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2008-06-13T23:07:00Z

Kitty53: I think I put in a wrong B-Day

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'''Rodger Bumpass''' (born November 20th, 1956 in Jonesboro, Arkansas) is an American voice actor with credits in cartoons stretching back to the The Jetsons. Present-day viewers know him as the voice of [[Squidward Tentacles]], [[Dr. Gill Gilliam]] and the anchovies on the [[Nickelodeon]] animated series [[SpongeBob SquarePants]], The Chief from Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego, Dr. Light on Teen Titans, and Professor Membrane on the TV show Invader Zim. He has also appeared in adult cartoons, such as Heavy Metal.

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Episode Transcript: Good Neighbors

2008-05-25T04:37:34Z

Kitty53: I forgot one thing

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Episode Article: [[Good Neighbors]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]

==Dialogue==

(everyone is sleeping until SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm wakes them up) 

Squidward: SpongeBob... 

SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work. 

Squidward: Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's very thoughtful of you. 

SpongeBob: My pleasure, Squidward. That's what good neighbors are for. 

Squidward: You did overlook one teensy little detail, however. 

SpongeBob: What's that, Squidward? 

Squidward: '''''IT'S SUNDAY!!''''' (kicks SpongeBob out of his house) A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday! 

SpongeBob: Sunday? No wonder Squidward's grumpy. He forget his Sundays papers. This will show Squidward I'm a good
neighbor. I'll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the paper together) Man this is heavy. (bumps into Patrick)
Oh, pardon me. 

Patrick: Hey, watch where you're going. Ah, newspaper monster!! 

SpongeBob: (throws paper in the air) Wah, monster!! (both scream and run around) 

Squidward: Will you two nincompoops kindly quiet down?! I'm not going to let them ruin the rest of my Sunday! (hums) My
Sunday relaxation kit. (reaches into box) Let's see…pillow. (puts pillow on end of couch) Placed ever so for slight foot
elevation. Flower--to brighten the room. Flower fragrance. (sprays fragrance on flower. The flower dies) Ah, and the final
touch. (dials on phone) Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special. Yes, pedicure and foot massage house call, that is
correct. See you at 4 my good man. (hangs up phone) This is going to be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. (grabs a box)
Bon-bons. Hello there, heavensville wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation. (SpongeBob & Patrick raise up from behind the
couch making noises. Squidward spits out his chocolate) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: By the all seeing eye, ye are worthy. We are not. 

Squidward: What are you two idiots doing?! 

Patrick: Secret ritual. 

SpongeBob: To inaugurate you as president. 

Squidward: Me? President of Bikini Bottom? I knew the people would come to their senses. 

Patrick: No, silly. Not the president of Bikini Bottom. Even better. 

Squidward: Better? 

SpongeBob: You're the president of 'The Secret Royal Order of the Good Neighbor Lodge'. 

Squidward: The what? Is this some stupid club you two made up? (SpongeBob & Patrick laugh) 

Patrick: Maybe. (both laugh) 

SpongeBob: It's a secret. (both laugh) 

Squidward: Fine! As my first presidential decree, why don't you, uhh, go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make
the neighborhood look nicer? (pushing SpongeBob & Patrick out the door) Now out, out, out, out, out, out. That oughta keep
them busy for a few Sundays. (when he closes the door, SpongeBob & Patrick appear from inside) 

SpongeBob: What colors should we paint the laves, your presidentialocity? 

Squidward: Polka dots! Now don't bother me anymore. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Wow! Polka dots! 

Patrick: Our new president is a genius! 

SpongeBob: Yeah. (both laugh) See ya later, Squidward! (now outside, a red paint can drops on the ground) Whenever your
ready, Patrick. 

Patrick: (Patrick unscrews SpongeBob’s hat which turns out to be a screw) Hold still, buddy. (pours the red paint inside
SpongeBob’s hole. When he is done, he throws the can away and ends up hitting an elderly citizen riding a bike. Patrick
screws the hat back in) 

SpongeBob: Ok, Pat, gimme a quick shake. 

Patrick: Okie dokie. (Patrick shakes SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: OKAY! I'm ready! (Patrick grabs SpongeBob’s arm and uses it like a slot machine. Drops of red paint come shooting out
SpongeBob’s holes and onto trees) Hey, that worked perfectly! C'mon, good neighbor Patrick, let's paint the town
polka dot! 

Squidward: (clock on wall is ringing noon) Oh, no! It's already noon! I will be darned if I let those morons eat up anymore of my valuable Sunday! 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (outside one of Squidward’s windows singing) Good neighbors are we! La-la-la-la-la-la! 

Squidward: What's going on out there? 

SpongeBob: Hi, president Squidward! Almost done painting the- (Patrick pulls on SpongeBob’s arm which makes the paint
shoot out his holes and all over Squidward’s face and in his eyes)

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!! (runs around bumping into stuff. Runs outside and in front of a car) 

Lady: Look out! (car slams on brakes and stops in front of Squidward) 

Man: Oh, you poor man! 

Lady: You must be very sick! Let us take you to the hospital. 

Squidward: No really, I'm fine. Please, I…no, uhh… (car drives off) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: See ya later, neighbor! 

Patrick: It is a lovely day for a ride in the country. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, our president sure knows how to live. (later) I'd like to call this meeting of the good neighbor lodge to
order. Let's begin with role call: Patrick. (Patrick is snoring) OK…Squidward? (Squidward’s chair is empty) Squidward?
Squidward, you home? 

Patrick: Did you find him, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Nope. I guess he's still on his Sunday drive. 

Patrick: Or maybe he's on a secret mission! 

SpongeBob: I hope he's not in danger! 

Patrick: Danger? 

SpongeBob: As members of the good neighbor lodge, we are sworn to protect our presidente from danger. 

Masseur: Excuse me? Somebody ordered a relaxing pedicure and foot massage? The Sunday special? 

SpongeBob: Other star, we better check this guy out. Make sure he's safe for Squidward. 

Squidward: At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to. (SpongeBob & Patrick are laughing inside Squidward’s
house. Squidward opens his front door) What are you two doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: We're checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin. 

Patrick: I say he checks out a-ok! 
SpongeBob: Squidward, have you ever seen more lovely French tips? (shows foot with long toenails) 

Squidward: French tips, huh? (shoves SpongeBob to the side) Alright, pal, make with the foot massage, pronto. 

Masseur: Uh-oh. Sorry. Your hour's up. 

Squidward: (makes way toward the front door) Alright, you two! '''''OUT!''''' And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls
around here for the rest of the day. Or tomorrow or next week. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, does that include… 

Squidward: '''''YES, IT DOES!''''' (closes door) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something? 

Squidward: (busts head through the door) Yes I was!! You call yourself good neighbors? You're the worst neighbors, ever! You don't deserve to wear those fuzzes. (takes SpongeBob & Patrick’s hats and stomps them into the ground) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Pat, maybe president Squidward's right. 

Patrick: Yeah, I guess we're not good neighbors after all. 

Squidward: No you aren't! You're horrible neighbors! (deep breath) And stop calling me president! 

SpongeBob: (to Patrick) C'mon, let's go. 

Squidward: There are only 3 hours of my Sunday left. They took it all away. I didn't even get to read the Sunday paper.
(notices pile of paper on ground with a note on it) 

SpongeBob: ('Here's Your Sunday Paper Squidward. Enjoy. Love, SpongeBob.') (Squidward kicks the paper into the air then
growls like a dog. Then he takes the paper off his head) 

Squidward: Good neighbors my right! (reads paper) Hello? "Keep Out Intruders For Good! New Security System 5000. Free
Installation" (evil laugh. Later, has the security system built in and turned on) 

Security System: System Activated. 

Squidward: That ought to do it! Let's see those imbeciles get in here now! 

SpongeBob: (walks up to Squidward) President Squidward? 

Squidward: (screams) What the…?! 

SpongeBob: We hereby present you with this delicious cake.

Squidward: (reads writing on cake) "Sorry for bugging you so much"? What the…? Security system, help! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! What's the matter with you?! 

Security System: No threat detected. 

Squidward: (banging on security system) No, you infernal contraption! I'm gonna ship you off to the scrap heap you came from! 

Security System: Threat detected. (system shoots a laser at Squidward which makes SpongeBob & Patrick’s cake fly into the
air and land on the system and makes it go haywire) 

Squidward: What's going on? 

Security System: Threat detected. Code red! Cored red! 

SpongeBob: (laughing as fireworks are shooting out all over Squidward’s house) It's like a carnival ride. 

Squidward: (running around) Run for your lives! (Squidward’s house suddenly grows legs and arms and stands up. Then grabs
Squidward’s from inside) what are you doing? (Squidward’s house kicks him into the air and walks off) I only have half an
hour of me time left, and the idiots took my house. Which means those boobs aren't around to bug me. Ooh, just what I've
been waiting for. (laughs hysterically) I'm going to relax if it kills me. (meanwhile, Squidward’s house is on a rampage) 

Army: Fire! (tank fires a missile at the house but the house catches the missile and flicks it away. Then the house grabs the
tank and squishes it) 

Patrick: Wow! Squidward’s house is destroying the neighborhood! 

SpongeBob: We gotta turn this thing off! (turns on a light switch) Nope, not it. 

Patrick: (flushes the toilet) Nope. 

SpongeBob: (turns on the fan) Nope. 

Patrick: (pushes the toasted button down) That's not it, either. 

Squidward: (still resting) This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot. (house stands right above Squidward) 

SpongeBob: Hmmm, where to look. (notices an "off button" on the wall) Hmmm, this off button seems suspicious. (pushes
button and house sits on top of Squidward and goes back to normal) We did it, Patrick! (Squidward busts through from
beneath the floor) President Squidward? 

Squidward: No-no, don't say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now if
you'll be so kind to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow. 

SpongeBob: Mr President S…but we just wanted to… 

Squidward: '''''GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!''''' 

Scooter: There he is! (a whole crowd is standing outside Squidward’s house) 

Citizen: Are you the owner of this house? 

Squidward: Yes, yes I am. 

Citizen: Then on behalf of the citizens of Bikini Bottom, I present you with this summons to pay for the destruction of our
town. You'll be doing community service every Sunday for the rest of your life. 

Squidward: Huh? 

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, you got one of those, too? (SpongeBob & Patrick walk up with a summons in their hand) This'll be great! The three of us cleaning up Bikini Bottom. Well, see ya next Sunday, president Squidward!

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Episode Transcript: Good Neighbors

2008-05-25T04:36:58Z

Kitty53: fixing errors and adding more drama and cleanup

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]

==Dialogue==

(everyone is sleeping until SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm wakes them up) 

Squidward: SpongeBob... 

SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work. 

Squidward: Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's very thoughtful of you. 

SpongeBob: My pleasure, Squidward. That's what good neighbors are for. 

Squidward: You did overlook one teensy little detail, however. 

SpongeBob: What's that, Squidward? 

Squidward: '''''IT'S SUNDAY!!''''' (kicks SpongeBob out of his house) A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday. 

SpongeBob: Sunday? No wonder Squidward's grumpy. He forget his Sundays papers. This will show Squidward I'm a good
neighbor. I'll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the paper together) Man this is heavy. (bumps into Patrick)
Oh, pardon me. 

Patrick: Hey, watch where you're going. Ah, newspaper monster!! 

SpongeBob: (throws paper in the air) Wah, monster!! (both scream and run around) 

Squidward: Will you two nincompoops kindly quiet down?! I'm not going to let them ruin the rest of my Sunday! (hums) My
Sunday relaxation kit. (reaches into box) Let's see…pillow. (puts pillow on end of couch) Placed ever so for slight foot
elevation. Flower--to brighten the room. Flower fragrance. (sprays fragrance on flower. The flower dies) Ah, and the final
touch. (dials on phone) Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special. Yes, pedicure and foot massage house call, that is
correct. See you at 4 my good man. (hangs up phone) This is going to be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. (grabs a box)
Bon-bons. Hello there, heavensville wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation. (SpongeBob & Patrick raise up from behind the
couch making noises. Squidward spits out his chocolate) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: By the all seeing eye, ye are worthy. We are not. 

Squidward: What are you two idiots doing?! 

Patrick: Secret ritual. 

SpongeBob: To inaugurate you as president. 

Squidward: Me? President of Bikini Bottom? I knew the people would come to their senses. 

Patrick: No, silly. Not the president of Bikini Bottom. Even better. 

Squidward: Better? 

SpongeBob: You're the president of 'The Secret Royal Order of the Good Neighbor Lodge'. 

Squidward: The what? Is this some stupid club you two made up? (SpongeBob & Patrick laugh) 

Patrick: Maybe. (both laugh) 

SpongeBob: It's a secret. (both laugh) 

Squidward: Fine! As my first presidential decree, why don't you, uhh, go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make
the neighborhood look nicer? (pushing SpongeBob & Patrick out the door) Now out, out, out, out, out, out. That oughta keep
them busy for a few Sundays. (when he closes the door, SpongeBob & Patrick appear from inside) 

SpongeBob: What colors should we paint the laves, your presidentialocity? 

Squidward: Polka dots! Now don't bother me anymore. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Wow! Polka dots! 

Patrick: Our new president is a genius! 

SpongeBob: Yeah. (both laugh) See ya later, Squidward! (now outside, a red paint can drops on the ground) Whenever your
ready, Patrick. 

Patrick: (Patrick unscrews SpongeBob’s hat which turns out to be a screw) Hold still, buddy. (pours the red paint inside
SpongeBob’s hole. When he is done, he throws the can away and ends up hitting an elderly citizen riding a bike. Patrick
screws the hat back in) 

SpongeBob: Ok, Pat, gimme a quick shake. 

Patrick: Okie dokie. (Patrick shakes SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: OKAY! I'm ready! (Patrick grabs SpongeBob’s arm and uses it like a slot machine. Drops of red paint come shooting out
SpongeBob’s holes and onto trees) Hey, that worked perfectly! C'mon, good neighbor Patrick, let's paint the town
polka dot! 

Squidward: (clock on wall is ringing noon) Oh, no! It's already noon! I will be darned if I let those morons eat up anymore of my valuable Sunday! 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (outside one of Squidward’s windows singing) Good neighbors are we! La-la-la-la-la-la! 

Squidward: What's going on out there? 

SpongeBob: Hi, president Squidward! Almost done painting the- (Patrick pulls on SpongeBob’s arm which makes the paint
shoot out his holes and all over Squidward’s face and in his eyes)

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!! (runs around bumping into stuff. Runs outside and in front of a car) 

Lady: Look out! (car slams on brakes and stops in front of Squidward) 

Man: Oh, you poor man! 

Lady: You must be very sick! Let us take you to the hospital. 

Squidward: No really, I'm fine. Please, I…no, uhh… (car drives off) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: See ya later, neighbor! 

Patrick: It is a lovely day for a ride in the country. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, our president sure knows how to live. (later) I'd like to call this meeting of the good neighbor lodge to
order. Let's begin with role call: Patrick. (Patrick is snoring) OK…Squidward? (Squidward’s chair is empty) Squidward?
Squidward, you home? 

Patrick: Did you find him, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Nope. I guess he's still on his Sunday drive. 

Patrick: Or maybe he's on a secret mission! 

SpongeBob: I hope he's not in danger! 

Patrick: Danger? 

SpongeBob: As members of the good neighbor lodge, we are sworn to protect our presidente from danger. 

Masseur: Excuse me? Somebody ordered a relaxing pedicure and foot massage? The Sunday special? 

SpongeBob: Other star, we better check this guy out. Make sure he's safe for Squidward. 

Squidward: At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to. (SpongeBob & Patrick are laughing inside Squidward’s
house. Squidward opens his front door) What are you two doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: We're checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin. 

Patrick: I say he checks out a-ok! 
SpongeBob: Squidward, have you ever seen more lovely French tips? (shows foot with long toenails) 

Squidward: French tips, huh? (shoves SpongeBob to the side) Alright, pal, make with the foot massage, pronto. 

Masseur: Uh-oh. Sorry. Your hour's up. 

Squidward: (makes way toward the front door) Alright, you two! '''''OUT!''''' And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls
around here for the rest of the day. Or tomorrow or next week. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, does that include… 

Squidward: '''''YES, IT DOES!''''' (closes door) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something? 

Squidward: (busts head through the door) Yes I was!! You call yourself good neighbors? You're the worst neighbors, ever! You don't deserve to wear those fuzzes. (takes SpongeBob & Patrick’s hats and stomps them into the ground) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Pat, maybe president Squidward's right. 

Patrick: Yeah, I guess we're not good neighbors after all. 

Squidward: No you aren't! You're horrible neighbors! (deep breath) And stop calling me president! 

SpongeBob: (to Patrick) C'mon, let's go. 

Squidward: There are only 3 hours of my Sunday left. They took it all away. I didn't even get to read the Sunday paper.
(notices pile of paper on ground with a note on it) 

SpongeBob: ('Here's Your Sunday Paper Squidward. Enjoy. Love, SpongeBob.') (Squidward kicks the paper into the air then
growls like a dog. Then he takes the paper off his head) 

Squidward: Good neighbors my right! (reads paper) Hello? "Keep Out Intruders For Good! New Security System 5000. Free
Installation" (evil laugh. Later, has the security system built in and turned on) 

Security System: System Activated. 

Squidward: That ought to do it! Let's see those imbeciles get in here now! 

SpongeBob: (walks up to Squidward) President Squidward? 

Squidward: (screams) What the…?! 

SpongeBob: We hereby present you with this delicious cake.

Squidward: (reads writing on cake) "Sorry for bugging you so much"? What the…? Security system, help! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! What's the matter with you?! 

Security System: No threat detected. 

Squidward: (banging on security system) No, you infernal contraption! I'm gonna ship you off to the scrap heap you came from! 

Security System: Threat detected. (system shoots a laser at Squidward which makes SpongeBob & Patrick’s cake fly into the
air and land on the system and makes it go haywire) 

Squidward: What's going on? 

Security System: Threat detected. Code red! Cored red! 

SpongeBob: (laughing as fireworks are shooting out all over Squidward’s house) It's like a carnival ride. 

Squidward: (running around) Run for your lives! (Squidward’s house suddenly grows legs and arms and stands up. Then grabs
Squidward’s from inside) what are you doing? (Squidward’s house kicks him into the air and walks off) I only have half an
hour of me time left, and the idiots took my house. Which means those boobs aren't around to bug me. Ooh, just what I've
been waiting for. (laughs hysterically) I'm going to relax if it kills me. (meanwhile, Squidward’s house is on a rampage) 

Army: Fire! (tank fires a missile at the house but the house catches the missile and flicks it away. Then the house grabs the
tank and squishes it) 

Patrick: Wow! Squidward’s house is destroying the neighborhood! 

SpongeBob: We gotta turn this thing off! (turns on a light switch) Nope, not it. 

Patrick: (flushes the toilet) Nope. 

SpongeBob: (turns on the fan) Nope. 

Patrick: (pushes the toasted button down) That's not it, either. 

Squidward: (still resting) This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot. (house stands right above Squidward) 

SpongeBob: Hmmm, where to look. (notices an "off button" on the wall) Hmmm, this off button seems suspicious. (pushes
button and house sits on top of Squidward and goes back to normal) We did it, Patrick! (Squidward busts through from
beneath the floor) President Squidward? 

Squidward: No-no, don't say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now if
you'll be so kind to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow. 

SpongeBob: Mr President S…but we just wanted to… 

Squidward: '''''GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!''''' 

Scooter: There he is! (a whole crowd is standing outside Squidward’s house) 

Citizen: Are you the owner of this house? 

Squidward: Yes, yes I am. 

Citizen: Then on behalf of the citizens of Bikini Bottom, I present you with this summons to pay for the destruction of our
town. You'll be doing community service every Sunday for the rest of your life. 

Squidward: Huh? 

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, you got one of those, too? (SpongeBob & Patrick walk up with a summons in their hand) This'll be great! The three of us cleaning up Bikini Bottom. Well, see ya next Sunday, president Squidward!

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Episode Transcript: Good Neighbors

2008-05-25T04:21:41Z

Kitty53: adding more drama

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]

==Dialogue==

(everyone is sleeping until SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm wakes them up) 

Squidward: SpongeBob... 

SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work. 

Squidward: Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's very thoughtful of you. 

SpongeBob: My pleasure, Squidward. That's what good neighbors are for. 

Squidward: You did overlook one teensy little detail, however. 

SpongeBob: What's that, Squidward? 

Squidward: '''''IT'S SUNDAY!!''''' (kicks SpongeBob out of his house) A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday. 

SpongeBob: Sunday? No wonder Squidward's grumpy. He forget his Sundays papers. This will show Squidward I'm a good
neighbor. I'll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the paper together) Man this is heavy. (bumps into Patrick)
Oh, pardon me. 

Patrick: Hey, watch where you're going. Ah, newspaper monster!! 

SpongeBob: (throws paper in the air) Wah, monster!! (both scream and run around) 

Squidward: Will you two nincompoops kindly quiet down. I'm not going to let them ruin the rest of my Sunday. (hums) My
Sunday relaxation kit. (reaches into box) Let's see...pillow. (puts pillow on end of couch) Placed ever so for slight foot
elevation. Flower--to brighten the room. Flower fragrance. (sprays fragrance on flower. The flower dies) Ah, and the final
touch. (dials on phone) Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special. Yes, pedicure and foot massage house call, that is
correct. See you at 4 my good man. (hangs up phone) This is going to be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. (grabs a box)
Bon-bons. Hello there, heavensville wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation. (SpongeBob & Patrick raise up from behind the
couch making noises. Squidward spits out his chocolate) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: By the all seeing eye, ye are worthy. We are not. 

Squidward: What are you two idiots doing? 

Patrick: Secret ritual. 

SpongeBob: To inaugurate you as president. 

Squidward: Me? President of Bikini Bottom? I knew the people would come to their senses. 

Patrick: No, silly. Not the president of Bikini Bottom. Even better. 

Squidward: Better? 

SpongeBob: You're the president of 'The Secret Royal Order of the Good Neighbor Lodge'. 

Squidward: The what? Is this some stupid club you two made up? (SpongeBob & Patrick laugh) 

Patrick: Maybe. (both laugh) 

SpongeBob: It's a secret. (both laugh) 

Squidward: Fine! As my first presidential decree, why don't you, uhh, go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make
the neighborhood look nicer. (pushing SpongeBob & Patrick out the door) Now out, out, out, out, out, out. That oughta keep
them busy for a few Sundays. (when he closes the door, SpongeBob & Patrick appear from inside) 

SpongeBob: What colors should we paint the laves, your presidentialocity. 

Squidward: Polka dots. Now don't bother me anymore. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Wow, polka dots. 

Patrick: Our new president is a genius. 

SpongeBob: Yeah. (both laugh) See ya later, Squidward. (now outside, a red paint can drops on the ground) Whenever your
ready, Patrick. 

Patrick: (Patrick unscrews SpongeBob’s hat which turns out to be a screw) Hold still, buddy. (pours the red paint inside
SpongeBob’s hole. When he is done, he throws the can away and ends up hitting an elderly citizen riding a bike. Patrick
screws the hat back in) 

SpongeBob: Ok, Pat, gimme a quick shake. 

Patrick: Okie dokie. (Patrick shakes SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: Ok! Ready. (Patrick grabs SpongeBob’s arm and uses it like a slot machine. Drops of red paint come shooting out
SpongeBob’s holes and onto trees) Hey, that worked perfectly. C'mon, good neighbor Patrick, let's paint the town
polka dot. 

Squidward: (clock on wall is ringing noon) Oh, no, it's already noon. I will be darned if I let those morons eat up anymore
of my valuable Sunday. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (outside one of Squidward’s windows singing) Good neighbors are we. La-la-la-la-la-la. 

Squidward: What's going on out there? 

SpongeBob: Hi, president Squidward. Almost done painting the... (Patrick pulls on SpongeBob’s arm which makes the paint
shoot out his holes and all over Squidward’s face and in his eyes)

Squidward: Ah, my eyes!! (runs around bumping into stuff. Runs outside and in front of a car) 

Lady: Look out! (car slams on brakes and stops in front of Squidward) 

Man: Oh, you poor man. 

Lady: You must be very sick. Let us take you to the hospital. 

Squidward: No really, I'm fine. Please, I...no, uhh... (car drives off) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: See ya later, neighbor. 

Patrick: It is a lovely day for a ride in the country. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, our president sure knows how to live. (later) I'd like to call this meeting of the good neighbor lodge to
order. Let's begin with role call: Patrick. (Patrick is snoring) Ok...Squidward? (Squidward’s chair is empty) Squidward?
Squidward, you home? 

Patrick: Did you find him, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Nope. I guess he's still on his Sunday drive. 

Patrick: Or maybe he's on a secret mission. 

SpongeBob: I hope he's not in danger. 

Patrick: Danger? 

SpongeBob: As members of the good neighbor lodge, we are sworn to protect our presidente from danger. 

Masseur: Excuse me? Somebody ordered a relaxing pedicure and foot massage? The Sunday special? 

SpongeBob: Other star, we better check this guy out. Make sure he's safe for Squidward. 

Squidward: At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to. (SpongeBob & Patrick are laughing inside Squidward’s
house. Squidward opens his front door) What are you two doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: We're checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin. 

Patrick: I say he checks out a-ok. 
SpongeBob: Squidward, have you ever seen more lovely French tips? (shows foot with long toenails) 

Squidward: French tips, huh? (shoves SpongeBob to the side) Alright, pal, make with the foot massage, pronto. 

Masseur: Uh-oh. Sorry you're hour's up. 

Squidward: (makes way toward the front door) Alright, you two, out!! And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls
around here for the rest of the day. Or tomorrow or next week. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, does that include... 

Squidward: Yes it does! (closes door) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something? 

Squidward: (busts head through the door) Yes I was!! You call yourself good neighbors? You're the worst neighbors, ever! You don't deserve to wear those fuzzes. (takes SpongeBob & Patrick’s hats and stomps them into the ground) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Pat, maybe president Squidward's right. 

Patrick: Yeah, I guess we're not good neighbors after all. 

Squidward: No you aren't! You're horrible neighbors. (deep breath) And stop calling me president. 

SpongeBob: (to Patrick) C'mon, let's go. 

Squidward: There are only 3 hours of my Sunday left. They took it all away. I didn't even get to read the Sunday paper.
(notices pile of paper on ground with a note on it) 

SpongeBob: ('Here's Your Sunday Paper Squidward. Enjoy. Love, SpongeBob.') (Squidward kicks the paper into the air then
growls like a dog. Then he takes the paper off his head) 

Squidward: Good neighbors my right. (reads paper) Hello? "Keep Out Intruders For Good! New Security System 5000. Free
Installation" (evil laugh. Later, has the security system built in and turned on) 

Security System: System Activated. 

Squidward: That ought do it. Let's see those imbeciles get in here now. 

SpongeBob: (walks up to Squidward) President Squidward? 

Squidward: What the...?! 

SpongeBob: We hereby present you with this delicious cake.

Squidward: (reads writing on cake) "Sorry for bugging you so much"? What the...? Security system, help. Intruder alert.
Intruder alert. What's the matter with you? 

Security System: No threat detected. 

Squidward: (banging on security system) Oh, you infernal contraption. I'm gonna ship you off to the scrap heap you came
from. 

Security System: Threat detected. (system shoots a laser at Squidward which makes SpongeBob & Patrick’s cake fly into the
air and land on the system and makes it go haywire) 

Squidward: What's going on? 

Security System: Threat detected. Code red! Cored red! 

SpongeBob: (laughing as fireworks are shooting out all over Squidward’s house) It's like a carnival ride. 

Squidward: (running around) Run for your lives! (Squidward’s house suddenly grows legs and arms and stands up. Then grabs
Squidward’s from inside) what are you doing? (Squidward’s house kicks him into the air and walks off) I only have half an
hour of me time left. And the idiots took my house. Which means those boobs aren't around to bug me. Ooh, just what I've
been waiting for. (laughs hysterically) I'm going to relax if it kills me. (meanwhile, Squidward’s house is on a rampage) 

Army: Fire! (tank fires a missile at the house but the house catches the missile and flicks it away. Then the house grabs the
tank and squishes it) 

Patrick: Wow, Squidward’s house is destroying the neighborhood. 

SpongeBob: We gotta turn this thing off. (turns on a light switch) Nope, not it. 

Patrick: (flushes the toilet) Nope. 

SpongeBob: (turns on the fan) Nope. 

Patrick: (pushes the toasted button down) That's not it, either. 

Squidward: (still resting) This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot. (house stands right above Squidward) 

SpongeBob: Hmmm, where to look. (notices an "off button" on the wall) Hmmm, this off button seems suspicious. (pushes
button and house sits on top of Squidward and goes back to normal) We did it, Patrick! (Squidward busts through from
beneath the floor) President Squidward? 

Squidward: No-no, don't say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now if
you'll be so kind to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow. 

SpongeBob: Mr President S...but we just wanted to... 

Squidward: Get out of my house! 

Scooter: There he is! (a whole crowd is standing outside Squidward’s house) 

Citizen: Are you the owner of this house? 

Squidward: Yes, yes I am. 

Citizen: Then on behalf of the citizens of Bikini Bottom, I present you with this summons to pay for the destruction of our
town. You'll be doing community service every Sunday for the rest of your life. 

Squidward: Huh? 

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, you got one of those, too? (SpongeBob & Patrick walk up with a summons in their hand) This'll be

great. The three of us cleaning up Bikini Bottom. Well, see ya next Sunday, president Squidward.

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Episode Transcript: Good Neighbors

2008-05-25T04:21:03Z

Kitty53: SpongeBob's the one being kicked out. Squidward's not kicking himself out. I saw an error there.

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Episode Article: [[Good Neighbors]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]

==Dialogue==

(everyone is sleeping until SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm wakes them up) 

Squidward: SpongeBob... 

SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work. 

Squidward: Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's very thoughtful of you. 

SpongeBob: My pleasure, Squidward. That's what good neighbors are for. 

Squidward: You did overlook one teensy little detail, however. 

SpongeBob: What's that, Squidward? 

Squidward: It's Sunday!! (kicks SpongeBob out of his house) A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday. 

SpongeBob: Sunday? No wonder Squidward's grumpy. He forget his Sundays papers. This will show Squidward I'm a good
neighbor. I'll bring it to him. (breaks the string that holds the paper together) Man this is heavy. (bumps into Patrick)
Oh, pardon me. 

Patrick: Hey, watch where you're going. Ah, newspaper monster!! 

SpongeBob: (throws paper in the air) Wah, monster!! (both scream and run around) 

Squidward: Will you two nincompoops kindly quiet down. I'm not going to let them ruin the rest of my Sunday. (hums) My
Sunday relaxation kit. (reaches into box) Let's see...pillow. (puts pillow on end of couch) Placed ever so for slight foot
elevation. Flower--to brighten the room. Flower fragrance. (sprays fragrance on flower. The flower dies) Ah, and the final
touch. (dials on phone) Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special. Yes, pedicure and foot massage house call, that is
correct. See you at 4 my good man. (hangs up phone) This is going to be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. (grabs a box)
Bon-bons. Hello there, heavensville wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation. (SpongeBob & Patrick raise up from behind the
couch making noises. Squidward spits out his chocolate) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: By the all seeing eye, ye are worthy. We are not. 

Squidward: What are you two idiots doing? 

Patrick: Secret ritual. 

SpongeBob: To inaugurate you as president. 

Squidward: Me? President of Bikini Bottom? I knew the people would come to their senses. 

Patrick: No, silly. Not the president of Bikini Bottom. Even better. 

Squidward: Better? 

SpongeBob: You're the president of 'The Secret Royal Order of the Good Neighbor Lodge'. 

Squidward: The what? Is this some stupid club you two made up? (SpongeBob & Patrick laugh) 

Patrick: Maybe. (both laugh) 

SpongeBob: It's a secret. (both laugh) 

Squidward: Fine! As my first presidential decree, why don't you, uhh, go out and paint all the leaves on the trees to make
the neighborhood look nicer. (pushing SpongeBob & Patrick out the door) Now out, out, out, out, out, out. That oughta keep
them busy for a few Sundays. (when he closes the door, SpongeBob & Patrick appear from inside) 

SpongeBob: What colors should we paint the laves, your presidentialocity. 

Squidward: Polka dots. Now don't bother me anymore. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Wow, polka dots. 

Patrick: Our new president is a genius. 

SpongeBob: Yeah. (both laugh) See ya later, Squidward. (now outside, a red paint can drops on the ground) Whenever your
ready, Patrick. 

Patrick: (Patrick unscrews SpongeBob’s hat which turns out to be a screw) Hold still, buddy. (pours the red paint inside
SpongeBob’s hole. When he is done, he throws the can away and ends up hitting an elderly citizen riding a bike. Patrick
screws the hat back in) 

SpongeBob: Ok, Pat, gimme a quick shake. 

Patrick: Okie dokie. (Patrick shakes SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: Ok! Ready. (Patrick grabs SpongeBob’s arm and uses it like a slot machine. Drops of red paint come shooting out
SpongeBob’s holes and onto trees) Hey, that worked perfectly. C'mon, good neighbor Patrick, let's paint the town
polka dot. 

Squidward: (clock on wall is ringing noon) Oh, no, it's already noon. I will be darned if I let those morons eat up anymore
of my valuable Sunday. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: (outside one of Squidward’s windows singing) Good neighbors are we. La-la-la-la-la-la. 

Squidward: What's going on out there? 

SpongeBob: Hi, president Squidward. Almost done painting the... (Patrick pulls on SpongeBob’s arm which makes the paint
shoot out his holes and all over Squidward’s face and in his eyes)

Squidward: Ah, my eyes!! (runs around bumping into stuff. Runs outside and in front of a car) 

Lady: Look out! (car slams on brakes and stops in front of Squidward) 

Man: Oh, you poor man. 

Lady: You must be very sick. Let us take you to the hospital. 

Squidward: No really, I'm fine. Please, I...no, uhh... (car drives off) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: See ya later, neighbor. 

Patrick: It is a lovely day for a ride in the country. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, our president sure knows how to live. (later) I'd like to call this meeting of the good neighbor lodge to
order. Let's begin with role call: Patrick. (Patrick is snoring) Ok...Squidward? (Squidward’s chair is empty) Squidward?
Squidward, you home? 

Patrick: Did you find him, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Nope. I guess he's still on his Sunday drive. 

Patrick: Or maybe he's on a secret mission. 

SpongeBob: I hope he's not in danger. 

Patrick: Danger? 

SpongeBob: As members of the good neighbor lodge, we are sworn to protect our presidente from danger. 

Masseur: Excuse me? Somebody ordered a relaxing pedicure and foot massage? The Sunday special? 

SpongeBob: Other star, we better check this guy out. Make sure he's safe for Squidward. 

Squidward: At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to. (SpongeBob & Patrick are laughing inside Squidward’s
house. Squidward opens his front door) What are you two doing in my house? 

SpongeBob: We're checking to make sure this guy really is a certified foot masseur and not some kind of assassin. 

Patrick: I say he checks out a-ok. 
SpongeBob: Squidward, have you ever seen more lovely French tips? (shows foot with long toenails) 

Squidward: French tips, huh? (shoves SpongeBob to the side) Alright, pal, make with the foot massage, pronto. 

Masseur: Uh-oh. Sorry you're hour's up. 

Squidward: (makes way toward the front door) Alright, you two, out!! And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls
around here for the rest of the day. Or tomorrow or next week. 

SpongeBob: Squidward, does that include... 

Squidward: Yes it does! (closes door) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something? 

Squidward: (busts head through the door) Yes I was!! You call yourself good neighbors? You're the worst neighbors, ever! You don't deserve to wear those fuzzes. (takes SpongeBob & Patrick’s hats and stomps them into the ground) 

SpongeBob: Gee, Pat, maybe president Squidward's right. 

Patrick: Yeah, I guess we're not good neighbors after all. 

Squidward: No you aren't! You're horrible neighbors. (deep breath) And stop calling me president. 

SpongeBob: (to Patrick) C'mon, let's go. 

Squidward: There are only 3 hours of my Sunday left. They took it all away. I didn't even get to read the Sunday paper.
(notices pile of paper on ground with a note on it) 

SpongeBob: ('Here's Your Sunday Paper Squidward. Enjoy. Love, SpongeBob.') (Squidward kicks the paper into the air then
growls like a dog. Then he takes the paper off his head) 

Squidward: Good neighbors my right. (reads paper) Hello? "Keep Out Intruders For Good! New Security System 5000. Free
Installation" (evil laugh. Later, has the security system built in and turned on) 

Security System: System Activated. 

Squidward: That ought do it. Let's see those imbeciles get in here now. 

SpongeBob: (walks up to Squidward) President Squidward? 

Squidward: What the...?! 

SpongeBob: We hereby present you with this delicious cake.

Squidward: (reads writing on cake) "Sorry for bugging you so much"? What the...? Security system, help. Intruder alert.
Intruder alert. What's the matter with you? 

Security System: No threat detected. 

Squidward: (banging on security system) Oh, you infernal contraption. I'm gonna ship you off to the scrap heap you came
from. 

Security System: Threat detected. (system shoots a laser at Squidward which makes SpongeBob & Patrick’s cake fly into the
air and land on the system and makes it go haywire) 

Squidward: What's going on? 

Security System: Threat detected. Code red! Cored red! 

SpongeBob: (laughing as fireworks are shooting out all over Squidward’s house) It's like a carnival ride. 

Squidward: (running around) Run for your lives! (Squidward’s house suddenly grows legs and arms and stands up. Then grabs
Squidward’s from inside) what are you doing? (Squidward’s house kicks him into the air and walks off) I only have half an
hour of me time left. And the idiots took my house. Which means those boobs aren't around to bug me. Ooh, just what I've
been waiting for. (laughs hysterically) I'm going to relax if it kills me. (meanwhile, Squidward’s house is on a rampage) 

Army: Fire! (tank fires a missile at the house but the house catches the missile and flicks it away. Then the house grabs the
tank and squishes it) 

Patrick: Wow, Squidward’s house is destroying the neighborhood. 

SpongeBob: We gotta turn this thing off. (turns on a light switch) Nope, not it. 

Patrick: (flushes the toilet) Nope. 

SpongeBob: (turns on the fan) Nope. 

Patrick: (pushes the toasted button down) That's not it, either. 

Squidward: (still resting) This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot. (house stands right above Squidward) 

SpongeBob: Hmmm, where to look. (notices an "off button" on the wall) Hmmm, this off button seems suspicious. (pushes
button and house sits on top of Squidward and goes back to normal) We did it, Patrick! (Squidward busts through from
beneath the floor) President Squidward? 

Squidward: No-no, don't say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now if
you'll be so kind to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow. 

SpongeBob: Mr President S...but we just wanted to... 

Squidward: Get out of my house! 

Scooter: There he is! (a whole crowd is standing outside Squidward’s house) 

Citizen: Are you the owner of this house? 

Squidward: Yes, yes I am. 

Citizen: Then on behalf of the citizens of Bikini Bottom, I present you with this summons to pay for the destruction of our
town. You'll be doing community service every Sunday for the rest of your life. 

Squidward: Huh? 

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, you got one of those, too? (SpongeBob & Patrick walk up with a summons in their hand) This'll be

great. The three of us cleaning up Bikini Bottom. Well, see ya next Sunday, president Squidward.

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Gary the snail

2008-02-21T03:18:19Z

Kitty53:

#REDIRECT [[Gary the Snail]]

Squidward Tentacles

2008-02-21T03:11:21Z

Kitty53:

[[de:Thaddäus Tentakel]]
[[Category:Character]]
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|-
! colspan="2" | Name: Squidward Tentacles
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Date of Birth: || October 13,1942(age:65) We actually never know his date of birth.
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Name in other languages:||
*Thaddäus Tentakel - German
*Carlo Tentacules - French
*Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish
*Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian
*Lula Molusco - Portuguese
*Сепия - Bulgarian
*Octo Tentakels - Dutch
*Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας (Kalamaris Plokamias) - Greek
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Species: || [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus Octopus]
Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him 6 arms and did know this.
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Nickname: ||
*Squid
*[[The Thing]]
*Smelly
*Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Address: || [[Sqidward's house|Conch Street 122]], [[Bikini Bottom]], pacific ocean
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Jobs ||
*Cashier and waiter in the [[Krusty Krab]]
*Sometimes Fry Cook ([[Pickles (Episode)|06b]], [[Hooky|20a]], [[The Algae's Always Greener (Episode)|41a]], [[Breath of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|87b]])
*a short time waiter in "[[Krabby O Mondays]]" ([[Selling Out|65a]])
*[[Krusty Krab 2|Krusty Krab 2's]] Manager (in the [[The SpongeBob Squarepants movie|Movie]])
*a short time dishwasher ([[Squid Wood|79b]])
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Friend: ||
*[[Clarinet]]
*[[Jim]] The Original Fry Cook
Most people usually hate him because he hates them.
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Rival: || See below for Squidward's enemies
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Interests: ||
*Play the clarinet
*Art
*Free dance
*Ride a bicycle
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Favorite dish: ||
*Canned Bread
*Sweedish Barnacle Balls
*Fumed sausages
*[[Krabby Patty]] ([[Just One Bite]])
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Ancestor: ||
* [[Squog]]
*[[Squidly]] the King's Fool
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| Favorite music: ||
*Solitude in E-Minor
*[[Boys Who Cry]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Jazz Cool Jazz] ([[Hocus Pocus (Episode)|76b]])
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Favorite magazines: ||
*Magazines about modern dance
*[[Squid Ink.]]
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| Vices: ||
*Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "[[Good Neighbors|Good Neighbours]]")
*He has no hair
*He is claustrophobic ([[Wishing you Well|72b]])
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Portrayers: ||
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - English
*Eberhard Prüter - German
*Rokuro Naya - Japanese
|-

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'''Squidward J. Tentacles is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents.
His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearence.
HIs mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. ([[Papa Tentacles]])'''

==Personality==
Squidward Tentacles is a light green/blue colour, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large bald head, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. Squidward is a ANGRY ANNOYED UNKNIND SQUID!!!!He hates everthing
on the menu of the Krusty Krab.

[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|left|Squidward's House]]
Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, sitck-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. He is very egotistical and can't stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper-class, and looks down on most other people. Most of the time Squidward is impatient, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, Squidward is shown to have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in 'Squidville', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realises that he can't cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in 'Squid's Day Off' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every once in a while, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.

Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely due to the fact that he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiam, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, [[Eugene H. Krabs]], about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Althougnt he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when [[Jim]], the original fry cook was there. Him and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.
Squidward is the third main character of the show.

[[Image: Thaddäus.jpg|thumb|left|Squid Dancing]]

==Lifestyle==
Sqidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the [[clarinet]], which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio ,riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although he is usually interrupted by SpongeBob whilst trying to relax.

Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he won't admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair.While talking to Jim about life,Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair,
and when he said it,all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.

Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also hs been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in [[Slimy Dancing (Episode)]], Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.

==Squidward's Minor Jobs==
*Art Department Artist of the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Movie.
*Jellyfishing Inventor
*Jellyfisher
*Time Traveler
*Clarinet Player
*Krusty Krab Terrible Cook
*Snail-Sitter( I Was a Teenage Gary)
*Art Lesson Teacher
*Band Director
*Dancing Lesson Attender [[Image: ThaPok.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward and the Cabinet]]
*Criminal
*Krusty Krab's Owner
*Cake Baker
*Best Friend to Spongebob and Patrick
*Santa Claus
*Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave
*Earth Defender Hero(Captain Magma)
*Wallet Snatcher Criminal

==Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of Spongebob or Patrick==
*In [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] Squidward arrives that SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. But now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward arrives the contrary of his idea.
*In [[Opposite Day]] Squidward is going to move out. But a controller is going to check, if there is no pertutbing neighbours, otherwise he mustn't move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick don't disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are 3 Squidwards, she refuses the move.
*In [[SB-129]] Squidward wants to play the clarinett without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after he is freezed and is unfreezed 2000 years later. Immedialtely he doesn't want to stay there and with a time machine he moves in the pastand at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he can't live without SpongeBob and Patrick.
*In [[Squid's Day Off (Episode)|Squid's Day Off]] Mr. Krabs's arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. But whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks SpongeBob destroys the Krusty Krab.
*In [[Squidville]] Squidward moves to the [[Tentacle Acres]] so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. But Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob ad Patrick and returns to the Conch Street.
*In [[Good Neighbors (Episode)|Good Neighbor]] Squidward installs the ''safety system 5000'' so that SpongeBob and Patrick can't get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom and Squidward must every Sunday achieve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick.
*In [[Funny Pants]] Squidward can't sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop to laugh, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much, that he can't laugh anymore. But in stat of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.
*In [[Hocus Pocus]] SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.
*In [[SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget]] Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties, so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob arrives to beat it.

==Squidward's espacial default==
We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.
*In [[Employee of the Month]] SpongeBob says Squidward can't be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. But at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we don't know who is the new Employee of the Month.
*In [[The Paper]] Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he get the paper. But he notices he hasn't got any fun with it and he hasn't got anything else.
*In [[Fools in April]] SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves, SpongeBob goes over the top and Squidward arrives that SpongeBob runs cried at home. Finally, Squidward excuses for his "joke".
*In [[Club SpongeBob]] Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward can't be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down, he unwittingly catapults all the club in a forest.
*In [[The Camping Episode (Episode)|The Camping Episode]] SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word ''inside'' means he can't go camping, so he goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beated by a sea bear and a sea rhinoceros!
*In [[Breath Of Fresh Squidward (Episode)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]] he comes to know that SpongeBob and Patrick every night in his house are. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he get an electric shock.

==Alter Egos==
*Smelly is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. ([[The Thing (Episode)|76a]])
*[[Squidly]] was King Krab's jester who was caged because King Krabs doesn't like his poems and melodies. ([[Dunces and Dragons|66_ ]])
*Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).

===Squidward's Enemies===
* [[SpongeBob]] (ARCH NEMESIS)
* [[Patrick]] (ARCH NEMESIS)
* [[Gary]]
* [[Barnacle Boy]]
* [[Mr. Krabs]]
* [[Pearl]]
* Little Squidward and Squid Wood
* [[Plankton]]
* [[The Dirty Bubble]]
* [[ManRay]]
* Any [[Jellyfish]]
* [[DoodleBob]]
* [[What Zit Tooya]]
* [[Squilliam Fancyson]]
* [[The Seagulls from Land]]
* [[The Wormy]]
* Magic Conch Shell
* Bikini Bottomites
* Tom
* Fred
* Nancy
* Monroe
* Perch Perkins
* A Sea-Bear
* Janitor at Arts Class.

==Squidward's Weakness==
* Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too.
* IIIMMMAAAGGGINNNNAAATTTIIIOOONNNNN
* MAGIC from the Wishing Well
* Love and Nice Things
* The PAPER
* Losing Hair
* Being annoyed and defeated by jellyfishes

===Family===
*[[Mama Tentacles]]
*[[Papa Tentacles]] (Probably Deceased)
*Spongebob( brother in Can You Spare a Dime and SquidBob TentaclePants)

==Trivia==
*Squidward was the moderater of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision. In the USA this [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off Spin-off] was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher [[Nickelodeon]].
*Squidward's name is a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau Portmanteau]; it is composed from "''Squid''" and "''Edward''".
*When Squidward laughs, his nose contracts like a bagpipe.
*Squidward is afflicted with claustrophobia. ([[Wishing you well|72b]])

==Quotes==
*"I hate my job!" ([[Spy Buddies|84a]])
*"To bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|Movie]])
*(''Squidward sees a fish with a chum-helmet'')
:"Some people heave no taste in headgear."
:(''Shortly after he sees a baby with it'')
:"Babies too?" ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|Movie]])
*(''Squidward understands Plankon's plan'')
:(''to Plankton''): "It was you all along! But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with '''''my''''' paycheck." ([[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]])

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