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<p>Club Spongebob: /* Season 3 */</p> <hr /> <div>==Season 1==<br /> #[[Help Wanted]] (debut)<br /> #[[Reef Blower]]<br /> #[[Tea at the Treedome]]<br /> #[[Bubblestand]]<br /> #[[Ripped Pants]]<br /> #[[Jellyfishing]]<br /> #[[Plankton!]]<br /> #[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]<br /> #[[Boating School]]<br /> #[[Pizza Delivery]]<br /> #[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]<br /> #[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]<br /> #[[Pickles]]<br /> #[[Hall Monitor]]<br /> #[[Jellyfish Jam]]<br /> #[[Sandy's Rocket]]<br /> #[[Squeaky Boots]]<br /> #[[Nature Pants]]<br /> #[[Opposite Day]]<br /> #[[Culture Shock]]<br /> #[[F.U.N.]]<br /> #[[MuscleBob BuffPants]]<br /> #[[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]]<br /> #[[The Chaperone]]<br /> #[[Employee of the Month]] <br /> #[[Scaredy Pants]]<br /> #[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]<br /> #[[SB-129]]<br /> #[[Karate Choppers]]<br /> #[[Sleepy Time]]<br /> #[[Suds]]<br /> #[[Valentine's Day]]<br /> #[[<br /> ==Season 2==<br /> SpongeBob does not appear in season 2.</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_SquarePants/Appearances 2019-06-14T03:47:58Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Season 3 */</p> <hr /> <div>==Season 1==<br /> #[[Help Wanted]] (debut)<br /> #[[Reef Blower]]<br /> #[[Tea at the Treedome]]<br /> #[[Bubblestand]]<br /> #[[Ripped Pants]]<br /> #[[Jellyfishing]]<br /> #[[Plankton!]]<br /> #[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]<br /> #[[Boating School]]<br /> #[[Pizza Delivery]]<br /> #[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]<br /> #[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]<br /> #[[Pickles]]<br /> #[[Hall Monitor]]<br /> #[[Jellyfish Jam]]<br /> #[[Sandy's Rocket]]<br /> #[[Squeaky Boots]]<br /> #[[Nature Pants]]<br /> #[[Opposite Day]]<br /> #[[Culture Shock]]<br /> #[[F.U.N.]]<br /> #[[MuscleBob BuffPants]]<br /> #[[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]]<br /> #[[The Chaperone]]<br /> #[[Employee of the Month]] <br /> #[[Scaredy Pants]]<br /> #[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]<br /> #[[SB-129]]<br /> #[[Karate Choppers]]<br /> #[[Sleepy Time]]<br /> #[[Suds]]<br /> #[[Valentine's Day]]<br /> #[[<br /> ==Season 2==<br /> SpongeBob does not appear in season 2.<br /> <br /> ==Season 3==<br /> # [[Hooky]]<br /> # [[The String]]<br /> # Thats it<br /> [[Category:Character Appearances]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_SquarePants/Appearances 2019-06-14T03:47:47Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Season 3 */</p> <hr /> <div>==Season 1==<br /> #[[Help Wanted]] (debut)<br /> #[[Reef Blower]]<br /> #[[Tea at the Treedome]]<br /> #[[Bubblestand]]<br /> #[[Ripped Pants]]<br /> #[[Jellyfishing]]<br /> #[[Plankton!]]<br /> #[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]<br /> #[[Boating School]]<br /> #[[Pizza Delivery]]<br /> #[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]<br /> #[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]<br /> #[[Pickles]]<br /> #[[Hall Monitor]]<br /> #[[Jellyfish Jam]]<br /> #[[Sandy's Rocket]]<br /> #[[Squeaky Boots]]<br /> #[[Nature Pants]]<br /> #[[Opposite Day]]<br /> #[[Culture Shock]]<br /> #[[F.U.N.]]<br /> #[[MuscleBob BuffPants]]<br /> #[[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]]<br /> #[[The Chaperone]]<br /> #[[Employee of the Month]] <br /> #[[Scaredy Pants]]<br /> #[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]<br /> #[[SB-129]]<br /> #[[Karate Choppers]]<br /> #[[Sleepy Time]]<br /> #[[Suds]]<br /> #[[Valentine's Day]]<br /> #[[<br /> ==Season 2==<br /> SpongeBob does not appear in season 2.<br /> <br /> ==Season 3==<br /> # [[Hooky]]<br /> # [[Ths String]]<br /> # Thats it<br /> [[Category:Character Appearances]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_SquarePants/Appearances 2019-06-14T03:47:03Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Season 3 */</p> <hr /> <div>==Season 1==<br /> #[[Help Wanted]] (debut)<br /> #[[Reef Blower]]<br /> #[[Tea at the Treedome]]<br /> #[[Bubblestand]]<br /> #[[Ripped Pants]]<br /> #[[Jellyfishing]]<br /> #[[Plankton!]]<br /> #[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]<br /> #[[Boating School]]<br /> #[[Pizza Delivery]]<br /> #[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]<br /> #[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]<br /> #[[Pickles]]<br /> #[[Hall Monitor]]<br /> #[[Jellyfish Jam]]<br /> #[[Sandy's Rocket]]<br /> #[[Squeaky Boots]]<br /> #[[Nature Pants]]<br /> #[[Opposite Day]]<br /> #[[Culture Shock]]<br /> #[[F.U.N.]]<br /> #[[MuscleBob BuffPants]]<br /> #[[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]]<br /> #[[The Chaperone]]<br /> #[[Employee of the Month]] <br /> #[[Scaredy Pants]]<br /> #[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]<br /> #[[SB-129]]<br /> #[[Karate Choppers]]<br /> #[[Sleepy Time]]<br /> #[[Suds]]<br /> #[[Valentine's Day]]<br /> #[[<br /> ==Season 2==<br /> SpongeBob does not appear in season 2.<br /> <br /> ==Season 3==<br /> # [[Hooky]]<br /> [[Category:Character Appearances]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_SquarePants/Appearances 2019-06-14T03:46:32Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Season 2 */</p> <hr /> <div>==Season 1==<br /> #[[Help Wanted]] (debut)<br /> #[[Reef Blower]]<br /> #[[Tea at the Treedome]]<br /> #[[Bubblestand]]<br /> #[[Ripped Pants]]<br /> #[[Jellyfishing]]<br /> #[[Plankton!]]<br /> #[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]<br /> #[[Boating School]]<br /> #[[Pizza Delivery]]<br /> #[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]<br /> #[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]<br /> #[[Pickles]]<br /> #[[Hall Monitor]]<br /> #[[Jellyfish Jam]]<br /> #[[Sandy's Rocket]]<br /> #[[Squeaky Boots]]<br /> #[[Nature Pants]]<br /> #[[Opposite Day]]<br /> #[[Culture Shock]]<br /> #[[F.U.N.]]<br /> #[[MuscleBob BuffPants]]<br /> #[[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]]<br /> #[[The Chaperone]]<br /> #[[Employee of the Month]] <br /> #[[Scaredy Pants]]<br /> #[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]<br /> #[[SB-129]]<br /> #[[Karate Choppers]]<br /> #[[Sleepy Time]]<br /> #[[Suds]]<br /> #[[Valentine's Day]]<br /> #[[<br /> ==Season 2==<br /> SpongeBob does not appear in season 2.<br /> <br /> ==Season 3==<br /> #<br /> #<br /> #<br /> #<br /> #<br /> #<br /> #<br /> #<br /> #<br /> #<br /> [[Category:Character Appearances]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_SpongeBob_Meets_the_Strangler 2019-06-14T03:42:43Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Dialogue */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: The Sponge Who Could Fly|Plankton's Army]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Pranks a Lot|Pranks a Lot]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> *[[SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick]]<br /> *[[Squidward]]<br /> *[[Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Sandy]]<br /> *[[Plankton]]<br /> *[[Gary]]<br /> *[[Pearl]]<br /> *[[Mrs. Puff]]<br /> *[[TattleTale Strangler]]<br /> *[[Police]]<br /> *Tough Guys<br /> *[[Larry]]<br /> *Party Guests<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> (first scene at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is waiting to punch his card in)<br /> <br /> [[SpongeBob]]: Wait for it... (the clock hand almost ticks to 8:00, but stops, then goes again. When it strikes 8:00, SpongeBob punches in then jumps in the air. The scene pauses him in mid-air)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ''Voice: On Time Percentage: 100%.'' (the scene starts again. Squidward walks up to the time clock)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Another day, another migraine. Heh, heh, mi-- (scene pauses again)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ''Voice: On Time Percentage: 12%.'' (the screen un-pauses)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: --graine. Heh, heh, heh.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ahh, isn't it great working at the Krusty Krab, Squidward? Huh? Isn't it? Working here?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Yeah, great.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Yeah.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Yeah.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Aww, yeah.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: (getting annoyed) Yes...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hold that thought, Squidward. I'm doing the parking lot for early morning litter patrol. May Neptune shine <br /> brightly on my harvest. (laughs. SpongeBob walks out with a bunch of trash stuff with him) Litter. (picks up trash) Looks <br /> like someone missed the trash basket, huh, Mr. Candy wrapper? (laughs) Kids these days. (another piece of trash falls to <br /> the ground) I've never seen such an epidemic! Well, at least it's all over now. (more trash falls to the ground and <br /> SpongeBob picks them up in a hurry. After he finishes, one more parachutes to the ground, infuriating him) '''WHERE IS ALL THIS GODDAMN LITTER COMING FROM!!!!!!?!''' (SpongeBob notices someone tossing trash out <br /> of a car) Not on my watch. (walks up to the car) Sir, I will have you know it's against the law to litter.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[TattleTale Strangler]]: Heh, what're you gonna do, call the [[police]]? (police arrive)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Yes. (police begin to handcuff the Strangler. They walk past him in single-file and continue cuffing him)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: How's it going, Lieutenant?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Well, let's just say I hope our litterbug there saved room for his just desserts. (laughs) Yeah, just <br /> desserts.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: Whatever. Huh? (notices the Strangler in the police car) SpongeBob, don't you know who that is?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Who?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: That's the Tattletale Strangler.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Who?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: The Tattletale Strangler! (shows SpongeBob a 'WANTED' poster of the Strangler) He's promised to strangle <br /> anyone who turns him in. <br /> <br /> (STRANGLER ROARING)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: He seems kind of angry with us, eh, Squidward? (SpongeBob notices Squidward is gone) Squidward? Squidward?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[police|Officer Malley]]: You're gonna do time, Strangler. Hard time. (SpongeBob walks up to the police)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hi, officers. So, he's going to jail, right?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Officer Nancy]]: Who, Strangler?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Yeah, Strangler.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Nancy: Oh, yeah, he's going to jail for a long time. (Strangler draws SpongeBob on the backseat)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hey, that looks like me! (Strangler begins hitting on the headrest then laughs. SpongeBob screams)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Nancy: Don't worry, SpongeBob. He won't be able to strangle you.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Malley: Yeah. We got him chained up real good. He'll never get away.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Nancy: Oops, not again! (Strangler is missing)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Malley: Yep, he got away. (SpongeBob shrieks then walks up to the police)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You nice officers will protect me, right?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Nancy: We ain't bodyguards, kid.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Malley: Yeah, give us a call if you see him again...tattletale. (they drive off)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Those officers are right. I need a bodyguard! (runs into the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs! There's a maniac after me! <br /> I need a bodyguard.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (laughs) I wasn't five-time ''Golden Claws'' in the navy for nothin'! When he sees me moves, he'll be running <br /> scared. So, where is this little bully? Down at the park? The sodey shop? What does he look like, eh, boy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: This would be him, [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]. (takes out a wanted poster)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! The Tattletale Strangler? (his eyes go into his body) Go away, SpongeBob! Take your death cloud with <br /> you! (scene cuts to SpongeBob showing the wanted poster to people. Shows it to Larry, who turns into a real lobster on a <br /> plate. Then a construction worker, who hops away on his jackhammer, and some guys at the [[Tough Tavern]], who run out panicking)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (at the bus stop) Ugh, that's it. I gotta get out of town 'til I can find a bodyguard. (Strangler is on the <br /> bench reading a newspaper)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: ''Bodyguard'', huh? I might be able to help you out. (SpongeBob walks over)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You don't understand, mister. I need protection from the scariest guy in town. Here's his picture. (holds up <br /> the wanted poster. The Strangler reveals himself wearing a Fake Mustache)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Heh heh, he doesn't look so tough.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands! I hope they're not dirty. <br /> (Strangler holds up his filthy hands and laughs. Before the Strangler starts to strangle SpongeBob, a bus of people drive up to the bus stop then leave)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Huh? Uh-oh. Uhh, there's too many witnesses around here. (walks up to SpongeBob) Listen, kid. I could be your <br /> bodyguard. Here's my card.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hmm, looks good to me. You're hired! I feel safer already. What's next? (a five cent sticker is hanging from <br /> the Strangler's fake mustache)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Well, the maniac could be anywhere, wearing a disguise. He could be that old man. (he points to an old guy <br /> with a walker) Or that baby. (points to a baby in a stroller)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Or that pebble. Or that stick. Or that receipt for the '''Phony Baloney Mustache Emporium'''!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Huh? Uhh, that's mine. (picks it up and puts it in his pocket)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh, bodyguard, my body is in your guarding hands. What do we do first?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Well, I suggest we go to a nice, quiet, secluded location, uh, like behind an old dumpster or a dark alley...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: We could go to my house and turn off all the lights!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Perfect. That way no one can hear you being strangled...err, I mean, uhh, protected. (laughs as the lights <br /> grow dim) Perfect. (SpongeBob laughs diabolically until he turns the lights on again)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ah, but first I gotta do a few errands.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Uhh, okay, but let's make it quick.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Quick is my middle name! (scene cuts to the grocery store) Let's see...paper towels. This one says 'best paper <br /> towel around' this one says 'best paper towel in town'. Hmm...in town...around...in town...around...what do you think, <br /> bodyguard?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Whatever gets us to your house quicker.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I'll take both! (scene cuts to 'Dry Cleaning While-U-Wait')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Dry Cleaner]]: Here you go, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Mr. SquarePants]]. (he hands him his clothes)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hmmm.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Dry Cleaner: Is there something wrong?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I'm not sure if these are my pants. (scene cuts to the perfume store where SpongeBob sprays some perfume on <br /> his wrist and holds it up to the Strangler) How about this one, bodyguard? Too overbearing?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Can we just go to [[SpongeBob's House|your house]]?! (scene cuts to SpongeBob’s house)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Here we are, SquarePants Manor! Bodyguard, let me just take this opportunity to say you're the best bodyguard <br /> a fella could hope to have.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: All right, enough of the sappy talk! Open the door so I can strangle you... I mean, uhh, choke you... I mean, <br /> uhh, crush your windpipe...gah, I mean...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Protect me?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Thanks.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Don't mention it, Strangler. (gasps) I mean, bodyguard. Now where'd I put my key?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Narrator]]: Twenty minutes later... (SpongeBob is still searching for his key)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Well, I can't find 'em. You wanna take a look?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Forget the key, let's climb through this window. (struggles reaching for the window) I can't reach it. Do you think you could hop up on my shoulders, kid? <br /> <br /> (SpongeBob is wearing cleats)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Sure! With these spiky cleats, anything is possible! (jumps onto the Strangler) Ya!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Cleats? (SpongeBob's feet land in the Stranglers eyes. The Strangler screams) Get your feet out of my eye <br /> sockets! (SpongeBob starts tugging at his legs)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas! (Strangler runs around in pain)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Six hours later... (Strangler is still running around until he pulls SpongeBob’s feet out of his eyes. Scene <br /> cuts to the Strangler with bandages on his eyes)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Don't be mad, bodyguard. Let me just grab the key I keep under the mat and we can get inside. (Strangler has <br /> an explosion come out of his head because he is so mad) There you are, you little rascal. Now, to put the key in the <br /> lock, which should activate the tumblers, thus opening the door. (Strangler sneaks up behind SpongeBob ready to strangle <br /> him. SpongeBob opens the door and walks in) Step inside...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Close the door...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (closes door) Well, here we are!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: I've finally got you all alone! (laugh evilly)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I know, Isn't it great? (laughs. Strangler picks up SpongeBob) Ooh.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Now you're gonna get yours...tattletale! (lights turn on)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> All: Surprise! (all of SpongeBob's friends are in his house cheering. They drop a sign that says 'Congratulations, <br /> SpongeBob! 100% On Time!')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: A surprise party to celebrate my perfect on-time percentage at work? Oh, how'd you guys know?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: It's on the invitations you sent us. (holds an invitation up) Let's boogie! (everyone parties. The Strangler <br /> sits down in SpongeBob's chair. Scene cuts to the end of the party)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Bye, everybody, thanks for coming! Bye Mr. Krabs, bye [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]], bye [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], bye [[Larry]], bye [[Pearl]], bye [[Mrs. Puff]], bye Squidward, bye all the rest (everyone else leaves walks back into the house and laughs) Ahh, alone at last. (the Strangler wakes up)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: What? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? (SpongeBob closes the door) So, we're all alone now?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Just you, me, and the floorboards. (Strangler and SpongeBob begin laughing again) Yeah. (there's a knock on <br /> the door. SpongeBob opens it)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> All: Happy birthday, SpongeBob!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: How did you guys know today is my birthday?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: We just do what the invitations say. Let's boogie some more! (everyone parties again. Scene cuts to end of party)<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Thanks for coming! (closes the door) Whoo! (laughs) Alone again.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Is it true? Everybody's gone?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Uh-huh.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: No more parties today? You got everything you need now? Everybody's left? We're completely alone?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh yeah.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: In that case... (laughs diabolically until Patrick appears out of nowhere)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Great parties, huh?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Oh...sorry, [[Patrick|Tubby]], you've gotta go.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Wait! We can trust Patrick. He's my best friend.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Well, I can't take any chances. For all we know, he could be the Strangler.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: I'm the Strangler? Oh, I should've known! I gotta turn myself in! (runs through the wall)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: So, Patrick's the Strangler. Gee, you think you know a guy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: ''''HE'S NOT THE STRANGLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: He's not?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: (rips his mustache off) '''I AM'''!!!!!!!!!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Oh, it's a fake, you idiot! I bought it at the party store! (everyone comes back)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Did someone say 'party'? (Strangler screams and runs out through the wall) &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: I can't take it!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (runs after him) Wait, bodyguard, I need protection! (Strangler gets into a taxi)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Step on it! I'm being chased by a maniac! (SpongeBob chases after the taxi)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I'm not safe! Come back! (taxi goes to the [[Bikini Bottom|Airport]] and drives onto a plane)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Finally, away from that guy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Good idea, bodyguard. He'll never find us up here. (Strangler screams then jumps out of the plane. He pulls <br /> his parachute cord then notices it is actually SpongeBob) Good thinking, bodyguard. The Strangler could have been on that <br /> plane. (Strangler takes out a pair of scissors and cuts the strings off the parachute and plummets right into the [[Bikini <br /> Bottom Police Station Jail]]. SpongeBob comes running up to him) Bodyguard, bodyguard!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Look, kid. I'm not your bodyguard. (cries) I'm the Strangler. See? (points to the 'WANTED' poster on the wall)<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (gasps) The Strangler! (police officers walk up)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Nancy: Good work, SpongeBob. You put the Strangler behind bars.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: At least I'm safe from that ''yellow Retard (i have' relenquished' my ways and am now perfectly fine with usign the word &quot;retard&quot; in jest -- Hit Human Club Spongebob'. (Patrick is in the same cell as the Strangler)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Hey, Bro, what're you in for?<br /> <br /> {{Transcripts/Season 3}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 3]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Code_Yellow_(Episode) 2019-06-14T03:39:16Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Characters */</p> <hr /> <div>{{cleanup}}<br /> {{EpInfo|cdoe yloelw|Codeyellow.png|206b|10|June 3, 2017|Unreal Estate|Mimic Madness}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffff&quot;<br /> |colspan=&quot;2&quot;|[[File:Codeyellowimage.jpg|center|300px]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''Code Yellow''' is an episode from Season 10.<br /> <br /> == Characters ==<br /> * [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]<br /> * [[Squidward Tentacles]]<br /> * [[Keg Fistwood]]<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> Squidward plans to get a nose job at the hospital, meanwhile SpongeBob gets a job as a doctor.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *This episode and it's sister episode aired in several countries before the USA. It first premiered in Israel &amp; Turkey on March 14, 2017, and would later premiere in the Netherlands on April 14, 2017, and Poland on April 30, 2017.<br /> *This episode may possibly be set after &quot;Demolition Doofus&quot; because Mrs. Puff is in hospital being treated from having puffing problems.<br /> *This episode may possibly be set after &quot;Mrs. Puff, You're Fired&quot; because SpongeBob cannot drive the puffing machine well with eyes open but can drive well when wearing safety goggles.<br /> <br /> ==International Airdates==<br /> ===Before USA===<br /> *March 14, 2017 (Israel &amp; Turkey)<br /> *April 14, 2017 (Netherlands)<br /> *April 30, 2017 (Poland)<br /> ===After USA===<br /> *June 10, 2017 (Russia)<br /> *July 5, 2017 (Germany)<br /> *October 2, 2017 (United Kingdom)<br /> *October 14, 2017 (France)<br /> *November 6, 2017 (Canada)<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Season10}}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=The_String_(Episode) 2019-06-14T03:34:44Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Plot */</p> <hr /> <div>{{EpInfo|The String|Thestring.jpg|241b|11|November 18, 2018|Squirrel Jelly|FarmerBob}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffff&quot;<br /> |colspan=&quot;2&quot;|[[Image:Thestringimage.jpg|center|300px]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''The String''' is a [[Episodes/Season 11|season 11]] episode.<br /> <br /> ==Info==<br /> <br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> Unemployed 28-year-old cartoonist Gordon &quot;Gord&quot; Brody leaves his parents' home in Portland, Oregon, to pursue his lifelong ambition of obtaining a contract for an animated television series. His parents give him a car in which he drives to Los Angeles and starts work at a cheese sandwich factory. Gord shows his drawings to Dave Davidson, the CEO of a major animation studio; Davidson tells him that the artwork is really good, but that the concepts depicted, including a vigilante &quot;X-Ray Cat&quot;, are nonsensical. Disheartened, Gord quits his job and returns to his parents.<br /> <br /> Gord's father Jim constantly insults and belittles him following his return, telling him to forget about being an animator and &quot;get a job&quot;. When Gord pressures his friend Darren into skating on a wooden half-pipe he has built outside the Brody home, Darren falls and breaks his leg. At the hospital, Gord impersonates a doctor, delivers a baby, and meets an attractive nurse named Betty, who uses a wheelchair, has an obsessive penchant for fellatio, and wants to create a rocket-powered wheelchair. Gord lies to Jim that he has got a job and goes out to a restaurant with Betty, pretending he is at work. However, Jim sees him there, and also disparages Betty due to her disabilities. After a fight in the restaurant, Gord is arrested and bailed out by Betty. Following her advice, Gord attempts to continue drawing, however he gets into an argument with Jim, who then smashes Gord's half-pipe. Gord and his parents then go to a family therapy session, where Gord falsely accuses Jim of &quot;fingering&quot; Gord's younger brother, Freddy. The 25-year-old Freddy is sent to a home for sexually molested children while Gord's mother Julie being fed up with his abusive behavior and short temper, leaves Jim, and ends up dating the basketball player Shaquille O'Neal. While in a drunken stupor, Jim tells Gord how much of a disappointment he is to him. Affected by Jim's words, Gord decides to abandon his aspirations to be a cartoonist and gets a job at a local sandwich shop.<br /> <br /> After seeing a television news report on Betty's successful rocket-powered wheelchair, Gord is inspired to pursue his dreams once again. He returns to Hollywood with a concept based on his relationship with his father: an animated series called Zebras in America. Jim follows him there after threatening Darren into revealing where he had gone. While Gord is pitching the show to Davidson, Jim bursts in and trashes Davidson's office. Thinking Jim's actions are part of Gord's pitch, Davidson greenlights Zebras in America and gives Gord a million-dollar check. Gord spends a quarter of that money on an elaborate thank you to Betty for inspiring him, and the remainder to relocate the Brody house to Pakistan with his father inside, unconscious — a response to Jim's earlier put-down that &quot;If this were Pakistan, you would have been sewing soccer balls when you were four years old!&quot;<br /> <br /> Gord and Jim soon come to terms, but are then abducted and held hostage. The kidnapping becomes a news item, as Gord's series has already become popular. After 18 months in captivity, Gord and Jim return to America, where a huge crowd, including Betty, welcomes them home.<br /> <br /> ==International Airdates==<br /> *November 30, 2018 (Canada)<br /> *December 12, 2018 (Israel)<br /> <br /> {{Season11}}<br /> [[Category:Episode]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User_talk:DJ_WikiBob 2019-06-13T22:53:07Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Tyler, */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>'''Please Talk Nicely.''' '''&lt;big&gt;If you have a friend request, let me know here [[User talk:DJ WikiBob/SpongeFriends]].&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> ==I'm back==<br /> Sorry for that. My computer broke down. Ok, I'll do Season 3 and finish 5 now. -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 11:30, 2 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Ok, I'll finish off Season 3. -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 11:32, 2 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Sure, I'll meet you there. -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 11:42, 2 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> ==Vandalism Hunt 4==<br /> DJ, our big Vandalism Hunt is starting. I need help. -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 07:15, 3 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Wanna go to SpongePedia Xat? -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 11:30, 3 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Yeah, I'm on Xat. -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 11:35, 3 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> ==Thanks== <br /> you sent me a message? right? well i am just saying thanks. please reply soon, -- [[User:Spongeguy123]]<br /> <br /> sure! we can be friends!<br /> <br /> Hi! I joined The Vandlalism Hunt 4!--[[User:Daisy13103|Daisy13103]] 14:02, 3 January 2010 (PST) <br /> <br /> Hey are you on right now?--[[User:Turkeyrules|Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthill]] 16:00, 3 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Dude you on?!--[[User:Turkeyrules|Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthill]] 16:53, 4 January 2010 (PST)P.S. sorry i'm bored<br /> <br /> Ok cool im just EXTREMLEY bored there's nothing new going on the lego messageboards and almost no one is EVER on when i am on SpongePedia--[[User:Turkeyrules|Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthill]] 17:06, 4 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Sure! it's either that or ClubPenguin--[[User:Turkeyrules|Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthill]] 17:13, <br /> 4 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> == umm.... ==<br /> dj, how do you know what friends you have? please reply soon! thanks, Spongeguy123<br /> <br /> How's it going?--[[User:Turkeyrules|Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthill]] 13:33, 9 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> like my new signature?--[[User:Turkeyrules|Erek The Chee]] 13:34, 9 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> SpongePedia isn't a Chat! -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 14:05, 9 January 2010 (PST) P.S. Please stop putting in random messages like &quot;How's it going?&quot;<br /> <br /> Hey is [[Doomsday of the Pants]] and [[Gross-Out SpongeBob]] REAL?!<br /> <br /> Sure. -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 16:24, 13 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> ==No chat please==<br /> Hello SpongePedians, please remember that SpongePedia is a wiki about SpongeBob SquarePants. The disussions (user page) are only for questions (sources etc.) and discussions about the contents of some pages or may for congratulations (birthday of the user)—but SpongePedia is '''not''' a chatroom. Thanks :) [[User:CFP|CFP]] 11:29, 18 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Are you on? --[[User:Turkeyrules|Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthill]] 16:55, 23 January 2010 (PST) P.S. sorry if this is considered Chatting<br /> <br /> Wanna go to xat? --[[User:Turkeyrules|Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthill]] 17:02, 24 January 2010 (PST)P.S. i'm not sure if you're on since last time you edited was like 10 minutes ago<br /> <br /> Sure! Where? At xat? On a article? (I'm wordering)--[[User:Daisy13103|Daisy13103]] 18:08, 24 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> == OMG!! ==<br /> OMG!! Wow! He/She made alot of spam articles. I'll think of something....--[[User:Daisy13103|Daisy13103]] 18:11, 24 January 2010 (PST) <br /> What the heck?! who made that many spam articles? --[[User:Turkeyrules|Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthill]] 18:16, 24 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> What's going on?! is this like Planet of the Vandals ( planet of the apes ) because there's too many vandals and no admins to block them!! --[[User:Turkeyrules|Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthill]] 18:19, 24 January 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Hi, I don't wanna read stuff like this &gt;&gt;&gt; ''delete - spam (go to hell you dumb IP)''. Please be a little more objective in your summaries. Thanks, [[User:Myotis|Myotis]] 01:08, 5 February 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> ==Administrator==<br /> Great! You're an Administrator now. Congratulations! -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 06:17, 14 February 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Wanna go to Xat? -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 07:33, 14 February 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> In the German SpongePedia I asked Aku to make you one. -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 07:40, 14 February 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Congratulations! --[[User:JapanLover97|TokyoRox]] 08:26, 14 February 2010 (PST) <br /> <br /> I heard you're an administrator! Congratulations! ---[[User:Invaderzim|Invaderzim]] <br /> <br /> <br /> == New articles ==<br /> <br /> Hello SpongePedians,<br /> <br /> if you write a new article, please keep in mind that '''every''' article needs a [[Special:Categories|category]]. At the moment we have [[Special:Uncategorized pages|61 (!) pages]] without a category. Please add categories to them. Thanks and have a nice week :) [[User:CFP|CFP]] 05:09, 15 February 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Can you unlock [[Dying for Pie (Episode)]] and [[One Krab's Trash (Episode)]]?--[[User:Turkeyrules|Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthill]] 19:31, 15 February 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> ==Blocking==<br /> <br /> Hi DJ, nice knowing your're an admin. I would like to say that i will not be on SpongePedia anymore. Sorry, but good luck at future!--[[User:123pop99|123pop99]] 12:39, 16 March 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Hey DJ! Haven't seen you in a while. Do you have time for SpongePedia Xat? -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 06:08, 20 March 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Do you have time for SpongePedia Xat? -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 17:16, 20 March 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Dude!!!!!!! You need to revert the IP's action in the good noodle board! How come you're not cool now that you're an admin? (JK) --[[User:Turkeyrules|Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul]] 17:21, 25 March 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Whoops! Sorry! --[[User:Turkeyrules|Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul]] 17:23, 25 March 2010 (PDT) P.S. in your MLN, you got a friend request.<br /> <br /> Can you block [[Special:Contributions/24.164.138.217|24.164.138.217]]? He was the person who vandelized my page, and ''he'' waz the reason I deleted my 'Friends' list. Thanks for the help! --[[User:Guysponge22|Oh yeah, and I'm a Sponge who's a Guy.]] 09:13, 10 April 2010 (PDT) I think.<br /> <br /> Sorry about the 'you blocked me' thing. ^_^ --[[User:Guysponge22|Guysponge22]] PS Though can you block 24.164.138.217? <br /> <br /> Thank you so much for reverting the evil IP's action, thanks dude! --[[User:Turkeyrules|&lt;font color=&quot;#FF1111&quot;&gt;Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul&lt;/font&gt;]]&lt;sub&gt;[[User talk:Turkeyrules|&lt;font color=&quot;#DAA520&quot;&gt;I Like Meatball Sandwhiches&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;]] 15:20, 16 April 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Wow!==<br /> AWESOME! Your a admin! Pretty cool!--[[User:Daisy13103|Daisy13103]] 07:54, 24 April 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Birthday==<br /> Happy 11th Birthday, DJ! -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 11:40, 14 May 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> <br /> I became one like last week ago, also, thanks! --[[User:Turkeyrules|Mr. Turkey]] 14:40, 26 May 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Blocks==<br /> Can you explain [http://en.spongepedia.bimserver2.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&amp;type=block&amp;user=&amp;page=User%3AGuysponge22 this] please? Thanks, [[User:Myotis|Myotis]] 10:59, 5 June 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Hey, you still there? If yes, wanna go to SpongePedia Xat? -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] 17:19, 6 June 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Spam==<br /> All articles that have been vandalized by spam bots are to be protected, all new pages that have been created by spam bots are not to be deleted anymore, they are to be protected and redirected to the Main Page. If it is a talk page, just replace the spam entry with &quot;page protected&quot; and then - protect the talk page. Thanks, [[User:Myotis|Myotis]] 23:33, 19 July 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Less confusing Talk pages==<br /> <br /> Dear User of the SpongePedia. The User talk pages are very confusing and unclear, because you have to switch between two or even more pages in order to follow a discussion. From now on we will erase this problem by a new way of answering questions or similar stuff: We answer the questions directly on the same page where they've been asked. This brings many advantages: We easily can follow discussions and there won't be a problem if even three or more users are involved in a discussion. I already asked SpongePappy and he allowed me to tell everybody! :-) --[[User:TattleTaleStrangler|Tts]]&lt;sub&gt;[[User talk:TattleTaleStrangler|Talk]]&lt;/sub&gt; 08:35, 9 June 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Karen==<br /> Hey DJ :) You moved the Karen-article without changing any links. This is the problem: [http://en.spongepedia.bimserver2.com/index.php?title=Special:Whatlinkshere&amp;target=Karen_Plankton_the_Computer_W.I.F.E.&amp;limit=500&amp;offset=0 Re-Redirects more and more]. From now on please instantly change every (!) Link if you move a page. Articles like Karen that are linked at very often mean a lot of work. Of course you can ask someone to help you or write it on one of our talk pages ;) thanks --[[User:TattleTaleStrangler|Tts]]&lt;sub&gt;[[User talk:TattleTaleStrangler|Talk]]&lt;/sub&gt; 02:02, 10 August 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Hello==<br /> Hello, DJ. I would like to talk to you sometime when you are here. Please go to SpongePedia Xat 2. Thank You. -- [[User:86.40.116.119|86.40.116.119]] 07:33, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Merry Christmas DJ :)--[[User:123pop99|Miles Edgeworth]] 08:15, 25 December 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Hi, DJ!--[[User:Daisy13103|Daisy13103]] 08:33, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> Hello, DJ! Since I'm back, I would like to tell you something on SpongePedia Xat 2, whenever you're on next time. -- [[User:SpongePappy|$pongeP@ppy!]] 14:24, 1 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> ==Hi==<br /> Hi DJ! Go to SpongePedia Xat 2 please. I gotta tell you something. -- [[User:SpongePappy|$pongeP@ppy!]] 17:52, 3 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> ==Supercalifrajilisticexpealidocious!==<br /> <br /> I was wondering if it would be okay to add some trivia on the major characters' pages about their names (i.e. &quot;Patrick&quot; is an Irish name meaning &quot;noble&quot;, &quot;Eugene&quot; is a Greek name that means &quot;blue-blooded&quot;, etc.), or if that's a bit too useless or obscure. That is, considering those pages aren't protected like just about every page on here (somebody really needs to get started on un-protecting those articles). :) [[User:Billy the Random Fish|Billy the Random Fish]] 02:16, 12 January 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Adminship request (REALLY IMPORTANT)==<br /> Can I be admin, please? I will do about 10 edits which will be the best edits in the history of [[SpongePedia]]. SpongePedia has been bad till now, but from now, it will be big and clear. Then I will be more rare at SpongePedia, but it will be tip-top. No bad redirects, no broken links. Also, can you please write an opinion about my contributions to SpongePedia? SpongeBob Wiki has many pages and info. It is copying. It also has Guinness O' Rippley character page, EVEN HE'S BOOK! This are my words. [[User:Dcsga|Formula Knower!]] &lt;small&gt;[[User talk:Dcsga|talk]]&lt;/small&gt; 12:51, 5 September 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Users in SpongePedia}}<br /> <br /> == Tyler, ==<br /> <br /> wanna play mario party 4 and take a dump on my chest ((your legal rigth?? ;) ))</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Jet_Pack 2019-06-13T22:50:00Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Purpose */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Jet-Pack.jpg|thumb|Sandy with the Jet Pack]]<br /> The '''Jet Pack''' is a jet pack made by [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]. It just appears in the episode: [[Spy Buddies (Episode)|Spy Buddies]]. When [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] want to become spies, they go to Sandy to get some spy gadgets. Sandy then shows them lots of gadgets including the Jet Pack.<br /> <br /> ==Appereance==<br /> Brown, with handles like a backpack. Gold, rectangular button in front to open backpack.Patches of red on the sides. Round metal tube sticking out of the bottom of the backpack.<br /> <br /> ==Purpose==<br /> Do girls snore?<br /> <br /> ==Quotes==<br /> SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob, Patrick. What ya'll doing?&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: Do you know anything about spying, Sandy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sandy: Well, I know you need a lot of crazy gadgets like jet-packs, laser-equipped Bermuda shorts with walkie-talkies.<br /> <br /> {{Sandy's Inventions}}<br /> {{Sandy's Stuff}}<br /> [[Category:Other]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Jet_Pack 2019-06-13T22:49:30Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Purpose */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Jet-Pack.jpg|thumb|Sandy with the Jet Pack]]<br /> The '''Jet Pack''' is a jet pack made by [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]. It just appears in the episode: [[Spy Buddies (Episode)|Spy Buddies]]. When [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] want to become spies, they go to Sandy to get some spy gadgets. Sandy then shows them lots of gadgets including the Jet Pack.<br /> <br /> ==Appereance==<br /> Brown, with handles like a backpack. Gold, rectangular button in front to open backpack.Patches of red on the sides. Round metal tube sticking out of the bottom of the backpack.<br /> <br /> ==Purpose==<br /> Maybe with a jetpack my ex-wife will love me again after she slept with my her husband who is also me.<br /> <br /> ==Quotes==<br /> SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob, Patrick. What ya'll doing?&lt;br&gt;<br /> SpongeBob: Do you know anything about spying, Sandy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sandy: Well, I know you need a lot of crazy gadgets like jet-packs, laser-equipped Bermuda shorts with walkie-talkies.<br /> <br /> {{Sandy's Inventions}}<br /> {{Sandy's Stuff}}<br /> [[Category:Other]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Club_Spongebob 2019-06-13T22:47:29Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* okay so i cant say fucck anymore */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>== A!R Head ==<br /> <br /> Hey It's Me Club Spongebob<br /> <br /> {{Welcome}}<br /> <br /> BTW, don't put your last name, it's a major target for vandals all over the world! [[User:DJ WikiBob|DJDrawk]] 13:29, 26 April 2010 (PDT)DJ WikiBob<br /> <br /> == User pic? ==<br /> <br /> How do you put a user pic on your user page? PLEASE ANSWER!!!<br /> <br /> :If you tell me what kind of picture you want of spongebob just tell me. ;) - [[User:AMTV|AMTV]] 18:57, 19 March 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> == pic ==<br /> <br /> How 'bout a pic of SpongeBob holding The Magic Conch<br /> <br /> == spong,bob is a pretty good show ==<br /> <br /> Remember That Episode when<br /> <br /> == PUBLIC MESSAGE TO 173.186.202.48 ==<br /> <br /> i will Factually beat your ass<br /> <br /> == Apophenia ==<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> How could the street light Blink on and off and Spell out all your thoughts? That thing you thought you heard me say: I didn’t say that thing That is crazy You’re completely crazy Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me <br /> Picture of a hunched old lady holding a dog and Telling you what to do Seemingly random arrangement of turbid material Telling you what to do It’s only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you’ll be saying that I’ve been Hallucinating you all along <br /> Everyone has got a feeling in the gut You can’t just tune it out Don’t look at me like that <br /> It’s only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you’ll be saying that I’ve been Hallucinating you all along <br /> Everyone has got an alien in the gut Someday it will emerge Don’t look at me like that <br /> Middleburgh Police Department how may I direct your call? Please speak more slowly I’m only getting every other word Person I don’t recognize motioning to roll down the window I’m Only getting every other word That is crazy You’re completely crazy Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me <br /> Next thing you will say I’ve been hallucinating you all along Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me<br /> <br /> == remember that episode when spongebob was eating breakfast and then hhe climbed through the kitchen window ==<br /> <br /> ''♫ And the one thing you can't hide is all the fear you feel inside ♫''<br /> <br /> == Favorite Spngebob Quote ==<br /> <br /> &quot;But health food plate is much more binding&quot;<br /> <br /> == okay so i cant say fucck anymore ==<br /> <br /> WHOA, WHOA I JUST DID''Italic text''</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User_talk:CFP 2019-06-13T22:45:51Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* why doesnt shinobu sh*t in No more heroes Travis Returns */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>*[[User:CFP/Archive|My archive]]<br /> <br /> ----<br /> <br /> <br /> == SpongePappy ==<br /> <br /> Why did you and Aku allowed him back? Please respond. [[User:DJ WikiBob|DJDrawk]] 13:43, 1 January 2011 (PST)DJ WikiBob<br /> <br /> :Nevermind... Found out. [[User:DJ WikiBob|DJDrawk]] 13:49, 1 January 2011 (PST)DJ WikiBob<br /> <br /> ==Unprotect?==<br /> Hi, CFP! Could you please unprotect [[Season 6, Volume 2]], [[The Complete 7th Season]], [[Season 7, Volume 1]], and [[Season 7, Volume 2]] please. Thanks. -- [[User:SpongePappy|$pongeP@ppy!]] 10:40, 3 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> :Thanks. Here's a list of the articles I asked you to unprotect, which you can protect again now: <br /> <br /> 1. [[Season 6, Volume 1]]<br /> <br /> 2. [[Season 6, Volume 2]]<br /> <br /> 3. [[The Complete 6th Season]]<br /> <br /> 4. [[Season 7, Volume 1]]<br /> <br /> 5. [[Season 7, Volume 2]]<br /> <br /> 6. [[The Complete 7th Season]]<br /> <br /> 7. [[DVDs]]<br /> <br /> 8. [[Episodes/Season 7]]<br /> <br /> 9. [[Episode Transcripts/Season 7]]<br /> <br /> 10. [[Episode Transcripts/Season 8]]<br /> <br /> 11. The Season 7 template -- [[User:SpongePappy|$pongeP@ppy!]] 11:31, 3 January 2011 (PST) P.S. Could you also unprotect the episode articles, [[The Cent of Money (Episode)|The Cent of Money]], and [[The Great Patty Caper (Episode)|The Great Patty Caper]]?^^ Thanks^^<br /> <br /> OK, this is really the last thing: Could you unprotect the seasons template and the episode transcripts template? And could you protect [[Episodes/Season 8]], [[Episodes/Season 9]], [[Episode Transcripts/Season 9]], and the Season 8 template? Thanks -- [[User:SpongePappy|$pongeP@ppy!]] 18:38, 3 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> ==Xat?==<br /> Could we talk? --[[User:Guysponge22|Guysponge22]] 13:00, 3 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> :You can tell me everything here or via mail. --[[User:CFP|CFP]] 07:00, 4 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> Can you put my name on the bottom link box of active users --[[User:Gopackgo0480]]<br /> <br /> ==How to==<br /> How can i get a smaller image?<br /> <br /> :e.g. Use the program “Irfanview” --[[User:CFP|CFP]] 22:17, 11 January 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==block==<br /> can you block [[user:tak]] he moved my talk page.--[[User:Lolsponge|Lolsponge]] 02:08, 14 January 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> <br /> == Hey ==<br /> <br /> Si estoy de acurdo en que tu y otro grupo de usuarios copien texto de los artículos de mi wikia a la SpongePedia española.--[[User:Frieds|Friends]] 23:36, 29 January 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> :Muchas gracias. :) --[[User:CFP|CFP]] 15:02, 30 January 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> == idioma de la spongepedia española ==<br /> si estoy viendo que quien creo la spongepedia española escribe os titulos de los episodios en el español de españa y pienso que pasara con los usuarios de latinoamercia.yo planeaba usar los títulos en ingles.--[[User:Frieds|Friends]] 23:36, 29 January 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> :No, usamos los títulos ingleses pero tamién creamos un «redirect» con el título español y hispanoamericano ;) --[[User:CFP|CFP]] 13:35, 30 January 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==User Page==<br /> Please take off the spam filter. I need to update I'm 12!!! Seriously, I can only edit with my IP. --[[User:Guysponge22|Guysponge22]] 01:04, 11 July 2011 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == Catagory ==<br /> <br /> Im a newbie, how do i add a catagory to a page? --[[User:Zeldarules8|Zeldarules8]] 03:06, 9 July 2011 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :&lt;nowiki&gt;[[Category:&lt;/nowiki&gt;''Name of the Category''&lt;nowiki&gt;]]&lt;/nowiki&gt; :-) --[[User:CFP|CFP]] 10:53, 14 July 2011 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == New Articles ==<br /> <br /> How do you create new articles?<br /> I can't seem to find out how.<br /> <br /> :Search for the article you want to create. Where it says to create that article for SpongePedia, click it. --[[User:JapanLover97|스폰지밥 네모바지]] &lt;sub&gt;[[User talk:JapanLover97|해면동물]]&lt;/sub&gt; 00:19, 22 January 2012 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Fanart==<br /> My fanart is protected please unprotect it--[[User:Carlandre5000|Carlandre5000]] 14:18, 29 March 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ==Administrator==<br /> I have coming to this wiki since 2008, and started an account in 2010, and have about 600 edits. Can i please become an administrator soon? [[User:AMTV|AMTV]] ([[User talk:AMTV|talk]]) 21:49, 5 July 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> <br /> :I'm sorry, I haven't been active for a while. For getting an Admin, you have to contact Aku or Myotis, I cannot make anyone an admin ;) --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 22:00, 17 December 2012 (CET)<br /> <br /> == SpongePedia española ==<br /> *Hey friends of the SpongePedia version spanish, como vez e mejorado mucho in my Ingles. Pero ahora vengo a decirte que algo malo pasa con los Infobox de la SpongePedia española, se alinean a la izquierda arruinando muchos artículos, yo en lo personal lo corregí con otro y personalmente te digo que el mio deja poco que desear.--[[User:Frieds|Friends]] ([[User talk:Frieds|talk]]) 00:41, 7 July 2012 (CEST) <br /> <br /> == Please do this ==<br /> <br /> Could you add template Minor Characters in TattleTale Strangler because I added him in it. Also, how do you get to be a admin?<br /> --[[User:Spongy0304|Spongy0304]] ([[User talk:Spongy0304|talk]]) 18:27, 28 July 2012 (CEST)Please tell me if you did it or if you won't in my talk.<br /> <br /> ==Adminship request (REALLY IMPORTANT)==<br /> Can I be admin, please? I will do about 10 edits which will be the best edits in the history of [[SpongePedia]]. SpongePedia has been bad till now, but from now, it will be big and clear. Then I will be more rare at SpongePedia, but it will be tip-top. No bad redirects, no broken links. Also, can you please write an opinion about my contributions to SpongePedia? SpongeBob Wiki has many pages and info. It is copying. It also has Guinness O' Rippley character page, EVEN HE'S BOOK! This are my words. [[User:Dcsga|Formula Knower!]] &lt;small&gt;[[User talk:Dcsga|talk]]&lt;/small&gt; 12:50, 5 September 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :I'm sorry, I haven't been active for a while. For getting an Admin, you have to contact Aku or Myotis, I cannot make anyone an admin ;) --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 22:00, 17 December 2012 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Article of the month ==<br /> <br /> Hi, CFP.<br /> <br /> Is here anybody, who updates the article of the month, because it is the same than last month. Many greetings, --[[User:SpongieBurger|SpongieBurger]] ([[User talk:SpongieBurger|talk]]) 19:27, 24 October 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :I'm glad you found it! Can you go see my polls ([[User:Dcsga/Polls]])? TattleTale Strangler was the first one to agree. The article of the month is not a few months here, IT IS more than one year the same. TattleTale hates this, but I fully agree. If you agree, you can vote on the link. Thanks! [[User:Dcsga|Formula Knower!]] &lt;small&gt;[[User talk:Dcsga|talk]]&lt;/small&gt; 10:25, 25 October 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ==Ayuda==<br /> Quise modificarla portada de la SpongePedia dándole un tema de Halloween pero no me salio muy bien.--[[User:Frieds|Friends]] ([[User talk:Frieds|talk]]) 23:19, 25 October 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :Lo siento, no he leído tu mensaje ;) --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 22:00, 17 December 2012 (CET)<br /> <br /> <br /> == Creating an account ==<br /> <br /> How do I create an account? All it has at the top is &quot;Log in.&quot; I would like to contribute and have a &quot;name&quot; so I can be given credit for my help. --[[Special:Contributions/156.110.82.222|156.110.82.222]] 23:59, 13 September 2013 (CEST)<br /> *Nevermind, turns out I have an account. Just remembered what is was. --[[User:Robo-Squidward|Robo-Squidward]] ([[User talk:Robo-Squidward|talk]]) 00:02, 14 September 2013 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :OK :-) --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 12:19, 14 September 2013 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ==Archives==<br /> Hi CFP! I've been gone for a good bit and came to see how things have been going. Just wondering, but could you please unprotect my [[User talk:SpongePappy/Archive 3|third]], [[User talk:SpongePappy/Archive 4|fourth]], [[User talk:SpongePappy/Archive 5|fifth]], and [[User talk:SpongePappy/Archive 6|sixth]] archives for me? I am currently tidying up my pages a bit since I have matured and know now that most of my pages have been unnecessary all along. And could you please delete [[User:SpongePappy/Friends]]? Thank you. -- [[User:SpongePappy|SpongePappy]] ([[User talk:SpongePappy|talk]]) 21:39, 25 August 2015 (CEST)<br /> <br /> <br /> == Spammer Alert! ==<br /> <br /> I'd like to bring to your attention that IP 154.42.167.162 was spamming the Spongepedia on December 6, 2016, a total of 4 or so pages were affected. They all had drug references in them so I undid them. Thanks!<br /> --[[Special:Contributions/8.26.113.34|8.26.113.34]] 16:09, 8 December 2016 (CET)<br /> <br /> :Thank you! --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 16:20, 8 December 2016 (CET)<br /> <br /> <br /> == Vandalismus ==<br /> <br /> Nabend CFP, kannst du die IP 74.192.132.182 bannen? Es ist offensichtlich, dass es sich hierbei um einen Vandalen handelt. Bei der Gelegenheit wollte ich auch mal nachfragen, wie ich ein Benutzerkonto kriege. Das würde nämlich vieles einfacher machen. So richtig gepflegt wird die englische SpongePedia ja nicht gerade. Ist zumindest mein Gefühl. :D --[[Special:Contributions/87.147.109.219|87.147.109.219]] 21:27, 22 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> :Danke, ist blockiert. Bist du im SpongeForum? Falls ja, kannst du mir deinen gewünschten Usernamen schicken, dann kann ich dir einen Account erstellen. --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 22:26, 22 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> ::Ich war mal im SpongeForum. Jetzt nicht mehr. Ist aber eine längere Geschichte. Das alles zu erklären würde zu lange dauern. Kann ich den gewünschten Usernamen auch hier reinschreiben? Oder gibt es noch eine andere Alternative bzw. Kommunikationsmöglichkeit? --[[Special:Contributions/87.147.109.219|87.147.109.219]] 23:04, 22 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> :::Im Prinzip kann ich das auch so machen. Welchen Namen willst du? --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 18:24, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> ::::Messermark Mauritz. --[[Special:Contributions/87.147.109.219|87.147.109.219]] 18:28, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> :::::Bist du *jetzt* online? --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 18:30, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> ::::::Definiere online. Kann mich ja noch nicht einloggen, weil ich mein Passwort noch nicht kenne. --[[Special:Contributions/87.147.109.219|87.147.109.219]] 18:31, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> :::::::Dein Passwort lautet: rae3GisheeyiB. Du hast fünf Minuten es zu ändern, ansonsten wird der Account gesperrt. --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 18:32, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> ::::::::Ist geändert. Warum wolltest du den Account denn sperren? Aus Sicherheitsgründen? --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 18:35, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> :::::::::Perfekt. Ja, natürlich, hier steht ja das initiale Passwort im Klartext. Ein böser Mitleser hätte den Account sonst übernehmen können. --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 18:36, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> ::::::::::Ah, okay. Nur mal so, kannst du einsehen, ob ich mein Kennwort geändert hab? Ich bin vorhin nämlich ein bisschen unter Zeitdruck geraten, weil nur 5 Minuten. ^^ --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 18:38, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> :::::::::::Ganz einfach: Ich kann versuchen, mich unter deinem Namen mit dem Passwort einzuloggen – schlägt fehl, weil falsches Passwort, ergo hast du es geändert. Hast es ja in 3 Minuten geschafft, daher habe ich extra vorher gecheckt, ob du wirklich online bist (und da die Antworten in 1–2 Minuten kamen, waren 5 locker ausreichend). --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 18:41, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> ::::::::::::Stimmt, gute Erklärung. Dann danke ich dir schon mal für deine Hilfe. Wirst du meine Arbeit denn jetzt überwachen, dass ich auch ja keinen Blödsinn mach? Keine Sorge, da brauchst du dir keine Gedanken machen. Falls es so sein sollte. --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 18:44, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> :Natürlich habe ich ein Auge auf dich, wie auf jeden anderen User auch. Machst du Mist, fliegst du – wie jeder andere – raus ;). Aber jetzt erstmal: Welcome to SpongePedia and have fun! --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 18:59, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> ::Natürlich nicht. Du kannst auf mich zählen. Ich mach keinen Mist. Habe am Anfang sogar eine Bitte an dich. Kannst du den Seitenschutz von Episodes aufheben? Ich muss da gleich was einfügen und die Seite ist für normale Benutzer auch gesperrt. Wäre schön, wenn sich da was regeln lässt. Oh and thank you! :) --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 19:05, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> :::Danke. Da fällt mir aber noch eine Sache ein. Kannst du die Löschantrage auf der Seite Category:Pages for deletion bearbeiten? Ist mittlerweile alles schon ziemlich veraltet. Ich kann es nicht löschen, da ich kein Admin bin. --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 19:42, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> ::::Solange Templates auf Seiten eingebunden werden, lösche ich sie nicht. Die meisten Redirections sind auch in Ordnung. Gibt kaum was, das wirklich gelöscht werden muss. Wenn du an den Episodes nichts mehr machen musst, werde ich die Seite wieder schützen. --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 19:49, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> :::::Jo, kannst du machen. Darf ich fragen, warum überhaupt der Bedarf besteht, zu schützen? Alles reine Routine? --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 19:52, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> ::::::Die Seite wird überall (links) verlinkt, ist also eher häufig besucht und potentielles Angriffziel. Nachdem die engl. SP leider häufig betroffen war, ist das Schutzniveau der Seiten höher als normalerweise. --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 19:55, 23 February 2017 (CET)<br /> <br /> == SpongePedia ==<br /> <br /> Bist du bei Facebook oder sonst irgendwo anders in den sozialen Netzwerken unterwegs? Ich möchte gerne was mit dir besprechen. Es geht um die deutsche SpongePedia. Ist ein sehr vertrauliches Thema. --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 10:16, 6 May 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :Du kannst an die Facebook-Seite der SpongePedia schreiben. --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 18:31, 7 May 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ::Okay, werde ich machen. Also hab bitte ein Auge auf die Nachrichten. --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 18:46, 7 May 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == Account ==<br /> <br /> I want an account, but the stupid spambot thing is in the way. Is there a way around this?<br /> <br /> :Tell me which user name you want and a time when you are online. --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 18:12, 1 August 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == Amt als Admin ==<br /> <br /> Ist es vielleicht möglich mich zu einem Admin auf Probe zu machen? Der Grund dafür ist, dass in der englischen SpongePedia in letzter Zeit ziemlich oft vandaliert wird und ich da ohne die erweiterten Rechte nicht eingreifen kann. Du und viele andere Benutzer sind ja bereits in der Berufswelt aktiv und haben womöglich nicht immer die Zeit hier reinzuschauen. Demnach möchte ich den derzeitigen Admins ein klein wenig unter die Arme greifen. Ich habe leider keine Möglichkeit Kontakt zu Myotis oder dem Chef aufzubauen. Daher wollte ich nachfragen, ob du dich in der Sache mal erkundigen könntest? Ich kann mich dann auch um den Artikel des Monats und das Überraschungsbild des Tages kümmern. Das ist zwar ein bisschen anders aufgebaut, aber damit würde ich mich nach einer gewissen Zeit schon zurecht finden. Es wurde alles jahrelang nicht mehr aktualisiert. Deshalb melde ich mich hiermit als Freiwilliger, um das in Zukunft zu übernehmen. Meine aktuelle Freizeit erlaubt es mir mindestens einmal täglich in die letzten Änderungen zu gucken und Ausschau nach Vandalen zu halten. Was hältst du davon? --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 09:37, 18 August 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :An welcher Stelle kannst du denn nicht eingreifen bzw. nichts zurücksetzen? --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 20:25, 21 August 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ::Nun ja, zurücksetzen kann ich die Bearbeitungen in gewisser Hinsicht schon. Es gibt da aber ein anderes Problem. Wenn jetzt beispielsweise eine IP eine Seite erstellt, welche nicht in das Wiki gehört, könnte ich sie nicht löschen, weil ich kein Administrator bin. Viele Seiten, die hier nicht rein passen existieren nach wie vor und wurden von den Admins noch nicht gelöscht. Davon gibt es bis jetzt etliche. Selbiges gilt für das Sperren von IPs oder normalen Benutzern. Also wie gesagt. Ich will euch nur ein paar Lasten abnehmen und beweisen, dass ich bei diesem Bereich verantwortungsbewusst bin und auch so handeln würde. Wäre sicherlich nervig, wenn ich bei jeder Kleinigkeit einen Benutzer höheren Grades kontaktieren muss. Kann ich nicht eine Probezeit dafür bekommen? Deswegen meine Anfrage an das Team. --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 21:56, 21 August 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ::Ich pushe diesen Abschnitt mal. :P --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 20:26, 14 September 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :::Wenn es etwas zu löschen gibt, kann die Vorlage [[Template:Delete]] verwendet werden. Bezüglich Adminrechten kann ich nichts entscheiden, da Aku und Myotis die Bürokraten sind und nur die beiden Adminrechte vergeben können. --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 20:44, 14 September 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ::::Hab dir diesbezüglich ne PN bei FB geschrieben. --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 20:50, 14 September 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ==Aye aye Captain!==<br /> <br /> Hello!! I'm Nick mick and I'm here to help the wiki! I'm currently an assistant on Encyclopedia SpongeBobia (where I am also named &quot;Nick mick&quot;), and I have done over 6000 edits, gaining the trust of almost every one of the users there!! I hope to gain yours too! I can help you with some thing (including a few vandalism left)!<br /> <br /> If you can make an account for me, since I can't due to account creation disabled, I want my nickname to be &quot;NickBloomSlime&quot;!!<br /> <br /> Also:<br /> #Can you detail me the trolling history of this wiki? I am a bit curious about it.<br /> #Ask the German wiki, is there any problem with Encyclopedia SpongeBobia using titlecards tgey find first? Because I saw on the &quot;The Clam Whisperer&quot; titlecard a watermark with your/their wiki's logo.<br /> #I have a Greek wiki on wikia! See it here: http://el.spongebob.wikia.com/<br /> <br /> Thanks for your attention! 😁 [[Special:Contributions/188.73.195.39|188.73.195.39]] 13:30, 26 August 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :CFP is on vacation. You'll probably get an answer later. --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 13:48, 26 August 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ::Okay, so...<br /> #What's your opinion on my Greek wiki I linked above? 😃<br /> #Is there any else (admin) active right now? [[Special:Contributions/188.73.195.39|188.73.195.39]] 14:51, 26 August 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :::To 2: No, unfortunately not. --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 12:46, 9 September 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :Hi, I will answer you this evening. --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 08:27, 14 September 2017 (CEST)<br /> ::Hi Nick, I created your account. Are you on facebook? --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 20:20, 14 September 2017 (CEST)<br /> :::Sorry, but no. [[Special:Contributions/79.107.56.54|79.107.56.54]] 19:14, 15 September 2017 (CEST)<br /> ::::I sent you the password via email. --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 19:25, 15 September 2017 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == Hey ==<br /> <br /> I'd like an account named Konnichiku, and I'd like to be made an admin, here's an example of my work on Encyclopedia SpongeBobia: http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/Konnichiku [[Special:Contributions/173.3.230.123|173.3.230.123]] 20:16, 13 April 2018 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :Hi, I created the account for you. Please send a message to the SpongePedia facebook account to get your password. No, you won't be made in SpongePedia at this time. This privilege is granted to people after they did a great job in SpongePedia. Thank you, --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 20:35, 15 April 2018 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ==Request==<br /> Can you please block this IP address: [http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/213.127.206.115 213.127.206.115]. He continues to vandalize various pages over and over again, including after I had to undo the previous vandalism he did - [[User:ilovededede|ilovededede]] ([[User talk:ilovededede|talk]]), 20:19 PM PST, 21 May 2018<br /> <br /> : Done. Thank you! --[[User:CFP|CFP]] ([[User talk:CFP|talk]]) 08:37, 22 May 2018 (CEST)<br /> {{Users in SpongePedia}}<br /> <br /> == PN ==<br /> <br /> Lies mal bitte meine neue Facebook-PN, wenn du diese Nachricht hier liest. Die ist leider immer noch hochaktuell. --[[User:Messermark Mauritz|Messermark Mauritz]] ([[User talk:Messermark Mauritz|talk]]) 09:53, 15 July 2018 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == SpongeBob didn't cry ==<br /> <br /> SpongeBob was not crying before Patrick said to rub it in in the couch scene in '''Have You Seen This Snail?'''. He said he couldn't cry after Patrick said to rub it in. [[Special:Contributions/24.61.241.176|24.61.241.176]] 01:50, 27 May 2019 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == why doesnt shinobu sh*t in No more heroes Travis Returns ==<br /> <br /> LET SHINOBU SH*T</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Truck_Driver_(Pizza_Delivery) 2018-07-30T23:11:41Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Truck-Driver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The Truck Driver]]<br /> The Truck Driver just appears in the episode: [[Pizza Delivery (Episode)|Pizza Delivery]].The truck driver resembles a swordfish but is purple he wears a orange shirt and a green baseball hat. SpongeBob tries to get a car, that will bring him and [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] back to [[Bikini Bottom]]. He never stopped and nearly drove over [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] because he thought he was doing break dancing on the street, but [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] saved SpongeBob. Stephen Hillenberg confirmed in an interview in 2004 that the Truck Driver is cannonically gay.<br /> <br /> ==Quotes==<br /> '''SpongeBob:''' Shh, shh, shh. It's working.<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' What is it?<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob:''' (pointing to the road) Truck! Sixteen wheels. Now I can show you how the pioneers hitchhiked. (starts dancing in the road)<br /> <br /> '''Truck Driver:''' Crashin' Fashion Break Dancers!<br /> <br /> '''Squidward:''' He's stopping! He's stopping! (Squidward realizes he's not stopping and grabs SpongeBob out of the way where they are covered in sand thanks to the truck)<br /> <br /> {{Stub}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Character]]<br /> [[Category:Stubs]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Club_Spongebob 2018-07-30T23:07:18Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Can some explain these Goddamn red and green number s */</p> <hr /> <div>== A!R Head ==<br /> <br /> Hey It's Me Club Spongebob<br /> <br /> {{Welcome}}<br /> <br /> BTW, don't put your last name, it's a major target for vandals all over the world! [[User:DJ WikiBob|DJDrawk]] 13:29, 26 April 2010 (PDT)DJ WikiBob<br /> <br /> == User pic? ==<br /> <br /> How do you put a user pic on your user page? PLEASE ANSWER!!!<br /> <br /> :If you tell me what kind of picture you want of spongebob just tell me. ;) - [[User:AMTV|AMTV]] 18:57, 19 March 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> == pic ==<br /> <br /> How 'bout a pic of SpongeBob holding The Magic Conch<br /> <br /> == spong,bob is a pretty good show ==<br /> <br /> Remember That Episode when<br /> <br /> == PUBLIC MESSAGE TO 173.186.202.48 ==<br /> <br /> i will Factually beat your ass<br /> <br /> == Apophenia ==<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> How could the street light Blink on and off and Spell out all your thoughts? That thing you thought you heard me say: I didn’t say that thing That is crazy You’re completely crazy Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me <br /> Picture of a hunched old lady holding a dog and Telling you what to do Seemingly random arrangement of turbid material Telling you what to do It’s only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you’ll be saying that I’ve been Hallucinating you all along <br /> Everyone has got a feeling in the gut You can’t just tune it out Don’t look at me like that <br /> It’s only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you’ll be saying that I’ve been Hallucinating you all along <br /> Everyone has got an alien in the gut Someday it will emerge Don’t look at me like that <br /> Middleburgh Police Department how may I direct your call? Please speak more slowly I’m only getting every other word Person I don’t recognize motioning to roll down the window I’m Only getting every other word That is crazy You’re completely crazy Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me <br /> Next thing you will say I’ve been hallucinating you all along Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me<br /> <br /> == remember that episode when spongebob was eating breakfast and then hhe climbed through the kitchen window ==<br /> <br /> ''♫ And the one thing you can't hide is all the fear you feel inside ♫''<br /> <br /> == Favorite Spngebob Quote ==<br /> <br /> &quot;But health food plate is much more binding&quot;</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=That%E2%80%99s_No_Lady_(Episode) 2018-07-30T23:04:52Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{{EpInfo|That's No Lady|Titlecard-That's No Lady.jpg|75b|4|25 November 2006|Squidtastic Voyage|The Thing}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br /> |-<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|&lt;center&gt;[[File:name.jpg|300px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;© Viacom&lt;/small&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;That's No Lady&quot;''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].<br /> <br /> ==Info<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] (Alter Ego [[Patricia]]) [[Image:Patricia.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick as a girl]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br /> *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Larry the Lobster]]<br /> *[[Sunny Shores Salesman]]<br /> *Krusty Krab Customers<br /> *[[Mr. Seaweed Monster Man]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot== <br /> While Patrick was running around in Bikini Bottom, a [[Sunny Shores Salesman|stranger]] yells at Patrick telling him to &quot;[[Sunny Shore Resorts|get out of town]]&quot;. Patrick becomes convinced he is in danger and tells SpongeBob he's going to move. So he packs &quot;his&quot; things (actually SpongeBob's), and is ready to leave. But SpongeBob tells him he can change his identity. So SpongeBob performs a makeover on Patrick and makes him look like a girl; now known as &quot;Patricia&quot;. Everyone falls in love with him, especially Squidward and Mr. Krabs, who only hires &quot;Patricia&quot; since she is a girl. Mr. Krabs and Squidward also flirt with &quot;Patricia&quot;, although this doesn't present a problem to him. Patrick has no idea what is making Mr. Krabs and Squidward act so weird and nice to him. All male Bikini Bottomites, fought over Patrick but Patrick ignores them. Later, he finds out the fish was just trying to sell him a luxury vacation. Patrick then strips off all his clothes in the middle of the Krusty Krab. The customers are shocked to see the person they competed over not only a man, but a naked one. When the Bikini Bottomites find out the truth, Squidward's eyelids started to close tight after seeing a naked Patrick. Mr. Krabs fires &quot;[[Patricia]]&quot; because Patrick is not a girl. SpongeBob and Patrick then run out of the Krusty Krab.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *This episode aired in Germany before it aired in the United States.<br /> *Mr. Krabs and Squidward wanted to ask her out, at the part where in Patricia was using a hose, if you watch carefully, suddenly a pair of shells appeared on her clothes.<br /> *Squidward reads [[Showtime Weekly]] in this episode.<br /> *There are no female characters in the episode. <br /> *In Germany, this episode is called &quot;Patricia,&quot; the name Patrick added to himself.<br /> *The &quot;get out of town!&quot; guy also apears in the game version of [[Truth or Square]].<br /> *This episode was briefly pulled from rotation for being what some people considered &quot;transgender propaganda.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> *[[Episode Transcript: That's No Lady|Transcript for That's No Lady]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]<br /> {{Season4}}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=That%E2%80%99s_No_Lady_(Episode) 2018-07-30T23:04:12Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Trivia/Goofs */</p> <hr /> <div>{{EpInfo|That's No Lady|Titlecard-That's No Lady.jpg|75b|4|25 November 2006|Squidtastic Voyage|The Thing}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Eugene H. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br /> |-<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|&lt;center&gt;[[File:name.jpg|300px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;© Viacom&lt;/small&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;That's No Lady&quot;''' is an episode from [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]].<br /> <br /> ==Info<br /> ===Characters===<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] (Alter Ego [[Patricia]]) [[Image:Patricia.jpg|thumb|right|Patrick as a girl]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br /> *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Larry the Lobster]]<br /> *[[Sunny Shores Salesman]]<br /> *Krusty Krab Customers<br /> *[[Mr. Seaweed Monster Man]]<br /> <br /> ==Plot== <br /> While Patrick was running around in Bikini Bottom, a [[Sunny Shores Salesman|stranger]] yells at Patrick telling him to &quot;[[Sunny Shore Resorts|get out of town]]&quot;. Patrick becomes convinced he is in danger and tells SpongeBob he's going to move. So he packs &quot;his&quot; things (actually SpongeBob's), and is ready to leave. But SpongeBob tells him he can change his identity. So SpongeBob performs a makeover on Patrick and makes him look like a girl; now known as &quot;Patricia&quot;. Everyone falls in love with him, especially Squidward and Mr. Krabs, who only hires &quot;Patricia&quot; since she is a girl. Mr. Krabs and Squidward also flirt with &quot;Patricia&quot;, although this doesn't present a problem to him. Patrick has no idea what is making Mr. Krabs and Squidward act so weird and nice to him. All male Bikini Bottomites, fought over Patrick but Patrick ignores them. Later, he finds out the fish was just trying to sell him a luxury vacation. Patrick then strips off all his clothes in the middle of the Krusty Krab. The customers are shocked to see the person they competed over not only a man, but a naked one. When the Bikini Bottomites find out the truth, Squidward's eyelids started to close tight after seeing a naked Patrick. Mr. Krabs fires &quot;[[Patricia]]&quot; because Patrick is not a girl. SpongeBob and Patrick then run out of the Krusty Krab.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *This episode aired in Germany before it aired in the United States.<br /> *Mr. Krabs and Squidward wanted to ask her out, at the part where in Patricia was using a hose, if you watch carefully, suddenly a pair of shells appeared on her clothes.<br /> *Squidward reads [[Showtime Weekly]] in this episode.<br /> *There are no female characters in the episode. <br /> *In Germany, this episode is called &quot;Patricia,&quot; the name Patrick added to himself.<br /> *The &quot;get out of town!&quot; guy also apears in the game version of [[Truth or Square]].<br /> *This episode was briefly pulled from rotation for being what some people considered &quot;transgender propaganda&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> *[[Episode Transcript: That's No Lady|Transcript for That's No Lady]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]<br /> {{Season4}}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Have_You_Seen_This_Snail%3F_(Episode) 2018-07-30T22:46:13Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>{{EpInfo|Have You Seen This Snail?|Titlecard-Have You Seen This Snail?.jpg|63|4/2005|11 November 2005|Krabs vs. Plankton|Have You Seen This Snail? (Part 2)}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom Kenny}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Patrick Star|Bill Fagerbakke}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Squidward Tentacles|Rodger Bumpass}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Gary|Tom Kenny}}<br /> {{EpInfo2|Mr. Krabs|Clancy Brown}}<br /> |-<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|&lt;center&gt;[[File:Scented-Pinecones.jpg|300px]]&lt;/center&gt;Scented Pinecones<br /> &lt;small&gt;© Viacom&lt;/small&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |} <br /> <br /> '''&quot;Have You seen This Snail?&quot;''' is an episode from [[Season 4]].<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> SpongeBob gets a new [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Paddleball Set]] in the mail and decides to take the [[Dirty Bubble]] challenge by hitting the ball 29,998,559,671,349 times in a row. In doing this, he forgets to feed Gary for ten days. Gary then runs away from the pineapple, feeling neglected. However, when Patrick arrives, SpongeBob snaps out of it and cannot find Gary. Therefore, he searches his - and Squidward's - house to find him. However, in the mail he reads a letter from Gary (written in scribbles, somehow SpongeBob can understand it), saying that he has left in search of a new owner. SpongeBob starts to look everywhere, even Bass Vegas.<br /> <br /> Meanwhile, a kind old grandma takes Gary in to her house and gives him a surname, &quot;Miss Tuftsy&quot;. Love and food showered Gary while SpongeBob goes to work, depressed that Gary has not shown up. Mr. Krabs says, &quot;Any problem you have can be solved with a little hard work,&quot; trying to encourage him to work. However, SpongeBob misunderstands him and takes the day off to look for Gary. He puts up posters and signs everywhere, in the hope of finding Gary. <br /> <br /> Gary, at grandma's house, has been fed a lot and needs to go to the bathroom, so Grandma puts out fresh sheets, which are flyers given to her by Patrick. Gary reads them and knows that SpongeBob wants him back, but Grandma is making some meat loaf. Gary, looking for the exit, runs into a closet filled with dusty snail shells, which are empty. Grandma says that the meat loaf is not ready, so she offers Gary some cookies. Gary’s shell breaks and he gets fat because he ate too much. Because of this, the snails in the photo with grandma unanimously tell him to run! (suggesting that the grandma eats snails), and he does. As Gary runs for the exit, grandma says that if Gary does not want cookies, she will give him deviled eggs too. She chases him so she can &quot;feed him up&quot;. However, Gary quickly finds a decoy; a snail on the street, which the grandma takes instead. <br /> <br /> SpongeBob tries to forget Gary by taking a walk, but his memories of Gary upset him. The streets are filled with advertisements for Gary. SpongeBob then hears a meow - at first SpongeBob thinks he is imagining Gary's there, but when he turns round to find Gary at his side, he is overjoyed.<br /> <br /> ==Cultural References==<br /> *Grandma seems to be a parody of The Witch from &quot;Hansel and Gretel&quot;, because She constantly overfed Gary, and planned to eat him. She is also like Bluebeard, hiding the corpses in a closet.<br /> *&quot;Set phasers on fun&quot; is a reference to the quote, &quot;Set phasers to stun.&quot; from Star Trek. <br /> *Clips of this episode are shown in the 2007 film, Alvin and the Chipmunks.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia/Goofs==<br /> *[[Guest Stars|Amy Poehler]] guest voices.<br /> *Another name for this episode is &quot;Where's Gary?&quot;. <br /> *If you look on the package SpongeBob receives, the manufacturer reads [[Nickelodeon]] Inc. under the picture of the paddleball where [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] are in the box.<br /> *When they are in the plane, SpongeBob says &quot;Pat, no!&quot;, but captions say &quot;Aah, no!&quot;. <br /> *Gary in this episode has a clock inside his shell that tells what time he eats. This is meant to represent a body clock that animals and people have. <br /> *Have You Seen This Snail? is voted as one of the most popular [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]] episodes in the Best 10 Ever!, and also the most popular full-length special episode.<br /> *This is the third episode to have a Question Mark (?) on the title card, the first was [[Christmas Who?]], the second was [[Can You Spare a Dime?]], and the fourth will be [[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]<br /> *Bass Vegas refers to Las Vegas.<br /> *Patrick is revealed to love peanuts again. First time was in [[The Smoking Peanut]]. The 2nd time was in [[Pranks a Lot]] where Patrick is pranked by SpongeBob's gag Seanut Brittle can.<br /> *You can hear SpongeBob, instead of saying &quot;Darn it, darn it&quot; when Patrick is near Spongebob's bedroom, you can hear &quot;Patrick, darn it.&quot;<br /> *This is one of the few episodes where a song is sung by someone other than a character in the show.<br /> *Good episode <br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] <br /> *[[Gary]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br /> *[[Grandma]]<br /> *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br /> *Tough Snails<br /> *[[Guest Stars|Stew]]<br /> <br /> ==Songs and Transcript==<br /> *[[Gary come Home! (Song)|Gary come Home!]]<br /> *[[Where's Gary?]]<br /> *[[Episode Transcript: Have You Seen This Snail?|Transcript for Have You Seen This Snail?]]<br /> <br /> {{Season4}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Specials}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode]]<br /> [[Category:Season 4]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_SquarePants/Appearances 2018-07-30T22:40:11Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Season 3 */</p> <hr /> <div>==Season 1==<br /> #[[Help Wanted]]<br /> #[[Reef Blower]]<br /> #[[Tea at the Treedome]]<br /> #[[Bubblestand]]<br /> #[[Ripped Pants]]<br /> #[[Jellyfishing]]<br /> #[[Plankton!]]<br /> #[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]<br /> #[[Boating School]]<br /> #[[Pizza Delivery]]<br /> #[[<br /> #<br /> #<br /> ==Season 2==<br /> Strangely, SpongeBob does not appear in any episodes of season 2, due to controversy surrounding the recent 9/11 terrorist attacks.<br /> <br /> ==Season 3==<br /> [[Category:Character Appearances]]<br /> Yeah He's In This One</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=SpongeBob_SquarePants/Appearances 2018-07-30T22:39:48Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Season 2 */</p> <hr /> <div>==Season 1==<br /> #[[Help Wanted]]<br /> #[[Reef Blower]]<br /> #[[Tea at the Treedome]]<br /> #[[Bubblestand]]<br /> #[[Ripped Pants]]<br /> #[[Jellyfishing]]<br /> #[[Plankton!]]<br /> #[[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]<br /> #[[Boating School]]<br /> #[[Pizza Delivery]]<br /> #[[<br /> #<br /> #<br /> ==Season 2==<br /> Strangely, SpongeBob does not appear in any episodes of season 2, due to controversy surrounding the recent 9/11 terrorist attacks.<br /> <br /> ==Season 3==<br /> [[Category:Character Appearances]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Club_Spongebob 2018-07-30T22:35:47Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Can some explain these Goddamn red and green number s */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>== A!R Head ==<br /> <br /> Hey It's Me Club Spongebob<br /> <br /> {{Welcome}}<br /> <br /> BTW, don't put your last name, it's a major target for vandals all over the world! [[User:DJ WikiBob|DJDrawk]] 13:29, 26 April 2010 (PDT)DJ WikiBob<br /> <br /> == User pic? ==<br /> <br /> How do you put a user pic on your user page? PLEASE ANSWER!!!<br /> <br /> :If you tell me what kind of picture you want of spongebob just tell me. ;) - [[User:AMTV|AMTV]] 18:57, 19 March 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> == pic ==<br /> <br /> How 'bout a pic of SpongeBob holding The Magic Conch<br /> <br /> == spong,bob is a pretty good show ==<br /> <br /> Remember That Episode when<br /> <br /> == PUBLIC MESSAGE TO 173.186.202.48 ==<br /> <br /> i will Factually beat your ass<br /> <br /> == Apophenia ==<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> How could the street light Blink on and off and Spell out all your thoughts? That thing you thought you heard me say: I didn’t say that thing That is crazy You’re completely crazy Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me <br /> Picture of a hunched old lady holding a dog and Telling you what to do Seemingly random arrangement of turbid material Telling you what to do It’s only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you’ll be saying that I’ve been Hallucinating you all along <br /> Everyone has got a feeling in the gut You can’t just tune it out Don’t look at me like that <br /> It’s only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you’ll be saying that I’ve been Hallucinating you all along <br /> Everyone has got an alien in the gut Someday it will emerge Don’t look at me like that <br /> Middleburgh Police Department how may I direct your call? Please speak more slowly I’m only getting every other word Person I don’t recognize motioning to roll down the window I’m Only getting every other word That is crazy You’re completely crazy Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me <br /> Next thing you will say I’ve been hallucinating you all along Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me<br /> <br /> == remember that episode when spongebob was eating breakfast and then hhe climbed through the kitchen window ==<br /> <br /> ''♫ And the one thing you can't hide is all the fear you feel inside ♫''<br /> <br /> == Can some explain these Goddamn red and green number s ==<br /> <br /> Also who is Nicole and how did she die</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Skill_Crane 2018-07-30T22:32:36Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: Have You Seen This Snail?|Have You Seen This Snail?]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Good Neighbors|Good Neighbors]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[Skill Crane]]<br /> <br /> == Characters ==<br /> <br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br /> *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> (Outside the Krusty Krab, a man is knocking on the doors)<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, some guy in a suit wants to come in before we open.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': What? Guy in a suit? No, it's a tax collector! (jumps inside SpongeBob) Hide us, SpongeBob! (takes the register in with him) We'll just walk nonchalantly to the rear exit. (man knocks on the door again but holding up a business card up)<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': He's got a card. (reading business card) R.A. Penny Pincher: Vending Supplies.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': (opening SB's mouth)What? My machine has arrived?! (Opens SpongeBob by his mouth painfully and getting out) Oh, let 'em in, let 'em in, let 'em in.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''R.A. Penny Pincher''': Bring it in, boys.(the workers bring in a big machine covered with a cloak)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': That's it, set her down easy. (putting it down)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''R.A. Penny Pincher''': Here are the keys, Mr. Krabs. Happy vending!(He goes)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': What is it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': Only the greatest money maker since the Krabby Patty. Gentlemen, meet ''skill crane''. (He pulls off the cloak revealing a grab machine with toys in it)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Ooh, skill crane.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': At a quarter a pop, this thing will pay for itself in no time. Which reminds me, step up boys. First one's free. (takes out two golden coins)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (takes coin)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': No thanks, I'll pass.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': Come on Squidward, you know you want to.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': (sighs) Ok, if you insist. (takes coin, puts it in his pocket and goes) Thanks.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward! In the machine.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Alright, alright. (puts coin in machine and moves crane) Oh boy, what fun. (crane almost pulls out a dinosaur)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Skill Crane''': You lose!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Did you see that, SpongeBob? I almost got that on my first try!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': My work here is done. (He goes)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': They don't call me &quot;Squidward 'Manual Dexterity' Tentacles&quot; for nothing. (moves his tentacles up and down and SpongeBob imitates him)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Well, why don't I give it a try.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Haha, good luck. You'll...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Skill Crane''': Dayum!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': It's a bear! I'm gonna call you 'Beary'.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Heh, beginner's luck. Now it's the masters turn. (puts another coin in and grabs a toy cat. He presses the button and the crane pulls it up but drops it)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Skill Crane''': Loser!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Wow, Squidward, you flipped him over. That takes an awful amount of skill.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Well thank you for saying so.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Beary says he's getting lonely. Don't worry Beary I'll get you a friend. (enters a coin in the skill crane)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Ha! If you think you're winning that thing again...<br /> <br /> '''Skill Crane''': Winner!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': There ya go, Beary. (gives the toy cat to him)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Oh, I loosened that one up for you. You would've never won that without my skill.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Wow, thanks for your help, Squidward. (walks off)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Hmph. I bet I could win at this thing the very next time I try. Now all I have to do is... (thought bubble with Mr. Krabs in it appears above Squidward as he frowns in recalling)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': At a quarter a pop, this thing pays for itself in no time.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Ha! I'm not falling for that malarkey.(Points at the skill crane and smugly walks off. later, Squidward is behind the register)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a toy blue sea horse from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a rabbit from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a two-headed pink sea serpent from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (laughing from the kitchen) Ok, Mrs. Wiggles, order up. Beary cooked this one all by himself. Oh, he makes me so <br /> proud.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Skill Crane''': (distinct scratchy voice) Squid-ward. (crane swinging back and forth to say hi) Squid-ward.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': (sighs) What the...alright. Let's get this over with. (Reaches in his pockets to get some coins)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some change? (takes Squidward’s dollar and gives him four coins in exchange) There ya are.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Gee, thanks.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': No, no Mr. Squidward. Thank you. (Squidward inserts coin in machine)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Skill Crane''': You lose.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some more change? (gives Squidward more coins but Squidward keeps on losing over and over, dollar after dollar)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Skill Crane''': You lose!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some change?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': No.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': What? Why?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Because...I'm...all...out...of...MONEY!!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': All out of...? Hmmm. (later, comes out of his office) Boys, it's payday.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': (gasps) But, Mr. Krabs, today is Monday.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': What the...no it's payday me boy. (gives him money) Here's your check SpongeBob.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': (goes) Money, money, money, money, money, money.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': I took the liberty of turning your paycheck into quarters. Just in case you wanna, oh I dunno, do laundry, buy a soda or something. (Grins)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Very funny, Mr. Krabs. If I can't win one of those stupid things with this quarter, I'm walking away.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Narrator''': Six hours later...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': (Squidward sitting on ground with empty bag over head) Pardon me, Squidward. SpongeBear Junior here wants me to win him a little brother. (Squidward scoots to the side while SpongeBob inserts a coin into the machine)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Skill Crane''': You are a winner. (a toy clown fish and duckling come out)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Huh?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Two in one quarter? That's not fair. (puts in the clown fish) What's that 'frown clown'? You'd rather sit next to the 'lovely lion'? (takes the crane and moves a toy octopus and puts the toy clown fish in the middle of a toy lion and pig) There you are, nice and cozy. See ya later, Squidward.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': (scoots his way into his house and then sits on his couch) A little mind-numbing television ought to help me forget about that stupid machine. (tries to pick up the remote but every time he tries, he is unsuccessful and it alarms like the skill crane. Uses his eye instead) Ye-ahh!(he sinks to the floor. Cut to Squidward now in bed) You had a rough day, Squiddy. But that doesn't mean tomorrow won't be better. (tries to pull his covers but he can't and they make sounds of the loud alarm like the skill crane) Ooh, phooey! (shivers and tries to pick up the glass of water by his bed but drops it and breaks it as it makes another alarmy sound) I gotta win that crane!!! (runs through his closet door and gets the piggy bank who sniffs a tear. Later, SpongeBob enters the Krusty Krab and freaks out at what he sees when he enters. Squidward is on the floor with his arms on the crane like bowing and begging) Just once! Please, oh please, let me win one time!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Squid, I think you have a problem.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': No he doesn't. You don't listen to him, Squidward. You keep playing until you win! (takes out hundreds of quarters that were put in the machine and pours them into a bucket. A piece of rolled paper drops into the bucket) What's this?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': The deed to my house.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': Okey-dokey, then. Carry on.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Oh! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! If I can just win once, I'd never play again! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Hey, you want me to tell you the secret of how to win on this machine?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': (gasps) SpongeBob, there's a secret?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Tell me the secret.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Are you ready to be a winner?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Yes.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Yeah?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Yeah.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Yes?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Yes.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Yes?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': SpongeBob! The secret?!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Ok, Squidward, ok. I face the crane. Deposit my quarter. Then I close my eyes.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Close your eyes?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Quiet, Squidward. I'm being the crane.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Oh, that's ludi--&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Skill Crane''': Winner!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': See? Now you try.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': This is ridiculous. If I close my eyes, how will I know where the...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Squidward, do you wanna win or not?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': (presses face against machine) Yes, yes, I do!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Ok, Squidward, put your quarter in.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': But, this is my last quarter.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': In the machine, Squidward.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Ok-ok.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Close your eyes. (Squidward does) Now be the crane. (while SpongeBob is telling him this, Squidward is playing the game and getting a brown bear) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Skill Crane''': Winner!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Whoo-hoo! Yeah! I knew I could do it. I'm a winner!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': You're a winner!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': I am a winner, aren't I? Winner, winner, winner! (twirls) Wiiiiiinner. (over loud-speaker) I'M A WINNER EVERYBODY! YOU HEAR THAT?! (cricket chirps due to the empty restaurant. Squidward goes into Mr. Krabs office) I'm...a winner.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': (frowns) That's funny. Last I checked you were a cashier.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Yuk it up all you want, Mr. Krabs. But just remember, you're yukking in the presence of a winner! Ha! (runs out and slams door)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': I'll try to remember that. 3,498 of Squidward's quarters...3,499 of Squidward's quarters...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Triple decker, on deck.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': (slams door in SpongeBob face) Make way for the winner! (door opens to SpongeBob having the triple decker <br /> hanging out of his mouth like an accordion)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Skill Crane''': You lose! (little kid sighs)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': You didn't win the prize?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Billy''': No.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': You know what that means?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Billy''': No, what?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': It means you have no skills and you're a loser! (laughs) I'm the winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and <br /> cries! (laughs; Billy kicks Squidward in the leg) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (continues &quot;ow&quot;ing. Later, Squidward and SpongeBob are walking out the <br /> Krusty Krab) Did you see how I handled that crane?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': I sure did.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': I just closed my eyes and became the crane.(SpongeBob is becoming irritated) <br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh.<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': I think I had the magic touch.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': (boringly) Oh, yeah, you're the man.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look. (a real crane is just a few yards away. Squidward runs to it)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Uhh, Squidward I don't think the same principles apply.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Be the crane.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Wait, Squidward!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Be the crane. (picks up an I-beam)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': He did it. Yay, Squidward!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Construction Worker''': You know this guy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': Yeah, that's Squidward. He's got the magic touch. (pokes the construction worker) Ding. (Squidward knocks a bunch of buildings in the &quot;Your New Mall&quot; over with the I-beam) Tada! (notices the mess as the workers look in furious frustration) Ah! Squidward, open your eyes!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': (opens eyes) Oh, uhh, be the crane. Be the crane. (could not control crane and he ends up waving the I-beam and smashes away the construction workers by the beam. The crane charges uncontrollable towards SpongeBob) Look out, SpongeBob. I can't stop! <br /> (crane chases after SpongeBob &amp; workers as SpongeBob runs with his eyes after gasping) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane. Okay, don't be the crane! Don't be the crane!!<br /> (crane spins around fast holding the beam like a helicopter; Squidward screams as he is spun around in the crane; the workers and SpongeBob scream as they rush to safety. The crane flies off a hill and heads towards the Krusty Krab as the workers duck inside the restaurant. The crane crashes into the Krusty Krab destroying it)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Mr. Krabs''': What the?!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': (walks out when trying to flee) Oh my. Oh my. Time to go, Teddy. (bumps into large construction worker as more surround him)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Construction Worker''': Just where do you think you're going, crane master?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Construction Worker #2''': You ain't going anywhere. (They prepare to beat up Squidward but notice the crane claw fly down; SpongeBob is in the crane closing his eyes.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SpongeBob''': (whistles) Hang on, buddy. I got ya. (uses crane to get Squidward but instead gets his bear) I guess I can only <br /> pick up toys.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> (The construction workers growl as they prepare to beat Squidward up)<br /> <br /> '''Squidward''': Uh-oh!<br /> <br /> {{Transcripts/Season 4}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 4]]<br /> [[Category:Transcript]]</div>

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<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Plot: Sandy, SpongeBob and Squidina go on a trip to the moon, however, they don't know that something is lurking between...but what is it? <br /> <br /> Characters: Sandy, SpongeBob, Squidina, Cow, Kelly Gilronan</div>

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<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Transcript|Accidents Will Happen|Perfect Chemistry|The Other Patty}}<br /> <br /> {{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab, which is surrounded by boats. In his office, Mr. Krabs is checking his money records. He hears shouting from outside]''}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the-?! ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}}<br /> {{L|Customer|Where's the dude in the boat, man? WHERE'S THE DUDE IN THE BOAT!?}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the- ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the customer, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SPONGEBOB! Where in Poseidon's pattyhole is that sorry excuse for a cashier?}}<br /> {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry excuse for a cash-?&quot; Oooooh! You mean Squidward.}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. WHERE IS HEAll you bands who are studying our grooves<br /> And copping all our truths<br /> And stealing all our moves?!}}<br /> {{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh. He requires ''[privacy]'', does he? ''[the sound of a chain snapping is heard, followed by a loud crash. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs burst into the storage room]'' What's all the ruckus?! ''[A shelf has partially collapsed, and there are buns scattered in a heap all over the floor. Squidward emerges from the pile, rubbing his head and groaning. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' Oh no! Please, no! This is terrible! ''[he bursts into tears]'' Are you hurt?}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[He picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[he bursts into tears again]''}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs continues sobbing]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs sobs even louder]'' MR. KRABS! ''[he stops sobbing]'' Your shelf collapsed on me, and I twisted my ankle. ''[He lifts up his tentacle, which is badly twisted]''}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|I didn't even know you had ankles.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|As if working here wasn't bad enough, now I've been injured on the job.}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Injured? On the job?! Oh no! That would mean...}}<br /> {{L|SpongeBob|It's all right here, Mr. Krabs.''[Mr. Krabs turns and looks as SpongeBob moves some boxes aside to reveal a poster with &quot;OWS&quot; written on it]'' The Bikini Bottom OWS Worker Safety Guidlines. Let's see, it says here...blah blah blah blah, accident... blah https://twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/898548691929149443 blah blah blah, owner negligence... blah blah blah blah, substantial fines.}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Substantial fines?! ''[he turns back to Squidward, laughing nervously]'' You know, Squidward... uh... I can't really let the OWS hear about this, you know. ''[laughs nervously. Squidward smirks]''}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|Really? Well, maybe I should give them a call. ''[picks up a phone]''}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well All you bands who are studying our grooves<br /> And copping all our truths<br /> And stealing all our moves, Squidward! ''[laughs nervously]'' Let's not be hasty! ''[Squidward puts down the phone]'' I'll take care of your poor little ankle personally. ''[he turns around]'' SpongeBob! Squidward needs first aid ''[SpongeBob looks delighted]''}}<br /> {{L|SpongeBob|First aid? Fear not, injured co-worker, ''[he runs over to Squidward, now wearing a hospital hat and jacket and a stethoscope]'' for I am certified.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|Oh, no no no, don't touch me! ''[SpongeBob grabs Squidward's nose and runs his stethoscope over it]'' SpongeBob, would you mind letting go of my nose?}}<br /> {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure. ''[he lets go of Squidward's nose, and it flies back, hitting Squidward]''}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|Ow! [''he takes the end of SpongeBob's stet And the one thing you can't hide is all the fear you feel insidehoscope and shouts into the end of it''] GET AWAY FROM ME!!!}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Please don't report me to the OWS. I'll do anything. Anything for you.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|Hmm? Anything? ''[cuts to scene wherand no i didn't just think of this i'm just lazye MYou know Netflix would never pull stunts like this. I have half a mind to boycott Adult Swim and get Rick and Mortyr. Krabs lays Squidward down]''}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you need anything, just let me know.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|I could sure use a pillow.}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ok.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|And another one for my foot. Fluff it.}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered]'' What did you say?}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|I said, &quot;fluff it.&quot;}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[mocking tone]'' fluff your pillow, I'll fluff your pillow.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|''[angered]'' What?}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh nothing.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|And also, looks like you'll have to take over for me.}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, at least there's not that much customers anyway. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to seen where Spongebob holds a clipboard.]''}}<br /> {{L|Spongebob|Mr. Krabs, I finished the OWS report. Question 1: Was the accident the cause of criminal negligence. ''[Mr. Krabs screams]'' Mr. Krabs, what is criminal negligence.}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|It's what criminals wear when they go to bed. ''[whispering]'m I think Mr. Squidward is hiding something from us, and I want you to figure out what it is.}}<br /> {{L|Spongebob|Can do, Mr. Krabs.}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh. ''[whispering]'' You gotta keep it a secret from Squidward. ''[Cuts to scene where Spongebob tries to figure out the cause of the accident]''}}<br /> {{L|Spongebob|Hmm? Huh? If I'm gonna solve this problem, I'm gonna need an assistant. ''[Cuts to scene where Patrick is shown]'' Ok, when you take a bun, I'm gonna hit you with the shelf. ''[Patrick shouts]'' Looks like we'll have to do it again.}}<br /> {{L|Patrick|Uhh, do what again? Ow!}}<br /> {{L|Spongebob|Ok, one more time.}}<br /> {{L|Patrick|Ow! ''[cuts to scene where Squidward relaxes on Krusty Krab roof]''}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|After tea, I'd like a tentacle massage.}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|I ain't touching your tentacles with a 10-ft ankling.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|''[on phone]'' Hello, I'd like a tentacle massage....''[Mr. Krabs chews on phone]''}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be right back. How's the solution coming?}}<br /> {{L|Spongebob|Not happening yet, but we're working on it. ''[Mr. Krabs sighs]''}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|''[clearing throat]'' I'm waiting!}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|Coming!}}<br /> {{L|Bill|''[clearing throat]'' Anybody there? Hello?}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered, muttering]'' Oh, for the love of peat moss.}}<br /> {{L|Bill|Uh aren't you gonna wash your......''[groaning]''}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I need to keep this up?}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long full recovery. Plus, don't forget about my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams &amp; then cries]'' ''[customers mutter in anger]''}}<br /> {{L|OWS Manager|Office Working Society.}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Squidward, after all I've done for you, you've called the OWS.}}<br /> {{L|Spongebob|He didn't call him Mr. Krabs, we did. We wanted to find out what the real problem is. Right Patrick?}}<br /> {{L|Patrick|Uh, breakfast, green, Finland. ''[cuts to scene where they all investigate the accident]''}}<br /> {{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occurred. Would anyone tell me what happened.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to. ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can live the whole tragic episode, if I must. It was just another day at the Krusty Krab, when suddYou know Netflix would never pull stunts like this. I have half a mind to boycott Adult Swim and get Rick and Mortyenly I saw, a patty bun with 10 seeds instead of 11. May I take that?}}<br /> {{L|Bill|What a nice and charming individual.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|But then, I tripped and feel, and then I cried for help. ''[crying]'' Help! Help! But the worst part was that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}<br /> {{L|OWS Manager|Oh, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved. ''[types random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... dollar!}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[blinking, gasping]'' Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh, Why, why, why?! ''[gasps]'' Hold on a sec. that's my security surveillance camera.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' WHAT?!?}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened. ''[Squidward is going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You!! Ffffaker. Not to mention that you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|What are you gonna do?}}<br /> {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}}<br /> {{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Krabs gets pampered. Krabs sighs. Squid gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back he screams in sorrowness.]''}}<br /> <br /> And the one thing you can't hide is all the fear you feel inside</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Club_Spongebob 2017-08-19T08:01:22Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* remember that episode when spongebob was eating breakfast and then hhe climbed through the kitchen window */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>== A!R Head ==<br /> <br /> Hey It's Me Club Spongebob<br /> <br /> {{Welcome}}<br /> <br /> BTW, don't put your last name, it's a major target for vandals all over the world! [[User:DJ WikiBob|DJDrawk]] 13:29, 26 April 2010 (PDT)DJ WikiBob<br /> <br /> == User pic? ==<br /> <br /> How do you put a user pic on your user page? PLEASE ANSWER!!!<br /> <br /> :If you tell me what kind of picture you want of spongebob just tell me. ;) - [[User:AMTV|AMTV]] 18:57, 19 March 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> == pic ==<br /> <br /> How 'bout a pic of SpongeBob holding The Magic Conch<br /> <br /> == spong,bob is a pretty good show ==<br /> <br /> Remember That Episode when<br /> <br /> == PUBLIC MESSAGE TO 173.186.202.48 ==<br /> <br /> i will Factually beat your ass<br /> <br /> == Apophenia ==<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> How could the street light Blink on and off and Spell out all your thoughts? That thing you thought you heard me say: I didn’t say that thing That is crazy You’re completely crazy Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me <br /> Picture of a hunched old lady holding a dog and Telling you what to do Seemingly random arrangement of turbid material Telling you what to do It’s only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you’ll be saying that I’ve been Hallucinating you all along <br /> Everyone has got a feeling in the gut You can’t just tune it out Don’t look at me like that <br /> It’s only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you’ll be saying that I’ve been Hallucinating you all along <br /> Everyone has got an alien in the gut Someday it will emerge Don’t look at me like that <br /> Middleburgh Police Department how may I direct your call? Please speak more slowly I’m only getting every other word Person I don’t recognize motioning to roll down the window I’m Only getting every other word That is crazy You’re completely crazy Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me <br /> Next thing you will say I’ve been hallucinating you all along Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me<br /> <br /> == remember that episode when spongebob was eating breakfast and then hhe climbed through the kitchen window ==<br /> <br /> ''♫ And the one thing you can't hide is all the fear you feel inside ♫''</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Club_Spongebob 2017-05-11T13:28:22Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Apophenia */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>== A!R Head ==<br /> <br /> Hey It's Me Club Spongebob<br /> <br /> {{Welcome}}<br /> <br /> BTW, don't put your last name, it's a major target for vandals all over the world! [[User:DJ WikiBob|DJDrawk]] 13:29, 26 April 2010 (PDT)DJ WikiBob<br /> <br /> == User pic? ==<br /> <br /> How do you put a user pic on your user page? PLEASE ANSWER!!!<br /> <br /> :If you tell me what kind of picture you want of spongebob just tell me. ;) - [[User:AMTV|AMTV]] 18:57, 19 March 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> == pic ==<br /> <br /> How 'bout a pic of SpongeBob holding The Magic Conch<br /> <br /> == spong,bob is a pretty good show ==<br /> <br /> Remember That Episode when<br /> <br /> == PUBLIC MESSAGE TO 173.186.202.48 ==<br /> <br /> i will Factually beat your ass<br /> <br /> == Apophenia ==<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> How could the street light Blink on and off and Spell out all your thoughts? That thing you thought you heard me say: I didn’t say that thing That is crazy You’re completely crazy Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me <br /> Picture of a hunched old lady holding a dog and Telling you what to do Seemingly random arrangement of turbid material Telling you what to do It’s only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you’ll be saying that I’ve been Hallucinating you all along <br /> Everyone has got a feeling in the gut You can’t just tune it out Don’t look at me like that <br /> It’s only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you’ll be saying that I’ve been Hallucinating you all along <br /> Everyone has got an alien in the gut Someday it will emerge Don’t look at me like that <br /> Middleburgh Police Department how may I direct your call? Please speak more slowly I’m only getting every other word Person I don’t recognize motioning to roll down the window I’m Only getting every other word That is crazy You’re completely crazy Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me <br /> Next thing you will say I’ve been hallucinating you all along Pretty soon you’ll be telling me that you’ve Had enough and you’re leaving me</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2017-05-10T17:36:43Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One,<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom, <br /> Club SpongeBob, <br /> The Camping Episode, <br /> Sand Castle in the Sand, <br /> Chum Bucket Supreme, <br /> Pure Scumbag Tactics are the Only Way to Win,<br /> Aryan Ressurection,<br /> Superman's Bulge Needs to Be Made Off Model,<br /> What Opacity is Matt This Week?,<br /> Drenched in Liam Milk.<br /> WOOLIE'S BACK IN,<br /> WE ARE VR,<br /> We Are All Wauigi,<br /> Tequila in One Hand, Katana in the Other,<br /> If Kevin Sorbo Dies, WE DIE,<br /> The Man-Train Needs to Be Tightly-Knit,<br /> The Good Stuff comes from the 3rd Ass-chamber,<br /> SKYCRIMES,<br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 🚲<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| 1-800-YOUTUBE.COM thats my name<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Club_Spongebob 2017-05-10T17:34:53Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* PUBLIC MESSAGE TO 173.186.202.48 */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>== A!R Head ==<br /> <br /> Hey It's Me Club Spongebob<br /> <br /> {{Welcome}}<br /> <br /> BTW, don't put your last name, it's a major target for vandals all over the world! [[User:DJ WikiBob|DJDrawk]] 13:29, 26 April 2010 (PDT)DJ WikiBob<br /> <br /> == User pic? ==<br /> <br /> How do you put a user pic on your user page? PLEASE ANSWER!!!<br /> <br /> :If you tell me what kind of picture you want of spongebob just tell me. ;) - [[User:AMTV|AMTV]] 18:57, 19 March 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> == pic ==<br /> <br /> How 'bout a pic of SpongeBob holding The Magic Conch<br /> <br /> == spong,bob is a pretty good show ==<br /> <br /> Remember That Episode when<br /> <br /> == PUBLIC MESSAGE TO 173.186.202.48 ==<br /> <br /> i will Factually beat your ass</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_SpongeBob_Meets_the_Strangler 2017-05-10T17:22:17Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Dialogue */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: The Sponge Who Could Fly|Plankton's Army]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Pranks a Lot|Pranks a Lot]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br /> *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[TattleTale Strangler]]<br /> *[[Police]]<br /> *Tough Guys<br /> *[[Larry the Lobster]]<br /> *Party Guests<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> (first scene at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is waiting to punch his card in)<br /> <br /> [[SpongeBob]]: Wait for it... (the clock hand almost ticks to 8:00, but stops, then goes again. When it strikes 8:00, SpongeBob punches in then jumps in the air. The scene pauses him in mid-air)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ''Voice: On Time Percentage: 100%.'' (the scene starts again. Squidward walks up to the time clock)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Another day, another migraine. Heh, heh, mi-- (scene pauses again)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ''Voice: On Time Percentage: 12%.'' (the screen un-pauses)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: --graine. Heh, heh, heh.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ahh, isn't it great working at the Krusty Krab, Squidward? Huh? Isn't it? Working here?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Yeah, great.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Yeah.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Yeah.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Aww, yeah.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: (getting annoyed) Yes...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hold that thought, Squidward. I'm doing the parking lot for early morning litter patrol. May Neptune shine <br /> brightly on my harvest. (laughs. SpongeBob walks out with a bunch of trash stuff with him) Litter. (picks up trash) Looks <br /> like someone missed the trash basket, huh, Mr. Candy wrapper? (laughs) Kids these days. (another piece of trash falls to <br /> the ground) I've never seen such an epidemic! Well, at least it's all over now. (more trash falls to the ground and <br /> SpongeBob picks them up in a hurry. After he finishes, one more parachutes to the ground, infuriating him) '''WHERE IS ALL THIS GODDAMN LITTER COMING FROM!!!!!!?!''' (SpongeBob notices someone tossing trash out <br /> of a car) Not on my watch. (walks up to the car) Sir, I will have you know it's against the law to litter.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[TattleTale Strangler]]: Heh, what're you gonna do, call the [[police]]? (police arrive)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Yes. (police begin to handcuff the Strangler. They walk past him in single-file and continue cuffing him)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: How's it going, Lieutenant?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Well, let's just say I hope our litterbug there saved room for his just desserts. (laughs) Yeah, just <br /> desserts.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: Whatever. Huh? (notices the Strangler in the police car) SpongeBob, don't you know who that is?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Who?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: That's the Tattletale Strangler.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Who?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: The Tattletale Strangler! (shows SpongeBob a 'WANTED' poster of the Strangler) He's promised to strangle <br /> anyone who turns him in. <br /> <br /> (STRANGLER ROARING)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: He seems kind of angry with us, eh, Squidward? (SpongeBob notices Squidward is gone) Squidward? Squidward?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[police|Officer Malley]]: You're gonna do time, Strangler. Hard time. (SpongeBob walks up to the police)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hi, officers. So, he's going to jail, right?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Officer Nancy]]: Who, Strangler?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Yeah, Strangler.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Nancy: Oh, yeah, he's going to jail for a long time. (Strangler draws SpongeBob on the backseat)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hey, that looks like me! (Strangler begins hitting on the headrest then laughs. SpongeBob screams)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Nancy: Don't worry, SpongeBob. He won't be able to strangle you.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Malley: Yeah. We got him chained up real good. He'll never get away.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Nancy: Oops, not again! (Strangler is missing)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Malley: Yep, he got away. (SpongeBob shrieks then walks up to the police)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You nice officers will protect me, right?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Nancy: We ain't bodyguards, kid.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Malley: Yeah, give us a call if you see him again...tattletale. (they drive off)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Those officers are right. I need a bodyguard! (runs into the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs! There's a maniac after me! <br /> I need a bodyguard.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (laughs) I wasn't five-time ''Golden Claws'' in the navy for nothin'! When he sees me moves, he'll be running <br /> scared. So, where is this little bully? Down at the park? The sodey shop? What does he look like, eh, boy?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: This would be him, [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]. (takes out a wanted poster)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Aaaaaaaaah! The Tattletale Strangler? (his eyes go into his body) Go away, SpongeBob! Take your death cloud with <br /> you! (scene cuts to SpongeBob showing the wanted poster to people. Shows it to Larry, who turns into a real lobster on a <br /> plate. Then a construction worker, who hops away on his jackhammer, and some guys at the [[Tough Tavern]], who run out panicking)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (at the bus stop) Ugh, that's it. I gotta get out of town 'til I can find a bodyguard. (Strangler is on the <br /> bench reading a newspaper)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: ''Bodyguard'', huh? I might be able to help you out. (SpongeBob walks over)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You don't understand, mister. I need protection from the scariest guy in town. Here's his picture. (holds up <br /> the wanted poster. The Strangler reveals himself wearing a Fake Mustache)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Heh heh, he doesn't look so tough.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands! I hope they're not dirty. <br /> (Strangler holds up his filthy hands and laughs. Before the Strangler starts to strangle SpongeBob, a bus of people drive up to the bus stop then leave)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Huh? Uh-oh. Uhh, there's too many witnesses around here. (walks up to SpongeBob) Listen, kid. I could be your <br /> bodyguard. Here's my card.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hmm, looks good to me. You're hired! I feel safer already. What's next? (a five cent sticker is hanging from <br /> the Strangler's fake mustache)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Well, the maniac could be anywhere, wearing a disguise. He could be that old man. (he points to an old guy <br /> with a walker) Or that baby. (points to a baby in a stroller)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Or that pebble. Or that stick. Or that receipt for the '''Phony Baloney Mustache Emporium'''!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Huh? Uhh, that's mine. (picks it up and puts it in his pocket)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh, bodyguard, my body is in your guarding hands. What do we do first?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Well, I suggest we go to a nice, quiet, secluded location, uh, like behind an old dumpster or a dark alley...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: We could go to my house and turn off all the lights!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Perfect. That way no one can hear you being strangled...err, I mean, uhh, protected. (laughs as the lights <br /> grow dim) Perfect. (SpongeBob laughs diabolically until he turns the lights on again)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ah, but first I gotta do a few errands.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Uhh, okay, but let's make it quick.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Quick is my middle name! (scene cuts to the grocery store) Let's see...paper towels. This one says 'best paper <br /> towel around' this one says 'best paper towel in town'. Hmm...in town...around...in town...around...what do you think, <br /> bodyguard?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Whatever gets us to your house quicker.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I'll take both! (scene cuts to 'Dry Cleaning While-U-Wait')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Inhabitants of Bikini Bottom|Dry Cleaner]]: Here you go, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Mr. SquarePants]]. (he hands him his clothes)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hmmm.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Dry Cleaner: Is there something wrong?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I'm not sure if these are my pants. (scene cuts to the perfume store where SpongeBob sprays some perfume on <br /> his wrist and holds it up to the Strangler) How about this one, bodyguard? Too overbearing?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Can we just go to [[SpongeBob's House|your house]]?! (scene cuts to SpongeBob’s house)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Here we are, SquarePants Manor! Bodyguard, let me just take this opportunity to say you're the best bodyguard <br /> a fella could hope to have.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: All right, enough of the sappy talk! Open the door so I can strangle you... I mean, uhh, choke you... I mean, <br /> uhh, crush your windpipe...gah, I mean...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Protect me?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Thanks.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Don't mention it, Strangler. (gasps) I mean, bodyguard. Now where'd I put my key?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Narrator]]: Twenty minutes later... (SpongeBob is still searching for his key)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Well, I can't find 'em. You wanna take a look?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Forget the key, let's climb through this window. (struggles reaching for the window) I can't reach it. Do you think you could hop up on my shoulders, kid? <br /> <br /> (SpongeBob is wearing cleats)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Sure! With these spiky cleats, anything is possible! (jumps onto the Strangler) Ya!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Cleats? (SpongeBob's feet land in the Stranglers eyes. The Strangler screams) Get your feet out of my eye <br /> sockets! (SpongeBob starts tugging at his legs)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas! (Strangler runs around in pain)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Narrator: Six hours later... (Strangler is still running around until he pulls SpongeBob’s feet out of his eyes. Scene <br /> cuts to the Strangler with bandages on his eyes)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Don't be mad, bodyguard. Let me just grab the key I keep under the mat and we can get inside. (Strangler has <br /> an explosion come out of his head because he is so mad) There you are, you little rascal. Now, to put the key in the <br /> lock, which should activate the tumblers, thus opening the door. (Strangler sneaks up behind SpongeBob ready to strangle <br /> him. SpongeBob opens the door and walks in) Step inside...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Close the door...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (closes door) Well, here we are!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: I've finally got you all alone! (laugh evilly)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I know, Isn't it great? (laughs. Strangler picks up SpongeBob) Ooh.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Now you're gonna get yours...tattletale! (lights turn on)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> All: Surprise! (all of SpongeBob's friends are in his house cheering. They drop a sign that says 'Congratulations, <br /> SpongeBob! 100% On Time!')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: A surprise party to celebrate my perfect on-time percentage at work? Oh, how'd you guys know?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: It's on the invitations you sent us. (holds an invitation up) Let's boogie! (everyone parties. The Strangler <br /> sits down in SpongeBob's chair. Scene cuts to the end of the party)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Bye, everybody, thanks for coming! Bye Mr. Krabs, bye [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]], bye [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], bye [[Larry]], bye [[Pearl]], bye [[Mrs. Puff]], bye Squidward, bye all the rest (everyone else leaves walks back into the house and laughs) Ahh, alone at last. (the Strangler wakes up)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: What? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? (SpongeBob closes the door) So, we're all alone now?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Just you, me, and the floorboards. (Strangler and SpongeBob begin laughing again) Yeah. (there's a knock on <br /> the door. SpongeBob opens it)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> All: Happy birthday, SpongeBob!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: How did you guys know today is my birthday?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: We just do what the invitations say. Let's boogie some more! (everyone parties again. Scene cuts to end of party)<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Thanks for coming! (closes the door) Whoo! (laughs) Alone again.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Is it true? Everybody's gone?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Uh-huh.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: No more parties today? You got everything you need now? Everybody's left? We're completely alone?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh yeah.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: In that case... (laughs diabolically until Patrick appears out of nowhere)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Great parties, huh?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Oh...sorry, [[Patrick|Tubby]], you've gotta go.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Wait! We can trust Patrick. He's my best friend.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Well, I can't take any chances. For all we know, he could be the Strangler.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: I'm the Strangler? Oh, I should've known! I gotta turn myself in! (runs through the wall)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: So, Patrick's the Strangler. Gee, you think you know a guy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: ''''HE'S NOT THE STRANGLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: He's not?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: (rips his mustache off) '''I AM'''!!!!!!!!!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Oh, it's a fake, you idiot! I bought it at the party store! (everyone comes back)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Squidward: Did someone say 'party'? (Strangler screams and runs out through the wall) &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''<br /> <br /> Strangler: I can't take it!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (runs after him) Wait, bodyguard, I need protection! (Strangler gets into a taxi)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Step on it! I'm being chased by a maniac! (SpongeBob chases after the taxi)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I'm not safe! Come back! (taxi goes to the [[Bikini Bottom|Airport]] and drives onto a plane)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Finally, away from that guy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Good idea, bodyguard. He'll never find us up here. (Strangler screams then jumps out of the plane. He pulls <br /> his parachute cord then notices it is actually SpongeBob) Good thinking, bodyguard. The Strangler could have been on that <br /> plane. (Strangler takes out a pair of scissors and cuts the strings off the parachute and plummets right into the [[Bikini <br /> Bottom Police Station Jail]]. SpongeBob comes running up to him) Bodyguard, bodyguard!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: Look, kid. I'm not your bodyguard. (cries) I'm the Strangler. See? (points to the 'WANTED' poster on the wall)<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (gasps) The Strangler! (police officers walk up)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Officer Nancy: Good work, SpongeBob. You put the Strangler behind bars.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Strangler: At least I'm safe from that ''yellow (dyk that 'retard' is a slur and last time i checked slurs are pretty bad dude! just a tip from Hit Human Club Spongebob''. (Patrick is in the same cell as the Strangler)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Hey, Bro, what're you in for?<br /> <br /> {{Transcripts/Season 3}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 3]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Wet_Painters 2017-05-10T17:18:47Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Dialogue */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: Rock-A-Bye Bivalve|Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Krusty Krab Training Video|Krusty Krab Training Video]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[Wet Painters]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br /> *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (cameo)<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> French Narrator: A slow day at The Krusty Krab.<br /> <br /> Spongebob: Hey, Squidward, check this out. (''holds up a raw patty in each hand'') Two ordinary Krabby Patties, but when expertly <br /> tossed with the skill of a champ, they become... (''throws them on the floor and SpongeBob slides the patties across the room, Patrick jumps out of nowhere with his feet landing on the patties'')<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: A one-way ticket to '''PAIN...!''' (''slams into the wall'')<br /> <br /> (''Cut to Mr. Krabs in his office. Window falls on ground from Patrick's crash and glass breaks'')<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> (''Cut back to outside the office. Spongebob is in Patrick's mouth with a mop in hand while Patrick slides offscreen to the left'')<br /> <br /> Spongebob: Heave-''ho''! (''crashes'') &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> (''Office door slams open, Mr. Krabs storms out'')<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: What the devil fish is going on out here? Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money! And ''that's'' just sick.<br /> <br /> Spongebob: But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: What stupid barnacle told you that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> (''Cut to Squidward at the register with a magazine in his hands'')<br /> <br /> Squidward: (with a suspicious grin) Uhhhhh...<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> (''Cut back to Spongbob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs'')<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I’ve got something real important for you to do for me. <br /> <br /> (''scene cuts to outside Mr. Krabs' home, Mr. Krabs talking to Spongebob and Patrick'') <br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Now, are you men ready for your super...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Spongebob &amp; Patrick: (''eyes get wide'') Super.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Special?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Spongebob &amp; Patrick: (''eyes get bigger and lips tremble'') Special.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (whispering) Secret?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Spongebob &amp; Patrick: (''faces are small as they whisper'') Secret.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Assignment? &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Spongebob &amp; Patrick: (''eyes get crazy-like and sobbing while shouting incoherently'') <br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: The two of you are to paint the inside of me house! (''opens Mr. Krabs' front door, showing inside'')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick: (''Jumping into the air'') Yay!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (''Charges them from the right, in a stern tone'') But, let me give you two a warning. (Holds up two buckets of paint) This here paint is ''absolutely permanent''. (shoves paint buckets into Spongebob and Patrick's hands) It will ''never'' come off. (Angrily) So if ''I'' see even ''ONE'' drop on ''ANYTHING'' but wall, (''Screams'') I'll have your asses cut off... (''holds up two empty plaques, each with their names on it'') ...and '''''MOUNTED OVER ME FIREPLACE!''''' (''Spongebob and Patrick backstep behind the open door, Mr. Krabs' tone becomes friendlier&quot;) So, have fun with the job. (''slams the door with the two inside the house'')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> (''Cut to inside the house, Spongebob and Patrick turn around and look inside'')<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Patrick?<br /> <br /> Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> (''Cut to a view of the inside of the room, with many objects clattered around the room'')<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. (''Puts his paint bucket down'') Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls?<br /> <br /> Patrick: (''Points at Spongebob'') No way, SpongeBob. We’re not getting paid to move stuff.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Patrick, we’re not getting paid at all.<br /> <br /> Patrick: Well, that’s what I said! We’re not getting paid and that’s final.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Okay, we’ll just paint around all this stuff.<br /> <br /> Patrick: Good, just don’t pay me.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: First we need to set out the tarp. ''[pulls out a tarp]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[grabs the other end of the tarp]'' Tarp ahoy! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick spread the tarp on the floor. The camera zooms out, showing that it is a tiny piece.]''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: We’re gonna need more coverage, Patrick. ''[scene cuts to more tarp on the floor, with the paint buckets where the first piece of tarp was]'' Now that's what I’m talking about! ''[nervous tone]'' Well, I guess we should open these cans of permanent paint now.<br /> <br /> Patrick: That will never, ever come off.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: And if we get it on anything, Mr. Krabs will cut our butts off.<br /> <br /> Patrick: And mount them on the wall. ''[SpongeBob takes a screwdriver and tries to open the lid by moving the screwdriver back and forth]'' Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob. SpongeBob, careful. Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob! CAREFUL, SPONGEBOB!!!!!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Patrick, the lid’s already off.<br /> <br /> Patrick: Oh. ''[happily]'' Now it’s my turn. ''[takes out a giant battleaxe and hits the paint can with it. SpongeBob hurriedly grabs the can.]''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[nervously]'' I'm thinking I should do this one too, Patrick. <br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> ''[He carefully opens the lid with same screwdriver as before. The lid opens, and a blob of paint jumps out. Spongebob and Patrick scream. The blob bounces off a piece of tarp. Spongebob and Patrick scream louder. The blob bounces off eight pieces of tarp, then lands back into the can.]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: Well, that was a rip-off.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. ''[holds up a large brush]'' Let’s get our brushes ready. ''[SpongeBob looks at the brush he's holding and starts sweating.]'' Uh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. ''[throws the brush offscreen. He gets a smaller paintbrush and pulls a hair out of his nose. Patrick does the same, and pulls it out with a huge mass of nosehair. Spongebob dips tip of his paintbrush into his paint can and walks to a wall]'' Alright, Patrick, gotta get started, ''[the camera zooms out to a huge, decorated wall]'' painting this wall ''[the camera zooms in to SpongeBob's face in front of the paintbrush.]'' with the permanent paint that we aren't allowed to get on anything ''[the camera zooms back out to the decorated wall]'' but the wall. ''[starts sweating]'' Well, here we go.<br /> <br /> ''[Cut to a timecard that says &quot;One Hour Later&quot;.]''<br /> <br /> Narrator: One hour later.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[looking exactly the same as the previous scene]'' Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I’ll be painting this wall.<br /> <br /> ''[Cut to a timecard that says &quot;Two Hours Later&quot;.]''<br /> <br /> Narrator: Two hours later.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[still standing in the same spot, but with a puddle of sweat under his feet]'' I’m getting to the painting.<br /> <br /> ''[Cut to a timecard that says &quot;Three Hours Later&quot;.]''<br /> <br /> Narrator: Three hours later.<br /> <br /> ''[The camera zooms out to reveal Patrick holding the timecard. Patrick is also sweating.]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[to SpongeBob]'' Can you move it along? I’m all out of time cards.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[still the same, but the puddle of sweat is bigger now]'' No problem. Here I go. ''[Zooms in to a space in the wall. Spongebob makes a vertical line of paint. He pulls the brush back and smiles gleefully. The paint then starts going down the wall.]'' Huh? (''blows it one direction then another then another until he gets a blowdryer and the paint glides off the wall in a bubble'') Yeah. ''[notices the big semen bubble.]'' Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Oh, I know... ''[takes a bubble wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble'') TWO giant cum bubbles!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: No!! ''[the two bubbles merge]'' Patrick?<br /> <br /> Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I don’t think this bubble can get much bigger.<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[with a bicycle pump into the bubble]'' ''[stupidly]'' Nonsense! (''blows up the bubble even bigger'')<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: PAT, NO!!!! (the bubble explodes. Semen splatters all over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. SpongeBob moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on the wall in the form of how he was standing'') We did it! We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of semen on anything but the... (''shrieks'') '''''HOLY SH*T, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT!?!?!??! ''[dramatic zoom and music to a dollar on the wall which has a dot of semen on it. SpongeBob’s eyes shatter like eggs and the insides drip on the floor. Spongebob then falls to the floor'') We’re dead, Patrick. Do you know what that is?<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[stupidly]'' Hmmm...it’s a dollar. I win!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: That’s not just a dollar. It’s Mr. Krabs' first dollar! His most prized possession! AND WE GOT F*CKING SEMEN ON IT!<br /> <br /> Patrick: I think you are overreacting SpongeBob, I don’t see any cum.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[takes the dollar of the wall]'' Okay, this isn’t a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. ''[tries to wipe the semen off with his tie but makes the semen even more noticeable with a huge diagonal slash along it.]'' There, I think I got it. (''wipes it more but it gets worse, the semen covering the whole dollar. SpongeBob shrieks.]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[pointing to the dollar with both hands]'' Oh, now I see it.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: This is not good, Patrick! This is not good! Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to his first dollar... ''[scene cuts to a fantasy of SpongeBob and Patrick's butts on the wall above the fireplace while Mr. Krabs is enjoying some tea by the fire.]''<br /> <br /> ''[Back in reality, SpongeBob and Patrick grab their butts and scream.]''<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, all we got to do is wash the semen off and Krabs will never know!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs said...<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[plugs SpongeBob's mouth]'' Forget what Mr. Krabs said! Every paint comes off with something! (''scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a washing machine'')<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick comes out from the washing machine with the dollar, still with semen on it, and bra on his head, in his hands'')<br /> <br /> Patrick: No. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob sanding the dollar in Patrick's hand]''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Did it work? ''[Patrick’s hands are gone]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: Nope. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob using a fire hose in a fire hydrant, Patrick screaming off-screen'')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick holds up the dollar that left a hole in his body from the force of the water, but place where dollar and hands were had no hole'')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Nope. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob banging the dollar Patrick is holding with a bat, while Patrick is wearing a neck brace, in a room with a lot of violent tools]''<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Nothing’s working!<br /> <br /> Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, we’re not cavemen! ''[walks over to a computer]'' We have technology. ''[picks up the computer and bangs it on the dollar six times. The camera zooms in on the dollar, all wrinkled.]''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: It didn’t work.<br /> <br /> Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs’ fault! If he hadn’t have hung that stupid dollar in the first place...I mean, it’s not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And w-<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet.<br /> <br /> Patrick: (''scoffs and looks for a dollar'') I don’t see where you’re going with this.(''notices dollar'') Hey, a dollar!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to...Patrick, no! (Patrick puts his dollar in a vending machine) Patrick! No...why did you put it... (the dollar comes out) AAH! Grab it, Pat, grab it! Hurry, hurry! (Patrick pushes it back in) Aww, Pat, no, no! (dollar comes out again) Get it, Pat, get it, get it! (''Spongebob starts stammering, Patrick slams it back in again using both hands flat up against the machine'') No-o-o-o-o-ooo! (''Patrick walks up with the chocolate bar he got to SpongeBob'')<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Patrick: Wanna bite?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Okay, okay, we still got time! ''[looks in a mirror]'' Don’t panic, SpongeBob. Panic is the enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome. ''[Mr. Krabs is heard humming &quot;Blow The Man&quot; outside the house]''<br /> <br /> Mirror SpongeBob: You’re on your own, pal. ''[walks away]''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: '''''AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!''''' Hurry Patrick, put Mr. Krabs' dollar back on the wall! I've got an idea. ''[Mr. Krabs enters his house. All the lights are off.]''<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: What the--?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[nervous]'' We’re all done, sir. Everything looks great.<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[also nervous]'' Yeah, you don’t have to look around. We already did that for you. ''[Mr. Krabs turns the lights on. SpongeBob and Patrick are grinning nervously.]''<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: You both look like you got a dirty little secret. (''Spongebob and Patrick stare'') Ha! I’m kidding. Let’s see how you did. Oh, not bad, boys, not bad. A nice even coat, high gloss, no bubbles.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs. We’ll just be going.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (''Shouting'') Flippin' fish fossils! Look what you did!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick: Oh, Mr. Krabs, we're so sorry! Please! Don't <br /> <br /> de butt me! Don't de butt me! Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Sorry? You dusted all my knickknacks! That was really nice. (''Shouting again'') Great Barrier Reef! What’s this? <br /> <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick: Mr. Krabs, it's not our fault! We didn't do it on purpose! Accident, accident, accident!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just painted itself on its own. (''wall is decorated with tiny ships'') That’s what I call craftsmanship. Criminy jim-jam! You messed up my dollar... (''runs over to a bunch of dolls lined up perfectly, with one of them tilted slightly to the left'') ...rama! All the dolls in this doll-a-rama were perfectly aligned!''(straightens one of the dolls to an upright position'')<br /> <br /> Doll: Mama.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: And you boys thought I wouldn’t notice. Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right boys, you’re free to go. ''[runs into a long pile of paintings on the wall]'' Ow! That’s funny, I don’t remember a stack of paintings jutting from the wall where me first dollar used to be. In fact, I don’t remember this painting at all. ''[takes a painting of a clown crying off the wall, showing one of a car race]'' Or this one. ''[takes it off, showing a painting of abstract art. Spongebob and Patrick are trembling.]'' Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. ''[takes a painting of a banana off, showing a painting of the pirate from the opening sequence]'' Or this one. ''[takes it off. SpongeBob is behind the painting he just took off. He is hanging by a rope on a nail.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[nervously]'' Hi, Mr. Krabs.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh, you know, just hanging around.<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[gives a thumbs down]'' Boo.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy. ''[SpongeBob stretches his body to the floor]'' All right, now you’re just being silly. <br /> ''[takes SpongeBob off the wall]''<br /> <br /> Spongebob: No, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs! No! Don't look, it's a trick!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Did you two cum all over me first dollar? &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: We’re sorry, Mr. Krabs!<br /> Patrick: We're so sorry!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: And then did you draw on it with crayon?! ''[two dollar signs and a smiley face are drawn on the dollar with crayon. SpongeBob turns to Patrick, who is grinning nervously.]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[holding a blue crayon]'' I thought, you know, maybe he’d buy it.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (''Menacingly'') All right boys...you know what I’ve got to do now?&lt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You mean our asses?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Can I use mine one last time? (''Mr. Krabs takes the dollar and licks it. The semen comes off then Mr. Krabs puts the dollar back up on the wall'')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: There we go, good as new.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick: But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Mr Krabs: Yeah, I lied. This semen actually comes off with saliva. Ha-ha.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Nah, I just like to mess with ya! (''laughs. SpongeBob &amp; Patrick leave his house. Mr. Krabs spits all over the place while he is laughing'') The old man’s still got it... Huh? (''the semen comes off the wall from the spit'') Aww, damn it. I really got to learn to say it, not spray it.<br /> <br /> ok ill admit i vandalized this page bit i didnt wrote all that stuff about semen and the swearing cuz im not a Juvenile Guy i mean thats pre Typical Ass edgy vandalism™ yr doin guy like i don't think i'm GUTBUSTIN over here but hey im tryin ! - Club Spongebob, Hit Human<br /> <br /> {{Transcripts/Season 3}}<br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 3]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Wet_Painters 2017-05-10T17:03:21Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* Dialogue */</p> <hr /> <div>{| border=&quot;1&quot;<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;<br /> !Back Episode Transcript<br /> !Next Episode Transcript<br /> |-<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; rowspan=&quot;3&quot;|[[Episode Transcript: Rock-A-Bye Bivalve|Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]<br /> |[[Episode Transcript: Krusty Krab Training Video|Krusty Krab Training Video]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> Episode Article: [[Wet Painters]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br /> *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (cameo)<br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> <br /> French Narrator: A slow day at The Krusty Krab.<br /> <br /> Spongebob: Hey, Squidward, check this out. (''holds up a raw patty in each hand'') Two ordinary Krabby Patties, but when expertly <br /> tossed with the skill of a champ, they become... (''throws them on the floor and SpongeBob slides the patties across the room, Patrick jumps out of nowhere with his feet landing on the patties'')<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: A one-way ticket to '''PAIN...!''' (''slams into the wall'')<br /> <br /> (''Cut to Mr. Krabs in his office. Window falls on ground from Patrick's crash and glass breaks'')<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> (''Cut back to outside the office. Spongebob is in Patrick's mouth with a mop in hand while Patrick slides offscreen to the left'')<br /> <br /> Spongebob: Heave-''ho''! (''crashes'') &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> (''Office door slams open, Mr. Krabs storms out'')<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: What the devil fish is going on out here? Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money! And ''that's'' just sick.<br /> <br /> Spongebob: But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: What stupid barnacle told you that?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> (''Cut to Squidward at the register with a magazine in his hands'')<br /> <br /> Squidward: (with a suspicious grin) Uhhhhh...<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> (''Cut back to Spongbob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs'')<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I’ve got something real important for you to do for me. <br /> <br /> (''scene cuts to outside Mr. Krabs' home, Mr. Krabs talking to Spongebob and Patrick'') <br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Now, are you men ready for your super...&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Spongebob &amp; Patrick: (''eyes get wide'') Super.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Special?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Spongebob &amp; Patrick: (''eyes get bigger and lips tremble'') Special.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (whispering) Secret?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Spongebob &amp; Patrick: (''faces are small as they whisper'') Secret.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Assignment? &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Spongebob &amp; Patrick: (''eyes get crazy-like and sobbing while shouting incoherently'') <br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: The two of you are to paint the inside of me house! (''opens Mr. Krabs' front door, showing inside'')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick: (''Jumping into the air'') Yay!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (''Charges them from the right, in a stern tone'') But, let me give you two a warning. (Holds up two buckets of paint) This here paint is ''absolutely permanent''. (shoves paint buckets into Spongebob and Patrick's hands) It will ''never'' come off. (Angrily) So if ''I'' see even ''ONE'' drop on ''ANYTHING'' but wall, (''Screams'') I'll have your asses cut off... (''holds up two empty plaques, each with their names on it'') ...and '''''MOUNTED OVER ME FIREPLACE!''''' (''Spongebob and Patrick backstep behind the open door, Mr. Krabs' tone becomes friendlier&quot;) So, have fun with the job. (''slams the door with the two inside the house'')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> (''Cut to inside the house, Spongebob and Patrick turn around and look inside'')<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Patrick?<br /> <br /> Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> (''Cut to a view of the inside of the room, with many objects clattered around the room'')<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. (''Puts his paint bucket down'') Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls?<br /> <br /> Patrick: (''Points at Spongebob'') No way, SpongeBob. We’re not getting paid to move stuff.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Patrick, we’re not getting paid at all.<br /> <br /> Patrick: Well, that’s what I said! We’re not getting paid and that’s final.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Okay, we’ll just paint around all this stuff.<br /> <br /> Patrick: Good, just don’t pay me.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: First we need to set out the tarp. ''[pulls out a tarp]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[grabs the other end of the tarp]'' Tarp ahoy! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick spread the tarp on the floor. The camera zooms out, showing that it is a tiny piece.]''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: We’re gonna need more coverage, Patrick. ''[scene cuts to more tarp on the floor, with the paint buckets where the first piece of tarp was]'' Now that's what I’m talking about! ''[nervous tone]'' Well, I guess we should open these cans of permanent paint now.<br /> <br /> Patrick: That will never, ever come off.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: And if we get it on anything, Mr. Krabs will cut our butts off.<br /> <br /> Patrick: And mount them on the wall. ''[SpongeBob takes a screwdriver and tries to open the lid by moving the screwdriver back and forth]'' Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob. SpongeBob, careful. Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob! CAREFUL, SPONGEBOB!!!!!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Patrick, the lid’s already off.<br /> <br /> Patrick: Oh. ''[happily]'' Now it’s my turn. ''[takes out a giant battleaxe and hits the paint can with it. SpongeBob hurriedly grabs the can.]''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[nervously]'' I'm thinking I should do this one too, Patrick. <br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> ''[He carefully opens the lid with same screwdriver as before. The lid opens, and a blob of paint jumps out. Spongebob and Patrick scream. The blob bounces off a piece of tarp. Spongebob and Patrick scream louder. The blob bounces off eight pieces of tarp, then lands back into the can.]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: Well, that was a rip-off.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. ''[holds up a large brush]'' Let’s get our brushes ready. ''[SpongeBob looks at the brush he's holding and starts sweating.]'' Uh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. ''[throws the brush offscreen. He gets a smaller paintbrush and pulls a hair out of his nose. Patrick does the same, and pulls it out with a huge mass of nosehair. Spongebob dips tip of his paintbrush into his paint can and walks to a wall]'' Alright, Patrick, gotta get started, ''[the camera zooms out to a huge, decorated wall]'' painting this wall ''[the camera zooms in to SpongeBob's face in front of the paintbrush.]'' with the permanent paint that we aren't allowed to get on anything ''[the camera zooms back out to the decorated wall]'' but the wall. ''[starts sweating]'' Well, here we go.<br /> <br /> ''[Cut to a timecard that says &quot;One Hour Later&quot;.]''<br /> <br /> Narrator: One hour later.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[looking exactly the same as the previous scene]'' Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I’ll be painting this wall.<br /> <br /> ''[Cut to a timecard that says &quot;Two Hours Later&quot;.]''<br /> <br /> Narrator: Two hours later.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[still standing in the same spot, but with a puddle of sweat under his feet]'' I’m getting to the painting.<br /> <br /> ''[Cut to a timecard that says &quot;Three Hours Later&quot;.]''<br /> <br /> Narrator: Three hours later.<br /> <br /> ''[The camera zooms out to reveal Patrick holding the timecard. Patrick is also sweating.]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[to SpongeBob]'' Can you move it along? I’m all out of time cards.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[still the same, but the puddle of sweat is bigger now]'' No problem. Here I go. ''[Zooms in to a space in the wall. Spongebob makes a vertical line of paint. He pulls the brush back and smiles gleefully. The paint then starts going down the wall.]'' Huh? (''blows it one direction then another then another until he gets a blowdryer and the paint glides off the wall in a bubble'') Yeah. ''[notices the big semen bubble.]'' Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Oh, I know... ''[takes a bubble wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble'') TWO giant cum bubbles!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: No!! ''[the two bubbles merge]'' Patrick?<br /> <br /> Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: I don’t think this bubble can get much bigger.<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[with a bicycle pump into the bubble]'' ''[stupidly]'' Nonsense! (''blows up the bubble even bigger'')<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: PAT, NO!!!! (the bubble explodes. Semen splatters all over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. SpongeBob moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on the wall in the form of how he was standing'') We did it! We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of semen on anything but the... (''shrieks'') '''''HOLY SH*T, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT!?!?!??! ''[dramatic zoom and music to a dollar on the wall which has a dot of semen on it. SpongeBob’s eyes shatter like eggs and the insides drip on the floor. Spongebob then falls to the floor'') We’re dead, Patrick. Do you know what that is?<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[stupidly]'' Hmmm...it’s a dollar. I win!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: That’s not just a dollar. It’s Mr. Krabs' first dollar! His most prized possession! AND WE GOT F*CKING SEMEN ON IT!<br /> <br /> Patrick: I think you are overreacting SpongeBob, I don’t see any cum.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[takes the dollar of the wall]'' Okay, this isn’t a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. ''[tries to wipe the semen off with his tie but makes the semen even more noticeable with a huge diagonal slash along it.]'' There, I think I got it. (''wipes it more but it gets worse, the semen covering the whole dollar. SpongeBob shrieks.]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[pointing to the dollar with both hands]'' Oh, now I see it.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: This is not good, Patrick! This is not good! Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to his first dollar... ''[scene cuts to a fantasy of SpongeBob and Patrick's butts on the wall above the fireplace while Mr. Krabs is enjoying some tea by the fire.]''<br /> <br /> ''[Back in reality, SpongeBob and Patrick grab their butts and scream.]''<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, all we got to do is wash the semen off and Krabs will never know!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs said...<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[plugs SpongeBob's mouth]'' Forget what Mr. Krabs said! Every paint comes off with something! (''scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a washing machine'')<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick comes out from the washing machine with the dollar, still with semen on it, and bra on his head, in his hands'')<br /> <br /> Patrick: No. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob sanding the dollar in Patrick's hand]''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Did it work? ''[Patrick’s hands are gone]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: Nope. (''scene cuts to SpongeBob using a fire hose in a fire hydrant, Patrick screaming off-screen'')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Did it work? (''Patrick holds up the dollar that left a hole in his body from the force of the water, but place where dollar and hands were had no hole'')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Nope. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob banging the dollar Patrick is holding with a bat, while Patrick is wearing a neck brace, in a room with a lot of violent tools]''<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Nothing’s working!<br /> <br /> Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, we’re not cavemen! ''[walks over to a computer]'' We have technology. ''[picks up the computer and bangs it on the dollar six times. The camera zooms in on the dollar, all wrinkled.]''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: It didn’t work.<br /> <br /> Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs’ fault! If he hadn’t have hung that stupid dollar in the first place...I mean, it’s not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And w-<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet.<br /> <br /> Patrick: (''scoffs and looks for a dollar'') I don’t see where you’re going with this.(''notices dollar'') Hey, a dollar!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to...Patrick, no! (Patrick puts his dollar in a vending machine) Patrick! No...why did you put it... (the dollar comes out) AAH! Grab it, Pat, grab it! Hurry, hurry! (Patrick pushes it back in) Aww, Pat, no, no! (dollar comes out again) Get it, Pat, get it, get it! (''Spongebob starts stammering, Patrick slams it back in again using both hands flat up against the machine'') No-o-o-o-o-ooo! (''Patrick walks up with the chocolate bar he got to SpongeBob'')<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Patrick: Wanna bite?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Okay, okay, we still got time! ''[looks in a mirror]'' Don’t panic, SpongeBob. Panic is the enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome. ''[Mr. Krabs is heard humming &quot;Blow The Man&quot; outside the house]''<br /> <br /> Mirror SpongeBob: You’re on your own, pal. ''[walks away]''<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: '''''AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!''''' Hurry Patrick, put Mr. Krabs' dollar back on the wall! I've got an idea. ''[Mr. Krabs enters his house. All the lights are off.]''<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: What the--?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[nervous]'' We’re all done, sir. Everything looks great.<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[also nervous]'' Yeah, you don’t have to look around. We already did that for you. ''[Mr. Krabs turns the lights on. SpongeBob and Patrick are grinning nervously.]''<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: You both look like you got a dirty little secret. (''Spongebob and Patrick stare'') Ha! I’m kidding. Let’s see how you did. Oh, not bad, boys, not bad. A nice even coat, high gloss, no bubbles.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs. We’ll just be going.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (''Shouting'') Flippin' fish fossils! Look what you did!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick: Oh, Mr. Krabs, we're so sorry! Please! Don't <br /> <br /> de butt me! Don't de butt me! Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Sorry? You dusted all my knickknacks! That was really nice. (''Shouting again'') Great Barrier Reef! What’s this? <br /> <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick: Mr. Krabs, it's not our fault! We didn't do it on purpose! Accident, accident, accident!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just painted itself on its own. (''wall is decorated with tiny ships'') That’s what I call craftsmanship. Criminy jim-jam! You messed up my dollar... (''runs over to a bunch of dolls lined up perfectly, with one of them tilted slightly to the left'') ...rama! All the dolls in this doll-a-rama were perfectly aligned!''(straightens one of the dolls to an upright position'')<br /> <br /> Doll: Mama.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: And you boys thought I wouldn’t notice. Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right boys, you’re free to go. ''[runs into a long pile of paintings on the wall]'' Ow! That’s funny, I don’t remember a stack of paintings jutting from the wall where me first dollar used to be. In fact, I don’t remember this painting at all. ''[takes a painting of a clown crying off the wall, showing one of a car race]'' Or this one. ''[takes it off, showing a painting of abstract art. Spongebob and Patrick are trembling.]'' Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. ''[takes a painting of a banana off, showing a painting of the pirate from the opening sequence]'' Or this one. ''[takes it off. SpongeBob is behind the painting he just took off. He is hanging by a rope on a nail.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: ''[nervously]'' Hi, Mr. Krabs.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh, you know, just hanging around.<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[gives a thumbs down]'' Boo.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy. ''[SpongeBob stretches his body to the floor]'' All right, now you’re just being silly. <br /> ''[takes SpongeBob off the wall]''<br /> <br /> Spongebob: No, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs! No! Don't look, it's a trick!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Did you two cum all over me first dollar? &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: We’re sorry, Mr. Krabs!<br /> Patrick: We're so sorry!<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: And then did you draw on it with crayon?! ''[two dollar signs and a smiley face are drawn on the dollar with crayon. SpongeBob turns to Patrick, who is grinning nervously.]''<br /> <br /> Patrick: ''[holding a blue crayon]'' I thought, you know, maybe he’d buy it.<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: (''Menacingly'') All right boys...you know what I’ve got to do now?&lt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You mean our asses?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Patrick: Can I use mine one last time? (''Mr. Krabs takes the dollar and licks it. The semen comes off then Mr. Krabs puts the dollar back up on the wall'')&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: There we go, good as new.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob &amp; Patrick: But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Huh?<br /> <br /> Mr Krabs: Yeah, I lied. This semen actually comes off with saliva. Ha-ha.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Mr. Krabs: Nah, I just like to mess with ya! (''laughs. SpongeBob &amp; Patrick leave his house. Mr. Krabs spits all over the place while he is laughing'') The old man’s still got it... Huh? (''the semen comes off the wall from the spit'') Aww, damn it. I really got to learn to say it, not spray it.<br /> <br /> {{Transcripts/Season 3}}<br /> <br /> okay i admit vandalized this page but i wasn't the one that wrote all that stuff about semen i mean c'mon guys i'm not that juvinile! my thing was much funnier trust me! - Club Spongebob, Hit Human<br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]<br /> [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 3]]</div>

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<p>Club Spongebob: /* spong,bob is a pretty good show */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>== A!R Head ==<br /> <br /> Hey It's Me Club Spongebob<br /> <br /> {{Welcome}}<br /> <br /> BTW, don't put your last name, it's a major target for vandals all over the world! [[User:DJ WikiBob|DJDrawk]] 13:29, 26 April 2010 (PDT)DJ WikiBob<br /> <br /> == User pic? ==<br /> <br /> How do you put a user pic on your user page? PLEASE ANSWER!!!<br /> <br /> :If you tell me what kind of picture you want of spongebob just tell me. ;) - [[User:AMTV|AMTV]] 18:57, 19 March 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> == pic ==<br /> <br /> How 'bout a pic of SpongeBob holding The Magic Conch<br /> <br /> == spong,bob is a pretty good show ==<br /> <br /> Remember That Episode when</div>

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<p>Club Spongebob: /* you never help me with my profile pic, */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>{{User: AMTV/Directory}}<br /> {{Welcome}}<br /> --[[User:CFP|CFP]] 11:06, 18 November 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> *Yeah i know lots of stuff here, I have been coming here since February 2008. I just never made an account.(AMTV).<br /> <br /> Where did you learn to write each word with a capital letter? In the English language you don't do that... usually. [[User:Myotis|Myotis]] 13:51, 23 December 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> i do speak the english language thank you very much! i have got better things to do. and in the english language this means good bye. [[User:AMTV|amtv]]<br /> <br /> I don't care if you got better things to do. But I do care what happens in this wiki, and we are trying to create a serious and valuable wiki. But if everyone Writez Liek This And Dosent Relly Care About It, no wonder I have to ask. [[User:Myotis|Myotis]] 18:26, 23 December 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> ==Rules==<br /> *&lt;code&gt;No rude or sarcastic comments&lt;/code&gt;<br /> *&lt;code&gt;No Vandalism&lt;/code&gt;<br /> *&lt;code&gt;You can talk about the stuff ''You'' like on here&lt;/code&gt;<br /> *&lt;code&gt;Have Fun&lt;/code&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Friends?==<br /> Hi! Wanna be friends? -- [[User:SpongePappy|$pongeP@ppy!]] 19:32, 2 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> :Sure!!! -- [[User:AMTV|Amtv]] 19:34, 2 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> ::Awesome! There is this chat ([http://xat.com/Spongepedia_2 Xat 2], so... wanna go and chat there? -- [[User:SpongePappy|$pongeP@ppy!]] 19:37, 2 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> :::Xat 2? -- [[User:SpongePappy|$pongeP@ppy!]] 16:00, 3 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> Hello, can we both be friends? --[[User:PatrickStar|PatrickStar]] 04:25, 29 January 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> :Sure, I guess --[[User:AMTV|AMTV]] 04:28, 29 January 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Got a Question?==<br /> <br /> ==Name change?==<br /> The new upcoming episode &quot;Love that squid&quot; is actually called &quot;Perfect Chemistry&quot;. either the name changed, or it's a different episode. What do you think?<br /> <br /> ==What does AMTV stand for?==<br /> Andy Morris Television. I dont know why i put in tv. -- [[User: AMTV|AMTV]]<br /> <br /> Hello? Do you check it? The pics are too big with 210kb and the quality is too bad. Please upload smaller and better pics. [[User:Myotis|Myotis]] 20:28, 11 January 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> Sorry, i will try to. by the way, how do you get HD pics? [[User: AMTV|AMTV]] 20:32, 11 January 2011 (CET)<br /> :Just make screenshots online and edit them. [[User:Myotis|Myotis]] 20:40, 11 January 2011 (CET)<br /> ::Thanks! - [[User: AMTV|AMTV]] 20:43, 11 January 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==whats up with you and debbie rechid?==<br /> I tell you. I'm logged on SpongeBob Wiki, and Debbie Rechid keeps being deleted and I can't take anymore, it's my favorite article and I'd ask if everyone could not touch it. [Thank you.]<br /> <br /> Hi, please upload pics that don't have the date and time in the right corner. [[User:Myotis|Myotis]] 19:53, 8 February 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==pictures==<br /> Hey, AMTV. THere is a [[Template:Information]] which is proposed to be used for all images. From now on, please use it when uploading new images :) Greets, [[User:TattleTaleStrangler|Tts]]&lt;sub&gt;[[User talk:TattleTaleStrangler|Talk]]&lt;/sub&gt; 19:41, 19 April 2011 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ==WWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT???????????==<br /> You watched EVERY episode?????????????????????????????? [[User:Dcsga|Formula Knower]] 12:34, 29 September 2011 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :Yeah, pretty much. There are only a few episodes i havent seen.<br /> <br /> ::You think that you watched an episode by watching a clip(, so where do you watch all that episodes??)?( I didn't watch 2 episodes in 7th season (they are before Krusty Dogs) And didn't watch every episode after Krusty Dogs) Also, remove this from your user page. You know of the episodes that are coming soon. Please edit the articles (BECAUSE YOU WATCHED THEM): [[Ghoul Fools (Episode)]] [[Mermaid Man Begins (Episode)]] [[Plankton's Good Eye (Episode)]] [[Mooncation (Episode)]] [[Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation (Episode)]] [[User:Dcsga|Formula Knower]] 09:42, 1 October 2011 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :::WTF is your problem?<br /> <br /> ==Blank==<br /> <br /> Please do not blank any spam pages unless they contain profanity or explicit content. Just place the &quot;delete&quot; template and the admins will handle it from there. --[[User:JapanLover97|JapanRox]] &lt;sub&gt;[[User talk:JapanLover97|(^_^)]]&lt;/sub&gt; 23:03, 17 July 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == You use my contributions? ==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Example.jpg|thumb|right|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] in nature]]Today I figured that I help you, ie. I edited [[DoodleBob]] yesterday, you noticed that article on the [[Special:RecentChanges|Recent Changes]] and found that [[Dee Bradley Baker]] voiced him. Then you searched for him and made edits on his article. Also, you noticed that he hasn't a link to [[DoodleBob]] (a character he voiced), and that's why you added him. And this story began with me editing [[DoodleBob]], and you seeing my contribution to [[DoodleBob|the article]]. Also, if you know the answer to [[User talk:JapanLover97#Bolded &quot;the&quot;|this]], can you answer it here? And I know that you will start bolding '''the''' or unbolding the. [[User:Dcsga|Dcsga]] &lt;small&gt;[[User talk:Dcsga|talk]]&lt;/small&gt; 10:14, 20 July 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ==[[Template:Minor characters]]==<br /> If you think this is a good idea, please help me sorting. I call it '''BIG MINOR CHARACTER SORTING'''. [[User:Dcsga|Formula Knower!]] &lt;small&gt;[[User talk:Dcsga|talk]]&lt;/small&gt; 09:41, 27 July 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> <br /> == How do you add something in a template? ==<br /> <br /> How do you add sonething to a template? I want to add my user in the tenplate Users in SpongePedia? (appears as &quot;Active users in SpongePedia&quot;)<br /> --[[User:Spongy0304|Spongy0304]] ([[User talk:Spongy0304|talk]]) 04:28, 28 July 2012 (CEST)<br /> Please reply in my talk.<br /> <br /> :Your name can be written only if you did an edit in the last 90 days. And to do that, copy a middle-point from somewhere and write &lt;nowiki&gt;[[User:Spongy0304|Spongy0304]] ([[User talk:Spongy0304|talk]])&lt;/nowiki&gt; Sincerely, [[User:Dcsga|Formula Knower!]] &lt;small&gt;[[User talk:Dcsga|talk]]&lt;/small&gt; 15:43, 28 July 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == SpongePedia ==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''I won't be on SpongePedia until 2012/8/25. You can ask me anything in [[User talk:Dcsga|my talk]].'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == What? ==<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;&lt;br=clearall&gt;&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> <br /> What's this? [[User:Dcsga|Formula Knower!]] &lt;small&gt;[[User talk:Dcsga|talk]]&lt;/small&gt; 19:04, 28 August 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ==How do I protect my page==<br /> I really want to protect my user page to prevent someone else other than me to edit it. Could anyone tell me what to insert in my page to protect it?<br /> --[[User:Spongy0304|Spongy0304]] ([[User talk:Spongy0304|talk]]) 02:57, 6 October 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> :No, you must ask an [[SpongePedia:Team|admin or bureacurat]] to block it. If you want a full protect, you won't be able to edit it. But if you want only registered users (including you) can edit it, ask an admin (Japanlover97 and Myotis are most active at current moment) for a semi-protect. [[User:Dcsga|Formula Knower!]] &lt;small&gt;[[User talk:Dcsga|talk]]&lt;/small&gt; 18:58, 6 October 2012 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == you never help me with my profile pic, ==<br /> <br /> gonna Sue u beyond belief!</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2017-04-10T16:33:18Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One,<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom, <br /> Club SpongeBob, <br /> The Camping Episode, <br /> Sand Castle in the Sand, <br /> Chum Bucket Supreme, <br /> Pure Scumbag Tactics are the Only Way to Win,<br /> Aryan Ressurection,<br /> Superman's Bulge Needs to Be Made Off Model,<br /> What Opacity is Matt This Week?,<br /> Drenched in Liam Milk.<br /> WOOLIE'S BACK IN,<br /> WE ARE VR,<br /> We Are All Wauigi,<br /> Tequila in One Hand, Katana in the Other,<br /> If Kevin Sorbo Dies, WE DIE,<br /> The Man-Train Needs to Be Tightly-Knit,<br /> The Good Stuff comes from the 3rd Ass-chamber,<br /> SKYCRIMES,<br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 🚲<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| ew<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2017-04-10T16:32:28Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One,<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom, <br /> Club SpongeBob, <br /> The Camping Episode, <br /> Sand Castle in the Sand, <br /> Chum Bucket Supreme, <br /> Pure Scumbag Tactics are the Only Way to Win,<br /> Aryan Ressurection,<br /> Superman's Bulge Needs to Be Made Off Model,<br /> What Opacity is Matt This Week?,<br /> Drenched in Liam Milk.<br /> WOOLIE'S BACK IN,<br /> WE ARE VR,<br /> We Are All Wauigi,<br /> Tequila in One Hand, Katana in the Other,<br /> If Kevin Sorbo Dies, WE DIE,<br /> The Man-Train Needs to Be Tightly-Knit,<br /> The Good Stuff comes from the 3rd Ass-chamber,<br /> SKYCRIMES,<br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 🚲<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| cuck<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2017-04-10T16:25:49Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One,<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom, <br /> Club SpongeBob, <br /> The Camping Episode, <br /> Sand Castle in the Sand, <br /> Chum Bucket Supreme, <br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 🚲<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| i'm a cuck. sorry.<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2017-04-10T16:25:17Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One,<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom, <br /> Club SpongeBob, <br /> The Camping Episode, <br /> Sand Castle in the Sand, <br /> Chum Bucket Supreme, <br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 🚲<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| i'm a cuck<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2017-04-10T16:24:44Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One,<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom, <br /> Club SpongeBob, <br /> The Camping Episode, <br /> Sand Castle in the Sand, <br /> Chum Bucket Supreme, <br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 🚲<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| cuck<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2017-04-10T16:24:09Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One,<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom, <br /> Club SpongeBob, <br /> The Camping Episode, <br /> Sand Castle in the Sand, <br /> Chum Bucket Supreme, <br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 12<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| cuck<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_That_Sinking_Feeling 2017-04-10T16:22:41Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>==Episode Article==<br /> [[That Sinking Feeling (Episode)|That Sinking Feeling]]<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]<br /> *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]<br /> *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]<br /> *[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]<br /> *Various Bikini Bottom Residents<br /> *[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Dialogue==<br /> (the episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick running to each other's houses while laughing and giggling, which annoys Squidward. Squidward watches them run back and forth until he steps outside and stops SpongeBob and Patrick in their tracks)<br /> <br /> Squidward: Stop playing...IN MY YARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh, we're not playing in your yard, Squidward, we're playing in our yards. We're just using your yard as a walk way.<br /> <br /> Patrick: No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. <br /> <br /> Squidward: Well, pick one, and leave my yard OUT OF IT!!<br /> No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. <br /> Patrick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm good at choosing! Hmmm..... hummm.... No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. play innmmm... SpongeBob's yard! NO! PATRICK'S! Errr.. SpongeBob's! (cries) I'm terrible at choosing! Squidward! You choose!<br /> <br /> Squidward: I choose Patrick- (carries Patrick to his yard) to play in Patrick's yard... (does the same for SpongeBob) And SpongeBob in SpongeBob's yard. And nobody- (draws a rectangle around his house) INNNNN HERE! (exits)<br /> No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. <br /> Patrick: SpongeBob!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Patrick! (both attempt to run around the yard and fail)No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. <br /> <br /> Patrick: SpongeBob!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Patrick! (does it again)<br /> <br /> Patrick: SpongeBob!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Patrick! (and again. SpongeBob reaches the road) *Gasp!* The road! (steps on the road lightly. Instantaneously, cars come rushing by while SpongeBob shivers in fear) Patrick! What are we gonna do?<br /> <br /> Patrick: I'll mail myself to your house! (squeezes in mailbox. Mailbox tips over and explodes)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Sit tight Patrick! I'm coming to get you! (ties hands to mailbox and launches to Patrick's house)<br /> <br /> Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hey Patrick. (zooms back to house. The mailbox sNo offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. hoots off and hits SpongeBob in midair) Patrick, call me!<br /> <br /> Patrick: Okay! (rushes back to their respective houses. The phone rings in SpongeBob's house)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: SquarePants residents.<br /> <br /> Patrick: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hmmmm.... have we ever dug a tunnel BETWEEN our two houses?<br /> <br /> Patrick: No. (both start digging tunnels underground. At one point, the tunnel says &quot;Eat at Krusty Krab&quot;. Patrick digs through SpongeBob's tunnel) SpongeBob!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Patrick! We did it! Hurray! Tag! You're it! (both start giggling and playing Tag)<br /> <br /> Patrick: Tag! You're it!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Tag! YOU'RE it!<br /> <br /> Patrick: Tag! You're it!<br /> No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. <br /> Squidward: (sleeping in his house)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Peek-a-boo! I see you!<br /> <br /> Patrick: (laughs)<br /> <br /> Squidward: (fluffs pillow and falls asleep, but is woken up by sounds)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You're it!<br /> <br /> Patrick: You're it! (both laugh)<br /> <br /> Squidward: (rips pillow with his head and gets gelatin from the kitchen) Must...block...out...noise! (puts gelatin on head and sits back down on couch)<br /> <br /> Patrick: Knock-knock!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Who's there?<br /> <br /> Patrick: I don't know! (both laugh again)<br /> <br /> Squidward: (gelatin melts on Squidward's head. Squidward steps outside) I thought I told you two, stay off my...yard. (finds yard empty. He hears a laugh and comes to Patrick's rock) Patrick! (opens the rock up) Patrick, would you shut- (finds house to be empty) Where is he? (hears another laugh. Heads to SpongeBob's house) SpongeBob. (opens door) SpongeBob! (hears another laugh. The house is empty) SpongeBob, I am trying to...sleep. (hears another laugh. He heads upstairs, hearing laughter as he searches the house. Then goes to the roof) AH-HAAAAA! (sees Gary relaxing) Hey, Gary.<br /> <br /> Gary: Meow.<br /> <br /> Squidward: Where are those two morons? (sees flowers giggle, and uproots them all. Squidward hears more laughter, which annoys him. He stomps on the ground) WHERE-ARE-THEY?!!!??<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (laughs) OOHHH. Patrick, check out those roots!<br /> <br /> Patrick: They're dancing!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Do like the roots do, and do the Dirt Dance baby! (jumps up and down in the tunnel, which causes the ground above to shake, and Squidward's house to sink to the ground as a result)<br /> <br /> Patrick: Squidward's house wants to play, too!<br /> <br /> Squidward: My house! (gets in the house via roof. He goes down to the door, making a sound)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Awww. Squidward's house looks like it has an upset tummy.<br /> No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. <br /> Patrick: Must've been something that it ate. (Squidward opens the door)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: It ate Squidward!<br /> <br /> Patrick: That'll do it.<br /> <br /> Squidward: *sigh* I knew you two reprobates weNo offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. re behind this.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Yeah! We're reprobates!<br /> <br /> Squidward: That was an insult.<br /> <br /> Patrick: And we're insulted!<br /> <br /> Squidward: Why were you digging under my yard?<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: You told us not to walk on your yard, so we walked under it.<br /> <br /> Squidward: But you buried my house!!!<br /> <br /> Patrick: No need to thank us.<br /> <br /> Squidward: THANK YOU???!!!??????!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Patrick: You're welcome.<br /> <br /> Squidward: AHHHHHHHHH! (attempts to grab Patrick, but Patrick evades)<br /> <br /> Patrick: Missed.<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Somebody wants to play Tag!<br /> <br /> Patrick: Tag! You're it! (runs away)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Not it!<br /> <br /> Squidward: RRRRRNo offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. RR! (chases SpongeBob and Patrick)<br /> <br /> Patrick: Wheeeeeeeeeee!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: (Squidward grabs SpongeBob and Patrick and drags them back to his house) Squidward wins!<br /> <br /> Squidward: Now, you're gonna play a new game called, &quot;Digging Out My House!&quot;<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Oh, boy! (SpongeBob and Patrick get shoveling gear on)<br /> <br /> Squidward: And I'M gonna play &quot;Sit and Relax Until You're Finished!&quot; (slams door) Barnacle brains. (sits down. Patrick breaks a window and throws dirt into the house. SpongeBob knocks on the roof of one part of the tunnel, until it collaspes and blocks Squidward's front door) SpongeBob! (opens door)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. (dirt comes running through the house and out the window)<br /> <br /> Squidward: RRRRRRRRRRR!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Yeow!<br /> <br /> Squidward: I'm warning you: if you don't put my house back where it belongs by the count of three- (raises both hands, but realizes he is only holding up two, so he holds his nose up) Three, I am going to grind you into chum! One!<br /> <br /> Patrick: AHHHH! He's counting! Anything but counting! Quick, SpongeBob! Dig for your life!<br /> <br /> Squidward: Two!<br /> <br /> Patrick: He's already at number two! Who knows how many numbers we have until he reaches three?<br /> <br /> Squidward: THREE!!No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Patrick: *Gasp*! (SpongeBob and Patrick scream and start digging very fast, while Squidward is angrily chasing them. Because of the tunnels, many buildings collapse underground, like Squidward's, but faster. Cut to the Krusty Krab being buried)<br /> <br /> Plankton: YES!!! Now the Chum Bucket is the only restaurant in town! (the Chum Bucket is buried underground at that moment) Nuts.<br /> <br /> (the scene cuts back to the chase, with SpongeBob and Patrick trying to dig through a rock in the way)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Must-dig! (makes sounds) Ohhh! The rock's too hard! (Squidward comes toward SpongeBob and Patrick. They scream and cuddle up together in fear)<br /> <br /> Squidward: Youuuuu....twoooooo...morons....SUNK MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> SpongeBob and Patrick: We're sorry!<br /> <br /> Squidward: I'M GONNA- (rumble) Uh-oh... (suddenly, the whole city of Bikini Bottom sinks underground, including the sign. Scene cuts to possibly the next day)<br /> <br /> SpongeBob: Ahhhh! (it is revealed that the whole town is digging, trying to reach the surface) Good morning Squidward! Another BEAUTIFUL day under Bikini Bottom!<br /> <br /> Squidward: (picks up helmet and picket) I hate neighbors.No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce. <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Transcript]]</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2017-04-10T16:18:10Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One,<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom, <br /> Club SpongeBob, <br /> The Camping Episode, <br /> Sand Castle in the Sand, <br /> Chum Bucket Supreme, <br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 12<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| Filthy cuck<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2012-03-06T22:18:09Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One,<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom, <br /> Club SpongeBob, <br /> The Camping Episode, <br /> Sand Castle in the Sand, <br /> Chum Bucket Supreme, <br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 12<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| My name is ????. I also like SpongePedia, Xbox, TV, and Destroying Worlds!<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Club_Spongebob 2011-11-12T21:12:47Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* pic */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>== A!R Head ==<br /> <br /> Hey It's Me Club Spongebob<br /> <br /> {{Welcome}}<br /> <br /> BTW, don't put your last name, it's a major target for vandals all over the world! [[User:DJ WikiBob|DJDrawk]] 13:29, 26 April 2010 (PDT)DJ WikiBob<br /> <br /> == User pic? ==<br /> <br /> How do you put a user pic on your user page? PLEASE ANSWER!!!<br /> <br /> :If you tell me what kind of picture you want of spongebob just tell me. ;) - [[User:AMTV|AMTV]] 18:57, 19 March 2011 (CET)<br /> <br /> == pic ==<br /> <br /> How 'bout a pic of SpongeBob holding The Magic Conch</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Club_Spongebob 2011-03-19T16:28:03Z

<p>Club Spongebob: /* User pic? */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>== A!R Head ==<br /> <br /> Hey It's Me Club Spongebob<br /> <br /> {{Welcome}}<br /> <br /> BTW, don't put your last name, it's a major target for vandals all over the world! [[User:DJ WikiBob|DJDrawk]] 13:29, 26 April 2010 (PDT)DJ WikiBob<br /> <br /> == User pic? ==<br /> <br /> How do you put a user pic on your user page? PLEASE ANSWER!!!</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2011-03-19T16:24:57Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One,<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom, <br /> Club SpongeBob, <br /> The Camping Episode, <br /> Sand Castle in the Sand, <br /> Chum Bucket Supreme, <br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 10<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| My name is ????. I also like SpongePedia, Xbox, TV, and Destroying Worlds!<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2011-03-19T16:24:18Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Episodentitel (Episode)|Episodentitel]][[[[Episodentitel (Episode)|Episodentitel]][[Link title]] (Episode)|]]Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One,<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom, <br /> Club SpongeBob, <br /> The Camping Episode, <br /> Sand Castle in the Sand, <br /> Chum Bucket Supreme, <br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 10<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| My name is ????. I also like SpongePedia, Xbox, TV, and Destroying Worlds!<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2011-03-19T16:21:08Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom<br /> Club SpongeBob<br /> The Camping Episode<br /> Sand Castle in the Sand<br /> Chum Bucket Supreme<br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 10<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || May 4 20**|- | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| My name is ????. I also like SpongePedia, Xbox, TV, and Destroying Worlds!<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2011-03-19T16:17:13Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes <br /> SB vs.the Big One<br /> All 5 Legends of Bikini Bottom<br /> Club SpongeBob<br /> The Camping Episode<br /> Sand Castle in the Sand<br /> Chum Bucket Supreme<br /> More episode coming soon<br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 10<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || 4/5/00|- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| My name is ????. I also like SpongePedia, Xbox, TV, and Destroying Worlds!<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2010-07-29T00:36:18Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>Favorite Episodes Comming Soon<br /> <br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 10<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| My name is ????. I also like SpongePedia, Xbox, TV, and Destroying Worlds!<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

Club Spongebob http://www.en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=User:Club_Spongebob 2010-05-25T23:00:17Z

<p>Club Spongebob: </p> <hr /> <div>'''This Page is not Completed'''<br /> <br /> {| border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; background:#f0f0f0;width:300px;&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Club SpongeBob<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Age || 10<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Birthday || Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | SpongePedia Start|| April 25, 2010<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot; <br /> | SpongePedia Finish|| Unknown<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> | Other Info|| My name is ????. I also like SpongePedia, Xbox, TV, and Destroying Worlds!<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;#ffffff&quot;<br /> |-<br /> <br /> |}</div>

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