Episode Transcript: Bummer Jobs - Revision history

Myotis: Text replace - "’re " to "’re "

2025-05-28T16:18:15Z

Text replace - "’re " to "’re "

Myotis: Text replace - "’re" to "’re "

2025-05-28T16:09:22Z

Text replace - "’re" to "’re "

Myotis: Text replace - "’re" to "’re "

2025-05-28T15:50:00Z

Text replace - "’re" to "’re "

Myotis: Text replace - "'re " to "’re"

2025-05-28T15:43:17Z

Text replace - "'re " to "’re"

Myotis: Text replace - "'ll" to "’ll"

2025-05-28T04:00:14Z

Text replace - "'ll" to "’ll"

Myotis: Text replace - "'s" to "’s"

2025-05-27T17:16:23Z

Text replace - "'s" to "’s"

67.240.101.13 at 00:52, 9 November 2024

2024-11-09T00:52:11Z

67.240.101.13 at 00:51, 9 November 2024

2024-11-09T00:51:14Z

135.26.65.196 at 23:19, 19 September 2023

2023-09-19T23:19:01Z

135.26.65.196: Created page with "''[The episode begins with the title design appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.]'' '''Squidward''': [sighs happ..."

2023-09-19T23:14:40Z

Created page with "*''[The episode begins with the title design appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.]'' *'''Squidward''': [sighs happ..."

New page

*''[The episode begins with the title design appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.]''
*'''Squidward''': [sighs happily] Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... [The camera zooms out to reveal Squidward fishing on the roof of the star house.] ...for a deadbeat! [laughs evilly]
*''[He appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it. Then, when he reels it up...]''
*'''Squidward''': Gotcha! You're paying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. [strains] Huh? What the...? [he opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response]
''*[Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching TV, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons.]''
*'''Cecil''': [happy] Would you look at that? I just made six bucks in coupons from a magic floating newspaper!
*'''Squidina''': Way to go, Dad!
*'''Cecil''': Time to get ready! ''[tying his tie]'' The sea bunny runs around the coral away from the barracuda and then hops back in his hole. ''[it then shows that Cecil made it a little too tight.]''
*'''Bunny''': ''[just arriving in the room]'' So dapper. ''[kisses Cecil, who then chuckles]'' We'll be back later!
*'''Patrick''': Wait! ''[jumps off the couch and grunts]'' "Be back" means that you left. Where you going?
*Cecil: To our jobs, of course.
*'''Patrick''': ''[confused]'' What is jobs? ''[moves his jaw sideways]''
*'''Bunny''': ''[whispers to Cecil]'' Dear, I think it's time for the talk.
*''[Cecil then walks over to a little Patrick who looks like he's ready for a baseball game.]''
:'''Cecil''': ''[calmly]'' Put down the baseball mitt, son. ''[Patrick does just that]'' You see, Patrick, when an employee and an employer love each other very much, a brand-new job is born! ''[Patrick looks in awe.]''

@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 (episode begins with the episode’s title appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock)
-'''Squidward''': (sighs happily) Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... (camera zooms out to reveal that Squidward is fishing on the roof of the star house) ...for a deadbeat! (laughs evilly. Appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it) Gotcha! You’re  paying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. (strains) Huh? What the...? (opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response. Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching television, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons)
+'''Squidward''': (sighs happily) Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... (camera zooms out to reveal that Squidward is fishing on the roof of the star house) ...for a deadbeat! (laughs evilly. Appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it) Gotcha! You’re paying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. (strains) Huh? What the...? (opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response. Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching television, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons)
 '''Cecil''': Would you look at that? I just made six bucks in coupons from a magic floating newspaper!

@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 (episode begins with the episode’s title appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock)
-'''Squidward''': (sighs happily) Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... (camera zooms out to reveal that Squidward is fishing on the roof of the star house) ...for a deadbeat! (laughs evilly. Appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it) Gotcha! You’re paying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. (strains) Huh? What the...? (opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response. Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching television, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons)
+'''Squidward''': (sighs happily) Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... (camera zooms out to reveal that Squidward is fishing on the roof of the star house) ...for a deadbeat! (laughs evilly. Appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it) Gotcha! You’re  paying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. (strains) Huh? What the...? (opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response. Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching television, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons)
 '''Cecil''': Would you look at that? I just made six bucks in coupons from a magic floating newspaper!

@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 (episode begins with the episode’s title appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock)
-'''Squidward''': (sighs happily) Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... (camera zooms out to reveal that Squidward is fishing on the roof of the star house) ...for a deadbeat! (laughs evilly. Appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it) Gotcha! You’repaying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. (strains) Huh? What the...? (opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response. Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching television, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons)
+'''Squidward''': (sighs happily) Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... (camera zooms out to reveal that Squidward is fishing on the roof of the star house) ...for a deadbeat! (laughs evilly. Appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it) Gotcha! You’re paying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. (strains) Huh? What the...? (opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response. Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching television, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons)
 '''Cecil''': Would you look at that? I just made six bucks in coupons from a magic floating newspaper!

@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 (episode begins with the episode’s title appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock)
-'''Squidward''': (sighs happily) Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... (camera zooms out to reveal that Squidward is fishing on the roof of the star house) ...for a deadbeat! (laughs evilly. Appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it) Gotcha! You're paying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. (strains) Huh? What the...? (opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response. Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching television, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons)
+'''Squidward''': (sighs happily) Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... (camera zooms out to reveal that Squidward is fishing on the roof of the star house) ...for a deadbeat! (laughs evilly. Appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it) Gotcha! You’repaying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. (strains) Huh? What the...? (opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response. Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching television, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons)
 '''Cecil''': Would you look at that? I just made six bucks in coupons from a magic floating newspaper!

@@ Line 24: / Line 24: @@
 '''Cecil''': Time to get ready! (begins tying his tie) The sea bunny runs around the coral away from the barracuda and then hops back in his hole. (it’s shown that Cecil made it a little too tight)
-'''Bunny''': (arrives) So dapper. (kisses Cecil, who then chuckles)  We'll be back later!
+'''Bunny''': (arrives) So dapper. (kisses Cecil, who then chuckles)  We’ll be back later!
 '''Patrick''': Wait! (jumps off the couch and grunts) "Be back" means that you left. Where you going?

@@ Line 14: / Line 14: @@
 ==Dialogue==
-(episode begins with the episode's title appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock)
+(episode begins with the episode’s title appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock)
 '''Squidward''': (sighs happily) Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... (camera zooms out to reveal that Squidward is fishing on the roof of the star house) ...for a deadbeat! (laughs evilly. Appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it) Gotcha! You're paying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. (strains) Huh? What the...? (opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response. Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching television, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons)
@@ Line 22: / Line 22: @@
 '''Squidina''': Way to go, Dad!
-'''Cecil''': Time to get ready! (begins tying his tie) The sea bunny runs around the coral away from the barracuda and then hops back in his hole. (it's shown that Cecil made it a little too tight)
+'''Cecil''': Time to get ready! (begins tying his tie) The sea bunny runs around the coral away from the barracuda and then hops back in his hole. (it’s shown that Cecil made it a little too tight)
 '''Bunny''': (arrives) So dapper. (kisses Cecil, who then chuckles)  We'll be back later!
@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 '''Patrick''': (confused) What is jobs? (moves his jaw sideways)
-'''Bunny''': (whispers to Cecil) Dear, I think it's time for the talk. (Cecil then walks over to a little Patrick who looks like he's ready for a baseball game)
+'''Bunny''': (whispers to Cecil) Dear, I think it’s time for the talk. (Cecil then walks over to a little Patrick who looks like he’s ready for a baseball game)
 '''Cecil''': (calmly) Put down the baseball mitt, son. (Patrick does so) You see, Patrick, when an employee and an employer love each other very much, a brand-new job is born! (Patrick looks in awe)
 {{The Patrick Star Show Transcripts/Season 1}}

← Older revision		Revision as of 00:52, 9 November 2024
Line 3:		Line 3:


−	{{Transcript\|Late for Breakfast\|~~N/A\|Bummer Jobs~~}}	+	{{Transcript\|Bummer Jobs\|Late for Breakfast\|Stair Wars}}

	==Characters==		==Characters==

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-*''[The episode begins with the title design appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.]''
+{{Unfinished Transcript}}
-*'''Squidward''': [sighs happily] Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... [The camera zooms out to reveal Squidward fishing on the roof of the star house.] ...for a deadbeat! [laughs evilly]
-*''[He appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it. Then, when he reels it up...]''
-*'''Squidward''': Gotcha! You're paying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. [strains] Huh? What the...? [he opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response]
-*''[Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching TV, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons.]''
+{{Transcript|Late for Breakfast|N/A|Bummer Jobs}}
-*'''Cecil''': [happy] Would you look at that? I just made six bucks in coupons from a magic floating newspaper!
-*'''Squidina''': Way to go, Dad!
+==Characters==
-*'''Cecil''': Time to get ready! ''[tying his tie]'' The sea bunny runs around the coral away from the barracuda and then hops back in his hole. ''[it then shows that Cecil made it a little too tight.]''
+*[[Patrick Star]]
-*'''Bunny''': ''[just arriving in the room]'' So dapper. ''[kisses Cecil, who then chuckles]''  We'll be back later!
+*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
-*'''Patrick''': Wait! ''[jumps off the couch and grunts]'' "Be back" means that you left. Where you going?
+*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
-*Cecil: To our jobs, of course.
+*[[Cecil Star]]
-*'''Patrick''': ''[confused]'' What is jobs? ''[moves his jaw sideways]''
+*[[Bunny Star]]
-*'''Bunny''': ''[whispers to Cecil]'' Dear, I think it's time for the talk.
+*[[Squidina Star]]
-*''[Cecil then walks over to a little Patrick who looks like he's ready for a baseball game.]''
-:'''Cecil''': ''[calmly]'' Put down the baseball mitt, son. ''[Patrick does just that]'' You see, Patrick, when an employee and an employer love each other very much, a brand-new job is born! ''[Patrick looks in awe.]''
+==Dialogue==

Episode Transcript: Bummer Jobs - Revision history

Myotis: Text replace - "’re " to "’re "

Myotis: Text replace - "’re" to "’re "

Myotis: Text replace - "’re" to "’re "

Myotis: Text replace - "'re " to "’re"

Myotis: Text replace - "'ll" to "’ll"

Myotis: Text replace - "'s" to "’s"

67.240.101.13 at 00:52, 9 November 2024

67.240.101.13 at 00:51, 9 November 2024

135.26.65.196 at 23:19, 19 September 2023

135.26.65.196: Created page with "*''[The episode begins with the title design appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.]'' *'''Squidward''': [sighs happ..."

135.26.65.196: Created page with "''[The episode begins with the title design appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.]'' '''Squidward''': [sighs happ..."