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2009-06-16T21:43:55Z

Zany zacky: Put the DVDs in Order of Airdate

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| <center> [[Nautical Nonsense & Sponge Buddies (DVD)|Nautical Nonsense and Sponge Buddies]] • [[Halloween (DVD)|Halloween]] • [[Sea Stories (DVD)|Sea Stories]] • [[Tales From the Deep (DVD)|Tales From the Deep]] • [[Lost at Sea (DVD)|Lost at Sea]] • [[Tide and Seek (DVD)|Tide and Seek]] • [[Christmas (DVD)|Christmas]] • [[Seascape Capers (DVD)|Seascape Capers]] • [[SpongeBob Goes Prehistoric (DVD)|SpongeBob Goes Prehistoric]] • [[SpongeGuard on Duty (DVD)|SpongeGuard on Duty]] • [[Sponge For Hire (DVD)|Sponge For Hire]] • [[Home Sweet Pineapple (DVD)|Home Sweet Pineapple]] • [[Fear of a Krabby Patty (DVD)|Fear of a Krabby Patty]] • [[Absorbing Favorites (DVD)|Absorbing Favorites]] • [[Where's Gary? (DVD)|Where's Gary?]] • [[Lost in Time (DVD)|Lost in Time]] • [[Karate Island (DVD)|Karate Island]] • [[Whale of a Birthday (DVD)|Whale of a Birthday]] • [[Friend or Foe? (DVD)|Friend or Foe?]] • [[Bikini Bottom Adventures (DVD)|Bikini Bottom Adventures]] • [[Atlantis SquarePantis (DVD)|Atlantis SquarePantis]] • [[To Love a Patty (DVD)|To Love a Patty]] • [[Pest of the West (DVD)|Pest of the West]] • [[Who Bob What Pants? (DVD)|Who Bob What Pants?]] • [[Spongicus (DVD)|Spongicus]] • [[SpongeBob vs. The Big One (DVD)|SpongeBob vs. The Big One]] • [[10 Happiest Moments]] • [[To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants (DVD)|To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants]] • [[SpongeBob StarPants (DVD)|SpongeBob StarPants]]
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Template:Transcripts/Season 6

2008-12-02T20:47:25Z

Zany zacky:

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| align="left" width="33%" |<< [[Episode Transcript: Stanley S. SquarePants|Season 5]]
| align="center" width="33%" style="font-size:120%;" | [[Episode Transcripts/Season 6|SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 6]]
| align="right" | Season 7 >>
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: House Fancy|101a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Krabby Road|101b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Penny Foolish|102a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Nautical Novice|102b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Spongicus|103a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Suction Cup Symphony|103b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Not Normal|104a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Gone|104b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: The Splinter|105a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Slide Whistle Stooges|105b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: A Life in a Day|106a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Sun Bleached|106b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Giant Squidward|107a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: No Nose Knows|107b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Patty Caper|108a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Plankton's Regular|108b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Boating Buddies|109a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: The Krabby Kronicle|109b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: The Slumber Party|110a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Grooming Gary|110b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Krusty Krushers|111a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: The Card|111b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Dear Vikings|112a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Ditchin|112b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Porus Pockets|113a]]
| align="center" | 113b
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| align="center" | TBA
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Template:Transcripts/Season 6

2008-12-02T20:47:13Z

Zany zacky:

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{| width="100%" style="background-color:#FF6;"
| align="left" width="33%" |<< [[Episode Transcript: Stanley S. SquarePants|Season 5]]
| align="center" width="33%" style="font-size:120%;" | [[Episode Transcripts/Season 6|SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 6]]
| align="right" | Season 7 >>
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{| width="100%" style="background-color:#FFFFCC;"
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: House Fancy|101a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Krabby Road|101b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Penny Foolish|102a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Nautical Novice|102b]]
| align="center" | |
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Spongicus|103a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Suction Cup Symphony|103b]]
| align="center" | |
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Not Normal|104a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Gone|104b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: The Splinter|105a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Slide Whistle Stooges|105b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: A Life in a Day|106a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Sun Bleached|106b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Giant Squidward|107a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: No Nose Knows|107b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Patty Caper|108a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Plankton's Regular|108b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Boating Buddies|109a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: The Krabby Kronicle|109b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: The Slumber Party|110a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Grooming Gary|110b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Krusty Krushers|111a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: The Card|111b]]]
| align="center" | |
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Dear Vikings|112a]]
| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Ditchin|112b]]
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| align="center" | [[Episode Transcript: Porus Pockets|113a]]
| align="center" | 113b
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| align="center" | TBA
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Episodes/Season 6

2008-12-02T20:40:14Z

Zany zacky:

[[de:Episoden/6. Staffel]]
{{Seasons}} 
{{Episode Transcripts/Seasons}}
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!'''No.'''
!'''Titlecard'''
!'''Title'''
!'''Description'''
!'''Screenshot'''
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|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''101'''
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|[[House Fancy (Episode)|House Fancy]]
| Squidward gets jealous of [[Squilliam Fancyson|Squilliam]]'s paradise house and says his house is better then Squilliam's.
|<center>[[Image:Shichker - Bathroom.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Image:Krabby Road.Card.JPG|75px]]</center>
|[[Krabby Road (Episode)|Krabby Road]]
| After escaping from [[Bikini Bottom]] Jail, Plankton makes up a new plan to get the formula by making up a band!
|<center>[[Image:Krabbyroadausschnitt.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''102'''
|http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn449/spongebobfan657/SpongeBob%20random%20-%20title%20cards%20places%20etc/PennyFoolish-1.jpg
|[[Penny Foolish (Episode)|Penny Foolish]]
| Mr. Krabs becomes obsessed when SpongeBob found a penny and attempts to steal it.
|<center>[[Image:Pennyscreen.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Image:Nautical.jpg|75px]]</center>
|[[Nautical Novice (Episode)|Nautical Novice]]
| SpongeBob memorizes a long book called "The History of All Boating Ever"
|<center>[[Image:Nauticalscreen.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''103'''
|<center>[[Image:Spongicus ep.jpg|75px]]</center>
|[[Spongicus (Episode)|Spongicus]]
| Plankton tears down the [[Chum Bucket]] and builds a coliseum in its place and holds a gladiator show.
|<center>[[Image:Spongicuscreen.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Image:Suction Cup Symphony.Card.JPG|75px]]</center>
|[[Suction Cup Symphony (Episode)|Suction Cup Symphony]]
| Squidward tries to compose a music piece for the [[Bikini Bottom]] Orchestra, but keeps getting interrupted by SpongeBob and Patrick.
|<center>[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''104'''
|<center>[[Image:NotNormal.Card.JPG|75px]]</center>
|[[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]]
| After being told by Squidward that he is not normal, SpongeBob decides to become "[[Normal]]".
|<center>[[Image:Normal SpongeBob.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Image:Gone.Card.JPG|75px]]</center>
|[[Gone (Episode)|Gone]]
| SpongeBob finds that everyone in Bikini Bottom is gone.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''105'''
|<center>[[Image:TheSplinter.jpg|75px]]</center>
|[[The Splinter (Episode)|The Splinter]]
| SpongeBob tries to remove a splinter before [[Mr. Krabs]] learns about it and sends him home early.
|<center>http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll383/Superguy88_2008/TheSplinterscreenshot-1.jpg</center>
|-
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Slide Whistle Stooges (Episode)|Slide Whistle Stooges]]
| [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] get new slide whistles and annoy [[Squidward]] with their endless playing, but he soon falls to the charm of the toy and gets one for himself, much to the aggravation of everyone in town.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''106'''
|<center>[[Image:ALifeinaDay.jpg|75px]]</center>
|[[A Life in a Day (Episode)|A Life in a Day]]
| Daredevil Larry the Lobster inspires Patrick to live dangerously, but SpongeBob wants to play safe.
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|-
|<center>[[Image:SunBleached.jpg|75px]]</center>
|[[Sun Bleached (Episode)|Sun Bleached]]
| Too much sunshine dries out and whitens [[SpongeBob]], who is in danger of cracking and turning to dust.
|<center>http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll383/Superguy88_2008/SunBleachedscreenshot.jpg</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''107'''
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Giant Squidward (Episode)|Giant Squidward]]
| Being sprayed by plant fertilizer turns [[Squidward]] into a giant who scares the entire town except for SpongeBob.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[No Nose Knows (Episode)|No Nose Knows]]
|Patrick vows to eliminate all the terrible odors when he gets a nose for the first time.
|<center>http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg82/beatlesnicole/Season%206%20Episodes/No-Nose-Knows---Resized-1.jpg</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''108'''
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Patty Caper (Episode)|Patty Caper]]
|When the [[Krabby Patty]] special ingredient is stolen, [[SpongeBob]] goes on a search for it.
|<center>http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn449/spongebobfan657/PattyCaper.jpg</center>
|-
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Plankton's Regular (Episode)|Plankton's Regular]]
|[[Plankton]] is shocked to learn that he actually has a regular customer, Nat, at the [[Chum Bucket]], who loves to eat there.
|<center>http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn449/spongebobfan657/PlanktonRegular.jpg</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''109'''
|align="center"|<center>http://felsing.ath.cx/daniel/public/SpongeBob/boating_buddies_klein.jpg</center>
|[[Boating Buddies (Episode)|Boating Buddies]]
|While trying to run away from SpongeBob, Squidward gets a speeding ticket and gets sent to Boating School, where [[SpongeBob]] is happy to have him as his new friend in class.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[The Krabby Kronicle (Episode)|The Krabby Kronicle]]
|[[Mr. Krabs]] places [[SpongeBob]] in charge for finding interesting stories for The Krabby Kronicle, the Krusty Krab newspaper.
|<center>http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn449/spongebobfan657/TheKrabbyKronikle.jpg</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''110'''
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[The Slumber Party (Episode)|The Slumber Party]]
|Pearl's getting ready for her slumber party, but Mr. Krabs' meddling in the party preparations is getting out of control. Pearl forces him out of the house and orders him to stay at SpongeBob's until the party's over, so Mr. Krabs sends his number 1 employee SpongeBob to be his undercover spy to make sure that they don't destroy the house, but SpongeBob ends up destroying the house instead.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Grooming Gary (Episode)|Grooming Gary]]
|[[SpongeBob]] enters [[Gary]] into a pet show, but Gary is not too happy about it.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
|align="center" rowspan="1"|'''111'''
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? (Episode)|What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]
|[[SpongeBob]] loses his memory and ends up as the mayor of [[Kelp City]]. Now, he must decide if he wants to go home with strangers, or stay as a mayor where he is a hero.
|align="center"| http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg82/beatlesnicole/Who-Bob-What-Pants75.jpg
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''?'''
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Krusty Krushers (Episode)|Krusty Krushers]]
|Mr. Krabs goes to a wrestling match, when he discover that there is a $1 Million dollar prize for the champion. Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob and Patrick fight in the match, but discover themselves up against champions. Mr. Krabs is worried, because they are getting destroyed. However, SpongeBob and Patrick end up winning the prize money, but instead, trade it for a week in wrestling camp.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[The Card (Episode)|The Card]]
|The new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading cards are on sale, and SpongeBob is determined to get the super special rare talking card. He's stunned when Patrick immediately finds the card without even trying. And to make matters worse, he doesn't treat it with the care and respect SpongeBob believes it deserves.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''?'''
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Dear Vikings (Episode)|Dear Vikings]]
|There's a new Viking-themed promotion at the Krusty Krab, so SpongeBob is determined to find out everything there is to know about Vikings. Since there's no better way to find out about Vikings than to communicate with them directly, SpongeBob writes a letter to the Vikings, and is surprised when they visit the Krusty Krab to answer his questions in person.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Ditchin (Episode)|Ditchin]]
|Mermaidman and Barnacleboy are having a book signing, but SpongeBob can't go because he has boating school. After some convincing, Patrick finally gets SpongeBob to take a bathroom break from class - a really long one - so they can go to the signing. But the day turns sour when SpongeBob becomes racked with guilt about ditching class.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''?'''
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Porous Pockets (Episode)|Porous Pockets]]
|When SpongeBob suddenly becomes the richest citizen of Bikini Bottom, he finds himself surrounded by lots of new "friends" who are more than happy to help him spend his money. As SpongeBob spends more time with his new pals, he spends less time with his best buddy Patrick and jeopardizes their friendship.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Choir Boys]]
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|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
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|<center>'''?'''</center>
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Cepholopod Lodge (Episode|Cepholopod Lodge]]
|Squidward runs away to a ski-type lodge to get away from SpongeBob and Patrick.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
| <center>'''?'''</center>
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[The Truth of Gold (Episode)|The Truth of Gold]]
|SpongeBob finds a golden spatula, but ends up finding a mysterious truth about it.
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|-
| <center>'''?'''</center>
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''
|[[Duel!]]
|SpongeBob and Patrick fight again!
|align="center"| '''No Image Available'''

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Squid Wood (Episode)

2008-10-30T17:26:04Z

Zany zacky: /* Trivia/Goofs */

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! colspan="2" | Squid Wood
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 79b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 24.7.2007
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 4
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[The Pink Purloiner]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Best Day Ever]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
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'''"Squid Wood"''' is an episode from [[Season 4]]

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*Evelyn
*[[Fred]]
*[[Mini Squidward]]
*[[Mini SpongeBob]]
*Talent Agent

===Places===
*[[Squidward's House]]
*Outside [[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Krusty Krab]]

==Plot==
SpongeBob constantly annoys Squidward (as usual) when he wants to play a game. When Squidward shouts angrily at SpongeBob he will never play with him, SpongeBob makes a toy Squidward instead. Squidward is happy at first that SpongeBob won't bother him, but the toy Squidward starts to impress people with talents far greater than the original Squidward's. Eventually he takes Squidward's job (then his own house and possessions), dances for the Krusty Krab and is paid $1,000,000 for a dancing act. Squidward is furious and starts to attack Mini-Squidward. Then a man shows up. He takes Mini-Squidward to be a star and it had taken Squidward's dream. Jules Scartedse plays "Lola".

==Trivia/Goofs== [[Image:Mini-original-sponge.jpg|thumb|right|SpongeBob introduces Squidward to Mini Squidward]]
* ''12 Angry Jellyfish'' is a spoof to 12 Angry Men.
*This episode aired in Germany, then in the UK before the US.
*In the UK, this episode aired along with "[[The Pink Purloiner]]".
* This is the fifth time a Squidward model has been seen, The first time was in [[Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost]], as a wax sculpture, the second was in [[The Paper]], as another wooden dummy. The third was in [[Wormy]], as a finger puppet, and the forth time was in [[Dumped]] as a life-size wooden statue.
* Mini Squidward is based on Little Squiddy from the Season 1 episode [[The Paper]].
*The music heard when SpongeBob and Mini Squidward dance is part of Gioachino Rossini 's famous piece, The Thieving Magpie (La Gazza Ladra): Overture.
*In one scene when mini Squidward is dancing, SpongeBob's arm is not there working the puppet.
*It should be noted that when the fish said Squidward had a bad attitude, most other fishes didn't say much about his attitude in other episodes except in [[Fools in April]] nor did he show any attitude at the register in previous episodes.
*It seems that Squidward's talents can be well-liked if he isn't doing it. Because when Squidward said his joke, the customers hated it, but it could've been hated due to lack of energy, charisma, and/or they could see he was not in the mood to entertain them and the customers liked it when mini-Squidward said the joke. Also lack of talent is not a way to describe Squidward's dancing, it's more of ripping-off or posing, because he was doing the exact same moves as mini-Squidward (even though this is not true since that's his moves) and size has nothing to do with dancing good.
*Mini-Squidward is made of wood, so to destroy it all Squidward had to do is step on his head or burn it. He could also flush it down the toilet due to his size.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Squid Wood]]

==Video==
*[http://www.imeem.com/spankmehard/video/PHKlcWAT/squid_wood_music_video/ Squid Wood Video]

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1

2008-09-30T18:34:05Z

Zany zacky: /* Inside Neptune's Castle */

__NOTOC__
=Dialogue=
==Opening (Realfilmsequence)==
'''Pirate #1:''' (He is in a small boat with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song)

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into
the theater room, where the movie starts)
==Sea==
'''French Narrator:''' The sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...
==Bikini Bottom==
'''Police:''' Back off! Back off! (''waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens'')

'''Fish #1:''' Hey, wait a minute.

'''Fish #2:''' What is happening?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up)

(''SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'') Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hooray! (All of this is then shown to be a dream. SpongeBob is woken up by his alarm clock)

==SpongeBob's Bedroom==

'''SpongeBob:''' Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes calendar) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBobs on portraits:''' SpongeBob SquarePants.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Brushes his teeth and washes up) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
==Squidward's Bathroom==

(Squidward is taking a bath and singing. SpongeBob is now there and singing, too. Squidward hears
him, turns around, and covers himself with the shower curtain)

'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say i'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

'''Squidward:''' Get out! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)
==Outside [[Patrick's House]]==
'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. Oops. Hold on. (Realizes that he doesn't have his shorts on. Rock closes up, with Patrick on it. Then it opens up again. Patrick now has his shorts) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' I love being purple!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean. Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! (Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)
(SpongeBob and Patrick sings)
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Looks at his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you.

'''Patrick:''' I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.

==Outside the Krusty Krab==

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.

'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money.
==The Chum Bucket==

'''Plankton:''' (He is looking out the window of the Chum Bucket) Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!

'''Karen:''' Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' A to Y?

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' What about Z?

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' Z. The letter after Y.

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' Oh, boy.

'''Plankton:''' Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, i'll have the formula.
Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All
hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''I think I stepped in something...

'''Plankton:''' Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

==Outside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.

'''Mrs. Puff:''' (only line) We paid $9 for this?

'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. Well, anyway...The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' He's right.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's me.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! (Shaking Squidwards hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right! (Grabbing the Micriphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. He tells him that he's making a jack-@##! of himself) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs wispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You did not get the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Fish:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball? (This is, in fact her only line in the movie)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Fish:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Fish:''' Wing nut.

'''Old Female Fish:''' A Knucklehead Mcspazatron.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Okay, that's enough. Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidently hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' Later that evening...

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.
(We see Neptune's castle)
==Inside Neptune's Castle==

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sittinng in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so. Neputne then asks the prisoner a question)

'''Neptune:''' So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy. (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it.

==Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat==

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Gobber:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah

'''Goofy Goober and Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab manager.(SpongeBob crys again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go. (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (After another eat) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then they finish two more) Waiter. (Then two more) Oh, waiter. (Two more) Waiter. (Ignores them) Waiter. Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends
in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called..."Waiter!" (All three faint)
==Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, the next morning==

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.
==Inside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through a telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime.
He's got money.
==Outside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Neptune:''' (To Mindy, of course) Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

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=Dialogue=
==Opening (Realfilmsequence)==
'''Pirate #1:''' (He is in a small boat with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song)

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into
the theater room, where the movie starts)
==Sea==
'''French Narrator:''' The sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...
==Bikini Bottom==
'''Police:''' Back off! Back off! (''waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens'')

'''Fish #1:''' Hey, wait a minute.

'''Fish #2:''' What is happening?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up)

(''SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'') Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hooray! (All of this is then shown to be a dream. SpongeBob is woken up by his alarm clock)

==SpongeBob's Bedroom==

'''SpongeBob:''' Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes calendar) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBobs on portraits:''' SpongeBob SquarePants.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Brushes his teeth and washes up) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
==Squidward's Bathroom==

(Squidward is taking a bath and singing. SpongeBob is now there and singing, too. Squidward hears
him, turns around, and covers himself with the shower curtain)

'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say i'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

'''Squidward:''' Get out! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)
==Outside [[Patrick's House]]==
'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. Oops. Hold on. (Realizes that he doesn't have his shorts on. Rock closes up, with Patrick on it. Then it opens up again. Patrick now has his shorts) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' I love being purple!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean. Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! (Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)
(SpongeBob and Patrick sings)
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Looks at his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you.

'''Patrick:''' I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.

==Outside the Krusty Krab==

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.

'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money.
==The Chum Bucket==

'''Plankton:''' (He is looking out the window of the Chum Bucket) Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!

'''Karen:''' Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' A to Y?

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' What about Z?

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' Z. The letter after Y.

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' Oh, boy.

'''Plankton:''' Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, i'll have the formula.
Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All
hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''I think I stepped in something...

'''Plankton:''' Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

==Outside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.

'''Mrs. Puff:''' (only line) We paid $9 for this?

'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. Well, anyway...The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' He's right.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's me.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! (Shaking Squidwards hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right! (Grabbing the Micriphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. He tells him that he's making a jack-@##! of himself) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs wispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You did not get the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Fish:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball? (This is, in fact her only line in the movie)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Fish:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Fish:''' Wing nut.

'''Old Female Fish:''' A Knucklehead Mcspazatron.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Okay, that's enough. Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidently hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' Later that evening...

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.
(We see Neptune's castle)
==Inside Neptune's Castle==

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sittinng in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

'''Squire:''' Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do
so. He then asks the prisoner a question) So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy. (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it.

==Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat==

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Gobber:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah

'''Goofy Goober and Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab manager.(SpongeBob crys again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go. (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (After another eat) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then they finish two more) Waiter. (Then two more) Oh, waiter. (Two more) Waiter. (Ignores them) Waiter. Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends
in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called..."Waiter!" (All three faint)
==Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, the next morning==

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.
==Inside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through a telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime.
He's got money.
==Outside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Neptune:''' (To Mindy, of course) Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1

2008-09-30T18:24:44Z

Zany zacky: /* Outside the Krusty Krab */

__NOTOC__
=Dialogue=
==Opening (Realfilmsequence)==
'''Pirate #1:''' (He is in a small boat with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song)

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into
the theater room, where the movie starts)
==Sea==
'''French Narrator:''' The sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...
==Bikini Bottom==
'''Police:''' Back off! Back off! (''waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens'')

'''Fish #1:''' Hey, wait a minute.

'''Fish #2:''' What is happening?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up)

(''SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'') Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hooray! (All of this is then shown to be a dream. SpongeBob is woken up by his alarm clock)

==SpongeBob's Bedroom==

'''SpongeBob:''' Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes calendar) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBobs on portraits:''' SpongeBob SquarePants.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Brushes his teeth and washes up) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
==Squidward's Bathroom==

(Squidward is taking a bath and singing. SpongeBob is now there and singing, too. Squidward hears
him, turns around, and covers himself with the shower curtain)

'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say i'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

'''Squidward:''' Get out! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)
==Outside [[Patrick's House]]==
'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. Oops. Hold on. (Realizes that he doesn't have his shorts on. Rock closes up, with Patrick on it. Then it opens up again. Patrick now has his shorts) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' I love being purple!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean. Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! (Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)
(SpongeBob and Patrick sings)
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Looks at his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you.

'''Patrick:''' I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.

==Outside the Krusty Krab==

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.

'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money.
==The Chum Bucket==

'''Plankton:''' (He is looking out the window of the Chum Bucket) Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!

'''Karen:''' Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' A to Y?

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' What about Z?

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' Z. The letter after Y.

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.

'''Karen:''' Oh, boy.

'''Plankton:''' Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, i'll have the formula.
Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All
hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''I think I stepped in something...

'''Plankton:''' Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.

==Outside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.

'''Mrs. Puff:''' (only line) We paid $9 for this?

'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. Well, anyway...The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' He's right.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's me.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! (Shaking Squidwards hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right! (Grabbing the Micriphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. He tells him that he's making a jack-@##! of himself) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs wispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You did not get the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Fish:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball? (This is, in fact her only line in the movie)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Fish:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Fish:''' Wing nut.

'''Old Female Fish:''' A Knucklehead Mcspazatron.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Okay, that's enough. Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidently hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' Later that evening...

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.
(We see Neptune's castle)
==Inside Neptune's Castle==

'''Neptune:''' (He is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sittinng in another throne) Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do
so. He then asks the prisoner a question) So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy. (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it.

==Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat==

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Gobber:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah

'''Goofy Goober and Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab manager.(SpongeBob crys again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go. (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (After another eat) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then they finish two more) Waiter. (Then two more) Oh, waiter. (Two more) Waiter. (Ignores them) Waiter. Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends
in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called..."Waiter!" (All three faint)
==Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, the next morning==

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.
==Inside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through a telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime.
He's got money.
==Outside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Neptune:''' (To Mindy, of course) Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

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Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1

2008-09-30T18:15:37Z

Zany zacky: /* Bikini Bottom */

__NOTOC__
=Dialogue=
==Opening (Realfilmsequence)==
'''Pirate #1:''' (He is in a small boat with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!

'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.

'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)

'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk)

'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.

'''Captain:''' Where is it?

'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk)

'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song)

'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into
the theater room, where the movie starts)
==Sea==
'''French Narrator:''' The sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...
==Bikini Bottom==
'''Police:''' Back off! Back off! (''waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens'')

'''Fish #1:''' Hey, wait a minute.

'''Fish #2:''' What is happening?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up)

(''SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'') Talk to me, Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)

'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?

'''Phil:''' Phil.

'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

'''Phil:''' What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hooray! (All of this is then shown to be a dream. SpongeBob is woken up by his alarm clock)

==SpongeBob's Bedroom==

'''SpongeBob:''' Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes calendar) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
portraits)

'''SpongeBobs on portraits:''' SpongeBob SquarePants.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Brushes his teeth and washes up) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
==Squidward's Bathroom==

(Squidward is taking a bath and singing. SpongeBob is now there and singing, too. Squidward hears
him, turns around, and covers himself with the shower curtain)

'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?

'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.

'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.

'''Squidward:''' What do you want?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say i'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

'''Squidward:''' Get out! (Throws him out the window)

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)
==Outside [[Patrick's House]]==
'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. Oops. Hold on. (Realizes that he doesn't have his shorts on. Rock closes up, with Patrick on it. Then it opens up again. Patrick now has his shorts) Congratulations, buddy.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

'''Patrick:''' I love being purple!

'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.

'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean. Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! (Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)
(SpongeBob and Patrick sings)
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Looks at his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you.

'''Patrick:''' I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.

==Outside the Krusty Krab==

'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.

'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money.
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'''Plankton:''' (He is looking out the window of the Chum Bucket) Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!

'''Karen:''' Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
A to Y.

'''Karen:''' A to Y?

'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.

'''Karen:''' What about Z?

'''Plankton:''' Z?

'''Karen:''' Z. The letter after Y.

'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.
Oh, boy. It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, i'll have the formula.
Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All
hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...

'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

'''SpongeBob:'''I think I stepped in something...

'''Plankton:''' Not in something, on someone, you twit!

'''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?

'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
Promotion.

'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.
==Outside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.

'''Mrs. Puff:''' (only line) We paid $9 for this?

'''Sandy:''' I paid $10!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. Well, anyway...The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' He's right.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's me.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! (Shaking Squidwards hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right! (Grabbing the Micriphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob.

'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. He tells him that he's making a jack-@##! of himself) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs wispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' You did not get the job.

'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

'''Fish:''' Dork?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.

'''Pearl:''' A goofball? (This is, in fact her only line in the movie)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.

'''Fish:''' A ding-a-ling.

'''Fish:''' Wing nut.

'''Old Female Fish:''' A Knucklehead Mcspazatron.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Okay, that's enough. Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob walks away)

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.

(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)

'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

(Patrick accidently hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)

'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

'''French Narrator:''' Later that evening...

'''Plankton:''' Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.
(We see Neptune's castle)
==Inside Neptune's Castle==

'''Neptune:''' (He is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sittinng in another throne) Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do
so. He then asks the prisoner a question) So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?

'''Prisoner:''' Yes, but...

'''Neptune:''' But what?

'''Prisoner:''' But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

'''Neptune:''' Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy. (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

'''Crown Polisher:''' Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away)

'''Neptune:''' Mindy, how dare you defy me?

'''Mindy:''' Why do you have to be so mean?

'''Neptune:''' I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea.

'''Mindy:''' Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

'''Presenter:''' That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

'''Neptune:''' Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy?

'''Mindy:''' Your crown?

'''Neptune:''' And what does this crown do?

'''Mindy:''' Covers your bald spot.

'''Neptune:''' It's not bald, it's thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown.

'''Mindy:''' I'm gonna be bald?

'''Neptune:''' Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on)

'''Mindy:''' Dad, your "crown"...

'''Neptune:''' What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Someone has stolen
the royal crown!

'''Plankton:''' (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it.

==Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat==

'''Goofy Goober Clock:''' Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

'''Kids:''' Howdy, Goofy Goober!

'''Goofy Goober:''' Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

'''Goofy Gobber:''' Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah

'''Goofy Goober and Kids:''' Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

'''SpongeBob:''' All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab manager.(SpongeBob crys again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

'''Patrick:''' What? Why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

'''Patrick:''' What? That's insane.

'''SpongeBob:''' I know.

'''Patrick:''' Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

'''Waiter:''' Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

'''Patrick:''' I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

'''Patrick:''' Are you sure?

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

'''Patrick:''' Okay, see you.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

'''SpongeBob:''' Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

'''Patrick:''' Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

'''Waiter:''' (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go. (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat)

'''SpongeBob:''' Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

'''Patrick:''' Yeah.

'''SpongeBob:''' Waiter, let's get another round over here. (After another eat) Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. (Then they finish two more) Waiter. (Then two more) Oh, waiter. (Two more) Waiter. (Ignores them) Waiter. Waiter!

'''Waiter:''' Why do I always get the nuts?

'''SpongeBob:''' (Up on stage) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends
in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called..."Waiter!" (All three faint)
==Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, the next morning==

'''Waiter:''' (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.

'''SpongeBob:''' (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

'''Waiter:''' Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

'''SpongeBob:''' My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.
==Inside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through a telescope)

'''Squidward:''' Yawn.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime.
He's got money.
==Outside the Krusty Krab 2==

'''Neptune:''' (To Mindy, of course) Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

'''Neptune:''' Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

'''Squire:''' Yes, Your Highness?

'''Neptune:''' Have this pole executed at once.

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==Dialogue==
Top of Trench

(The Group happily reachs the top as SpongeBob notes a sign)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome!
(Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Now that we're men...(They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)

'''Dennis:''' Finally. I got you right where I want you.

'''SpongeBob:''' Can I help you with something, sir?

'''Dennis:''' Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.

'''SpongeBob:''' You're gonna exterminate us? Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

'''Dennis:''' You mean these? (Took SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache from their faces) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.

'''SpongeBob:''' They were fake?

'''Dennis:''' Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (Dennis grew a mustache)

'''Patrick:''' Is he a mermaid?

'''Dennis:'''All right. Enough gab.

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you gonna do to us?

'''Dennis:''' Plankton was very specific.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Plankton?

'''Dennis:''' For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Step on us?

'''Dennis:''' Yeah! That way you'll never find out
that he stole the crown! Perhaps I've said too much.

'''SpongeBob:''' That's a big boot.

'''Dennis:''' Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. I love this job! (large boot stomps on Dennis)

'''Patrick:''' Bigger boot!

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives. Thank you, stranger. Stranger?

'''Patrick:''' It's the Cyclops!

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!

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(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered)

'''Patrick:''' Are we dead?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't think so. Artificially colored rocks? I don't know where we are. What is this?

'''Patrick:''' It's some kind of wall of psychic energy.

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl. Hey, there's some fish folk.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this...Help us out of the tank!

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second. Those fish are dead.

'''Patrick:''' What's he gonna do with us? Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture.

'''SpongeBob:''' Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of...Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.

'''Patrick:''' You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table) The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.

'''Patrick:''' Tell me about it.

'''SpongeBob:''' This doesn't look too good, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs? I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm fell off then Patrick tried to put it back)

'''SpongeBob:''' (Old man voice) Thanks.

'''Patrick:''' Don't mention it.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' You mean that we're attractive?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.

'''Patrick:''' Shell City.

'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.

'''Patrick:''' No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."

'''SpongeBob:''' Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (He and Patrick notice Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)

'''Patrick and SpongeBob:''' Crown!

'''SpongeBob:''' Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (both shed one tear of joy)

'''SpongeBob:''' (In a weakly voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''Patrick:''' (Also in a weakly voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
(the two dehydrate)
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The Theater

(All of the pirates are crying)

'''Captain:''' That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you.

'''Captain's Parrot:''' Shut up and look at the screen.

'''Captain:''' The bird's right. Look. It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.
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Shell City

(We see SpongeBob and Patrick's tears short circiut the lamp, and the smoke turns on the sprinklers. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second)

'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we're alive. Let's get that crown.

'''Patrick:''' Right.

'''SpongeBob:''' On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. (They pick it up) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls up to reveal that the Cyclops is the one that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life)

'''Patrick:''' What's happening?

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. Look! (All of the sea creatures are now alive. They attack the Cyclops and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to the beach)
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The Beach

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you still have that bag of winds?

'''Patrick:''' I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on his butt) Here you go(pulls out bag).(the lump is really excretment) What?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing, nothing...Okay, let's go over the instructions. Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "

'''Patrick:''' Okay (points bag at Shell City).

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "

'''Patrick:''' Right! (Plants his feet in the sand)

'''SpongeBob:''' "Step three: Remove string from bag,
releasing the winds. "

'''Patrick:''' Check. (pulls string and the bag flies out of his arm)

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home,feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

'''Patrick:''' Uh, SpongeBob?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, stop! (chase after bag)

'''Patrick:''' I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought...It was a mistake!

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, no. How will we ever get
back to Bikini Bottom now?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' I can take you there.

'''SpongeBob:''' Who are you?

'''David Hasselhoff'''I'm David Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Hooray!

'''SpongeBob:''' So where's your boat?

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Boat? (he laughs hearty)

'''SpongeBob and Patrick:'''(Hasselhoff swims toward Bikini Bottom) Go, Hasselhoff.

'''SpongeBob:''' Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

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Bikini Bottom

'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
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Inside the Krusty Krab 2

'''Plankton:''' Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March 14 ?. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess who's here.

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Above the Pacific Ocean

'''SpongeBob:'''(Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat) Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

'''David Hasselhoff:''' Hmm! Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like...

'''SpongeBob:''' Bigger boot. But how? Dennis! (the boot slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses were broken. SpongeBob and Patrick scream) Huh! Dennis!

'''Dennis:''' Did you miss me?

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Inside the Krusty Krab 2

'''Plankton:''' (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

'''Neptune:''' Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

'''Neptune:''' There is nothing else I can do.

'''Mindy:''' You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

'''Neptune:''' Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time...What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are.

'''Mindy:''' No, I'm not.

'''Neptune:''' Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

'''Mindy:''' I'm stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Yes.

'''Mindy:''' Stalling?

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Mindy:''' Stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Stalling!

'''Plankton:''' Oh, boy.
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'''Dennis:''' Now, where were we?

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, run. No, I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop...

'''Patrick:'''(Dennis throws Patrick towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob!

'''David Hasselhoff'''Take it easy back there, fellas.

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, be careful.

'''Dennis:''' Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.

'''SpongeBob:''' Never!... (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot) Yeah! I did it!

'''Dennis:''' You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Gobber Dollers)

'''Dennis:''' It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this?

'''SpongeBob:''' That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes)

'''Dennis:''' My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob)

'''Patrick:''' I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him)

'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot.

'''Dennis:''' (Last lines) That's it. I'm through messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams)

'''Patrick:''' See you.
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Inside the Krusty Krab 2

'''Mindy:''' So you think....I'm....stalling.

'''Neptune:''' Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!

'''Mindy:''' But, Daddy...

'''Neptune:''' Now! (She goes outside. Neptune put locks on the door)

'''Mindy:''' No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.
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'''Hasselhoff:''' (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.

'''SpongeBob:''' But we'll never be able to float down in time.

'''Hasselhoff:''' Who said anything about floating? (Pecs turn into launchers)

'''Announcer:'''Initiating launch sequence.

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you see that?

'''Patrick:''' The control.

'''Announcer:''' All hands on deck. Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...
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Inside the Krusty Krab 2

'''Neptune:''' (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!
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Above Bikini Bottom

'''Announcer:''' ...six, five...
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Inside the Krusty Krab 2

'''Neptune:''' ....for you....

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!
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Above Bikini Bottom

'''Announcer:''' ...three, two...
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Inside the Krusty Krab 2

'''Neptune:''' ....to fry!

'''Mindy:''' (Outside) No!

'''Plankton:''' Yes!
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Above Bikini Bottom

'''Announcer:''' ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom)

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Inside the Krusty Krab 2

'''Mr. Krabs:''' NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down)
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Above Bikini Bottom

'''Hasselhoff:''' (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with Neptune's ray and survives) ow.
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Inside the Krusty Krab 2

'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! We made it!

'''Patrick:''' We made it!

'''Neptune:'''My crown! My beautiful crown!

'''Mindy:''' (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton then starts clapping slowly)

'''Plankton:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him)

'''SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick:''' Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off)

'''Mindy:''' Daddy, no!

'''Plankton:''' Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button)

'''Neptune:''' (We see Neptune still struggling. A few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows)

'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his triton)

'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, what happened?

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton cheated.

'''Plankton:''' Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because you cheated?

'''Plankton:''' No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

'''SpongeBob:''' I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

'''Plankton:''' Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

'''SpongeBob:''' And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, and seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.

'''Plankton:''' That's right. Okay, Neptune...

'''SpongeBob:''' And no amount of mermaid magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial promotion...
(Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

'''Plankton:''' That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

'''SpongeBob:''' But that's okay.

'''Plankton:''' What? What's going on?

'''SpongeBob:''' Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.

'''Plankton:''' All right, we get the point.

'''SpongeBob:''' So, yeah, I'm a kid. And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

'''Plankton:''' What's going on here?

'''SpongeBob:''' But most of all, I'm... (fog starts to appear)

'''Plankton:''' Okay, settle down. Take it easy.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm... I'm...

'''Plankton:''' What the scallop?!

'''SpongeBob:''' (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall)
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock!
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!
Put your toys away,
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play,
I say no way.
No way!
No, no ******* way!
I'm a kid, you say, when you say
I'm a kid I say,
"Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

'''Plankton:''' (He is recovering from being flung into the wall) What's happening? (Sees SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Seize him!

'''Slaves:''' All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard costume. He is playing a guitar, which he uses to free a fish)

'''Fish:''' (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed!

'''Plankton:''' What? (SpongeBob zaps more helmets off) No! (More helmets come off) My precious helmets! (SpongeBob zaps the helmets off Squidward, Mrs. Puff, Sandy, and Gary)

'''Sandy:''' (last lines) Yee-haw!

'''Gary:''' (last lines) Meow.

'''Plankton:''' His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. She is surfing the crowd) All right, that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you to...(SpongeBob frees Neptune. Mindy hands him his crown)

'''Mindy:''' Here you go, Daddy.

'''Plankton:''' I better get out of here. (Runs for the door, but more freed fish burst in)

'''Fish:''' Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

'''Plankton:''' Out of my way, fools. (The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)
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Outside the Krusty Krab, later

'''Plankton:''' (last lines) (He is know squished into the form of a shoe. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (His cage is put in a police car, which drives away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching go inside the Krusty Krab 2)
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Inside the Krusty Krab 2

'''Neptune:''' Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. (Turns
to leave, but is stopped by Mindy)

'''Mindy:''' (last lines) Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

'''Neptune:''' What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab)

'''Krabs Boy:''' What the...?

'''Neptune:''' I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm up here. (We see him hanging from ropes)

'''Patrick:''' (Last lines) I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down)

'''Neptune:''' (Last lines) Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. (They hug)

'''Mr. Krabs:''' And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes)I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (Looks at SpongeBob)

'''Squidward:''' I couldn't agree more, sir.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Last lines) Hooray for SpongeBob!

'''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

'''Squidward:''' (Last lines) I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

'''SpongeBob:''' (Last lines) Are you crazy? (Grabs manager pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! (Jumps high up into the air, nearly hitting the roof. The credits begin rolling, and music plays)

Music: [[Ocean Man (Song)|Ocean Man]]
Ocean Man,
Take me by the hand,
Lead me to the land,
That you understand.

Ocean Man,
The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip,
Ocean Man,
The crust of the tan man inhibited by the sun,
Soaking up the thirst of the land.

Ocean Man,
Can you see through the wonder of amazement?
At the oberman?
Ocean Man,

The crust is elusive when it casts forth,
To the childlike man.
Ocean Man,

The sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land.
Ocean Man,

(Guitar Playing)

Ocean Man,
Ocean Man,
Ocean Man,

The sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land,
Ocean Man.
(Song Ends, then we hear a new song playing)

Music: [[SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy (Song)|SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy]]

[[Patrick]], you see, I'm growing a mustache
And though I know I must ask you.
Does it really make me look like a man?

[[SpongeBob]], being a man is just a tough job.
I hope you're picked to be the best SpongeBob’s ever had
Working like a dog at the Krusty Krab.

Now wait a minute
I think we hit a wall
I think we hit a psychic wall.

Maybe we're just young and we won't know 'til we're old.
Too young to free ourselves from this lonely fish bowl.

Some kind of wall
Some kind of psychic wall
Some kind of wall
Some kind of psychic wall
We can get a burn

Come on, let's find a way to be happy,
Not like Plankton, he will never be satisfied,
Always complaining about his life,
To his computer wife.
You think he would've found by now,
To be sought as a king,
We don't need a burn.
(Song ends again, then a new song plays)

Music: [[Just a Kid (Song)|Just a Kid]]
Maybe I'm just a kid,
Maybe I just don't fit in.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, to go now.
I don't want to go to school,
But don't get to I make the rules,
To early, to early, to early, to early in the morning.

Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody,
Has to do something they don't want to do.
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody,
Has to do something, oh why's that true?

Maybe I'm not so big,
Maybe I just don't fit in.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready for more now.
I don't want to go to bed,
So much going on in my head,
Not tired, Not tired, Not tired, Not tired right now.

Everybody, everybody,everybody ,everybody,
Has to do something they don't want to do.
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody,
has to do something, oh why's that true?

Everybody (x15)
Everybody has to do something, to have fun.
Na Na's
Everybody (x13)
Anyone who's somebody, anybody has to grow up to have some fun.
(Song ends again, then another song plays)

Music: [[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]
Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me,
Said it’s gonna be a good one, just wait and see.
Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra-ecstatified.

It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)

I’m so busy, got nothing to do,
Spent the last two hours just tying my shoe.
Every flower, every grain of sand is reaching out to shake my hand.

It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)

Sometimes the little things start closing in on me.
When I’m feeling down, I want to lose that frown,
I stick my head out the window and I look around.

Those clouds don’t scare me; they can’t disguise,
This magic that’s happenin’ right before my eyes.
Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright so the best day ever can last all night,
Yeah, the best day ever’s gonna last all night now.

It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (best day ever)
Best day ever
Best day ever
(a curtain goes over the screen, then scene shows the pirates again)
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The Theater

'''Captain:''' (After the movie is completely over) You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist.

'''Usher:''' Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' What? Say that again, if you dare. (Points his sword at her)

'''Usher:''' You folks have to leave.

'''Captain:''' Okay. (Him and all of the other pirates leave)

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'''''The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie''''' is a feature film based on [[Nickelodeon]]'s hit TV show ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''. The film was released in the United States on November 19, 2004. It was distributed in Switzerland, Spain and Netherlands by Universal Studios. The Movie was supposed to be released in November 4, 2004. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie was the second most successful Nickelodeon production, only behind The Rugrats Movie. It stars
[[Tom Kenny]], [[Bill Fagerbakke]], [[Doug Lawrence]], [[Clancy Brown]], Scarlett Johannson, Jeffrey Tambor, Alec Baldwin, [[Rodger Bumpass]], and a cameo appearance by [[David Hasselhoff]].

==Plot==
The film begins with a live action credit sequence, in which a group of pirates retrieve tickets to The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. The pirates then go into the movies and then the film then cuts to Bikini Bottom, where Mr. Krabs, the owner of popular fast food restaurant, the Krusty Krab, has a problem: a customer ordered a Krabby Patty with cheese, yet no cheese was put on the patty. Suddenly, SpongeBob SquarePants comes to the rescue. He has a brief chat with the customer, and with his briefcase full of gadgets, he takes out a pair of pliers and adds cheese, and the crisis is resolved. The whole scene reveals itself to be SpongeBob's dream.
Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs is preparing to celebrate the grand opening of the "Krusty Krab 2", his new restaurant. Hoping to become the new manager of the Krusty Krab 2, SpongeBob is completely convinced his name will be announced, since he had already been "Employee of the Month" 374 consecutive times.
Meanwhile, Plankton - arch-nemesis and business rival of Mr. Krabs who constantly wants to steal Mr. Krabs' formula of the Krabby Patty, is planning his ultimate plot - the dreaded Plan Z. At the celebration, SpongeBob's co-worker, Squidward, is given the manager title, as Mr. Krabs tells a heartbroken SpongeBob that he is just a kid and is unable to handle the task.
Meanwhile, Plankton arrives at the castle of King Neptune, who is prevented from declaring a ridiculous prison sentence by his intelligent teenage daughter, Princess Mindy. King Neptune is then horrified to discover that his crown is missing, having been stolen by Plankton.
SpongeBob arrives at Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, a popular children's restaurant, to brood over his loss. His best friend Patrick arrives and joins him in a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise ice cream-eating spree, and SpongeBob experiences hangover-like symptoms the next morning. Meanwhile, King Neptune arrives at the Krusty Krab after receiving false evidence that Mr. Krabs had stolen his crown and sent it to the dreaded Shell City. Krabs pleads innocent, and King Neptune asks the crowd of onlookers if Krabs has a thieving nature. SpongeBob then arrives and insults Mr. Krabs out of spite, but after hearing the prospect of Mr. Krabs being executed, he and Patrick agree to travel to Shell City (where Plankton has sold the crown). Before departing, Mr. Krabs is frozen by King Neptune's trident, and Mindy warns the duo about the giant Cyclops guarding Shell City. She also gives SpongeBob and Patrick a magical bag of winds to return home with (a reference to the Odyssey).
With six days to retrieve the crown, SpongeBob and Patrick travel to a gas station next to the county line. There, their hamburger-like vehicle, the Patty Wagon, is quickly stolen by a mobster. One long walk later, they find it parked at The Thug Tug, a bar for tough, muscular fish. After a failed attempt to obtain the car's key, they begin to blow bubbles in the bar bathroom, which is a sign of weakness by the rules of the bar. A fin-fight as to who blew the bubbles results, allowing them to steal the key amidst the confusion and escape.
The following day, Squidward finds out about Plankton's plan and begins to tell on him by talking to King Neptune. Plankton begins controlling the minds of the townspeople through electronic bucket-shaped hats, disguised as free souvenir hats, ultimately taking over Bikini Bottom and re-naming it "Planktopolis." He also sends Dennis, a motorcycle-riding hitman, to eliminate SpongeBob and Patrick. Dennis is clearly an enemy of SpongeBob and Patrick. His name may also be a reference to Dennis Hopper's character in the movie Easy Rider.
SpongeBob and Patrick then obliviously drive into an area littered with piles of skulls and bones. Upon seeing a sign for free ice cream, Spongebob goes to get some for himself and Patrick, only to discover that the entire stand and the old lady managing it are all part of a frog fish's lure. Spongebob manages to escape it and gets into the Patty Wagon with Patrick, but the frog fish gives chase. At the last minute, upon approaching a monster-filled trench, the duo jump out, leaving the Patty Wagon to be eaten by the frog fish in midair (right above the trench). A few seconds later, a huge eel emerges from the trench and eats the frog fish.
Upon seeing the sheer depth and danger of the trench, though, SpongeBob gives up and accepts that he and Patrick are "just kids". However, Mindy arrives and shows them, via a magic clam, what Plankton has done to Bikini Bottom. When that fails to convince them, Mindy gives them fake mustaches in the form of seaweed, convincing them that they are now men. They pass through the trench without fear (singing "Now That We're Men"), and even befriend the various monsters that inhabit the trench. However, they are greeted on the other side by Dennis, who reveals that they are not really men (by ripping off their "mustaches") and is about to kill them (as per Plankton's instructions to "step on them") before being stepped on by a human scuba diver (the Cyclops), who takes SpongeBob and Patrick to the surface.
He takes them to Shell City, which is revealed to be a gift shop that sells knick-knacks made from ocean items such as shells, seahorses, and stars. SpongeBob and Patrick are put through a lethal drying-out process involving a heat lamp, but before dying, they realize that they made it to the crown after all, and shed two tears of joy which together form a droplet in the shape of a heart. As they slowly dry out, they sing the Goofy Goober song one last time, after which they completely dry out. However, the heart droplet slides down to the lamp's wire and short-circuits it, causing smoke to rise and activate the sprinkler system, reviving them and all of the fish-made knick-knacks, who lead an assault against the Cyclops. The duo takes the crown and flee, but Patrick accidentally opens the bag of winds without holding on to it, and it flies away. However, David Hasselhoff arrives and takes them across the ocean at sonic speed.
However, the cyclops' boot suddenly appears from the water, and brings an angry Dennis along with it. After several minutes of struggling, the angry assassin almost defeats Patrick and SpongeBob before being hit by an upcoming catamaran. Meanwhile, King Neptune has arrived at the Krusty Krab II to execute Mr. Krabs, as has Plankton (to watch). As Mindy desperately stalls for time, Spongebob and Patrick arrive over Bikini Bottom, and Hasselhoff opens his pectoral muscles and shoots the heroes into Bikini Bottom, deflecting King Neptune's execution beam with the crown in the knick of time (though burning Hasselhoff in the process though he survives). However, Plankton's hypnotized minions, which include King Neptune after Plankton jams a helmet on his head, attack the heroes, and as they are cornered, SpongeBob makes a speech about how being a kid is okay, as he did all the things everyone thought a kid couldn't do (i.e crossing the desert, defeating Dennis and the Cyclops, and returning the Crown) before pulling out a guitar and playing a rock version of the Goofy Goober song (which resembles the Twisted Sister song I Wanna Rock). SpongeBob destroys the mind-control buckets with the guitar and frees the citizens from Plankton's rule.
In the aftermath, Plankton is arrested, and King Neptune reaches an understanding with his daughter. He unfreezes Mr. Krabs, noting how he should be honored to have "a brave, courageous, and heroic young man" like SpongeBob. Realizing this, Mr. Krabs admits his past mistake and offers SpongeBob the managerial position. Squidward tries to downplay Krabs' offer, but SpongeBob leaps at the opportunity, and proclaims it to be "the greatest day of [his] life."
During the end credits, pictures are shown of SpongeBob's job as manager, who is seen happily mopping the floors, taking out the trash, sweeping the chimney, and getting a raise from Mr. Krabs (by only one penny).
Following the credits, a theater lady tells the pirates to leave.

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]: A happy yellow sponge who fry cooks at the Krusty Krab and goes to get King Neptune's crown. (Main Protagonist)
*[[Patrick]]: A happy pink starfish who loves to be friends with SpongeBob. (Second main protagonist).
*[[Plankton]]: SpongeBob's arch nemesis. He takes over Bikini Bottom using mind control helmets and is the main antagonist and villian.
*[[Mr. Krabs]]: A greedy but understandable and kind crab who owns the Krusty Krab. He has a minor role, mostly because he was frozen by King Neptune for most of the movie.
*[[Squidward]]: A lazy, grumpy, ugly octopus who orders the food at the Krusty Krab. He has a minor role, and was absent in many scenes. *[[Dennis (eliminator)]]: A hitman determined to murder everybody in the sea. He was told by Plankton to eliminate SpongeBob and Patrick. He is also the minor antagonist.
*[[Sandy]]: A land squirrel who's friends with SpongeBob and Patrick. Sandy has an very minor role and her home is not seen.
*[[Mrs. Puff]]: A pufferfish who's always losing her temper on SpongeBob. Mrs. Puff has an extremely minor role, and one line.
*[[Gary]]: SpongeBob's pet snail. He was controlled by Plankton to rebuild Planktopolis from Bikini Bottom. Gary has a very minor role in this movie, and only two lines.
*[[King Neptune]] and [[Mindy]]: The rulers of the sea. Mindy is kind and not yet the ruler; Neptune is a furious mermaid.

All other characters have been controlled under Plankton's Evil Plan Z and the Buckets Head Control. Pearl Krabs, the huge whale, daughter of Mr. Krabs, has also been controlled by Plankton because she does not appear anymore after she says the word '''A Goofball?''' and then the movie will never connect to her again. Larry the Lobster appears, but doesn't have any lines. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy do not appear in the movie, although there is a poster of them in the beginning of the movie in SpongeBob's house. Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl all have only one line. Gary has two. Squidward had few lines, and he had a large length of absence between the Mind-Controlled Slaves capturing him to having him fan-waving Plankton to being rescued by SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab 2.

==Cast==
* [[Tom Kenny]] - [[SpongeBob SquarePants]], [[Gary the Snail]], Clay, Tough Fish #2, Twin #2, Houston Voice (voice)
* [[Bill Fagerbakke]] - [[Patrick Star]], Fish #2, Chum Customer, Local Fish (voice)
* [[Doug Lawrence]]- [[Plankton]], Fish #7, Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice)
* [[Dee Bradley Baker]] - Man Cop, Phil, [[Perch Perkins]], Waiter, Attendant #1, Thug #1, Coughing Fish, Twin #1, Frog Fish Monster, Freed Fish, Sandals (voice)
* [[Clancy Brown]] - [[Eugene H. Krabs]] (voice)
* [[Scarlett Johansson]]- [[Mindy]] (voice)
* [[Jeffrey Tambor]]- [[King Neptune]] (voice)
* [[Rodger Bumpass]] - [[Squidward Tentacles]], Fish #4 (voice)
* [[Alec Baldwin]]- [[Dennis (eliminator)]] (voice)
* [[Jill Talley]] - Karen the Computer Wife, Old Lady (voice)
* [[David Hasselhoff]]- Himself
* [[Carolyn Lawrence]]- [[Sandy Cheeks]] (voice)
* [[Mary Jo Catlett]]- [[Mrs. Puff]] (voice)
* [[Lori Alan]]- [[Pearl Krabs]] (voice)
* [[Carlos Alazraqui]]- Squire, Goofy Gooby Announcer, Thief (voice)
* [[Sirena Irwin]] - Reporter, Driver, Ice Cream Lady (voice)
* [[Joshua Seth]] - Prisoner (voice)
* [[Tim Blaney]] - Singing Goofy Goober (voice)
* [[Jim Wise]] - Goofy Gooby Rock Singer (voice)
* [[Neil Ross]] - Cyclops Diver (voice)
* [[Thomas F. Wilson]] - Fish #3, Tough Fish, Victor (voice)
* [[Stephen Hillenburg]] - Parrot (voice)
* [[Peter DeYoung]] - Leatherbeard the Pirate
* [[Maxie J. Santillan Junior]] - Gummy the Pirate
* [[Aaron Hendry]] - Tangles the Pirate, Cyclops Diver
* [[Gerard Griesbaum]] - Fingers the Pirate
* [[Michael Bell]]- Fisherman
* [[Paul Zies]] - Upper Deck the Pirate
* [[Randolph Jones]] - Tiny the Pirate
* [[Todd Duffey]] - Concession Guy
* [[Jose Zelaya]] - Dooby the Pirate
* [[Mageina Tovah]] - Usher
* [[Chris Cummins]] - Concession Guy
* [[Alex Baker]] - Martin the Pirate
* [[Robin Russell]] - Sniffy the Pirate
* [[Tommy Schooler]] - Salty the Pirate
* [[Ben Wilson]] - Stovepipe the Pirate
* [[Henry Kingi]] - Inky the Pirate
* [[Bart McCarthy]] - Captain Bart the Pirate
* [[David Stifel]] - Cookie the Pirate
* [[Dylan Haggerty]] - Stitches the Pirate
* [[Aaron Springer]] - Laughing Bubble
* [[Derek Drymon]] - The Screamer, Fisherman
* [[Cole S. McKay]] - Scruffy the Pirate
* [[D.P. FitzGerald]] - Bonesy the Pirate
* [[Kristopher Logan]] - Squinty the Pirate
* [[Gino Montesinos]] - Tango the Pirate
* [[John Siciliano]] - Pokey the Pirate

== Box Office ==
The movie was a box-office success. It earned U.S. dollars $85,417,988 in the United States and $140,161,792 worldwide as of June 18, 2006. It has, as of June 17, 2007, a 70% Critics Tomatometer rating and a 77% Cream of the Crop rating on rottentomatoes.com. It's also the most Highest-Grossing Nickelodeon Movie based on a TV series and beat the record of the
Rugrats Movie. It is one of the only successful films produced by Nickelodeon Movie Productions and Paramount Pictures.

==Soundtrack==
{| class="wikitable"
|- style="background:EFEFEF
! #
! '''Song Title'''
! '''Performer'''
|-
|1
|"SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song"
|Avril Lavigne
|-
|2
|"[[SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy]]"
|The Flaming Lips
|-
|3
|"[[Just a Kid (Song)|Just a Kid]]"
|Wilco
|-
|4
|"[[The Goofy Goober Song]]"
|Mike Simpson, featuring [[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick]] & The [[Goofy Goober]]
|-
|5
|"[[Prince Paul's Bubble Party]]"
|The Waikikis, Prince Paul & Wordsworth
|-
|6
|"Bikini Bottom"
|Electrocute
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|7
|"[[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]"
|[[SpongeBob]] and the Hi-Seas
|-
|8
|"[[They'll Soon Discover]]"
|The Shins
|-
|9
|"[[Ocean Man]]"
|[[Ween]]
|-
|10
|"[[Under My Rock]]"
|[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
|-
|11
|"[[Now That We're Men]]"
|[[SpongeBob]], [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] & The Monsters
|-
|12
|"[[Goofy Goober Rock]]"
|Tom Rothrock featuring Jim Wise
|-
|13
|"[[You Better Swim]]"
|Motörhead
|-
|14
|"The Jellyfish Song"
|The Jellyfish Band, Plus-Tech Squeeze Box Featuring [[SpongeBob]]
|-
|15
|"[[SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song (Movie Version)]]"
|[[The Pirates]]
|}

==Slaves of Plankton==

Plankton controlled everyone in Bikini Bottom using mind control bucket helmets. Here is a list of his slaves.

*Larry the Lobster--He is seen becoming a slave. His job was unknown.

*Mrs. Puff--She is also seen becoming a slave.

*Gary the Snail--He is not seen becoming a slave, but is seen working for Plankton with two bucket helmets (one over each eye). His job was to help rebuild Planktopolis.

*Pearl Krabs--She is not seen in the army of slaves or becoming one, but it is deduced that she became one since the only people in Bikini Bottom that didn't become one (besides Karen and Plankton) were Mindy, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and SpongeBob.

*Perch Perkins--He is not seen becoming one, nor is he in the army, but we did see him getting a bucket helmet from Plankton.

*Sandy--She is not seen becoming a slave, but she is among the army. Her job is unknown, but we did see her running in a hamster wheel. There was a sign by it that read: DO NOT FEED THE SQUIRREL.

*Squidward--He did not get a bucket helmet at first, but when he threatened to turn Plankton in to King Neptune, Plankton got his slaves to capture him. He then became one, and his job was as Plankton's fan-waver.

*King Neptune--He did not become a slave until the end of the movie when Plankton attacked him with a helmet. His job was to kill SpongeBob and Patrick.

*Everyone else in Bikini Bottom (besides Karen, Plankton, Mr. Krabs, Patrick, Mindy, and SpongeBob)

==Trivia==
* "Goofy Goober Rock" is a re-work of "I Wanna Rock" by rock band Twisted Sister.
* The film takes place after the series, even though it was created before Season Four, Season Five, Season Six, and the future Season Seven.
* The song sung by SpongeBob in "Best Day Ever" was sung in the last song of the end credits, by SpongeBob. It is also sung, again by SpongeBob, in the episode titled Best Day Ever at the beginning and towards the end of the episode
* When SpongeBob and Patrick are at [[Shell City]] and the sprinklers go off, there is a puffer fish. It could possibly be [[Mr. Puff]], Mrs. Puff's husband.
* In the bar scene at Goofy Goober's, a cartoon of Ignatz beaning Krazy Kat in the head with a brick can be seen hanging on a wall in the background.
* The band Motörhead contributed the song "You Better Swim" to the soundtrack, which is "You Better Run" with 'sponged-up' lyrics.
* The tune to "Now That We're Men" can be heard throughout the episode "The Great Snail Race".
* This film was rated PG by the MPAA for some mild crude humor, for the fact that Patrick's bare butt is seen (with a flag in it) using his pants as a parachute, and Patrick is seen without pants on, and Mr. Krabs is audible in whispering "jack-@##!" to SpongeBob.
* At the end, SpongeBob says Squidward's fly is down. Squidward does not wear pants.
* This film was originally planned to serve as the series finale of ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', but in 2005, an unannounced Season 4 was produced due to the film.
* Most of SpongeBob's friends do not have a large role. Gary, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, and Sandy the Squirrel were brainwashed for a majority of the film and had one line each. Mr. Krabs was frozen for most of the movie, and Squidward had few lines and was much less pessimistic than he was in the series, seemingly taking on a new personality for the film. Also, in an interview, the film mentioned to have Sandy, but she only made two appearances and only one line. Originally, there was a scene that involved Sandy (as a real squirrel) meeting SpongeBob and Patrick on land, but it was scrapped from the film. It can be seen (storyboard-animated) on the DVD of the film as a deleted scene.
*The Replica HMS Bounty was used in the opening sequence in which the pirates were singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.
*If you look closly at Plankton's filing capnit, you will see one of them say PG the film's rating.
* [[The Best Day Ever]] marathon was parodied by an Ed, Edd n' Eddy marathon called The Best Day Edder.
* 364 Employee of the Month awards is from December, 1999 to March, 2029, which means that this movie takes place in March, 2029.
*The distance between the two Krusty Krab restaurants keeps changing throughout the movie.
*In the Goofy Goober Nut Bar, the pictures hanging on the wall behind SpongeBob change in every shot.
*SpongeBob puts his shirt and shorts clothing on after his dream, and he is wearing underwear. Then, in front of the mirror, when the back of the shorts falls down, it shows his rear end with no underwear.
*The "Galley Grub" sign in Krusty Krab 2 moves from above the door with a porthole in it, to next to the door with the anchor painted on it, and then totally disappears later.
*After SpongeBob and Patrick receive their "seaweed mustaches" they jump off the edge of the trench. When they figure out that they just jumped off the edge they look down, and directly below, the trench wall is visible with nothing on it. Yet, when they are about to hit the ground there is a branch.
*When SpongeBob wakes up the morning after his ice cream antics at Goofy Goober, there is a table and two chairs by the stage which disappear.
*When SpongeBob and Patrick go to the bar on the way to Shell City, there is a hole in one of the wooden saloon doors which switches to being in the other saloon door when they sneak out.
*Patrick changed his underwear without going to his home.
*Since the movie takes place in 2029(21 years from the year 2008), [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] are 43 years old (but act like kids and are even called kids), [[Mr. Krabs]] is 87 years old, [[Squidward]] is 54 years old, [[Pearl]] is 37 years old, and [[Sandy]] is 42.
*In the movie the character's designs look a little different. SpongeBob looks more smoother, Mr. Krabs has a darker color and the jagged parts on his claws are round, Squidward is more pail, and Patrick's dots are bigger and it actually looks like he has a neck.

==Continuity Errors==
*The film begins shortly before SpongeBob wakes up. Seemingly only a few minutes later SpongeBob talks to Patrick, before exclaiming it was 8 o'clock, and quickly made his way towards the second Krusty Krab's opening ceremony. Strangely, when SpongeBob finds out that he is not the manager of the new restaurant, he walks off towards the sunset. Unless the ceremony was much later than 8 o'clock (which would be odd, since SpongeBob claimed he was late for work), the day passed by ''very'' quickly. A similar error occurs the next day, when SpongeBob says, again, that it is 8 o'clock, and then, at about the same time, Mr. Krabs claims that it is lunch time.
*In the film, [[King Neptune]] looks utterly different than he used to be in [[Neptune's Spatula]]. (The character is also played by a different actor - John O'Hurley played Neptune on the TV series in his one and only appearance.) The reason why was revealed in [[Krusty Towers]]. The Neptune Family Heirs, so this is probably the son of Neptune in Neptune's Spatula or rather that Neptune was portrayed and drawn in a different light, even retconned into a king.
*It is possible that the film storyline takes place after all of the episodes. At the end, SpongeBob becomes the manager of the Krusty Krab 2, but, even in the new episodes, the Krusty Krab 2 does not exist and SpongeBob is still a fry cook at the Krusty Krab. Also, in the new episodes, Plankton is still trying to steal the formula, but in the film, he is putting his final plan into play and finally gets the formula. It has been confirmed by [[Stephen Hillenburg]] this was actually the series finale, despite the fact it was released before seasons 4-6. This is likely due to the fact that the show's future was unclear at the time (the movie airing just before the two year hiatus) and so it seemed likely the show was cancelled.

== Worldwide release dates ==
*'''United States''': November 19, 2004
*'''Canada''': November 19, 2004
*'''Mexico''': December 3, 2004
*'''Chile''': December 16, 2004
*'''Germany''': December 23, 2004
*'''Austria''': December 23, 2004
*'''Switzerland''': December 23, 2004
*'''Brazil''': December 17, 2004
*'''Venezuela''': December 25, 2004
*'''Colombia''': January 1, 2005
*'''Australia''': January 6, 2005
*'''New Zealand''': January 6, 2005
*'''Argentina''': January 6, 2005
*'''Central America''': January 7, 2005
*'''Peru''': January 13, 2005
*'''Spain''': January 28, 2005
*'''Belgium''': February 2, 2005
*'''Netherlands''': February 3, 2005
*'''France''': February 9, 2005
*'''United Kingdom''': February 11 2005
*'''Ireland''': February 11, 2005
*'''United States''': March 1, 2005 (DVD release)
*'''Austria''': March 11, 2005
*'''Turkey''': March 13, 2005
*'''Russia''': March 17, 2005
*'''Singapore''': March 17, 2005
*'''Czech Republic''': March 17, 2005
*'''Philippines''': April 6, 2005
*'''South Africa''': April 8, 2005
*'''Indonesia''': April 16, 2005
*'''Denmark''': June 10, 2005
*'''Norway''': June 17, 2005
*'''Sweden''': June 26, 2005
*'''Greece''': September 16, 2005
*'''Italy''': September 23, 2005
*'''Poland''': November 25, 2005 (DVD release)
*'''Japan''': April 22, 2006
*'''United States''': November 10, 2006 ([[Nickelodeon]] Premiere)
*'''Poland''': November 26, 2006 (Canal + premiere)
*'''Canada''': May 21, 2007 (YTV premiere)
*'''United States''': June 15, 2007 ([[Nickelodeon]] Movie Summer Premiere)
*'''Germany''': December 23, 2007 (Pro7 Premiere)
*'''New Mexico''': May 10, 2008
*'''Canada''': May 23, 2008 (Teletoon premiere)

==Transcript==
[[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]

==External links==
*[http://www.nick.com/all_nick/movies/SpongeBob Official film website]
*[http://nick.co.uk/nicktoons/shows/SpongeBob/movie/index.html Official film website] (UK version)

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Episode Transcript: Krusty Krab Training Video

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Episode Article: [[Krusty Krab Training Video (Episode)|Krusty Krab Training Video]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*Child

==Dialogue==

Narrator: Welcome aboard. If you’re watching this video, than let me be the first to say 'congratulations'! (a rainbow with the word 'congratulations' appears) You’ve recently been hired by the Krusty Krab restaurant. (a hat, a spatula, and a bucket appear in SpongeBob’s hands) And this is your first official day of training. 

SpongeBob: Can I make a Krabby Patty now? 

Narrator: No, you’ve got a lot to learn before you’re ready to make a Krabby Patty. As you can see on this graph...
(scene cuts to a giraffe. Narrator clears his throat) Graph. (a graph is shown. A Krusty Krab is moving up) You are now
employed by one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom. But it didn’t get that way over night... (its
nighttime) because the store closes at 6:00. (scene cuts to picture of Mr. Krabs smiling with the Krusty Krab behind him)
No, the story of the Krusty Krab is the story of one man’s hard work, perseverance, vision, determination and sweat.
(scene zooms in to one of Mr. Krabs' armpits) But mostly his sweat. (scene cuts to a Krabby Patty sliding across the
screen) From humble beginnings. (scene cuts to black and white picture of Mr. Krabs as a child, walking up to a coke
machine) You may think that Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and founder of Krusty Krab Inc., has always been the financial
wizard he is today. (Mr. Krabs puts in one of his quarters then takes it out as its attacked to a piece of rope with a
hole in the quarter) And you’re right. (Mr. Krabs laughs while drinking his soda. Scene cuts to an older Mr. Krabs, in a
room with bars at the window) After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. (scene cuts
to the Krusty Krab, now a retirement home with elderly fish outside playing shuffleboard) But then his luck changed when
he acquired a bankrupt retirement home and with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born. (Mr. Krabs paints a
giant K, in red paint, on a sign outside. Scene cuts to a krabby patty with a light shining on it. We can hear some sort
of crying in the background) 

Child: Hoopla! 

Narrator: Sounds like a lot of... 

Child: Hoopla! 

Narrator: Sounds like a... (scroll over to a little kid shouting) 

Child: Hoopla! Hoopla! (gets hit in the head with a brick then falls down) 

Narrator: Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty right? (chuckles) Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!! (scene cuts to a krabby
patty sliding across the screen again) The Krusty Krab today. (scene cuts to a series of close-ups in the restaurant.
Then scene cuts to a view of the inside of the Krusty Krab where customers are eating) To keep up with today’s demanding
customers, no expense has been spared to acquire all the latest achievements in fast-food technology. 

Mr. Krabs: (holds up a spatula in his left hand) This here’s an advanced patty-control mechanism. (now standing at the
register) Here you can see our automated money-handling system. Don’t touch! (now holding ice cubes) These are high-
quality beverage temperature devices. Imported. (holds up a straw) This here’s a prototype liquid transfer machine. (puts
the straw in an orange drink and drinks it) And most importantly, (holds up some ketchup packets) You get your state-of-the-art condiment-dispersal units. Now, are you gonna buy something or just stand there cause there’s a standing fee. 

Narrator: (SpongeBob is standing there when a packet of ketchup, ice cubes, a cash register, a spatula, and a straw
appear around him) All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn’t it? (the items spin around him) Well
luckily for you, Mr. Krabs' fear of robot overlords keeps the balance of technology in check. (items disappear and
SpongeBob floats to the right. The scene changes to SpongeBob standing next to Squidward near the cash register) But if
modernization is the heart of the Krusty Krab, than employees are the liver and gall bladder. (close-up of SpongeBob)
Let’s see if you got what it takes. Hmmm, poised, confidant, and a smile that says, "Hello world! May I take your order?"
You’ve got the makings of a good employee, Mr. SquarePants! But for every good employee, there is one who is not so good.
(close-up of Squidward reading his magazine) Let’s see, inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. (close-up of
the button Squidward is wearing on his shirt) Look carefully at the "I Really Wish I Weren’t Here Right Now!" button.
There’s a name for employees like this, but we’ll call him Squidward. 

Squidward: I’m getting paid overtime for this, right Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: (in his office) Sorry, can’t hear you! (scene cuts to a krabby patty sliding across the screen again) 

Narrator: Training. 

SpongeBob: Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now? 

Narrator: Oh you can’t make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase 'POOP'. 

SpongeBob: POOP? 

Narrator: Once you understand 'POOP', you’ll understand your place at the Krusty Krab. But what is POOP mean? (SpongeBob
shrugs his shoulders) It’s actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely. People Order Our Patties. 

SpongeBob: Ah, POOP! (smiles with confidence) 

Narrator: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands 'POOP'. (scene cuts to a customer walking up to Squidward) Here’s a
typical customer. I wonder what he wants. Well, if we just remember POOP, we can figure it out. 

Customer: I’d like to order. 

Narrator: Do you think he wants to order: A: A sofa, B: An expensive haircut, or C: A patty? 

Customer: One patty please. 

Narrator: Ah, POOP! You never let us down! (scene cuts to a giant krabby patty) Now that you understand POOP, I bet you
think you’re ready to make a Krabby Patty. 

SpongeBob: Krabby Patty! (panting towards the krabby patty but once he gets too close, he gets splat on the screen with a
flyswatter) 

Narrator: Ha-ha! Not so fast, Eager McBeaver. We haven’t even talked about: (scene cuts to a toilet) Personal Hygiene.
(toilet flushes. Scene cuts to SpongeBob in front of a sink) Every employee at the Krusty Krab must comply with a strict
set of personal hygiene guidelines. (SpongeBob turns the faucet on) Ok, Mr. SquarePants, are you ready to prepare for your
shift? (SpongeBob lathers his hands with soap) A good employee always scrubs his hand thoroughly. Be sure to get under
those fingernails. (SpongeBob nods and scrubs a bit harder) And don’t forget about the knuckles. (SpongeBob scrubs a bit
harder) And make sure those palms are squeaky clean. (SpongeBob scrubs the hardest he can) All right, let’s see those
hands. (holds up his hands but they are invisible from scrubbing so much) Now that’s thorough! (chuckles. Scene cuts to
SpongeBob’s shiny shoes) After checking to see your feet are polished, (sprays and wipes his shoes) your face is clear of
any blemishes or boils, (SpongeBob cuts his boil off with a pair of scissors) and your hair is neat and tidy, (SpongeBob
lifts up his hat, sprays a little hairspray on it to make it straight, then puts his hat back on) you are ready to start
the day. Now let’s see how Squidward prepares for his shift. (one of the bathroom stall doors opens to show Squidward
sleeping on the toilet with his magazine on his lap) Remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward! (a giant krabby patty
appears on the screen again) Now that you’re clean and hygienic, I bet you think you’re ready to make that Krabby
Patty. 

SpongeBob: (yells in excitement) I’m ready! (splits into two SpongeBob’s) I'm ready!! (splits into more SpongeBob’s) I'm
ready!!!!!! (splits himself into more SpongeBob’s until the flyswatter splats all of them on the screen) 

Narrator: Whoa there! We have a few more topics to cover first. (scene cuts to some vegetables, a spatula, and some
ingredients on a table) Your Work Station. (scene cuts to SpongeBob vacuuming on top of the grill) It’s important to keep your area tidy and free of droppings. But a clean workstation is only part of the job. (scene cuts to SpongeBob thinking
of a Krabby Patty in a thought bubble of his) To make the vision in your head a reality, you’ll need supplies. And a good employee always keeps his supplies well-organized. (SpongeBob opens up a cabinet, then opens the bottom drawer to reveal
a bunch of folders with names of ingredients and vegetables on there) Very good Mr. SquarePants, not a pickle out of
place. (SpongeBob peeks out the kitchen door) Now let’s see how Squidward keeps his work station. (Squidward is sleeping
with a magazine on his face. He wakes up) 

Squidward: Huh? (shouts) Oh! (falls on the floor. The cash register drawer opens up and hits Squidward on the head) 

Narrator: Don’t worry Squidward, Mr. SquarePants can cover for you. (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to the grill)
Now that your workstation is up and running, perhaps you think you’re ready to make the world-famous Krabby Patty.
(SpongeBob barks then runs around the room) (laughs) Calm down. (a bone is thrown at him then he plays with it) There’s
still plenty of time left. We have to make sure you’re ready for the psychological aspect of the job: Interfacing with
your Boss. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Mr. Krabs in his office) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I have a raise? 

Mr. Krabs: No. 

Narrator: Good job, Mr. SquarePants! 

SpongeBob: (runs up to the camera) Can I make a Krabby Patty no... (scene cuts to Patrick walking into the Krusty Krab)

Narrator: Now we go from behind the scenes to the front lines, where we’ll examine the most important aspect of the
industry the customer. Or as we say around here, the 'Krustomer'. 

Patrick: (stops) Who said that? Are you a ghost? 

Narrator: Like precious, precious blood in an animal, the customer is what makes the Krusty Krab strong and alive. 

Patrick: Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me! 

Squidward: Are you going to order something or just make friends with the paneling? 

Patrick: Uhh...I’ll have an uhh...uhh...uhh...ah...) (falls asleep and drools til Squidward snaps his fingers causing him to wake up) What’s that? 

Squidward: Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else. 

Narrator: Ah-ah-ah, Squidward, remember what Mr. Krabs says. 

Mr. Krabs: The money is always right! 

Patrick: The ceiling is right Squidward, you’re not a very good employee. 

Squidward: Fine. May I please take your order? 

Patrick: I’ll have uhh...ah... (drools again as Squidward gets angry) 

Narrator: We’ll check up on these two later. (scene cuts to a siren) Right now, it’s important that we discuss an
emergency situation! (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a krabby patty looking around for something) Like the lost gold
of [[Atlantis]], many consider the Krabby Patty to be a treasure. And as with every treasure, there’s a thief ready steal it.
So it’s up to you to be the watchful eye of... (the krabby patty moves as metal legs come out of it and it walks off) What’s this? (Plankton is on the patty) It’s Mr. Krabs' business partner, Plankton! 
Plankton: Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs! Your secret formula is finally mine! (scene cuts to SpongeBob with a face of shock) 

Narrator: He’s stealing the formula! What are you going to do, Mr. SquarePants? (SpongeBob screams and runs around the
restaurant. Mr. Krabs walks up to Plankton as he and the patty are going really slow) 

Plankton: You’ll never catch me, Krabs, not after I switch into maximum overdrive! (whips the krabby patty into going
faster) Hi-ya! (mechanical legs whirring. Mr. Krabs grabs the patty) I knew I should have gotten the turbo. (SpongeBob is
still screaming and knocking over tables and chairs) Hear me Krabs! You’ll take this Krabby Patty from me when you pry it
from my cold, dead... (Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton, who is now squeaking. He flicks him back to the Chum Bucket) 

Narrator: And so, another emergency is avoided, thanks to Mr. SquarePants. (scene cuts to Squidward and Patrick) Let’s
check in on Squidward again. Psst, Squidward. 

Squidward: Huh? 

Narrator: Just remember: POOP. 

Squidward: Patrick, if I could make a suggestion. Why don’t you just order a Krabby Patty? 

Patrick: Great idea, Squidward! One Krabby Patty, please. 

Squidward: (sighs) Will that be here or to go. (closes his mouth but Patrick is confused again. Squidward bangs his head
on the register) 

Narrator: Hang in there Squidward, it’s all part of the job. (scene cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab training manual)
Now that you’ve learned the basics of your training, it’s time for the moment you’ve been waiting for. (a blue screen
appears with the krabby patty slowly coming closer to the screen. The narrator is making noises) Preparing the Krabby
Patty! (scene cuts to SpongeBob bowing down to a poster of a Krabby Patty) At the center of every great dynasty is the
crown jewel that keeps it alive and thriving. (SpongeBob crawls to the poster) For the Krusty Krab, this is the Krabby
Patty. (SpongeBob licks the patty that is on the poster) And now you, the humble employee off the street, the ever-so-
necessary human resource that keeps this business afloat, will learn the sacred and dark secrets of how to prepare, with
your very own hands... (SpongeBob gasps) the sumptuous, lip-moistening, spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center
that is a Krabby Patty! Are you ready? (SpongeBob nods) Are you sure? (SpongeBob nods his head harder) Ok! The secret
formula is...

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Episode Article: [[Krusty Krab Training Video (Episode)|Krusty Krab Training Video]]

==Characters==

*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*Child

==Dialogue==

Narrator: Welcome aboard. If you’re watching this video, than let me be the first to say 'congratulations'! (a rainbow with the word 'congratulations' appears) You’ve recently been hired by the Krusty Krab restaurant. (a hat, a spatula, and a bucket appear in SpongeBob’s hands) And this is your first official day of training. 

SpongeBob: Can I make a Krabby Patty now? 

Narrator: No, you’ve got a lot to learn before you’re ready to make a Krabby Patty. As you can see on this graph...
(scene cuts to a giraffe. Narrator clears his throat) Graph. (a graph is shown. A Krusty Krab is moving up) You are now
employed by one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom. But it didn’t get that way over night... (its
nighttime) because the store closes at 6:00. (scene cuts to picture of Mr. Krabs smiling with the Krusty Krab behind him)
No, the story of the Krusty Krab is the story of one man’s hard work, perseverance, vision, determination and sweat.
(scene zooms in to one of Mr. Krabs' armpits) But mostly his sweat. (scene cuts to a Krabby Patty sliding across the
screen) From humble beginnings. (scene cuts to black and white picture of Mr. Krabs as a child, walking up to a coke
machine) You may think that Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and founder of Krusty Krab Inc., has always been the financial
wizard he is today. (Mr. Krabs puts in one of his quarters then takes it out as its attacked to a piece of rope with a
hole in the quarter) And you’re right. (Mr. Krabs laughs while drinking his soda. Scene cuts to an older Mr. Krabs, in a
room with bars at the window) After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. (scene cuts
to the Krusty Krab, now a retirement home with elderly fish outside playing shuffleboard) But then his luck changed when
he acquired a bankrupt retirement home and with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born. (Mr. Krabs paints a
giant K, in red paint, on a sign outside. Scene cuts to a krabby patty with a light shining on it. We can hear some sort
of crying in the background) 

Child: Hoopla! 

Narrator: Sounds like a lot of... 

Child: Hoopla! 

Narrator: Sounds like a... (scroll over to a little kid shouting) 

Child: Hoopla! Hoopla! (gets hit in the head with a brick then falls down) 

Narrator: Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty right? (chuckles) Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!! (scene cuts to a krabby
patty sliding across the screen again) The Krusty Krab today. (scene cuts to a series of close-ups in the restaurant.
Then scene cuts to a view of the inside of the Krusty Krab where customers are eating) To keep up with today’s demanding
customers, no expense has been spared to acquire all the latest achievements in fast-food technology. 

Mr. Krabs: (holds up a spatula in his left hand) This here’s an advanced patty-control mechanism. (now standing at the
register) Here you can see our automated money-handling system. Don’t touch! (now holding ice cubes) These are high-
quality beverage temperature devices. Imported. (holds up a straw) This here’s a prototype liquid transfer machine. (puts
the straw in an orange drink and drinks it) And most importantly, (holds up some ketchup packets) You get your state-of-the-art condiment-dispersal units. Now, are you gonna buy something or just stand there cause there’s a standing fee. 

Narrator: (SpongeBob is standing there when a packet of ketchup, ice cubes, a cash register, a spatula, and a straw
appear around him) All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn’t it? (the items spin around him) Well
luckily for you, Mr. Krabs' fear of robot overlords keeps the balance of technology in check. (items disappear and
SpongeBob floats to the right. The scene changes to SpongeBob standing next to Squidward near the cash register) But if
modernization is the heart of the Krusty Krab, than employees are the liver and gall bladder. (close-up of SpongeBob)
Let’s see if you got what it takes. Hmmm, poised, confidant, and a smile that says, "Hello world! May I take your order?"
You’ve got the makings of a good employee, Mr. SquarePants! But for every good employee, there is one who is not so good.
(close-up of Squidward reading his magazine) Let’s see, inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. (close-up of
the button Squidward is wearing on his shirt) Look carefully at the "I Really Wish I Weren’t Here Right Now!" button.
There’s a name for employees like this, but we’ll call him Squidward. 

Squidward: I’m getting paid overtime for this, right Mr. Krabs? 

Mr. Krabs: (in his office) Sorry, can’t hear you! (scene cuts to a krabby patty sliding across the screen again) 

Narrator: Training. 

SpongeBob: Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now? 

Narrator: Oh you can’t make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase 'POOP'. 

SpongeBob: POOP? 

Narrator: Once you understand 'POOP', you’ll understand your place at the Krusty Krab. But what is POOP mean? (SpongeBob
shrugs his shoulders) It’s actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely. People Order Our Patties. 

SpongeBob: Ah, POOP! (smiles with confidence) 

Narrator: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands 'POOP'. (scene cuts to a customer walking up to Squidward) Here’s a
typical customer. I wonder what he wants. Well, if we just remember POOP, we can figure it out. 

Customer: I’d like to order. 

Narrator: Do you think he wants to order: A: A sofa, B: An expensive haircut, or C: A patty? 

Customer: One patty please. 

Narrator: Ah, POOP! You never let us down! (scene cuts to a giant krabby patty) Now that you understand POOP, I bet you
think you’re ready to make a Krabby Patty. 

SpongeBob: Krabby Patty! (panting towards the krabby patty but once he gets too close, he gets splat on the screen with a
flyswatter) 

Narrator: Ha-ha! Not so fast, Eager McBeaver. We haven’t even talked about: (scene cuts to a toilet) Personal Hygiene.
(toilet flushes. Scene cuts to SpongeBob in front of a sink) Every employee at the Krusty Krab must comply with a strict
set of personal hygiene guidelines. (SpongeBob turns the faucet on) Ok, Mr. SquarePants, are you ready to prepare for your
shift? (SpongeBob lathers his hands with soap) A good employee always scrubs his hand thoroughly. Be sure to get under
those fingernails. (SpongeBob nods and scrubs a bit harder) And don’t forget about the knuckles. (SpongeBob scrubs a bit
harder) And make sure those palms are squeaky clean. (SpongeBob scrubs the hardest he can) All right, let’s see those
hands. (holds up his hands but they are invisible from scrubbing so much) Now that’s thorough! (chuckles. Scene cuts to
SpongeBob’s shiny shoes) After checking to see your feet are polished, (sprays and wipes his shoes) your face is clear of
any blemishes or boils, (SpongeBob cuts his boil off with a pair of scissors) and your hair is neat and tidy, (SpongeBob
lifts up his hat, sprays a little hairspray on it to make it straight, then puts his hat back on) you are ready to start
the day. Now let’s see how Squidward prepares for his shift. (one of the bathroom stall doors opens to show Squidward
sleeping on the toilet with his magazine on his lap) Remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward! (a giant krabby patty
appears on the screen again) Now that you’re clean and hygienic, I bet you think you’re ready to make that Krabby
Patty. 

SpongeBob: (yells in excitement) I’m ready! (splits into two SpongeBob’s) I'm ready!! (splits into more SpongeBob’s) I'm
ready!!!!!! (splits himself into more SpongeBob’s until the flyswatter splats all of them on the screen) 

Narrator: Whoa there! We have a few more topics to cover first. (scene cuts to some vegetables, a spatula, and some
ingredients on a table) Your Work Station. (scene cuts to SpongeBob vacuuming on top of the grill) It’s important to keep

your area tidy and free of droppings. But a clean workstation is only part of the job. (scene cuts to SpongeBob thinking
of a Krabby Patty in a thought bubble of his) To make the vision in your head a reality, you’ll need supplies. And a good employee always keeps his supplies well-organized. (SpongeBob opens up a cabinet, then opens the bottom drawer to reveal
a bunch of folders with names of ingredients and vegetables on there) Very good Mr. SquarePants, not a pickle out of
place. (SpongeBob peeks out the kitchen door) Now let’s see how Squidward keeps his work station. (Squidward is sleeping
with a magazine on his face. He wakes up) 

Squidward: Huh? (shouts) Oh! (falls on the floor. The cash register drawer opens up and hits Squidward on the head) 

Narrator: Don’t worry Squidward, Mr. SquarePants can cover for you. (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to the grill)
Now that your workstation is up and running, perhaps you think you’re ready to make the world-famous Krabby Patty.
(SpongeBob barks then runs around the room) (laughs) Calm down. (a bone is thrown at him then he plays with it) There’s
still plenty of time left. We have to make sure you’re ready for the psychological aspect of the job: Interfacing with
your Boss. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Mr. Krabs in his office) 

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I have a raise? 

Mr. Krabs: No. 

Narrator: Good job, Mr. SquarePants! 

SpongeBob: (runs up to the camera) Can I make a Krabby Patty no... (scene cuts to Patrick walking into the Krusty Krab)

Narrator: Now we go from behind the scenes to the front lines, where we’ll examine the most important aspect of the
industry the customer. Or as we say around here, the 'Krustomer'. 

Patrick: (stops) Who said that? Are you a ghost? 

Narrator: Like precious, precious blood in an animal, the customer is what makes the Krusty Krab strong and alive. 

Patrick: Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me! 

Squidward: Are you going to order something or just make friends with the paneling? 

Patrick: Uhh...I’ll have an uhh...uhh...uhh...ah...) (falls asleep and drools til Squidward snaps his fingers causing him to wake up) What’s that? 

Squidward: Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else. 

Narrator: Ah-ah-ah, Squidward, remember what Mr. Krabs says. 

Mr. Krabs: The money is always right! 

Patrick: The ceiling is right Squidward, you’re not a very good employee. 

Squidward: Fine. May I please take your order? 

Patrick: I’ll have uhh...ah... (drools again as Squidward gets angry) 

Narrator: We’ll check up on these two later. (scene cuts to a siren) Right now, it’s important that we discuss an
emergency situation! (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a krabby patty looking around for something) Like the lost gold
of [[Atlantis]], many consider the Krabby Patty to be a treasure. And as with every treasure, there’s a thief ready steal it.
So it’s up to you to be the watchful eye of... (the krabby patty moves as metal legs come out of it and it walks off) What’s this? (Plankton is on the patty) It’s Mr. Krabs' business partner, Plankton! 
Plankton: Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs! Your secret formula is finally mine! (scene cuts to SpongeBob with a face of shock) 

Narrator: He’s stealing the formula! What are you going to do, Mr. SquarePants? (SpongeBob screams and runs around the
restaurant. Mr. Krabs walks up to Plankton as he and the patty are going really slow) 

Plankton: You’ll never catch me, Krabs, not after I switch into maximum overdrive! (whips the krabby patty into going
faster) Hi-ya! (mechanical legs whirring. Mr. Krabs grabs the patty) I knew I should have gotten the turbo. (SpongeBob is
still screaming and knocking over tables and chairs) Hear me Krabs! You’ll take this Krabby Patty from me when you pry it
from my cold, dead... (Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton, who is now squeaking. He flicks him back to the Chum Bucket) 

Narrator: And so, another emergency is avoided, thanks to Mr. SquarePants. (scene cuts to Squidward and Patrick) Let’s
check in on Squidward again. Psst, Squidward. 

Squidward: Huh? 

Narrator: Just remember: POOP. 

Squidward: Patrick, if I could make a suggestion. Why don’t you just order a Krabby Patty? 

Patrick: Great idea, Squidward! One Krabby Patty, please. 

Squidward: (sighs) Will that be here or to go. (closes his mouth but Patrick is confused again. Squidward bangs his head
on the register) 

Narrator: Hang in there Squidward, it’s all part of the job. (scene cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab training manual)
Now that you’ve learned the basics of your training, it’s time for the moment you’ve been waiting for. (a blue screen
appears with the krabby patty slowly coming closer to the screen. The narrator is making noises) Preparing the Krabby
Patty! (scene cuts to SpongeBob bowing down to a poster of a Krabby Patty) At the center of every great dynasty is the
crown jewel that keeps it alive and thriving. (SpongeBob crawls to the poster) For the Krusty Krab, this is the Krabby
Patty. (SpongeBob licks the patty that is on the poster) And now you, the humble employee off the street, the ever-so-
necessary human resource that keeps this business afloat, will learn the sacred and dark secrets of how to prepare, with
your very own hands... (SpongeBob gasps) the sumptuous, lip-moistening, spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center
that is a Krabby Patty! Are you ready? (SpongeBob nods) Are you sure? (SpongeBob nods his head harder) Ok! The secret
formula is...

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2008-09-11T15:25:41Z

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Episode Article: [[Penny Foolish (Episode)|Penny Foolish]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Billy]]
*[[Frank (cameo character)|Frank]]
*[[Harold]]

==Dialogue==
(Episode starts at the Discount Grocery Mart. Mr. Krabs places a basket of items on the counter and the Saleslady scans them)

Saleslady: Price check on industrial size econo pack of raw fiber.

Mr. Krabs: Ah, it goes in my steel wool, but comes out like an angel from heaven.

Saleslady: Please, tell me more.

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, well, this one time I...

Saleslady: Not really!

Mr. Krabs: I didn't think so. Ooh wait, I almost forgot me coupons! (hands lady a lot of cuopons) There's a couple double ones in there too.

Saleslady: Sir, these expired over thirty years ago.

Mr. Krabs: What does that mean?

Saleslady: It means they're no good. Sir, I'll just throw those away for you.

Mr. Krabs: No, wait! I'll take 'em.

Saleslady: Okay sir, your change stay is going to be exactly ten cents.

Mr. Krabs: Come to Papa! Come to Papa! (two nickels slide out) Yay! Two nickels. (laughs, then gasps as he notices SpongeBob walking on the street) Hey, that's SpongeBob out there! (SpongeBob does some weird things) What in blue blazes is that boy up to? (SpongeBob points to something that appears to be a penny, then picks it up) Well i'll be a jerracter jellyfish! SpongeBob found a penny! A bright shiny penny just sitting there, and he picked it right up! Huh, I can remember the whole thing as if it just happened a moment ago. (Mr. Krabs imagines what just happened)

SpongeBob (in the thought bubble): Sir, Sir...(is actually Saleslady)

Saleslady: ...Sir.

Mr. Krabs: What?

Saleslady: You're holding up the line.

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, I am?

Saleslady: Next please. (cuts to night where Mr. Krabs is driving his boat)

Mr. Krabs: Interesting how things work out that way. Some folks just walk along and stumble over free money, while others, others, they work! (zooms out seeing that there's another car next to his)

Billy: Hey mommy, look at that weird guy in the car over there!

Billy's Mom: Billy, mommy's watching the road right now.

Mr. Krabs: I mean why couldn't I have just walked along and found it? I have legs too you know! (sighs) How about a little music. (music dial turns into a penny) Okay, okay, get a grip Krabs. Just concentrate on driving. (steering wheel turns into a penny. Mr. Krabs screams and let's go of it, then holds it again) Okay, getting all worked up over a little coin. (laughs) Ah, it must just be the full moon. Wait a second. (moon turns into a penny, and Mr. Krabs screams) I gotta have that penny! (cuts to next day at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks in) Good morning SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Good morning, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Find anything special lately?

SpongeBob: Yes!

Mr. Krabs: Really?

SpongeBob: Yup!

Mr. Krabs: And you want to share it with your old uncle Krabs, don't you boy?

SpongeBob: Of course!

Mr. Krabs: Great! Well, share it with me!

SpongeBob: (laughs) I already am sharing it with you, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Wha.. What?

SpongeBob: The thing I found was a bright, shiny, new...Day! Well i'll be in the kitchen if you need me. (talking to Squidward) Good morning Squiward.

Squidward: Don't talk to me.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs seems to be in a good mood today.

Squidward: That count's as talking. (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen, and Mr. Krabs is in there)

SpongeBob: Woah! Hello again Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Hello SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: What can I do you for?

Mr. Krabs: Can I borrow a penny?

SpongeBob: A penny? Sure. (checks his pocket) Hmm, sorry. All out of pennies right now.

Mr. Krabs: But did you check all your pockets?

SpongeBob: Well, I thought I did.

Mr. Krabs: Front pockets? (SpongeBob checks)

SpongeBob: Hmm, No.

Mr. Krabs: Back? (SpongeBob checks)

SpongeBob: Hmm-mm.

Mr. Krabs: Shirt pockets? (SpongeBob checks)

SpongeBob: Nuh-uh.

Mr. Krabs: Shoe pockets?

SpongeBob: (laughs) Shoe pockets. Oh Mr. Krabs, that is just ridiculous.

Mr. Krabs: It is?

SpongeBob: Well, I do have a tie pocket though. (SpongeBob checks) No, not in there either.

Mr. Krabs: Hey, maybe it fell in your sock.

SpongeBob: Well, I...

Mr. Krabs: Did you check there? (holds SpongeBob upside down, and shakes him. SpongeBob's brain falls out) Uhh?

SpongeBob: Hey look, it's my brain! (brain grows legs and walks away) Hey where's it going? (brain falls though a crack) Ooh, there. (brain crawls on Squidward, and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs follow it. They find it under a barrel) Aha! (brain squirts liquid at him. SpongeBob laughs) Not so fast, little guy. There now. Yes, I know. Come here. (brain crawls back into SpongeBob's head)

Mr. Krabs: Uhh?

SpongeBob: What's the matter Mr. Krabs? Didn't you know I was a brain whisperer?

Mr. Krabs: So, Uhh, no penny, huh?

SpongeBob: Nope.

Mr. Krabs: Darn! (cuts to later when SpongeBob is mopping, and hears a noise)

SpongeBob: Squidward, these definate construction sounds are preventing me from working.

Squidward: Me too.

SpongeBob: Do you think we should walk out back to investigate?

Squidward: Never. (SpongeBob and Squidward are now walking out back)

SpongeBob: The sounds are coming from back here. What the? (a movie theater is being built)

Mr. Krabs: Careful with those markee ladders!

SpongeBob: Hey Mr. Krabs, you made your own movie theater!

Mr. Krabs: Yes I did.

SpongeBob: Yay!

Mr. Krabs: And you're just in time for the grand opening! (pulls a lever that turns on the electricity on) Step right up folks, and witness a spell binding tale chock full of adventure, and action, and thrills... (Mr. Krabs is talking gibberish as two fish walk up)

Frank: You know, I'm not really hungry.

Harold: Yeah, let's go see what this fat guy is yelling about.

Mr. Krabs: ...witness the terrifying challenges overcome by... by...

Harold: By who?

Mr. Krabs: by a... by a pucky young sponge.

SpongeBob: Just like me!

Mr. Krabs: That's right! And the best part is: admission is only one penny!

Squiward: Does a movie like that even exsist?

Harold: Yeah, does it?!

Mr. Krabs: Uhh, well, actually I was going to show you this flip book and...

Squidward: A flip book?

Harold: Yeah, I don't even know what that is! (everyone walks away)

Mr. Krabs: No, wait. Noooooooo!

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I see the movie now? Please?

Mr. Krabs: Of course you can lad! You just gotta give me one penny.

SpongeBob: But, But...

Mr. Krabs: But what?

SpongeBob: But, I really don't have a penny. (Mr. Krabs screams, and then demolishes the movie theater. Cuts to night where SpongeBob is walking to the Krusty Krab) Huh, that's too bad. I really wanted to see that movie. Oh well. (Squidward is dressed like a waiter)

Squidward: Good evening, (SpongeBob whistles) and (Squidward looks at a piece of paper) welcome to the (looks at paper) Krusty Krab semi-annual charity night.

SpongeBob: Squidward? You lood beautiful!

Squidward: Let me show you to your table.

SpongeBob: My table? Fancy. (gasps) My very own name tag! (lights turn off and Squidward sighs, as he shines a flash light on Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: Hello, and welcome to a very important evening. Tonights event is entitled: Pennies, for the penny-less. And before the following images are shown, I would ask each of you to look not look with your eyes, but with your heart. (Mr. Krabs shows some images) Three dimes, two nickles, one quarter, zero pennies. As I realize the following images seen here tonight may be retchedly hideous, I am going to tell you what you can do to end this crimisting: You can donate one penny to me: Mr. Krabs. Also known as: Mr. Krabs, the man who doesn't have one. (Mr. Krabs starts crying and SpongeBob is crying too)

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: (cheered up) Yes?

SpongeBob: I would like to donate a penny.

Mr. Krabs: You would?

SpongeBob: If I only had one. (starts crying. Mr. Krabs's eyes go into his head, and he screams. Scene then cuts to SpongeBob's house. Mr. Krabs is using a flower delivery truck to spy on his house. He is speaking giberish. He then notices SpongeBob walking out the door. He then walks in, with a metal detector. he then looks around)

Mr. Krabs: Hiding it, somewhere. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it.

Gary: Meow.

Mr. Krabs: What's that? You! You know where!

Gary: Meow. (Mr. Krabs picks him up)

Mr. Krabs: Tell where!

Gary: Meow.

Mr. Krabs: Hiding it, inside, (reaches into Gary's shell) in there, somewhere. (lights come on, and SpongeBob walks in)

SpongeBob: (gasps) Mr. Krabs! What is this metal detector doing on the floor? These should only be stored on special racks. (gasps) And you're not wearing your metal detector handling gloves!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob I... I... I...I just wanted that penny you found on the street yesterday. Oh, i'm sorry.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, that wasn't a penny. (laughs)

Mr. Krabs: It wasn't?

SpongeBob: No, that was just a dried up piece of gum for my collection. I think it's peppermint.

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) I feel so relieved. There was no penny after all. Well, I'll be going now. You can keep the metal detector SpongeBob. See ya

SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs. Here Gary, you can play with that. (Gary sniffs it, then spits on, then walks away. The gum then absorbs it) Hey, this isn't gum at all. (pulls it out, revealing that it is a 500$ bill) It's just a dumb old 500$ bill. This won't go with my chewed up gum collection. Ah well, goodnight Gary. (turns off the light. then zooms out revealing that Mr. Krabs is digging holes outside of his house looking for the penny)

Mr. Krabs: Penny, must have buried it around here somewhere. I've just gotta keep digging.

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Episode Transcript: Plankton’s Regular

2008-09-11T15:23:56Z

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Episode Article: [[Plankton's Regular (Episode)|Plankton's Regular]]

==Characters==
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Peterson/Nat]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Karen Plankton|Karen]]

==Dialouge==
(Episode starts at the Chum Bucket, where Plankton is grumbling)

Plankton: What is going on here?! (screams, and rips off some of his skin, then Karen comes out)

Karen: What's wrong now?

Plankton: Same as always, look. Empty again.

Karen: So what are you going to do about it?

Plankton: I don't know anymore. (cries)

Karen: (fake cries) Why don't you just work on a new recipe?

Plankton: What's the point? I haven't had a customer in years! (Nat walks in)

Nat: Hello.

Plankton: Away with you! Can't you see that I'm self-loathing here?

Nat: Sorry, I just wanted a Chum Stick.

Plankton: What?

Nat: Yes, i'd like one of your Chum Stick.

Plankton: You're kidding right?

Nat: No, i'm serious, I want a Chum Stick.

Plankton: Uh, okay if you insist. (hands him a Chum Stick, and Nat eats it) Oh no, please don't sue me. (Nat finishes the whole thing) I can't believe someone actually enjoyes my Chum. (laughs)

Nat: Now this was so good. I'm going to have to come back, tommorow. (hands him a dollar) Here you go. See you in the morning.

Plankton: (to Karen) Did you see that? I didn't even have to threaten his life! He loved it!

Karen: How'd you pull that off?

Plankton: Well it's simple, finally someone came in who has good taste. And he's coming back tommorow! Excuse me Karen, but i've gotta whip up some more. (cuts to Plankton running out of the Kitchen with a Chum Stick) Now, I wait. I wait until he returns. (hops up on a stool, and stares out the window) I wait. I wait. I wait. I wait.

Narrarator: 8 Hours Later... (Plankton is asleep, then the clock wakes him up)

Plankton: Huh? Nat? Hello? Huh? What? (sees the clock) Uh, it's closing time. I should have known it was too good to be true.

Nat: Hey.

Plankton: Well hello, Nat.

Nat: I came back like I said yesterday.

Plankton: You certinally did, didn't you?

Nat: I'd like another Chum Stick, please?

Plankton: Well, it's your lucky day, Nat. I happen to have a quite delictebale one, right here.

Nat: Oh, boy! (eats it)

Plankton: Is it okay?

Nat: (angry) Okay? (happy) It's perfection! (both laugh, and then do a Hi-5) Hey, how about I have another.

Plankton: You bet 'ya. (gives Nat another one, and he eats it)

Nat: Whoo, boy! I can not believe how good these things are.

Plankton: Oh, well, you know.

Nat: All right, see you tommorow. (hand him another dollar)

Plankton: What? You're coming back again?

Nat: Oh, you know it! And the day after that, and the next week after that! You've got a regular customer on your hands! (walks out)

Plankton: Oh my, this is amazing! At last, I've got my revenge! (laughs evily, then cuts to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is laughing)

Mr. Krabs: Rolling, rolling rolling. Money keeps on rolling. (he is playing bowling with money) One more time! (notices Plankton) No way, Plankton! You're not getting me formula this time, or any time! (throws him on the counter, then gets a spoon, and crushes him)

Plankton: Don't bother. There's no need.

Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about?

Plankton: I'm just saying, I no longer need to conquer you, Krabs. I've got my own winning recepie now.

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) You're really funny man! You think you can compete with me? Look Plankton, look at all these loyal customers. Loyal to me, not to you!

Nat: Hey Plankton, can I get another one of your delicous Chum Sticks?

Plankton: But of course loyal customer. (hops out of Mr. Krabs' hands, onto Nat's hand) I'll see you later, loser. Much later! (laughs)

Mr. Krabs: Oh no! How can this be? Boy, front and center!

SpongeBob: Yes, sir!

Mr. Krabs: Plankton's trying to over throw me business! He's got a customer that actually likes his food! You've gotta get that guy back on our side, with a couple of Krabby Patties.

SpongeBob: Oh, you can count on me sir. (cuts to Nat walking toward the Chum Bucket) Pardon me, you smart fellow? Down here. (SpongeBob is laying on the floor, like a mat) Why settle for Plankton's lumpy Chum, when you can enjoy a steaming Krabby Patty, for free?

Nat: (sniffs it) No thanks. (opens the door, peeling off SpongeBob's skin)

SpongeBob: Barnacles! (cuts to SpongeBob in a chair) There he is. Just in time for breakfast. (SpongeBob walks down the street, then throws a rock on the ground) Oh, I am such a clumsy oath. I sure hope nothing happens to this Krabby Patty as I step carefully over this rock here. (deliberately trips on rock) Oh, no! Too late! No! No! (tries to shove in his mouth, but his mouth moves every times) Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Come on, Nat. Just one flaxin gentle bite! I see you're not hungry right now, but I'm telling you, that Krabby Patty will make a great snack later.

Nat: Yeah, do me a favor. (rips off SpongeBob's pants, uses it as a napkin, then gives it back) From now on, keep those Shabby Patties to yourself. (walks away)

SpongeBob: Oh, fishpaste! (cuts to the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: Nat, back all ready? That's the fifth time today. Not that I'm surprised. Karen. babe, get Nat here another plate of that sweet Chum.

Karen: Yes, your deminianteness. (goes in the kitchen)

Plankton: Say, Nat, do you have any friends?

Nat: Nope. (Plankton sings a little, then laughs)

Plankton: Would you hurry up with that Chum, Karen?!

SpongeBob: (imitating Karen) Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, keep your tiny pants on Plankton, bleep bloop. (throws a Krabby Patty) There's your Chum, bleep blap blop.

Nat: Hey, this doesn't look like Chum.

Plankton: And that doesn't look like Karen. (SpongeBob looks like Karen)

SpongeBob: Why don't be ridiculous my husband, bleep blap. Of course it's me.

Plankton: What have you done with Karen, you broot?! (cut to the kitchen, where Karen is taped up)

Nat: How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to eat your trash! Plankton's chum is my favorite breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I love Chum! So forget it! I don't want to eat anything else! (SpongeBob returns to normal, and speaks in normal voice)

SpongeBob: So you're saying that you love Chum? And all that you ever eat, is Chum?

Nat: Yeah! That's right!

SpongeBob: Interesting. (walks away, scene then cuts to Nat walking out of a trailer. He notices a whole with a sign that says "Shortcut 2 Chum Bucket")

Nat: A shortcut to the Chum Bucket? That must be for me. (goes through the hole, and it leads to the Krusty Krab)

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: Welcome, valued customer.

Nat: This isn't the Chum Bucket.

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Why go to the Chum Bucket, when the Krusty Krab is adding tasty Chum to our menu?

Nat: That's okay, I only eat Chum Bucket brand Chum.

Mr. Krabs: But we've devoleped a special recepie for the most decerning Chum lovers. Besides, we've locked all the exits until you give it a try. So what do you say? (Nat eats it, then spits it out) You like it?

Nat: It's...

Mr. Krabs: Yeah?

Nat: It's... (coughs)

Mr. Krabs: Well, what do you think?

Nat: It's the second foulest thing I've ever tasted! I'm going back to Plankton's Chum. (goes away)

Mr. Krabs: What am I going to do? I can't let Plankton have as much as one single customer! (cries) I just can't afford it.

SpongeBob: I guess you'll have to make Chum just like Plankton's.

Mr. Krabs: But to do that, I'd have to know how Plankton makes his Chum. (gets an idea) That's it boyo! (cuts to the Chum Bucket at night time. Mr. Krabs sneaks over, and cuts a hole, allowing him to get in) Where could it be? (notices the safe) There! Plankton's secret formula. (tries to open it) It's gotta be in here (an alarm goes off, and he gets crushed by a giant spoon)

Plankton: (laughs) What do you think Krabs, baby? This time I caught you trying to steal my secret formula! Ironic, isn't it?

Mr. Krabs: Unfortunately, I have no way of knowing. You see, crabs are not born with an andincling of irony.

Plankton: Ouch, double irony! (SpongeBob picks him up)

SpongeBob: Triple irony, Plankton! Though you nabbed Krabs trying to steal your formula, I'm still here to ruin your evil plans! So it's like a dollop of irony on top of an ironic twist. (Plankton groans) I mean just think about that. (presses a button on his remote) You know, in a weird way, it's like we never left the... (SpongeBob gets crushed by a giant spoon)

Plankton: Good thing I sprang for the dual spoon instalation.

Karen: Call it a computer's intuition, but I sense your regular approaching, with an unusually large wad of cash.

Mr. Krabs: Look at all that loot!

Plankton: That's right, Krabs! And you're going to have to keep looking when my customer comes in and pays me for my Chum!

Mr. Krabs: D'oh, just put me out of me misery! (Nat walks in)

Plankton: Back for more of my delicious Chum, I see.

Nat: Not this time!

Plankton and Mr. Krabs: Huh?

Nat: (to Karen) Not ever again! The deal's off, computer! I can't eat another bite of that slop, no matter how much you pay me!

Plankton: Huh?

Nat: I have eaten 10 of those things, and I've all ready had to go to the doctor, twice! (passes out, then two men put him on a medical bed) If you need me, I'll be getting my stomach pumped, again. (they carry him out)

Plankton: What's the deal, Karen?

Karen: The deal, was that I payed Nat to eat your Chum, so you'd quit your constant complaining.

Plankton: All this time, I never had one regular customer?

Karen: Duh.

Plankton: I should have known! Why would anyone ever eat my slop?

Karen: Uhh, there he goes again. Cut it out, Plankton!

Plankton: What? It's just obvious that i'm a complete failure, and wasted of a lower life form! Oh, wowwies me! (cries)

SpongeBob: Quickly, now is the time to make a hasty retreat!

Mr. Krabs: What? And miss this? I've never enjoyed me self more! This irony is pretty good stuff. (laughs)

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Episode Transcript: Plankton’s Regular

2008-09-11T15:23:38Z

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Episode Article: [[Plankton's Regular (Episode)|Plankton's Regular]]

==Characters==
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Peterson/Nat]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Karen Plankton|Karen]]

==Dialouge==
(Episode starts at the Chum Bucket, where Plankton is grumbling)

Plankton: What is going on here?! (screams, and rips off some of his skin, then Karen comes out)

Karen: What's wrong now?

Plankton: Same as always, look. Empty again.

Karen: So what are you going to do about it?

Plankton: I don't know anymore. (cries)

Karen: (fake cries) Why don't you just work on a new recipe?

Plankton: What's the point? I haven't had a customer in years! (Nat walks in)

Nat: Hello.

Plankton: Away with you! Can't you see that I'm self-loathing here?

Nat: Sorry, I just wanted a Chum Stick.

Plankton: What?

Nat: Yes, i'd like one of your Chum Stick.

Plankton: You're kidding right?

Nat: No, i'm serious, I want a Chum Stick.

Plankton: Uh, okay if you insist. (hands him a Chum Stick, and Nat eats it) Oh no, please don't sue me. (Nat finishes the whole thing) I can't believe someone actually enjoyes my Chum. (laughs)

Nat: Now this was so good. I'm going to have to come back, tommorow. (hands him a dollar) Here you go. See you in the morning.

Plankton: (to Karen) Did you see that? I didn't even have to threaten his life! He loved it!

Karen: How'd you pull that off?

Plankton: Well it's simple, finally someone came in who has good taste. And he's coming back tommorow! Excuse me Karen, but i've gotta whip up some more. (cuts to Plankton running out of the Kitchen with a Chum Stick) Now, I wait. I wait until he returns. (hops up on a stool, and stares out the window) I wait. I wait. I wait. I wait.

Narrarator: 8 Hours Later... (Plankton is asleep, then the clock wakes him up)

Plankton: Huh? Nat? Hello? Huh? What? (sees the clock) Uh, it's closing time. I should have known it was too good to be true.

Nat: Hey.

Plankton: Well hello, Nat.

Nat: I came back like I said yesterday.

Plankton: You certinally did, didn't you?

Nat: I'd like another Chum Stick, please?

Plankton: Well, it's your lucky day, Nat. I happen to have a quite delictebale one, right here.

Nat: Oh, boy! (eats it)

Plankton: Is it okay?

Nat: (angry) Okay? (happy) It's perfection! (both laugh, and then do a Hi-5) Hey, how about I have another.

Plankton: You bet 'ya. (gives Nat another one, and he eats it)

Nat: Whoo, boy! I can not believe how good these things are.

Plankton: Oh, well, you know.

Nat: All right, see you tommorow. (hand him another dollar)

Plankton: What? You're coming back again?

Nat: Oh, you know it! And the day after that, and the next week after that! You've got a regular customer on your hands! (walks out)

Plankton: Oh my, this is amazing! At last, I've got my revenge! (laughs evily, then cuts to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is laughing)

Mr. Krabs: Rolling, rolling rolling. Money keeps on rolling. (he is playing bowling with money) One more time! (notices Plankton) No way, Plankton! You're not getting me formula this time, or any time! (throws him on the counter, then gets a spoon, and crushes him)

Plankton: Don't bother. There's no need.

Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about?

Plankton: I'm just saying, I no longer need to conquer you, Krabs. I've got my own winning recepie now.

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) You're really funny man! You think you can compete with me? Look Plankton, look at all these loyal customers. Loyal to me, not to you!

Nat: Hey Plankton, can I get another one of your delicous Chum Sticks?

Plankton: But of course loyal customer. (hops out of Mr. Krabs' hands, onto Nat's hand) I'll see you later, loser. Much later! (laughs)

Mr. Krabs: Oh no! How can this be? Boy, front and center!

SpongeBob: Yes, sir!

Mr. Krabs: Plankton's trying to over throw me business! He's got a customer that actually likes his food! You've gotta get that guy back on our side, with a couple of Krabby Patties.

SpongeBob: Oh, you can count on me sir. (cuts to Nat walking toward the Chum Bucket) Pardon me, you smart fellow? Down here. (SpongeBob is laying on the floor, like a mat) Why settle for Plankton's lumpy Chum, when you can enjoy a steaming Krabby Patty, for free?

Nat: (sniffs it) No thanks. (opens the door, peeling off SpongeBob's skin)

SpongeBob: Barnacles! (cuts to SpongeBob in a chair) There he is. Just in time for breakfast. (SpongeBob walks down the street, then throws a rock on the ground) Oh, I am such a clumsy oath. I sure hope nothing happens to this Krabby Patty as I step carefully over this rock here. (deliberately trips on rock) Oh, no! Too late! No! No! (tries to shove in his mouth, but his mouth moves every times) Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Come on, Nat. Just one flaxin gentle bite! I see you're not hungry right now, but I'm telling you, that Krabby Patty will make a great snack later.

Nat: Yeah, do me a favor. (rips off SpongeBob's pants, uses it as a napkin, then gives it back) From now on, keep those Shabby Patties to yourself. (walks away)

SpongeBob: Oh, fishpaste! (cuts to the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: Nat, back all ready? That's the fifth time today. Not that I'm surprised. Karen. babe, get Nat here another plate of that sweet Chum.

Karen: Yes, your deminianteness. (goes in the kitchen)

Plankton: Say, Nat, do you have any friends?

Nat: Nope. (Plankton sings a little, then laughs)

Plankton: Would you hurry up with that Chum, Karen?!

SpongeBob: (imitating Karen) Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, keep your tiny pants on Plankton, bleep bloop. (throws a Krabby Patty) There's your Chum, bleep blap blop.

Nat: Hey, this doesn't look like Chum.

Plankton: And that doesn't look like Karen. (SpongeBob looks like Karen)

SpongeBob: Why don't be ridiculous my husband, bleep blap. Of course it's me.

Plankton: What have you done with Karen, you broot?! (cut to the kitchen, where Karen is taped up)

Nat: How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to eat your trash! Plankton's chum is my favorite breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I love Chum! So forget it! I don't want to eat anything else! (SpongeBob returns to normal, and speaks in normal voice)

SpongeBob: So you're saying that you love Chum? And all that you ever eat, is Chum?

Nat: Yeah! That's right!

SpongeBob: Interesting. (walks away, scene then cuts to Nat walking out of a trailer. He notices a whole with a sign that says "Shortcut 2 Chum Bucket")

Nat: A shortcut to the Chum Bucket? That must be for me. (goes through the hole, and it leads to the Krusty Krab)

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: Welcome, valued customer.

Nat: This isn't the Chum Bucket.

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Why go to the Chum Bucket, when the Krusty Krab is adding tasty Chum to our menu?

Nat: That's okay, I only eat Chum Bucket brand Chum.

Mr. Krabs: But we've devoleped a special recepie for the most decerning Chum lovers. Besides, we've locked all the exits until you give it a try. So what do you say? (Nat eats it, then spits it out) You like it?

Nat: It's...

Mr. Krabs: Yeah?

Nat: It's... (coughs)

Mr. Krabs: Well, what do you think?

Nat: It's the second foulest thing I've ever tasted! I'm going back to Plankton's Chum. (goes away)

Mr. Krabs: What am I going to do? I can't let Plankton have as much as one single customer! (cries) I just can't afford it.

SpongeBob: I guess you'll have to make Chum just like Plankton's.

Mr. Krabs: But to do that, I'd have to know how Plankton makes his Chum. (gets an idea) That's it boyo! (cuts to the Chum Bucket at night time. Mr. Krabs sneaks over, and cuts a hole, allowing him to get in) Where could it be? (notices the safe) There! Plankton's secret formula. (tries to open it) It's gotta be in here (an alarm goes off, and he gets crushed by a giant spoon)

Plankton: (laughs) What do you think Krabs, baby? This time I caught you trying to steal my secret formula! Ironic, isn't it?

Mr. Krabs: Unfortunately, I have no way of knowing. You see, crabs are not born without an andincling of irony.

Plankton: Ouch, double irony! (SpongeBob picks him up)

SpongeBob: Triple irony, Plankton! Though you nabbed Krabs trying to steal your formula, I'm still here to ruin your evil plans! So it's like a dollop of irony on top of an ironic twist. (Plankton groans) I mean just think about that. (presses a button on his remote) You know, in a weird way, it's like we never left the... (SpongeBob gets crushed by a giant spoon)

Plankton: Good thing I sprang for the dual spoon instalation.

Karen: Call it a computer's intuition, but I sense your regular approaching, with an unusually large wad of cash.

Mr. Krabs: Look at all that loot!

Plankton: That's right, Krabs! And you're going to have to keep looking when my customer comes in and pays me for my Chum!

Mr. Krabs: D'oh, just put me out of me misery! (Nat walks in)

Plankton: Back for more of my delicious Chum, I see.

Nat: Not this time!

Plankton and Mr. Krabs: Huh?

Nat: (to Karen) Not ever again! The deal's off, computer! I can't eat another bite of that slop, no matter how much you pay me!

Plankton: Huh?

Nat: I have eaten 10 of those things, and I've all ready had to go to the doctor, twice! (passes out, then two men put him on a medical bed) If you need me, I'll be getting my stomach pumped, again. (they carry him out)

Plankton: What's the deal, Karen?

Karen: The deal, was that I payed Nat to eat your Chum, so you'd quit your constant complaining.

Plankton: All this time, I never had one regular customer?

Karen: Duh.

Plankton: I should have known! Why would anyone ever eat my slop?

Karen: Uhh, there he goes again. Cut it out, Plankton!

Plankton: What? It's just obvious that i'm a complete failure, and wasted of a lower life form! Oh, wowwies me! (cries)

SpongeBob: Quickly, now is the time to make a hasty retreat!

Mr. Krabs: What? And miss this? I've never enjoyed me self more! This irony is pretty good stuff. (laughs)

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2008-08-30T16:46:52Z

Zany zacky: Changed "The Patty Caper" to "Patty Caper"

'''Bikini Bottom Confidential''' is a five-day special starting from August 4, 2008 where a new SpongeBob episode premiered each day.

==Episodes Premiered==
*8/4/08: [[No Nose Knows (Episode)|No Nose Knows]]
*8/5/08: [[Patty Caper (Episode)|Patty Caper]]
*8/6/08: [[Plankton's Regular (Episode)|Plankton's Regular]]
*8/7/08: [[Boating Buddies (Episode)|Boating Buddies]]
*8/8/08: [[The Krabby Kronicle (Episode)|The Krabby Kronicle]]

==Trivia==
* This episode was preceded by the [[SpongeBob Premiere Factor 5]] special.
* The special was announced on Nick.com in late July 2008.

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2008-08-15T19:30:11Z

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Episode Transcript: A Life in a Day

2008-08-15T19:27:58Z

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Episode Article: [[A Life in a Day (Episode)|A Life in a Day]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick Star]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*People at [[Goo Lagoon]]
*Tough Guys

==Dialouge==
(Episode Starts at Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob is eating ice cream, while Patrick is tanning)

SpongeBob: This is how to live, isn't it my friend?

Patrick: You said it buddy. (Larry comes in riding a motor cycle. SpongeBob and Patrick scream, and sand gets in there face. Larry does flips, then rides through a picnic blanket, then pulls one of his breaks causing him to go in cirles, getting more sand on SpongeBob and Patrick. He then rides on top of the pile of sand, then through the life guard station causing it to set on fire, and everyone cheers.)

Pink Fish: He's amazing!

Frank: I'll say! (Larry then throws a basket ball into the hoop, then is about to fall, but he presses a button to cause a sky glider to come out, and he causes the flag on some childrens sand castles to catch on fire)

Kids: Woah! (the sky glider then comes off, and Larry stops. Everyone cheers, then larry takes off his helmet)

Pink Fish: Who is that guy?

Fish 1: That's Lary the Lobster. He's like living large!

Peterson: What's your secret Larry?

Larry: Well, you've gotta take risks. (Larry hops back on his motor cycle) Live on the edge. (Larry rides his motor cycle, then jumps off at the lagoon. He then gets on someones surf board upside down)

All: Ooh! (Larry then comes back to shore)

Larry: And you can't... Uh... You can't... (Hears SpongeBob and Patrick whimpering, then picks them up) And you can't live like these two. Just look at 'em. Spineless, (Larry shakes them) weak, (touches them, and they fall) afraid of there own shadows. (They see there shadows, sream, and whimper) Paphetic!

Peterson: Larry, how can they redeem there worthless lives?

Larry: I'll tell you how: by living each day as if it were there last!

Patrick: How do we do that?

Larry: By living like me, Larry.

Patrick: But what's that have... (Larry covers his mouth)

Larry: By living, like Larry

Both: Living, like Larry.

Larry: Living like Larry! (walks away)

Patrick: Living like Larry. Living like Larry. (cuts to later when SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles. Patrick is sighing, which is like blowing the bubbles) This is bogus!

SpongeBob: What's that Pat?

Patrick: SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We should be living like Lar... (hears sea horses) This is it SpongeBob! This is where we redeem are misreable lives! It's time to start... (jumps in the air, then stops) ...living like Larry! (he then goes back down, and onto the back of a sea hosrse, and he then rides around) Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? (SpongeBob is on a kiddie ride outside a grocery store)

SpongeBob: I'm living like Larry! Wo-hoo! (cuts to later at SpongeBob's house. Patrick kicks the door down, and he is all bandaged up)

Patrick: Where were you SpongeBob? That was awesome! (picks up SpongeBob, and runs outside)

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, where you going?

Patrick: To live my friend! We are going to live! (cuts to "A-1 Wreckers") This is going to be the best fun yet! (a boat gets smashed from the sides, then from the front and back, then from the top, then a giant spatula puts in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it)

SpongeBob: I don't know about this Patrick.

Patrick: You must defeat your reason, before you can start... (jumps up in the air again, then stops) ...living like Larry! (he then goes into a boat) Wo-hoo! SpongeBob, this is it! (he gets smashed from the sides, then cuts back to SpongeBob as the rest happens. Cuts to SpongeBob's house where he is putting the letters of the alphabet on his pairs of socks)

Music: [[Livin' Like Larry (Song)|Livin' Like Larry]]
SpongeBob: De dee do dee do livin' like Larry.
Dee dee dee doo livin' like Larry.
Deedeedeedee livin' like Larry.

(Patrick barges through the door in the boat. He then falls, then breaks out of it)

Patrick: Come on SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go! (SpongeBob and Patrick run outside. Cuts to later when they are still running)

SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, where are we going?

Patrick: Just you wait! it's the ultimate! (they run onto a giant ramp that leads into a trench) What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! (stomps on the ramp) Hey you guys. (lots of monsters are in the trench)

SpongeBob: I don't know Patrick, this looks very danger... (Patrick attatches a skate board on SpongeBob's back, then does so with him)

Patrick: Here's to living like Larry!

SpongeBob: Well, wait a minute Patrick, I think your missing the point. "Living like Larry" doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.

Patrick: Don't you mean, cost ''us our lives'' SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: No Patrick, I mean your life. I'm not going.

Patrick: Oh gee. And that's your final word on the subject?

SpongeBob: Hmm-mm

Patrick: I feel sorry for you. (goes down the ramp to the trench with all the monsters in it. Scene then cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is working)

SpongeBob: I wonder how Patrick's doing with his "living like Larry" thing.

Patrick: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob looks out the window) SpongeBob! (Patrick is being chased by tough fish on motor cycles. He then runs into the Krusty Krab) You were right SpongeBob! I went too far! I went too far!

SpongeBob: Oh it's okay buddy, I think you learned your lesson. Hmm?

Patrick: Uh-uh.

Tough Guy 1: Don't make us come in there kid!

SpongeBob: Now you just let me handle those guys out there. (SpongeBob walks outside) Gentlemen, Gentlemen.

All: What the?

SpongeBob: I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shananigins, but you are not the only victim. His wreckless thrill chasing as made him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look (scene reveales Patrick is a shell) So let me assure you, his days of "living in the moment" are over. Can you not forgive him for what ever he did? (they thin)

Tough Guy 2: Sure pal. Sure.

SpongeBob: By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? (SpongeBob leans on there motor cycles, and they fall)

Tough Guy 2: He knocked over our motor cycles! (SpongeBob laughs nervousley, then they chase SpongeBob and Patrick)

SpongeBob: So scared! Adrennilen pumping! (getting excited) Spine tingling! Engorfins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh, yeah baby, yeah! This is what Patrick was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, yeah, woo! (gets knocked in the air by a motor cycle) Now I am finally living like Larry! (cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of a giant knife)

Patrick: Are you sure about this SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Oh come on Patrick, what happened to being in the moment?

Patrick: I don't know SpongeBob, this looks pretty dangerous.

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, you said it buddy! Now we're really living like Larry! (Larry notices them on the knife)

Larry: Well, would you look at that. Now there's two guys who know how to live!

SpongeBob: Prepare for countdown!

Larry: I'm proud of them. (takes a closer look) Wait a minute, with that angle of trajectery, they'll land right in, rippers reef! They'll be ripped to shreds! (runs over with a life saver) Wait, don't do it! Stop!

SpongeBob: 3-2-1 Lifoff. (pulls a rope, which causes the knife to set off)

Larry: Drat! (uses the life saver to catch on to the knife, then goes up in the air) Guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally, I meant live life to the fullest, not demain yourselfes. Look! (then notice the reef)

Patrick: Oh no! (they crash into it, then cuts to scene of them in the hospital)

SpongeBob: What are you two lazy bones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, i've got room for two more. What would Larry do?

Larry: (angry) What would Larry do? I'll show you what Larry would do! (chases SpongeBob) Come here! Come here I said!

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|[[Episode Transcript: House Fancy|House Fancy]]
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|[[Episode Transcript: Penny Foolish|Penny Foolish]]
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|[[Episode Transcript: Spongicus|Spongicus]]
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|[[Episode Transcript: Not Normal|Not Normal]]
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|[[Episode Transcript: The Splinter|The Splinter]]
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|[[Episode Transcript: A Life in a Day|A Life in a Day]]
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|[[Episode Transcript: Giant Squidward|Giant Squidward]]
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|[[Episode Transcript: The Patty Caper|The Patty Caper]]
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|[[Episode Transcript: Grooming Gary|Grooming Gary]]
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|[[Episode Transcript: Boating Buddies|Boating Buddies]]
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|[[Episode Transcript: The Krabby Kronicles|The Krabby Kronicle]]
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|[[Episode Transcript: Who Bob What Pants?|Who Bob What Pants?]]
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(Episode Article: [[The Patty Caper]])

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Judge Horace A. Whopper]]
*[[Officer Nancy]]

==Dialogue==

SpongeBob: What's this? A hole?

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: There used to be the ingredient inside.

Plankton: Sorry, I really have nothing for you.

Plankton: Okay, you caught me.

SpongeBob: (sniffs the patty) Yuck.

Sandy: I was just storing food for the eventful winter. Want one?

(Cut to SpongeBob's house where SpongeBob and Patrick have Gary cornered against a wall, with a light above him)

SpongeBob: Why'd you do it, Gary?

Gary: (frightened) Meow.

Gary: (angry) Meow.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: What's that, Gary?

Gary: Meow.

Patrick: Humph. It was Squidward. (Shows drawing of Squidward eating a Krabby Patty)

Squidward: A case like this. (Hands SpongeBob a black suitcase)

SpongeBob: (nervously) I guess that means you didn't steal the secret ingreident. (Squidward snatches the briefcase from SpongeBob and walks away)

SpongeBob: Me?

Policeman: And you didn't let someone else take the fall for this little caper?

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Patty Caper (Episode)

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'''"Patty Caper"''' is an episode from Season 6

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Officer Nancy]]
*[[Judge Horace A. Whopper]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[Treedome]]

==Plot==
At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs calls SpongeBob and tells him they are out of the secret ingredient. SpongeBob retrieves it in a briefcase, but when he opens it he finds that the ingredient is missing and there is a hole in the top of the case. With Patrick's help, SpongeBob questions Plankton, Sandy, Gary, and Squidward who, after the two accuse them, come up with something the complete opposite of their questions. Unsuccessful, the two go back to the Krusty Krab and report their failure to Mr. Krabs, who is found with the secret ingredient shortly after. Mr. Krabs is then forced to give out Krabby Patties for free, as a punishment.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Judge Horace A. Whopper makes his second appearance in this episode. The first was [[The Krusty Sponge]].
*The people who were accused, and how they were:
**Plankton: He had his own version of the Krabby Patty, but SpongeBob never explained how he could have stolen it.
**Sandy: She used an invisibility potion and snuck in, and used a time freezing ray, to use a laser to cut a hole in the case and get it. Sandy said that she just bought the Krabby Patties.
**Gary: Gary snuck on to one of the choppers, and when SpongeBob stopped to tighten his socks, he shot acid out of his eyes, and stole the ingridient. It was deemed impossible by both of them.
**Squidward: Gary said Squidward was walking out of the Krusty Krab with a black suitcase. Squidward shows them that the case contained his tap dancing shoes.
**SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thougt that he set up a decoy, then swept down when no one was looking and stole it, then went to the Chum Bucket, and sold it to Plankton for a dollar.
**Mr. Krabs: He was the one who stole it, because he didn't want to pay for it.
*This is the second time Sandy was invisible. The first was in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barncale Boy V]], when she tried to sneak up on the villians without being seen.
*Water would have flooded Sandy's dome if SpongeBob were to dig a hole to get inside.
*It is revealed that Plankton had every ingredient of the Krabby Patty formula figured out except the secret ingredient, implying that the series is almost finished, because Plankton will soon figure it out and try to take over the world again. However, there may be up to hundreds more episodes before the series ends.
*This is the first time Mr. Krabs didn't have a lawsuit.
*SpongeBob was tending to the cashier, so who was making the krabby patties?

==Case File==

===Detectives===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]

===Suspects===
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Gary the Snail]]
*[[Squidward]]

===Actual Culprit===
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

===Punishment for the Culprit===
*Judge Whopper confined Mr. Krabs to being locked into a chair by police officers while SpongeBob gave free krabby patties to the customers.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Patty Caper]]

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A Life in a Day (Episode)

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'''"A Life in a Day"''' is an episode from Season 6

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*People at [[Goo Lagoon]]
*Tough Guys

===Places===
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*[[Ripper's Reef]]
*The #1 Wreckers
*The Hospital

===Songs===
*[[Livin' Like Larry]]

==Plot==
[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] are tanning at [[Goo Lagoon]], when [[Larry the Lobster]] rides his motorcycle over the two. Patrick is inspired to start "living like Larry", and do stuff that a daredevil would do, but SpongeBob does not want to be a daredevil. Patrick does things like riding a seahorse, riding a boat through crushing process, diving off of a skateboard jump into a trench with monsters, and finally being chased by tough guys. While he and SpongeBob are being chased, SpongeBob then gets obsessed, and also starts living like Larry. SpongeBob then rides a giant knife. Larry points the angle, and then finds out that they will land in [[Ripper's Reef]], a dangerous island, and ends up in the hospital with SpongeBob and Patrick. Although they are badly hurt, SpongeBob still wants to "live". Larry then chases him out of the hospital.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The title parodies the Beatles' song A Day in the Life.
*This is the second episode that we see [[Patrick]] fly. The first time is in [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]].

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: A Life in the Day]]
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'''"A Life in the Day"''' is an episode from Season 6

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*People at [[Goo Lagoon]]
*Tough Guys

===Places===
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*[[Ripper's Reef]]
*The #1 Wreckers
*The Hospital

===Songs===
*[[Livin' Like Larry]]

==Plot==
[[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] are tanning at [[Goo Lagoon]], when [[Larry the Lobster]] rides his motorcycle over the two. Patrick is inspired to start "living like Larry", and do stuff that a daredevil would do, but SpongeBob does not want to be a daredevil. Patrick does things like riding a seahorse, riding a boat through crushing process, diving off of a skateboard jump into a trench with monsters, and finally being chased by tough guys. While he and SpongeBob are being chased, SpongeBob then gets obsessed, and also starts living like Larry. SpongeBob then rides a giant knife. Larry points the angle, and then finds out that they will land in [[Ripper's Reef]], a dangerous island, and ends up in the hospital with SpongeBob and Patrick. Although they are badly hurt, SpongeBob still wants to "live". Larry then chases him out of the hospital.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*The title parodies the Beatles' song A Day in the Life.
*This is the second episode that we see [[Patrick]] fly. The first time is in [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]].

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: A Life in the Day]]
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Episode Transcript: Giant Squidward

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Episode Article: [[Giant Squidward (Episode)|Giant Squidward]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] (alter ego [[The Squidward Giant]])
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Nancy]]
*[[Bikini Bottom|Bikini Bottomites]]

==Dialouge==
(Squidward is sleeping at his house, then his alarm wakes him up. He then gets on his four slippers and gets out of bed. Scene cuts to him walking in front of a mirror. He pulls up his shirt by his collar, then licks his finger and rubs his eyebrows)

Squidward: Squidward, my man, you are perfect! (Squidward is walking outside with a watering can to water his kelp garden, but it's wilted) Oh no, my kelp garden is all wilted! Don't worry fellas, i've got just the thing to perk you up, kelp grow. hold still (Squidward sprays it, and his kelp stands up. Squidward sniffs it, then notices Patrick inside)

Patrick: They're pretty.

Squidward: (screams) Patrick?

SpongeBob: And SpongeBob

Squidward: What are you two doing here?

SpongeBob: Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden. (Patrick eats some of Squidwards kelp)

Squidward: Stop eating my kelp!

Patrick: Okay, Okay, gese. Try to help a fella out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead.

Squidward: Oh, do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?

Patrick: (thinks) Yeah.

Squidward: Then have some more. (Squidward sprays the ice cream with kelp grow, and there's more. Patrick falls from the extra weight. Squidward laughs) Still want that ice cream?

Patrick: Boy I do! Thanks Squidward. Want some SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam. (both start licking it)

Squidward: Are you done yet?

Patrick: (after eating all of it) All done.

SpongeBob: Wow, I wish I had a bottle of that kelp grow stuff. (Patrick takes Squidwards bottle and gives it to SpongeBob)

Patrick: Here you go SpongeBob.

Squidward: Hey!

SpongeBob: Thank you Patrick. You know my shoes feel kinda tight. (SpongeBob sprays them, and they become bigger) Huh, nice and roomy. (SpongeBob hands the bottle to Patrick)

Patrick: Do you want your grow juice back?

Squidward: Oh no, I only paid for it. I wouldn't want to depribe you of it.

Patrick: Okay.

Squidward: Give me that!

Patrick: But you said you didn't want it.

Squidward: Fine! Why don't you two use it for your good deeds.

SpongeBob: That's a great idea Squidward!

Patrick: Yeah, i'll go first. (Patrick sprays Squidward's nose, and it becomes bigger)

Squidward: (screams) What did you do?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ooh!

Patrick: Quite an improvement, don't you think?

SpongeBob: Oh yes, I agree completely. Come on Patrick, let's do some good deeding!

Patrick: Yay! (they run off)

Squidward: Hey, get back here, (chases after them) and fix my nose! (SpongeBob and Patrick run up to Gary)

SpongeBob: Hey Gary, that shell of yours looks a little cramped.

Gary: Meow (goes inside his shell. SpongeBob sprays his shell, and it becomes bigger)

SpongeBob: There, now you have pleanty of space. (they run off, then Squidward runs on screen, and notices Gary's large shell)

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: Aha, they went this way.

Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.

Squidward: Oh, tell me about it. (walks off)

Gary: Meow. (tries to move, but is really hard with a big shell. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick behind a rock)

SpongeBob: There he is. (talking about Mr. Krabs, who is throwing a penny in the air)

Patrick: Get ready.

SpongeBob: Now, Patrick! (Patrick sucks him into his belly button, then spits him out. He then sprays Mr. Krabs's penny, and it turns bigger, and crushes Mr. Krabs) There you go Mr. Krabs. You always wanted to make "big money". (cuts to scene of live people laughing. Now talking to Patrick) Good deed acomplished! I ask for no reward.

Patrick: You're a saint SpongeBob! A saint!

SpongeBob: I know, and it is a burden I must carry. But times a wasting! We need another good deed!

Patrick: Oh, I got one! You know that thing?

SpongeBob: Um, right, that thing that we did that day.

Patrick: No, the other one. (both think, then Squidward walks on screen)

Squidward: SpongeBob. (pants) Hey! Look at what you did to me. You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawer!

SpongeBob: Are you sure?

Patrick: Yeah, you'd be ugly again.

Squidward: Yes, i'm sure!

SpongeBob: Hmm, how to fix his nose?

Patrick: What, if you turn the bottle upside down, maybe it'll shrink it.

SpongeBob: Patrick, that's brilliant!

Squidward: No wait, don't. (they spray his nose with the bottle upside down, and it just becomes bigger)

SpongeBob: That didn't work.

Patrick: Try it again.

SpongeBob: I think i'll just even him out. First, i'll big your head. (SpongeBob sprays his head)

Patrick: Well now his body is too small.

SpongeBob: Right, too small. (SpongeBob sprays it)

Patrick: Arm's are too short. (SpongeBob sprays his arm) Leg's are too short. (SpongeBob sprays it) Other arm. (SpongeBob sprays it) Feet too small. (SpongeBob sprays it) Teeth) (SpongeBob sprays it) Belly button. (SpongeBob sprays it. Patrick blows a kiss) Perfect! (Squidward looks ugly)

Squidward: I look horrible! (Squidward inks)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ew! (they cough) He inked!

Squidward: Well part of my anemeni. (Squidward gets even bigger) What's happening?

SpongeBob & Patrick: All right! (Squiward is really big)

Squidward: What did you do to me?

Patrick: I know! I know! Um, made you a monster!

SpongeBob: And a giant.

SpongeBob & Patrick: A giant monster!

Squidward: I don't want to be a giant lumbering monster! (picks up SpongeBob and Patrick) What will I do now?

SpongeBob: That's easy, play giant lumbering monster tag!

Patrick: Yeah! Yeah! You chase us!

SpongeBob: And we run around and scream like crazy! (they run away from Squidward)

Squidward: SpongeBob, get back here!

SpongeBob: (screams) This is really fun.

Patrick: (screams) I know. We should do this... (screams) ...more often. (they run into Bikini Bottom, when Squidward is chasing them)

Nancy: (screams) A monster! (gets on the back of her kid, and he runs really fast)

Bikini Bottomites: Monster!

Meideval Fish: Monster! (an angry mob chases Squdward)

Fish 1: Huh? (takes out a torch from his case, then chases Squidward. Squidward finally gets SpongeBob and Patrick)

SpongeBob: You are very good at pretending Squidward. Look how you're all sweaty and angry, and you got the whole town to play along. (an angry mob is surrounding Squidward)

Squidward: What the?

Fish 2: Let's get him and make back bacon!

Fish 3: Rip out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant... misshapen soccer balls.

Meideval Kid: Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. (all the torches burn out)

Fish 3: Oh right, I, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?

SpongeBob: Oh, goodness gracious yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.

Patrick: Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.

SpongeBob: Even though you really wanted to.

Squidward: Do', quiet you moron! (all gasp)

Fish 4: He hurt the little ones feelings.

Pink Fish: Why, that's not very nice at all.

Fish 3: Take him down boys! (they use a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot)

Squidward: Ow! (they then set up a giant rake. Squidward steps on it, and he falls down. Fish 3 comes in with a big stick of lipstick)

Fish 3: This oughta fix him. (Squidward now has lipstick on)

Squidward: Okay, Okay, i'm nice. (zooms out revealing that Squidward is tied up) Now will you leave me alone?

Sadie: Oh yeah, then proove it!

Fish 3: Yeah! Are you nice enough to... um...

Lady Fish: Compliment me on my new hairdoe?

Squidward: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Lady Fish: (laughs) Thank you.

Camp Councliler: Let the junior guppies camp out under your toe nails? (Squidward does so)

Skiier: Take me to the top of mount humongus? (Squidward does it)

Farmer: Blow on my old windmill? (Squidward does it)

Kid: Do my homework?

Peterson: Dust my attic?

Camp Scout: Feed my snail?

Pink Fish: Wow, this giant really is friendly after all.

Harold: He taught my grandmah how to read!

Fish 3: He helped me start my own blimp ride company. (the blimp is really Squidward's nose)

Peterson: He helped me build a... a... (sneezes)

All: Ahem?

Squidward: What?

Pink Fish: He didn't say bless you.

Fish 3: Get him! (Squidward runs away)

Pink Fish: Where'd he go?

Fish 3: Is that him over there?

Squidward: Uhh, i'm a lamp post.

Fish 3: Oh, well lets go check down by the creek. We'll teach him to dip his feet! (cuts to Squidward's house at night, where there is a big trap around it. Squidward touches his house, and the trap springs)

Squidward: Well Squidward, I guess this is your new life. (cuts to Squidward on a mountain) And this is your new bed. (lays down) Good night, old life. (sobs) I'll miss you.

SpongeBob: Good night, Squidward.

Squidward: Where are you?

SpongeBob: Patrick and I are having a sleep over, in your belly button.

Squidward: What the? (Squidward picks them out) Get out of there! You two have ruined my life! (starts crying, and one of the tears fall on SpongeBob and Patrick, and they are traveling down it)

SpongeBob: Oh Patrick, this is terrible! Squidward did not like the kindness we did him.

Patrick: So?

SpongeBob: We shall do him another. (cuts to next day when SpongeBob and Patrick are working on something) We did it Patrick. (they push a giant present out that says "For Squidward")

Squidward: What the?

SpongeBob: Since our last kindness didn't go so well, we brought you a new one. (Squidward opens it)

Squidward: A giant clarinet? (SpongeBob and Patrick nod, then Squidward plays it, then gasps) And it sounds divine! (as Squidward plays he begins to shrink to normal size) Now i'm too small to play my giant clarinet! (cries, then the clarinet crushes him. SpongeBob and Patrick then pull him out) It was the most beautiful thing I've ever played! (sighs) Well, at least I still have my kelp garden. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh nervousley) What? (cuts to where Squidward's kelp garden is) You cut it down?

SpongeBob: We used your kelp to make a kelp machet clarinet. (Squidward gets angry, then begins to chase SpongeBob and Patrick. They scream, then laugh, then scream again)

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Patty Caper (Episode)

2008-08-13T23:16:39Z

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'''"The Patty Caper"''' is an episode from Season 6

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==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Officer Nancy]]
*[[Judge Horace A. Whopper]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[Treedome]]

==Plot==
At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs calls SpongeBob and tells him they are out of the secret ingredient. SpongeBob retrieves it in a briefcase, but when he opens it he finds that the ingredient is missing and there is a hole in the top of the case. With Patrick's help, SpongeBob questions Plankton, Sandy, Gary, and Squidward who, after the two accuse them, come up with something the complete opposite of their questions. Unsuccessful, the two go back to the Krusty Krab and report their failure to Mr. Krabs, who is found with the secret ingredient shortly after. Mr. Krabs is then forced to give out Krabby Patties for free, as a punishment.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Judge Horace A. Whopper makes his second appearance in this episode. The first was [[The Krusty Sponge]].
*The people who were accused, and how they were:
**Plankton: He had his own version of the Krabby Patty, but SpongeBob never explained how he could have stolen it.
**Sandy: She used an invisibility potion and snuck in, and used a time freezing ray, to use a laser to cut a hole in the case and get it. Sandy said that she just bought the Krabby Patties.
**Gary: Gary snuck on to one of the choppers, and when SpongeBob stopped to tighten his socks, he shot acid out of his eyes, and stole the ingridient. It was deemed impossible by both of them.
**Squidward: Gary said Squidward was walking out of the Krusty Krab with a black suitcase. Squidward shows them that the case contained his tap dancing shoes.
**SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thougt that he set up a decoy, then swept down when no one was looking and stole it, then went to the Chum Bucket, and sold it to Plankton for a dollar.
**Mr. Krabs: He was the one who stole it, because he didn't want to pay for it.
*This is the second time Sandy was invisible. The first was in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barncale Boy V]], when she tried to sneak up on the villians without being seen.
*Water would have flooded Sandy's dome if SpongeBob were to dig a hole to get inside.
*It is revealed that Plankton had every ingredient of the Krabby Patty formula figured out except the secret ingredient, implying that the series is almost finished, because Plankton will soon figure it out and try to take over the world again. However, there may be up to hundreds more episodes before the series ends.
*This is the first time Mr. Krabs didn't have a lawsuit.
*SpongeBob was tending to the cashier, so who was making the krabby patties?

==Case File==

===Detectives===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]

===Suspects===
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Gary the Snail]]
*[[Squidward]]

===Actual Culprit===
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

===Punishment for the Culprit===
*Judge Whopper confined Mr. Krabs to being locked into a chair by police officers while SpongeBob gave free krabby patties to the customers.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Patty Caper]]

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2008-08-13T23:12:59Z

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Episode Transcript: Spongicus

2008-08-13T17:19:12Z

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Episode Article: [[Spongicus (Episode)|Spongicus]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Karen Plankton|Karen]]
*[[Mama Krabs]]
*[[Sadie Rechid]]
*[[Nancy]]
*Sea lion

==Locations==
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[Chum Coliseum]]

==Dialouge==
(Episode starts at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is washing windows, and singing)

SpongeBob: (singing) How much chum could a sea slug chug if a sea slug could chug... (gasps, because he notices something outside. He then uses a pay phone to call Mr. Krabs in his office) Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out here! It's a code blue situation!

Mr. Krabs: Please deposit 25 cents to continue this call.

SpongeBob: Sure thing Mr. K. (SpongeBob puts a quarter in the pay phone) Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out here! It's a code blue situation!

Mr. Krabs: Code blue?! (Mr. Krabs runs out of his office) What's the matter boy?

SpongeBob: I think Plankton wants to destroy our way of life.

Mr. Krabs: Man alive! (Plankton has a wrecking ball near the Krusty Krab) He's taking us down!

Plankton: (laughs) Get ready Krabs, (pulls a lever) for the surprise of your life!

Mr. Krabs: Brace yourself! (Mr. Krabs hides under a table, and SpongeBob hides under a barrel. The wrecking ball then misses the Krusty Krab) Huh? (The wrecking ball then destroys the Chum Bucket) Plankton's destroying the Chum Bucket? I guess he's finally given up on the restrant buisness. Couldn't take the competition. (a bull dozer than drags a coliseum to where the Chum Bucket was) What is that? (a giant monitor appears on top of the coliseum, and Plankton is on it)

Plankton: Greetings, citizens of Bikini Bottom. Behold my imperial Chum Coliseum! (nobody is excited) I vow to introduce to this fair city, culture, in the form of hand to hand graphling! (still nobody is excited) I intend to enrich your lives culturely, by exibiting the moist spectacle of gladiators in mortal conflict! (still no one is excited) My corporate under writers told me to mention that it's free! (everyone is excited, and they run into the coliseum) Come on! Come on! Remember, kids love gladiators.

Krusty Krab Customer 1: Wow, real live conflict, for free!

Krusty Krab Customer 2: Let the horror show begin! (everyone in the Krusty Krab runs to the coliseum)

Plankton: (laughs, now talking to Karen) Oh Karen, even though you're just a fridgid machine, your circuts must be welling up with emotion at my latest achivement.

Karen: Oh yes, my resisters are simply gushing from there copper foil traces.

Plankton: This will proove to be my greatest evil scheme ever!

Karen: That's what you said when you tried to boil Krabs in a giant bisc.

Plankton: I can still feel the burns. Which is why I removed all molten liquid from this maneuver. And it's why this time, I will be the one with all the customers. And Krabs will be the paphetic one, in an empty restrant, stuck with a computer for a wife. (Karen shuts down) Uh, sorry honey.

SpongeBob: Wow, looks like Plankton finally has some customers!

Mr. Krabs: I agree, he's very suspicous. And he may have lured a few of our fair-whether cutomers in with some cheap entertainment, but our loyal customers, know quality when they taste it! So let's get in there, and serve 'em up a burger they tell there grand-guppies about! (they walk into the Krusty Krab, and it's empty) Where's all me loyal customers?

Squidward: They've all taken there grand-guppies to see the guts and gore across the street.

Mr. Krabs: That lower life form can slander my name, and disecrate me mother's grave,

Mama Krabs: I'm right here!

Mr. Krabs: But when he steals me customers, then I push back! Gentlemen, to the coliseum! (cuts to the coliseum where there is a sign that says "GLADIATOR FIGHT 2-DAY!". Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward sit down) This wreaks of evil. And i'm going to sniff out the source. (Mr. Krabs sniffs, then Plankton appears)

Plankton: Welcome one and all, to the first bi-annual big arena of anialation! (everyone cheers)

SpongeBob: Whoo!

Plankton: Brought to you by your's truly. So without further-a-due, let the mauling begin! (everyone cheers again)

Scooter: All right!

SpongeBob: Yay! (Plankton releases a Sea Lion into the ring. Everyone cheers again) Whoo! Isn't this a boat load of fun Squidward? I can't wait to see the poor sucker who has to go against that beast!

Squidward: You call this fun? This is just cheap un-cultered lay sport.

Plankton: Now, release the opponet.

SpongeBob: Yes! (Plankton releases Patrick into the ring. Everyone cheers again) Patrick? How could they? This is horrible! (cries)

Squidward: This is fabulous! (laughs)

Plankton: Enough dilly-dallying. Send out the blood sausages! (two people put a necklace of sausages on Patrick)

Patrick: All right! (Patrick is about to eat a sausage, then the lion growls at him. Plankton laughs)

Plankton: That pink dim-wit doesn't stand a chance with those sausages around his throat! As soon as the smell of sausage hits that ravanis lions vicous nostril, he'll be all over Patrick like mold on a shower curtain!

Audience Member 2: Rip his sausages off!

Patrick: Ohh. Nice kitty. (notices sausages) Here kitty, want a sausage? A nice, delicous, tasty, sausage. (takes a bite out of the sausage. The lion snatches it from him, and growls at him) Spotamcafeltafish! (runs from the lion)

SpongeBob: I can't sit here and watch this! That's my best friend out there! (SpongeBob jumps into a chariot, and goes toward Patrick) Patrick!

Patrick: What? Oh, oh it's you. Hey, how's it going buddy?

SpongeBob: No time for chit chat, get in! (SpongeBob pulls Patrick in the chariot) Hurry up nelly!

Peterson: Boo!

Mama Krabs: Boring! I want to see somebody parts!

Mr. Krabs: Mom.

Plankton: This is ridiculous! I order a simple brutal mauling for my denasenses, and I get a circus act! Time for phase 2! (cuts to Plankton with a Chum Stick) Chum on a Stick! Get your fresh chum right here! Some chum for you miss?

Sadie: Well, all this waiting around for someone to get mauled is making a bit hungry.

Plankton: Here, take this one. It's fresh and warm, like my hospitality.

Sadie: Why thank you.

Plankton: Just ten dollars please.

Sadie: Ten dollars? Why would I pay ten dollars, when I can go across the street and get a Krabby Patty for one dollar?

Mr. Krabs: Exactly!

Plankton: You don't get this kind of entertainment with a Krabby Patty, do you?

Sadie: No, I suppose not.

Plankton: Ten dollars, or the fights off!

Sadie: Ah, fine, whatever.

Plankton: Here you are. I'm sure i've made a satisfied customer of you all ready. (Sadie spits it out)

Sadie: That was appuling! What was in that?

Plankton: Oh, just the usual ingridients. Some jellyfish squeezings, whale blubber, sea horse snout, and a sprinkle of anchor rust. (Sadie throws up)

Sadie: Oh barnacles, that's foul! (everyone tries to leave, but Plankton locks all the exits)

Plankton: Now, i've been waiting for 20 years to have the amount of customers Krabs sees everyday! And I won't let that be ruined because the show's boring, or the foods in-edible. So sit down, enjoy the show and by some chum! (everyone walks back to there seat with a chum stick. Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick)

SpongeBob: What do we do now Patrick?

Patrick: Don't worry, i'm all ready doing it. (Patrick is eating a sausage)

SpongeBob: No! (slaps the sausage out of his hands) Patrick, now is not the time for eating, now is the time to avoid being eaten by that giant... Huh? (the lion eats the sausage that SpongeBob slapped out of Patrick's hand, then chases them again) That's it Patrick! He's not chasing us, he's chasing those tasty, tender, delicous, suculant sausages around your neck. (SpongeBob throws the sausages off of Patrick)

Plankton: Chum on a stick. Get your chum. (notices sausages) What the? (sausages land on Plankton) Oh great! Now how am I going to entertain the masses? (lion growls at him) Hey watch where you're... (notices the lion, and it growls at him again) Oh dear! (screams, then the lion growls at him. He then runs out of a tiny door) Phew. Good thing I thought ahead, with that escape door. Try and catch me now, you frissy freeline. (laughs, then the lion busts a hole, allowing him to get out. Plankton then screams, because he's chasing him) No! Nice kitty. Want some chum? (cuts to the Krusty Krab, where all the customers are there again)

Mr. Krabs: You know i'm not one to give out coments likely, i've gotta hand it to you boy, (reffering to SpongeBob) if you didn't throw those sausages into the audience, we would have been dead meat!

SpongeBob: My plearure captain!

Patrick: Yeah, thanks buddy! You really saved my behind! No joke! (shows that there's a hole in his pants, revealing his butt)

Mr. Krabs: I think that it's safe to say, that no matter how diabolacal Plankton's plans may be, he'll never have the loyalty, of me good customers.

Scooter: One Krabby Patty please.

Mr. Krabs: But of course, my good customer. That'll be ten dollars.

Scooter: Ten dollars? What happened to one dollar?

Mr. Krabs: Ahem, perhaps you'd like to speak to our financial expert. (financial expert, is the lion that was chasing Plankton. Scooter is scared, and gives Mr. Krabs ten dollars)

Scooter: Stupid inflation.

Mr. Krabs: Thank's for your buisness. (everyone laughs, they then stop and walk away. The liion then growls, and the episode ends)

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Episode Transcript: Penny Foolish

2008-08-11T16:07:12Z

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Episode Article: [[Penny Foolish (Episode)|Penny Foolish]]

==Characters==
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*People at the Movie Palace
*Saleslady

==Locations==
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Movie Palace]]
*[[Discount Grocery Mart]]

==Dialouge==
(Episode Starts at the Discount Grocery Mart. Mr. Krabs places a basket of items on the counter and the Saleslady scans them)

Saleslady: Price check on industrial size econo pack of raw fiber.

Mr. Krabs: Ah, it goes in my steel wool, but comes out like an angel from heaven.

Saleslady: Please, tell me more.

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, well, this one time I...

Saleslady: Not really!

Mr. Krabs: I didn't think so. Ooh wait, I almost forgot me cupons! (hands lady a lot of cupons) There's a couple double ones in there too.

Saleslady: Sir, these expired over thirty years ago.

Mr. Krabs: What does that mean?

Saleslady: It means there no good. Sir, i'll just throw those away for you.

Mr. Krabs: No wait! I'll take 'em.

Saleslady: Okay sir, your change stay is going to be exactly ten cents.

Mr. Krabs: Come to Papa! Come to Papa! (two nickles slide out) Yay! Two nickles. (laughs, then gasps as he notices SpongeBob walking on the street) Hey, that's SpongeBob out there! (SpongeBob does some weird things) What in blue blazes is that boy up to? (SpongeBob points to something that appears to be a penny, then picks it up) Well i'll be a jerracter jellyfish! SpongeBob found a penny! A bright shiny penny just sitting there, and he picked it right up! Huh, I can remember the whole thing as if it just happened a moment ago. (Mr. Krabs imagines what just happened)

SpongeBob (in the thought bubble): Sir, Sir...(is actually Saleslady)

Saleslady: ...Sir.

Mr. Krabs: What?

Saleslady: You're holding up the line.

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, I am?

Saleslady: Next please. (cuts to night where Mr. Krabs is driving his boat)

Mr. Krabs: Interesting how things work out that way. Some folks just walk along and stumble over free money, while other's, other's they work! (zooms out seeing that there's another car next to his)

Billy: Hey mommy, look at that weird guy in the car over there!

Billy's Mom: Billy, mommy's watching the road right now.

Mr. Krabs: I mean why couldn't I have just walked along and found it? I have legs to you know! (sighs) How about a little music. (music dial turns into a penny) Okay, okay, get a grip Krabs. Just concentrate on driving. (steering wheel turns into a penny. Mr. Krabs screams and let's go of it, then hold's it again) Okay, getting all worked up over a little coin. (laughs) Ah, it must just be the full moon. Wait a second. (moon turns into a penny, and Mr. Krabs screams) I gotta have that penny! (cuts to next day at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks in) Good morning SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Good morning Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Find anything special lately?

SpongeBob: Yes!

Mr. Krabs: Really?

SpongeBob: Yup!

Mr. Krabs: And you want to share it with your old uncle Krabs, don't you boy?

SpongeBob: Of course!

Mr. Krabs: Great! Well, share it with me!

SpongeBob: (laughs) I all ready am sharing it with you Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Wha.. What?

SpongeBob: The thing I found was a bright, shiny, new...Day! Well i'll be in the kitchen if you need me. (talking to Squidward) Good morning Squiward.

Squidward: Don't talk to me.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs seems to be in a good mood today.

Squidward: That count's as talking. (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen, and Mr. Krabs is in there)

SpongeBob: Woah! Hello again Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Hello SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: What can I do you for?

Mr. Krabs: Can I borrow a penny?

SpongeBob: A penny? Sure. (checks his pocket) Hmm, sorry. All out of penny's right now.

Mr. Krabs: But did you check all your pockets?

SpongeBob: Well, I thought I did.

Mr. Krabs: Front pockets? (SpongeBob checks)

SpongeBob: Hmm, No.

Mr. Krabs: Back? (SpongeBob checks)

SpongeBob: Hmm-mm.

Mr. Krabs: Shirt pockets? (SpongeBob checks)

SpongeBob: Nuh-uh.

Mr. Krabs: Shoe pockets?

SpongeBob: (laughs) Shoe pockets. Oh Mr. Krabs, that is just ridiculous.

Mr. Krabs: It is?

SpongeBob: Well, I do have a tie pocket though. (SpongeBob checks) No not in there either.

Mr. Krabs: Hey, maybe it fell in your sock.

SpongeBob: Well, I...

Mr. Krabs: Did you check there? (holds SpongeBob upside down, and shakes him. SpongeBob's brain falls out) Uhh?

SpongeBob: Hey look, it's my brain! (brain grows legs and walks away) Hey where's it going? (brain falls though a crack) Ooh, there. (brain crawls on Squidward, and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs follow it. They find it under a barrel) Aha! (brain squirts liquid at him. SpongeBob laughs) Not so fast little guy. There now. Yes, I know. Come here. (brain crawls back into SpongeBob's head)

Mr. Krabs: Uhh?

SpongeBob: What's the matter Mr. Krabs? Didn't you know I was a brain whisperer?

Mr. Krabs: So, Uhh, no penny huh?

SpongeBob: Nope.

Mr. Krabs: Darn! (cuts to later when SpongeBob is mopping, and hears a noise)

SpongeBob: Squidward, these definate construction sounds are preventing me from working.

Squidward: Me too.

SpongeBob: Do you think we should walk out back to investigate?

Squidward: Never. (SpongeBob and Squidward are now walking out back)

SpongeBob: The sounds are coming from back here. What the? (a movie theater is being built)

Mr. Krabs: Careful with those markee ladders!

SpongeBob: Hey Mr. Krabs, you made your own movie theater!

Mr. Krabs: Yes I did.

SpongeBob: Yay!

Mr. Krabs: And you're just in time for the grand opening! (pulls a lever that turns on the electricity on) Step right up folks, and witness a spell binding tale chock full of adventure, and action, and thrills... (Mr. Krabs is talking gibberish as two fish walk up)

Frank: You know i'm not really hungry?

Harold: Yeah, let's go see what this fat guy is yelling about.

Mr. Krabs: ...witness the terrifying challenges overcome by... by...

Harold: By who?

Mr. Krabs: by a... by a pucky young sponge.

SpongeBob: Just like me!

Mr. Krabs: That's right! And the best part is: admission is only one penny!

Squiward: Does a movie like that even exsist?

Harold: Yeah, does it?!

Mr. Krabs: Uhh, well, actually I was going to show you this flip book and...

Squidward: A flip book?

Harold: Yeah, I don't even know what that is! (everyone walks away)

Mr. Krabs: No, wait. Noooooooo!

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I see the movie now? Please?

Mr. Krabs: Of course you can lad! You just gotta give me one penny.

SpongeBob: But, But

Mr. Krabs: But what?

SpongeBob: But, I really don't have a penny. (Mr. Krabs screams, and then demosishes the movie theater. Cuts to night where SpongeBob is walking to the Krusty Krab) Huh, that's too bad. I really wanted to see that movie. Oh well. (Squidward is dressed like a waiter)

Squidward: Good evening, (SpongeBob whistles) and (Squidward looks at a piece of paper) welcome to the (looks at paper) Krusty Krab semi-annual charity night.

SpongeBob: Squidward? You lood beautiful!

Squidward: Let me show you to your table.

SpongeBob: My table? Fancy. (gasps) My very own name tag! (lights turn off and Squidward sighs, as he shines a flash light on Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: Hello, and welcome to a very important evening. Tonights event is entitled: Pennies, for the penny-less. And before the following images are shown, I would ask each of you to look not look with your eyes, but with your heart. (Mr. Krabs shows some images) Three dimes, two nickles, one quarter, zero pennies. As I realize the following images seen here tonight may be retchedly hideous, I am going to tell you what you can do to end this crimisting: You can donate one penny to me: Mr. Krabs. Also known as: Mr. Krabs, the man who doesn't have one. (Mr. Krabs starts crying and SpongeBob is crying too)

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: (cheered up) Yes?

SpongeBob: I would like to donate a penny.

Mr. Krabs: You would?

SpongeBob: If I only had one. (starts crying. Mr. Krabs's eyes go into his head, and he screams. Scene then cuts to SpongeBob's house. Mr. Krabs is using a flower delivery truck to spy on his house. He is speaking giberish. He then notices SpongeBob walking out the door. He then walks in, with a metal detector. he then looks around)

Mr. Krabs: Hiding it, somewhere. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it

Gary: Meow

Mr. Krabs: What's that? You! You know where!

Gary: Meow (Mr. Krabs picks him up)

Mr. Krabs: Tell where!

Gary: Meow

Mr. Krabs: Hiding it, inside, (reaches into Gary's shell) in there, somewhere. (lights come on, and SpongeBob walks in)

SpongeBob: (gasps) Mr. Krabs! What is this metal detector doing on the floor? These should only be stored on special racks. (gasps) And you're not wearing your metal detector handling gloves!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob I... I... I...I just wanted that penny you found on the street yesterday. Oh, i'm sorry.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, that wasn't a penny. (laughs)

Mr. Krabs: It wasn't?

SpongeBob: No, that was just a dried up piece of gum for my collection. I think it's peppermint

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) I feel so relieved. There was no penny after all. Well, i'll be going now. You can keep the metal detector SpongeBob. See ya

SpongeBob: Thanks Mr. Krabs. Here Gary, you can play with that. (Gary sniffs it, then spits on, then walks away. The gum then absorbs it) Hey, this isn't gum at all. (pulls it out, revealing that it is a 500$ bill) It's just a dumb old 500$ bill. This won't go with my chewed up gum collection. Ah well, goodnight Gary. (turns off the light. then zooms out revealing that Mr. Krabs is digging holes outside of his house looking for the penny)

Mr. Krabs: Penny, must have buried it around here somewhere. I've just gotta keep digging.

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Episode Transcript: Penny Foolish

2008-08-11T15:55:43Z

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Episode Article: [[Penny Foolish (Episode)|Penny Foolish]]

==Characters==
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
*People at the Movie Palace
*Saleslady

==Locations==
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Movie Palace]]
*[[Discount Grocery Mart]]

==Dialouge==
(Episode Starts at the Discount Grocery Mart. Mr. Krabs places a basket of items on the counter and the Saleslady scans them)

Saleslady: Price check on industrial size econo pack of raw fiber.

Mr. Krabs: Ah, it goes in my steel wool, but comes out like an angel from heaven.

Saleslady: Please, tell me more.

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, well, this one time I...

Saleslady: Not really!

Mr. Krabs: I didn't think so. Ooh wait, I almost forgot me cupons! (hands lady a lot of cupons) There's a couple double ones in there too.

Saleslady: Sir, these expired over thirty years ago.

Mr. Krabs: What does that mean?

Saleslady: It means there no good. Sir, i'll just throw those away for you.

Mr. Krabs: No wait! I'll take 'em.

Saleslady: Okay sir, your change stay is going to be exactly ten cents.

Mr. Krabs: Come to Papa! Come to Papa! (two nickles slide out) Yay! Two nickles. (laughs, then gasps as he notices SpongeBob walking on the street) Hey, that's SpongeBob out there! (SpongeBob does some weird things) What in blue blazes is that boy up to? (SpongeBob points to something that appears to be a penny, then picks it up) Well i'll be a jerracter jellyfish! SpongeBob found a penny! A bright shiny penny just sitting there, and he picked it right up! Huh, I can remember the whole thing as if it just happened a moment ago. (Mr. Krabs imagines what just happened)

SpongeBob (in the thought bubble): Sir, Sir...(is actually Saleslady)

Saleslady: ...Sir.

Mr. Krabs: What?

Saleslady: You're holding up the line.

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, I am?

Saleslady: Next please. (cuts to night where Mr. Krabs is driving his boat)

Mr. Krabs: Interesting how things work out that way. Some folks just walk along and stumble over free money, while other's, other's they work! (zooms out seeing that there's another car next to his)

Billy: Hey mommy, look at that weird guy in the car over there!

Billy's Mom: Billy, mommy's watching the road right now.

Mr. Krabs: I mean why couldn't I have just walked along and found it? I have legs to you know! (sighs) How about a little music. (music dial turns into a penny) Okay, okay, get a grip Krabs. Just concentrate on driving. (steering wheel turns into a penny. Mr. Krabs screams and let's go of it, then hold's it again) Okay, getting all worked up over a little coin. (laughs) Ah, it must just be the full moon. Wait a second. (moon turns into a penny, and Mr. Krabs screams) I gotta have that penny! (cuts to next day at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks in) Good morning SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Good morning Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Find anything special lately?

SpongeBob: Yes!

Mr. Krabs: Really?

SpongeBob: Yup!

Mr. Krabs: And you want to share it with your old uncle Krabs, don't you boy?

SpongeBob: Of course!

Mr. Krabs: Great! Well, share it with me!

SpongeBob: (laughs) I all ready am sharing it with you Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Wha.. What?

SpongeBob: The thing I found was a bright, shiny, new...Day! Well i'll be in the kitchen if you need me. (talking to Squidward) Good morning Squiward.

Squiward: Don't talk to me.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs seems to be in a good mood today.

Squidward: That count's as talking. (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen, and Mr. Krabs is in there)

SpongeBob: Woah! Hello again Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Hello SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: What can I do you for?

Mr. Krabs: Can I borrow a penny?

SpongeBob: A penny? Sure. (checks his pocket) Hmm, sorry. All out of penny's right now.

Mr. Krabs: But did you check all your pockets?

SpongeBob: Well, I thought I did.

Mr. Krabs: Front pockets? (SpongeBob checks)

SpongeBob: Hmm, No.

Mr. Krabs: Back? (SpongeBob checks)

SpongeBob: Hmm-mm.

Mr. Krabs: Shirt pockets? (SpongeBob checks)

SpongeBob: Nuh-uh.

Mr. Krabs: Shoe pockets?

SpongeBob: (laughs) Shoe pockets. Oh Mr. Krabs, that is just ridiculous.

Mr. Krabs: It is?

SpongeBob: Well, I do have a tie pocket though. (SpongeBob checks) No not in there either.

Mr. Krabs: Hey, maybe it fell in your sock.

SpongeBob: Well, I...

Mr. Krabs: Did you check there? (holds SpongeBob upside down, and shakes him. SpongeBob's brain falls out) Uhh?

SpongeBob: Hey look, it's my brain! (brain grows legs and walks away) Hey where's it going? (brain falls though a crack) Ooh, there. (brain crawls on Squidward, and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs follow it. They find it under a barrel) Aha! (brain squirts liquid at him. SpongeBob laughs) Not so fast little guy. There now. Yes, I know. Come here. (brain crawls back into SpongeBob's head)

Mr. Krabs: Uhh?

SpongeBob: What's the matter Mr. Krabs? Didn't you know I was a brain whisperer?

Mr. Krabs: So, Uhh, no penny huh?

SpongeBob: Nope.

Mr. Krabs: Darn! (cuts to later when SpongeBob is mopping, and hears a noise)

SpongeBob: Squidward, these definate construction sounds are preventing me from working.

Squidward: Me too.

SpongeBob: Do you think we should walk out back to investigate?

Squidward: Never. (SpongeBob and Squidward are now walking out back)

SpongeBob: The sounds are coming from back here. What the? (a movie theater is being built)

Mr. Krabs: Careful with those markee ladders!

SpongeBob: Hey Mr. Krabs, you made your own movie theater!

Mr. Krabs: Yes I did.

SpongeBob: Yay!

Mr. Krabs: And you're just in time for the grand opening! (pulls a lever that turns on the electricity on) Step right up folks, and witness a spell binding tale chock full of adventure, and action, and thrills... (Mr. Krabs is talking gibberish as two fish walk up)

Frank: You know i'm not really hungry?

Harold: Yeah, let's go see what this fat guy is yelling about.

Mr. Krabs: ...witness the terrifying challenges overcome by... by...

Harold: By who?

Mr. Krabs: by a... by a pucky young sponge.

SpongeBob: Just like me!

Mr. Krabs: That's right! And the best part is: admission is only one penny!

Squiward: Does a movie like that even exsist?

Harold: Yeah, does it?!

Mr. Krabs: Uhh, well, actually I was going to show you this flip book and...

Squidward: A flip book?

Harold: Yeah, I don't even know what that is! (everyone walks away)

Mr. Krabs: No, wait. Noooooooo!

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I see the movie now? Please?

Mr. Krabs: Of course you can lad! You just gotta give me one penny.

SpongeBob: But, But

Mr. Krabs: But what?

SpongeBob: But, I really don't have a penny. (Mr. Krabs screams, and then demosishes the movie theater. Cuts to night where SpongeBob is walking to the Krusty Krab) Huh, that's too bad. I really wanted to see that movie. Oh well. (Squidward is dressed like a waiter)

Squidward: Good evening, (SpongeBob whistles) and (Squidward looks at a piece of paper) welcome to the (looks at paper) Krusty Krab semi-annual charity night.

SpongeBob: Squidward? You lood beautiful!

Squidward: Let me show you to your table.

SpongeBob: My table? Fancy. (gasps) My very own name tag! (lights turn off and Squidward sighs, as he shines a flash light on Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: Hello, and welcome to a very important evening. Tonights event is entitled: Pennies, for the penny-less. And before the following images are shown, I would ask each of you to look not look with your eyes, but with your heart. (Mr. Krabs shows some images) Three dimes, two nickles, one quarter, zero pennies. As I realize the following images seen here tonight may be retchedly hideous, I am going to tell you what you can do to end this crimisting: You can donate one penny to me: Mr. Krabs. Also known as: Mr. Krabs, the man who doesn't have one. (Mr. Krabs starts crying and SpongeBob is crying too)

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: (cheered up) Yes?

SpongeBob: I would like to donate a penny.

Mr. Krabs: You would?

SpongeBob: If I only had one. (starts crying. Mr. Krabs's eyes go into his head, and he screams. Scene then cuts to SpongeBob's house. Mr. Krabs is using a flower delivery truck to spy on his house. He is speaking giberish. He then notices SpongeBob walking out the door. He then walks in, with a metal detector. he then looks around)

Mr. Krabs: Hiding it, somewhere. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it

Gary: Meow

Mr. Krabs: What's that? You! You know where!

Gary: Meow (Mr. Krabs picks him up

Mr. Krabs: Tell where!

Gary: Meow

Mr. Krabs: Hiding it, inside, (reaches into Gary's shell) in there, somewhere. (lights come on, and SpongeBob walks in)

SpongeBob: (gasps) Mr. Krabs! What is this metal detector doing on the floor? These should only be stored on special racks. (gasps) And you're not wearing your metal detector handling gloves!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob I... I... I...I just wanted that penny you found on the street yesterday. Oh, i'm sorry.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, that wasn't a penny. (laughs)

Mr. Krabs: It wasn't?

SpongeBob: No, that was just a piece of dried up piece of gum for my collection. I think it's peppermint

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) I feel so relieved. There was no penny after all. Well, i'll be going now. You can keep the metal detector SpongeBob. See ya

SpongeBob: Thanks Mr. Krabs. Here Gary, you can play with that. (Gary sniffs it, then spits on, then walks away. The gum then absorbs it) Hey, this isn't gum at all. (pulls it out, revealing that it is a 500$ bill) It's just a dumb old 500$ bill. This won't go with my chewed up gum collection. Ah well, goodnight Gary. (turns off the light. then zooms out revealing that Mr. Krabs is digging holes outside of his house looking for the penny)

Mr. Krabs: Penny, must have buried it around here somewhere. I've just gotta keep digging.

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Patty Caper (Episode)

2008-08-11T13:40:31Z

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'''"The Patty Caper"''' is an episode from Season 6

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Karen]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Officer Nancy]]
*[[Judge Horace A. Whopper]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*[[Chum Bucket]]
*[[Treedome]]

==Plot==
At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs calls SpongeBob and tells him they are out of the secret ingredient. SpongeBob retrieves it in a briefcase, but when he opens it he finds that the ingredient is missing and there is a hole in the top of the case. With Patrick's help, SpongeBob questions Plankton, Sandy, Gary, and Squidward who, after the two accuse them, come up with something the complete opposite of their questions. Unsuccessful, the two go back to the Krusty Krab and report their failure to Mr. Krabs, who is found with the secret ingredient shortly after. Mr. Krabs is then forced to give out Krabby Patties for free, as a punishment.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Judge Horace A. Whopper makes his second appearance in this episode. The first was [[The Krusty Sponge]].
*The people who were accused, and how they were:
**Plankton: He had his own version of the Krabby Patty, but SpongeBob never explained how he could have stolen it.
**Sandy: She used an invisibility potion and snuck in, and used a time freezing ray, to use a laser to cut a hole in the case and get it. Sandy said that she just bought the Krabby Patties.
**Gary: Gary snuck on to one of the choppers, and when SpongeBob stopped to tighten his socks, he shot acid out of his eyes, and stole the ingridient. It was deemed impossible by both of them.
**Squidward: Gary said Squidward was walking out of the Krusty Krab with a black suitcase. Squidward shows them that the case contained his tap dancing shoes.
**SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thougt that he set up a decoy, then swept down when no one was looking and stole it, then went to the Chum Bucket, and sold it to Plankton for a dollar.
**Mr. Krabs: He was the one who stole it, because he didn't want to pay for it.
*Second time Sandy was invisible. The first was in [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V (Episode)|Mermaid Man and Barncale Boy V]]
*Water would have flooded Sandy's dome if SpongeBob were to dig a hole to get inside.
*It is revealed that Plankton had every ingredient of the Krabby Patty formula figured out except the secret ingredient, implying that the series is almost finished, because Plankton will soon figure it out and try to take over the world again. However, there may be up to hundreds more episodes before the series ends.
* This is the first time Mr. Krabs lost a lawsuit.

==Case File==

===Detectives===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]

===Suspects===
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Gary the Snail]]
*[[Squidward]]

===Actual Culprit===
*[[Mr. Krabs]]

===Punishment for the Culprit===
*Krabby Patties given out for free.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Patty Caper]]

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King Neptune

2008-08-07T03:02:26Z

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[[Image:King Neptune Neptune's Spatula.JPG|thumb|right|King Neptune Past as seen in [[Neptune's Spatula (Episode)|Neptune's Spatula]]]]
[[Image:Kingnep.jpg|thumb|right|King Neptune as seen in [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]]]
'''King Neptune''' is arguably the most powerful person in the sea (with Poseidon.) He is a bad tempered, fiery merman. He likes to shoot people with his flame shooting trident but [[Mindy]] (his kind hearted daughter) often convinces him to have mercy. He is very defencive on the topic of his hair, he claims he is not bald, only thinning. He was so worried about his chrome dome to even notice [[Plankton]]s overthrowing of Bikini Bottom.

King Neptune changed considerably since his first appearance in the episode: [[Neptune's Spatula]], where he was youthful, muscular and had a long, illustious hair. His next appearance was in the episode: [[Party Pooper Pants]] where he was a real life person with white hair. The only explanation possible for these frequent appearance changes was given in the episode: [[Krusty Towers]] where Squidward asked for a change in his [[Krusty Towers Hotel]] Room to the Theme: 'Neptune The Fourth would be nice', when the makeover was complete it had a portrait of the original Neptune. This suggests that there has been more than one King Neptune and that there is a new one every time we see him. In Neptune's Spatula, King Neptune uses some powers such lightning bolts coming out from his fingers, size change, spuer strength and control things with magic.

===Voices===
Over the series, King Neptune has had different voices. here is the list:
*[[John O'Hurley]] - [[Neptune's Spatula]]
*[[Kevin Michael Richardson]] - [[Party Pooper Pants]]
*[[Jeffrey Tambor]] - [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]
*[[Billy West]] - [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget (Episode)|SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]]

===Looks===
In the episode: Neptune's Spatula, Neptune has hair, mustache, beard, chests, thick fingers, a powerful finger power, and no crown. In [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]], Neptune is bald!

===Episodes===
King Neptune has appeared in the following episodes:
*[[Neptune's Spatula]] (Neptune #1)
*[[Party Pooper Pants]] (Real-Life Neptune)
*[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] (Neptune #2)
*[[Krusty Towers]] (Neptune #1)
*[[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget]] (Neptune #1)

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Season 5, Volume 2

2008-08-07T01:13:51Z

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'''SpongeBob SquarePants Season 5: Volume 2''' has half the episodes from Season 5.

There is one '''Double Length''' Episode and one '''TV Movie'''.

==Episodes==
===Disc 1===
*[[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]]
*[[The Donut of Shame]]
*[[The Krusty Plate (Episode)|The Krusty Plate]]

*[[Goo Goo Gas (Episode)|Goo Goo Gas]]
*[[Le Big Switch (Episode)|Le Big Switch]]

*[[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]]

*[[Picture Day (Episode)|Picture Day]]
*[[Pat No Pay (Episode)|Pat No Pay]]
*[[BlackJack (Episode)|BlackJack]]

*[[Blackened Sponge (Episode)|Blackened Sponge]]
*[[Mermaidman vs SpongeBob]]

===Disc 2===
*[[The Inmates of Summer (Episode)|The Inmates of Summer]]
*[[To Save a Squirrel (Episode)|To Save a Squirrel]]

*[[20,000 Patties Under the Sea (Episode)|20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]
*[[The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]

*[[The Two Faces of Squidward (Episode)|The Two Faces of Squidward]]
*[[SpongeHenge (Episode)|SpongeHenge]]

*[[Banned in Bikini Bottom (Episode)|Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)|Stanley S. SquarePants]]

*[[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]]

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Season 5, Volume 2

2008-08-07T01:13:29Z

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'''SpongeBob SquarePants Season 5: Volume 2''' has half the episodes from Season 5.

There is one '''Double Length''' Episode and one '''TV Movie'''.

==Episodes==
===Disc 1==
*[[A Flea in Her Dome (Episode)|A Flea in Her Dome]]
*[[The Donut of Shame]]
*[[The Krusty Plate (Episode)|The Krusty Plate]]

*[[Goo Goo Gas (Episode)|Goo Goo Gas]]
*[[Le Big Switch (Episode)|Le Big Switch]]

*[[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]]

*[[Picture Day (Episode)|Picture Day]]
*[[Pat No Pay (Episode)|Pat No Pay]]
*[[BlackJack (Episode)|BlackJack]]

*[[Blackened Sponge (Episode)|Blackened Sponge]]
*[[Mermaidman vs SpongeBob]]

===Disc 2===
*[[The Inmates of Summer (Episode)|The Inmates of Summer]]
*[[To Save a Squirrel (Episode)|To Save a Squirrel]]

*[[20,000 Patties Under the Sea (Episode)|20,000 Patties Under the Sea]]
*[[The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]

*[[The Two Faces of Squidward (Episode)|The Two Faces of Squidward]]
*[[SpongeHenge (Episode)|SpongeHenge]]

*[[Banned in Bikini Bottom (Episode)|Banned in Bikini Bottom]]
*[[Stanley S. SquarePants (Episode)|Stanley S. SquarePants]]

*[[Pest of the West (Episode)|Pest of the West]]

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Patty Caper (Episode)

2008-08-05T22:35:44Z

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| Previous Episode: || [[Patrick Picks a Nose]]
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'''"The Patty Caper"''' is an episode from Season 6

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Plankton]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Judge Horace A. Whopper]]
*[[Sandy]]
*[[Squidward]]
*[[Gary]]

===Places===
*[[Krusty Krab]]
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]

==Plot==
At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs calls SpongeBob and tells him they are out of the secret ingredient. SpongeBob gets the secret ingredient from a suitcase with a hole in it and Patrick helps SpongeBob helps him find the ingredient and who stole it. They immediately go see Plankton who created his own version of the Krabby Patty (using knowledge from past failures to steal it). Afterwards, they see Sandy who bought legal patties. Gary is next but DID see who it was and described him as Squidward. Squidward was questioned but explained he was at a tap dancing contest. SpongeBob admits he loses it after heading back to the Krusty Krab but Mr. Krabs had it all along, to make money of course, was arrested and sentenced to sell Krabby Patties freely all day the next day. Such thing was done even though Mr. Krabs was restrained by police screaming.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*Judge Horace A. Whopper makes his second appearance in this episode. The first was [[The Krusty Sponge]].
*The people who were accused, and how they were:
**Plankton: He had his own version of the Krabby Patty, but SpongeBob never explained how he could have stolen it.
**Sandy: She used an invisibility potion and snuck in, and used a time freezing ray, to use a laser to cut a hole in the case and get it. Sandy Said she just bought the Krabby Patties.
**Gary: Gary snuck on to one of the choppers, and when SpongeBob stopped to tighten his socks, he shooted acid out of his eyes, and stole the ingridient.
**Squidward: Gary said Squidward was walking out of the Krusty Krab with a black suitcase. Squidward shows them that the case contained his tap dancing shoes.
**SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thougt that he set up a decoy, then swep down when no one was looking and stole it.
**Mr. Krabs: He was the one who stole it, because he didn't want to pay for it.
*It is revealed that Plankton had every ingredient of the Krabby Patty formula figured out except the secret ingredient.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: The Patty Caper]]

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Home Sweet Pineapple (Episode)

2008-08-05T17:54:45Z

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| Episode No.: || 5b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 14.08.1999
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 1
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| Previous Episode: || [[Pizza Delivery]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]
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'''"Home Sweet Pineapple"''' is an episode from Season 1

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Patrick]] [[Image:Momndad.jpg|thumb|right|Mom and Dad]]
*[[Squidward]]
*Nematodes
*[[Father SquarePants]] (debut)
*[[Mother SquarePants]] (debut)
*[[Fred]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*SpongeBob and Squidward's Neighborhood

===Songs===
*[[SpongeBob is Leaving!]]

==Plot==
At night-time, a crowd of nematodes are hungry. They plow through a variety of items, even devouring the boat of a fish named Fred while Fred is still driving it. Then they decide that they are thirsty, so they drink the juice out of SpongeBob's pineapple house. This causes it to shrink until it becomes nothing. SpongeBob and Gary now have to get a new home. At first, SpongeBob and Patrick try to build a new house, but they build a very small one. When SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to rebuild his house, when SpongeBob turns the wrench (the close-up picture of him before it shows Patrick falling and the picture tilts) SpongeBob’s shirt turns dark brown and the black stripes for his belt disappear. Then SpongeBob shares Patrick's rock, but Patrick's stupidity and bad luck causes him to go to Squidward. Squidward accepts (only because he's semi-conscious), and when he realizes what he's done, he kicks them out. The next day, SpongeBob and Gary pack their bags, ready to go back to Mom and Dad's house. He finds a small pebble (the only thing left when the nematodes ate/drank his house) in his pocket, and buries it where his house used to be. He sheds a tear on it, and he walks away. This pebble is actually a seed, and his tear causes his house to grow back. The house is placed back where it was, on top of dancing Squidward.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In this episode, the pineapple is a real fruit juicy and delicious. However, in Opposite Day, it has wooden boards and is only a fake designed pineapple.
*This is the first episode to have alternate fonting rather than the regular fonting (for the words "Home" and "Sweet"). Others include: [[Your Shoe's Untied]], [[Bubble Buddy]], [[Gary Takes a Bath]], [[Sailor Mouth]], [[Artist Unknown]], [[Squid on Strike]], [[Club SpongeBob]], [[Doing Time]], [[Squilliam Returns]], [[Krusty Krab Training Video]], [[New Student Starfish]], [[Clams]], [[Ugh!]], [[Krabby Land]], [[Plankton's Army]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Friend or Foe?]], [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget|SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget]], [[Goo Goo Gas]], [[Pest of the West]], [[House Fancy]], [[Spongicus]] and [[The Splinter]].
*At the end of this episode Squidward is trapped under Spongebob's new pineapple, yet appears in the very next episode, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, and many episodes after.
*Pineapples do not have soft skin

== Errors ==
*The house's circumference is smaller, and Gary and SpongeBob are about the same size. After the scene when SpongeBob and Gary learn that the house is shrinking, its back to normal.
*When SpongeBob's 2nd pineapple appears, Gary is banished permanently from the screen in the episode's solution and end.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transcript: Home Sweet Pineapple]]

==Video==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-1-episode-5-home-sweet-pineapple/ Home Sweet Pineapple Video]

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Home Sweet Pineapple (Episode)

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!colspan="2" |<center>[[Image:Home Sweet Pineapple title.jpg|300px]]</center>
|-
! colspan="2" | Home Sweet Pineapple
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Episode No.: || 5b
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Airdate: || 14.08.1999
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Season: || Season 1
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Previous Episode: || [[Pizza Delivery]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
| Next Episode: || [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"

|}

'''"Home Sweet Pineapple"''' is an episode from Season 1

{{Spoiler}}

==Info==
===Characters===
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Gary]]
*[[Patrick]] [[Image:Momndad.jpg|thumb|right|Mom and Dad]]
*[[Squidward]]
*Nematodes
*[[Father SquarePants]] (debut)
*[[Mother SquarePants]] (debut)
*[[Fred]]

===Places===
*[[SpongeBob's House]]
*[[Squidward's House]]
*SpongeBob and Squidward's Neighborhood

===Songs===
*[[SpongeBob is Leaving!]]

==Plot==
At night-time, a crowd of nematodes are hungry. They plow through a variety of items, even devouring the boat of a fish named Fred while Fred is still driving it. Then they decide that they are thirsty, so they drink the juice out of SpongeBob's pineapple house. This causes it to shrink until it becomes nothing. SpongeBob and Gary now have to get a new home. At first, SpongeBob and Patrick try to build a new house, but they build a very small one. When SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to rebuild his house, when SpongeBob turns the wrench (the close-up picture of him before it shows Patrick falling and the picture tilts) SpongeBob’s shirt turns dark brown and the black stripes for his belt disappear. Then SpongeBob shares Patrick's rock, but Patrick's stupidity and bad luck causes him to go to Squidward. Squidward accepts (only because he's semi-conscious), and when he realizes what he's done, he kicks them out. The next day, SpongeBob and Gary pack their bags, ready to go back to Mom and Dad's house. He finds a small pebble (the only thing left when the nematodes ate/drank his house) in his pocket, and buries it where his house used to be. He sheds a tear on it, and he walks away. This pebble is actually a seed, and his tear causes his house to grow back. The house is placed back where it was, on top of dancing Squidward.

==Trivia/Goofs==
*In this episode, the pineapple is a real fruit juicy and delicious. However, in Opposite Day, it has wooden boards and is only a fake designed pineapple.
*This is the first episode to have alternate fonting rather than the regular fonting (for the words "Home" and "Sweet"). Others include: [[Your Shoe's Untied]], [[Bubble Buddy]], [[Gary Takes a Bath]], [[Sailor Mouth]], [[Artist Unknown]], [[Squid on Strike]], [[Club SpongeBob]], [[Doing Time]], [[Squilliam Returns]], [[Krusty Krab Training Video]], [[New Student Starfish]], [[Clams]], [[Ugh!]], [[Krabby Land]], [[Plankton's Army]], [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]], [[Friend or Foe?]], [[SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget|SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget]], [[Goo Goo Gas]], [[Pest of the West]], [[House Fancy]], [[Spongicus]] and [[The Splinter]].
*At the end of this episode Squidward is trapped under Spongebob's new pineapple, yet appears in the very next episode, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, and many episodes after.
*Pineapples do not have soft skin

== Errors ==
*The house's circumference is smaller, and Gary and SpongeBob are about the same size. After the scene when SpongeBob and Gary learn that the house is shrinking, its back to normal.
*When SpongeBob's 2nd pineapple appears, Gary is banished permanently from the screen in the episode's solution and end.

==Transcript==
[[Episode Transctipt: Home Sweet Pineapple]]

==Video==
*[http://watchspongebobonline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-1-episode-5-home-sweet-pineapple/ Home Sweet Pineapple Video]

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!'''Airdate'''
!'''Title'''
!'''Description'''
!'''Screenshot'''
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|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''101'''
|<center>http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn449/spongebobfan657/HouseFancytitlecard75px-1.jpg</center>
|'''June 6, 2008'''
|[[House Fancy (Episode)|House Fancy]]
| Squidward gets jealous of Squilliam's paradise house and says his house is better then Squilliam's.
|<center>[[Image:Shichker - Bathroom.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Image:Krabby Road.Card.JPG|75px]]</center>
|'''March 3, 2008'''
|[[Krabby Road (Episode)|Krabby Road]]
| After escaping from Bikini Bottom Jail, Plankton makes up a new plan to get the formula by making up a band!
|<center>[[Image:Krabbyroadausschnitt.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''102'''
|http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn449/spongebobfan657/SpongeBob%20random%20-%20title%20cards%20places%20etc/PennyFoolish-1.jpg
|'''March 7, 2008'''
|[[Penny Foolish (Episode)|Penny Foolish]]
| Mr. Krabs becomes obsessed when SpongeBob found a penny and attempts to steal it.
|<center>[[Image:Pennyscreen.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Image:Nautical.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''March 29, 2008'''
|[[Nautical Novice (Episode)|Nautical Novice]]
| SpongeBob memorises a long book called "The History of All Boating Ever"
|<center>[[Image:Nauticalscreen.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''103'''
|<center>[[Image:Spongicus ep.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''March 29, 2008'''
|[[Spongicus (Episode)|Spongicus]]
| Plankton tears down the [[Chum Bucket]] and builds a coliseum in its place and holds a gladiator show.
|<center>[[Image:Spongicuscreen.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Image:Suction Cup Symphony.Card.JPG|75px]]</center>
|'''March 6, 2008'''
|[[Suction Cup Symphony (Episode)|Suction Cup Symphony]]
| Squidward tries to compose a music piece for the Bikini Bottom Orchestra, but keeps getting interrupted by SpongeBob and Patrick.
|<center>[[Image:Symphonyscreen.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''104'''
|<center>[[Image:NotNormal.Card.JPG|75px]]</center>
|'''March 4, 2008'''
|[[Not Normal (Episode)|Not Normal]]
| After being told by Squidward that he is not normal, SpongeBob decides to become "[[Normal]]".
|<center>[[Image:Normal SpongeBob.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Image:Gone.Card.JPG|75px]]</center>
|'''March 5, 2008'''
|[[Gone (Episode)|Gone]]
| SpongeBob finds that everyone in Bikini Bottom is gone.
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''105'''
|<center>[[Image:TheSplinter.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''June 2, 2008'''
|[[The Splinter (Episode)|The Splinter]]
| SpongeBob tries to remove a splinter before Mr. Krabs learns about it and sends him home early.
|<center>http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll383/Superguy88_2008/TheSplinterscreenshot-1.jpg</center>
|-
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''TBA'''
|[[Slide Whistle Stooges (Episode)|Slide Whistle Stooges]]
| SpongeBob and Patrick get new slide whistles and annoy Squidward with their endless playing, but he soon falls to the charm of the toy and gets one for himself, much to the aggravation of everyone in town.
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''106'''
|<center>[[Image:ALifeinaDay.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''June 4, 2008'''
|[[A Life in the Day (Episode)|A Life in the Day]]
| Daredevil Larry the Lobster inspires Patrick to live dangerously, but SpongeBob wants to play safe.
|http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll383/Superguy88_2008/ALifeintheDayscreenshot.jpg
|-
|<center>[[Image:SunBleached.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''June 5, 2008'''
|[[Sun Bleached (Episode)|Sun Bleached]]
| Too much sunshine dries out and whitens SpongeBob, who is in danger of cracking and turning to dust.
|http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll383/Superguy88_2008/SunBleachedscreenshot.jpg
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''107'''
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''June 3, 2008'''
|[[Giant Squidward (Episode)|Giant Squidward]]
| Being sprayed by plant fertilizer turns Squidward into a giant who scares the entire town except for SpongeBob.
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''August 4, 2008'''
|[[No Nose Knows (Episode)|No Nose Knows]]
|Patrick vows to eliminate all the terrible odors when he gets a nose for the first time.
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''108'''
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''August 5, 2008'''
|[[The Patty Caper]]
|When the Krabby Patty special ingredient is stolen, SpongeBob goes on a search for it.
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''August 6, 2008'''
|[[Plankton's Regular]]
|Plankton is shocked to learn that he actually has a regular customer at the Chum Bucket, who loves to eat there.
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''109'''
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''August 7, 2008'''
|[[Grooming Gary]]
|SpongeBob enters Gary into a pet show, but Gary isn't too happy about it.
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''August 8, 2008'''
|[[Boating Buddies]]
|While trying to run away from SpongeBob, Squidward gets a speeding ticket and gets sent to Boating School, where SpongeBob is happy to have him as his new friend in class.
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|-
|align="center" rowspan="2"|'''110'''
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''TBA'''
|[[The Krabby Kronicle]]
|TBA
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|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''TBA'''
|TBA
|TBA
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|-
|- bgcolor="#ffffff"
|align="center" rowspan="1"|'''111'''
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|'''October 13, 2008'''
|[[Who Bob What Pants? (Episode)|Who Bob What Pants?]]
|[[SpongeBob]] loses his memory and ends up as the mayor of Kelp City. Now, he must decide if he wants to go home with strangers, or stay as a mayor where he is a hero.
|<center>[[Image:.jpg|75px]]</center>
|}

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