patrick.) Patrick! We need to find that drain!

Patrick: Why?

SpongeBob: Isn't you curiosity piqued? (Frantic) What if someone accidentally pulls it? What if...What if...?

Patrick (Thinking): Oh, man...I hope this question isn't for me, I hate questions.

SpongeBob: What do you think, Patrick?

Patrick: Ah! (Frantically turns his head left and right) Um...uh...42! Eugh, No! Triangle! Guh, Meatballs! Screwdrivers! Pajamas! (Cries)

SpongeBob: (Confident) I hear ya, Patrick! Let's go find that drain!

Patrick: (Stops crying) OK. (Cuts to a scene where SpongeBob and Patrick pack their stuff.)

SpongeBob: OK, Patrick, let's start walking! (Walks)

Patrick: Oh, no, thanks. I'm not into the whole "walking" thing. (SpongeBob stops walking and faces towards Patrick)

SpongeBob: But how will we ever get to the drain?

Patrick: We'll wait for it to come to us.

SpongeBob: (Thinks of an idea.) ...I know! (Takes out his bubble bottle and creates a bus-shaped bubble) What do you think? (Camera shows the newly created bubble bus.)

Patrick: Wow! (The two go in and took their seats.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Road trip! Whoo-hoo! (The bus pops loudly and the two fell.)

SpongeBob: Well, that's out. (They both think again.) I know! (Uses his bubble bottle again and creates large bubbles as balloons for Patrick's home rock. The two then fly, but the bubbles get popped by a group of scallops. They scream and the rock falls down. The camera cuts to Squidward walking.)

Squidward: Another miserable day...(Groans with displeasure. He hears some distant screaming and a shadow casts over him.) Ooh? (Looks up and gets crushed by Patrick's rock.)

SpongeBob: Now what? (They both think once more.)

Patrick: Oh! I know exactly what to do! (Takes the remaining ropes from the bubble balloons and uses them as a horse rein and bites onto them. He them acts like a horse and neighs. Finally, he proceeds to pull the rock like a horse carriage. The rock uncovers a squashed Squidward from the ground.)

Squidward: Oh, that's better...

SpongeBob: Great idea, Patrick! We'll be there in no time! (Patrick hits something.)

Patrick: Ouch! Oh...(Finds the drain.) Hey! I found it!

SpongeBob: Wow, good job.

Patrick: Let's pull it.

SpongeBob: (Frighten) What!? Why would we do that!?

Patrick: Well, that was the whole point of coming here, wasn't it?

SpongeBob: No! We came to see if it is real.

Patrick: Well, how do we know this isn't a fake?

SpongeBob: We...we don't know...

Patrick: We won't know unless we pull it.

SpongeBob: But, if we pull it, and if it's real, the world may end.

Patrick: And if we don't, we'll never know. (Patrick slowly reaches for the plug when suddenly, Mr. Krabs and Plankton shouted.)

Mr. Krabs and Plankton: NOOOOOOO!! (They both quickly run up to SpongeBob and Patrick.)

Mr. Krabs: Boys, there's more to that story of the drain plug. You see...

Plankton: ...we were the two ding-a-lings who pulled that plug. (SpongeBob and Patrick gasped.)

Mr. Krabs: That's right. Plankton and I were wandering around... (Cuts to a scene with a younger Mr. Krabs and Plankton nonchalantly walking to the drain plug and pulling it; the drain them pulled everything and everyone from the entire ocean.) ...You see, we had to lie in order for you to keep away from it.

Plankton: We just didn't want for you to make the same mistake again.

SpongeBob: Phew! That was a close one!

Patrick: Yeah. We almost messed up big time. (Inhales and exhales in relief, but accidentally pulling the plug.)

SpongeBob: Huh? (Sees the drain plug already pulled out. The drain then starts pulling everything from the entire ocean. SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton then screams and flees. Patrick does the same, but the four gets sucked into the drain. Then, the drain pulls every building and citizen from Bikini Bottom. The entire scenario turns out to be a story told by SpongeBob. The scene cuts to Patrick's bedroom.)

Patrick: (Screams) That's the most realistic scary story I've ever heard. (The sound of the drain plug pulled out and draining the ocean is heard.)

Glove World R.I.P. (Episode)

2013-11-17T05:04:22Z

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{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
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'''Glove World R.I.P.''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Glove World Owner]]
===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Glove World]]
*[[Glove Universe]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob is in his house reading a book, when suddenly, a roller coaster bursts through his wall. The roller coaster had got into an accident and crashed into SpongeBob's house, and the passengers mention Glove World is closing down forever. SpongeBob immediately rushes to Patrick's house to tell him about it. SpongeBob and Patrick head over to Glove World to ask the owner if the rumor is true. Instead of answering them, he gives Patrick a large glove, which he uses as briefs, and then SpongeBob and Patrick begin making several glove related puns. Afterwards, the owner confirms that Glove World will be shutting down, and the two begin panicking. 
SpongeBob and Patrick decide to ride all of their favorite rides one last time. After riding a few rides, they decide to ride the Ferris Wheel. However, it breaks free of its moorings and the two manage to jump off the ride. SpongeBob and Patrick look to see why Glove World is being cancelled, and they see many rides crashing, with everything breaking and going wrong. SpongeBob decides to fix Glove World to prevent it from being closed down. First, SpongeBob morphs shapes to imitate the hall of mirrors. One of the carnies is angered when a little kid kicks his shin, so he quits. The owner allows Patrick to serve as a replacement for him. SpongeBob tries to fix the swing ride when the operator falls asleep. However, he injures many of the ride's passengers and messes the ride up. Next, SpongeBob fails to save some of the victims of a roller coaster crash. Meanwhile, Patrick is terrorizing the citizens in the glove costume. 
Afterwards, they notice the park is completely deserted and it is now completely destroyed. The two chain themselves to the entrance to prevent the owner from shutting Glove World down. However, it is revealed that it was closed down because Glove Universe had opened up. SpongeBob tries to unchain themselves, but the key is missing.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Glove World has really collapsed since all the rides seem to cause harm rather than fun.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Glove World R.I.P.|Transcript for Glove World R.I.P.]]

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Bubble Troubles (Episode)

2013-11-17T05:02:58Z

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{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
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'''Bubble Troubles''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr.Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Pearl]]
*Bonsai Squidward

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Bikini Atoll]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Sandy's Treedome]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

===Vehicles===
*[[Sandy's Submarine]]

==Plot==
When SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally destroy Sandy's air supply, they have to help her find more oxygen.

[[Image:Bubble Troubles.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Sandy and Pearl]]
==Trivia==
*It took 20 years for Squidward to make a bonsai plant of himself until it got ruined.
*Sandy's suit has an air supply.
*The title card resembles the foreground used in Prehibernation Week where Sandy asks SpongeBob if he found the hay yet in a game of "Find the Hay in the Needlestack".
*The submarine in this was from the episode ''20,000 Patties Under the Sea'' except they took out some things and added some new things and basically the windows, the walls, the floor and the ceiling was the same.

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{{Season8}}

Someone’s in the Kitchen with Sandy (Episode)

2013-11-17T04:58:50Z

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{{EpInfo|Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy|Someone's-in-the-Kitchen-with-Sandy.jpg|129a|7|19 July 2009|Stuck in the Wringer|The Inside Job}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
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'''"Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy"''' is an episode from [[Season 7]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Larry]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*Polices
*Bikini Bottomites

===Places===

*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Sandy's House]]

==Plot==

At the Krusty Krab, [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]] hides in a sesame seed costume on the bun of a Krabby Patty. SpongeBob takes the patty and gives it to Sandy, who had ordered the patty. Since she cannot eat through her suit, Sandy puts the Krabby Patty inside her suit, and then starts messily eating. Plankton loses consiousness due to the lack of water inside Sandy's suit.

Sandy later arrives at her [[Treedome]]. She decides to take a shower, and removes her fur coat, revealing her hairless pink body. Water from the shower lands on Plankton, who then regains consiousness. Realizing where he is, he gets an idea, and with that, he steals Sandy's pelt and helmet and locks her in the shower. He goes to the Chum Bucket, where he makes a robot covered with Sandy's pelt, and starts walking to the Krusty Krab, where he intends to pose as Sandy and ask SpongeBob what the Krabby Patty Secret Recipe is. He arrives at the Krusty Krab and asks SpongeBob to tell "her" the formula. SpongeBob says he isn't allowed to tell "Sandy" the whole formula but, he could tell "her" how to make it, and the two go into the kitchen.

Meanwhile, Sandy gets out of the shower and realizes that her pelt and helmet are gone. With that, she vows to get her things back, and puts a coffee maker on her head (as a makeshift helmet), and goes into town in her bikini. However, locals mistake her for being nude, calling her a "naked chipmunk",a "nudist ferret" and a "hairless goat".

Plankton, tired of waiting for SpongeBob to tell "her" the formula, steals it and rushes out of the restauraunt. Howeverer, the real Sandy arrives and defeats the Sandy robot. Sandy rolls up her fur and traps Plankton in a jar of mustard. Just then, the police catch up to her, and arrest her for "public nudity".

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Sandy is never naked in this episode. She is constantly wearing a bra and underpants that very closely resemble her bikini. It is unknown why everyone, even her friends, think she is nude.
*Although multiple male characters have been seen fully nude on-screen on this show, no female characters have been, even when they shower.
*The most likely reason that Sandy was not actually seen nude in this episode is that it is a children's show. However, SpongeBob and many other male characters have been seen nude, sometimes with their rear ends fully visible.
*If Sandy's situation was regarded as "nudity" by the Bikini Bottomites, then, at least by Bikini Bottom standards, SpongeBob and Patrick have seen Sandy "naked" before, in the episode "[[Survival of the Idiots]]".
*SpongeBob called Sandy "a special friend", implying yet another romantic relationship.
*The title is a parody of the verse "Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinah" in the old song "I've Been Working On The Railroad".
*Sandy's pelt was probably a fake worn until her fur, torn off in "[[Survival of the Idiots]]" grew back. However, it was mostly referred to as "fur", so it may have been her actual fur. However, this contradicts her wearing undergarments under it.
*This the first time Plankton is seen inside Sandy's Treedome.
*So far, every main character except [[Gary]] has been in the [[Treedome]] at least once.
*This is the second time Sandy interacts with Plankton.
*In [[Bummer Vacation]], SpongeBob said the grill needed to be turned to exactly 298 degrees farenheit, but in this episode SpongeBob said 274 degrees farenheit.
*The Krabby Patty tempature gradually decreases.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]]

{{Season7}}

Master Udon

2013-11-17T04:55:29Z

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[[Image: MeisterUdon.jpg|thumb|right|Master Udon]]
'''Master Udon''' is the main antagonist seen in the episode: [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate Island]]. Udon is the fish that calls [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] to come to the mysterious [[Karate Island (Place)|Karate Island]]. He is actually a con man because he captures SpongeBob and tries to make him to buy real estate. He has quite a few recruits and orders them to stop [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] from getting to him. It is revealed that at the end of the episode, he has extremely large muscles and loses to Sandy and falls out of the condo window, landing in the water and possibly dying until…He returns at the very end of the episode (as a pun joke).

===Master Udon's henchmen===
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]

==Trivia==
*At the end of the episode, Udon is back to normal after falling from a high distance and greeting [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] to become "King of Clarinets".
*Near the end of the episode, [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] says "You're in the soup now, Udon!" Udon is actually named after a type of noodle soup served in Japan.
*Works on the 4th floor of the ''4 floors of fear''
*Udon is the last role Pat Morita had before he died just after he finished the episode. The episode is dedicated in his memory. Because of this, Udon may not appear again.

==Voice==
*He is Voiced by [[Guest Stars|Pat Morita]].

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Lip Service

2013-11-17T04:53:51Z

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[[Image:Lippacollagen.jpg|thumb|right|Lip Service]]
'''Lip Service''' is a fish that fought [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] in the episode: [[Karate Island (Episode)|Karate island]]. She has huge lips and is on the second floor of the ''Four Floors of Fear''. She was winning the fight against Sandy, until Sandy pulled out a hairdryer and chapped her lips. She was employed by [[Udon]] to make [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] purchase real estate. She lives in [[Karate Island (Place)|Karate Island]].

===Looks===
Lip Service has huge lips, wears a blue shirt and has blonde hair. She also has green eyelids and is orange colored. She has three fins on the back of her head.

===Colleagues===
*[[Master Udon]] (Leader)
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]

==Trivia==
*Despite this being a Japanese style episode, she has a German accent.

==Weakness==
*Hair dryers (chaps her lips)
 

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Sponge Gloss

2013-10-24T01:17:43Z

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[[Image:Spongegloss.jpg|thumb|right|The Sponge Gloss Container]]

'''Sponge Gloss''' was used by [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and only seen on the episode [[Picture Day]]. He put on Sponge Gloss to prevent him from being dirty. Sponge Gloss is like lip gloss, but is used on the body, it prevents filth from staining the person. It makes SpongeBob look shiny and new and is most likely only usable for sponges. Sponge Gloss was so shiny, it caused an accident on the road.

===Looks===
Sponge Gloss is a small, thin, pink cylinder-shaped bottle. It has a small non-shiny lid and the bottle is filled with SpongeGloss which is also pink yet translucent. But the applicator inside of it is larger than the container of Sponge Gloss.

==Weaknesses==
Water washes Sponge Gloss off, which is odd because it is already underwater.

{{SpongeBob's Stuff}}

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Legend of the Lost Spatula

2013-09-21T18:46:33Z

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'''Legend of the Lost Spatula''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] video game that was released on 14 March 2001 for the Game Boy Color. This is the first SpongeBob video game.

[[Image:Legendofthespatula.jpg|thumb|right|170|The Front Cover]]

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[The Flying Dutchman]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's Block]]
*[[Downtown Bikini Bottom|Downtown]]
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*[[Sandy's Park]]
*[[Outer Town]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*[[The Carnival]]
*[[Kelpazoic Jungle]]
*[[Undersea Desert]]
*[[Rock Bottom]]
*[[Dutch Under]]

==Plot==
During SpongeBob's time in Jellyfish Fields, he ran into what appears to be a statue of a fry cook standing on an oven. SpongeBob then ran into the [[Krusty Krab]] to show Mr. Krabs of the statue, then Mr. Krabs tells him the statue was actually the entrance to the Flying Dutchman's underworld. Mr. Krabs then told SpongeBob of an old legend, that in the city of Palm Bay, there lived a master fry cook who ruled with the Golden Spatula. But Mt. Kabloovious buried Palm Bay, which ended the civilization. Then the Flying Dutchman took over the city and his first mate buried the key somewhere in Goo Lagoon. Then Mr. Krabs also said that if SpongeBob manages to obtain the Golden Spatula, he will become the master fry cook. So SpongeBob sets out on an adventure.

SpongeBob then travels to Goo Lagoon to find the key. He eventually finds an anchor and dives along with it, which he crashes through the bottom of Goo Lagoon and finds a treasure chest. He then obtains a treasure map that shows where the keys known as oven knobs to the underworld are hidden. There are four keys in total, hidden in four different places. These four places are: Jellyfish Fields, The Carnival, Kelpazoic Jungle, and the Undersea Desert. SpongeBob travels to all four of those places, eventually gaining access to the underworld.

He unlocks the door of the statue then accidentally falls in, and ends up in Rock Bottom. After passing through the dark city, he stumbles upon a hole which finally leads to the Flying Dutchman's Underworld. SpongeBob then climbs from the inferno cavern to a sunken ship which he finds the Flying Dutchman. The two battled and SpongeBob defeats him. Then he finally found the Golden Spatula and brings it to the Krusty Krab. He was then known as the master fry cook and the Krusty Krab made a success.

==Gameplay==
The player assumes the role of SpongeBob SquarePants and travels around [[Bikini Bottom]]. His health system consist of his clothes, for example: If SpongeBob takes damage, he loses his pants, leaving him in his underpants. If he takes damage again, he loses his underpants, leaving him embarassed with no clothes. The player is then warped into the area where SpongeBob entered. There is a third health point by talking to Mrs. Puff, the player then obtains the Hall Monitor uniform, increasing SpongeBob's maximum health points to three. The player could talk to people for hints and what to do next. Some people give the player a small task to complete in order to receive a special item. There is also a password save system, meaning that if the player desires to save, the player must write down the password from the pause menu. Then the next time the player starts up the game, the password must be typed in again if the player desires to load the latest save log.

===Menu Controls===
*D-Pad: Choose
*A Button: Accept
*B Button: Cancel

===SpongeBob Controls===
*D-Pad: Move SpongeBob left or right; talk to people; open treasure chests; squat.
*A Button: Use item
*B Button: Jump
*Start Button: Pause Menu: The player can choose to restart from the beginning of the current area, quit the game, or view the save password.
*Select Button: Safety First Menu: The player can choose to view missions, check the map, or equip items.
*Hold Up on D-Pad, then Select Button: Utility Belt Menu

===Main Items===
SpongeBob uses different items to help him through his adventure. Here is a list of items.

[[File:Bubble Wand.png]]
*Bubble Wand - SpongeBob's primary item. He can blow bubbles that will make enemies flee.
[[File:Jellyfish Net.png]]
*[[Jellyfish Net]] - SpongeBob's secondary item. He can catch jellyfish and scallops.
*[[Ol' Reliable]] - A stronger version of the Jellyfish Net. He can catch other enemies he couldn't catch before. Obtained after finding Patrick's Shorts and return it to him.
[[File:Net Launcher.png]]
*[[Net Launcher]] - Found in Goo Lagoon. He can engulf enemies in nets to defeat them.
*Moon Man Catcher - A stronger version of the Net Launcher, built with infinite net ammo. Obtained after finding Sandy's Hat and return it to her.
[[File:Spatula.png]]
*[[Spatula]] - Found in Goo Lagoon. He can fling krabby patties at his foes to chew on them, leaving them stunned.
*Hydro Dynamic Spatula - A stronger version of the Spatula, built with infinite Krabby Patty Ammo. Obtained after delivering the pizza to the customer in the Kelpazoic Jungle and giving Mr. Krabs the money.
[[File:Glasses.png]]
*Glasses - Dropped by Squidward. Special X-Ray Glasses that will let SpongeBob see through treasure chests before opening them. Obtained after bringing Squidward some jelly.
[[File:Spring Shoes.png]]
*Spring Shoes - Found in Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob can jump higher with these shoes.
[[File:Power Ring.png]]
*Power Ring - A special item received from Mermaid Man. Grants SpongeBob infinite health points and improved running and jumping power.

===Equipment Items===
*Pair of Pants - These increase SpongeBob's health point by one.
*Hall Monitor Uniform - Received from Mrs. Puff. Increases SpongeBob's maximum health point to three.
*Hall Monitor Badge - These increase SpongeBob's health point by two.
*Net Ammo - Ammo for the Net Launcher.
*[[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]] - Ammo for the Spatula.

===Other Items===
*Jellyfish Hive - Found in Jellyfish Fields. This hive contains all-natural Jellyfish jelly.
*Patrick's Shorts - Found in The Carnival. Patrick's favorite shorts that was lost at the carnival.
*Sandy's Hat - Found in Undersea Desert. Sandy's favorite hat that was taken by a dastardly crook in the desert.

===Important Items===

[[File:Oven Knob.png]]
*Oven Knob - There are four oven knobs in all. SpongeBob needs those oven knobs to unlock the entrance of the statue.
[[File:Golden Spatula.png]]
*[[Golden Spatula]] - A legendary spatula that will make whoever wields it a master fry cook.

===Enemies===
There are some character who causes SpongeBob trouble. Here is a list of enemies.

*[[Jellyfish|Jellyfishes]], [[Scallop]] - They fly around in some places. They can be caught with the Jellyfish Net.
*[[Bubble Bass]], Beach Bullies, Sneezy Fish - They appear to just walk around and bump SpongeBob when he goes in contact with them. They can be defeated with a bubble or a net launcher. They can also be temporarily stunned with a single Krabby Patty.
*[[Clam|Clams]] - They will eat and spit out SpongeBob only when their mouths are opened.
*[[Urchin|Urchins]] - They circle around slowly in places. They can also be caught with the Jellyfish Net.

===Bosses===
There are stronger enemies known as bosses, who guard the oven knobs. Here is a list of bosses.

[[File:SpongeBob VS Mother Jellyfish.png]]
*Mother Jellyfish - A giant jellyfish found in JellyFish Fields. The Jellyfish will fly around and electrocute SpongeBob badly. SpongeBob can blow five bubbles to trap the jellyfish inside a huge bubble.
[[File:SpongeBob VS The Jungle Fish.png]]
*Jungle Fish - A tarzan-like fish who resides in Kelpazoic Jungle. He will jump up on the roof and start throwing shells. SpongeBob will need to weaken him with four bubbles. When he is weakened enough, SpongeBob should trap him with his net launcher.
[[File:SpongeBob VS Cowboy Fish.png]]
*Cowboy Fish - A fish that waits in the Undersea Desert to challenge anyone to a duel. He will jump around and squirt ketchup bottles at SpongeBob. SpongeBob needs to feed him five Krabby Patties to stuff him.
[[File:SpongeBob VS The Flying Dutchman.png]]
*The Flying Dutchman - The final boss of the game. He is lurking in his underworld, guarding the Golden Spatula, and will attack anyone who dares enter his room. He will attack by dropping objects on SpongeBob. SpongeBob should stuff him with five Krabby Patties to tire him out.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Title Screen.png|The title screen.
Main Menu.png|The main menu, featuring [[Painty]].
SpongeBob's House.png|SpongeBob and Gary in front of SpongeBob's House.
Downtown.png|SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs at Downtown, near the [[Krusty Krab]].
The Statue.png|SpongeBob in front of the statue.
</gallery>

==Reception==
This game has received mixed to negative reviews. IGN rated this game 6 out of 10, complimenting for large levels, mutiple objectives, and the amusement from characters. But critizied it for password save system and its level design. GameSpot rated this game 3.8 out of 10, being negative about its simplified gameplay and lack of variety. But praised for its graphics and thought of it as a decent platformer game.

==Trivia==
*This game references some episodes:
**[[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]]: When SpongeBob talks to some people at Goo Lagoon after obtaining the map, they will ask if he is okay, then he shows his ripped pants and responds that he is not okay because of his said pants.
**[[Pizza Delivery (Episode)|Pizza Delivery]]: When SpongeBob talks to Mr. Krabs after getting the map, Mr. Krabs then tells SpongeBob to deliver a pizza to an explorer at Kelpazoic Jungle. Also, the Undersea Desert resembles the desert that SpongeBob and Squidward were stranded in from the said episode.
**[[Hall Monitor (Episode)|Hall Monitor]]: When SpongeBob talks to Mrs. Puff for the first time, He receives the Hall Monitor uniform. If SpongeBob talks to her again, she will say this line directly from the said episode, "You can't make this easy, can you?".

{{Video Games}}

[[Category:Video Games]]

Legend of the Lost Spatula

2013-09-21T18:37:44Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia */

Legend of the Lost Spatula

2013-09-21T18:28:32Z

Cheepskate500: /* Reception */

'''Legend of the Lost Spatula''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] video game that was released on 14 March 2001 for the Game Boy Color. This is the first SpongeBob video game.

[[Image:Legendofthespatula.jpg|thumb|right|170|The Front Cover]]

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[The Flying Dutchman]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's Block]]
*[[Downtown Bikini Bottom|Downtown]]
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*[[Sandy's Park]]
*[[Outer Town]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*[[The Carnival]]
*[[Kelpazoic Jungle]]
*[[Undersea Desert]]
*[[Rock Bottom]]
*[[Dutch Under]]

==Plot==
During SpongeBob's time in Jellyfish Fields, he ran into what appears to be a statue of a fry cook standing on an oven. SpongeBob then ran into the [[Krusty Krab]] to show Mr. Krabs of the statue, then Mr. Krabs tells him the statue was actually the entrance to the Flying Dutchman's underworld. Mr. Krabs then told SpongeBob of an old legend, that in the city of Palm Bay, there lived a master fry cook who ruled with the Golden Spatula. But Mt. Kabloovious buried Palm Bay, which ended the civilization. Then the Flying Dutchman took over the city and his first mate buried the key somewhere in Goo Lagoon. Then Mr. Krabs also said that if SpongeBob manages to obtain the Golden Spatula, he will become the master fry cook. So SpongeBob sets out on an adventure.

SpongeBob then travels to Goo Lagoon to find the key. He eventually finds an anchor and dives along with it, which he crashes through the bottom of Goo Lagoon and finds a treasure chest. He then obtains a treasure map that shows where the keys known as oven knobs to the underworld are hidden. There are four keys in total, hidden in four different places. These four places are: Jellyfish Fields, The Carnival, Kelpazoic Jungle, and the Undersea Desert. SpongeBob travels to all four of those places, eventually gaining access to the underworld.

He unlocks the door of the statue then accidentally falls in, and ends up in Rock Bottom. After passing through the dark city, he stumbles upon a hole which finally leads to the Flying Dutchman's Underworld. SpongeBob then climbs from the inferno cavern to a sunken ship which he finds the Flying Dutchman. The two battled and SpongeBob defeats him. Then he finally found the Golden Spatula and brings it to the Krusty Krab. He was then known as the master fry cook and the Krusty Krab made a success.

==Gameplay==
The player assumes the role of SpongeBob SquarePants and travels around [[Bikini Bottom]]. His health system consist of his clothes, for example: If SpongeBob takes damage, he loses his pants, leaving him in his underpants. If he takes damage again, he loses his underpants, leaving him embarassed with no clothes. The player is then warped into the area where SpongeBob entered. There is a third health point by talking to Mrs. Puff, the player then obtains the Hall Monitor uniform, increasing SpongeBob's maximum health points to three. The player could talk to people for hints and what to do next. Some people give the player a small task to complete in order to receive a special item. There is also a password save system, meaning that if the player desires to save, the player must write down the password from the pause menu. Then the next time the player starts up the game, the password must be typed in again if the player desires to load the latest save log.

===Menu Controls===
*D-Pad: Choose
*A Button: Accept
*B Button: Cancel

===SpongeBob Controls===
*D-Pad: Move SpongeBob left or right; talk to people; open treasure chests; squat.
*A Button: Use item
*B Button: Jump
*Start Button: Pause Menu: The player can choose to restart from the beginning of the current area, quit the game, or view the save password.
*Select Button: Safety First Menu: The player can choose to view missions, check the map, or equip items.
*Hold Up on D-Pad, then Select Button: Utility Belt Menu

===Main Items===
SpongeBob uses different items to help him through his adventure. Here is a list of items.

[[File:Bubble Wand.png]]
*Bubble Wand - SpongeBob's primary item. He can blow bubbles that will make enemies flee.
[[File:Jellyfish Net.png]]
*[[Jellyfish Net]] - SpongeBob's secondary item. He can catch jellyfish and scallops.
*[[Ol' Reliable]] - A stronger version of the Jellyfish Net. He can catch other enemies he couldn't catch before. Obtained after finding Patrick's Shorts and return it to him.
[[File:Net Launcher.png]]
*[[Net Launcher]] - Found in Goo Lagoon. He can engulf enemies in nets to defeat them.
*Moon Man Catcher - A stronger version of the Net Launcher, built with infinite net ammo. Obtained after finding Sandy's Hat and return it to her.
[[File:Spatula.png]]
*[[Spatula]] - Found in Goo Lagoon. He can fling krabby patties at his foes to chew on them, leaving them stunned.
*Hydro Dynamic Spatula - A stronger version of the Spatula, built with infinite Krabby Patty Ammo. Obtained after delivering the pizza to the customer in the Kelpazoic Jungle and giving Mr. Krabs the money.
[[File:Glasses.png]]
*Glasses - Dropped by Squidward. Special X-Ray Glasses that will let SpongeBob see through treasure chests before opening them. Obtained after bringing Squidward some jelly.
[[File:Spring Shoes.png]]
*Spring Shoes - Found in Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob can jump higher with these shoes.
[[File:Power Ring.png]]
*Power Ring - A special item received from Mermaid Man. Grants SpongeBob infinite health points and improved running and jumping power.

===Equipment Items===
*Pair of Pants - These increase SpongeBob's health point by one.
*Hall Monitor Uniform - Received from Mrs. Puff. Increases SpongeBob's maximum health point to three.
*Hall Monitor Badge - These increase SpongeBob's health point by two.
*Net Ammo - Ammo for the Net Launcher.
*[[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]] - Ammo for the Spatula.

===Other Items===
*Jellyfish Hive - Found in Jellyfish Fields. This hive contains all-natural Jellyfish jelly.
*Patrick's Shorts - Found in The Carnival. Patrick's favorite shorts that was lost at the carnival.
*Sandy's Hat - Found in Undersea Desert. Sandy's favorite hat that was taken by a dastardly crook in the desert.

===Important Items===

[[File:Oven Knob.png]]
*Oven Knob - There are four oven knobs in all. SpongeBob needs those oven knobs to unlock the entrance of the statue.
[[File:Golden Spatula.png]]
*[[Golden Spatula]] - A legendary spatula that will make whoever wields it a master fry cook.

===Enemies===
There are some character who causes SpongeBob trouble. Here is a list of enemies.

*[[Jellyfish|Jellyfishes]], [[Scallop]] - They fly around in some places. They can be caught with the Jellyfish Net.
*[[Bubble Bass]], Beach Bullies, Sneezy Fish - They appear to just walk around and bump SpongeBob when he goes in contact with them. They can be defeated with a bubble or a net launcher. They can also be temporarily stunned with a single Krabby Patty.
*[[Clam|Clams]] - They will eat and spit out SpongeBob only when their mouths are opened.
*[[Urchin|Urchins]] - They circle around slowly in places. They can also be caught with the Jellyfish Net.

===Bosses===
There are stronger enemies known as bosses, who guard the oven knobs. Here is a list of bosses.

[[File:SpongeBob VS Mother Jellyfish.png]]
*Mother Jellyfish - A giant jellyfish found in JellyFish Fields. The Jellyfish will fly around and electrocute SpongeBob badly. SpongeBob can blow five bubbles to trap the jellyfish inside a huge bubble.
[[File:SpongeBob VS The Jungle Fish.png]]
*Jungle Fish - A tarzan-like fish who resides in Kelpazoic Jungle. He will jump up on the roof and start throwing shells. SpongeBob will need to weaken him with four bubbles. When he is weakened enough, SpongeBob should trap him with his net launcher.
[[File:SpongeBob VS Cowboy Fish.png]]
*Cowboy Fish - A fish that waits in the Undersea Desert to challenge anyone to a duel. He will jump around and squirt ketchup bottles at SpongeBob. SpongeBob needs to feed him five Krabby Patties to stuff him.
[[File:SpongeBob VS The Flying Dutchman.png]]
*The Flying Dutchman - The final boss of the game. He is lurking in his underworld, guarding the Golden Spatula, and will attack anyone who dares enter his room. He will attack by dropping objects on SpongeBob. SpongeBob should stuff him with five Krabby Patties to tire him out.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Title Screen.png|The title screen.
Main Menu.png|The main menu, featuring [[Painty]].
SpongeBob's House.png|SpongeBob and Gary in front of SpongeBob's House.
Downtown.png|SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs at Downtown, near the [[Krusty Krab]].
The Statue.png|SpongeBob in front of the statue.
</gallery>

==Reception==
This game has received mixed to negative reviews. IGN rated this game 6 out of 10, complimenting for large levels, mutiple objectives, and the amusement from characters. But critizied it for password save system and its level design. GameSpot rated this game 3.8 out of 10, being negative about its simplified gameplay and lack of variety. But praised for its graphics and thought of it as a decent platformer game.

==Trivia==
*There is an easter egg that directly references the episode, [[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]]. When SpongeBob talks to some people at Goo Lagoon, they will ask if he is okay, then he shows his ripped pants and responds that he is not okay because he ripped his pants.
*The Carnival is the only world that does not contain a boss.

{{Video Games}}

[[Category:Video Games]]

Legend of the Lost Spatula

2013-09-21T18:22:39Z

Cheepskate500: /* Gameplay */

'''Legend of the Lost Spatula''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] video game that was released on 14 March 2001 for the Game Boy Color. This is the first SpongeBob video game.

[[Image:Legendofthespatula.jpg|thumb|right|170|The Front Cover]]

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[The Flying Dutchman]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's Block]]
*[[Downtown Bikini Bottom|Downtown]]
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*[[Sandy's Park]]
*[[Outer Town]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*[[The Carnival]]
*[[Kelpazoic Jungle]]
*[[Undersea Desert]]
*[[Rock Bottom]]
*[[Dutch Under]]

==Plot==
During SpongeBob's time in Jellyfish Fields, he ran into what appears to be a statue of a fry cook standing on an oven. SpongeBob then ran into the [[Krusty Krab]] to show Mr. Krabs of the statue, then Mr. Krabs tells him the statue was actually the entrance to the Flying Dutchman's underworld. Mr. Krabs then told SpongeBob of an old legend, that in the city of Palm Bay, there lived a master fry cook who ruled with the Golden Spatula. But Mt. Kabloovious buried Palm Bay, which ended the civilization. Then the Flying Dutchman took over the city and his first mate buried the key somewhere in Goo Lagoon. Then Mr. Krabs also said that if SpongeBob manages to obtain the Golden Spatula, he will become the master fry cook. So SpongeBob sets out on an adventure.

SpongeBob then travels to Goo Lagoon to find the key. He eventually finds an anchor and dives along with it, which he crashes through the bottom of Goo Lagoon and finds a treasure chest. He then obtains a treasure map that shows where the keys known as oven knobs to the underworld are hidden. There are four keys in total, hidden in four different places. These four places are: Jellyfish Fields, The Carnival, Kelpazoic Jungle, and the Undersea Desert. SpongeBob travels to all four of those places, eventually gaining access to the underworld.

He unlocks the door of the statue then accidentally falls in, and ends up in Rock Bottom. After passing through the dark city, he stumbles upon a hole which finally leads to the Flying Dutchman's Underworld. SpongeBob then climbs from the inferno cavern to a sunken ship which he finds the Flying Dutchman. The two battled and SpongeBob defeats him. Then he finally found the Golden Spatula and brings it to the Krusty Krab. He was then known as the master fry cook and the Krusty Krab made a success.

==Gameplay==
The player assumes the role of SpongeBob SquarePants and travels around [[Bikini Bottom]]. His health system consist of his clothes, for example: If SpongeBob takes damage, he loses his pants, leaving him in his underpants. If he takes damage again, he loses his underpants, leaving him embarassed with no clothes. The player is then warped into the area where SpongeBob entered. There is a third health point by talking to Mrs. Puff, the player then obtains the Hall Monitor uniform, increasing SpongeBob's maximum health points to three. The player could talk to people for hints and what to do next. Some people give the player a small task to complete in order to receive a special item. There is also a password save system, meaning that if the player desires to save, the player must write down the password from the pause menu. Then the next time the player starts up the game, the password must be typed in again if the player desires to load the latest save log.

===Menu Controls===
*D-Pad: Choose
*A Button: Accept
*B Button: Cancel

===SpongeBob Controls===
*D-Pad: Move SpongeBob left or right; talk to people; open treasure chests; squat.
*A Button: Use item
*B Button: Jump
*Start Button: Pause Menu: The player can choose to restart from the beginning of the current area, quit the game, or view the save password.
*Select Button: Safety First Menu: The player can choose to view missions, check the map, or equip items.
*Hold Up on D-Pad, then Select Button: Utility Belt Menu

===Main Items===
SpongeBob uses different items to help him through his adventure. Here is a list of items.

[[File:Bubble Wand.png]]
*Bubble Wand - SpongeBob's primary item. He can blow bubbles that will make enemies flee.
[[File:Jellyfish Net.png]]
*[[Jellyfish Net]] - SpongeBob's secondary item. He can catch jellyfish and scallops.
*[[Ol' Reliable]] - A stronger version of the Jellyfish Net. He can catch other enemies he couldn't catch before. Obtained after finding Patrick's Shorts and return it to him.
[[File:Net Launcher.png]]
*[[Net Launcher]] - Found in Goo Lagoon. He can engulf enemies in nets to defeat them.
*Moon Man Catcher - A stronger version of the Net Launcher, built with infinite net ammo. Obtained after finding Sandy's Hat and return it to her.
[[File:Spatula.png]]
*[[Spatula]] - Found in Goo Lagoon. He can fling krabby patties at his foes to chew on them, leaving them stunned.
*Hydro Dynamic Spatula - A stronger version of the Spatula, built with infinite Krabby Patty Ammo. Obtained after delivering the pizza to the customer in the Kelpazoic Jungle and giving Mr. Krabs the money.
[[File:Glasses.png]]
*Glasses - Dropped by Squidward. Special X-Ray Glasses that will let SpongeBob see through treasure chests before opening them. Obtained after bringing Squidward some jelly.
[[File:Spring Shoes.png]]
*Spring Shoes - Found in Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob can jump higher with these shoes.
[[File:Power Ring.png]]
*Power Ring - A special item received from Mermaid Man. Grants SpongeBob infinite health points and improved running and jumping power.

===Equipment Items===
*Pair of Pants - These increase SpongeBob's health point by one.
*Hall Monitor Uniform - Received from Mrs. Puff. Increases SpongeBob's maximum health point to three.
*Hall Monitor Badge - These increase SpongeBob's health point by two.
*Net Ammo - Ammo for the Net Launcher.
*[[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]] - Ammo for the Spatula.

===Other Items===
*Jellyfish Hive - Found in Jellyfish Fields. This hive contains all-natural Jellyfish jelly.
*Patrick's Shorts - Found in The Carnival. Patrick's favorite shorts that was lost at the carnival.
*Sandy's Hat - Found in Undersea Desert. Sandy's favorite hat that was taken by a dastardly crook in the desert.

===Important Items===

[[File:Oven Knob.png]]
*Oven Knob - There are four oven knobs in all. SpongeBob needs those oven knobs to unlock the entrance of the statue.
[[File:Golden Spatula.png]]
*[[Golden Spatula]] - A legendary spatula that will make whoever wields it a master fry cook.

===Enemies===
There are some character who causes SpongeBob trouble. Here is a list of enemies.

*[[Jellyfish|Jellyfishes]], [[Scallop]] - They fly around in some places. They can be caught with the Jellyfish Net.
*[[Bubble Bass]], Beach Bullies, Sneezy Fish - They appear to just walk around and bump SpongeBob when he goes in contact with them. They can be defeated with a bubble or a net launcher. They can also be temporarily stunned with a single Krabby Patty.
*[[Clam|Clams]] - They will eat and spit out SpongeBob only when their mouths are opened.
*[[Urchin|Urchins]] - They circle around slowly in places. They can also be caught with the Jellyfish Net.

===Bosses===
There are stronger enemies known as bosses, who guard the oven knobs. Here is a list of bosses.

[[File:SpongeBob VS Mother Jellyfish.png]]
*Mother Jellyfish - A giant jellyfish found in JellyFish Fields. The Jellyfish will fly around and electrocute SpongeBob badly. SpongeBob can blow five bubbles to trap the jellyfish inside a huge bubble.
[[File:SpongeBob VS The Jungle Fish.png]]
*Jungle Fish - A tarzan-like fish who resides in Kelpazoic Jungle. He will jump up on the roof and start throwing shells. SpongeBob will need to weaken him with four bubbles. When he is weakened enough, SpongeBob should trap him with his net launcher.
[[File:SpongeBob VS Cowboy Fish.png]]
*Cowboy Fish - A fish that waits in the Undersea Desert to challenge anyone to a duel. He will jump around and squirt ketchup bottles at SpongeBob. SpongeBob needs to feed him five Krabby Patties to stuff him.
[[File:SpongeBob VS The Flying Dutchman.png]]
*The Flying Dutchman - The final boss of the game. He is lurking in his underworld, guarding the Golden Spatula, and will attack anyone who dares enter his room. He will attack by dropping objects on SpongeBob. SpongeBob should stuff him with five Krabby Patties to tire him out.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Title Screen.png|The title screen.
Main Menu.png|The main menu, featuring [[Painty]].
SpongeBob's House.png|SpongeBob and Gary in front of SpongeBob's House.
Downtown.png|SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs at Downtown, near the [[Krusty Krab]].
The Statue.png|SpongeBob in front of the statue.
</gallery>

==Reception==
This game has received somewhat negative reviews. IGN rated this game 6 out of 10, complimenting for large levels, mutiple objectives, and amusing characters. But critizied it for password save system and confusing level design. GameSpot rated this game 3.8 out of 10, complimenting for its graphics and seeing it as a decent platformer game. But critizied it for simplified gameplay and lack of variety.

==Trivia==
*There is an easter egg that directly references the episode, [[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]]. When SpongeBob talks to some people at Goo Lagoon, they will ask if he is okay, then he shows his ripped pants and responds that he is not okay because he ripped his pants.
*The Carnival is the only world that does not contain a boss.

{{Video Games}}

[[Category:Video Games]]

You’re Old (Song)

2013-07-07T01:29:19Z

Cheepskate500: It's not "hear", it's "feel".

[[de:Du bist alt]]

'''You're Old''' is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station [[KOLD]] in the episode: [[Mid-Life Crustacean]]

'''Shortened Version:'''
You're old (you're old...),
Groaning like a geezer,
Feel yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
'Cause you're old...!
'''Full Version:'''
You're old (you're old...),
Groaning like a geezer,
Feel yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
'Cause you're old...!
Mmmm...!

You're old (you're old...),
A wheezing, decrepit windbag,
Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls,
Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls,
Man, you're old,
Mm-hmm...! (you're old...)
You're old...!

[[Category:Song text]]

Squidly

2013-07-07T01:18:25Z

Cheepskate500: That last sentence was already mentioned at the top.

[[Image:Thaddili.jpg|thumb|right|Squidly]]
'''Squidly Tentacles''' is [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]'s great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather from the late 11th century.. He played the [[Clarinet]] like [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]], but he was not very good at it. So he cursed [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]], because he never learned how to play it. He is a good singer to himself but people do not like him, especially [[King Krabs]]. He was sentenced to the dungeon for telling a bad joke. Later, he joined [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] on a quest to stop [[Planktonamor]] and save [[Princess Pearl]]. His only appearance was in the episode: [[Dunces and Dragons]]. [[Squidly]] was more happy and joyful than [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]. [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] and Squidley both had heroic jobs before, but they both failed. He is voiced by [[Rodger Bumpass]] who also voices [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]].

===Looks===
[[Squidly]] looks exactly like [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] although he wore jester like clothes. They were of two colors. [[Squidly]] was the same color as [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] but he did not have fashion sense. He is pretty skinny.
he also seems a teensy bit friendlier than the normal [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]

==Quotes:==
*"Oh, blast this confounded instrument! If I never play with ease, may my own great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson be cursed ten-fold!"
*"Dost thou talketh to me?"
*"Scoff not, young squire. Thou has mistaken me for another. I am [[Squidly]], the king's royal fool. Or at least I was until I royally messed up..."
*"Everyone be-eth a critique."
*"That be-eth Royal Fool." —'''''after [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] refers to him as the royal doofus'''''
*"Perhaps a song might cool-eth thy temper?"

 
{{Squid}}
{{Medival Characters}}
{{Medieval Bikini Bottom}}
[[Category:Character]]
[[Category:Medieval Characters]]
[[Category:Squids]]
[[de:Thaddili]]

Waiting (Episode)

2013-03-06T18:40:35Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia/Goofs */

{{EpInfo|Waiting|83b.jpg|83b|5|19 February 2007|Rise and Shine|Fungus Among Us}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}
{{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}
{{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:SpongeBob Patrick Waiting for Toy.JPG|300px]]</center>SpongeBob and Patrick waiting for the toy © Viacom
|-
|}

'''"Waiting"''' is an episode from [[Season 5]].

==Plot==
SpongeBob discovers that his breakfast cereal, [[Kelp-O]], has an offer for a free toy. Once he responds to the offer, he must wait patiently for the toy to arrive. SpongeBob is getting impatient, so he sets up camp right next to his mailbox, determined to be present when the mailman shows up with his treasure. He gets frustrated when Sandy and Gary distract him with feeding and karate, flipping Sandy and telling Gary the "importance" of waiting for the toy. Patrick then comes and tells SpongeBob that he missed his own surprise birthday party. Eventually the toy arrives and Patrick "breaks" it, leaving SpongeBob devastated. However, Squidward shows him later that its head, arms, and legs are supposed to spring off, and reattaches them. SpongeBob and Patrick then hug Squidward, thanking them for fixing the toy. When asked how he can be repaid, Squidward replies: "Move to another neighborhood, you morons."

==Trivia/Goofs==
*SpongeBob bought more than 99 Kelp-O boxes.
*This was not the first time SpongeBob did not receive a toy from the cereals because, in the episode [[Shanghaied]] SpongeBob ate the whole cereal but he did not receive a toy.
*This episode is based on a SpongeBob book, "Special Delivery!", where SpongeBob sends 100 boxtops for a string and waits with Patrick over Summer, Easter, Halloween and Christmas. When the string eventually arrives Patrick breaks it.
*When [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] flips [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] over, the mailbox, which was open a moment ago, has closed.
**Also, Sandy's karate gloves were red instead of green.
*The mailbox disappears after [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] recives his toy, and only appears again when [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] walks past them, then it disappears again.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] (cameo)
*[[Mailman]]

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Waiting|Transcript for Waiting]]

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How to Open Things

2013-01-14T21:34:23Z

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[[Image:Open-Things.jpg|thumb|How to Open Things, the 1st edition]]
'''How To Open Things''' is a book featured in the episode [[Rodeo Daze (Episode)|Rodeo Daze]].

==Looks==
On the front, it is a brownish color, featuring a bearded starfish with glasses. It says, "How To Open Things - 1st Edition" on the cover. Inside it has how to open many things (like a jar, a box, and Sandy's Door)

==Trivia==
*According to SpongeBob, there is a movie based off of it.
*The book is very ironic because the user need to know how to open the book first.
*For some very odd reason, Sandy's door is also featured in the book, even though she is not that famous.

{{Books in Bikini Bottom}}
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How to Open Things

2013-01-14T21:33:19Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia */

[[Image:Open-Things.jpg|thumb|How to Open Things, the 1st edition]]
'''How To Open Things''' is a book featured in the episode [[Rodeo Daze (Episode)|Rodeo Daze]].

==Looks==
On the front, it is a brownish color, featuring a bearded starfish with glasses. It says, "How To Open Things - 1st Edition" on the cover. Inside it has how to open many things (like a jar, a box, and Sandy's Door)

==Trivia==
*According to SpongeBob, there is a movie based off of it.
*The book is very ironic because the user need to know how to open the book first.
*For some very odd reason, Sandy's door is also featured in the book, even though she not that famous.

{{Books in Bikini Bottom}}
[[Category:Book]]

Episode Transcript: Rule of Dumb

2013-01-14T21:25:16Z

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Episode Article: [[Rule of Dumb]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(A pink starfish in a suit walks up and knocks on Patrick's rock) 

Patrick: (Opens rock) Yeah? 

Starfish: Good day, sir. I am... 

Patrick: (Gasps) I know exactly who you are! (Closes rock, then the camera cuts to SpongeBob at his house, watching TV with Gary) 

SpongeBob: Ah, there's nothing like spending quality time with my Gar-Gar. 

Lady on TV: Jason, I have to be honest. There's someone else. (Grabs an elderly fish) 

Man on TV: Grandpa!? 

Patrick: (Busts his head out of the TV screen) SpongeBob, help! He's onto me! I don't have much time! (He makes a fire in SpongeBob’s living room and burns some of his books) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing? 

Patrick: I have to get rid of these books! (Shows 'HOW TO READ' book) 

SpongeBob: Why? 

Patrick: I'll show you why. (Shoves SpongeBob’s face into his window looking at the pink starfish in the suit, the starfish then takes out a pocket watch) See him? He's from the library. He knows about my overdue books. (The starfish looks towards the window, SpongeBob gasps) Uh-huh. Which means I'm gonna get thrown into the big house. And you know what that means... 

SpongeBob: Small portion meals? 

Patrick: Exactly! (Crying) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, don't you worry. I got your back, man. (Later, SpongeBob approaches to the starfish outside) Hi there. 

Starfish: Salutations, young one. Say, you wouldn't happen to know that starfish that lives under this rock, would you? 

SpongeBob: Huh? No, I don't know any starfish. Even if I did know this "alleged" starfish, Patrick wouldn't owe any overdue library books. (Covers his mouth in fright) 

Starfish: (Chuckles) Well, it's too bad you don't know Patrick Star, because I am from the Royal Ministry, and have a gift for him. (Takes out a crown) 

Patrick: (Busts through SpongeBob’s wall and runs to the starfish) Ooh, what is it? (Takes it and tries to bite and lick it) This is the worst-tasting gift ever! 

Starfish: That's because you're suppose to wear it, not eat it. (Takes the crown and puts it on Patrick's head) Allow me to show you something. (Clattering) Let's see here. Aha! (Takes out a scroll) What I hold in my hands is a family tree that goes back centuries. (Opens the scroll) It starts with the marriage of King Amoeba and Queen Mildew. Then, through a few inbred generations, ends at you, Sir Patrick, which makes you a descendant of royalty. You are a king. And now it's time I adjourn to the Royal Ministry, where I should be at your service. (Takes off his hat) Your Highness. (Bows and walks away, backwards) 

SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick, that's great! 

Patrick: What is? 

SpongeBob: That you're king! 

Patrick: What's a king? 

SpongeBob: When you're a king, you can get anything you want.

Patrick: Anything I want? (Stomach grumbles) SpongeBob, do you think we can get something to eat? 

SpongeBob: (Bows) Your wish is my command, your majesty. (SpongeBob laughs and both walked. Cut to Krusty Krab where SpongeBob enters with medieval clothes on and throws flower petals) Good townspeople, let us rejoice in welcoming our new king.

Patrick: King needs food badly. 

Mr. Krabs: (Slams open the door) What's this all ab... (Gasps. The camera zooms into Patrick's crown and dollar signs appear in Mr. Krabs eyes, he walks up to the two) Well, well, well. What can I do for you, Patrick? 

SpongeBob: The king would like... 

Mr. Krabs: (Shoves SpongeBob out of the way) Zip it, SquarePants! I'm talking to the rich guy. 

Patrick: I'll have ten Krabby Patties, a Krabby milkshake, large fries... 

Mr. Krabs: (Puts his arm around him) I've got a better idear. (Scene cuts to a plateful of food on the table and Patrick chewing loudly) A buffet fit for a king! 

Patrick: (Belches) Tasty. (Slurps his soda) 

Mr. Krabs: Listen, Patrick, there comes a time in every man's life when he's got to settle down. You know, get a wife, kids, a father-in-law you give all your money to. 

Patrick: Uh-huh, that sounds great. Hey, can I get a little more ketchup? 

Mr. Krabs: (Shows him a bill) Hows about you pay the check, instead? 

Patrick: Oh sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do. As king of Bikini Bottom, I am allowed to have anything I want. Isn't that right, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: That is correct. Anything you want, and it's all free. 

Mr. Krabs: ALL FREE!?!? (Kicks them out) Nobody eats in me restaurant for free, king or no king! (Customer runs out with drink and patty) 

Patrick: (Stops the customer with his hand and points to the patty) Are you gonna eat that? 

Fish: I was planning to, why? 

Patrick: I want it. (Takes the patty and the drink) 

Fish: Hey! What gives you the right to take my food!? 

Patrick: (Drinks and eats) Tell him, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: Uhh, Pat, I'm not sure this is what being king is all about. 

Patrick: I thought you said I could have anything I want. Was my bestest friend ''lying'' to me? 

SpongeBob: (Chuckles) Don't be ridiculous, Patrick. I'd never lie to you. 

Patrick: Good! Now tell him. (Points to the customer) 

SpongeBob: Hi. (Takes out a scroll) By proclamation of the Royal Ministry, the king is entitled to have anything he wants, whatever he wants. (Chuckles weakly) 

Fish: This isn't fair! (Walks off) 

Patrick: Life isn't fair, pal. Get used to it. (They hear another fish) 

Fish #2: (Holding a box of comic books) I finally did it! At long last, I've acquired issue #2 of "Wonder Space Fish", and in mint condition. (Stores his newly obtained comic book in the box) Now my 40 year-old life and my comic book collection are complete. Mom's gonna be so proud of me! (Bumps into Patrick) 

Patrick: No, she won't be, because these comic books are mine! (Takes the entire box) 

Fish #2: But, I've spent my entire life collecting those... 

Patrick: Yeah, well, now you can spend the rest of your life crying about it. I'm the king! 

Fish #2: I will cry about it. (Crying) Cry right to my mom! (Cries loudly and runs off) 

Patrick: (Laughs) I love being king! (Cuts to the jewelry store where Patrick gets a diamond and puts it in his belly button, SpongeBob taking the lollipops from the kids and Patrick licking all of them, Patrick taking a mother's baby's pacifier, taking a plunger, a toaster, and dentures. There's now a line of people leading to Patrick's house to give him what he wants) 

SpongeBob: Okay, thank you, sir. I'm sure King Patrick could use this walker. (Takes it) 

Elderly Fish: I hope so. Neptune knows I did. (Falls over) Oof! 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! (Goes to Patrick's new throne room in his rock) 

SpongeBob: (Bows) Yes, sire? 

Patrick: (Slurping a drink and reading a magazine) I need your opinion on something. Do you think the giant flat-screen TV should go over the fancy egg display or the indoor swimming pool? (Cut to Squidward sleeping then waking up to birds chirping and the sun shining) 

Squidward: Hello, sunshine. (Chuckles then yawns as he walks over to his window) What a beautiful morning. Just perfect. (Suddenly, Squidward falls over from side to side in his house. Patrick is using a crane to move Squidward's house out of the way) 

Patrick: Back. Back. Back. Okay. Yeah, that's good. (Crane drops the house) Perfect. (Squidward climbs out of his upstairs window)
 

Squidward: (Stuttering) My-my-my house! What's happened to my...huh? SpongeBob, Patrick. What the barnacles is going on
here!? Look at what you've done! Look at my poor front yard! 

Patrick: Your front yard? 

SpongeBob: Umm, his royal highness is building a royal Ferris Wheel. 

Squidward: Ferris Wheel!? 

SpongeBob: I know! isn't it great!? 

Squidward: No, it's not great! It's horrible! Oh, that's it. Stop! People of Bikini Bottom, stop! Stop! Patrick's no king.
Look at him. How can this pink blob be king? 

Patrick: (Has a stupid-looking face) Uh... 

Squidward: (Holds onto a worker) You. Do you honestly believe that that mindless starfish can possibly be the king of anything!? (Patrick puts his hand in his mouth) King of Morons, maybe. 

Worker: He might be on to something. 

Squidward: Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, see? Uh-huh. See? (Everyone is mad at Patrick) 

Worker: Why are we giving this guy all our stuff? (Everyone walks off) 

Squidward: See? See? You're not a king. And now, they all think so, too! 

Patrick: Get him! Attack! (Boxing bell dings) Attack! (Panting) SpongeBob, get him! So I decree. Attack! 

SpongeBob: Uh, right away, your majesty. Umm, Squidward? 

Squidward: (Teeth clenched) What? 

SpongeBob: Umm, could I get you to sign this treaty promising your eternal loyalty to King Patrick? 

Squidward: (Takes the treaty) Give me that. A treaty, huh? (Rolls it up) Well, here's what I think of your treaty! (Shoves it in SpongeBob's forehead. Cuts to inside Patrick's castle where SpongeBob has the treaty stuck in his forehead.) 

Patrick: My royal subjects have deserted me. And it's all 'cause of that horrible Squidward. This is all his fault! His!
His! Not mine, HIS! (Crackling is heard from his head and a spring jumps out as well) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, what's happened to you? 

Patrick: I don't know what you mean. 

SpongeBob: Uh... (Laughs nervously) You know, Mr Krabs is probably wondering where I am...and... 

Patrick: And what? 

SpongeBob: Um, well...it's just that, um, you're kinda being a jerk. 

Patrick: Huh? (Laughs) I thought you were going to say I was abusing my power. 

SpongeBob: Uh...well, I... 

Patrick: '''''WHO'S SAYING I'M ABUSING MY POWER?!''''' (SpongeBob shrinks) I'll put the whole TOWN in prison! (Patrick tears his cape off.) Questioning my authority is treason! (SpongeBob jumps out of his pants and runs off) All these kingly speeches are making me thirsty. SpongeBob, I request a drink. SpongeBob? (Claps twice, snorts) SpongeBob?! Gee, everybody's gone. I'm all alone. Fine, I'll get it myself. (Walks by the mirror, and a monster is seen in Patrick's reflection.) 

Voice from the mirror: Knock knock. 

Patrick: (Gasps in delight) A "Knock-Knock" joke! (Faces to the mirror, only to show a hideous, monstrosity version of Patrick) Who's there? 

Patrick's Reflection: You. 

Patrick & the Reflection: I don't get it. 

Patrick's Reflection: I am you, and you are me. 

Patrick: (Wires connect in his brain then becomes frighten) What have I become!? (Runs out) A monster! Monster! (Runs into the starfish from earlier) Huh? Oh, it's, it's you! (Hands him the crown) Here, here, take it! I don't want it anymore! It's turned me into a monster! 

Starfish: Oh, I think I know what's going on here. Patrick, with great power comes great responsibility. (Puts away the crown) You haven't a clue what I just told you, do you? 

Patrick: (Chattering his teeth) No. Uh-uh. 

Starfish: Oh, just as well. I've come to take the crown back, as it seems that you aren't royalty after all. (Takes out the family tree scroll) 

Patrick: Huh? 

Starfish: (Opens the scroll) I've discovered this coffee stain, which upon removal, reveals that Sir Gary is the
true heir to the king's crown. (Cuts to Gary having a crown put on his shell) 

SpongeBob: Well, would you look at that? Gary, you're royalty! 

Gary: (In delight) Maow?

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Episode Transcript: Rule of Dumb

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Episode Article: [[Rule of Dumb]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

(A pink starfish in a suit walks up and knocks on Patrick's rock) 

Patrick: (Opens rock) Yeah? 

Starfish: Good day, sir. I am... 

Patrick: (Gasps) I know exactly who you are! (Closes rock, then the camera cuts to SpongeBob at his house, watching TV with Gary) 

SpongeBob: Ah, there's nothing like spending quality time with my Gar-Gar. 

Lady on TV: Jason, I have to be honest. There's someone else. (Grabs an elderly fish) 

Man on TV: Grandpa!? 

Patrick: (Busts his head out of the TV screen) SpongeBob, help! He's onto me! I don't have much time! (He makes a fire in SpongeBob’s living room and burns some of his books) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing? 

Patrick: I have to get rid of these books! (Shows 'HOW TO READ' book) 

SpongeBob: Why? 

Patrick: I'll show you why. (Shoves SpongeBob’s face into his window looking at the pink starfish in the suit, the starfish then takes out a pocket watch) See him? He's from the library. He knows about my overdue books. (The starfish looks towards the window, SpongeBob gasps) Uh-huh. Which means I'm gonna get thrown into the big house. And you know what that means... 

SpongeBob: Small portion meals? 

Patrick: Exactly! (Crying) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, don't you worry. I got your back, man. (Later, SpongeBob approaches to the starfish outside) Hi there. 

Starfish: Salutations, young one. Say, you wouldn't happen to know that starfish that lives under this rock, would you? 

SpongeBob: Huh? No, I don't know any starfish. Even if I did know this "alleged" starfish, Patrick wouldn't owe any overdue library books. (Covers his mouth in fright) 

Starfish: (Chuckles) Well, it's too bad you don't know Patrick Star, because I am from the Royal Ministry, and have a gift for him. (Takes out a crown) 

Patrick: (Busts through SpongeBob’s wall and runs to the starfish) Ooh, what is it? (Takes it and tries to bite and lick it) This is the worst-tasting gift ever! 

Starfish: That's because you're suppose to wear it, not eat it. (Takes the crown and puts it on Patrick's head) Allow me to show you something. (Clattering) Let's see here. Aha! (Takes out a scroll) What I hold in my hands is a family tree that goes back centuries. (Opens the scroll) It starts with the marriage of King Amoeba and Queen Mildew. Then, through a few inbred generations, ends at you, Sir Patrick, which makes you a descendant of royalty. You are a king. And now it's time I adjourn to the Royal Ministry, where I should be at your service. (Takes off his hat) Your Highness. (Bows and walks away, backwards) 

SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick, that's great! 

Patrick: What is? 

SpongeBob: That you're king! 

Patrick: What's a king? 

SpongeBob: When you're a king, you can get anything you want.

Patrick: Anything I want? (Stomach grumbles) SpongeBob, do you think we can get something to eat? 

SpongeBob: (Bows) Your wish is my command, your majesty. (SpongeBob laughs and both walked. Cut to Krusty Krab where SpongeBob enters with medieval clothes on and throws flower petals) Good townspeople, let us rejoice in welcoming our new king.

Patrick: King needs food badly. 

Mr. Krabs: (Slams open the door) What's this all ab... (Gasps. The camera zooms into Patrick's crown and dollar signs appear in Mr. Krabs eyes, he walks up to the two) Well, well, well. What can I do for you, Patrick? 

SpongeBob: The king would like... 

Mr. Krabs: (Shoves SpongeBob out of the way) Zip it, SquarePants! I'm talking to the rich guy. 

Patrick: I'll have ten Krabby Patties, a Krabby milkshake, large fries... 

Mr. Krabs: (Puts his arm around him) I've got a better idear. (Scene cuts to a plateful of food on the table and Patrick chewing loudly) A buffet fit for a king! 

Patrick: (Belches) Tasty. (Slurps his soda) 

Mr. Krabs: Listen, Patrick, there comes a time in every man's life when he's got to settle down. You know, get a wife, kids, a father-in-law you give all your money to. 

Patrick: Uh-huh, that sounds great. Hey, can I get a little more ketchup? 

Mr. Krabs: (Shows him a bill) Hows about you pay the check, instead? 

Patrick: Oh sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do. As king of Bikini Bottom, I am allowed to have anything I want. Isn't that right, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: That is correct. Anything you want, and it's all free. 

Mr. Krabs: ALL FREE!?!? (Kicks them out) Nobody eats in me restaurant for free, king or no king! (Customer runs out with drink and patty) 

Patrick: (Stops the customer with his hand and points to the patty) Are you gonna eat that? 

Fish: I was planning to, why? 

Patrick: I want it. (Takes the patty and the drink) 

Fish: Hey! What gives you the right to take my food!? 

Patrick: (Drinks and eats) Tell him, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: Uhh, Pat, I'm not sure this is what being king is all about. 

Patrick: I thought you said I could have anything I want. Was my bestest friend ''lying'' to me? 

SpongeBob: (Chuckles) Don't be ridiculous, Patrick. I'd never lie to you. 

Patrick: Good! Now tell him. (Points to the customer) 

SpongeBob: Hi. (Takes out a scroll) By proclamation of the Royal Ministry, the king is entitled to have anything he wants, whatever he wants. (Chuckles weakly) 

Fish: This isn't fair! (Walks off) 

Patrick: Life isn't fair, pal. Get used to it. (They hear another fish) 

Fish #2: (Holding a box of comic books) I finally did it! At long last, I've acquired issue #2 of "Wonder Space Fish", and in mint condition. (Stores his newly obtained comic book in the box) Now my 40 year-old life and my comic book collection are complete. Mom's gonna be so proud of me! (Bumps into Patrick) 

Patrick: No, she won't be, because these comic books are mine! (Takes the entire box) 

Fish #2: But, I've spent my entire life collecting those... 

Patrick: Yeah, well, now you can spend the rest of your life crying about it. I'm the king! 

Fish #2: I will cry about it. (Crying) Cry right to my mom! (Cries loudly and runs off) 

Patrick: (Laughs) I love being king! (Cuts to the jewelry store where Patrick gets a diamond and puts it in his belly button, SpongeBob taking the lollipops from the kids and Patrick licking all of them, Patrick taking a mother's baby's pacifier, taking a plunger, a toaster, and dentures. There's now a line of people leading to Patrick's house to give him what he wants) 

SpongeBob: Okay, thank you, sir. I'm sure King Patrick could use this walker. (Takes it) 

Elderly Fish: I hope so. Neptune knows I did. (Falls over) Oof! 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! (Goes to Patrick's new throne room in his rock) 

SpongeBob: (Bows) Yes, sire? 

Patrick: (Slurping a drink and reading a magazine) I need your opinion on something. Do you think the giant flat-screen TV should go over the fancy egg display or the indoor swimming pool? (Cut to Squidward sleeping then waking up to birds chirping and the sun shining) 

Squidward: Hello, sunshine. (Chuckles then yawns as he walks over to his window) What a beautiful morning. Just perfect. (Suddenly, Squidward falls over from side to side in his house. Patrick is using a crane to move Squidward's house out of the way) 

Patrick: Back. Back. Back. Okay. Yeah, that's good. (Crane drops the house) Perfect. (Squidward climbs out of his upstairs window)
 

Squidward: (Stuttering) My-my-my house! What's happened to my...huh? SpongeBob, Patrick. What the barnacles is going on
here!? Look at what you've done! Look at my poor front yard! 

Patrick: Your front yard? 

SpongeBob: Umm, his royal highness is building a royal Ferris Wheel. 

Squidward: Ferris Wheel!? 

SpongeBob: I know! isn't it great!? 

Squidward: No, it's not great! It's horrible! Oh, that's it. Stop! People of Bikini Bottom, stop! Stop! Patrick's no king.
Look at him. How can this pink blob be king? 

Patrick: (Has a stupid-looking face) Uh... 

Squidward: You. Do you honestly believe that that mindless starfish can possibly be the king of anything!? (Patrick puts his
hand in his mouth) King of Morons, maybe. 

Worker: He might be on to something. 

Squidward: Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, see? Uh-huh. See? (Everyone is mad at Patrick) 

Workers: Why are we giving this guy all our stuff? (Everyone walks off) 

Squidward: See? See? You're not a king. And now, they all think so, too! 

Patrick: Get him! Attack! (Boxing bell dings) Attack! (Panting) SpongeBob, get him! So I decree. Attack! 

SpongeBob: Uh, right away, your majesty. Umm, Squidward? 

Squidward: (Clenched his teeth) What? 

SpongeBob: Umm, could I get you to sign this treaty promising your eternal loyalty to King Patrick? 

Squidward: (Takes the treaty) Give me that. A treaty, huh? (Rolls it up) Well, here's what I think of your treaty! (Shoves it in SpongeBob's forehead. Cuts to inside Patrick's castle where SpongeBob has the treaty stuck in his forehead.) 

Patrick: My royal subjects have deserted me. And it's all 'cause of that horrible Squidward. This is all his fault! His!
His! Not mine, HIS! (Crackling is heard from his head and a spring jumps out as well) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, what's happened to you? 

Patrick: I don't know what you mean. 

SpongeBob: Uh... (Laughs nervously) You know, Mr Krabs is probably wondering where I am...and... 

Patrick: And what? 

SpongeBob: Um, well...it's just that, um, you're kinda being a jerk. 

Patrick: Huh? (Laughs) I thought you were going to say I was abusing my power. 

SpongeBob: Uh...well, I... 

Patrick: '''''WHO'S SAYING I'M ABUSING MY POWER?!''''' (SpongeBob shrinks) I'll put the whole TOWN in prison! (Patrick tears his cape off.) Questioning my authority is treason! (SpongeBob jumps out of his pants and runs off) All these kingly speeches are making me thirsty. SpongeBob, I request a drink. SpongeBob? (Claps twice, snorts) SpongeBob?! Gee, everybody's gone. I'm all alone. Fine, I'll get it myself. (Walks by the mirror, and a monster is seen in Patrick's reflection.) 

Voice from the mirror: Knock knock. 

Patrick: (Gasps in delight) A "Knock-Knock" joke! (Faces to the mirror, only to show a hideous, monstrosity version of Patrick) Who's there? 

Patrick's Reflection: You. 

Patrick & the Reflection: I don't get it. 

Patrick's Reflection: I am you, and you are me. 

Patrick: (Wires connect in his brain then becomes frighten) What have I become!? (Runs out) A monster! Monster! (Runs into the starfish from earlier) Huh? Oh, it's, it's you! (Hands him the crown) Here, here, take it! I don't want it anymore! It's turned me into a monster! 

Starfish: Oh, I think I know what's going on here. Patrick, with great power comes great responsibility. (Puts away the crown) You haven't a clue what I just told you, do you? 

Patrick: (Chattering his teeth) No. Uh-uh. 

Starfish: Oh, just as well. I've come to take the crown back, as it seems that you aren't royalty after all. (Takes out the family tree scroll) 

Patrick: Huh? 

Starfish: (Opens the scroll) I've discovered this coffee stain, which upon removal, reveals that Sir Gary is the
true heir to the king's crown. (Cuts to Gary having a crown put on his shell) 

SpongeBob: Well, would you look at that? Gary, you're royalty! 

Gary: (In delight) Maow?

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Rule of Dumb (Episode)

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'''"Rule of Dumb"''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].

==Plot==
A starfish with a suit, tie, and briefcase comes up to Patrick's house and says that he is the heir to the royal throne of Bikini Bottom. He shows Patrick on a royalty list ([[Herb Star|Herb]] and [[Margie Star|Margie]] are on there) and Patrick is next in line to be the king. Patrick is pleased when he gets a shiny crown. SpongeBob decides to help by becoming Patrick's assistant. However, Patrick starts misusing his royal authority over all the people of Bikini Bottom to get whatever he wants. He takes away comic book collections, food and much more.

He gets, among other things, plasma screen TV, a satellite dish, a set of comic books from a geek, and an indoor, Star shaped swimming pool, and turns his rock into a castle. He even goes so far as to hire a construction team to move away Squidward's house. Then, Squidward tells everyone that Patrick is not a king and they all believe him and do not do stuff for Patrick anymore. Eventually, Patrick looks at himself in the mirror and finds out that he is literally turning into a monster. He decides that friendship is more important than power. Then the handsomely dressed starfish comes back and says that Patrick is not a real king. After wiping away a stain on the Royalty list, he found that the real king is Gary.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*While Patrick orders an attack on Squidward, his house is black.
*This episode aired in the United Kingdom before it aired in the United States.
*The quote "With great power comes great responsibility" is a parody of the same line from the Spider-Man comics.
*After Patrick abdicates, Gary is the next ruler of Bikini Bottom. In the family tree, it revealed that they are cousins. Gary's father, Sluggo, appeared as an older brother of Herb Star. Thus, Gary is the correct heir.
*There is a closed captioning error when Patrick starts to become a tyrant. After SpongeBob says, "what being king is all *about.” the captions suddenly freeze during the scene where Patrick takes the comic books away from the comic book collector, then, the captions fast forward to the point where Patrick says, "I love being king!", at the point where the captions play correctly.
*First, there is a castle tower on top of Patrick's house, but at the part where he ran outside of his house in fear, the tower is gone.
*It is known that Gary is behind the coffee stain before the stain is removed.
**In reality, stains cannot be removed from paper.
*It is revealed that Patrick has overdue library books, like how SpongeBob does. See here: [[The Secret Box (Episode)|The Secret Box]].
*This is the first time Patrick's reflection talked to him. The second is in [[Roller Cowards (Episode)|Roller Cowards]].
*In this episode, Gary's food bowl was yellow, while in the other episodes, it is green.
**Or it could be because he is now the king and the bowl may be gold.
*It is revealed that one of the books [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] is burning is called "How to Read", which is really ironic because the reader needs to know how to read first.
*Richie Salmons is a obvious parody of Richard Simmons.
*Patrick owns [[Fancy Eggs]].
*Partrick's reflection is most likely a parody of Norman Osborne's reflection in his (Osborne's) mirror in Spiderman.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] ([[King Patrick]])
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Construction Worker]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Herb Star|Herb]]
*[[Margie Star|Margie]]

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Rule of Dumb|Transcript for Rule of Dumb]]

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Episode Transcript: Nasty Patty

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Episode Article: [[Nasty Patty]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*Officers
*Inspector

==Dialogue==

'''Narrator:''' (It's dark & rainy above water) Oh, a dark and stormy night... (thunderclap) It's nights like these that remind me of the time Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob thought they killed the health inspector. (laughs evilly and a thunderclap. Stormy night becomes calm day) It was a bright and sunny morning... (scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where a fish drives up and stops in front of the restaurant. The scene zooms into his badge that reads 'Health Inspector') 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (taking a bath in money) Ah... (sniffs) That smells like (gasps) the health inspector! (Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob in a yellow towel) Wash your hands, clean the floors, change your underwear! The health inspector's here! (both are peeking out the kitchen window at the health inspector, who is writing on a clipboard) If he finds one health violation, he'll close us down for good. We've got to do everything in our power to make sure he passes the Krusty Krab. 

'''SpongeBob:''' But Mr. Krabs, there's no reason to worry. (eyes widen) The Krusty Krab is the most perfect place in the universe. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You really haven't got any brains at all, have you, son? (pushes SpongeBob out the door) Just go out there and give him what he needs. Pour on the charm. Sweet talk him. (SpongeBob walks up to the health inspector, who is still writing on his clipboard at the table) 

'''SpongeBob:''' What can I get for you...handsome? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (slaps forehead) We're doomed. 

'''Health Inspector:''' I'm going to need you to bring me one of everything on the menu. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (walking backwards back into the kitchen) Excellent choice, my darling. Coming right up! (SpongeBob enters the kitchen, where Krabs waits) He wants one of everything. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Then we'll give him a smorgasbord! (holds up a tray of a patty, a drink, some fries, and coral bits) The future of the Krusty Krab is at stake. (SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs run up to the health inspector) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Try the Krusty Kelp Dog, sir. (stuffs it in the inspectors mouth) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' The Buttered Barnacles are a touch of heaven. (stuffs it in the inspectors mouth) 

'''SpongeBob:''' The Powdered Driftwood is exquisite. (stuffs it in the inspectors mouth) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Fresh Sludge Pudding? (stuffs it in the inspectors mouth) 

'''SpongeBob:''' More Diet Red Tide? (stuffs it in the inspectors mouth) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Some Fried Flotsam... (stuffs it in the inspectors mouth)

'''Health Inspector:''' (pushes both of them away) Please, gentlemen! (swallows all the food in his mouth) Leave me to finish my work in peace. (clicks his pen, which is actually a fork that comes out. Later, the health inspector has eaten everything on the table) 

'''SpongeBob:''' And did the voluptuous inspector enjoy his meal?

'''Health Inspector:''' (writes on his clipboard) So far, so good. I just need to try a plain Krabby Patty and my inspection will be finished. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (open kitchen door) He says if he gets one more Krabby Patty, he'll pass us for the inspection! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (picks up SpongeBob) Do you know what this means, dear boy? We're in the clear! (both dance off then leapfrog over each other, across the screen then do the can-can in dresses until a news report comes on TV) 

'''A. Realistic Fish Head:''' We interrupt this can-can for a special news bulletin. Be on the lookout for a man who's been passing himself off as a health inspector in order to obtain free food. That's all for now. (Mr Krabs gets angry)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' FREE FOOD!?!? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Maybe we oughta tell our guy about the phony imposter. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You loony loofah! He is the imposter! We've been duped!

'''SpongeBob:''' Duped! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Bamboozled! 

'''SpongeBob:''' We've been smeckledorfed! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' That's not even a word, and I agree with ya! (both look through the kitchen window at the health inspector, who is wiping his mouth off, finishing his drink, and cleaning his teeth with a toothpick) Look at him. I bet he never changes his underpants. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I bet he bites whale bubbles. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I bet his mom bought him that hat. (holds up a krabby patty) If that imposter wants a Krabby Patty, then by Neptune, we'll give him one. (flicks the top bun off and puts a some volcano sauce on the patty) You're dancin' with the crab man now! Join me, boy, or you're fired. 

'''SpongeBob:''' It doesn't seem right... (holds up a bottle of seahorse radish) ...but it feels so good! (dumps a spoonful on the patty) Seahorse radish, (Horse Whinnies) the gnarliest stuff in the ocean! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ohh, hold on! I've got a jar of toenail clippings in my office. (runs off as SpongeBob drops the patty in the toilet) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oops, I dropped it in the toilet! (Mr. Krabs runs in with a smelly sock) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it with me gym socks! (scene cuts to showing a disgusting krabby patty) Why that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned. (both are wearing clothespins on their noses) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I call it... the Nasty Patty. (both laugh) 

'''Health Inspector:''' Hey! Hurry up with that patty. (SpongeBob runs in with the patty) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Here you are, sir. Enjoy. (runs back into the kitchen) 

'''Health Inspector:''' Ah, hello, delicious. Come to papa. (Opens his mouth to eat the patty, only for a fly to get into his throat. He starts to choke) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (listening from the kitchen) Listen! He ate it! (both look out from the kitchen window) Oh, look at him choke!
(both laugh) Look at him suffer! (both keep laughing. Health inspector slips on some packets of condiments and bangs his
head on the table) Did you see that boy? Aw, man, the look on his face! (continue laughing. Another TV bulletin comes on) 

'''A. Realistic Fish Head:''' We interrupt your laughter at other people's expense to bring you this news flash! The fake inspector has been captured. Here is his picture. (picture is shown on the TV) If a health inspector comes to your
restaurant and he's not this guy...he's real. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Phew! That's a relief, eh, Mr. Krabs? I'm sure our guy will understand if we just explain the situation. Then we can all have a good laugh about it. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (gasps) I don't think he'll be laughin', boy. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Why, sir? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Because that patty killed him! (both scream, check the inspector again, then scream some more) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this "we" stuff? You fed him the tainted patty. Looks like it's the stony lonesome for you! 

'''SpongeBob:''' But you told me to give it to him. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, you could've talked me out of it! 

'''SpongeBob:''' You're right, Mr. Krabs...I'm guilty. I'll never survive in prison, they'll mop up the floor with me! (Mr. Krabs grabs him) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Get a hold of yourself, boy. We've got to get rid of this body before anyone sees it. We've got to take it out and bury it. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs walking up a muddy hill)

'''SpongeBob:''' (dragging the body) Ew, gross, germs, it's all icky and corpsey! (sprays himself with disinfectant and stammers. He then grabs a tissue and drags the body with it)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (at the top of the hill) This should be far enough. Now get diggin'! (hands SpongeBob a shovel) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, sir. (while digging a big hole, his shovel hits something) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's the holdup down there? 

'''SpongeBob:''' There's a big rock in the way! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well toss it out and get back to diggin'! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (salutes) Aye, aye, sir! (tosses the huge rock behind him) 

'''Health Inspector:''' Uhh, where am I? (rock hits him in the head knocking him out again) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Somethin' ain't quite right.

'''SpongeBob:''' What do you mean, Mr. Krabs? (health inspectors head is out of the ground) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' His head's stickin' out! (SpongeBob covers his head with more sand) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought he might need some air. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' They don't need air where he's going. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Shouldn't we say a few words on his behalf? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uhh...he was a credit to health inspectors everywhere. And, uhh... 

'''SpongeBob:''' (Wails loudly) What a brave man, going in the line of duty like that! Why?! Why?! Why-ah-y-ah-y-ah-y?! (Mr. Krabs grabs SpongeBob) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Listen here, ya little barnacle. No one, and I mean no one, can ever know about this. It'll be the end of you, it'll be the end of me, and worst of all, it'll be the end of me. 

'''Officer Malley:''' (shines a flashlight on them) Stop right where you are! I'm afraid we're going to have to arrest the two of you. (SpongeBob hangs on Mr. Krabs) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs! I'm too young to go to jail! (Mr. Krabs covers his mouth) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And what would be the charges? 

'''Officer Malley:''' (puts away flashlight) For not being at the Krusty Krab to whip us up a couple of dee-licious Krabby Patties. (both police officers laugh. Mr. Krabs laughs nervously) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Laugh, boy. (SpongeBob laughs hysterically while it starts raining again. The rain exposes the health inspector's body and he slides down the hill towards SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs) 

'''Officer Nancy:''' Put that muddy shovel in the trunk and we'll give you a ride back. (SpongeBob is still laughing until Mr. Krabs hits him. Mr. Krabs walks over to the trunk and opens it. SpongeBob puts the shovel in it) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, listen carefully. We're just getting a lift back to the Krusty Krab. I need you to stay calm and don't lose your cool. Understand? (SpongeBob looks down) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I lose my cool now?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Why? (SpongeBob points to the health inspector, who is now down the hill. Both scream and Mr. Krabs grabs the body and gives it to SpongeBob) Put it in the trunk, boy! I'll keep them cops busy. 

'''Officer Malley:''' What's the holdup back there? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uhh, the boy's havin' a little trouble... (continues taking)

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Neptune, get away! (throws the inspector in the trunk then sprays himself with disinfectant. Slams the trunk on the health inspector, who was waking up then knocked out for the third time) Ahem. Ok! All set back here... Nothing unusual about a muddy shovel in the trunk. (laughs nervously) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' All set. (SpongeBob slides in) 

'''Officer Nancy:''' You ok there, little fella? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, he gets carsick real easy. 

'''Officer Malley:''' Well buckle up and we'll drive real smooth-like. (drives off) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now listen, SpongeBob, when we get to the Krusty Krab...I want you to take that (winks) ''shovel'' and bring it around to the back entrance and stuff...err...I mean, ''stow'' it in the freezer. Understand...? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I understand, Mr. Krabs. But what do you want me to do with the bo... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (grabs SpongeBob’s lips) ...ttles of soda! Bottles of soda...same thing, put 'em in the freezer. (Nancy stares at them funny. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob laugh. Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is bringing the body to the back)
 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, man. This is so gross. (tries the handle on the door but there is a lock) The back door is locked! What am I gonna do? (scene cuts to inside the Krusty Krab, where the cops were laughing with Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob enters with a big hat where the health inspector is in it) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ahoy there, SpongeBob, I thought you were out back taking care of that SHOVEL. (twitches & winks his eyes) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, the back door was locked, so I came around here. (his hat sags over, and SpongeBob puts it back in position) So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go put my hat in the freezer now. (walks to the kitchen very carefully) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Okey dokey, SpongeBob! 

'''Officer Malley:''' Is that kid ok? 

'''Officer Nancy:''' He's acting a little funny. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Funny? Oh, yeah! (laughs) He's a real cutup, that one. He knows how to keep the growing stages! Good one, boy! Always on, that one, there's no "off" on his funny switch. (laughs) Oh, your killing me! (continues laughing until SpongeBob is trying to get through a door but his hat is too big, so it fell on the floor, Mr. Krabs quickly hits the cash register.) Oh, look, I almost forgot, it's 'Open Cash Register' night! First two customers get all the money in the cash register! (hands out the money. SpongeBob gets his hat inside the kitchen)

'''Policeman:''' (listens to his walkie-talkie) Eighty-six those patties, Krabs. We just got a call about two ghouls burying a stiff over by Shallow Grave Road. 

'''Officer Nancy:''' I want a soda. (Mr. Krabs gives her one) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Here's your soda. Always a pleasure to serve the folks in blue. Well, goodbye now. 

'''Officer Nancy:''' Hey, there's no ice. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (nervous) Ice? Ice? You want ice? Is...that...what...you...want? You want ice? Is that what you want? (SpongeBob slides on screen) 

'''SpongeBob:''' The dark deed you requested is done, sir.

'''Officer Nancy:''' (walks to the kitchen) I'll get it myself. Ice is in the freezer, right? (Mr. Krabs runs to block the freezer door) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' There is no ice! There's never been any ice. Ice is just a myth! 

'''Officer Nancy:''' Step aside. You people act like you've committed a murder. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ok! I confess! SpongeBob killed him! 

'''SpongeBob:''' What? You can't pin this whole rap on me! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' He was insane! Out of control! He would've killed me too if you hadn't come along! 

'''SpongeBob:''' It was all Mr. Krabs' idea! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Put him down now! He's a mad dog! 

'''SpongeBob:''' He wears curlers to bed!! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait! It's not what you think! 

'''Officer Nancy:''' What are you two talking about?(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs hang onto Officer Nancy from the bottom) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' We killed the health inspector, buried him and then stuffed his body in the freezer! 

'''Officer Nancy:''' You mean in here? (opens the freezer but it's empty) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's empty? 

'''Officer Nancy:''' Is this some kind of a joke? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah...a joke! (SpongeBob giggles) 

'''Officer Nancy:''' Say, maybe he turned into a zombie and walked out. (everyone laughs. Just then a creature walks up moaning) 

'''SpongeBob:''' It's the zombie! (the inspector turns the lights on) 

'''Health Inspector:''' You guys should... 

'''Officer Malley:''' (hits the inspector with an anchor) Take that, you zombie! (inspector now has a huge bump on his head) 

'''Officer Nancy:''' I'll take it from here. (hits the inspector with a barrel) Die, zombie! 

'''Officer Malley:''' Good police work, Officer Nancy. Hey, this guy's not a zombie. He's just an ordinary health inspector! 

'''Health Inspector:''' Yes, and at the risk of being hit again, I'd like to present you with this. (gives Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob a note with the word 'pass' on it checked) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Mr. Krabs, look. We passed the inspection. 

'''Everyone:''' Hooray! (everyone walks out of the kitchen) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Come on, everybody. Krabby Patties at half price! Well, not really. 

'''Health Inspector:''' (inspector tries to crawl out) Oh boy, I'd like a Krabby Patty. (door slams in his face. Scene cuts to above water where its stormy again) 

'''Narrator:''' Well, that's the story. Yes, they are all idiots, aren't they?

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Frank (Store Owner)

2013-01-07T03:40:30Z

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[[Image:Exploding chewing gum.jpg|thumb|right|Frank]]
'''Frank''' is a fish who owns the [[Palace of Pranks]] store. He is friends with [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and gives him discounts at his store because he is the store's biggest patron. Frank sold the [[Invisible Spray]] to SpongeBob and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] for $1. Frank so far has only appeared in the episode [[Pranks a Lot]] and [[You Don't Know Sponge]].

===Looks===
Frank is a green color. He wears a blue shirt and has brown pants. He has short gray hair and has an eye patch on his left eye. He looks like he's in about his late sixties.

==Trivia==
*He is not to be confused with a cameo character also named [[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]] whose name is revealed in the episode: [[Dying for Pie]].
**In fact, there are some male characters named, "Frank".
*His name sounds a lot like the word, "prank".
*He appears to be the owner of the [[Magic Shop]] as well in [[You Don't Know Sponge]], but how can he manage two shops at a time?

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It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)

2012-12-24T05:05:29Z

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{{EpInfo|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|SpongeBobChristmasTitlecard.png|175|8|November 23, 2012|Move It or Lose It|Super Evil Aquatic Team Up is Go!}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
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'''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Santa Claus]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[Robot SpongeBob (It's a SpongeBob Christmas!)|Robot SpongeBob]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[The Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
[[Image:SBSPChristmas.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The DVD cover.]]
SpongeBob wakes up and begins singing a Christmas Carol. All of SpongeBob's friends are preparing for Christmas, and they join in his carol. At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is angered that he gets coal every year for Christmas. Karen tells him that if he weren't such a jerk he might get something for Christmas. Plankton pulls out a periodic table of elements and adds in extra one onto it, jerktonium, which apparently has the power to turn anyone into a jerk. Plankton is decides to lace every slice of fruit cake with Jerktonium, and give them to people to turn them into raging jerks, so Santa will think Plankton isn't naughty after all and he will be able to get the Krabby Patty secret formula for Christmas.

Plankton leaves the Chum Bucket to begin giving people the fruit cakes, by dispensing these fruit cakes with his latest invention, the JerkMaker 9000. SpongeBob instantly walks up and Plankton gives him a piece of fruit cake. The jerktonium doesn't affect SpongeBob, so Plankton gives him more fruit cake. SpongeBob eats all of the fruit cake, and Plankton is angered to see it does nothing. He gives SpongeBob a key and goes back inside. SpongeBob spots some Christmas carolers and hands them each a slice of fruit cake. The fish begin experiencing the effects of jerktonium, and they begin to get angry. Plankton comes out and notices that the jerktonium had worked on the fish.

Downtown, SpongeBob begins passing out fruit cakes, and the citizens begin to behave in unacceptably. SpongeBob is oblivious, and he continues to sing. Plankton rides through town on a unicycle, noticing the citizens wreaking havoc on the city and is delighted. SpongeBob passes a little boy on Santa's lap, and he gives Santa a piece of fruit cake. Santa tells the kid to get a job and buy all of the gifts himself and to brush his teeth. The slay driver escapes, and the slay falls off the cliff and crashes. Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket, where Karen tells him his plan has failed, because SpongeBob's heart protects him from jerktonium. Plankton unleashes a robotic SpongeBob onto the streets of Bikini Bottom to ruin SpongeBob's reputation. The robot begins destroying stuff to ruin Christmas.

SpongeBob begins riding through Bikini Bottom, and he notices everybody being rude to him. The next day on Christmas Eve, SpongeBob notices the townsfolk treating each other poorly. SpongeBob turns to Squidward, and he tells him to go to Sandy's house. The robotic SpongeBob walks up and begins to anger Squidward, who thinks it is SpongeBob. At Sandy's house, Sandy is rude to SpongeBob, and she does not help him with his problem. SpongeBob tries to leave, but accidentally knocks the fruitcake into an analyzer. Sandy reads that the fruit cake is contaminated with jerktonium. SpongeBob tells her he got the food from Plankton, at which point she calls him an idiot. SpongeBob says he must be the biggest jerk in town because he ate a lot of fruit cake. She scans SpongeBob and tells him he is immune to jerktonium. Sandy uses the analyzer to reveal a formula for the antidote. However, the antidote is a song which SpongeBob hums, and it cures Sandy.

SpongeBob shows up downtown and begins singing to rid everyone of the jerktonium. After everyone is rid of the jerktonium, Santa shows up and tells SpongeBob that everyone in town is on his naughty list besides Plankton. Santa gives Plankton the secret formula, and Santa tells SpongeBob he was the worst of all. The SpongeBob robot shows up and begins wreaking havoc, to which Santa points out that SpongeBob is doing it. The robot tries to destroy Santa, but SpongeBob destroys the robot and saves Santa. Christmas is saved and Mr. Krabs gets the formula back from Plankton. Santa flies off and Patrick sneaks on with him in an attempt to capture him.

==Trivia==
*This is the second Christmas based episode. The first one was [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]].
*This is the second episode to use stop-motion animation. The first was [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]. However, this is the first full stop-motion episode.
*This is the only SpongeBob episode to air on CBS.
*This is the only Season 8 episode to be produced in HD.
*SpongeBob drives a vehicle, the JerkMaker 9000, throughout the episode, albeit not a boat.
*The song, "Don't Be a Jerk" is featured in this episode. The song originally aired in 2009.
*SpongeBob actually went in Sandy's Treedome without his water helmet. Yet, he was not affected by air.
*In one scene when Pearl ate the fruit cake and transformed into a jerk, the next scene shows that, in the background, Pearl is in her normal state, despite the fact that she just transformed into said ailment.
*When SpongeBob walked away from the jerktonium-affected Sandy and said, "I'll have to solve this on my own.", the acorn suddenly appeared in his path in the next frame.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]

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It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)

2012-12-24T05:00:34Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia */

{{EpInfo|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|SpongeBobChristmasTitlecard.png|175|8|November 23, 2012|Move It or Lose It|Super Evil Aquatic Team Up is Go!}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
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'''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Santa Claus]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[Robot SpongeBob (It's a SpongeBob Christmas!)|Robot SpongeBob]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[The Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
[[Image:SBSPChristmas.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The DVD cover.]]
SpongeBob wakes up and begins singing a Christmas Carol. All of SpongeBob's friends are preparing for Christmas, and they join in his carol. At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is angered that he gets coal every year for Christmas. Karen tells him that if he weren't such a jerk he might get something for Christmas. Plankton pulls out a periodic table of elements and adds in extra one onto it, jerktonium, which apparently has the power to turn anyone into a jerk. Plankton is decides to lace every slice of fruit cake with Jerktonium, and give them to people to turn them into raging jerks, so Santa will think Plankton isn't ba after all and he will be able to get the Krabby Patty secret formula for Christmas.

Plankton leaves the Chum Bucket to begin giving people the fruit cakes. SpongeBob instantly walks up and Plankton gives him a piece of fruit cake. The jerktonium doesn't affect SpongeBob, so Plankton gives him more fruit cake. SpongeBob eats all of the fruit cake, and Plankton is angered to see it does nothing. He gives SpongeBob a key and goes back inside. SpongeBob spots some Christmas carolers and hands them each a slice of fruit cake. The fish begin experiencing the effects of jerktonium, and they begin to get angry. Plankton comes out and notices that the jerktonium had worked on the fish.

Downtown, SpongeBob begins passing out fruit cakes, and the citizens begin to behave in unacceptably. SpongeBob is oblivious, and he continues to sing. Plankton rides through town on a unicycle, noticing the citizens wreaking havoc on the city and is delighted. SpongeBob passes a little boy on Santa's lap, and he gives Santa a piece of fruit cake. Santa tells the kid to get a job and buy all of the gifts himself and to brush his teeth. The slay driver escapes, and the slay falls off the cliff and crashes. Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket, where Karen tells him his plan has failed, because SpongeBob's heart protects him from jerktonium. Plankton unleashes a robotic SpongeBob onto the streets of Bikini Bottom to ruin SpongeBob's reputation. The robot begins destroying stuff to ruin Christmas.

SpongeBob begins riding through Bikini Bottom, and he notices everybody being rude to him. The next day on Christmas Eve, SpongeBob notices the townsfolk treating each other poorly. SpongeBob turns to Squidward, and he tells him to go to Sandy's house. The robotic SpongeBob walks up and begins to anger Squidward, who thinks it is SpongeBob. At Sandy's house, Sandy is rude to SpongeBob, and she does not help him with his problem. SpongeBob tries to leave, but accidentally knocks the fruitcake into an analyzer. Sandy reads that the fruit cake is contaminated with jerktonium. SpongeBob tells her he got the food from Plankton, at which point she calls him an idiot. SpongeBob says he must be the biggest jerk in town because he ate a lot of fruit cake. She scans SpongeBob and tells him he is immune to jerktonium. Sandy uses the analyzer to reveal a formula for the antidote. However, the antidote is a song which SpongeBob hums, and it cures Sandy.

SpongeBob shows up downtown and begins singing to rid everyone of the jerktonium. After everyone is rid of the jerktonium, Santa shows up and tells SpongeBob that everyone in town is on his naughty list besides Plankton. Santa gives Plankton the secret formula, and Santa tells SpongeBob he was the worst of all. The SpongeBob robot shows up and begins wreaking havoc, to which Santa points out that SpongeBob is doing it. The robot tries to destroy Santa, but SpongeBob destroys the robot and saves Santa. Christmas is saved and Mr. Krabs gets the formula back from Plankton. Santa flies off and Patrick sneaks on with him in an attempt to capture him.

==Trivia==
*This is the second Christmas based episode. The first one was [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]].
*This is the second episode to use stop-motion animation. The first was [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]. However, this is the first full stop-motion episode.
*This is the only SpongeBob episode to air on CBS.
*This is the only Season 8 episode to be produced in HD.
*SpongeBob drives a vehicle, the JerkMaker 9000, throughout the episode, albeit not a boat.
*The song, "Don't Be a Jerk" is featured in this episode. The song originally aired in 2009.
*SpongeBob actually went in Sandy's Treedome without his water helmet. Yet, he was not affected by air.
*In one scene when Pearl ate the fruit cake and transformed into a jerk, the next scene shows that, in the background, Pearl is in her normal state, despite the fact that she just transformed into said ailment.
*When SpongeBob walked away from the jerktonium-affected Sandy and said, "I'll have to solve this on my own.", the acorn suddenly appeared in his path in the next frame.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]

{{Specials}}
{{Holiday Episodes}}
{{Season8}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 8]]

It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)

2012-12-24T04:57:08Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia */

{{EpInfo|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|SpongeBobChristmasTitlecard.png|175|8|November 23, 2012|Move It or Lose It|Super Evil Aquatic Team Up is Go!}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[File:ItsaspongebobChristmas.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob giving out fruitcake.
|-
|}
'''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Santa Claus]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[Robot SpongeBob (It's a SpongeBob Christmas!)|Robot SpongeBob]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[The Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
[[Image:SBSPChristmas.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The DVD cover.]]
SpongeBob wakes up and begins singing a Christmas Carol. All of SpongeBob's friends are preparing for Christmas, and they join in his carol. At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is angered that he gets coal every year for Christmas. Karen tells him that if he weren't such a jerk he might get something for Christmas. Plankton pulls out a periodic table of elements and adds in extra one onto it, jerktonium, which apparently has the power to turn anyone into a jerk. Plankton is decides to lace every slice of fruit cake with Jerktonium, and give them to people to turn them into raging jerks, so Santa will think Plankton isn't ba after all and he will be able to get the Krabby Patty secret formula for Christmas.

Plankton leaves the Chum Bucket to begin giving people the fruit cakes. SpongeBob instantly walks up and Plankton gives him a piece of fruit cake. The jerktonium doesn't affect SpongeBob, so Plankton gives him more fruit cake. SpongeBob eats all of the fruit cake, and Plankton is angered to see it does nothing. He gives SpongeBob a key and goes back inside. SpongeBob spots some Christmas carolers and hands them each a slice of fruit cake. The fish begin experiencing the effects of jerktonium, and they begin to get angry. Plankton comes out and notices that the jerktonium had worked on the fish.

Downtown, SpongeBob begins passing out fruit cakes, and the citizens begin to behave in unacceptably. SpongeBob is oblivious, and he continues to sing. Plankton rides through town on a unicycle, noticing the citizens wreaking havoc on the city and is delighted. SpongeBob passes a little boy on Santa's lap, and he gives Santa a piece of fruit cake. Santa tells the kid to get a job and buy all of the gifts himself and to brush his teeth. The slay driver escapes, and the slay falls off the cliff and crashes. Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket, where Karen tells him his plan has failed, because SpongeBob's heart protects him from jerktonium. Plankton unleashes a robotic SpongeBob onto the streets of Bikini Bottom to ruin SpongeBob's reputation. The robot begins destroying stuff to ruin Christmas.

SpongeBob begins riding through Bikini Bottom, and he notices everybody being rude to him. The next day on Christmas Eve, SpongeBob notices the townsfolk treating each other poorly. SpongeBob turns to Squidward, and he tells him to go to Sandy's house. The robotic SpongeBob walks up and begins to anger Squidward, who thinks it is SpongeBob. At Sandy's house, Sandy is rude to SpongeBob, and she does not help him with his problem. SpongeBob tries to leave, but accidentally knocks the fruitcake into an analyzer. Sandy reads that the fruit cake is contaminated with jerktonium. SpongeBob tells her he got the food from Plankton, at which point she calls him an idiot. SpongeBob says he must be the biggest jerk in town because he ate a lot of fruit cake. She scans SpongeBob and tells him he is immune to jerktonium. Sandy uses the analyzer to reveal a formula for the antidote. However, the antidote is a song which SpongeBob hums, and it cures Sandy.

SpongeBob shows up downtown and begins singing to rid everyone of the jerktonium. After everyone is rid of the jerktonium, Santa shows up and tells SpongeBob that everyone in town is on his naughty list besides Plankton. Santa gives Plankton the secret formula, and Santa tells SpongeBob he was the worst of all. The SpongeBob robot shows up and begins wreaking havoc, to which Santa points out that SpongeBob is doing it. The robot tries to destroy Santa, but SpongeBob destroys the robot and saves Santa. Christmas is saved and Mr. Krabs gets the formula back from Plankton. Santa flies off and Patrick sneaks on with him in an attempt to capture him.

==Trivia==
*This is the second Christmas based episode. The first one was [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]].
*This is the second episode to use stop-motion animation. The first was [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]. However, this is the first full stop-motion episode.
*This is the only SpongeBob episode to air on CBS.
*This is the only Season 8 episode to be produced in HD.
*SpongeBob drives a vehicle throughout the episode, albeit not a boat.
*The song Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas!) is used in this episode. The original song aired in 2009.
*SpongeBob actually went in Sandy's Treedome without his water helmet. Yet, he was not affected by air.
*In one scene when Pearl ate the fruit cake and transformed into a jerk, the next scene shows that, in the background, Pearl is in her normal state, despite the fact that she just transformed into said ailment.
*When SpongeBob walked away from the jerktonium-affected Sandy and said, "I'll have to solve this on my own.", the acorn suddenly appeared in his path in the next frame.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]

{{Specials}}
{{Holiday Episodes}}
{{Season8}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 8]]

Santa Claus

2012-12-24T04:50:03Z

Cheepskate500: /* Appearance */

[[Image:Santa.jpg|thumb|250px|Santa Claus]]
[[Image:SantaClaus.jpg|thumb|250px|Squidward in disguise]]
'''Santa Claus''' is a traditional Christmas related character and a character heavily used in the Nickelodeon TV series [[SpongeBob SquarePants]].

== Appearance ==
He is a semi-human elder wearing a red coat and pants, along with a red pointed hat with a white pom pom on its end, red glasses, and white gloves.

==Episodes==
*[[Christmas Who?]]
*[[SpongeBob's Last Stand]]
*[[Wishing You Well]]
[[Category:Character]]

==See also==
*[[Santa Claus (alter ego)]]

It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)

2012-12-24T04:46:21Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia */

{{EpInfo|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|SpongeBobChristmasTitlecard.png|175|8|November 23, 2012|Move It or Lose It|Super Evil Aquatic Team Up is Go!}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[File:ItsaspongebobChristmas.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob giving out fruitcake.
|-
|}
'''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Santa Claus]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[Robot SpongeBob (It's a SpongeBob Christmas!)|Robot SpongeBob]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[The Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
[[Image:SBSPChristmas.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The DVD cover.]]
SpongeBob wakes up and begins singing a Christmas Carol. All of SpongeBob's friends are preparing for Christmas, and they join in his carol. At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is angered that he gets coal every year for Christmas. Karen tells him that if he weren't such a jerk he might get something for Christmas. Plankton pulls out a periodic table of elements and adds in extra one onto it, jerktonium, which apparently has the power to turn anyone into a jerk. Plankton is decides to lace every slice of fruit cake with Jerktonium, and give them to people to turn them into raging jerks, so Santa will think Plankton isn't ba after all and he will be able to get the Krabby Patty secret formula for Christmas.

Plankton leaves the Chum Bucket to begin giving people the fruit cakes. SpongeBob instantly walks up and Plankton gives him a piece of fruit cake. The jerktonium doesn't affect SpongeBob, so Plankton gives him more fruit cake. SpongeBob eats all of the fruit cake, and Plankton is angered to see it does nothing. He gives SpongeBob a key and goes back inside. SpongeBob spots some Christmas carolers and hands them each a slice of fruit cake. The fish begin experiencing the effects of jerktonium, and they begin to get angry. Plankton comes out and notices that the jerktonium had worked on the fish.

Downtown, SpongeBob begins passing out fruit cakes, and the citizens begin to behave in unacceptably. SpongeBob is oblivious, and he continues to sing. Plankton rides through town on a unicycle, noticing the citizens wreaking havoc on the city and is delighted. SpongeBob passes a little boy on Santa's lap, and he gives Santa a piece of fruit cake. Santa tells the kid to get a job and buy all of the gifts himself and to brush his teeth. The slay driver escapes, and the slay falls off the cliff and crashes. Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket, where Karen tells him his plan has failed, because SpongeBob's heart protects him from jerktonium. Plankton unleashes a robotic SpongeBob onto the streets of Bikini Bottom to ruin SpongeBob's reputation. The robot begins destroying stuff to ruin Christmas.

SpongeBob begins riding through Bikini Bottom, and he notices everybody being rude to him. The next day on Christmas Eve, SpongeBob notices the townsfolk treating each other poorly. SpongeBob turns to Squidward, and he tells him to go to Sandy's house. The robotic SpongeBob walks up and begins to anger Squidward, who thinks it is SpongeBob. At Sandy's house, Sandy is rude to SpongeBob, and she does not help him with his problem. SpongeBob tries to leave, but accidentally knocks the fruitcake into an analyzer. Sandy reads that the fruit cake is contaminated with jerktonium. SpongeBob tells her he got the food from Plankton, at which point she calls him an idiot. SpongeBob says he must be the biggest jerk in town because he ate a lot of fruit cake. She scans SpongeBob and tells him he is immune to jerktonium. Sandy uses the analyzer to reveal a formula for the antidote. However, the antidote is a song which SpongeBob hums, and it cures Sandy.

SpongeBob shows up downtown and begins singing to rid everyone of the jerktonium. After everyone is rid of the jerktonium, Santa shows up and tells SpongeBob that everyone in town is on his naughty list besides Plankton. Santa gives Plankton the secret formula, and Santa tells SpongeBob he was the worst of all. The SpongeBob robot shows up and begins wreaking havoc, to which Santa points out that SpongeBob is doing it. The robot tries to destroy Santa, but SpongeBob destroys the robot and saves Santa. Christmas is saved and Mr. Krabs gets the formula back from Plankton. Santa flies off and Patrick sneaks on with him in an attempt to capture him.

==Trivia==
*This is the second Christmas based episode. The first one was [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]].
*This is the second episode to use stop-motion animation. The first was [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]. However, this is the first full stop-motion episode.
*This is the only SpongeBob episode to air on CBS.
*This is the only Season 8 episode to be produced in HD.
*SpongeBob drives a vehicle throughout the episode, albeit not a boat.
*The song Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas!) is used in this episode. The original song aired in 2009.
*SpongeBob actually went in Sandy's Treedome without his water helmet. Yet he was not affected by air.
*In one scene when Pearl ate the fruit cake and transformed into a jerk, the next scene shows that, in the background, Pearl is in her normal state, despite the fact that she just transformed into said ailment.
*When SpongeBob walked away from the jerktonium-affected Sandy and said, "I'll have to solve this on my own.", the acorn suddenly appeared in his path in the next frame.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]

{{Specials}}
{{Holiday Episodes}}
{{Season8}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 8]]

It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)

2012-12-24T04:44:20Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia */

{{EpInfo|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|SpongeBobChristmasTitlecard.png|175|8|November 23, 2012|Move It or Lose It|Super Evil Aquatic Team Up is Go!}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[File:ItsaspongebobChristmas.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob giving out fruitcake.
|-
|}
'''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Santa Claus]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[Robot SpongeBob (It's a SpongeBob Christmas!)|Robot SpongeBob]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[The Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
[[Image:SBSPChristmas.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The DVD cover.]]
SpongeBob wakes up and begins singing a Christmas Carol. All of SpongeBob's friends are preparing for Christmas, and they join in his carol. At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is angered that he gets coal every year for Christmas. Karen tells him that if he weren't such a jerk he might get something for Christmas. Plankton pulls out a periodic table of elements and adds in extra one onto it, jerktonium, which apparently has the power to turn anyone into a jerk. Plankton is decides to lace every slice of fruit cake with Jerktonium, and give them to people to turn them into raging jerks, so Santa will think Plankton isn't ba after all and he will be able to get the Krabby Patty secret formula for Christmas.

Plankton leaves the Chum Bucket to begin giving people the fruit cakes. SpongeBob instantly walks up and Plankton gives him a piece of fruit cake. The jerktonium doesn't affect SpongeBob, so Plankton gives him more fruit cake. SpongeBob eats all of the fruit cake, and Plankton is angered to see it does nothing. He gives SpongeBob a key and goes back inside. SpongeBob spots some Christmas carolers and hands them each a slice of fruit cake. The fish begin experiencing the effects of jerktonium, and they begin to get angry. Plankton comes out and notices that the jerktonium had worked on the fish.

Downtown, SpongeBob begins passing out fruit cakes, and the citizens begin to behave in unacceptably. SpongeBob is oblivious, and he continues to sing. Plankton rides through town on a unicycle, noticing the citizens wreaking havoc on the city and is delighted. SpongeBob passes a little boy on Santa's lap, and he gives Santa a piece of fruit cake. Santa tells the kid to get a job and buy all of the gifts himself and to brush his teeth. The slay driver escapes, and the slay falls off the cliff and crashes. Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket, where Karen tells him his plan has failed, because SpongeBob's heart protects him from jerktonium. Plankton unleashes a robotic SpongeBob onto the streets of Bikini Bottom to ruin SpongeBob's reputation. The robot begins destroying stuff to ruin Christmas.

SpongeBob begins riding through Bikini Bottom, and he notices everybody being rude to him. The next day on Christmas Eve, SpongeBob notices the townsfolk treating each other poorly. SpongeBob turns to Squidward, and he tells him to go to Sandy's house. The robotic SpongeBob walks up and begins to anger Squidward, who thinks it is SpongeBob. At Sandy's house, Sandy is rude to SpongeBob, and she does not help him with his problem. SpongeBob tries to leave, but accidentally knocks the fruitcake into an analyzer. Sandy reads that the fruit cake is contaminated with jerktonium. SpongeBob tells her he got the food from Plankton, at which point she calls him an idiot. SpongeBob says he must be the biggest jerk in town because he ate a lot of fruit cake. She scans SpongeBob and tells him he is immune to jerktonium. Sandy uses the analyzer to reveal a formula for the antidote. However, the antidote is a song which SpongeBob hums, and it cures Sandy.

SpongeBob shows up downtown and begins singing to rid everyone of the jerktonium. After everyone is rid of the jerktonium, Santa shows up and tells SpongeBob that everyone in town is on his naughty list besides Plankton. Santa gives Plankton the secret formula, and Santa tells SpongeBob he was the worst of all. The SpongeBob robot shows up and begins wreaking havoc, to which Santa points out that SpongeBob is doing it. The robot tries to destroy Santa, but SpongeBob destroys the robot and saves Santa. Christmas is saved and Mr. Krabs gets the formula back from Plankton. Santa flies off and Patrick sneaks on with him in an attempt to capture him.

==Trivia==
*This is the second Christmas based episode. The first one was [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]].
*This is the second episode to use stop-motion animation. The first was [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]. However, this is the first full stop-motion episode.
*This is the only SpongeBob episode to air on CBS.
*This is the only Season 8 episode to be produced in HD.
*SpongeBob drives a vehicle throughout the episode, albeit not a boat.
*The song Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas!) is used in this episode. The original song aired in 2009.
*SpongeBob actually went in Sandy's Treedome without his water helmet. Yet he was not affected by air.
*In one scene when Pearl ate the fruit cake and transformed into a jerk, the next scene shows that, in the background, Pearl is in her normal state, despite the fact that she just transformed into said ailment.
*When SpongeBob walked away from the jerktonium-affected Sandy and said, "I'll have to solve this on my own.", the acorn suddenly appeared under his foot in the next frame.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]

{{Specials}}
{{Holiday Episodes}}
{{Season8}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 8]]

It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)

2012-12-24T04:42:24Z

Cheepskate500: /* Trivia */

{{EpInfo|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|SpongeBobChristmasTitlecard.png|175|8|November 23, 2012|Move It or Lose It|Super Evil Aquatic Team Up is Go!}}
{{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}
{{EpInfo2|Sandy Cheeks|Carolyn Lawrence}}
|-
! colspan="2" |<center>[[File:ItsaspongebobChristmas.jpg|300px]]</center>SpongeBob giving out fruitcake.
|-
|}
'''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 8|Season 8]].

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Santa Claus]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]
*[[Robot SpongeBob (It's a SpongeBob Christmas!)|Robot SpongeBob]]
*[[Patchy the Pirate]]
*[[Potty the Parrot]]

===Places===
*[[Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[The Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
[[Image:SBSPChristmas.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The DVD cover.]]
SpongeBob wakes up and begins singing a Christmas Carol. All of SpongeBob's friends are preparing for Christmas, and they join in his carol. At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is angered that he gets coal every year for Christmas. Karen tells him that if he weren't such a jerk he might get something for Christmas. Plankton pulls out a periodic table of elements and adds in extra one onto it, jerktonium, which apparently has the power to turn anyone into a jerk. Plankton is decides to lace every slice of fruit cake with Jerktonium, and give them to people to turn them into raging jerks, so Santa will think Plankton isn't ba after all and he will be able to get the Krabby Patty secret formula for Christmas.

Plankton leaves the Chum Bucket to begin giving people the fruit cakes. SpongeBob instantly walks up and Plankton gives him a piece of fruit cake. The jerktonium doesn't affect SpongeBob, so Plankton gives him more fruit cake. SpongeBob eats all of the fruit cake, and Plankton is angered to see it does nothing. He gives SpongeBob a key and goes back inside. SpongeBob spots some Christmas carolers and hands them each a slice of fruit cake. The fish begin experiencing the effects of jerktonium, and they begin to get angry. Plankton comes out and notices that the jerktonium had worked on the fish.

Downtown, SpongeBob begins passing out fruit cakes, and the citizens begin to behave in unacceptably. SpongeBob is oblivious, and he continues to sing. Plankton rides through town on a unicycle, noticing the citizens wreaking havoc on the city and is delighted. SpongeBob passes a little boy on Santa's lap, and he gives Santa a piece of fruit cake. Santa tells the kid to get a job and buy all of the gifts himself and to brush his teeth. The slay driver escapes, and the slay falls off the cliff and crashes. Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket, where Karen tells him his plan has failed, because SpongeBob's heart protects him from jerktonium. Plankton unleashes a robotic SpongeBob onto the streets of Bikini Bottom to ruin SpongeBob's reputation. The robot begins destroying stuff to ruin Christmas.

SpongeBob begins riding through Bikini Bottom, and he notices everybody being rude to him. The next day on Christmas Eve, SpongeBob notices the townsfolk treating each other poorly. SpongeBob turns to Squidward, and he tells him to go to Sandy's house. The robotic SpongeBob walks up and begins to anger Squidward, who thinks it is SpongeBob. At Sandy's house, Sandy is rude to SpongeBob, and she does not help him with his problem. SpongeBob tries to leave, but accidentally knocks the fruitcake into an analyzer. Sandy reads that the fruit cake is contaminated with jerktonium. SpongeBob tells her he got the food from Plankton, at which point she calls him an idiot. SpongeBob says he must be the biggest jerk in town because he ate a lot of fruit cake. She scans SpongeBob and tells him he is immune to jerktonium. Sandy uses the analyzer to reveal a formula for the antidote. However, the antidote is a song which SpongeBob hums, and it cures Sandy.

SpongeBob shows up downtown and begins singing to rid everyone of the jerktonium. After everyone is rid of the jerktonium, Santa shows up and tells SpongeBob that everyone in town is on his naughty list besides Plankton. Santa gives Plankton the secret formula, and Santa tells SpongeBob he was the worst of all. The SpongeBob robot shows up and begins wreaking havoc, to which Santa points out that SpongeBob is doing it. The robot tries to destroy Santa, but SpongeBob destroys the robot and saves Santa. Christmas is saved and Mr. Krabs gets the formula back from Plankton. Santa flies off and Patrick sneaks on with him in an attempt to capture him.

==Trivia==
*This is the second Christmas based episode. The first one was [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]].
*This is the second episode to use stop-motion animation. The first was [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]]. However, this is the first full stop-motion episode.
*This is the only SpongeBob episode to air on CBS.
*This is the only Season 8 episode to be produced in HD.
*SpongeBob drives a vehicle throughout the episode, albeit not a boat.
*The song Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas!) is used in this episode. The original song aired in 2009.
*SpongeBob actually went in Sandy's Treedome without his water helmet.
*In one scene when Pearl ate the fruit cake and transformed into a jerk, the next scene shows that, in the background, Pearl is in her normal state, despite the fact that she just transformed into said ailment.
*When SpongeBob walked away from the jerktonium-affected Sandy and said, "I'll have to solve this on my own.", the acorn suddenly appeared under his foot in the next frame.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]

{{Specials}}
{{Holiday Episodes}}
{{Season8}}
[[Category:Episode]]
[[Category:Season 8]]

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture (Episode)

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'''Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: The Motion Picture''' is an episode from Season 4.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Kelp Thing]]
*The [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club]]
*Retired Fish
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*Actors for the MM and BB movie
*[[Harold]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick are at a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fan club meeting, where they learn a new movie will be made based on the heroes but they find that the movie is played by younger actors much to SpongeBob's and Patrick's dismay. When SpongeBob and Patrick wants the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to play in the movie they tell the club members that they must boycott the movie, but he and Patrick just get thrown out of the building. Instead, the boys go to Shady Shoals and tell Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy that [[Drippy Brothers Studio]] is making a movie about them with new actors. The heroes find the news horrible. Patrick suggests they make their own movie. Everybody likes the idea.

After coming up with ideas, SpongeBob Squarepants and the crew (Sandy Cheeks, Pearl Krabs, Eugene H. Krabs, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy) meet to make the movie. SpongeBob is in charge of the movie. Squidward, the makeup artist, prepares the actors for the movie. Sandy is in charge of using the dynamite for explosion scenes. Mr. Krabs will cater the crew while Pearl is the leading lady. Patrick's the cameraman and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are the stars. Plankton auditions for [[ManRay]], but can't have the part because the villain's not in the movie, so he works the boom instead. Mermaid Man has trouble with one of his lines and it takes 5,003 takes to get it right until Plankton accidentally shoves the boom into his mouth.

A scene is filmed where Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy ride their boat mobile (Pearl as [[The Invisible Boat Mobile]]) to Kelp-Thing's hideout. Pearl is too heavy to pull, so Nat, who is pulling her, sped off the mountain, crashing into the sets. Patrick filmed it with the lens cap on, and with everything destroyed; there is no footage of the movie. SpongeBob, who goes berserk, knows the movie is ruined. Mermaid Man convinces him to finish the movie and goes on.

Mr. Krabs has a premiere night for SpongeBob's production in his restaurant, hoping to make a bundle from the movie. The leader of the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Fan Club does pay a lot of money to buy 200 tickets on opening night, but only because the Drippy Bros. production is sold out before the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie can be seen. The entire fan club (except SpongeBob, Patrick, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy) does not like it because it looks like an old timey movie, when Mermaid Man is supposed to say "You can't do that! Its forbidden" he instead says "You can't do that! Forbidden", is about two minutes in length, and when it shows Sandy doing the stunts and when instead of saying "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Unite!" Mermaid Man says "'Mermaid... "Click!" "Manicleboy Unite!" . However, Mermaid Man is glad that SpongeBob proved he and Barnacle Boy had "action" left in their old bones.

==Associated Production Music==
{{APM-link|K|Killer Birds}} - Gregor F. Narholz (SpongeBob starting to exaggerate.)

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In some close-up scenes of SpongeBob, he appears more green than yellow.
*[[Drippy Brothers Studio|Drippy Brothers Studios]] are a parody of Warner Bros. Studios.
*The [[Patty Vault]] appears in the final film.
*Mermaid Man gets a boom microphone stuck in his mouth. Ironically, John Kricfalusi had to redo a similar gag from a Ren and Stimpy episode only a decade before because Nick censors felt it looked too suggestive.
*This is the only episode in the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy mini-series to have a title card that is different from the usual title card.
*[[Mermaid Man's Belt]] is purple since Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV.
*The movie SpongeBob and Patrick made mentions a place called Fort Lox. The name is a spoof on the name Fort Knox, which houses tons of gold.
*Plankton is wearing Man Ray's helmet in small size.
*In every movie Mr. Krabs participates in, he wants the plot to involve Krabby Patties being stolen by somebody.
*During the "Bingo" scene, the announcer said, "A-29", even though there is no "A" in "Bingo". Although it could be a slurred "I".
*When SpongeBob said "it's 'stolen Krabby Patties'." for the first time, his right eye enlarged a bit.
*The lens cap suddenly appeared on the camera lens, easily known from when Patrick was seen filming before the lens cap scene.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture|Transcript for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV: The Motion Picture]]

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==Dialogue==

(A green car comes driving up then stops. Kelp-Thing gets out.) 

'''Kelp-Thing''': Huh? Eh? 

'''Narrator''': It's Mermaidman! Savior of the deep! (Barnacleboy appears.)And his young fit servant, Barnacleboy. 

'''Mermaidman''': Mermaidman and Barnacleboy...unite! (Both put rings together then jump down onto Kelp-Thing's car.) Kelp-Thing, this is a posted, "No-Parking" zone. 

'''Kelp-Thing''': (Cuts to the sign, then zooms out to Kelp-Thing) But I must do what I do. (Jumps up in the air, snickering, until he notices his car is being towed.) Huh? (The word "TOWED" comes on screen. Kelp-Thing jumps down and then walks away.) 

'''Mermaidman''': Evil can't park here between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00pm! (Both raise their rings and the word "FIN" appears on-screen. The Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Fan Club is watching a video about the heroes. They now cheer.) 

'''Club Leader''': Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Fan Club members unite! (Puts fists together in air.) 

'''All''': Unite! (All put their fists together in air.) 

'''Club Leader''': And now the second order of business, Drippy Brothers Studios is currently in production of the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie! 

'''All''' (In amazement): Ooh! 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, boy, Patrick. I can hardly wait to see our favorite heroes, on the big screen! (Patrick laughs) 

'''Club Leader''': Third order of business, the special surprise guest. (All gasp.) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here tonight! (Everyone cheers) Directly from the set, here they are! (The curtain opens and shows the fake actors who potray Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.) 

'''Fake Mermaidman''': Hello, little heroes. 

'''Patrick''': Huh? 

'''SpongeBob''': You're not Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. You're fakes. 

'''Fake Mermaidman''': Well, of course, we are, we're actors. 

'''SpongeBob''': Actors? How can you make a Mermaid Man movie without the real Mermaidman and Barnacleboy? 

'''Fake Mermaidman''': Listen, kid, (Pokes SpongeBob with his finger)this is an action movie. You're has-been heroes are too old for action. 

'''SpongeBob''': Mermaidman is timeless! 

'''Patrick''': Yeah! 

'''SpongeBob''': I think I speak for everyone here when I say we won't stand for these two phony-baloney ruining the good name of our heroes. (The fake MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy are shocked)No right-minded Mermaidman and Barnacleboy society member would ever pay to see this...this celluloid hoax. I say we boycott this movie! Now who's with me? (SpongeBob & Patrick are thrown out of the building) Traitors! Wait till we tell Mermaidman about this. (cut to the retirement home) 

'''Announcer''': B-47. (Mermaidman scans through his "BINGO" card with his finger.) 

'''Mermaidman''': BANCO! 

'''Barnacleboy''': (Puts hand on Mermaidman) It's "Bingo". 

'''Mermaidman''': (Slaps Barnacleboy's hand away) Get your hands off me, woman! 

'''Announcer''': A-29. 

'''SpongeBob''': (Walks in angrily) "Too old for an action movie"...huh. (Walks up to Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.) 

'''Barnacleboy''': What is this time, kid? 

'''SpongeBob''': Are you aware Drippy Brothers Studio are making the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie? 

'''Barnacleboy''': They can't be making a movie about us! 

'''SpongeBob''': But they are! And they're using...(Close-up to his mouth)actors. (Mermaidman and Barnacleboy gasps.)They have shunned our heroes. 

'''Patrick''': And they weren't nice to them either. 

'''Mermaidman''' (Wailing): Now our dreams of being big screen heroes will never come true. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, that makes it even worse. 

'''Barnacleboy''': (Puts hands on Mermaidman's back) You bet it does, kid. 

'''Mermaidman''' (In sorrow): And the worst part is: I can't remember why I started crying. 

'''Patrick''': Why don't we just make our own movie? 

'''SpongeBob''': (Puts his hands on Patrick.)Patrick, once again, you have exposed your brilliance. We'll make a real Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie. Right here at Shady Shoals. 

'''Mermaidman''' (Stops crying): You will? 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes! And in doing so, we will right the wrong done to you by the evil Drippy Brother Studios and...(Close-up to his mouth)their actors. 

'''Mermaidman''': (Jumps on top of the table)Vindication is ours! Vindi...(Notices that he got up to the table.)how did I get up here? (Cuts to the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob, Patrick, and a typewriter at a table.) 

'''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, what do we need to start a movie?

'''Patrick''': Popcorn? 

'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, start making a movie. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, oh, oh... 

'''SpongeBob''': Let's start with...the title. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, yeah. (They both think for a title until Patrick thought up of one.)Ooh! I got one! "Adventures in the Underground City". 

'''SpongeBob''': Great, Pat, what happens? 

'''Patrick''': Well, there's a city... 

'''SpongeBob''': (Types in.)City... 

'''Patrick''': And it's underground... 

'''SpongeBob''': (Typing)Underground... 

'''Patrick''': And they have an adventure... 

'''SpongeBob''': (Typing)Adventure... 

'''Patrick''': The End. 

'''SpongeBob''': (Types in the last thing.)End. (Finishes typing) That's great, Pat. (Checks paper.)Hmm, seems kinda short. 

'''Patrick''': I have an idea. Let's make it longer! 

'''SpongeBob''': Longer, yes! Ok, let's have Mermaidman get his face shrunk by Kelp-Thing's face minimizer. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, and then he...umm...he drinks...cheese coffee! 

'''SpongeBob''': (Laughs.) Good one, Pat! (Both laugh.) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (Walks to table) What are ye lads doing? 

'''SpongeBob''': We're making a movie. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Great! I got cinema's newest star, right here. (Camera pans to Pearl, who is holding a Krabby Patty.) 

'''SpongeBob''': (Looks through his fingers which make a square shape staring at Pearl. She giggles.) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': So, what do ye say, lad? 

'''SpongeBob''': Sure, Mr. Krabs, Pearl can be in our movie. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': I wasn't talking about Pearl. I was talking about the Krabby Patty. (Camera zooms into the Krabby Patty held by Pearl. Camera zooms out, then Pearl burst into tears.) 

'''SpongeBob''': You can be in it, too, Pearl. 

'''Pearl'''(Immediately stops crying and becomes happy.): (Singsong)I'm gonna be a movie star! (Cuts to outside Shady Shoals.) 

'''SpongeBob''': Let's meet the highly skilled professionals who will help us fulfill your dream of being on the big screen. (Camera cuts to Sandy)Sandy will handle the stunts and explosives. (Sandy holds up a bomb.) 

'''Sandy''': Howdy. 

'''SpongeBob''': (Camera pans to Pearl)Pearl is the leading lady. (Camera pans to Mr. Krabs.)Mr. Krabs will cater the affair. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (holds up a Krabby Patty) 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick will run the camera. 

'''Patrick''': Hey... (Leans on the camera, only to knock over the camera and gets tangled up in film roll.) 

'''SpongeBob''': This is Squidward. He's in charge of the makeup department. 

'''Squidward''': Uh, no thanks. Who wants to be the "makeup department"? (Walks away.) 

'''SpongeBob''': Not makeup department. You're the makeup artist. 

'''Squidward''': (Looks back)Artist? 

'''SpongeBob''': Makeup artist. 

'''Squidward'''(In enthusiasum): Well then let's make those old crabapples sizzle.(Looks at the heroes) Hmmm... (Close-ups of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's old, wrinkly faces) Time for the art-eest to go to work. (takes out a blowtorch and gets to work. Banging and screaming are heard. Squidward scrubs, streches, and staples their faces together, more screaming are heard.) Voila! 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Ok, places everybody. Squidward, are our heroes ready? 

'''Squidward''': As they'll ever be. 

'''SpongeBob''': (Gasps in amazement, then cuts to Mermaidman and Barnacleboy, who then appears to have their skins stretched and tied.) They're beautiful! They look just like they did 30 years ago. (Mermaidman slurping.) Ok...action! (Explosion.)

'''Sandy''': I love my new job! 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Good job, Sandy. 

'''Plankton''': Psst...(Camera pans to Planton, who is wearing a miniture ManRay helmet.)I, ManRay, have returned from the murky depths to seek my revenge and banish your souls to the nether regions. Their defense are strong but they are no match for my ManRay ray. (Takes out a flashlight and turns it on.) 

'''SpongeBob''': What are you doing? 

'''Plankton''': (Takes off helmet)SpongeBob, this role was made for me! 

'''SpongeBob''': That villain isn't even in this movie. But let me see if we have something that fits your qualifications. (Looks around.)Oh, here's something. (Takes microphone stand) You can be the boom operator. 

'''Plankton''': I thought Sandy was the boom operator. 

'''Sandy''': Did somebody say "Boom"? (Activates explosion.) 

'''Plankton''': All right, SpongeBob, but you're squandering my talents!

'''SpongeBob''': Ok, Patrick, start the movie! 

'''Assistant''': Take 1. 

'''Mermaidman''': We have to get back to those swollen Krabby Patties. 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Cut! No, Mermaidman, it's "STOLEN Krabby Patties." 

'''Assistant''': Take 2. 

'''Mermaidman''': We have to get back to those stolen maggie daddies. 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Cut! No, Mermaidman, it's "stolen Krabby Patties." 

'''Assistant''': Take 5,003. 

'''Mermaidman''': We have to get back to those stolen Krabby Patties! (Plankton tries to hold up the microphone.)And if we don't stop that diabolical scoundrel-(The microphone gets shoved into Mermaidman's mouth.)(Mumbles.) 

'''Plankton''': (Tries to pull back the microphone stand.)Give it back! 

'''Barnacleboy''': I knew this was a bad idea. 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Cut! (Walks up to Plankton)Plankton, next time could you keep the boom out of shot? Other than that, you're doing a super job. 

'''Plankton''': (Drops the microphone stand)This is humiliating. I'm not good at this boom thing.

'''Sandy''': Did somebody say "Boom"? (Activates explosion.) 

'''Pearl''' (Cries): Oh, daddy, you said I was going to be a star! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': You are, Pearl. Mermaidman wouldn't be anywhere without you. (Pearl becomes happy.)Now go out there and break a leg! 

'''Pearl''': Yeah! (Runs off.) 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Okay, action! 

'''Mermaidman''': (Camera pans from Kelp-Thing's hideout, to the heroes.)To the boat mobile! (Both jump on the boat mobile, which is potrayed by Pearl on her back with wheels.) 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Cue sound effects. (Pearl uses her tongue for boat engine sound effect.) 

'''Mermaidman''': Listen to that engine purr. (Assistant is straining as he tries to pull Mermaidman, Barnacleboy, and Pearl up a steep cliff with a rope.) 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Almost there! (Assistant grabs the edge of the cliff, but it breaks off, causing them to slide down and into the air. Then comes crashing down onto the set. Pearl gets off of SpongeBob.) 

'''Patrick''': Good morning, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob''': (Looks around to see that the set is destroyed.)Everything's ruined! Well, at least we got the footage. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, I got the footage. 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, what is that? (Points to camera.) 

'''Patrick''': Oh, it's a camera. 

'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, this. (Takes off lens cap.) 

'''Patrick''': Oh, that's a lens cap. 

'''SpongeBob''': Did you just put that on?! 

'''Patrick''': Nope, I didn't want to lose it, so I put it there right before we started filming. 

'''SpongeBob''':(Screams and goes insane, crab-walks, crawls, and shoves his rear against the ground, then he lifts up piece of ground, and eats worms on bottom side. Everyone gasps. SpongeBob then cries.) The movie's ruined! We can't make a movie! 

'''Mermaidman''': Hey, little hero, this reminds me of the Episode 912. We were surrounded. The Kelp-Thing was to our right and there was broccoli on the side. But if there was one thing I remember, it was how to forget. 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, this is good. Roll the film. (Patrick films Mermaidman.) 

'''Mermaidman''': The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...space! The final countdown. Stick to the...stick to the...Lou, my darling! Lou! (Falls on ground.)Now go out there and finish this movie, kid. (Cut to Krusty Krab at night, where Mr. Krabs is crying at the cash register.). 

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, why are you weeping? 

'''Mr. Krabs''' (Whining): I closed early for your movie. Where are the paying customers? (Angry)You promised a full house! 

'''SpongeBob''': And here comes the filling! (Spongebob points to the front door, then the fan club comes rushing into the Krusty Krab.) The Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Fan Club. I knew you'd come to see the real Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie! 

'''Club Leader''': Actually, the real movie was sold out. I'll take 200 tickets, please. (Hands Mr. Krabs stack of money.) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Now, this is what I call a happy ending. (Everyone takes a seat to watch the movie.) 

'''Barnacleboy''': (Movie starts.) Well, our big moment, us, up on the big screen. (Notices Mermaidman is sleeping.) 

'''SpongeBob''': (On-screen)(Shows a cardboard box for a building, glue bottle, and a toy boatmobile being controlled by SpongeBob)Fort Lox: Home to over five billion Krabby Patties. (SpongeBob and Patrick each grab a canister popcorn while watching the movie.) What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate this fortified fort and make off with its treesure? (A piece of kelp on strings comes down with springy eye stalks.) It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do! 

'''Mermaidman''': (On-screen) Stop! You can't do that-(Movie cuts for a bit.)-forbidden. 

'''SpongeBob''': (On-screen as Kelp-Thing) Watch me! 

'''Mermaidman''': Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain. (Sandy comes in as Mermaidman's stunt double and fights Kelp Thing. Then Mermaidman shows up on screen again.) You may have won the Krabby Patties, but the battle rage is on. (Real-life crabs are fighting.) Mermaid-Ma--arnacle Boy, unite! (Both put rings together. Then 'FIN' comes on-screen with a fish fin in the background. The movie ends. Everyone was disappointed, confused, and asleep.) 

'''SpongeBob & Patrick''': (Cheering) Yay! 

'''Mermaidman''': Well, kid, you showed the world that even though our steps may have been slowed, we still have a little action left in these heroic old bones. (Bends his arm, then his bone breaks.) 

'''Barnacleboy''': Well, at least some of them. (All four laugh.)

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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture

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==Dialogue==

(A green car comes driving up then stops. Kelp-Thing gets out.) 

'''Kelp-Thing''': Huh? Eh? 

'''Narrator''': It's Mermaidman! Savior of the deep! (Barnacleboy appears.)And his young fit servant, Barnacleboy. 

'''Mermaidman''': Mermaidman and Barnacleboy...unite! (Both put rings together then jump down onto Kelp-Thing's car.) Kelp-Thing, this is a posted, "No-Parking" zone. 

'''Kelp-Thing''': (Cuts to the sign, then zooms out to Kelp-Thing) But I must do what I do. (Jumps up in the air, snickering, until he notices his car is being towed.) Huh? (The word "TOWED" comes on screen. Kelp-Thing jumps down and then walks away.) 

'''Mermaidman''': Evil can't park here between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00pm! (Both raise their rings and the word "FIN" appears on-screen. The Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Fan Club is watching a video about the heroes. They now cheer.) 

'''Club Leader''': Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Fan Club members unite! (Puts fists together in air.) 

'''All''': Unite! (All put their fists together in air.) 

'''Club Leader''': And now the second order of business, Drippy Brothers Studios is currently in production of the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie! 

'''All''' (In amazement): Ooh! 

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, boy, Patrick. I can hardly wait to see our favorite heroes, on the big screen! (Patrick laughs) 

'''Club Leader''': Third order of business, the special surprise guest. (All gasp.) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here tonight! (Everyone cheers) Directly from the set, here they are! (The curtain opens and shows the fake actors who potray Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.) 

'''Fake Mermaidman''': Hello, little heroes. 

'''Patrick''': Huh? 

'''SpongeBob''': You're not Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. You're fakes. 

'''Fake Mermaidman''': Well, of course, we are, we're actors. 

'''SpongeBob''': Actors? How can you make a Mermaid Man movie without the real Mermaidman and Barnacleboy? 

'''Fake Mermaidman''': Listen, kid, (Pokes SpongeBob with his finger)this is an action movie. You're has-been heroes are too old for action. 

'''SpongeBob''': Mermaidman is timeless! 

'''Patrick''': Yeah! 

'''SpongeBob''': I think I speak for everyone here when I say we won't stand for these two phony-baloney ruining the good name of our heroes. (The fake MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy are shocked)No right-minded Mermaidman and Barnacleboy society member would ever pay to see this...this celluloid hoax. I say we boycott this movie! Now who's with me? (SpongeBob & Patrick are thrown out of the building) Traitors! Wait till we tell Mermaidman about this. (cut to the retirement home) 

'''Announcer''': B-47. (Mermaidman scans through his "BINGO" card with his finger.) 

'''Mermaidman''': BANCO! 

'''Barnacleboy''': (Puts hand on Mermaidman) It's "Bingo". 

'''Mermaidman''': (Slaps Barnacleboy's hand away) Get your hands off me, woman! 

'''Announcer''': A-29. 

'''SpongeBob''': (Walks in angrily) "Too old for an action movie"...huh. (Walks up to Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.) 

'''Barnacleboy''': What is this time, kid? 

'''SpongeBob''': Are you aware Drippy Brothers Studio is making the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie? 

'''Barnacleboy''': They can't be making a movie about us! 

'''SpongeBob''': But they are! And they're using...(Close-up to his mouth)actors. (Mermaidman and Barnacleboy gasps.)They have shunned our heroes. 

'''Patrick''': And they weren't nice to them either. 

'''Mermaidman''' (Wailing): Now our dreams of being big screen heroes will never come true. 

'''SpongeBob''': Well, that makes it even worse. 

'''Barnacleboy''': (Puts hands on Mermaidman's back) You bet it does, kid. 

'''Mermaidman''' (In sorrow): And the worst part is: I can't remember why I started crying. 

'''Patrick''': Why don't we just make our own movie? 

'''SpongeBob''': (Puts his hands on Patrick.)Patrick, once again, you have exposed your brilliance. We'll make a real Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie. Right here at Shady Shoals. 

'''Mermaidman''' (Stops crying): You will? 

'''SpongeBob''': Yes! And in doing so, we will right the wrong done to you by the evil Drippy Brother Studios and...(Close-up to his mouth)their actors. 

'''Mermaidman''': (Jumps on top of the table)Vindication is ours! Vindi...(Notices that he got up to the table.)how did I get up here? (Cuts to the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob, Patrick, and a typewriter at a table.) 

'''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, what do we need to start a movie?

'''Patrick''': Popcorn? 

'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, start making a movie. 

'''Patrick''': Oh, oh, oh... 

'''SpongeBob''': Let's start with...the title. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, yeah. (They both think for a title until Patrick thought up of one.)Ooh! I got one! "Adventures in the Underground City". 

'''SpongeBob''': Great, Pat, what happens? 

'''Patrick''': Well, there's a city... 

'''SpongeBob''': (Types in.)City... 

'''Patrick''': And it's underground... 

'''SpongeBob''': (Typing)Underground... 

'''Patrick''': And they have an adventure... 

'''SpongeBob''': (Typing)Adventure... 

'''Patrick''': The End. 

'''SpongeBob''': (Types in the last thing.)End. (Finishes typing) That's great, Pat. (Checks paper.)Hmm, seems kinda short. 

'''Patrick''': I have an idea. Let's make it longer! 

'''SpongeBob''': Longer, yes! Ok, let's have Mermaidman get his face shrunk by Kelp-Thing's face minimizer. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, and then he...umm...he drinks...cheese coffee! 

'''SpongeBob''': (Laughs.) Good one, Pat! (Both laugh.) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (Walks to table) What are ye lads doing? 

'''SpongeBob''': We're making a movie. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Great! I got cinema's newest star, right here. (Camera pans to Pearl, who is holding a Krabby Patty.) 

'''SpongeBob''': (Looks through his fingers which make a square shape staring at Pearl. She giggles.) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': So, what do ye say, lad? 

'''SpongeBob''': Sure, Mr. Krabs, Pearl can be in our movie. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': I wasn't talking about Pearl. I was talking about the Krabby Patty. (Camera zooms into the Krabby Patty held by Pearl. Camera zooms out, then Pearl burst into tears.) 

'''SpongeBob''': You can be in it, too, Pearl. 

'''Pearl'''(Immediately stops crying and becomes happy.): (Singsong)I'm gonna be a movie star! (Cuts to outside Shady Shoals.) 

'''SpongeBob''': Let's meet the highly skilled professionals who will help us fulfill your dream of being on the big screen. (Camera cuts to Sandy)Sandy will handle the stunts and explosives. (Sandy holds up a bomb.) 

'''Sandy''': Howdy. 

'''SpongeBob''': (Camera pans to Pearl)Pearl is the leading lady. (Camera pans to Mr. Krabs.)Mr. Krabs will cater the affair. 

'''Mr. Krabs''': (holds up a Krabby Patty) 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick will run the camera. 

'''Patrick''': Hey... (Leans on the camera, only to knock over the camera and gets tangled up in film roll.) 

'''SpongeBob''': This is Squidward. He's in charge of the makeup department. 

'''Squidward''': Uh, no thanks. Who wants to be the "makeup department"? (Walks away.) 

'''SpongeBob''': Not makeup department. You're the makeup artist. 

'''Squidward''': (Looks back)Artist? 

'''SpongeBob''': Makeup artist. 

'''Squidward'''(In enthusiasum): Well then let's make those old crabapples sizzle.(Looks at the heroes) Hmmm... (Close-ups of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's old, wrinkly faces) Time for the art-eest to go to work. (takes out a blowtorch and gets to work. Banging and screaming are heard. Squidward scrubs, streches, and staples their faces together, more screaming are heard.) Voila! 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Ok, places everybody. Squidward, are our heroes ready? 

'''Squidward''': As they'll ever be. 

'''SpongeBob''': (Gasps in amazement, then cuts to Mermaidman and Barnacleboy, who then appears to have their skins stretched and tied.) They're beautiful! They look just like they did 30 years ago. (Mermaidman slurping.) Ok...action! (Explosion.)

'''Sandy''': I love my new job! 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Good job, Sandy. 

'''Plankton''': Psst...(Camera pans to Planton, who is wearing a miniture ManRay helmet.)I, ManRay, have returned from the murky depths to seek my revenge and banish your souls to the nether regions. Their defense are strong but they are no match for my ManRay ray. (Takes out a flashlight and turns it on.) 

'''SpongeBob''': What are you doing? 

'''Plankton''': (Takes off helmet)SpongeBob, this role was made for me! 

'''SpongeBob''': That villain isn't even in this movie. But let me see if we have something that fits your qualifications. (Looks around.)Oh, here's something. (Takes microphone stand) You can be the boom operator. 

'''Plankton''': I thought Sandy was the boom operator. 

'''Sandy''': Did somebody say "Boom"? (Activates explosion.) 

'''Plankton''': All right, SpongeBob, but you're squandering my talents!

'''SpongeBob''': Ok, Patrick, start the movie! 

'''Assistant''': Take 1. 

'''Mermaidman''': We have to get back to those swollen Krabby Patties. 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Cut! No, Mermaidman, it's "STOLEN Krabby Patties." 

'''Assistant''': Take 2. 

'''Mermaidman''': We have to get back to those stolen maggie daddies. 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Cut! No, Mermaidman, it's "stolen Krabby Patties." 

'''Assistant''': Take 5,003. 

'''Mermaidman''': We have to get back to those stolen Krabby Patties! (Plankton tries to hold up the microphone.)And if we don't stop that diabolical scoundrel-(The microphone gets shoved into Mermaidman's mouth.)(Mumbles.) 

'''Plankton''': (Tries to pull back the microphone stand.)Give it back! 

'''Barnacleboy''': I knew this was a bad idea. 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Cut! (Walks up to Plankton)Plankton, next time could you keep the boom out of shot? Other than that, you're doing a super job. 

'''Plankton''': (Drops the microphone stand)This is humiliating. I'm not good at this boom thing.

'''Sandy''': Did somebody say "Boom"? (Activates explosion.) 

'''Pearl''' (Cries): Oh, daddy, you said I was going to be a star! 

'''Mr. Krabs''': You are, Pearl. Mermaidman wouldn't be anywhere without you. (Pearl becomes happy.)Now go out there and break a leg! 

'''Pearl''': Yeah! (Runs off.) 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Okay, action! 

'''Mermaidman''': (Camera pans from Kelp-Thing's hideout, to the heroes.)To the boat mobile! (Both jump on the boat mobile, which is potrayed by Pearl on her back with wheels.) 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Cue sound effects. (Pearl uses her tongue for boat engine sound effect.) 

'''Mermaidman''': Listen to that engine purr. (Assistant is straining as he tries to pull Mermaidman, Barnacleboy, and Pearl up a steep cliff with a rope.) 

'''SpongeBob''' (On megaphone): Almost there! (Assistant grabs the edge of the cliff, but it breaks off, causing them to slide down and into the air. Then comes crashing down onto the set. Pearl gets off of SpongeBob.) 

'''Patrick''': Good morning, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob''': (Looks around to see that the set is destroyed.)Everything's ruined! Well, at least we got the footage. 

'''Patrick''': Yeah, I got the footage. 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, what is that? (Points to camera.) 

'''Patrick''': Oh, it's a camera. 

'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, this. (Takes off lens cap.) 

'''Patrick''': Oh, that's a lens cap. 

'''SpongeBob''': Did you just put that on?! 

'''Patrick''': Nope, I didn't want to lose it, so I put it there right before we started filming. 

'''SpongeBob''':(Screams and goes insane, crab-walks, crawls, and shoves his rear against the ground, then he lifts up piece of ground, and eats worms on bottom side. Everyone gasps. SpongeBob then cries.) The movie's ruined! We can't make a movie! 

'''Mermaidman''': Hey, little hero, this reminds me of the Episode 912. We were surrounded. The Kelp-Thing was to our right and there was broccoli on the side. But if there was one thing I remember, it was how to forget. 

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, this is good. Roll the film. (Patrick films Mermaidman.) 

'''Mermaidman''': The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...space! The final countdown. Stick to the...stick to the...Lou, my darling! Lou! (Falls on ground.)Now go out there and finish this movie, kid. (Cut to Krusty Krab at night, where Mr. Krabs is crying at the cash register.). 

'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, why are you weeping? 

'''Mr. Krabs''' (Whining): I closed early for your movie. Where are the paying customers? (Angry)You promised a full house! 

'''SpongeBob''': And here comes the filling! (Spongebob points to the front door, then the fan club comes rushing into the Krusty Krab.) The Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Fan Club. I knew you'd come to see the real Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie! 

'''Club Leader''': Actually, the real movie was sold out. I'll take 200 tickets, please. (Hands Mr. Krabs stack of money.) 

'''Mr. Krabs''': Now, this is what I call a happy ending. (Everyone takes a seat to watch the movie.) 

'''Barnacleboy''': (Movie starts.) Well, our big moment, us, up on the big screen. (Notices Mermaidman is sleeping.) 

'''SpongeBob''': (On-screen)(Shows a cardboard box for a building, glue bottle, and a toy boatmobile being controlled by SpongeBob)Fort Lox: Home to over five billion Krabby Patties. (SpongeBob and Patrick each grab a canister popcorn while watching the movie.) What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate this fortified fort and make off with its treesure? (A piece of kelp on strings comes down with springy eye stalks.) It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do! 

'''Mermaidman''': (On-screen) Stop! You can't do that-(Movie cuts for a bit.)-forbidden. 

'''SpongeBob''': (On-screen as Kelp-Thing) Watch me! 

'''Mermaidman''': Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain. (Sandy comes in as Mermaidman's stunt double and fights Kelp Thing. Then Mermaidman shows up on screen again.) You may have won the Krabby Patties, but the battle rage is on. (Real-life crabs are fighting.) Mermaid-Ma--arnacle Boy, unite! (Both put rings together. Then 'FIN' comes on-screen with a fish fin in the background. The movie ends. Everyone was disappointed, confused, and asleep.) 

'''SpongeBob & Patrick''': (Cheering) Yay! 

'''Mermaidman''': Well, kid, you showed the world that even though our steps may have been slowed, we still have a little action left in these heroic old bones. (Bends his arm, then his bone breaks.) 

'''Barnacleboy''': Well, at least some of them. (All four laugh.)

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2012-12-23T03:15:57Z

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Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture (Episode)

2012-12-23T02:02:39Z

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'''Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: The Motion Picture''' is an episode from Season 4.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[Barnacle Boy]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Kelp Thing]]
*The [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club]]
*Retired Fish
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*Actors for the MM and BB movie
*[[Harold]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Patrick are at a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fan club meeting, where they learn a new movie will be made based on the heroes but they find that the movie is played by younger actors much to SpongeBob's and Patrick's dismay. When SpongeBob and Patrick wants the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to play in the movie they tell the club members that they must boycott the movie, but he and Patrick just get thrown out of the building. Instead, the boys go to Shady Shoals and tell Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy that [[Drippy Brothers Studio]] is making a movie about them with new actors. The heroes find the news horrible. Patrick suggests they make their own movie. Everybody likes the idea.

After coming up with ideas, SpongeBob Squarepants and the crew (Sandy Cheeks, Pearl Krabs, Eugene H. Krabs, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy) meet to make the movie. SpongeBob is in charge of the movie. Squidward, the makeup artist, prepares the actors for the movie. Sandy is in charge of using the dynamite for explosion scenes. Mr. Krabs will cater the crew while Pearl is the leading lady. Patrick's the cameraman and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are the stars. Plankton auditions for [[ManRay]], but can't have the part because the villain's not in the movie, so he works the boom instead. Mermaid Man has trouble with one of his lines and it takes 5,003 takes to get it right until Plankton accidentally shoves the boom into his mouth.

A scene is filmed where Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy ride their boat mobile (Pearl as [[The Invisible Boat Mobile]]) to Kelp-Thing's hideout. Pearl is too heavy to pull, so Nat, who is pulling her, sped off the mountain, crashing into the sets. Patrick filmed it with the lens cap on, and with everything destroyed; there is no footage of the movie. SpongeBob, who goes berserk, knows the movie is ruined. Mermaid Man convinces him to finish the movie and goes on.

Mr. Krabs has a premiere night for SpongeBob's production in his restaurant, hoping to make a bundle from the movie. The leader of the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Fan Club does pay a lot of money to buy 200 tickets on opening night, but only because the Drippy Bros. production is sold out before the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie can be seen. The entire fan club (except SpongeBob, Patrick, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy) does not like it because it looks like an old timey movie, when Mermaid Man is supposed to say "You can't do that! Its forbidden" he instead says "You can't do that! Forbidden", is about two minutes in length, and when it shows Sandy doing the stunts and when instead of saying "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Unite!" Mermaid Man says "'Mermaid... "Click!" "Manicleboy Unite!" . However, Mermaid Man is glad that SpongeBob proved he and Barnacle Boy had "action" left in their old bones.

==Associated Production Music==
{{APM-link|K|Killer Birds}} - Gregor F. Narholz (SpongeBob starting to exaggerate.)

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In some close-up scenes of SpongeBob, he appears more green than yellow.
*[[Drippy Brothers Studio|Drippy Brothers Studios]] are a parody of Warner Bros. Studios.
*The [[Patty Vault]] appears in the final film.
*Mermaid Man gets a boom microphone stuck in his mouth. Ironically, John Kricfalusi had to redo a similar gag from a Ren and Stimpy episode only a decade before because Nick censors felt it looked too suggestive.
*This is the only episode in the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy mini-series to have a title card that is different from the usual title card.
*[[Mermaid Man's Belt]] is purple since Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV.
*The movie SpongeBob and Patrick made mentions a place called Fort Lox. The name is a spoof on the name Fort Knox, which houses tons of gold.
*Plankton is wearing Man Ray's helmet in small size.
*In every movie Mr. Krabs participates in, he wants the plot to involve Krabby Patties being stolen by somebody.
*When ever SpongeBob says actors it shows a close up of his mouth
*The lens cap suddenly appeared on the camera lens, easily known from when Patrick was seen filming before the lens cap scene.

==Transcript==
*[[Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture|Transcript for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV: The Motion Picture]]

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Golden Spatula

2012-11-27T00:28:08Z

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[[Image:ShinySpatula.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob holding the Spatula]]
The '''Golden Spatula''' was only seen in the episodes [[Plankton! (Episode)|Plankton!]] and [[Neptune's Spatula (Episode)|Neptune's Spatula]]. Legend says that only a fry cook worthy of [[King Neptune]] himself can pull out the spatula from the dried grease. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] pulled it out and went to the ultimate fry cook challenge with [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] and [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]. [[King Neptune]] then lost and invited [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] to [[Atlantis]].

==Episode Appearances==
*[[Plankton! (Episode)|Plankton!]] (debut)
*[[Neptune's Spatula (Episode)|Neptune's Spatula]]

==Other Appearances==
*[[Legend of the Lost Spatula]]
*[[Lights, Camera, Pants!]] (PC Game)
*[[Atlantis SquarePantis (Game)]]
*[[Battle for Bikini Bottom]]

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Legend of the Lost Spatula

2012-11-27T00:16:03Z

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'''Legend of the Lost Spatula''' is a [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] video game that was released on 14 March 2001 for the Game Boy Color. This is the first SpongeBob video game.

[[Image:Legendofthespatula.jpg|thumb|right|170|The Front Cover]]

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Mermaid Man]]
*[[The Flying Dutchman]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's Block]]
*[[Downtown]]
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*[[Sandy's Park]]
*[[Outer Town]]
*[[Jellyfish Fields]]
*[[The Carnival]]
*[[Kelpazoic Jungle]]
*[[Undersea Desert]]
*[[Rock Bottom]]
*[[Dutch Under]]

==Plot==
During SpongeBob's time in Jellyfish Fields, he ran into what appears to be a statue of a fry cook standing on an oven. SpongeBob then ran into the [[Krusty Krab]] to show Mr. Krabs of the statue, then Mr. Krabs tells him the statue was actually the entrance to the Flying Dutchman's underworld. Mr. Krabs then told SpongeBob of an old legend, that in the city of Palm Bay, there lived a master fry cook who ruled with the Golden Spatula. But Mt. Kabloovious buried Palm Bay, which ended the civilization. Then the Flying Dutchman took over the city and his first mate buried the key somewhere in Goo Lagoon. Then Mr. Krabs also said that if SpongeBob manages to obtain the Golden Spatula, he will become the master fry cook. So SpongeBob sets out on an adventure.

SpongeBob then travels to Goo Lagoon to find the key. He eventually finds an anchor and dives along with it, which he crashes through the bottom of Goo Lagoon and finds a treasure chest. He then obtains a treasure map that shows where the keys known as oven knobs to the underworld are hidden. There are four keys in total, hidden in four different places. These four places are: Jellyfish Fields, The Carnival, Kelpazoic Jungle, and the Undersea Desert. SpongeBob travels to all four of those places, eventually gaining access to the underworld.

He unlocks the door of the statue then accidentally falls in, and ends up in Rock Bottom. After passing through the dark city, he stumbles upon a hole which finally leads to the Flying Dutchman's Underworld. SpongeBob then climbs from the inferno cavern to a sunken ship which he finds the Flying Dutchman. The two battled and SpongeBob defeats him. Then he finally found the Golden Spatula and brings it to the Krusty Krab. He was then known as the master fry cook and the Krusty Krab made a success.

==Gameplay==
The player assumes the role of SpongeBob SquarePants and travels around [[Bikini Bottom]]. His health system consist of his clothes, for example: If SpongeBob takes damage, he loses his pants, leaving him in his underpants. If he takes damage again, he loses his underpants, leaving him embarassed with no clothes. The player is then warped into the area where SpongeBob entered. There is a third health point by talking to Mrs. Puff, the player then obtains the Hall Monitor uniform, increasing SpongeBob's maximum health points to three. The player could talk to people for hints and what to do next. Some people give the player a small task to complete in order to receive a special item.

===Menu Controls===
*D-Pad: Choose
*A Button: Accept
*B Button: Cancel

===SpongeBob Controls===
*D-Pad: Move SpongeBob left or right; talk to people; open treasure chests; squat.
*A Button: Use item
*B Button: Jump
*Start Button: Pause Menu
*Select Button: Safety First Menu
*Hold Up on D-Pad, then Select Button: Utility Belt Menu

===Main Items===
SpongeBob uses different items to help him through his adventure. Here is a list of items.

[[File:Bubble Wand.png]]
*Bubble Wand - SpongeBob's primary item. He can blow bubbles that will make enemies flee.
[[File:Jellyfish Net.png]]
*[[Jellyfish Net]] - SpongeBob's secondary item. He can catch jellyfish and scallops.
*[[Ol' Reliable]] - A stronger version of the Jellyfish Net. He can catch other enemies he couldn't catch before. Obtained after finding Patrick's Shorts and return it to him.
[[File:Net Launcher.png]]
*[[Net Launcher]] - Found in Goo Lagoon. He can engulf enemies in nets to defeat them.
*Moon Man Catcher - A stronger version of the Net Launcher, built with infinite net ammo. Obtained after finding Sandy's Hat and return it to her.
[[File:Spatula.png]]
*[[Spatula]] - Found in Goo Lagoon. He can fling krabby patties at his foes to chew on them, leaving them stunned.
*Hydro Dynamic Spatula - A stronger version of the Spatula, built with infinite Krabby Patty Ammo. Obtained after delivering the pizza to the customer in the Kelpazoic Jungle and giving Mr. Krabs the money.
[[File:Glasses.png]]
*Glasses - Dropped by Squidward. Special X-Ray Glasses that will let SpongeBob see through treasure chests before opening them. Obtained after bringing Squidward some jelly.
[[File:Spring Shoes.png]]
*Spring Shoes - Found in Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob can jump higher with these shoes.
[[File:Power Ring.png]]
*Power Ring - A special item received from Mermaid Man. Grants SpongeBob infinite health points and improved running and jumping power.

===Equipment Items===
*Pair of Pants - These increase SpongeBob's health point by one.
*Hall Monitor Uniform - Received from Mrs. Puff. Increases SpongeBob's maximum health point to three.
*Hall Monitor Badge - These increase SpongeBob's health point by two.
*Net Ammo - Ammo for the Net Launcher.
*[[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]] - Ammo for the Spatula.

===Other Items===
*Jellyfish Hive - Found in Jellyfish Fields. This hive contains all-natural Jellyfish jelly.
*Patrick's Shorts - Found in The Carnival. Patrick's favorite shorts that was lost at the carnival.
*Sandy's Hat - Found in Undersea Desert. Sandy's favorite hat that was taken by a dastardly crook in the desert.

===Important Items===

[[File:Oven Knob.png]]
*Oven Knob - There are four oven knobs in all. SpongeBob needs those oven knobs to unlock the entrance of the statue.
[[File:Golden Spatula.png]]
*[[Golden Spatula]] - A legendary spatula that will make whoever wields it a master fry cook.

===Enemies===
There are some character who causes SpongeBob trouble. Here is a list of enemies.

*[[Jellyfish|Jellyfishes]], [[Scallop]] - They fly around in some places. They can be caught with the Jellyfish Net.
*[[Bubble Bass]], Beach Bullies, Sneezy Fish - They appear to just walk around and bump SpongeBob when he goes in contact with them. They can be defeated with a bubble or a net launcher. They can also be temporarily stunned with a single Krabby Patty.
*[[Clam|Clams]] - They will eat and spit out SpongeBob only when their mouths are opened.
*[[Urchin|Urchins]] - They circle around slowly in places. They can also be caught with the Jellyfish Net.

===Bosses===
There are stronger enemies known as bosses, who guard the oven knobs. Here is a list of bosses.

[[File:SpongeBob VS Mother Jellyfish.png]]
*Mother Jellyfish - A giant jellyfish found in JellyFish Fields. The Jellyfish will fly around and electrocute SpongeBob badly. SpongeBob can blow five bubbles to trap the jellyfish inside a huge bubble.
[[File:SpongeBob VS The Jungle Fish.png]]
*Jungle Fish - A tarzan-like fish who resides in Kelpazoic Jungle. He will jump up on the roof and start throwing shells. SpongeBob will need to weaken him with four bubbles. When he is weakened enough, SpongeBob should trap him with his net launcher.
[[File:SpongeBob VS Cowboy Fish.png]]
*Cowboy Fish - A fish that waits in the Undersea Desert to challenge anyone to a duel. He will jump around and squirt ketchup bottles at SpongeBob. SpongeBob needs to feed him five Krabby Patties to stuff him.
[[File:SpongeBob VS The Flying Dutchman.png]]
*The Flying Dutchman - The final boss of the game. He is lurking in his underworld, guarding the Golden Spatula, and will attack anyone who dares enter his room. He will attack by dropping objects on SpongeBob. SpongeBob should stuff him with five Krabby Patties to tire him out.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Title Screen.png|The title screen.
Main Menu.png|The main menu, featuring [[Painty]].
SpongeBob's House.png|SpongeBob and Gary in front of SpongeBob's House.
Downtown.png|SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs at Downtown, near the [[Krusty Krab]].
The Statue.png|SpongeBob in front of the statue.
</gallery>

==Reception==
This game has received somewhat negative reviews. IGN rated this game 6 out of 10, complimenting for large levels, mutiple objectives, and amusing characters. But critizied it for password save system and confusing level design. GameSpot rated this game 3.8 out of 10, complimenting for its graphics and seeing it as a decent platformer game. But critizied it for simplified gameplay and lack of variety.

==Trivia==
*There is an easter egg that directly references the episode, [[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]]. When SpongeBob talks to some people at Goo Lagoon, they will ask if he is okay, then he shows his ripped pants and responds that he is not okay because he ripped his pants.
*The Carnival is the only world that does not contain a boss.

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