Editing Episode Transcript: Glove World R.I.P.

(At [[SpongeBob's House|SpongeBob's Pineapple]])


'''([[SpongeBob]]''' is reading a book in his library when a cart from a roller coaster of [[Glove World]] full of Glove World costumers come crashing through his library wall, knocking down a whole shelf full of books. It takes SpongeBob a few seconds to notice.)

'''SpongeBob''':(slams book shut)Ah, guests. Could I offer you some lemonade?(blinks twice)

'''[[Billy (Teenager)|Billy]]''':(angrily) Man, that has to the worst amusement park ever been to! I mean, we're lucky to escape with our lives.

'''[[Harold]]''':(angrily) I agree! The world would be a much better place when Glove World is gone for good!(everybody in the cart applauds.)

'''SpongeBob''': Excuse me, did you just mention Glove World?

'''Billy''': Yeah, Glove World. They're gonna close it... tomorrow. Forever!

'''SpongeBob''': Close Glove World? Has the world gone mad?!

'''Billy''': Well, it depends on your definition-

'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry, I gotta go! (frantic squeals)

'''Billy''': What about our lemonade?

(SpongeBob is heading to Patrick's Rock to tell him what he heard.)

'''SpongeBob''':(sweating) Patrick!

'''[[Patrick]]''': I can't come out now, SpongeBob, I'm taking a shower.

'''SpongeBob''': But, Patrick, it's Glove World. They're gonna-

'''Patrick''': Glove World?

'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, wait!

(They, Patrick and SpongeBob, are now at Glove World)

'''SpongeBob''': There it is, Patrick. Glove World.

'''Patrick''': Look at that guy. He must be the owner.

'''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh, come on. (walks up to owner with Patrick.)Excuse us, sir. We heard a horrible rumor that you're going to close Glove World forever.  

'''Patrick''': Close Glove World? Has the world gone mad?! (scene cuts to behind Patrick's naked body.)

'''Owner''': Here son, take this. You don't want to catch a cold. (the owner hands Patrick his glove hat)

'''Patrick''': (Patrick is struggling and trying his hardest to put that glove on.) Feels good.

'''SpongeBob''': Ooh, that looks glovley on you, Patrick.

'''Patrick''': Fits like a glove.

'''SpongeBob''': Glove size fits all.

'''Patrick''': A penny saved is a penny gloved.

'''SpongeBob''': You can lead a glove to glove, but you can't make him glove.

'''Patrick''': She gloves me, she gloves me not.

'''SpongeBob''': All's fair in glove and war.

'''Patrick''': Glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, GLOVE, GLOVE, GLOVE, GLOVE, GLOVE, GLOVE, GLOVE, GLOVE, GLOVE, GLOVE, GLOVE, glove.

'''Owner''': Wow. Enjoy the hat. Now if you folks will excuse me, I have a rickity old amusement park to close down.

'''SpongeBob''': Then the rumors are true. You are gonna close down Glove World.

'''Owner''': Yup.

'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': (SpongeBob and Patrick wiggle a little, then scream.) No! (The owner covers his ears.)

'''Owner''': I understand your concern but really-

'''Spongebob and Patrick''': No! (It backs up on Glove World, revealing that the whole amusement park could hear them.)

'''SpongeBob''': Oh, please Mr. Soon-To-Be-Ex-Owner of Glove World, could you see it in your heart, to let us ride all our favorite rides just one last time?

'''Patrick''': For old times' ride's sake?


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