Episode Transcript: Squid’s Day Off - Revision history

Myotis: Myotis moved page Episode Transcript: Squid's Day Off to Episode Transcript: Squid’s Day Off: Text replace - "'s " to "’s "

2025-05-29T17:12:27Z

Myotis moved page Episode Transcript: Squid's Day Off to Episode Transcript: Squid’s Day Off: Text replace - "'s " to "’s "

Myotis: Myotis moved page Episode Transcript: Squid’s Day Off to Episode Transcript: Squid's Day Off over a redirect without leaving a redirect: Text replace - "’s " to "'s "

2025-05-29T17:04:06Z

Myotis moved page Episode Transcript: Squid’s Day Off to Episode Transcript: Squid's Day Off over a redirect without leaving a redirect: Text replace - "’s " to "'s "

Myotis: Text replace - "’re " to "’re "

2025-05-28T16:18:43Z

Text replace - "’re " to "’re "

Myotis: Text replace - "’re " to "’re "

2025-05-28T16:17:27Z

Text replace - "’re " to "’re "

Myotis: Text replace - "’re" to "’re "

2025-05-28T16:12:31Z

Text replace - "’re" to "’re "

Myotis: Text replace - "’re" to "’re "

2025-05-28T15:52:19Z

Text replace - "’re" to "’re "

Myotis: Text replace - "'re " to "’re"

2025-05-28T15:44:34Z

Text replace - "'re " to "’re"

Myotis: Text replace - "'ll" to "’ll"

2025-05-28T04:04:29Z

Text replace - "'ll" to "’ll"

Myotis: Text replace - "I'm" to "I’m"

2025-05-27T19:44:17Z

Text replace - "I'm" to "I’m"

Myotis: Text replace - "in' " to "in’ "

2025-05-27T18:57:09Z

Text replace - "in' " to "in’ "

@@ Line 68: / Line 68: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' You forgot to teach me how to use...the cash register.
-'''Squidward:''' You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re  on your own. (walks off)
+'''Squidward:''' You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re on your own. (walks off)
 '''SpongeBob:''' (hugging the cash register) I can’t believe this is really happening. (sits on the cash register box) Today, I start living! (scene cuts to Squidward walking outside)
@@ Line 136: / Line 136: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker. He makes me proud to wear these hats. (cut to Squidward’s house. Squidward puts all sorts of door locks on his door so he can’t get out)
-'''Squidward:''' There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re  a... toilet. You’re  losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
+'''Squidward:''' There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re a... toilet. You’re losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands yet? (goes under the water)

@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait. Squidward, I’m putting you in charge of thing around here while I’m gone.
-'''Squidward:''' (smiles) You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs' arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You’re  in our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars)
+'''Squidward:''' (smiles) You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs' arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You’re in our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh, really?
@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' The cash register...wow! Squidward, who’s gonna work the grill?
-'''Squidward:''' You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You’re  gonna take the orders, then you’re  gonna make them! (puts his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)
+'''Squidward:''' You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You’re gonna take the orders, then you’re gonna make them! (puts his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh... This is the best day of my life!
@@ Line 68: / Line 68: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' You forgot to teach me how to use...the cash register.
-'''Squidward:''' You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re   on your own. (walks off)
+'''Squidward:''' You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re  on your own. (walks off)
 '''SpongeBob:''' (hugging the cash register) I can’t believe this is really happening. (sits on the cash register box) Today, I start living! (scene cuts to Squidward walking outside)
@@ Line 116: / Line 116: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles! (puts the spatula in his forehead) Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge. (scene cuts to Squidward’s house)
-'''Squidward:''' Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You’re  losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)
+'''Squidward:''' Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You’re losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)
 '''SpongeBob:''' I will destroy the Krusty Krab. (Squidward screams and throws the mirror at the wall. Runs to the Krusty Krab)
@@ Line 128: / Line 128: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house, then back to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward keeps running back and forth while SpongeBob is repeating 'have you finished those errands?' Finally, Squidward enters the Krusty Krab and stops) Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?
-'''Squidward:''' No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you’re  up to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!
+'''Squidward:''' No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you’re up to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!
 '''SpongeBob:''' But I haven’t...
@@ Line 136: / Line 136: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker. He makes me proud to wear these hats. (cut to Squidward’s house. Squidward puts all sorts of door locks on his door so he can’t get out)
-'''Squidward:''' There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re   a... toilet. You’re   losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
+'''Squidward:''' There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re  a... toilet. You’re  losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands yet? (goes under the water)
-'''Squidward:''' A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you’re  in here. (gasps. SpongeBob is in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his shower cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I've got you now, SpongeBob!
+'''Squidward:''' A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you’re in here. (gasps. SpongeBob is in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his shower cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I've got you now, SpongeBob!
 '''Citizen:''' (puts her hand over her son’s eyes) Hey, put some clothes on!

@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait. Squidward, I’m putting you in charge of thing around here while I’m gone.
-'''Squidward:''' (smiles) You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs' arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You’re in our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars)
+'''Squidward:''' (smiles) You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs' arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You’re  in our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh, really?
@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' The cash register...wow! Squidward, who’s gonna work the grill?
-'''Squidward:''' You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You’re gonna take the orders, then you’re gonna make them! (puts his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)
+'''Squidward:''' You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You’re  gonna take the orders, then you’re  gonna make them! (puts his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh... This is the best day of my life!
@@ Line 68: / Line 68: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' You forgot to teach me how to use...the cash register.
-'''Squidward:''' You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re  on your own. (walks off)
+'''Squidward:''' You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re   on your own. (walks off)
 '''SpongeBob:''' (hugging the cash register) I can’t believe this is really happening. (sits on the cash register box) Today, I start living! (scene cuts to Squidward walking outside)
@@ Line 116: / Line 116: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles! (puts the spatula in his forehead) Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge. (scene cuts to Squidward’s house)
-'''Squidward:''' Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You’re losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)
+'''Squidward:''' Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You’re  losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)
 '''SpongeBob:''' I will destroy the Krusty Krab. (Squidward screams and throws the mirror at the wall. Runs to the Krusty Krab)
@@ Line 128: / Line 128: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house, then back to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward keeps running back and forth while SpongeBob is repeating 'have you finished those errands?' Finally, Squidward enters the Krusty Krab and stops) Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?
-'''Squidward:''' No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you’re up to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!
+'''Squidward:''' No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you’re  up to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!
 '''SpongeBob:''' But I haven’t...
@@ Line 136: / Line 136: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker. He makes me proud to wear these hats. (cut to Squidward’s house. Squidward puts all sorts of door locks on his door so he can’t get out)
-'''Squidward:''' There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re  a... toilet. You’re  losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
+'''Squidward:''' There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re   a... toilet. You’re   losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands yet? (goes under the water)
-'''Squidward:''' A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you’re in here. (gasps. SpongeBob is in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his shower cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I've got you now, SpongeBob!
+'''Squidward:''' A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you’re  in here. (gasps. SpongeBob is in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his shower cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I've got you now, SpongeBob!
 '''Citizen:''' (puts her hand over her son’s eyes) Hey, put some clothes on!

@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait. Squidward, I’m putting you in charge of thing around here while I’m gone.
-'''Squidward:''' (smiles) You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs' arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You’rein our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars)
+'''Squidward:''' (smiles) You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs' arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You’re in our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh, really?
@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' The cash register...wow! Squidward, who’s gonna work the grill?
-'''Squidward:''' You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You’regonna take the orders, then you’regonna make them! (puts his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)
+'''Squidward:''' You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You’re gonna take the orders, then you’re gonna make them! (puts his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh... This is the best day of my life!
@@ Line 68: / Line 68: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' You forgot to teach me how to use...the cash register.
-'''Squidward:''' You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re on your own. (walks off)
+'''Squidward:''' You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re  on your own. (walks off)
 '''SpongeBob:''' (hugging the cash register) I can’t believe this is really happening. (sits on the cash register box) Today, I start living! (scene cuts to Squidward walking outside)
@@ Line 116: / Line 116: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles! (puts the spatula in his forehead) Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge. (scene cuts to Squidward’s house)
-'''Squidward:''' Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You’relosing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)
+'''Squidward:''' Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You’re losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)
 '''SpongeBob:''' I will destroy the Krusty Krab. (Squidward screams and throws the mirror at the wall. Runs to the Krusty Krab)
@@ Line 128: / Line 128: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house, then back to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward keeps running back and forth while SpongeBob is repeating 'have you finished those errands?' Finally, Squidward enters the Krusty Krab and stops) Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?
-'''Squidward:''' No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you’reup to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!
+'''Squidward:''' No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you’re up to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!
 '''SpongeBob:''' But I haven’t...
@@ Line 136: / Line 136: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker. He makes me proud to wear these hats. (cut to Squidward’s house. Squidward puts all sorts of door locks on his door so he can’t get out)
-'''Squidward:''' There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re a... toilet. You’re losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
+'''Squidward:''' There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re  a... toilet. You’re  losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands yet? (goes under the water)
-'''Squidward:''' A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you’rein here. (gasps. SpongeBob is in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his shower cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I've got you now, SpongeBob!
+'''Squidward:''' A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you’re in here. (gasps. SpongeBob is in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his shower cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I've got you now, SpongeBob!
 '''Citizen:''' (puts her hand over her son’s eyes) Hey, put some clothes on!

@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 '''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait. Squidward, I’m putting you in charge of thing around here while I’m gone.
-'''Squidward:''' (smiles) You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs' arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You're in our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars)
+'''Squidward:''' (smiles) You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs' arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You’rein our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh, really?
@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' The cash register...wow! Squidward, who’s gonna work the grill?
-'''Squidward:''' You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You're gonna take the orders, then you're gonna make them! (puts his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)
+'''Squidward:''' You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You’regonna take the orders, then you’regonna make them! (puts his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh... This is the best day of my life!
@@ Line 116: / Line 116: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles! (puts the spatula in his forehead) Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge. (scene cuts to Squidward’s house)
-'''Squidward:''' Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You're losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)
+'''Squidward:''' Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You’relosing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)
 '''SpongeBob:''' I will destroy the Krusty Krab. (Squidward screams and throws the mirror at the wall. Runs to the Krusty Krab)
@@ Line 128: / Line 128: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house, then back to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward keeps running back and forth while SpongeBob is repeating 'have you finished those errands?' Finally, Squidward enters the Krusty Krab and stops) Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?
-'''Squidward:''' No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you're up to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!
+'''Squidward:''' No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you’reup to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!
 '''SpongeBob:''' But I haven’t...
@@ Line 140: / Line 140: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands yet? (goes under the water)
-'''Squidward:''' A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you're in here. (gasps. SpongeBob is in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his shower cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I've got you now, SpongeBob!
+'''Squidward:''' A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you’rein here. (gasps. SpongeBob is in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his shower cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I've got you now, SpongeBob!
 '''Citizen:''' (puts her hand over her son’s eyes) Hey, put some clothes on!

@@ Line 30: / Line 30: @@
 '''Squidward:''' No! (register drawer shoots open, knocking Squidward out of the way. A bunch of coins fall onto the floor. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where Mr. Krabs hears the money dropping)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' That sounds like me money dropping. (he opens his office door to find Squidward picking up the coins) What’s going on out here? My babies! (runs up to Squidward and shoves him away) Get away, you barbarian! What have you done? Nice, clean money...soiled! (scoops up the coins in his hands) I'll take care of ya. Let papa clean ya up. Clear the way! (he runs into the kitchen and starts washing them off in the sink) No, no, no, don’t cry, little ones.
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' That sounds like me money dropping. (he opens his office door to find Squidward picking up the coins) What’s going on out here? My babies! (runs up to Squidward and shoves him away) Get away, you barbarian! What have you done? Nice, clean money...soiled! (scoops up the coins in his hands) I’ll take care of ya. Let papa clean ya up. Clear the way! (he runs into the kitchen and starts washing them off in the sink) No, no, no, don’t cry, little ones.
 '''SpongeBob:''' What’s wrong, Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs gets scared and throws the dimes in the air)
@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' The cash register...wow! Squidward, who’s gonna work the grill?
-'''Squidward:''' You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You'll be wearing two hats now. You're gonna take the orders, then you're gonna make them! (puts his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)
+'''Squidward:''' You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You're gonna take the orders, then you're gonna make them! (puts his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh... This is the best day of my life!
@@ Line 72: / Line 72: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' (hugging the cash register) I can’t believe this is really happening. (sits on the cash register box) Today, I start living! (scene cuts to Squidward walking outside)
-'''Squidward:''' Well, Squidward, you've really outdone yourself this time. A beautiful day of relaxing and pampering, with pay. Hmmm, I guess I do kinda feel bad about poor little SpongeBob, all by his lonesome...ohh, ohh, it'll pass. He’s probably just standing at the register with that stupid grin on his face. (scene cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab with dopey looks on their faces)
+'''Squidward:''' Well, Squidward, you've really outdone yourself this time. A beautiful day of relaxing and pampering, with pay. Hmmm, I guess I do kinda feel bad about poor little SpongeBob, all by his lonesome...ohh, ohh, it’ll pass. He’s probably just standing at the register with that stupid grin on his face. (scene cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab with dopey looks on their faces)
 '''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob!
@@ Line 132: / Line 132: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' But I haven’t...
-'''Squidward:''' Okay, maybe you haven’t messed up yet, but you will. You WILL. (walks backwards) And when you do, I'll be there! I'll be there! (laughs)
+'''Squidward:''' Okay, maybe you haven’t messed up yet, but you will. You WILL. (walks backwards) And when you do, I’ll be there! I’ll be there! (laughs)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker. He makes me proud to wear these hats. (cut to Squidward’s house. Squidward puts all sorts of door locks on his door so he can’t get out)
-'''Squidward:''' There! Now I'll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait'll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re a... toilet. You’re losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I'll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
+'''Squidward:''' There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re a... toilet. You’re losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands yet? (goes under the water)
-'''Squidward:''' A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you're in here. (gasps. SpongeBob is in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I'll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his shower cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I've got you now, SpongeBob!
+'''Squidward:''' A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you're in here. (gasps. SpongeBob is in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his shower cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I've got you now, SpongeBob!
 '''Citizen:''' (puts her hand over her son’s eyes) Hey, put some clothes on!

@@ Line 42: / Line 42: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, not again. (Mr. Krabs hits the wall, which makes the shelf slant and drop a pan, a glass, another pan, a mug, a chest, an anchor, a buoy, a turtle, and a scuba suit on Mr. Krabs' head. A giant bump rises up on Mr. Krabs head, and then a dime falls on it, causing Mr. Krabs to blacken out. Scene cuts to an ambulance outside the Krusty Krab. Two paramedics are carrying out Mr. Krabs on a stretcher)
-'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait. Squidward, I'm putting you in charge of thing around here while I'm gone.
+'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait. Squidward, I’m putting you in charge of thing around here while I’m gone.
 '''Squidward:''' (smiles) You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs' arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You're in our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars)
@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 '''Squidward:''' Me too.
-'''SpongeBob:''' But wait, if I'm running the register and the grill, what are you gonna do?
+'''SpongeBob:''' But wait, if I’m running the register and the grill, what are you gonna do?
 '''Squidward:''' I’ve got some very important boss-like errands to run. See ya later. (he runs off)
@@ Line 92: / Line 92: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Do you want four quarters? (holds up four quarters) Or ten dimes? (shows ten dimes on his hand) Or twenty nickels? (shows ten nickels on each arm) Or one hundred pennies? (shows one hundred pennies on his back) Or one quarter, three dimes, seven nickels, and ten pennies? (shows the quarter on his nose, three dimes on his fingers, seven nickels on his thumb, and ten pennies, in the shape of the cent symbol, on his foot) Or, if you give me a five dollar bill, your options are...
-'''Squidward:''' Alright! Goodbye. (walks off. Scene cuts to Squidward’s house, where he comes out wearing sunglasses and has sunscreen on, carrying a lawn chair) This is great. My day off, no worries. Just relaxation. (sets his lawn chair down and puts sunscreen on himself) I'm the boss. I deserve this. Ah... (thinking) Everything will be fine. There won’t be any customers today anyway. He’ll probably just stand there, bored. (chuckles as he imagines SpongeBob behind the counter just standing there) SpongeBob, bored. (chuckles)
+'''Squidward:''' Alright! Goodbye. (walks off. Scene cuts to Squidward’s house, where he comes out wearing sunglasses and has sunscreen on, carrying a lawn chair) This is great. My day off, no worries. Just relaxation. (sets his lawn chair down and puts sunscreen on himself) I’m the boss. I deserve this. Ah... (thinking) Everything will be fine. There won’t be any customers today anyway. He’ll probably just stand there, bored. (chuckles as he imagines SpongeBob behind the counter just standing there) SpongeBob, bored. (chuckles)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Ehh, gettin’ kind of bored. (yawns and falls asleep. Krusty Krab catches on fire and Squidward tries to blow it out, but it’s a thought bubble. Begins to run to the Krusty Krab, but stops)
-'''Squidward:''' Oh, what am I doing? (he pulls out a watch) I am wasting valuable relaxing time here, that’s what I'm doing! I mean, really. What are the odds? SpongeBob setting the Krusty Krab on fire? (he walks back down the road, laughing. Then a fire engine whizzes by. Squidward is startled and runs to the restaurant with a fire extinguisher. He sprays the galley with foam. As the foam subsides, Squidward, now with a foam beard, walks over to SpongeBob, who has a foam mustache)
+'''Squidward:''' Oh, what am I doing? (he pulls out a watch) I am wasting valuable relaxing time here, that’s what I’m doing! I mean, really. What are the odds? SpongeBob setting the Krusty Krab on fire? (he walks back down the road, laughing. Then a fire engine whizzes by. Squidward is startled and runs to the restaurant with a fire extinguisher. He sprays the galley with foam. As the foam subsides, Squidward, now with a foam beard, walks over to SpongeBob, who has a foam mustache)
 '''SpongeBob:''' May I help you, sir?
@@ Line 104: / Line 104: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, hi, Squidward! (mustache falls off) How are those errands going?
-'''Squidward:''' What’s that supposed to mean? I'm very busy.
+'''Squidward:''' What’s that supposed to mean? I’m very busy.
-'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sure you are.
+'''SpongeBob:''' I’m sure you are.
 '''Squidward:''' I don’t like your tone.
-'''SpongeBob:''' (high-pitched voice) I'm sure you are. (normal voice again) How’s that?
+'''SpongeBob:''' (high-pitched voice) I’m sure you are. (normal voice again) How’s that?
 '''Squidward:''' Just do your jobs. (walks off)
@@ Line 136: / Line 136: @@
 '''SpongeBob:''' Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker. He makes me proud to wear these hats. (cut to Squidward’s house. Squidward puts all sorts of door locks on his door so he can’t get out)
-'''Squidward:''' There! Now I'll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I'm not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I'm really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait'll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re a... toilet. You’re losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I'll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
+'''Squidward:''' There! Now I'll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap, sitting in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob’s laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I've finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that it’s only the wind blowing onto the coral) ...branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I've got you now! Wait'll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re a... toilet. You’re losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I'll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)
 '''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands yet? (goes under the water)