Episode Transcript: Pet or Pests - Revision history

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 Mr. Krabs: Get that disgusting vermin out of me restaurant, PRONTO!
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 Mr. Krabs: Get that disgusting vermin out of me restaurant, PRONTO!
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 '''Patrick''': There’s nothing to be afraid of, SpongeBob. It’s just a little worm. See?
-'''SpongeBob''': You’re  right, Patrick. I’m sorry we destroyed your nest, little worm. I promise it won’t happen again. (the worm rubs its head on SpongeBob’s hand) Look Patrick!
+'''SpongeBob''': You’re right, Patrick. I’m sorry we destroyed your nest, little worm. I promise it won’t happen again. (the worm rubs its head on SpongeBob’s hand) Look Patrick!
 '''Patrick''': Looks like he’s taking a fancy to you.
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 '''Patrick''': Something tells me they don’t like each other.
-'''SpongeBob''': Come on now. Guys, come on. Let’s touch soft spots in a friendly manner. See? You’re  just saying hi. That’s right. There you go, that’s it. Oh, I knew you could get along. There, there you go. See? Friends. Oh my goodness! Patrick-- Oh! Oh, Patrick, please do something!
+'''SpongeBob''': Come on now. Guys, come on. Let’s touch soft spots in a friendly manner. See? You’re just saying hi. That’s right. There you go, that’s it. Oh, I knew you could get along. There, there you go. See? Friends. Oh my goodness! Patrick-- Oh! Oh, Patrick, please do something!
 '''Patrick''': Uh, SpongeBob, I gotta get going. See you later now.

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 '''Patrick''': There’s nothing to be afraid of, SpongeBob. It’s just a little worm. See?
-'''SpongeBob''': You’re right, Patrick. I’m sorry we destroyed your nest, little worm. I promise it won’t happen again. (the worm rubs its head on SpongeBob’s hand) Look Patrick!
+'''SpongeBob''': You’re  right, Patrick. I’m sorry we destroyed your nest, little worm. I promise it won’t happen again. (the worm rubs its head on SpongeBob’s hand) Look Patrick!
 '''Patrick''': Looks like he’s taking a fancy to you.
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 '''Patrick''': Something tells me they don’t like each other.
-'''SpongeBob''': Come on now. Guys, come on. Let’s touch soft spots in a friendly manner. See? You’re just saying hi. That’s right. There you go, that’s it. Oh, I knew you could get along. There, there you go. See? Friends. Oh my goodness! Patrick-- Oh! Oh, Patrick, please do something!
+'''SpongeBob''': Come on now. Guys, come on. Let’s touch soft spots in a friendly manner. See? You’re  just saying hi. That’s right. There you go, that’s it. Oh, I knew you could get along. There, there you go. See? Friends. Oh my goodness! Patrick-- Oh! Oh, Patrick, please do something!
 '''Patrick''': Uh, SpongeBob, I gotta get going. See you later now.

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 '''Patrick''': There’s nothing to be afraid of, SpongeBob. It’s just a little worm. See?
-'''SpongeBob''': You’reright, Patrick. I’m sorry we destroyed your nest, little worm. I promise it won’t happen again. (the worm rubs its head on SpongeBob’s hand) Look Patrick!
+'''SpongeBob''': You’re right, Patrick. I’m sorry we destroyed your nest, little worm. I promise it won’t happen again. (the worm rubs its head on SpongeBob’s hand) Look Patrick!
 '''Patrick''': Looks like he’s taking a fancy to you.
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 '''Patrick''': Something tells me they don’t like each other.
-'''SpongeBob''': Come on now. Guys, come on. Let’s touch soft spots in a friendly manner. See? You’rejust saying hi. That’s right. There you go, that’s it. Oh, I knew you could get along. There, there you go. See? Friends. Oh my goodness! Patrick-- Oh! Oh, Patrick, please do something!
+'''SpongeBob''': Come on now. Guys, come on. Let’s touch soft spots in a friendly manner. See? You’re just saying hi. That’s right. There you go, that’s it. Oh, I knew you could get along. There, there you go. See? Friends. Oh my goodness! Patrick-- Oh! Oh, Patrick, please do something!
 '''Patrick''': Uh, SpongeBob, I gotta get going. See you later now.

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 '''Mrs. Puff''': (her house gets destroyed) I hate Mondays!
-'''SpongeBob''': Don’t worry, little worms. I know a place we can go to find homes for every single one of you! Good morning, ma'am. How are you today? Could I interest you in some... Ma'am? That whistling. It’s Larry Lobster! Hi, Larry, what are you up to?
+'''SpongeBob''': Don’t worry, little worms. I know a place we can go to find homes for every single one of you! Good morning, ma’am. How are you today? Could I interest you in some... Ma'am? That whistling. It’s Larry Lobster! Hi, Larry, what are you up to?
 '''Larry''': Do I know you?

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 '''Mrs. Puff''': A what? (screams and becomes horrified of the baby worms, and then inflates herself destroying her house)
-'''SpongeBob''': I'll just come back later, Mrs. Puff. Have a nice day!
+'''SpongeBob''': I’ll just come back later, Mrs. Puff. Have a nice day!
 '''Mrs. Puff''': (her house gets destroyed) I hate Mondays!
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 '''SpongeBob''': Well, yeah.
-'''Larry''': I'll take them off your hands.
+'''Larry''': I’ll take them off your hands.
 '''SpongeBob''': Really?

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 (episode starts with SpongeBob and Patrick playing Leap-Frog)
-'''Patrick''': Okay SpongeBob! It’s your turn! I'm ready!
+'''Patrick''': Okay SpongeBob! It’s your turn! I’m ready!
 '''SpongeBob''': Okay Patrick! Here I come! (runs and leaps over Patrick)
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 '''Patrick''': There’s nothing to be afraid of, SpongeBob. It’s just a little worm. See?
-'''SpongeBob''': You're right, Patrick. I'm sorry we destroyed your nest, little worm. I promise it won’t happen again. (the worm rubs its head on SpongeBob’s hand) Look Patrick!
+'''SpongeBob''': You're right, Patrick. I’m sorry we destroyed your nest, little worm. I promise it won’t happen again. (the worm rubs its head on SpongeBob’s hand) Look Patrick!
 '''Patrick''': Looks like he’s taking a fancy to you.

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 (episode starts with SpongeBob and Patrick playing Leap-Frog)
-'''Patrick''': Okay SpongeBob! It's your turn! I'm ready!
+'''Patrick''': Okay SpongeBob! It’s your turn! I'm ready!
 '''SpongeBob''': Okay Patrick! Here I come! (runs and leaps over Patrick)
-'''Patrick''': Nice landing! (rolls, leaps and lands on his head and hands) Darn, I missed! (suddenly lets go of the ground; as he's in the air) SpongeBob, look out for my body! (falls onto SpongeBob. They both fall off a cliff and land on a nest)
+'''Patrick''': Nice landing! (rolls, leaps and lands on his head and hands) Darn, I missed! (suddenly lets go of the ground; as he’s in the air) SpongeBob, look out for my body! (falls onto SpongeBob. They both fall off a cliff and land on a nest)
 '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, maybe we should play something that involves less thinking.
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 '''SpongeBob''': Well, who knows how long it ... AH! Mother of Neptune! Get away from me! Get away from me!
-'''Patrick''': There's nothing to be afraid of, SpongeBob. It's just a little worm. See?
+'''Patrick''': There’s nothing to be afraid of, SpongeBob. It’s just a little worm. See?
-'''SpongeBob''': You're right, Patrick. I'm sorry we destroyed your nest, little worm. I promise it won’t happen again. (the worm rubs its head on SpongeBob's hand) Look Patrick!
+'''SpongeBob''': You're right, Patrick. I'm sorry we destroyed your nest, little worm. I promise it won’t happen again. (the worm rubs its head on SpongeBob’s hand) Look Patrick!
-'''Patrick''': Looks like he's taking a fancy to you.
+'''Patrick''': Looks like he’s taking a fancy to you.
 '''SpongeBob''': Yeah. Hey! Why don’t we invite "Mr. Wormsley" to stay at my place? At least until his nest grows back.
-'''Patrick''': That sounds delightful! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob and Patrick arriving at SpongeBob's place)
+'''Patrick''': That sounds delightful! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob and Patrick arriving at SpongeBob’s place)
-'''SpongeBob''':Gary! (knocks the door) Make yourself decent. (laughs) You have a visitor. (Gary goes to sleep, then wakes up) Gary, wake up! (opens the door; whispering) Patrick, just bring in here. Careful now, that's right.
+'''SpongeBob''':Gary! (knocks the door) Make yourself decent. (laughs) You have a visitor. (Gary goes to sleep, then wakes up) Gary, wake up! (opens the door; whispering) Patrick, just bring in here. Careful now, that’s right.
 '''Gary''': Meow.
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 '''Gary''': Meow?
-'''SpongeBob''': That's right, say hello to Mr. Wormsley. (shows Mr. Wormsely. Then Gary hisses at him and Mr. Wormsley barks at him. They start to growl at each other)
+'''SpongeBob''': That’s right, say hello to Mr. Wormsley. (shows Mr. Wormsely. Then Gary hisses at him and Mr. Wormsley barks at him. They start to growl at each other)
 '''Patrick''': Something tells me they don’t like each other.
-'''SpongeBob''': Come on now. Guys, come on. Let's touch soft spots in a friendly manner. See? You're just saying hi. That's right. There you go, that's it. Oh, I knew you could get along. There, there you go. See? Friends. Oh my goodness! Patrick-- Oh! Oh, Patrick, please do something!
+'''SpongeBob''': Come on now. Guys, come on. Let’s touch soft spots in a friendly manner. See? You're just saying hi. That’s right. There you go, that’s it. Oh, I knew you could get along. There, there you go. See? Friends. Oh my goodness! Patrick-- Oh! Oh, Patrick, please do something!
 '''Patrick''': Uh, SpongeBob, I gotta get going. See you later now.
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 (Skipping to later...)
-'''SpongeBob''': Baby worms, see? (Squidward looks at the worms, one of them spray green goo on his face) Aren’t they just adorable at that age? (Squidward shuts the door) So how many did you want? (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob ringing Mrs. Puff's doorbell)
+'''SpongeBob''': Baby worms, see? (Squidward looks at the worms, one of them spray green goo on his face) Aren’t they just adorable at that age? (Squidward shuts the door) So how many did you want? (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob ringing Mrs. Puff’s doorbell)
-'''Mrs. Puff''': Yes? Oh, it's you SpongeBob. What are you, um... doing here? (giggles) Not at the teacher's most enthusiastic student isn’t welcome in her house. (SpongeBob still rings the doorbell. Sighs. SpongeBob looks down at the ground and lets go of the doorbell)
+'''Mrs. Puff''': Yes? Oh, it’s you SpongeBob. What are you, um... doing here? (giggles) Not at the teacher’s most enthusiastic student isn’t welcome in her house. (SpongeBob still rings the doorbell. Sighs. SpongeBob looks down at the ground and lets go of the doorbell)
 '''SpongeBob''': Good morning, Mrs. Puff.
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 '''Mrs. Puff''': (her house gets destroyed) I hate Mondays!
-'''SpongeBob''': Don’t worry, little worms. I know a place we can go to find homes for every single one of you! Good morning, ma'am. How are you today? Could I interest you in some... Ma'am? That whistling. It's Larry Lobster! Hi, Larry, what are you up to?
+'''SpongeBob''': Don’t worry, little worms. I know a place we can go to find homes for every single one of you! Good morning, ma'am. How are you today? Could I interest you in some... Ma'am? That whistling. It’s Larry Lobster! Hi, Larry, what are you up to?
 '''Larry''': Do I know you?
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 '''SpongeBob''': Oh, Larry, wait.
-'''Larry''': No time now. Somewhere, there's sand that needs kicking.
+'''Larry''': No time now. Somewhere, there’s sand that needs kicking.
 '''SpongeBob''': Okay. I was just gonna see if you wanted one of these poor lonely baby worms.
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 '''SpongeBob''': Really?
-'''Larry''': Sure, why not? That's just what the nutritionist ordered: Raw protein.
+'''Larry''': Sure, why not? That’s just what the nutritionist ordered: Raw protein.
 (Skipping to later again...)