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Beach Party Cook-Off

2009-08-22T21:09:23Z

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'''Beach Party Cook-Off''' is the 2009 [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] video game for the Nintendo DS. It was then followed by the game [[Happy Squared Double Pack]] in March 2009. It is based on the episode, [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One]]. It was released, February 24th 2009.

==Plot==

The player, as [[SpongeBob]], runs the [[Krusty Krab]]! When Both [[Mr. Krabs]] and [[Plankton]] both want to cook for [[Jack Kahuna Laguna]]'s Beach Party, Jack demands a contest to decide who will cook at the Party! [[Plankton]]'s cousins want to help him, but [[Plankton]] will not pay them for the work.[[Mr. Krabs]] won't pay much, but it's better than nothing. Throughout the game you will play through 5 "Episodes", each with a new judge after every 3 workdays, and a New theme for the [[Krusty Krab]]. The player will then need to help [[SpongeBob]] train a group of [[Plankton]]'s cousins to become the best chefs in [[Bikini Bottom]]!

==Stations==

Through the game, SpongeBob has to manage four different stations in order for his cooking masterpieces to be a success.
These stations are:

*Patrick's Station: where the food is sliced, chopped and sawed. It is nicknamed "The Chop Shop".
*The Grill: SpongeBob's station, where the player can experience flipping patties, stirring up ketchup for the fries and can roast foods like SpongeBob. The Grill truly makes the player feel like a Fry Cook.
*Gary's Station: The orders, where the player can choose which orders he or she wants to cook next as well as adding bonuses such as the Double Card(if two orders are the same, the player can pair them up with a price of two quality slices). EXP bonuses, quality bonuses and Mr. Krabs' personal favorite, the price bonus.
*Squidward's Station: where the player can coat the buns of a Krabby Patty, squeeze some juices of of berries and can deep fry in three different ways. Regular deep frying, slingshot deep frying and deep frying through the art of skimming small ingredients.
*Sandy's station: for the finishing touches, such as putting the salt on fries, garnishing some other recipes and assembling Patties.

==Familiar recipes==

These recipes have been featured in old SpongeBob episodes.

*Monster Krabby Patty (during the show [[All that Glitters]].)*Double Krabby Patty
*Triple Decker Krabby Patty
*Silly Meal (Barnacle Boy rejected this recipe in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]], but the little one's won't!)
*Nasty Patty (Even though it threatened the life of a Health Inspector, but tough guys recommend it.)
*Bubble Bass Special (buried somewhere in the SpongeBob Trivia Book)
*Krusty Krab Pizza (SpongeBob's failed delivery in [[Pizza Delivery]] can now be brought to your cookbooks assuming you unlock it first)
*Kelp Shake (it seems they fixed that little kelp problem from [[Best Frenemies]].)
*Coral Bits (for when customers can't make up their minds)

==Trivia==

*This game is based on the episode, [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One]].
*This is also called "Frantic Fry Cook".
*Using the magic of surround sound, THQ have managed to make the sound of the dining room outside the kitchen sound like it's just next door.
*One player has discovered a quick way to win the Whisk mini-game. Simply stir the other way and the whisking speed will be doubled.
*Gary's station appears in Episode 2 of the game.
*Old school variants of the Krabby Patty are featured in the game, such as Crying Jonnie (from [[Pickles]]), Nasty Patty (from [[Nasty Patty|the episode of the same name]]. Surprisingly, Reg. the bouncer for the Salty Spitoon likes these). and the Krusty Krab Pizza from [[Pizza Delivery]].

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Operation: Krabby Patty

2009-08-22T21:05:50Z

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Operation Krabby Patty is a SpongeBob computer game.

== Plot ==

===Right Side===
[[Plankton]] hires a bunch of sea ants to use Robo Krabs to get all the [[Krabby Patty|Krabby Patties]] from [[the Krusty Krab]]. Then, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] tries to wake up [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (who is sleeping) and tells him about it. Squidward tells SpongeBob that Mr. Krabs is off on a [[Arrgh!|treasure hunt]]. SpongeBob says he'll drive to Mr. Krabs even though he doesn't have a license. So he goes to get his liscense from [[Poppy Puff|Mrs. Puff's]] [[Boating School]]. Then he gets his learner's permit. The boat he's in goes haywire and sends him near the [[Hooky|"Carnival"]] (hooks) which is where [[Patrick]] is at. They have a little fun until the learner's permit flies away and lands in the mouth of a [[Clams|clam]]. "So much for my learner's permit," SpongeBob says. They go over to the "Carnival." SpongeBob then goes up on a hook and sees Robo Krabs. He jumps down and lands on a [[Jellyfish]]. Sandy is near by so he goes to see her. "I've been waiting for my [[jellyfishing]] partner," she says. They start to chase after jellyfish and their nets aren't working to well so they get out the [[Sandy's Rocket|net guns]]. A jellyfish passes by and lands in SpongeBob's net. SpongeBob holds on and when he lets go he lands in Mr. Krabs' ship. Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to fire at the ghosts (who work for the [[Flying Dutchman]]). Just then, Robo Krabs (sea ants) go by and take a peek. SpongeBob tells Mr. Krabs about Robo Krabs and the missing Krabby Patties. "Sounds like one of Plankton's college educated plans," jokes Mr. Krabs. Plankton tells the sea ants to press the fire button. It is actually the self destruct button. It destroys Robo Krabs, the Krabby Patties, and the sea ants.

===Wrong Side===
SpongeBob wakes up and finds that Gary is gone! He finds a [[Idiot Box|tape recorder]]. It (Plankton) tells SpongeBob that [[Gary]] is hidden. SpongeBob has to first get his learner's permit from Mrs. Puff's Boating School. Then SpongeBob comes back and this time he has to get some jellyfish jelly. He goes and tells Patrick to help him catch jellyfish. After they're done, SpongeBob looks for the tape recorder and finds out that Patrick ate it! He presses the play button (actually Patrick's belly) and finds out he has to get some Krabby Patties. Patrick then burps out the tape recorder. Plankton tells the sea ants to tag along and get the Krabby Patties and bring them to the [[Chum Bucket]] (they actually take them to SpongeBob's house). SpongeBob gets the Krabby Patties and a new tape recorder. Plankton says for SpongeBob to get some cheese. SpongeBob goes to the "Carnival." He sees Squidward and he helps SpongeBob get the cheese. Squidward plays a trick on SpongeBob disguising his voice as Patrick He takes of a mask and has a Patrick mask on. Patrick sounds like Willie the Anchovie. He takes off the mask and has a Willie the Anchovie mask on. He has his regular voice. He take off ther mask and it's Squidward again. He goes home and finds the tape recorder with no tape. Plankton is listening to a self-hypnosis tape and finds out he forgot to put the tape in the tape recorder. He sends the tape recorder to SpongeBob and tells him to give him $100 in order to find Gary. SpongeBob goes to Mr. Krabs (who is having a treasure hunt) and SpongeBob says that he will give Mr. Krabs $1,000 for working at the Krusty Krab for one year. SpongeBob walks home and Gary jumps out the window of the Chum Bucket and into SpongeBob's arms. SpongeBob and Gary are happy. Plankton counts the Krabby Patties and counts backwards, which causes the Chum Bucket to explode. Plankton lands and gets his [[Plankton!|record player]].

== Cast ==
*[[Tom Kenny]] as SpongeBob, Gary
*[[Bill Fagerbakke]] as Patrick
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] as Squidward
*Joe Whyte as Mr. Krabs
*[[Doug Lawrence|Mr. Lawrence]] as Plankton
*[[Carolyn Lawrence]] as Sandy

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Drawn to Life: SpongeBob SquarePants Edition

2009-08-22T21:03:28Z

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'''Drawn to Life''' is a [[SpongeBob]] video game that was released in September 2008 for the Nintendo DS.

===Voice Cast===

*[[Tom Kenny]] - [[SpongeBob]], [[Gary]]
*[[Dee Bradley Baker]] - [[DoodleBob]]
*[[Rodger Bumpass]] - [[Squidward]]
*[[Bill Fagerbakke]] - [[Patrick]], DoodlePatrick
*[[Doug Lawrence]] - [[Plankton]]
*[[Clancy Brown]] - [[Mr. Krabs]]

===Characters Trapped===
*[[Mr.Krabs]] - Upt. [[Bikini Bottom]] #1
*[[Plankton]] - [[Rock Bottom]] #1
*[[Mrs. Puff]] - Lagoon Circus #3
*[[Sandy]] - [[Below Deck]] #3
*[[Pearl]] - [[Bibo Instructies]] #1
*[[Squilliam]] - [[Wild Jungle]] #1
*[[Mama Krabs]] - [[Moon Surface]] #2
*[[Mama Tentacles]] - [[Space Station]] #2
*[[Papa Plankton]] - [[Bikini Doodle]] #3
*[[Peterson]] - [[Lunar Battle]](says nothing) #2
*[[Clem]] - [[Note World]] #3
*[[King Neptune]] - [[Note Sactum]] #3
*[[Mindy]] - [[Note Sactum Peak]] #3

===Trivia===

*This is the first Drawn to Life [[SpongeBob]] game.
*It is a [[SpongeBob]] version of the game, "Drawn to Life" though the original one only has [[DoodleBob]].

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Overbooked (Episode)

2009-08-22T21:01:00Z

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'''"Overbooked"''' is an episode from Season 6.

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*2 SpongeBob clones
*[[Fred]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]
*Old Lady that's Ugly

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Sandy's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Tom's Toolery]]
*[[Mr. Krabs' House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Bakery]]
*[[Shoes]]

==Plot==

Sandy has a presentation, Mr. Krabs wants to build a telescope, and Patrick's birthday party is missing a cake. Can SpongeBob help them all at once?

==Trivia/Goofs==

*This is the first time [[Sandy]] wears a dress.
*This is the fifth episode where it took place during someone's birthday. The others were [[Whale of a Birthday]], [[Waiting]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], and [[The Donut of Shame]].
*The title card is another one of those with small pineapples on it.
*At the end of the episode [[SpongeBob]] has two clones.
*This is the first time [[Mr. Krabs]] is seen in [[Sandy]]'s [[Treedome]].
*The store called "[[Tom's Toolery]]" is a play on the word "tomfoolery".
*If you look closely, when SpongeBob is naked, his legs have tan lines on them.
*The Krabby Patty that lands on [[SpongeBob]] is longer than most Krabby Patties.
*If you look closely, on the sign that's on the door to [[Tom's Toolery]], It says that they are closed all WEEK for Porpoise Day. How could a store be closed for a week because of one day?
*When [[Sandy]] is having her presentation, [[Dr. Gill Gilliam]] is there.
*[[Mr. Krabs]]'s water helmet is taller and skinnier than everyone else's helmets.
*This is the first time [[Mr. Krabs]] and many minor characters wear a water helmet.
*Three games based on the episode can be played at [http://www.SpongeBob.com SpongeBob.com]. They are: Tasty Pastry Party, Sandy Stacker, and Krads Astro Lab, based on Patrick's birthday party, the cloning machine, and the telescope.

*In Bikini Bottom there is a Shop called Shoes.
*This is the second time sandy had to show an invention to scientists.The first was in "Chimps Ahoy!"
*When SpongeBob first goes to Patrick's rock his left hand gets stuck between the wall and floor, as if the rock closed on him implying the rock was hollow and they were inside of it, even though the walls were straight and in every other episode the rock is solid.
*If Spongebob was naked public,why the police won't arrest him?

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[[Episode Transcript: Overbooked]]

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Overbooked (Episode)

2009-08-22T21:00:25Z

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'''"Overbooked"''' is an episode from Season 6.

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*2 SpongeBob clones
*[[Fred]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]
*Old Lady that's Ugly

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Sandy's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Tom's Toolery]]
*[[Mr. Krabs' House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Bakery]]
*[[Shoes]]

==Plot==

Sandy has a presentation, Mr. Krabs wants to build a telescope, and Patrick's birthday party is missing a cake. Can SpongeBob help them all at once?

==Trivia/Goofs==

*This is the first time [[Sandy]] wears a dress.
*This is the fifth episode where it took place during someone's birthday. The others were [[Whale of a Birthday]], [[Waiting]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], and [[The Donut of Shame]].
*The title card is another one of those with small pineapples on it.
*At the end of the episode [[SpongeBob]] has two clones.
*This is the first time [[Mr. Krabs]] is seen in [[Sandy]]'s [[Treedome]].
*The store called "[[Tom's Toolery]]" is a play on the word "tomfoolery".
*If you look closely, when SpongeBob is naked, his legs have tan lines on them.
*The Krabby Patty that lands on [[SpongeBob]] is longer than most Krabby Patties.
*If you look closely, on the sign that's on the door to [[Tom's Toolery]], It says that they are closed all WEEK for Porpoise Day. How could a store be closed for a week because of one day?
*When [[Sandy]] is having her presentation, [[Dr. Gill Gilliam]] is there.
*[[Mr. Krabs]]'s water helmet is taller and skinnier than everyone else's helmets.
*This is the first time [[Mr. Krabs]] and many minor characters wear a water helmet.
*Three games based on the episode can be played at [http://www.SpongeBob.com SpongeBob.com]. They are: Tasty Pastry Party, Sandy Stacker, and Krads Astro Lab, based on Patrick's birthday party, the cloning machine, and the telescope.

*In Bikini Bottom there is a Shop called Shoes.
*This is the second time sandy had to show an invention to scientists.The first was in "Chimps Ahoy!"
*When SpongeBob first goes to Patrick's rock his left hand gets stuck between the wall and floor, as if the rock closed on him implying the rock was hollow and they were inside of it, even though the walls were straight and in every other episode the rock is solid.
*If Spongebob was naked public,why the police won't arrests him?

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Episode Transcript: Born to Be Wild

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Episode Article: [[Born To Be Wild]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[The Mild Ones]]

==Dialogue==

(opens up to bikers riding by coral, setting them on fire after they ride by) 

SpongeBob: (at [[Jellyfish Fields]]) La la la la la. (attempts at catching the jellyfish) Missed ya. Uh-oh. (notices road) You
shouldn't play in the street, little guy. You could get run over. (motorcycles approaching. As they do, SpongeBob hangs
onto ones jacket) The "Ild Ones"! That's a strange name. (jacket tears) Scallop!! (rolls in the cement) Bye "Ild Ones". I
like your silly name. Hmm..."W". Oh, oh, they're not the "Ild Ones". They must be the "Wild Ones". 

Fish: (dressed in farmer outfit with a pick-axe in his hand) The Wild Ones?! Tar nation! Don't you know who the Wild Ones
are, son?! 

SpongeBob: No; I don't know who you are, either. 

Fish: Why, they're the most ferocious, bloodthirsty biker gang under the sea. They've destroyed entire cities in an
afternoon! (laughs maniacally then jumps back into the hole he was digging) 

SpongeBob: Bloodthirsty bikers? And they're headed straight for Bikini Bottom. I've got to warn everybody. I better take the shortcut. (SpongeBob uses the bubble transition that usually appears between scenes to get to the Krusty Krab faster) Mr. Krabs! 

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Where in the blue barnacles did you come from? 

SpongeBob: There's no time for that, Mr. Krabs. Grab something heavy! Bar the door! Board up the windows. We've got to
protect the Krusty Krab. The Krabby Patties must survive! 

Mr. Krabs: Settle down, son. What are you all riled up about? 

SpongeBob: Bikers... coming... nasty... ferocious... take... over... town. Destroy... must hide! 

Mr. Krabs: What are you going on about? Bikers?

SpongeBob: The Wild Ones are coming, Mr. Krabs. They're the most vicious, ravenous herd of hooligans in the sea. 

Mr. Krabs: Ravenous did you say? That's another word for hungry, isn't it? (cut to later where a sign hangs that
reads 'WELCOME WILD ONES!') Welcome Wild Ones! They'll be drawn here like a sailor at a tattoo parlor. With the special
biker parking and authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains. And to top it off, a custom chopper patty. And best of all,
I'll raise me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune. 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, this is serious! (crying...) 

Mr. Krabs: That kid needs a vacation -- unpaid of course. (cut to The Wild Ones 25 miles from Bikini Bottom. Cut to
SpongeBob in front of Squidward's house) 

SpongeBob: Squidward! (knocks on door) 

Squidward: Yes, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: A horrible biker gang called the "Wild Ones" are coming. We've got to run, hide! (crying) 

Squidward: Oh, my. This sounds serious. Luckily, I know just what you should do. Listen closely. 

SpongeBob: Uh-huh. 

Squidward: Get a good grip on your pants. (SpongeBob does so) Turn around. (SpongeBob does so) 
SpongeBob: Like this, Squidward? 

Squidward: That's it. (kicks SpongeBob into the air. Cut to SpongeBob landing next to Patrick, who is sniffing under his arm) 

SpongeBob: Patrick! 

Patrick: Hello, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: An evil gang of bikers are coming to ravage Bikini Bottom. 

Patrick: Huh. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, didn't you hear what I said?

Patrick: Oh, I heard you. What I didn't hear was a hello. 

SpongeBob: Hello, Patrick. 

Patrick: Hello, SpongeBob. Bloodthirsty bikers! We got to hide! (both run and scream then run into each other. Both run and
scream again and keep hitting each other till they run through Jellyfish Fields. Patrick and SpongeBob hide in a giant clam until it spits them out. The giant clam uses mouthwash) 

Giant Clam #2: Hey, what happened to you? 

Giant Clam #1: (groaning): I... I don't want to talk about it, man. (SpongeBob and Patrick fly through some kelp grass. As they hide in
it, a mower comes by and mows them over then uses a leaf blower to blow them into a pile. Both reform into their shapes and
scream more) 

Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) Hide me! 

SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) No, hide ''me''! 

Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) Hide me! 

SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) Me! 

Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) No, me! 

SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) ''Me!'' 

Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) ''Me!'' 

SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) ''Me!'' 

Patrick: No! No more running. 

SpongeBob: What? 

Patrick: Those bikers think they're so tough. With their leather hats (holds his pants) and their leather pants (points to
head) 

SpongeBob: (holds up a black sock) And their leather socks. 

Patrick: If we dressed up like that then ''we'd'' be the big, scary bikers and ''they'd'' be little baby doody-heads. 

SpongeBob: Say that again, Patrick. 

Patrick: Little baby doody-heads? 

SpongeBob: No, no, not that part. The part about dressing up like big, scary bikers. What do you think, Patrick? Do I look
tough? 

Patrick: I wouldn't mess with ya. 

SpongeBob: Nor I with you, my friend. Let's ride. (cut to later where Patrick and SpongeBob are revving their engines. Zoom
out to show they are riding bicycles) Fear not. There is no need to panic. The Bikini Bottom bad boys are here. 

Fish #2: Ooh, I feel protected now. 

Scooter: Those are some mean looking rides, dudes. (chuckles) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, it's working. They think we're...vicious bikers. (cut to Krusty Krab) Bikini Bottom, you're salvation
is here. 

Patrick: (drools) See? 

SpongeBob: Patrick, that's your salivation. 

Patrick: Oh. 

SpongeBob: So, Squidward, are you ready to do your part? 

Squidward: Does that part include laughing at you? Cause you two look even more idiotic than usual. 

SpongeBob: Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? 

Patrick: I'm bloodthirsty. See? (shows a cup with the word 'BLOOD' on it. He takes a sip) Want some? 

SpongeBob: Oh, no thank you, Patrick. I'm drinking diet blood. (both take sips of their drinks) See Squidward? We walk the
walk but can we talk the talk? Do you want to join our biker gang? 

Squidward: No, I don't. 

Patrick: What about our biker club? 

Squidward: No. 

SpongeBob: How about our biker organization? 

Squidward: No! I don't want to join your biker alliance, outfits, or your fellowships. 

SpongeBob: What about our coalition? 

Patrick: Ooh, I don't know. That one's pretty exclusive. 

SpongeBob: (takes out clipboard) We'll just put you down as undecided. (Squidward groans and walks away) Hi, Mr Krabs.
We're the Bikini Bottom bad boys and we're bad to the bone. 

Mr. Krabs: This'll be great. Those bikers can work up an appetite beating you up in the parking lot. Then they can fill up
on delicious Krabby Patties then they can beat you up again. 

SpongeBob: Please, Mr. Krabs. We're going to run off those bikers and save the Krusty Krab. 

Mr. Krabs: You're not running off any of me paying customers. You can stay and get beat up in the parking lot if you
wish. 

SpongeBob: Then can we save the town? 

Squidward: Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing? 

SpongeBob: Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react? (flashback) Squidward! We're out of napkins! (screams) Out
of napkins! (another flashback to SpongeBob banging on Squidward's door) Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do No
Remove by Penalty of Law" tag on my mattress! Hide me. Hide me. (another flashback) Squidward! Squidward! I've gone blind.
(Squidward turns on lights) Oh. Thanks, Squidward. (back to present) 

Squidward: SpongeBob, you always over-react to everything. One of your many annoying traits. 

SpongeBob: (gasps) Me? Annoying? (annoying laughter. Squidward growls) You're right. 

Squidward: You are so wrong about everything, SpongeBob, that the only thing that I am completely sure about is that there
is no motorcycle gang headed this way. (motorcycles approaching) What was that? 

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there, mateys. Motorcycle vehicles headed over the horizon. 

Squidward: What? (grabs binoculars) Gimme that. (sees them coming. His eyes pop through the binoculars as he screams) Don't
just stand there, save us. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, I know this looks like the end, but you and I can get through anything. As long as do it together.
(Patrick is already running away) Patrick? Patrick! (Patrick is headed into Jellyfish Fields and to the bus stop where a
bus picks him up and takes him to a plane. Patrick jumps out of the plane and onto a rocket ship) Well, it's just you and
me, Squidward. But I want you to know that we can get through this. As long as we... 

Squidward: Panic! Run for your lives! (customers gasp) The Wild Ones are coming! (everyone screams and runs) 

Fish #3: The Wild Ones? (jumps into a sardine box) Mabel, get the kids. (his family jumps into the sardine box and then
closes it) 

Fish #4: Honey, I got the napkins. Oh, what I have missed this time? 

Squidward: (running out of the Krusty Krab) Please don't kill me. I want to join you. It's been my life-long dream to be to
be a member of a motorcycle gang. I even knitted my own Wild Ones jacket. (shows a shirt with a skull on it) I want to ride
to live and live to ride. (screams as the bikers ride in a circle around him) I'll do whatever you want. I'll betray my
friends and neighbors. Just let me live. 

Biker #1: What's that, missy? 

Biker #2: What? 

Biker #1: Howdy, we're the "Mild Ones". 

SpongeBob: Mild Ones? (turns the W upside down) Oh! 

Biker #1: Gimme back my M. Let's go, boys. 

Mr. Krabs: Don't you want to spend any money? 

Biker #1: Don't you want to kiss the seat of my pants? Let's ride. (bikers ride off) 

SpongeBob: Good-bye. They seem really nice. Hey, where's Squidward? 

Squidward: Woo-hoo-hoo! (riding with the biker gang) Ride to live and live to ride.

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Episode Transcript: Pressure

2009-08-16T22:30:04Z

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==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[The Seagulls from Land]]

==Dialogue==
'''Sandy:''' (looking at the clouds) You know, SpongeBob, sometimes it's nice to hang up my hang-glider and just watch the clouds roll by. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yup, and just relax. 

'''Sandy:''' Yeah. Relax. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Do you know what that cloud looks like? 

'''Sandy:''' What? 

'''SpongeBob:''' A flower. 

'''Sandy:''' They all look like flowers, SpongeBob. All the time. 

'''SpongeBob:''' They sure do. 

'''Sandy:''' You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the top of coral cliffs. But I don't want to miss out on a second of this beautiful beauty.

'''SpongeBob:''' Me either. Who wants to get all dirty anyway?

'''Sandy:''' Yeah. And sweaty. Anyway, I think we'd all know who'd get to the top first. 

'''SpongeBob and Sandy:''' Yeah. (laughing) Me. 

'''SpongeBob:''' That's funny, Sandy. That sounded like you said you could beat me at a climbing contest. 

'''Sandy:''' Of course I can! I'm a squirrel. See? (points to her acorn badge) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I thought that meant you were nuts. 

'''Sandy:''' Nope, that means I'm a natural climber. I'm from the surface world, and nothing prepares you for climbing than growing up on good ol' dry land. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Land-shmand, it's all about finger strength, baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength! (his fingers do poses) What do you think about that, "Miss Mittens"? 

'''Sandy:''' I'd say I'm already halfway there! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Ahh! (begins to climb the mountain) Hey, no fair! You got a head start! 

'''Sandy:''' Sorry, SpongeBob, that's the way the coral crumbles! (collapses the rock SpongeBob is climbing on) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey! (gets back on another rock) You did that on purpose! 

'''Sandy:''' Yeah, but this is an accident! (unleashes more rocks at him) Too bad you forgot your umbrella! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (holds on to an umbrella and floats up). I didn't! (laughing) 

'''Sandy:''' Well. It's about time you showed up. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gibberish) I want a rematch! First one to the Krusty Krab is the winner! 

'''Sandy:''' Ain't no way a sea critter can run faster than a land critter. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I can underwater! I'm... HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED! Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube? 

'''Sandy:''' Why don't use ask my behind! That is, if you can catch it! What do you think of that, HydroPants? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'd say I'm already halfway there!-halfway there! (zoom out to reveal a record player)-halfway there!-halfway there!. 

'''Sandy:''' (gasps) Hey! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughing, hits a brick wall) 

'''Sandy:''' (jumps on SpongeBob) Thanks for the face lift! You see, I told you that you didn't- 

'''SpongeBob:''' (dressed as an old man) There you are! Lay that just like a land creature to keep a sea creature waiting! (rips off suit, laughing) 

'''Sandy:''' I though y'all wanted a rematch. 

'''SpongeBob:''' I did! And I took a head start like you did! 

'''Sandy:''' Well, I was just funning with you that time! But I guess all y'all underwater don't have to play fair!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess I don't, air breather! 

'''Sandy:''' Water sucker! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Tree climber! 

'''Sandy:''' Gulf streamer! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Kite flier! 

'''Sandy:''' Tongue chewer! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Take that back! You... (nervously) not wet person! 

'''Sandy:''' Aha! You can't even come up with another name! That proves it! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Proves what? 

'''Sandy:''' That land critter are better than sea critters! 

'''Patrick:''' (walks to the two) Better at what? 

'''Sandy:''' Oh, just near about everything, I guess. Cattle roping and pie eating and wood chopping and flying! 

'''Squidward:''' (walks to the three) What's she you blabbering about? 

'''Patrick:''' She says land creatures are best. 

'''Sandy:''' Only because it's true! We're best at horse riding and first aidinf and rowing. Y'all got a swift in swimming, but we've got corn chucking (Mr. Krabs walks to the four) and hay bailing and barn raising and fishing! 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' (all gasp) 

'''Sandy:''' And name calling, for sure! 

'''Squidward:''' And drowning, don't forget drowning! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (laughing) Good one, Squidward! (jumps to hi-five Squidward) Woo! 

'''Squidward:''' Not in your life, sport. (SpongeBob falls) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'll admit, you've got some pretty good moves. For a squirrel. (SpongeBob and the rest except Sandy start laughing) But you're still just a land creature. 

'''Sandy:''' Squirrels can do anything they want to! 

'''Patrick:''' I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah. 

'''Sandy:''' Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh) 

'''Patrick:''' Thank you, thank you. 

'''Sandy:''' Well, there's just one thing. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that. 

'''Sandy:''' Uh...uh... 

'''Squidward:''' How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Can you reproduce by budding? (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? 

'''Sandy:''' No! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Most importantly...can you do this? (all except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath) 

'''Sandy:''' Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't live down here! 

'''Sandy:''' Well, you know... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show ya all! I don't need this suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp) And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Neptune preserve her! 

'''Squidward:''' How long can she stay like that? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know! 

'''Patrick:''' Sandy's a girl? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Wow, Sandy. You sure proved us wrong. I guess land creatures are better. At least until they have to breathe... (Sandy winks) Yup, won't be long now. Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's free! (Krabs then takes a deep breath too) 

'''Sandy:''' (starts suffocating underwater, then puts her head into a pickle jar. all others start laughing.) Stop laughing at me! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather! 

'''Patrick:''' Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.) 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Sea creatures rule! Water! Water! Water! 

'''Sandy:''' All right, all right! You've had your little laugh. But now it's my turn! Y'all think you're some hot stuff, don't ya! Swimming around with your fancy gills and such. But none of you wetheads could last even a minute on my turf. Dry land! 

'''Squidward:''' Do we need pickle jars? (all but Sandy begin to laugh) 

'''Sandy:''' Nope, nothing but the clothes on your backs. 

'''SpongeBob:''' One minute? No problem, Landy! (all but Sandy begin to laugh) 

'''Sandy:''' (all but her are still laughing, as she leads them all to a hill. as they see land, they stop laughing) Well? So are you going or not? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, you know, but... 

'''Squidward:''' We can't, uh... because... 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, um... we're late for our... 

'''Patrick:''' Our fitting! 

'''Sandy:''' Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes! 

'''Patrick:''' (holding and eating popcorn) We are not chicken! (drops popcorn) Huh! My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission accomplished. 

'''Sandy:''' Tell you what. Unless you can stay underwater for one measly minute, you forfeit the contest and prove that land creatures are better than sea creatures! 

'''SpongeBob:''' No, way, San-day. We can take on your challenge! 

'''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're not afraid of your dumb old land!

'''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're sea creatures! 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Well, this is it. 

Mr. Krabs: Wait, boy! (gives him a glass) Make it last. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (drinks from it) Okay! Here I go! (gasps out of water) Hey, this isn't so bad. We can do this! Hey, Patrick, come on up! The air is fine! 

'''Patrick:''' I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with. Cannonball! (goes up to shore) Hey, I lost my trunks! Hi, SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat, you made it! Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' All to shore, it's going to shore, Squidward! Land ho! (goes up)<be>

'''SpongeBob:''' Looking good, Mr. Krabs! 

'''Patrick:''' Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry. Come on, Squidward! 

'''SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs:''' Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! 

'''Squidward:''' Well, okay. But I won't like it. (goes up. chanting stops.) What? 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, here we are. 

'''Squidward:''' This is pretty easy. 

'''Patrick:''' I may keep a second rock up here. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Once you get your land legs it's not so bad! 

'''SpongeBob:''' We're the masters of land and sea! 

'''SpongeBob:''' (approaching birds) Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks? 

'''Sandy:''' 3, 2, 1. Well, tan my fur. They made it! Better congratulate them. SpongeBob! Patrick? Hmm, where'd those critters go to? (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them, attacks the birds) Holy Cow! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings! 

(back underwater)

'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy. 

'''Sandy:''' You know, everyone's best at something. 

'''SpongeBob:''' But no one's best at everything. Sorry I made you take off your helmet, Sandy. 

'''Sandy:''' Sorry I made you go up on dry land, SpongeBob. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Three cheers for feeling sorry for ourselves! Hip hip! 

'''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip! 

'''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray! 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip! 

'''Seagulls:''' Hooray. 

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SpongeBob’s House

2009-08-15T22:48:48Z

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[[Image:Spongehause.jpg|thumb|SpongeBob's home: A pineapple]]
[[Image:SpongeBobs Garage.JPG|thumb|SpongeBob's Garage]]
[[Image:I love pain.JPG|thumb|SpongeBob's Daily Physical Activity Area]]
[[Image:SpongeBobs Haus innen.JPG|thumb|SpongeBob's bedroom, as seen in [[Help Wanted (Episode)|Help Wanted]]]]

'''[[SpongeBob]]'s house''' is a pineapple under the sea. It is situated adjacent to [[Squidward Tentacles]]' house on Conch Street in the city of Bikini Bottom. The only living creatures in the house are [[SpongeBob]] and [[Gary]].

===Inside===
The inside is very colorful and has various major themes, but it mainly looks like a beach house. The floorplan has not been set, like most of the buildings in [[Bikini Bottom]].

1st Floor:
* Living Room - This is where SpongeBob entertains his guests. It has several chairs, a wall decoration in the form of a fish lure, several tables, and a diver's helmet TV. In [[Banned in Bikini Bottom]], a window was cut into one of the walls and several [[Krusty Krab]] tables were placed in here. Also there is a conch shell cordless phone that has no base, and is pink in color. It has nine push-buttons, and an extendable metal antenna. It has a mechanical bell ringer.
* Kitchen - The kitchen is where SpongeBob prepares his meals and feeds Gary. It usually has a stove, a "submarine" refrigerator, cabinets made of crates on boards with chains, a sink (really a bucket with a faucet) and countertop (surfboards with hula skirts and bamboo posts), and a table (really a piece of wood placed on a beach ball).
* Office - This is SpongeBob's workplace where he does his homework. It mainly has a desk with a lamp and a pencil-holder.
* Bedroom - This is where SpongeBob and Gary sleep. It has a three-matress bed, a pile of newspapers (for Gary), a nightstand for his alarm clock, and sometimes a treasure chest that SpongeBob never uses (mainly because he lost the keys). Sometimes, a closet and calendar are shown, and in the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, all of SpongeBob's [[Employee of the Month]] awards were kept on one of the walls. His bedroom is sometimes shown with what appears to be a pet scallop in a cage. The purpose of this is not yet known.
* Bathroom - SpongeBob goes to the bathroom, brushes his teeth, and bathes here. It has a bathtub, a toilet, and a vanity for his sink.
* Library - All the books SpongeBob reads are stored here. It has shelves, a chair and slide, and a fireplace, and in [[Something Smells]], a pipe organ was seen.

2nd Floor:
*Top Roof-Roof of Spongebob's House.

===Outside===
The house, obviously in it's name is a pineapple, orange-colored with criss-crossed lines and small dots, a chimney and with leaves as its roof. The house features two windows, but in some episodes, there are three, and in the episode [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors]], the back view of the house was shown. The door of the house has the shape of a typical and common door with a wheel of a ship as the opener or "doorknob". In some episodes, like [[I Was a Teenage Gary]], it was shown that SpongeBob still needs a key to open the house and the keyhole is shaped like a shell or a scallop. The house has flowers that represent his spice garden on each side and a road with hard rocks leads on this house. Spongebob's house is located at 124 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom.

===Removal===
* In [[Night Light]], the Moth takes away the entire pineapple home.
* In [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] the nematodes eat SpongeBob's house until SpongeBob plants the last seed, regrowing his pineapple.

===Destruction, Remodels, and Reconstruction===
* In [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] the house gets eaten by [[nematodes]], but it grows back.
* In [[Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm]] the place gets partially eaten by the worm, but it's quickly repaired. Later in the episode, it was crushed when the worm fell into Bikini Bottom.
* In [[Opposite Day]], SpongeBob destroys his own house but [[Squidward]] fixes it.
* In [[Spy Buddies]], the house fries and turns black but it was not completely
annihilated.
* In [[Sing a Song of Patrick]], his house was destroyed by Patrick's song [[I Wrote This]].
* Also in the game "Creature From The Krusty Krab" it is destroyed numerous times.
*In [[Not Normal]],SpongeBob changes his pineapple to a real house.
*In [[Porous Pockets]] It was reconstructed into a mansion.
*In [[Banned in Bikini Bottom]] it was used as the Secret Krusty Krab when Miss Priss shut the original down. More details in the Inside section of this page.

===Inhabitants===
*SpongeBob and Gary are the main inhabitants of SpongeBob's House although there were many other different inhabitants in certain episodes. For example there was: [[Rex]] the Worm, [[Jerry]] and [[Lary]] the Snails, (as seen in the episode [[Dumped]]) [[Chip]], [[Used Napkin]], [[Penny]], (as seen in the episode [[I Had an Accident]]) 100s of [[Jellyfish]], (as seen in the episode [[Jellyfish Jam]]), Clam from [[Help Wanted]], [[Junior]], (as seen in the episode [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]]) [[Patrick]] (in [[Rock-A-Bye Bivalve]], [[The Donut of Shame]], and other episodes) and Squidward is seen staying there in the episode: [[Can You Spare a Dime?]] In [[Ghost Host]] the Flying Duchman stayed with Spongebob.

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My Pretty Seahorse (Episode)

2009-08-15T22:47:24Z

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'''My Pretty Seahorse''' is an episode from Season 3

==Info==
===Time/Date===
*March 21, 2017
*March 24, 2017

=== Time Cards Shown ===

*3 Days Later
*12 Seconds Later

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] [[Image:Mystery.jpg|thumb|right|Mystery the Seahorse]]
*[[Mystery]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward]]
*Customers
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Scooter]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Hats]]

== Plot ==
It is now Springtime in [[Bikini Bottom]], Patrick emerges under his rock wearing a purple sweater...Patrick strips the sweater and buries it under the sand like a dog would. Here's a narration from the episode:

NARRATOR: ''"Ah, springtime in Bikini Bottom. All sea creatures have an innate sense of the seasonal changes. Like the starfish. A quick survey of his environment and he knows that…"''

PATRICK: ''"It's spring!"''

NARRATOR: ''"The starfish then sheds his winter coat and stores it away safe for winter."''

SpongeBob comes out of his house and begins to greet the flowers after stating that he has Spring Fever. Squidward emerges from his home as well, and after some convincing from SpongeBob, he too says hello to the flowers. The flowers react like an aggravated cat, hissing at Squidward, causing him to run into his house screaming. SpongeBob says he shall do him a kindness and plant him some hypo-allergenic flowers.

Cue SpongeBob wearing a gardening outfit, including a sun hat, overalls, and clogs. He first plants a coral flower, and turns to grab the watering can to water said flower only to turn back around and find the flower bitten in half. He continues this routine of planting flowers and turning his back until he states, ''"I'm not taking my eyes off you."'' Three days later, he still has not moved his eyes, and in fact has to water them because they have dried out. Patrick walks by and draws SpongeBob’s attention – SpongeBob turns back, and the flower is gone again. SpongeBob finally sees the seahorse, which has been eating the flowers, which then runs away and starts neighing on top of a rock.

He decides to tame her and writes a scientific journal of sorts about her mysterious qualities, and hence names her Mystery. The seahorse spots SpongeBob’s floral bookmark and approaches him. Apparently eating the book mark was enough to tame the seahorse, as the show switches to a montage with 60's psychedelic backgrounds of the two of them frolicking together, enjoying piggy back rides, painting, blowing bubbles, and even going to the hat store...

At the end of the day, SpongeBob lets the horse sleep in his bed and promises that they will be friends forever. The next day, he rides past Squidward on his bike - which hits a rock sending Squidward off a cliff and into a massive explosion. Once arriving at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob ties up Mystery outside like in old western movies. Then, Scooter arrives with his friend, mistaking Mystery for a kiddie ride. As he finds a quarter, he tries to look for it, saying, ''"I can't find the coin slot. Here it is!"'', and Mystery kicks Scooter and into a massive explosion. ''"YAAHH! Help! Kiddie ride on the loose!",'' screams Scooter's friend. Mr. Krabs runs to the scene and is shocked. ''"A monster! Scaring away me customers."'' He demands that the horse be gotten rid of because he is scaring off the customers stating, ''"It’s either you or Mystery."''

SpongeBob has Mystery shoved in a cupboard, and tells her that she only needs to stay there until Patrick finishes the stable he asked him to build – Cue a shot of Patrick with a board nailed to his forehead sitting with a blank look on his face. SpongeBob starts to go back to his job, with only eight more hours in his job left. ''"Only eight more hours,"'' says SpongeBob.

Twelve seconds later, Mystery peers out of the cupboard, and SpongeBob tells her, ''"No, Mystery, you can’t come out yet. If old man Krabs sees you, I’ll lose my job."'', and knows that he's hungry. ''"How about some lunch?"'', says SpongeBob and Mystery eats a Krabby Patty, but then he neighs, and then SpongeBob warns him, because Krabs has heard it, and asks, ''"Is that horse here?"'', and SpongeBob says, ''"No, Mr. Krabs. I was just doing my imitation of Mystery"'', and he does a fake, pathetic neigh. ''"Well, keep working on it. That was terrible!"'', said Mr. Krabs, and he walks out, and SpongeBob is relieved and he says, ''"That was close. And from now on, no more hijinks."''

''"Order up!"'' Squidward comes to the window, but Mystery eats the order before Squidward gets there. SpongeBob thinks that the Krusty Krab is haunted, and before SpongeBob can leave, Squidward says, ''"SpongeBob, there's no ghosts!"'' ''"Oh"'', says SpongeBob. Squidward starts lecturing SpongeBob; meanwhile Mystery is stealing customers’ orders from their tables.

Here's his lecture as it follows:

''"In case you’ve forgotten, here’s how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"''

Squidward then sees Mystery as SpongeBob puts Mystery back in the cupboard yelling, ''"Don’t tell Mr. Krabs! I got it all under control! Now then, you were saying"'', and Squidward says, ''"Just get my order!"'' and he walks out. And SpongeBob laughs and says, ''"Ghosts."''
Mystery eats SpongeBob’s hat, [[spatula]], all of the [[Krabby Patties]], the stove, and old man Jenkins. And from Mystery's stomach, we hear ''"I don’t want to be a burden."''

The customers get aggravated and start to revolt. Then Squidward says, ''"Folks, we have a minor situation going on in the kitchen"'', and a man asks him, ''"Where’s our food?"'' Another man yells, ''"I’m so hungry!"'', a woman says, ''"This is my only lunch hour!"'' and Tom asks ''"Where’s Old Man Jenkins?"'' Then, Squidward says, ''"Take it easy, the food’s no good here anyway."''

This causes Mr. Krabs to come out and ask Squidward ''"Squidward, what is going on here!"'', to which he replies, ''"Why don’t you go ask Cowbob RanchPants and his faithful companion Sir Eats a Lot?"''

Mystery belches up old man Jenkins, apparently after getting a bellyache because of eating all the Krabby Patties. Mr. Krabs walks in, and thinks he is seeing things, but he isn't and demands that the horse be gotten rid of, and SpongeBob pleads with him not to be gotten rid of. ''"No, Mr. Krabs! Don’t make me give up Mystery! I know you think she’s just a horse, but she’s more than that, I tell you. She listens to me. She understands everything I say and I understand her! She’s my best friend!"'' Mr. Krabs is touched by the story and continues on to tell SpongeBob about the story of his best friend, Krabs says ''"I was five years old and me father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar, loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together."'' Then SpongeBob asks, ''"What happened to the dollar, Mr. Krabs?"'' Then Krabs answers, ''"And one day at the beach, it was so hot and I was so thirsty! I spent it on a soda. My best friend!"'' and starts to weep. After regaining his composure he states that ''"The kitchen is no place for a life horse!"'', which causes the customers spit out their food.

SpongeBob takes Mystery outside and tells her, ''"You belong in the wild."'' He turns his back on her and the horse walks away and he says, ''"Well, what're you waiting for? Can't you see I don't want you anymore?"'', and when Patrick walks up, still with the board on his head from earlier, he says, ''"Just get out of here, you stupid dumb animal!",'' and he walks away, and he says, ''"Well, she's gone, and I'll never see her again."'' And then, Mr. Krabs comes up and says that he did the proper thing. ''"She’s free now. And we have no right to separate that wild animal from its natural habitat."'' Squidward interrupts the conversation to let Mr. Krabs know that the safe is empty, because Mystery had an after dinner salad: all the money in the safe. '''''"GET THAT HORSE!!!"''''' screams Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs go running after Mystery into the horizon.

The episode ends with Patrick trying to get into the hat store, but can't because the board on his head from earlier is too wide to fit through the door.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The title is a pleased reference to the popular toy (and TV!) line, My Little Pony.
*Squidward calls Mystery Sir Eats A Lot, a parody of ''Sir Lancelot'', a famous character from King Arthur's tales.
*This was the second time Squidward fell down the cliff. The first was [[Jellyfishing! (Episode)|Jelllyfishing]].
*Mystery is voiced by [[Frank Welker]].
*How can Mystery eat the money in Mr. Krabs' container if she was in the kitchen for most of the time?
*When SpongeBob said "You ate Old Man Jenkins!", but the captions said "You have eaten Old Man Jenkins".
*Running Gag: [[SpongeBob]] changes every time the camera goes back to him in the montage of Mystery eating the book. (featuring the mustache)
*If this episode takes place after March 6, 2017, shouldn't Squidward have been frozen in the freezer?, it is possible this episode takes place after Squidward returned to the present time, of course he did fall out the door frozen.
*How do you explode when you fall? Maybe if you fell hard enough, you explode, but that's impossible to explode when you fall.
*P.S.: Filmed in a location in a mall at California. No Explosions are injured during the filming of this episode.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: My Pretty Seahorse]]

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The Algae’s Always Greener (Episode)

2009-08-15T22:44:01Z

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Episode Transcript: Snowball Effect

2009-08-15T22:32:03Z

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Episode Article: [[Snowball Effect]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Fred]]
*Realistic Fish head

==Dialogue==

(footage of real glaciers) 

Narrator: Ah, observe the majesty of the mighty iceberg. (scene cuts to a block of ice falling into the water) This frozen giant, normally found floating in polar regions, can sometimes stray into warmer waters causing dramatic changes in climate to tropical undersea life. (a giant block of ice floats over Bikini Bottom and it starts to snow underwater) 

Realistic Fish Head: Yes, it seems Old Man Winter paid us a visit late last night, and he brought not with him a pillow or a sheet, but a blanket.... a blanket of snow! (view of Jellyfish Fields) Yes, from Jellyfish Fields... (view of Mr. Krabs' house) to residential abodes... (view of a traffic light changing from 'go' to 'stop' then back to 'go') to bustling downtown... (view of SpongeBob’s house) it’s nothing but the white stuff. (SpongeBob opens the front door) 

SpongeBob: Whoopee! 

Realistic Fish Head: And local residents are taking notice! (SpongeBob and Gary put on their Santa hats. Scene scrolls over to kids making ice sculptures, even Mr. Krabs making a sculpture of a dollar. Mrs. Puff walks over to her boat, covered in snow. She take a deep breath and blows it all away then drives off, driving pass Fred covered in the snow she blew off) 

Fred: Hey! 

Plankton: (walks outside the Chum Bucket) What’s this? Drops of rain frozen into ice crystals? I shall harness their energy and rule the world! (laughs evilly but a bunch of snow falls on top of him) Ahh... oh, stop! I wish to rule you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he's now buried in snow. Scene cuts to Patrick) 

Patrick: Snow angel! (laughs while on the ground flapping his hands and arms. He stands up but he only made a circle) Oh... (a snowball hits him in the side of the head) Hey! (SpongeBob whistles) Thanks a lot, SpongeBob! While you were just standing there whistling, someone threw a snowball at me! 

SpongeBob: Oh really, Patrick? (giggles) Did the snowball look like this? (throws another snowball, this one hitting Patrick's eyes) 

Patrick: Yeah. (SpongeBob laughs. Patrick runs over to SpongeBob) This is serious SpongeBob. Someone’s after me. I think I’d better leave town. 

SpongeBob: Patrick, I threw it. We’re having a snowball fight. Don’t you get it? 

Patrick: Snowball fight? I want to play! I want to play! 

SpongeBob: Well first, you have to make a snowball. 

Patrick: Oh yeah, snowball. (bends down and starts making a snowball) Oh, this is gonna be great! (shows his snowball but
its a cube) Huh? (tries making another snowball but its a pyramind) Wha...? (tries making another snowball but its a DNA) Aw...! SpongeBob, could you help me make a snowball? 

SpongeBob: Sure, pal. (makes a snowball and hands it to Patrick) 

Patrick: Thanks buddy. (throws it at SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: Patrick! How could you? 

Patrick: It’s a snowball fight, remember? 

SpongeBob: Oh yeah. (two stare at each other then run back to their forts they made out of snow. They start to throw lots
of snowballs at each other. Scene cuts to inside Squidward's house where Squidward is sitting by the fire with his
slippers on each tentacle) 

Squidward: Ah, yes... Warm fire, cozy slippers, and a piping hot cup of tea with a lemon wedge. (squirts lemon juice in his
eye) Why do I even bother? (a banging is heard outside. He looks outside to see SpongeBob and Patrick building snow forts)
Would you two please keep it down?! 

SpongeBob: Squidward! You’re just in time to enlist in my army! Join me, and together we’ll defeat the Pink Menace! 

Patrick: That’s me! 

SpongeBob: I can start you off as a buck private, but with hard work, perhaps you’ll rise through the ranks and become a
regular private! 

Squidward: Thanks, but no thanks, Major Stupidity. You and General Nonsense over there will have to fight without me.
(snickers) Got 'em both. (notices a snowball flying at him, so he ducks. The snowball puts out his fire. Squidward closes
his window) 

SpongeBob: Patrick, you fool! This was over before it started! I will now consider your unconditional surren... (a snowball
hits him in the face, sending him into the snow) ...der. (Patrick guffawls) So that’s how he wants it to go down. (takes
off his Santa hat, revealing a funnel under it. He scoops up snow in the funnel and puts it on his head. He jumps up on his
fort and starts shooting snowballs at Patrick very fast) 

Patrick: (stands up, revealing a bunch of snowballs lined up on his forehead) Ha! You missed me! (SpongeBob shoots more
snow into Patrick's mouth. Slow motion occurs then resumes to normal speed after Patrick swallows the snowballs. SpongeBob
fires more snowballs and this time the snowballs get stuck) 

SpongeBob: Score one for the boys back home! (Patrick walks up to Squidward's house and knocks on his door) 

Squidward: Yes? Oh, Patrick. (Patrick is still choking) What an unpleasant surprise. Oh boy, nothing like a game of
charades. (Patrick swallows the snowballs) 

Patrick: I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all
the water and now I’m better. 

Squidward: Fascinating. (closes door) Now where was I? (another knock on the door) What? 

Patrick: Can I use your bathroom? 

Squidward: Patrick, go use your own bathroom. 

Patrick: I don’t think I can make it! Please? 

Squidward: No. 

Patrick: Please? 

Squidward: No. 

Patrick: Please? 

Squidward: No. 

Patrick: Please? 

Squidward: Ok, make it quick. 

Patrick: That’s OK. 
SpongeBob: Aha! Aiding the enemy! Caught you red-handed, Squidward! 

Squidward: Look, SpongeBob, I was just... (SpongeBob throws a snowball at Squidward but it lands in his fire again, putting
it out) SpongeBob! Oh... (picks up a snowball. SpongeBob shrieks) 

Patrick: Yay, Squidward’s on my side! 

Squidward: I most certainly am not! 

SpongeBob: Then that means he’s on my side! 

Squidward: No SpongeBob, I’m not on your side either. I’m on nobody’s side. Snowball fights are for immature children and I
will not stoop to your level. (drops the snowball) If you two want to knock each others brains out with snowballs, kindly
leave me out of it. (walks back inside) 

Patrick: Come on SpongeBob, let’s go knock each other brains out! 
SpongeBob: I’m ready! 

Squidward: Hmmm... (imagines Patrick throwing a snowball at SpongeBob, knocking his brain out) 
SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, it’s out. 

Squidward: (chuckles) Now there’s something I’d actually like to see! (takes a chair up to one of his windows) Nothing
wrong with getting a front row seat I suppose. (snickers) Ah. What’s this? (SpongeBob and Patrick are shaking hands)
Wha...I...no! (walks back outside) What are you doing? You’re supposed to be knocking each other’s brains out! 

SpongeBob: We signed a peace treaty, Squidward. (Patrick shows treaty) You were right, fighting is for children. 

Squidward: No, no, no, I misled you, it’s for adults too! Give me that peace treaty! (rips the treaty into pieces) There!
Let the war continue! 

SpongeBob: Squidward, that wasn’t the peace treaty. That was a copy of the peace treaty. 

Squidward: Look, you two are giving up too easily. Now Patrick, pretend I’m SpongeBob. 

Patrick: Then who am I? 

Squidward: You’re Patrick. 

SpongeBob: Can I be Mr. Krabs? 

Squidward: No! Wait, why? 

SpongeBob: He’s a good leader. 

Squidward: Would you butt out? 

Patrick: Hey, you can’t talk to Mr. Krabs like that, Squidward! 

Squidward: I’m SpongeBob, you’re Patrick! (Squidward throws a snowball at Patrick) Now, what are you going to do? (Patrick
throws it back at Squidward) Patrick, why didn’t you hit SpongeBob? 

Patrick: You said you were SpongeBob, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: (imitating Mr. Krabs) Arrgh it’s true, Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work! (laughs) 

Squidward: Oh boy. Alright, I can see where this is going. Let’s just say for all intents and purposes that I, Squidward,
am now part in this war. Now... 

SpongeBob: If you're in this war then where’s your fort? 

Squidward: I don’t have one, ok? Now... 

Patrick: You gotta have a fort, Squidward. 

SpongeBob: Forts win wars, Squidward. 

Squidward: (growls) Ok, fine? You want a fort? (makes a small snow fort) There, there’s your fort. Now... 

Patrick: That fort’s too small, Squidward. 

Squidward: It’s ok, Patrick. It’s just a demonstration. Now... 

SpongeBob: He’s right, Squidward. That thing would never protect you, it’s downright puny. 

Squidward: Trust me, it’s fine. (Patrick throws a snowball at Squidward) 

SpongeBob: See, it is too small. 

Squidward: Not if I crouch down. I mean, you didn’t even give me a chance to crouch down. (crouches down) See? Down here, I
am perfectly... (Patrick throws a snowball at Squidward) 

SpongeBob: Exposed. 

Squidward: Would you two please... (Patrick throws a snowball at Squidward) ...stop throwing... (Patrick throws another
snowball at Squidward) ...snowballs?! (Patrick throws another snowball at Squidward. Squidward growls and retaliates with a snowball of his own but it puts out his fireplace again) 

SpongeBob: Squidward returned fire! 

Patrick: Then it’s war! 

Squidward: No, no...no, wait, wait, wait! (crouches down behind his snow fort) I was just giving a demonstration! (SpongeBob and Patrick throw lots of snowballs at Squidward. Squidward ends up looking like a snowman from all the snowballs that
hit him) Alright, that’s it! You guys asked for it! (throws a snowball at SpongeBob) I got him! Ha! I got him! (laughs) In
your face, SpongeBob! (laughs) This is actually kind of...exciting! Why I’ve never felt so alive! 

Patrick: (laughs) He got you good, SpongeBob! (Squidward throws lots of snowballs at SpongeBob and Patrick) Take cover!
(Squidward continues to throw snowballs) 

Squidward: Oh yeah... 

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick? 

Patrick: I think Squidward’s taking this really seriously. (Squidward's clarinet is wedged in Patrick's forehead) That last
one had his clarinet in it. 

SpongeBob: It’s time for Plan B. (both tiptoe away while Squidward stops throwing snowballs) 
Squidward: What’s going on? The snowballs have stopped falling. I’d better take advantage of this momentary cease-fire.
(notices his fort is a little lopsided and gasps) What? My left flank is exposed? That bloated starfish is gonna run right
through me! (pats it down with more snow) I’ll just fix that right now. (laughs) Wait, that makes my north wall a weak
spot! (pats some more snow on the north side) But if they attack from the rear, I’m a goner! (gasps) But what about the possibility of an aerial attack! (starts digging more snow on his fort. Scene cuts to a few seconds later where Squidward
has a gigantic fort, near the top of the tree) Fort Squidward is now all but impenetrable! (laughs more) Now, where are
those fools? (snow falls on Squidward’s head) The first shot has been fired! (throws a snowball while more snow falls on
his head) Take this, Patrick! (throws another snowball as more snow falls on Squidward) Taste my frozen fury! (throws two
snowballs. Zoom out to show the snow from the tree is falling on Squidward's head) Victory is mine! (laughs wildly) Well, I
got you now! (Squidward keeps throwing snowballs while SpongeBob and Patrick are watching TV and sipping some cocoa) 

SpongeBob: Did you hear something, Patrick? 

Patrick: Nope. 

TV: Let out the snowshoes and the shovels.

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Driven to Tears (Episode)

2009-08-15T22:06:27Z

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'''"Driven to Tears"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]]

==Info==
===Time Cards Shown===
*One minute, thirty seven seconds later...
*One debt to society later... (not a real time card)

===Characters=== [[Image:Patricks fuehrerschein.jpg|thumb|right|Patricks Drivers License]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Mother SquarePants]]
*[[Father SquarePants]]
*[[Charlie]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Police Force]]
*[[Judge Horace.A.Whopper]]

===Places===
*[[Boating School]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Patrick's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Bikini Bottom]] Jail

==Plot== [[Image:Pals4ever.jpg|thumb|right|The Number Plate]]
[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] are going to [[Mrs. Puff]]'s Boating School. SpongeBob is once again going to take his driving test, but, despite encouragement from Patrick, he flunks miserably. Then Patrick decides to take the driving test, believing that Mrs. Puff was actually manipulating SpongeBob’s tests. He comes up to SpongeBob and says that he passed and got a driver's license. SpongeBob gets disappointed, and gets super mad when people start treating Patrick like a celebrity. He even gets his own hot rod, something which makes SpongeBob envious. SpongeBob gets angrier because Patrick's, boat's engine keeps him up at night, Patrick has to drive SpongeBob to work, and Patrick is talking all the time about driving. Mr. Krabs sets up a drive-thru window for Patrick, and even SpongeBob's own parents are talking more about Patrick than himself. However, when Patrick starts breaking some traffic laws, SpongeBob finally bursts and rips up Patrick's license, the police chase Patrick and SpongeBob. Patrick has done some time in the slammer for not having his driver's license. However, SpongeBob begs to go in his place, and his request was granted. When he gets out of jail, SpongeBob and Patrick realize what Patrick's position did to their friendship, and make up. SpongeBob makes a plate for Patrick's car, but Patrick threw it out because the needle was on E, for end he thought (Patrick ran out of gas in his car)

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The only logical reason why in [[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]] 1,258,056 times but in this episode he only flunks 58 times because that Mrs. Puff mentioned that the past results record was blown by the explosion at the last time episode's ending and they had to start all over again.
*The police cars crash in a similar way as in [[Doing Time (Episode)|Doing Time]].
*SpongeBob's seatbelt goes through his arm.
*When the guards escort Patrick away, he says to SpongeBob, "Don't forget to feed Gary. Sometimes you forget to feed him," a reference to the episode [[Have You Seen This Snail?]]
*This is the only [[Episodes/Season 4|Season 4]] appearance of Mr. and Mrs. SquarePants.
*Patrick changes color during the close-up near the end.
*Because SpongeBob flunked 58 times and 39 in Boating School, Boating School and Driven to Tears are in the same month and year.
*It takes 97 seconds for SpongeBob to flunk his test.
*First time we see SpongeBob steaming.
*This episode should take place before December 14, 2003 according to the expiration date of Patrick's driver's license.
*How does Spongebob rip Patrick's license if all licenses are plastic and not paper?
*[[Charlie]] was the judge at the courthouse.
*Patrick can't possibly get his license because he is a moron! And he can't be the one millionth person to pass the test because not that many people live in Bikini Bottom.
*On that note, if Patrick is driving horribly through town, how could he have gotten his license in the first place? How can Mrs. Puff pass Patrick?!
*In [[Slide Whistle Stooges]], Patrick is seen driving again. It is unknown if he renewed his liscense after SpongeBob ripped it into pieces.
*SpongeBob would eventually get his driving liscense if Patrick didn't eat those flash cards in the first place!!
*Spongebob's parents are jealous at Patrick because he has a license and their son doesn't. We can see them drive in [[Home Sweet Pineapple]] and [[No Free Rides]], making SpongeBob not having a license.
*In this episode the judge says "since there is no legal president," but in the episode "Doing Time" when spongebob is being chased by the police he says "the president must be in town."

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Driven to Tears]]

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SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (Episode)

2009-08-15T21:56:54Z

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| Airdate: || April 17, 2009
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'''"SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One"''' is an episode from Season 6.

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Jack Kahuna Laguna]]
*[[Flying Dutchman]]
*Group on Deserted Island
*[[Awesome Eddie]]
*[[Big G]]
*[[Chip (fish)]]
*[[Silent Stan]]
*[[Twitch]]
*The Gnarly Pounders (Surfers)
*[[Guest Stars|Davy Jones]] (as himself)
*[[Aunt Sally]] (Mentioned)
*[[Cashy]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Pearl]]
{{Image|http://i41.tinypic.com/15yyfdt.jpg|The group on the island.}}
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Nat Peterson]]
*[[Shubie]]
*[[The Big One]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*The 'Island'
*Kahmamoku Cove
*[[Dutchman's Triangle]]
*Real-life Davy Jones' locker
*House made of Guano

===Songs===
*[[Daydream Believer]]
*[[Ridin The Hook]] (featured on DVD)

==Plot==
SpongeBob and Squidward are getting really hot at the [[Krusty Krab]], so [[Mr. Krabs]] takes them to the beach to sell Krabby Patties. There, they find Sandy and Patrick. When Patrick wants to buy a Krabby Patty, Patrick gets on and the surfboard tips and flings SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs all to different places. Mr. Krabs is in ''The Dutchman's Triangle'', Sandy is on an island; so are SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward, but they're on different islands. SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward meet 5 people and they tell them that the only way back to Bikini Bottom is to surf there. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward swim to JKL learn how to surf to get back to Bikini Bottom. JKL tells them just to keep breathing. Then, they learn how to surf and then the Big One, a perfect wave formed by the certain alignment of the planets, comes. SpongeBob gets them back to Bikini Bottom and everyone throws them a party.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Guest Stars|Johnny Depp]] guest voices.
*[[Guest Stars|Davy Jones]] guest stars as himself.
*This episode reveals next to Ice cream, pizza, krabby patties, and chicken Patrick likes nachos. The episode also reveals that Patrick used to be called "The Big One".
*Twitch is a reference to the Holes character of the same name.
*The Dutchman Triangle is a parody of the Bermuda Triangle.
*This is the 4th episode with "vs." in the title. The first was [[Krabs vs. Plankton (Episode)|Krabs vs. Plankton]], the second was [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]], and the third was [[Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob (Episode)|Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob]].
*The title card is similar to [[Culture Shock (Episode)| Culture Shock]], only the background is blue.
*In German this episode is called "Die Welle zurück", which translates to "The wave back".
*Jack Kahuna Laguna's nickname is JKL.
*There is a game based on this episode called [[Beach Party Cook-Off]].
*This is the only special in season 6 and its the 10th special of the series.
*If it takes The Big One to send them home, they would need The Big One to get there. But JKL says The Big One comes every thousand years or so. However, Sandy's Wave, which was the one that got them trapped, was not The Big One.
*When Davy Jones throws the sock, it is real. But when it hits the Flying Dutchmen, it is a cartoon.
*SpongeBob said he never surfed before, but he surfed in [[Texas (Episode)|Texas]], [[Ripped Pants (Episode)|Ripped Pants]], and [[Pranks a Lot (Episode)|Pranks a Lot]].
*The password to the SpongeBob Surf Shorts on Nick.com is Wave
*How does a wave come to life anyway? All in all, why are there waves underwater? They go overwater.
*The DVD of this episode was released before it aired on TV.
*Who got sacrificed? It's possible that it was [[Patrick]]'s surfboard.
*Twitch said he and the others wouldn't go in the river even if SpongeBob paid him. So how did he appear at the end of the episode?
*The Flying Dutchman says he's never seen [[Mr. Krabs]] before. But he did in the episode [[Born Again Krabs]] and also in [[Money Talks]] and [[Arrgh!]]. He also knew his Aunt Sally, but this may be because of his beard.
*The German title card is very different. It has a sun setting on it.
*This is the first time that [[Mr. Krabs]] calls the cash register [[Cashy]]. In [[Banned in Bikini Bottom]] he calls it Betsy.
*[[Jack Kahuna Laguna]] looks more like a human than a fish.
*From where did [[SpongeBob]] get the bongos when they where riding [[The Big One]]?
*In German they call [[The Big One]], The Monster.
*In this episode every [[Krabby Patty]] costs 3 dollars each.
*In the episode [[Pat No Pay]], [[Mr. Krabs]] says that [[Patrick]] will never eat a [[Krabby Patty]] in his life. It is possible that this episode takes place before that episode.
*For a sacrifice they could have just thrown [[Mr. Krabs]]'s beard to [[The Big One]], Squidward would've thrown SpongeBob (as he hates SpongeBob).
*This episode and [[Night Light]] mark the most guest stars in one episode.
*It is revealed that the [[Flying Dutchman]] dated Mr. Krabs's Aunt Sally in High School.
*Squidward doesn't know who Sandy is in this episode. But, he's seen her before and in [[SquidBob Tentaclepants]] he knew her name. He was even under her care in [[Squidtastic Voyage]].
*In a couple of other countries (including New Zealand) this episode is called SpongeBob And The Big Wave.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One]]

'''Other Transcript Bonuses'''

[[SpongeBob Surf Shorts]]

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Jingle Bells

2009-08-09T18:39:28Z

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'''Jingle Bells''' is a song sung by [[SpongeBob]], with a reprise with [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] in the episode: [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]].

==Song text==

1st version: SpongeBob

Jingle bells,
Mermaid Man smells,
Barnacle Boy laid an egg!

The Invisible Boatmobile lost a wheel...

Reprise: SpongeBob, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

The Invisible Boatmobile lost a wheel and
Barnacle Boy laid an egg!
Hey hey!

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Krusty Towers (Episode)

2009-08-09T18:36:02Z

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| Airdate: || 1.4.2006
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|Previous Episode: || [[SquidBob TentaclePants]]
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| Next Episode: || [[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]]

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'''"Krusty Towers"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]]

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mama Tentacles]]
*Nurse
*[[Jellyfish]]
*[[Frank(Cameo Character)]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Towers Hotel]]
*Mama Tentacles' House
*[[Bikini Bottom Hospital]]

==Plot==
The episode begins as SpongeBob and Squidward walk to the Krusty Krab, expecting an average day. SpongeBob is telling a story about how he overcooked the fries, which turns out that they weren't overcooked at all. While SpongeBob tells the story, Squidward keeps trying to interrupt him. On the third time, he finally gets SpongeBob's attention, in which he picks him up and shows him the Krusty Towers. SpongeBob immediately wants to know what happened to the building, when Mr. Krabs pops out and states that the building is now open for business. SpongeBob asks why Mr. Krabs built a hotel called [[Krusty Towers Hotel]], in which Mr. Krabs answers with a story.

Mr. Krabs asks SpongeBob if he remembers that fast food convention in which Mr. Krabs went to. Mr. Krabs goes on about the hotel he stayed at the time being. Everything was perfect. The employees were kind enough to everything that Mr. Krabs wanted them to do. That's because they lived by the hotel's code that was "hung above the grand fireplace." It states, "We Shall Never Deny A Guest, Even The Most Ridiculous Request." Mr. Krabs repeats how the place was perfect...until he got the bill. Mr. Krabs had to pay 25 dollars for a hamburger. (The flashback shows him pull the hamburger out of his stomach.) The flashback ends, and Mr. Krabs simply says, "If they can charge 25 dollars for a lousy burger, think about how much I can charge for a lousy [[Krabby Patty]]!" Mr. Krabs then states that the Krusty Towers was born.

Squidward then points out that the hotel is in the middle of nowhere, in which all you do is get stung by jellyfish. As if on cue, a jellyfish buzzes by and stings Squidward on the head. Squidward dully says, "See?" SpongeBob pushes the sting mark into his head, which pops out on the other side, where SpongeBob lets out an "ewww." Mr. Krabs tells both employees to come inside. Squidward's first reaction is the location of all the new hotel employees. Mr. Krabs then gives SpongeBob and Squidward hotel uniforms. Not long afterwards, the first customer comes. Mr. Krabs is certain that he'll reel him in, so he heads over and takes care of him. Mr. Krabs tells him the name of the building, then the code that was the same code in which the hotel Mr. Krabs was staying in during the fast food convention. The customer simply asks for a Krabby Patty with no onions and extra pickles. Mr. Krabs tells him that he has to order room service to get it. The customer simply says that he has only an hour of lunch, and leaves. Mr. Krabs has Squidward take over, in which Patrick arrives and asks for a Krabby Patty. Squidward tells Patrick that the building is now a hotel, and that to get a Krabby Patty must require room service. Patrick agrees, and soon signs his name (actually, it was a picture of Patrick as a giant monster) on the register which ends in him getting his room key.

Patrick states that he needs help with his bags. Squidward replies that you just found out that the building's a hotel, and that you shouldn't be able to have bags. All Squidward does is get annoyed by Patrick's response: "This is a hotel?" Squidward tells SpongeBob to take his bags up and get him the Krabby Patty. Mr. Krabs jumps in and tells him to take the bags up while SpongeBob makes the Krabby Patty. After a brief argument, Squidward agrees and goes to the elevator. Mr. Krabs tells him that it's for guests only, and to take the employee elevator. It turns out that it's just a long flight of stairs. Finally, Squidward reaches the hallway where Patrick's room is. Squidward asks Patrick if the suitcases are full of rocks. As if on cue, one of the suitcases open up and rocks pour out. Squidward and Patrick go into a very brief argument afterwards. For a few minutes, Squidward is forced to do Patrick's unreasonable tasks. Finally, Squidward reaches his boiling point, and quits. He then comes back through the doors in an attempt to drive Mr. Krabs crazy. Throughout the remainder of the episode, Squidward does exactly what Patrick has done: giving stupid and unreasonable tasks. (One task involved Squidward's mother.) Squidward then requests an indoor pool. Squidward gets just that, and when Patrick makes a cannonball, the building rumbles and collapses with the water from the indoor pool escaping out of the windows. Coincidentally, the Krusty Krab, which was at the very top floor, is the only floor undamaged even after the collapse finished. The episode cuts to the local hospital, where Mr. Krabs then regrets that hotel, especially after receiving a 15,000 dollar hospital bill. Mr. Krabs adores the place where the "real money" is, and tells everyone else that their going to medical school. Patrick and SpongeBob give a "yay," while Squidward lets out a devastated, "Oh boy."

==Trivia/Goofs== [[Image:Türmekross2.jpg|thumb|right|The Krusty Towers]]
*Even though Mr. Krabs said that Patrick, Squidward, and SpongeBob were going to medical school, it never happens. It is likely that Mr. Krabs must had changed his mind, forgot about it, or that it simply occurred between episodes. Another possibility is that they were denied entry to medical school.
*The collaspe of The Krusty Towers Resembles The collaspe of The Twin Towers on September 11, 2001. This lead to many believing that the show's humor is dark comedy similar to that of ''South Park'' and ''Beavis and Butt-Head''.
*The building looks like Taipei 101.
*It is implied that the building is very poorly constructed since it took only one night to build, and collaspes for no apparent reason.
*After the room is redone with the same thing as the first, the second time, there is an extra lamp added to the room that was not there the first time. So, it's not true when Mr. Krabs said "This room is exactly the same as when we started!".
* The picture Patrick drew of himself as a giant monster being attacked by military planes is a possible reference to King Kong.
*Best Day Ever Marathon Rank: #4
*How can there be 17 floors when it is 11 stories high?
*Mr. Krab's bill:
Room..........$ 220.00
Pool..........$ 80.00
Sauna.........$ 20.00
Hamburger.....$ 25.00 (That's outrageous!)

Total.........$345.00
*Mr. Krabs says that there's a pool out back, but there is no swimming pool.
*Patrick wanted Squidward to peel the crust of the Krabby Patty he ordered because he claimed he doesn't like crust on his sandwich. However, a few minutes later, Spongebob comes in with a whole plate of Krabby Patties and he and Patrick eat them all but the Krabby Patties weren't peeled of their crust.
* Why should Squidward be worried about medical school? He doesn't work for Mr. Krabs anymore because he quit earlier.
*Krusty Towers/[[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]] was the last episode to get a 9.0 or higher on TV.com until [[Sand Castles in the Sand]].
*The original Krusty Krab restraunt is on the top of all the new hotel floors. When the towers fell, the top floor should have been destroyed from the impact of the fall!

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Krusty Towers]]

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Krusty Towers (Episode)

2009-08-09T18:35:26Z

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'''"Krusty Towers"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]]

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mama Tentacles]]
*Nurse
*[[Jellyfish]]
*[[Frank(Cameo Character)]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Towers Hotel]]
*Mama Tentacles' House
*[[Bikini Bottom Hospital]]

==Plot==
The episode begins as SpongeBob and Squidward walk to the Krusty Krab, expecting an average day. SpongeBob is telling a story about how he overcooked the fries, which turns out that they weren't overcooked at all. While SpongeBob tells the story, Squidward keeps trying to interrupt him. On the third time, he finally gets SpongeBob's attention, in which he picks him up and shows him the Krusty Towers. SpongeBob immediately wants to know what happened to the building, when Mr. Krabs pops out and states that the building is now open for business. SpongeBob asks why Mr. Krabs built a hotel called [[Krusty Towers Hotel]], in which Mr. Krabs answers with a story.

Mr. Krabs asks SpongeBob if he remembers that fast food convention in which Mr. Krabs went to. Mr. Krabs goes on about the hotel he stayed at the time being. Everything was perfect. The employees were kind enough to everything that Mr. Krabs wanted them to do. That's because they lived by the hotel's code that was "hung above the grand fireplace." It states, "We Shall Never Deny A Guest, Even The Most Ridiculous Request." Mr. Krabs repeats how the place was perfect...until he got the bill. Mr. Krabs had to pay 25 dollars for a hamburger. (The flashback shows him pull the hamburger out of his stomach.) The flashback ends, and Mr. Krabs simply says, "If they can charge 25 dollars for a lousy burger, think about how much I can charge for a lousy [[Krabby Patty]]!" Mr. Krabs then states that the Krusty Towers was born.

Squidward then points out that the hotel is in the middle of nowhere, in which all you do is get stung by jellyfish. As if on cue, a jellyfish buzzes by and stings Squidward on the head. Squidward dully says, "See?" SpongeBob pushes the sting mark into his head, which pops out on the other side, where SpongeBob lets out an "ewww." Mr. Krabs tells both employees to come inside. Squidward's first reaction is the location of all the new hotel employees. Mr. Krabs then gives SpongeBob and Squidward hotel uniforms. Not long afterwards, the first customer comes. Mr. Krabs is certain that he'll reel him in, so he heads over and takes care of him. Mr. Krabs tells him the name of the building, then the code that was the same code in which the hotel Mr. Krabs was staying in during the fast food convention. The customer simply asks for a Krabby Patty with no onions and extra pickles. Mr. Krabs tells him that he has to order room service to get it. The customer simply says that he has only an hour of lunch, and leaves. Mr. Krabs has Squidward take over, in which Patrick arrives and asks for a Krabby Patty. Squidward tells Patrick that the building is now a hotel, and that to get a Krabby Patty must require room service. Patrick agrees, and soon signs his name (actually, it was a picture of Patrick as a giant monster) on the register which ends in him getting his room key.

Patrick states that he needs help with his bags. Squidward replies that you just found out that the building's a hotel, and that you shouldn't be able to have bags. All Squidward does is get annoyed by Patrick's response: "This is a hotel?" Squidward tells SpongeBob to take his bags up and get him the Krabby Patty. Mr. Krabs jumps in and tells him to take the bags up while SpongeBob makes the Krabby Patty. After a brief argument, Squidward agrees and goes to the elevator. Mr. Krabs tells him that it's for guests only, and to take the employee elevator. It turns out that it's just a long flight of stairs. Finally, Squidward reaches the hallway where Patrick's room is. Squidward asks Patrick if the suitcases are full of rocks. As if on cue, one of the suitcases open up and rocks pour out. Squidward and Patrick go into a very brief argument afterwards. For a few minutes, Squidward is forced to do Patrick's unreasonable tasks. Finally, Squidward reaches his boiling point, and quits. He then comes back through the doors in an attempt to drive Mr. Krabs crazy. Throughout the remainder of the episode, Squidward does exactly what Patrick has done: giving stupid and unreasonable tasks. (One task involved Squidward's mother.) Squidward then requests an indoor pool. Squidward gets just that, and when Patrick makes a cannonball, the building rumbles and collapses with the water from the indoor pool escaping out of the windows. Coincidentally, the Krusty Krab, which was at the very top floor, is the only floor undamaged even after the collapse finished. The episode cuts to the local hospital, where Mr. Krabs then regrets that hotel, especially after receiving a 15,000 dollar hospital bill. Mr. Krabs adores the place where the "real money" is, and tells everyone else that their going to medical school. Patrick and SpongeBob give a "yay," while Squidward lets out a devastated, "Oh boy."

==Trivia/Goofs== [[Image:Türmekross2.jpg|thumb|right|The Krusty Towers]]
*Even though Mr. Krabs said that Patrick, Squidward, and SpongeBob were going to medical school, it never happens. It is likely that Mr. Krabs must had changed his mind, forgot about it, or that it simply occurred between episodes. Another possibility is that they were denied entry to medical school.
*The collaspe of The Krusty Towers Resembles The collaspe of The Twin Towers on September 11, 2001. This lead to many believing that the show's humor is dark comedy similar to that of ''South Park'' and ''Beavis and Butt-Head''.
*The building looks like Taipei 101.
*It is implied that the building is very poorly constructed since it took only one night to build, and collaspes for no apparent reason.
*After the room is redone with the same thing as the first, the second time, there is an extra lamp added to the room that was not there the first time. So, it's not true when Mr. Krabs said "This room is exactly the same as when we started!".
* The picture Patrick drew of himself as a giant monster being attacked by military planes is a possible reference to King Kong.
*Best Day Ever Marathon Rank: #4
*How can there be 17 floors when it is 11 stories high?
*Mr. Krab's bill:
Room..........$220.00
Pool..........$ 80.00
Sauna.........$ 20.00
Hamburger.....$ 25.00 (That's outragous!)

Total.........$345.00
*Mr. Krabs says that there's a pool out back, but there is no swimming pool.
*Patrick wanted Squidward to peel the crust of the Krabby Patty he ordered because he claimed he doesn't like crust on his sandwich. However, a few minutes later, Spongebob comes in with a whole plate of Krabby Patties and he and Patrick eat them all but the Krabby Patties weren't peeled of their crust.
* Why should Squidward be worried about medical school? He doesn't work for Mr. Krabs anymore because he quit earlier.
*Krusty Towers/[[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]] was the last episode to get a 9.0 or higher on TV.com until [[Sand Castles in the Sand]].
*The original Krusty Krab restraunt is on the top of all the new hotel floors. When the towers fell, the top floor should have been destroyed from the impact of the fall!

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Krusty Towers]]

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Krabs vs. Plankton (Episode)

2009-08-08T21:38:20Z

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Have You Seen This Snail? (Episode)

2009-08-08T21:35:31Z

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'''"Have You seen This Snail?"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]]

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[Patrick]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Grandma]] (debut) [[Image:Oma Gary.jpg|thumb|right|Gary and Grandma]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward]]
*Alley Snails
*[[Fred]]
*[[Gary]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Bass Vegas]]
*[[Hats]]
*[[Martha's Craft Zone]]
*Grandma's House

===Songs===
*[[Gary come Home!|Gary Come Home!]]
*[[Where's Gary?]] (Can be heard at the end of this episode)

==Plot==
SpongeBob gets a new [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Paddleball Set]] in the mail and decides to take the [[Dirty Bubble]] challenge by hitting the ball 29,998,559,671,349 times in a row. In doing this, he neglects to feed Gary for ten days. Gary then runs away from the pineapple, feeling neglected. However, when Patrick arrives, SpongeBob snaps out of it and cannot find Gary. Therefore, he searches his - and Squidward's - house to find him. However, in the mail he reads a letter from Gary (written in scribbles, somehow SpongeBob can understand it), saying that he has left in search of a new owner. SpongeBob starts to look everywhere, even Bass Vegas.

Meanwhile, a kind old grandma takes Gary in to her house and gives him a surname, "Miss Tuftsy". Love and food showered Gary while SpongeBob goes to work, depressed that Gary has not shown up. Mr. Krabs says, "Any problem you have can be solved with a little hard work," trying to encourage him to work. However, SpongeBob misunderstands him and takes the day off to look for Gary. He puts up posters and signs everywhere, in the hope of finding Gary.

Gary, at grandma's house, has been fed a lot and needs to go to the bathroom, so Grandma puts out fresh sheets, which are flyers given to her by Patrick. Gary reads them and knows that SpongeBob wants him back, but Grandma is making some meat loaf. Gary, looking for the exit, runs into a closet filled with dusty snail shells, which are empty. Grandma says that the meat loaf is not ready, so she offers Gary some cookies. Gary’s shell breaks and he gets fat because he ate too much. Because of this, the snails in the photo with grandma unanimously tell him to run! (suggesting that the grandma eats snails), and he does. As Gary runs for the exit, grandma says that if Gary does not want cookies, she will give him deviled eggs too. She chases him so she can "feed him up". However, Gary quickly finds a decoy; a snail on the street, which the grandma takes instead.

SpongeBob tries to forget Gary by taking a walk, but his memories of Gary upset him. The streets are filled with advertisements for Gary. SpongeBob then hears a meow - at first SpongeBob thinks he is imagining Gary's there, but when he turns round to find Gary at his side, he is overjoyed.

==Cultural References==
*Grandma seems to be a parody of the witch from Hansel and Gretel, since she constantly overfed Gary, grandma would eat him in which it constantly referenced.
*When Gary and Grandma are driving in the car, Grandma says, "Set phasers to fun!". The Crimson Chin from The Fairly Odd Parents said the same thing in the episode "Boy Toy".
"Set phasers to fun" could also be a reference to "set phasers on stun" from Star Trek.
*Clips are shown in the CGI 2007 film Alvin and the Chipmunks.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*[[Guest Stars|Amy Poehler]] guest voices.
*Originally, [[Sandy]] is going to be in this episode.
*A clip of this episode can be seen in "Alvin and the Chipmunks" (also see [[Tim Hill]]).
*When Patrick tells SpongeBob to "let it all out", SpongeBob states he cannot cry anymore, but when Patrick says "Earlier today at the craft store, I saw... these huge chunks of balsa wood, they were awesome!", SpongeBob starts to cry. This could be because SpongeBob was out of energy at that moment, but Patrick mentioning balsa wood, something Gary loves, shocked him and he had a burst of energy from it.
*Originally, this episode was going to be a TV movie premiere, but it was later decided to be a 30-minute special.
*Commercials for this episode referred to it as Where's Gary?
*If you look on the package SpongeBob receives, the manufacturer reads [[Nickelodeon]] Inc. under the picture of the paddleball where [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] are in the box.
*There is a brief [[Patchy the Pirate]] segment at the beginning, except it is entirely animated in "Flash Animation".
*Around the time this episode aired, Cartoon Network had a snail resembling Gary in the bottom of the screen, and the joke was that Gary had run away from [[Nickelodeon]] to Cartoon Network.
*When they are in the plane, SpongeBob says "Pat, no!", but captions say "Aah, no!".
*Gary in this episode has a clock inside his shell that tells what time he eats.
*Have You Seen This Snail? is voted as one of the most popular [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]] episodes in the Best 10 Ever!, and also the most popular full-length special episode.
*This episode has a similar plot to [[Dumped]].
*How could the [[Dirty Bubble]] achieve a world record in [[Mermaid Man]] and [[Barnacle Boy]] paddle ball if he is a bubble with no arms?
*This is the second episode to have a Question Mark (?) on the title card, the first was [[Christmas Who?]],and the third was [[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]
*When Patrick says "I only tasted 6 types of sediment", sediment sounds like cinnamon with a T at the end.
*Patrick is extremely idiotic here because he sees Gary and just says "Hey Gary." instead of taking him back.
*SpongeBob is able to read Gary's handwriting, which is very messy and doesn't look like letters.
*Bass Vegas refers to Las Vegas*
*Gary's messy handwriting is a reference to Chowder's messy handwriting in The Fire Breather.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Have You Seen This Snail?]]

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Band Geeks (Episode)

2009-08-02T21:31:22Z

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| Episode No.: || 35b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 7.9.2001
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| Season: || Season 2
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[The Secret Box]]
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| Next Episode: || [[Graveyard Shift]]
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'''"Band Geeks"''' is an episode from Season 2

==Info==
===Time cards shown===
*Day Two
*Day Three
*Day Four

===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]] (Debut)
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*[[Pearl]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]
*[[Peterson]]
*[[Evelyn]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Tina]]
*Rest of band
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]
*[[Joe]] (in multiples)

===Places===
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Bubble Bowl]]
*[[The Bakery]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Factory]]

===Songs===
[[Sweet Victory]]

==Plot==
'''''Day One''''' 
Squidward is practicing his clarinet peacefully, and a doctor comes in, thinking Squidward has a sick animal. Squidward slams the door, but receives a call. He picks up the telephone, and it's Squilliam Fancyson from band class! He claims to suppose to play at the "Bubble Bowl", but cannot make it, and asks Squidward and his "band" to perform. Squidward, determined to play well, tries to get a band. Various people read the advertisements.

At 8:35, Squidward is driving over to the band rehearsal building, angry that the music rental clerk made him late. He comes in and plays six notes on his clarinet. The brass and woodwind repeat, however, the percussion section blow on their drumsticks and they hit Squidward.

'''''Day Two''''' 
Squidward's band is out marching on day two. Squidward orders the band almost perfectly, until he instructs the flag twirlers to "spin those flags". They spin the flags so quickly that they fly up like propellers into a blimp, causing their death. One of the trumpeters played "Taps", the rest of the band put their hands on their hearts, and Squidward curls up on the ground.

'''''Day Three''''' 
Squidward asks to see Plankton's harmonica solo, but it doesn't work very well because Plankton is extremely tired half way!

'''''Day Four''''' 
Squidward instructs the band to play as loudly as they can, but the great force of the sound waves blow Squidward's physical features back. He then instructs them to play softly, but a huge fight breaks out. Eventually, band class is over. Squidward appears at the doors as the players leave, telling them not to come to the Bubble Bowl. SpongeBob, horrified at how the band members crushed Squidward's dream, takes over conducting the band.

'''''Concert''''' 
Squidward finds Squilliam Fancyson at the concert, which is in the [[Bubble Bowl]] in the center of a human football oval, who apparently only came to see Squidward flop, like always. However, the band plays [[Sweet Victory]] with lead singer SpongeBob ([[Guest Stars|David Glen Eisley]]) and turns out to be a great success! Squilliam suffers a heart attack and is carried away. Squidward is shown jumping up in happiness, and the screen fades to end the episode.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The song used in this episode, ''Sweet Victory'', was performed by [[Guest Stars |David Glen Eisley]] of the 1980s heavy metal band, Giuffria.
*When everyone in the room is saying "blah, blah, blah," SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting next to each other. However, when Patrick asks if mayonnaise is an instrument, he is sitting next to Sandy. The only way this is possible is if SpongeBob was next to Patrick on his other side, but when Mr. Krabs asks when they get the free food, Sandy is on one side of the room (viewers' left) in the front row and SpongeBob is on the other side (viewers' right) in the center row.
* The song that [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]'s band wanted to play was Love Rollercoaster by the Ohio Players.
* Throughout the scenes of the rehearsals, people have been playing different instruments. For example, SpongeBob (on the first day) played the drums. Then (on day four) he played the trumpet. Also, Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff on the first day played the concertina (Krabs) and the clarinet (Puff). On the fourth day, they both played the cymbals.
* When Squidward asks the brass section to repeat after him, Pearl Krabs is seen with a saxophone. However, a saxophone is a woodwind and should have been placed within the wind section.
* Everyone thinks that they should do something for Squidward, but Squidward never did anything for them nice or very kind.
*At the beginning, Squilliam says his band won't be playing because he couldn't make it to the performance, which paved the way for the entire episode. However, Squilliam actually does show up to see Squidward's band play. It may be he was lying about him not being able to play and just did it to see Squidward make a fool of himself.
* How can Sandy play the saxphone if she has her air helmet on in the rehearsal?
* The Bubble Bowl is probably a parody of the Super Bowl.
* This is the second episode where Harold has an Australian accent. The first was [[Squirrel Jokes]].
* When Spongebob started singing ''Sweet Victory'' it was marked the best moment in Nicktoons history.
* This is the first time Patrick says "You're welcome." to a sarcastic thank you. The second time was in [[New Student Starfish]].
* In day 2 when they play the band in the background you can see Pearl's head Extremley big.
*This is the first apperance of Squilliam.
*When Squidward clenched his teeth in the explosion, the were the same colour as his skin and no cracks
*Spongebob singing Sweet Victory was remixed by various of fans after its release
*Squilliam is also voiced by Rodger Bumpass who is the voice of Squidward. As if he's talking to himself.
*Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs never met before when Puff hits Krabs with her symbols. They will date in [[Krusty Love]].
*This is David Archuleta's favorite episode in [[The Ultimate SpongeBob Sponge Bash]].

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Band Geeks]]

==Video==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-2-episode-14-band-geeks/ Band Geeks Video]

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Krusty Krushers (Episode)

2009-08-02T21:22:25Z

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| Episode No.: || 113a
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 28.11.2008
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| Season: || Season 6
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[Choir Boys (Episode)|Choir Boys]]
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| Next Episode: || [[The Card]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

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'''"Krusty Krushers"''' is an episode from Season 6

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]] (Short Order Boy)
*[[Patrick]] (Pink Patty)
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Perch Perkins]]
*[[Reg]] (not named)
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tina]]
*[[Evelyn]]
*[[Jim (Wrestler)]]
*[[Blue Wrestler]]

===Places===
*Boxing ring [[Image: Wrestlingarena.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The Wrestling Arena]]
*[[Patrick's House]]

==Plot==
Mr. Krabs hatches up yet another get-rich-quick scheme: professional wrestling. But he won't be the one wrestling; he's going to be the manager - and money-handler - for the newest tag-team wrestlers in Bikini Bottom: SpongeBob and Patrick, under the tag-team name the Krusty Krushers. But they're fighting against the champions. SpongeBob and Patrick battle the champions, but because of Patrick's Iron Butt, the champions are no longer undefeated, and SpongeBob and Patrick are the new champions. But they don't care if Mr.Krabs has the $1,000,000 they make him broke by going to Wrestling Camp.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The giant thug that carries Patrick in [[The Fry Cook Games]] reappears in this episode, but he is as big as the thug from [[No Weenies Allowed]] that SpongeBob said wasn't bothering anybody.
*The two fish first seen in [[No Weenies Allowed]] return in this episode.
*Patrick exercises with his butt.
*When the janitor is sweeping the crowd, Fred's catchphrase "My Leg!" can be heard even though he wasn't wrestling.
*This the fourth episode in which somebody is seen wrestling.ONE of the episodes of it, is The Fry Cook Games,When SpongeBob did bun wrestling,It might be diffrent.
*In some scenes that show the audience, there are multiple cameos.
*The Iron Butt is shown to be a move that turns peoples' butts into iron buns.
*This is the first time since [[No Free Rides]] since Fred said "My Leg!".
*This is the fourteenth time Skin is ripped off of someone. The other twelve episodes are [[Plankton's Regular]] (In that episode , the skin is ripped off twice), [[The Splinter]], [[Atlantis SquarePantis]], [[Slimy Dancing]], [[Spy Buddies]], [[Ghost Host]], [[Clams]], [[No Weenies Allowed]], [[Doing Time]], [[Squid on Strike]], [[Survival of the Idiots]], [[Sand Castles in the Sand]], and [[Scaredy Pants]] . The fifteenth time would be in [[Pineapple Fever]]
*During the scene where the wrestlers spin SpongeBob and Patrick, SpongeBob can be seen with his regular clothes instead of his wrestling outfit.
*SpongeBob and Patrick are really dumb in this episode for not even trying to wrestle. And they know Mr. Krabs wanted the money, but decide to have the week at wrestling camp.
*Patrick's purple headband disappears in a few scenes.
*These were the same 2 strong wrestlers from [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] when they hurt their foot from the weights when SpongeBob came with anchor arms, but they were different between in [[MuscleBob BuffPants]] and [[Krusty Krushers]].
*SpongeBob and Patrick had wrestled before in [[The Fry Cook Games]] but in this episode they wrestle terribly.
*SpongeBob's and Patrick's blindfold are similar to TMNT.
*The title card music is the same as [[Slimy Dancing]].
*When the audience is saying, "End it!", it really shows only a few people are saying it.
*And once again, when Patrick shows his "strong" butt, the big wrestlers get sent back when they should have creamed SpongeBob and Patrick. Other episodes this happens, [[The Card]], [[Boating School]], [[Nautical Novice]], [[Pet or Pests]].
*Reg from [[No Weenies Allowed]] reappears in this episode at the beginning in the line of wrestlers to fight those big guys.
*This is George Lopez's favorite episode from the Ultimate Spongebob SpongeBash.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Krusty Krushers]]

==Video==
*[http://www.nick.com/turbonick/index.jhtml?extvideoid=111578 Krusty Krushers Video] Retrieved on March 5, 2009.

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Karate Island (Episode)

2009-08-02T21:13:20Z

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'''"Karate Island"''' is an episode from Season 4

==Info==
=== Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Udon]]
*[[The Tickler]]
*[[Lip Service]] [[Image:Ekliged.jpg|thumb|right|Filthy Phil, one of the fighting experts Sandy has to fight]]
*[[Filthy Phil]]
*[[Squidward]] (Cameo)
*Local Postman [[Lou]]
*[[Gary]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Karate Island (place)|Karate Island]]

==Plot==
The episode starts with SpongeBob receiving a letter with a video in it from the local postman. SpongeBob inserts the video and it says that SpongeBob is invited to Karate Island to be crowned "King of Karate". SpongeBob is excited and brags about it to Sandy, Sandy decides to come with SpongeBob to "Check It Out".

When they arrive, they hop off the boat and proceed to meet a supposed "Karate Legend". He invites them both in and continues to tell SpongeBob that he is truly the King of Karate. Sandy becomes suspicious when the supposed Karate Legend tells SpongeBob to sit on his throne leaving Sandy to sit on a small wooden chair. Sandy then talks to SpongeBob about him being the supposed "King of Karate". SpongeBob keeps bragging about his accomplishment, which makes Sandy angry and causes her to leave. Suddenly, metal cuffs surround SpongeBob's hands and trap him from escaping.

finally, the supposed Karate legend tells SpongeBob that he is here to sell real estate into buying the condos on Karate Island. It is revealed after the sentence that the island is called Condo Island. SpongeBob Screams help while Sandy,(who is almost at the boat) turns around and says "SpongeBob needs no help, he's the "King Of Karate". SpongeBob yells out and says that he needs help so Sandy replies and says "Im comin to get ya SpongeBob" and she runs towards the condos that SpongeBob is trapped in.

Sandy makes it to the building and she finds The Tickler, wanting to fight. Sandy had to beat him to proceed and make it to the top were SpongeBob was being held captive. She defeated him by throwing numerous jelly filled donuts at him. In the next floor, Sandy faced off against Lip Service. She defeated her by getting a blow-dryer and chapping her lips. Victorious again, Sandy went to the next floor to face Filthy Phil. He released his horrible body odor, but Sandy was not affected by this because the odor could not penetrate her fresh air dome. Surprised, Phil accidentally smelled some of his own body odor, and he passed out. Sandy then got to the floor were the fake King of Karate and The Conman are. Sandy and Udon had a huge fight that could have ended up either way. Sandy emerged victorious and threw Udon out of the window, falling into the shallow ocean. SpongeBob was thankful and apologized to Sandy saying that he was not what he said he was. Sandy and SpongeBob leave Condo Island. The last scene ends with Squidward coming up to the island claiming to him self that the "King of Clarinets" is here.

[[Image:Gary.jpg|thumb|200px|SpongeBob inside Gary's shell.]]

==Trivia/Goofs==
* [[Guest Stars|Pat Morita]] guest voices in this episode.
* Karate Island is voted by many fans as the most popular SpongeBob episode ever. Karate Island was voted Episode #1 in the Best day Ever Marathon in the US. However, many other viewers think otherwise (especially on tv.com), and say this episode, along with [[Whale of a Birthday]], is the worst SpongeBob episode ever.
*Ever since the "[[The Best Day Ever]]" marathon, the Pat Morita memorial picture has been removed for an unknown reason, although it is still sometimes shown in the United States rarely or briefly. In Germany and the United Kingdom, it is still shown.
*Master Udon says that Sandy must first pass four levels, but she only goes through three. Perhaps Master Udon is the fourth level.
*When Sandy is throwing jelly donuts in The Tickler's mouth, that plate starts out full, and then it starts to get empty. But then when it shows the plate again, it's full.
*When Sandy defeats Master Udon, she says, "You're in the soup now, Udon!" Udon is a type of wheat-based noodle eaten in Japan and often used to make soup.
*This is one of the ten episodes in which the title card has an animation. The others are [[SB-129]], [[Pre-Hibernation Week]], [[One Krab's Trash]], [[Idiot Box]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Skill Crane]], [[All that Glitters]], [[The Donut of Shame]], and [[The Krabby Kronicle]].
*Udon locked SpongeBob into a chair. However when Sandy defeats Udon, SpongeBob walks over to Sandy with no explanation of how he escaped, but only his hands were locked so its possible that SpongeBob simply squeezed his hands out of the cuffs and escaped.
*The Tickler speaks like a Japan martial arts expert, where the words he speaks trail his lip movements.
*When Sandy enters the building, she is wearing her air outfit and helmet. When we see her run into The Tickler shortly afterwards she's wearing Beatrix Kiddo's jumpsuit from the Kill Bill movie series. How did she change so quickly?
*Karate Island was voted Episode #1 in [[The Best Day Ever Marathon]] but Pat Morita is the best King of all karate from Karate kid. The memorial picture was put. The title says the episode originally ended in a dedication to Noriyuki "Pat" Morita (1932-2005), also known as Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid series, who died on November 24, 2005.
*When SpongeBob runs out of his house in excitement about going to the island, his arm was stuck in his floor. When he runs of his house, he has both again.
*The title card was shown in the video that SpongeBob got from the mailman.
*This is both of 2 Hand Signal Parodies.
**When Sandy is getting out of the cage, she uses series of hand signals, which refer to the popular anime/manga Naruto.
**Her Last hand Has an Aura Hand is downed Parody From the Japanese TV Series Hikari Sentai Maskman.
*This marks the third time Sandy wears her bikini underwater since [[Pressure]] and [[Procrastination]]. The fourth time would be in [[A Flea in Her Dome]] and the fifth would be [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]].
*At the end of the episode, just right after the zoom-in shot of [[Udon]], you can see a portrait of [[Guest Stars|Pat Morita]](the person who voices Udon) , but this rarely happens in the fact that it only appears for half a second. This probably happened to mark the memory of the first Pat Morita after he died on November 24, 2005.
*When Spongebob and Sandy arrived, the boat sank. But when they came out to leave, the boat was there again.
*How did [[Udon]] get back to see Squidward if he sank?
*This episode uses elements from the classic [[Bruce Lee]] film [[Game of Death]] including the yellow jumpsuit that Sandy wears in the Tower.
*As a further nod to Game of Death, [[Udon]] falls from the top floor of the tower in a similar manner to Dr. Land, (played by [[Dean Jagger]]).
*This is Jennette McCurdy's favorite episode in the [[The Ultimate SpongeBob Sponge Bash]].
*Udon's food related name is a reference to the cartoon Chowder.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Karate Island]]

==Video==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-4-episode-11-karate-island/ Karate Island Video]

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Episode Transcript: The Camping Episode

2009-08-01T19:59:06Z

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Episode Article: [[The Camping Episode (Episode)|The Camping Episode]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]

==Dialogue==

==Squidward's House==
Squidward: Ah, finally, the weekend is here. And this isn't just ''any'' old weekend. This is the weekend that SpongeBob and Patrick go camping. (gestures at "Dance Quarterly" calendar at a picture of SpongeBob and Patrick on the calendar) Wouldn't it be great if they got lost in the woods and never came back? 

SpongeBob: (in Squidward's thought bubble) Patrick, I'm scared! 

Squidward: Ho-ho, that would be great! (gets in bed) You've waited a long time for this. A soft bed, warm tea, a good book, and two whole days with no… (imitates SpongeBob's laugh. When he stops, he can hear SpongeBob's laughter) What the…?!

==Conch Street==
Squidward: (goes outside and sees SpongeBob and Patrick in a tent in his backyard) SpongeBob, aren't you two supposed to be camping? 

SpongeBob: We are camping. 

Squidward: SpongeBob, it's not camping if you're ten feet from your house. 

SpongeBob: Aww, it doesn't matter where you are as long as you're outdoors. While all those soft city folk are safe in their beds reading books, we're out here, pitting ourselves against the formidable forces of nature. You wanna join us? 

Squidward: No. 

SpongeBob: Ok. Have fun inside. (Squidward leaves then comes back) 

Squidward: What do you mean, "have fun inside"? 

SpongeBob: Just…have fun inside. See you tomorrow. 

Squidward: Oh. Bye. (leaves then comes back again) You little sneak! I see what you're doing! 

SpongeBob: What? 

Squidward: Don't think I can't see what you're doing! 

SpongeBob: What? 

Squidward: You're saying I can't take it! 

SpongeBob: But all I… 

Squidward: AH! You're saying I'm soft! You think your little "have fun inside" challenge is gonna make me come camping with you, but that is NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! There's no way I'm gonna sit out here all night with you two losers! So, get used to it! (leaves) 

SpongeBob: Ok. Have fun inside. (Squidward comes back and yells at them) 

Squidward: That's it! I'm in. I'll show you camping! (runs inside his house) 

SpongeBob: (to Patrick) Squidward's gonna come camping with us! (both giggle while Squidward comes back with a big backpack on) 

Squidward: Now you'll see how a real… (falls forward into the sand from the heavy backpack) ...outdoorsman does it! (crawls out from under the backpack and gets out a cylinder looking bag) Here we are-- my remote-controlled, self-assembling tent. Watch and learn. (SpongeBob takes out binoculars while Patrick gets out a notepad and a pair glasses. Squidward throws the bag in the air then gets out the remote and pushes the button. The bag explodes and the tent, sticks, and rope fall on the ground) 

SpongeBob: That was great, Squidward! But how do you get inside? 

Patrick: Yeah, it's all crushy-looking. 

Squidward: It isn't put up yet, you idiots. (starts to mess with his tent but tears it) Huh? 

SpongeBob: Customization. 

Patrick: Genius! 

Squidward (beating the tent with a wooden stake) Bah! bah! bah! 

SpongeBob: He's tenderizing the ground! 

Patrick: Of course! (Squidward gets tangled in the rope) 

SpongeBob: Write that down!! Write that down!! (Patrick is playing tic-tac-toe instead of writing notes. Squidward kicks the pile of things and it magically becomes a tent) 

Squidward: Huh? Voila. (the tent collapses so Squidward rolls it up out of the way and brings back a sleeping bag) But what could compare to just lying out under the stars? (SpongeBob and Patrick applaud) Well, I've worked up an appetite as big as all outdoors. Time for a little grub. I suppose you two are gonna stew up some twigs and rocks, right? 

SpongeBob: Nope, we've got something even better--Marshmallows. (takes out a bag of marshmallows and eats one) Mmm-mm. Just like the astronauts eat. (Patrick has a fishbowl over his head and he imitates static) 

Patrick: Patrick to SpongeBob. Patrick to SpongeBob. Do you read me? Over. (SpongeBob has a fishbowl over his head and imitates static) 

SpongeBob: SpongeBob to Patrick. I read you. Over. 

Patrick: (imitates static) Patrick to SpongeBob. I like going (imitates static) Over. 

SpongeBob: (imitates static) SpongeBob to Patrick. (imitates static) Me too. (both imitate static back and forth for a bit) 

SpongeBob: (imitates static) SpongeBob to Patrick, help yourself. Over. 

Patrick: (grabs a marshmallow) Yummy! (takes the marshmallow and jams it in his mouth, through the fishbowl, breaking it) Patrick to SpongeBob. The deliciousness has landed! 

Squidward: Well, you two astronauts can eat marshmallows. I gonna have a can of Swedish Barnacle Balls.... (holds up the can in his hand) just as soon as I can get my can opener. 

SpongeBob: But Squidward, didn't you take a can opener when you hiked out here? 

Squidward: Why would I bother? We're ten feet from my house. 

SpongeBob: But this is the wilderness. It just doesn't seem to fit the camping spirit. 

Patrick: Pretty weenie! 

Squidward: All right. All right. Gimme a marshmallow. (Squidward begins roasting his marshmallow until Patrick's marshmallow catches on fire and he blows it on Squidward's face. Squidward begins roasting his marshmallow until Patrick's marshmallow catches on fire and he blows it on Squidward's face again. The third shot Squidward avoids and laughs. The marshmallow flies back into Squidward's head) Ok. Besides spitting molten food stuffs at me, what else do you do for fun? 

SpongeBob: Well, after a long day of camping, it's nice to unwind with a nice, relaxing campfire song.

Music: "[[The Campfire Song Song]]"
I call this one "The Campfire Song Song".

Let's gather 'round the campfire
And sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along.....
Bum! bum! bum!

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along....

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Patrick!
SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E…
Squidward! (silence) Good!

It'll help…it'll help…
If you just sing along!
Oh yeah!

SpongeBob: Ahh, now, wasn't that relaxing? 

Squidward: No! This is relaxing. (holds up his clarinet and plays "Michael, Row The Board Ashore") 

SpongeBob: Oh no! I'll save you, Squidward! (picks up a marshmallow and uses a slingshot to shoot in the clarinet and into Squidward's throat) Squidward, are you all right? That's it, chew, chew, and swallow. There, better? 

Squidward: Better?! I was fine until you lodged that ballistic junk food into my windpipe! 

SpongeBob: But I had to! It's too dangerous to play the clarinet badly out here in the wilderness! It might attract…(whispers)a sea bear. 

Squidward: A sea bear? You mean like the ones that DON'T EXIST?! 

SpongeBob: What are you saying? 

Squidward: There's no such thing! That's just a myth! 

SpongeBob: Oh no, Squidward, sea bears are all too real! It says so in the Bikini Bottom Inquirer! (holds up the magazine) 

Squidward: (reads cover) "I Married a Sea Bear?" 

Patrick: Yeah, and Fake Science Monthly! (holds up the magazine) 

Squidward: (reads cover) "Sea Bears and Fairy Tales Are Real?" That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! 

Patrick: Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb! 

SpongeBob: Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter. Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin… 

Squidward: You're right! I should be more careful. In fact, why don't you tell me all of the things I shouldn't do if I want to keep the sea bears away? 

SpongeBob: Ok, that's easy. First off, don't play the clarinet. 

Squidward: Okay. Then what? 

Spongebob: Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. 

Patrick: Flashlights are their natural prey. 

Squidward: You're kidding. 

SpongeBob: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge. 

Patrick: Yeah. 

Squidward: Go on. 

SpongeBob: Don't ever eat cheese. 

Squidward: Sliced or cubed? (SpongeBob & Patrick whisper to each other) 

SpongeBob: Cubed. Sliced is fine. 

Squidward: Yeah, yeah, and? 

SpongeBob: Never wear a sombrero… 

Patrick: …in a goofy fashion! 

SpongeBob: Or clown shoes. 

Patrick: Or a hoop skirt. 

SpongeBob: And never… 

Patrick: Ever… 

SpongeBob: Ever… 

Patrick: Duh! 

SpongeBob & Patrick: screech like a chimpanzee! 

Squidward: Wow! That's amazing how many things can set a sea bear off. (Spongebob and Patrick are holding each other in terror)

SpongeBob & Patrick: They're horrible! 

Squidward: And… and suddenly I have the sense we're all in danger! 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Why? 

Squidward: I don't know… (runs off and comes back wearing all the items mentioned from before) Just a feeling! 

SpongeBob: No. 

Squidward: Yes. 

SpongeBob: No! (Squidward begins making monkey & chimp noises) 

SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward, please don't! (Squidward continues to do whatever it takes to get a sea bear's attention)

Patrick: SpongeBob, what are we gonna do? A sea bear's sure to come and eat us! 

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick. I'll draw us an anti-sea-bear circle in the dirt. (grabs a stick and draws a circle around both of them) 

Patrick: Good thinking! All the experts say it's the only defense against a sea bear attack. 

Squidward: (laughs) You guys are so gullible! See? I did everything that attracts a sea bear and nothing happened! If sea bears really exist, why didn't one show up? 

SpongeBob: Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion. 

Squidward: Oh, pfft, sorry! How silly of me! You mean like this? (Squidward tilts his sombrero to the right then laughs. As he is laughing, a hand turns the sombrero upside-down) 

SpongeBob: No, like that. (camera zooms out to reveal a sea bear growling. Squidward screams and runs but the sea bear attacks him) 

SpongeBob: Squidward, are you okay? (Squidward is bruised and beaten) 

Squidward: No. 

SpongeBob: Quick! Jump inside our anti-sea-bear circle before he comes back. 

Patrick: Yeah. Sea bears often attack more than once. 

Squidward: Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster. I'm running for my life! 

SpongeBob & Patrick: No! (sea bear attacks Squidward) 

SpongeBob: Don't run! Sea bears hate that. 

Squidward: Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home, then. 

SpongeBob & Patrick: No! (sea bear comes back and attacks Squidward again) 

SpongeBob: They hate limping more than running! 

Squidward: Well, I guess I'll just have… (sea bear comes back and attacks Squidward again) 

SpongeBob: I should have warned you about crawling. (sea bear comes back and attacks Squidward again) 

Squidward: What happened that time? 

SpongeBob: I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you.

Patrick: Pretend to be somebody else. 

SpongeBob: Here, draw a circle. (throws Squidward a stick) 

Squidward: Ok. (sea bear comes back and attacks Squidward again) 

SpongeBob: That was an oval! It has to be a circle! (Squidward runs and sits on top of SpongeBob, inside the circle) 

Squidward: Move over! (sea bear sees the circle, points at Squidward, then leaves) Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life. 

SpongeBob: Yeah, I'm glad it was just a sea bear. This circle would never hold back a sea rhinoceros. 

Squidward: What attracts them? 

Patrick: The sound of a sea bear attack. (a sea rhinoceros is snorting beside them) 

SpongeBob: Heh. Good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea-rhinoceros undergarments. Right, Squidward? 

Squidward: Yeah

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