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Episode Transcript: Best Day Ever

2009-07-10T17:10:54Z

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Episode Article: [[Best Day Ever]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*Mr. Sun
*[[Jellyfish]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*Nematodes
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*Doorman
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
*Audience

==Dialogue==

'''Music:''' "[[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]"
Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me
Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see."
Jumped out of bed
And I ran outside
Feeling so extra ecstatified
It’s the best day ever! (Best day ever)

:'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Gary.
:'''Gary''': Meow.
:'''SpongeBob:''' Why is this the best day ever you ask? Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possesion: the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro! And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital. I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode!
(explodes into pieces then walks out of his house)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever (Best day.)

(laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Get out of the way, boy! (SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs) Me building's been condemned,
boy. We got ourselves a nematode infestation. (Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs faints) 

'''SpongeBob:''' But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave
(nematodes eat his pants) Ow! Guys, you're ruining the (off-key) best day... (clears throat) Wait, no. (off-key) Best
day... (plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up) Huh? (plays
the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (sighs) Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant! (later, SpongeBob stops
playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob’s watch beeps) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! (scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a
bush) Wait till Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! (karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he
chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it
and lands on a tree branch then jumps at her) Hyah! (Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water) 

'''Sandy:''' (standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catach water in) SpongeBob, what on earth are you doing?! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, just a little something I like to call karate. 

'''Sandy:''' I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Mm-hmm. I see. Ok, then I'll come back later. (walks off but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop
her) 

'''Sandy:''' Knock...it...off. (punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops) It stopped? SpongeBob! 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah? 

'''Sandy:''' Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel! (runs into her treedome) 

'''SpongeBob:''' (groans) Oh. (slips out of his glove and falls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields) Oh. No
krabby patties, no karate. At least I have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! (sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish)
Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... (Patrick is crying) What's wrong, Patrick? 

'''Patrick:''' I broke my net! (cries) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net. (Patrick grabs it) 

'''Patrick:''' For me? (giggles) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... (Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries) 

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, I broke...could I use this one? (points to SpongeBob’s new net) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net. 

'''Patrick:''' Yeah? (cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. (Patrick ignores him) Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's my turn
now. (sighs) I guess I'll see you at the concert. (cut to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert) (sadly) It's the best
day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I
still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. (cut to Squidward crying outside the Bikini
Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform) Hey, Squidward. Squidward, what's wrong? 

'''Squidward:''' The concert is ruined. My reed is shot. (shows it) See? I'm finished. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (slaps Squidward) Pull yourself together, man! I came for a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one! 

'''Squidward:''' (crying) But my reed! (SpongeBob pulls one of his front teeth out and uses it as a reed) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Now play! 

'''Squidward:''' But... (SpongeBob slaps him) 

'''SpongeBob:''' I said play!! (Squidward plays) 

'''Squidward:''' Not bad. (SpongeBob slaps him again) 

'''SpongeBob:''' Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. (outside usher grabs him) 

'''Usher:''' Where do you think you're going, kid? 

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm going to see Squidward play his clarinet. Today's my best day ever. 

'''Usher:''' Where's you're ticket? 

'''SpongeBob:''' One ticket, coming right up, Captain! (searches his pocket) Must be here somewhere. (takes off his pants and
dumps out what is in it) I don't have a ticket. 

'''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry. 

'''SpongeBob:''' But... 

'''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry! (cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down) 

'''SpongeBob Puppet:''' Oh, dear. I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to this show. Hmmm...what should I do? Oh, I know. I'll
just sneak in through the back door. (leaves) 

'''Usher:''' Oh, no you don't! (runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing) 

'''SpongeBob:''' SpongeBob, you are so... (walks backwards into an usher puppet) 

'''Usher Puppet:''' Ticket, please. (later, SpongeBob, wearing a ski mask, is climbing up the side of the building and through
the vent on the roof. He uses a flamethrower to cut his way through a door, which is actually the entry doors. The usher
kicks him away from the building. Cut to later, where Mrs. Puff drives up in her boat and gets out, walking up to the usher)
 

'''Usher:''' Ticket, ma'am. 

'''Mrs. Puff:''' Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob? 

'''Usher:''' You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute! Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list.
(the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat) 

'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... (everyone applauds as
the curtains close) No...! No! It is not over! 

'''Fish:''' Huh? 

'''SpongeBob:''' This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... (a fish gets up and starts to leave) Sit down!
(the fish does) Then everything turned to doo-doo. (Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him) 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's okay, SpongeBob. 

'''SpongeBob:''' No, it's not okay! This was going to be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working
at the Krusty Krab. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes. 

'''SpongeBob:''' (sniffles) Yeah, I guess so. But then I was going to do karate with Sandy. 

'''Sandy:''' I know, but you saved the treedome! Pretty cool, if you ask me. 

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I suppose. But then I was going to go jellyfishing with Patrick. 

'''Patrick:''' But then you... Uh, what'd you do again? 

'''Squidward:''' And, I hate to admit it, but I suppose if you hadn't fixed my reed, the concert would have been a bust. 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things. 

'''SpongeBob:''' It's not? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No. (giggles) It's about us. 

'''SpongeBob:''' It is? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yep. And since you did such a good job, we wanna make it up to you. 

'''SpongeBob:''' You do? 

'''Mr. Krabs:''' So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. (SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr.
Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him) Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly
present a very expensive production of... "The Best Day Ever." And it better be good for all it's costing me. 

'''Music:''' "The Best Day Ever (Concert Version)"

My perfect job starts my perfect day
Then it’s time to kick back, relax and play
Sing along
Hear that happy sound
Don’t let those sour notes bring you down
That's where it's at!
I'm not paying for that!

It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)

'''Squidward:''' How long do we have to keep this up?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward. Just till his little heart gives out.

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Episode Transcript: Pre-Hibernation Week

2009-06-23T20:46:09Z

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==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

'''Sandy:''' There we go! (Sandy rakes a pile of leaves in the shape of Texas) SpongeBob, I got all the leaves ra... (steps on piles of leaves still on the ground) SpongeBob, what are all these leaves doing here? You said you were going to rake them! 
'''SpongeBob:''' (peeks his head out of a pile of leaves he is in) I am raking the leaves. 
'''Sandy:''' But they’re still all over the ground! 
'''SpongeBob:''' I can’t rake any faster. (picks up a leaf and starts scraping it with a tiny rake) These are big leaves! (leaf breaks into more pieces) And they keep breaking into more leaves! 
'''Sandy:''' (Sandy pushes him away and rakes them herself) Then go scrape the salt lick or somethin'! We got to get this stuff done before it’s too late! 
'''Spongebob:''' What’s the big rush anyway, Sandy? 
'''Sandy:''' (hanging laundry) I told ya, SpongeBob... (scrubs the birdbath with a toothbrush) I’m hibernating next week. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Hibernating? What’s that? 
'''Sandy:''' (painting the fence) It’s when I go to sleep for the whole winter. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Can I do that? 
'''Sandy:''' (chuckles) No, silly. It’s a mammalian thing. (paints over SpongeBob’s helmet) 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is 100% ma-male. 
'''Sandy:''' (cleaning her exercise wheel) Enough chitter-chatter, SpongeBob. We don’t have much time left! 
'''SpongeBob:''' Why, Sandy? When does your... carburation begin? (Sandy jumps down, pulling down a giant calender with a giant x on the 8th) 
'''Sandy:''' In one week! 
'''SpongeBob:''' But Sandy, that only gives us... (counts then gasps) 168 more hours of playtime! 
'''Sandy:''' You’re telling me. And there’s still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Climb. 
'''Sandy:''' We gotta jump off of stuff. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Jump. 
'''Sandy:''' We gotta ride. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Ride. 
'''Sandy:''' I don’t wanna go to sleep yet! 
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait Sandy! (Sandy starts to sob) 
'''Sandy:''' I can’t burn carbs in my sleep! 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy? 
'''Sandy:''' What? 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, I’m willing to sacrifice any of my time that I haven’t already sold to Mr. Krabs to you. 
'''Sandy:''' Well I’m glad, SpongeBob, ‘cause for the next seven days, it’s gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands! (holds them up. Cut to the giant sand mountains area. Sandy is riding a giant clam shell smashing through a sign) Yee-ha! (sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She rides past a fish with a backpack on his back. When she goes past him, he drops to the ground and rolls around cause he is on fire. She then rides past a man and a woman. The man turns into a little kid and the woman is now wearing jogging outfit when Sandy slides past them both. The woman looks at him) 
'''Fish #1:''' Uh... I can explain. (Sandy flips in mid-air, still on fire) 
'''Sandy:''' I’m hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo! (SpongeBob is wearing his green karate head gear and riding down the mountain on his tongue. Cut to two kids, building a sandman) 
'''Girl:''' Maybe, if we sing that song, he’ll come to life. 
'''Billy:''' Ready? 
'''Both:''' (singing) Oh, there once was a sandman... (SpongeBob rides into the sandcman) 
'''SpongeBob:''' Life’s as extreme as you want to make it! (jumps off the mountain) Whoo! 
'''Girl:''' Maybe we didn’t sing it right. (SpongeBob flying toward the ground. When he hits it, two bones are sticking out) 
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob standing outside Sandy's treedome) Whew, go to the diner? (pulls out his right arm and shows its damages) I’m going to be feeling this tomorrow. (his arm falls to the ground) Ow. 
'''Sandy:''' I got to say, I’m impressed with you, SpongeBob. You’re making this the best pre-hibernation week ever. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I’d better get home before Gary chews up the sofa again. (sighs as he lifts up his left leg and moves it alternately with the other over to his house. Later, it's nighttime and he is finally crawling into bed) Good night Gary. (falls asleep. Then Sandy pushes a button which launches SpongeBob out of his bed and into a lake. SpongeBob is now a block of ice. Sandy jumps in and becomes a block of ice) 
'''Sandy:''' Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, SpongeBob? 
'''SpongeBob:''' (shivering) W-what h-happened to s-sleeping? (Sandy pulls down a calendar) 
'''Sandy:''' I’ll be asleep all winter! We only got three days for fun. (swims away) Well hurry now! The giant clams like to feed at this hour! (cut to SpongeBob lifting a bowling ball into a tube. Sandy blows her whistle and SpongeBob runs to the end and picks up a few jacks before the bowling ball hits him on his head. Sandy does the same thing but the bowling ball cracks her helmet) Isn’t this great? 
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! I’ve never played extreme jacks before! (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob with giant q-tips) 
'''Sandy:''' Ok SpongeBob, this one’s going to be fun. We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off. (lifts hers up) On your mark... get set... 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, are you sure we’re supposed to be standing up here? 
'''Sandy:''' Go! (hits SpongeBob off the building. SpongeBob lands on a fire hydrant. Sandy rides up on a two-seated bike) Come on, SpongeBob. We’re goin’ for a tandem ride through the park! 
'''SpongeBob:''' Gee, that sounds safe! I mean, fun. (gets up but leaves a piece of himself on the fire hydrant. He jumps on the bike) Ok, I’m ready! I thought you said we were riding through the park, Sandy. 
'''Sandy:''' I did, SpongeBob, the industrial park. (they ride into a giant factory) This is where the real action is! (Sandy pedals on barbed wire) This part gets pretty technical! Yee-haw! Now for the speed course. Hold on! (they ride through a conveyor belt with a giant crunching mouth at the end) I hope we make it. (bike begins to fall to the ground fast. SpongeBob screams) I’m havin’ fun, too. (as they hit the ground, SpongeBob melts into a puddle. Sandy tosses a fishing rod on him) Wake up, slowpoke. (scene scrolls over to show a plane) We’re going fly-fishing. (rimshot) 
SpongeBob: (thinking) This squirrel’s trying to kill me. Any more of these stunts and I’ll be reduced to a puddle! (sees his shoe floating) Wait a minute, I’ve got to talk my way out of this. Sandy, I think I need to tell you something.
'''Sandy:''' What is it? 
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it’s just that I’m feeling sort of... (his mouth melts away from his eyes. He pulls it back up) I just feel like maybe I need to... (his mouth melts away again. Sandy puts her hand over his mouth) 
'''Sandy:''' Hold that thought, SpongeBob! 'Cause it’s time for a down-home favorite! (holds up a piece of hay) Find the hay in the needle stack! (throws it in a giant pile of needles. Cut to inside the needle pile where SpongeBob is covered in needles and still getting poked with them) Did you find it? 
'''SpongeBob:''' Not yet. 
'''Sandy:''' Well I’m going to look over here. 
'''SpongeBob:''' You do that. (SpongeBob digs a hole underground then emerges) 
'''Sandy:''' Found it, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs away) Come on. Best two out of three. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Got to hide. Got to hide. Home? No. Gary can’t keep a secret. (looks at Patrick's rock) Under a rock! It’s so original. (as he jumps for the rock, his pants get stuck) 
'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob?! (SpongeBob struggles to get free and eventually does but leaves his pants stuck on the plant) SpongeBob? (Sandy walks up to SpongeBob's pants) Where are you, little square dude? (gasps) SpongeBob’s tie! And all his other little dressins! But... but... he always folds his clothes before running around in the nude! Something terrible must have happened to him! (cut to the Krusty Krab where customers are eating. Sandy swings the doors open) Alright, listen up, y’all! I’m rounding up a search party! SpongeBob’s gone missing! (Squidward smiles at Mr. Krabs) 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Man the lifeboats! 
'''Sandy:''' Alpha Team, you search uptown. Gold Team searches downtown. Any questions? 
'''Fish #2:''' Gold Team rules. 
'''Sandy:''' Now get movin'! (everyone runs out. Cut to Fred putting up a lost poster. Cut to Sandy and a few other fish stills earching) Come on! He could be anywhere in these sulfur fields! (a fish looks in a spout) 
'''Fish #3:''' Hey SpongeBob! (a blast of sulfur hits him in the face) Well…,at least I still have my personality. (cut to Sandy and two fish by a cave) 
Sandy: Check in this here moist cave! (three fish walk in shouting for SpongeBob then run out, away from a giant fish monster) 
'''Fish #7:''' I just count on you, Lucky things would drop by, So now what was that what you wanted? 
'''Fish #8:''' Neg... 
'''Fish #7:''' Maybe I would ask him tomorrow. 
'''Sandy:''' Well, think again! (cut to Sandy talking into a megaphone) Attention Bikini Bottom, the time has come to double, no, triple our efforts. 
'''Squidward:''' How about a break? We’ve been at it for days! 
'''Fish #6:''' Think about the children! 
'''Sandy:''' That’s a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn’t normally reach. 
'''Fish #7:''' (whispering to the woman) This is a load of barnacles. 
'''Sandy:''' I heard that!! No one’s going anywhere until we find SpongeBob. 
'''Fish #2:''' Uh... uh, wait, here he is! (picks up a fish) 
'''Sandy:''' That ain’t SpongeBob! SpongeBob is square! (squeezes the fish into a square) 
'''Fish #8:''' I’m ready! I’m ready! 
'''Sandy:''' No you ain’t! (a fish holds a box of [[Kelp-O]]) 
'''Fish #9:''' I found Squarebob! 
'''Sandy:''' That’s just a cereal box. Besides, he’s yellow. 
'''Fish #10:''' (holds up a banana) Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now? 
'''Woman:''' (points up) Oh, look! He’s up in the sky! (Sandy looks up) 
'''Sandy:''' He’s not...huh? (everyone is gone) They must have gone to search some more. (Sandy continues searching for SpongeBob) SpongeBob, where are you? (lifts up a house) You under there? (lifts up another house) Nope. (lifts up another house where the fish from before is at) 
'''Fish #1:''' Uhh, I can explain. (then to Sandy, cut to Patrick's rock where a lot of eyes are under it) 
'''Fish #9:''' That squirrel’s gone crazy. 
'''Woman:''' But she’ll never look under a rock. 
'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) You said it! Sandy’ll never find us! (everyone's eyes look over to the end of the rock. SpongeBob is thrown out of the rock) Hey wait, you don’t understand. 
'''Squidward:''' Oh look, it is I, SpongeBob, out here in the open! (Sandy turns around) 
'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob? 
'''SpongeBob:''' (screams. Bangs on the rock) C’mon, let me back in! You don’t understand! (Sandy hugs SpongeBob) 
'''Sandy:''' Oh, SpongeBob, I was so worried. I thought something terrible happened! (grabs his arm) Come on. There’s just enough time to go atom smashing. (Sandy runs but SpongeBob is not moving) 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, wait! 
'''Sandy:''' There’s no time to wait! Hibernation! (pulls on SpongeBob's arm) 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you’ve got to make time. This is important! (Sandy lets go of SpongeBob's arm) I am a man. (holds up a razor) Ok Sandy, I...I...I...I...I can’t play with you anymore! (cries) I just can’t take the games. They’re tearing me apart! (rips off his nose and throws it on the ground then holds onto Sandy's legs) There, I said it! Now just promise we can still be friends! Please, Sandy! I...Sandy? (notices Sandy asleep and laughs) I never thought I’d say it, but thank Neptune for hibernation! (laughs then falls asleep like he is hibernating. Pan over to Patrick arriving with a bag of groceries and notices a bunch of eyes under his rock) 
'''Patrick:''' Who are you people?
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2009-06-23T20:44:56Z

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Episode Article: [[Pre-Hibernation Week (Episode)|Pre-Hibernation Week]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

==Dialogue==

'''Sandy:''' There we go! (Sandy rakes a pile of leaves in the shape of Texas) SpongeBob, I got all the leaves ra... (steps on piles of leaves still on the ground) SpongeBob, what are all these leaves doing here? You said you were going to rake them! 
'''SpongeBob:''' (peeks his head out of a pile of leaves he is in) I am raking the leaves. 
'''Sandy:''' But they’re still all over the ground! 
'''SpongeBob:''' I can’t rake any faster. (picks up a leaf and starts scraping it with a tiny rake) These are big leaves! (leaf breaks into more pieces) And they keep breaking into more leaves!
'''Sandy:''' (Sandy pushes him away and rakes them herself) Then go scrape the salt lick or somethin'! We got to get this stuff done before it’s too late!
'''Spongebob:''' What’s the big rush anyway, Sandy? 
'''Sandy:''' (hanging laundry) I told ya, SpongeBob... (scrubs the birdbath with a toothbrush) I’m hibernating next week. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Hibernating? What’s that? 
'''Sandy:''' (painting the fence) It’s when I go to sleep for the whole winter. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Can I do that? 
'''Sandy:''' (chuckles) No, silly. It’s a mammalian thing. (paints over SpongeBob’s helmet) 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is 100% ma-male. 
'''Sandy:''' (cleaning her exercise wheel) Enough chitter-chatter, SpongeBob. We don’t have much time left! 
'''SpongeBob:''' Why, Sandy? When does your... carburation begin? (Sandy jumps down, pulling down a giant calender with a giant x on the 8th) 
'''Sandy:''' In one week! 
'''SpongeBob:''' But Sandy, that only gives us... (counts then gasps) 168 more hours of playtime! 
'''Sandy:''' You’re telling me. And there’s still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Climb. 
'''Sandy:''' We gotta jump off of stuff. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Jump. 
'''Sandy:''' We gotta ride. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Ride. 
'''Sandy:''' I don’t wanna go to sleep yet! 
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait Sandy! (Sandy starts to sob) 
'''Sandy:''' I can’t burn carbs in my sleep! 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy? 
'''Sandy:''' What? 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, I’m willing to sacrifice any of my time that I haven’t already sold to Mr. Krabs to you. 
'''Sandy:''' Well I’m glad, SpongeBob, ‘cause for the next seven days, it’s gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands! (holds them up. Cut to the giant sand mountains area. Sandy is riding a giant clam shell smashing through a sign) Yee-ha! (sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She rides past a fish with a backpack on his back. When she goes past him, he drops to the ground and rolls around cause he is on fire. She then rides past a man and a woman. The man turns into a little kid and the woman is now wearing jogging outfit when Sandy slides past them both. The woman looks at him) 
'''Fish #1:''' Uh... I can explain. (Sandy flips in mid-air, still on fire) 
'''Sandy:''' I’m hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo! (SpongeBob is wearing his green karate head gear and riding down the mountain on his tongue. Cut to two kids, building a sandman) 
'''Girl:''' Maybe, if we sing that song, he’ll come to life. 
'''Billy:''' Ready? 
'''Both:''' (singing) Oh, there once was a sandman... (SpongeBob rides into the sandcman) 
'''SpongeBob:''' Life’s as extreme as you want to make it! (jumps off the mountain) Whoo! 
'''Girl:''' Maybe we didn’t sing it right. (SpongeBob flying toward the ground. When he hits it, two bones are sticking out) 
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob standing outside Sandy's treedome) Whew, go to the diner? (pulls out his right arm and shows its damages) I’m going to be feeling this tomorrow. (his arm falls to the ground) Ow. 
'''Sandy:''' I got to say, I’m impressed with you, SpongeBob. You’re making this the best pre-hibernation week ever. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I’d better get home before Gary chews up the sofa again. (sighs as he lifts up his left leg and moves it alternately with the other over to his house. Later, it's nighttime and he is finally crawling into bed) Good night Gary. (falls asleep. Then Sandy pushes a button which launches SpongeBob out of his bed and into a lake. SpongeBob is now a block of ice. Sandy jumps in and becomes a block of ice) 
'''Sandy:''' Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, SpongeBob? 
'''SpongeBob:''' (shivering) W-what h-happened to s-sleeping? (Sandy pulls down a calendar) 
'''Sandy:''' I’ll be asleep all winter! We only got three days for fun. (swims away) Well hurry now! The giant clams like to feed at this hour! (cut to SpongeBob lifting a bowling ball into a tube. Sandy blows her whistle and SpongeBob runs to the end and picks up a few jacks before the bowling ball hits him on his head. Sandy does the same thing but the bowling ball cracks her helmet) Isn’t this great? 
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah! I’ve never played extreme jacks before! (cut to Sandy and SpongeBob with giant q-tips) 
'''Sandy:''' Ok SpongeBob, this one’s going to be fun. We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off. (lifts hers up) On your mark... get set... 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, are you sure we’re supposed to be standing up here? 
'''Sandy:''' Go! (hits SpongeBob off the building. SpongeBob lands on a fire hydrant. Sandy rides up on a two-seated bike) Come on, SpongeBob. We’re goin’ for a tandem ride through the park! 
'''SpongeBob:''' Gee, that sounds safe! I mean, fun. (gets up but leaves a piece of himself on the fire hydrant. He jumps on the bike) Ok, I’m ready! I thought you said we were riding through the park, Sandy. 
'''Sandy:''' I did, SpongeBob, the industrial park. (they ride into a giant factory) This is where the real action is! (Sandy pedals on barbed wire) This part gets pretty technical! Yee-haw! Now for the speed course. Hold on! (they ride through a conveyor belt with a giant crunching mouth at the end) I hope we make it. (bike begins to fall to the ground fast. SpongeBob screams) I’m havin’ fun, too. (as they hit the ground, SpongeBob melts into a puddle. Sandy tosses a fishing rod on him) Wake up, slowpoke. (scene scrolls over to show a plane) We’re going fly-fishing. (rimshot) 
SpongeBob: (thinking) This squirrel’s trying to kill me. Any more of these stunts and I’ll be reduced to a puddle! (sees his shoe floating) Wait a minute, I’ve got to talk my way out of this. Sandy, I think I need to tell you something.
'''Sandy:''' What is it? 
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it’s just that I’m feeling sort of... (his mouth melts away from his eyes. He pulls it back up) I just feel like maybe I need to... (his mouth melts away again. Sandy puts her hand over his mouth) 
'''Sandy:''' Hold that thought, SpongeBob! 'Cause it’s time for a down-home favorite! (holds up a piece of hay) Find the hay in the needle stack! (throws it in a giant pile of needles. Cut to inside the needle pile where SpongeBob is covered in needles and still getting poked with them) Did you find it? 
'''SpongeBob:''' Not yet. 
'''Sandy:''' Well I’m going to look over here. 
'''SpongeBob:''' You do that. (SpongeBob digs a hole underground then emerges) 
'''Sandy:''' Found it, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs away) Come on. Best two out of three. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Got to hide. Got to hide. Home? No. Gary can’t keep a secret. (looks at Patrick's rock) Under a rock! It’s so original. (as he jumps for the rock, his pants get stuck) 
'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob?! (SpongeBob struggles to get free and eventually does but leaves his pants stuck on the plant) SpongeBob? (Sandy walks up to SpongeBob's pants) Where are you, little square dude? (gasps) SpongeBob’s tie! And all his other little dressins! But... but... he always folds his clothes before running around in the nude! Something terrible must have happened to him! (cut to the Krusty Krab where customers are eating. Sandy swings the doors open) Alright, listen up, y’all! I’m rounding up a search party! SpongeBob’s gone missing! (Squidward smiles at Mr. Krabs) 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Man the lifeboats! 
'''Sandy:''' Alpha Team, you search uptown. Gold Team searches downtown. Any questions? 
'''Fish #2:''' Gold Team rules. 
'''Sandy:''' Now get movin'! (everyone runs out. Cut to Fred putting up a lost poster. Cut to Sandy and a few other fish stills earching) Come on! He could be anywhere in these sulfur fields! (a fish looks in a spout) 
'''Fish #3:''' Hey SpongeBob! (a blast of sulfur hits him in the face) Well…,at least I still have my personality. (cut to Sandy and two fish by a cave) 
Sandy: Check in this here moist cave! (three fish walk in shouting for SpongeBob then run out, away from a giant fish monster) 
'''Fish #7:''' I just count on you, Lucky things would drop by, So now what was that what you wanted? 
'''Fish #8:''' Neg... 
'''Fish #7:''' Maybe I would ask him tomorrow. 
'''Sandy:''' Well, think again! (cut to Sandy talking into a megaphone) Attention Bikini Bottom, the time has come to double, no, triple our efforts. 
'''Squidward:''' How about a break? We’ve been at it for days! 
'''Fish #6:''' Think about the children! 
'''Sandy:''' That’s a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn’t normally reach. 
'''Fish #7:''' (whispering to the woman) This is a load of barnacles. 
'''Sandy:''' I heard that!! No one’s going anywhere until we find SpongeBob. 
'''Fish #2:''' Uh... uh, wait, here he is! (picks up a fish) 
'''Sandy:''' That ain’t SpongeBob! SpongeBob is square! (squeezes the fish into a square) 
'''Fish #8:''' I’m ready! I’m ready! 
'''Sandy:''' No you ain’t! (a fish holds a box of [[Kelp-O]]) 
'''Fish #9:''' I found Squarebob! 
'''Sandy:''' That’s just a cereal box. Besides, he’s yellow. 
'''Fish #10:''' (holds up a banana) Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now? 
'''Woman:''' (points up) Oh, look! He’s up in the sky! (Sandy looks up) 
'''Sandy:''' He’s not...huh? (everyone is gone) They must have gone to search some more. (Sandy continues searching for SpongeBob) SpongeBob, where are you? (lifts up a house) You under there? (lifts up another house) Nope. (lifts up another house where the fish from before is at) 
'''Fish #1:''' Uhh, I can explain. (then to Sandy, cut to Patrick's rock where a lot of eyes are under it) 
'''Fish #9:''' That squirrel’s gone crazy. 
'''Woman:''' But she’ll never look under a rock. 
'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) You said it! Sandy’ll never find us! (everyone's eyes look over to the end of the rock. SpongeBob is thrown out of the rock) Hey wait, you don’t understand. 
'''Squidward:''' Oh look, it is I, SpongeBob, out here in the open! (Sandy turns around) 
'''Sandy:''' SpongeBob? 
'''SpongeBob:''' (screams. Bangs on the rock) C’mon, let me back in! You don’t understand! (Sandy hugs SpongeBob) 
'''Sandy:''' Oh, SpongeBob, I was so worried. I thought something terrible happened! (grabs his arm) Come on. There’s just enough time to go atom smashing. (Sandy runs but SpongeBob is not moving) 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, wait! 
'''Sandy:''' There’s no time to wait! Hibernation! (pulls on SpongeBob's arm) 
'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, you’ve got to make time. This is important! (Sandy lets go of SpongeBob's arm) I am a man. (holds up a razor) Ok Sandy, I...I...I...I...I can’t play with you anymore! (cries) I just can’t take the games. They’re tearing me apart! (rips off his nose and throws it on the ground then holds onto Sandy's legs) There, I said it! Now just promise we can still be friends! Please, Sandy! I...Sandy? (notices Sandy asleep and laughs) I never thought I’d say it, but thank Neptune for hibernation! (laughs then falls asleep like he is hibernating. Pan over to Patrick arriving with a bag of groceries and notices a bunch of eyes under his rock) 
'''Patrick:''' Who are you people?
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Evelyn

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[[Image:Christina2.jpg|thumb|right|123px|Christina]]
[[Image:Evelyn.jpg|thumb|right|Evelyn]]

'''Evelyn, Annette, Christina or Ashley''' are background characters often used in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants. Evelyn is married to [[Tom]], and she is also one of [[Pearl]]'s best friends, as in Hooky! One of the pink fish first appeared in the episode: [[Ripped Pants]].

==Evelyn==
Their names were revealed in different episodes. They attend Bikini Bottom High School and enjoys being with [[Pearl]]. Evelyn is only friends with [[Pearl]] in Hooky and [[Squeaky Boots]]. They all look extremely similar to Nancy, who also is friends with [[Pearl]]. Evelyn is married to Tom, because in [[Sailor Mouth]], Tom and Evelyn are sitting together at the [[Krusty Krab]]. Or they just could be friends.

They all also enjoy Krabby Patties. She is often seen eating [[Krabby Patties]]. In Where's Gary?, she gets a refund for a Krabby Patty because Spongebob cried on it. She does not look very fat, but her husband Tom is overweight. We know only few things about them all, because they are rarely used characters. Evelyn's finback might possibly been orange. You can see that Evelyn has no nice behavior to anyone. Evelyn is the only pink character than Patrick to be known. Because she is female, she has a color of pink. Evelyn is not seen at Bikini Bottom High School because this school has never shown classrooms before. Evelyn is not with Pearl anymore in more contemporary episodes. Evelyn's name is a mixed name, between Eve and Dylan. In addition, unlike Tom or Fred, she is not brown. Evelyn's home is revealed where it really is: it is in the home where Tom lives. As so far for fans, Evelyn's home will never be seen again, unless it's one of the main buildings seen as the only buildings drawn when you look up the full shot of Bikini Bottom. In [[Sun Bleached]] she had a son named [[Tyler]].

==Anette and Christina==
===Christina===
Christina also visits the Krusty Krab a lot, and that pink fish's name was revealed in the episode: [[Good Ol' Whatshisname]].

===Anette===
Anette only appeared in [[SpongeGuard on Duty]] where she kicked SpongeBob with sand, but then she liked him because he was a lifeguard soon, and she whistled all the other people to come over and lift up SpongeBob.

==Looks==
All of the Pink fish have pink bodies, yellow fins, and they wear sparkling slippers. They also wear a red bra and are very beautiful.

==Trivia/Goofs==
On the [[To Love a Patty (DVD)]] cover, you can see her next to Squidward.

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