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This is a transcript for the ''[[Astrology with Squidward]]'' short "Taurus."

==Characters==
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Patrick Star]] (as the zodiac sign "Taurus")

==Dialogue==
(short begins with the ''Astrology with Squidward'' logo on a purple background. The logo consists of Squidward on a orangish circle that says "'''ASTROLOGY WITH SQUIDWARD'''", doing a squat which is a form of yoga)

'''Announcer:''' ''And now, Astrology with Squidward...'' (romantic music plays. Fade to Squidward playing his clarinet with a poster and a red circle saying "TAURUS" with Patrick dressed up as a bull)

'''Squidward:''' Say Happy Birthday to "Taurus" the bull. Taurus is the most clumsy and ''oafish'' of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house, you're probably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of ''rubber''. My prediction for Taurus in the coming year: you will eat a wide variety of ''different'' foods. I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon Astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign, you owe me $5. (sound effects are heard. Plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends)

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 '''Announcer:''' ''And now, Astrology with Squidward...'' (romantic music plays. Fade to Squidward playing his clarinet with a poster and a red circle saying "TAURUS" with Patrick dressed up as a bull)
-'''Squidward:''' Say "Happy birthday" to "Taurus" the bull. Taurus is the most clumsy and ''oafish'' of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house, you’re probably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of ''rubber''. My prediction for Taurus in the coming year: you will eat a wide variety of ''different'' foods. I’m Squidward, your Nicktoon Astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign, you owe me $5. (sound effects are heard. Plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends)
+'''Squidward:''' Say "Happy birthday" to "Taurus" the bull. Taurus is the most clumsy and ''oafish'' of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house, you’re probably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of ''rubber''. My prediction for Taurus in the coming year: you will eat a wide variety of ''different'' foods. I’m Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign, you owe me $5. (sound effects are heard. Plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends)
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 '''Announcer:''' ''And now, Astrology with Squidward...'' (romantic music plays. Fade to Squidward playing his clarinet with a poster and a red circle saying "TAURUS" with Patrick dressed up as a bull)
-'''Squidward:''' Say "Happy birthday" to "Taurus" the bull. Taurus is the most clumsy and ''oafish'' of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house, you’reprobably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of ''rubber''. My prediction for Taurus in the coming year: you will eat a wide variety of ''different'' foods. I’m Squidward, your Nicktoon Astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign, you owe me $5. (sound effects are heard. Plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends)
+'''Squidward:''' Say "Happy birthday" to "Taurus" the bull. Taurus is the most clumsy and ''oafish'' of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house, you’re probably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of ''rubber''. My prediction for Taurus in the coming year: you will eat a wide variety of ''different'' foods. I’m Squidward, your Nicktoon Astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign, you owe me $5. (sound effects are heard. Plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends)
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 '''Announcer:''' ''And now, Astrology with Squidward...'' (romantic music plays. Fade to Squidward playing his clarinet with a poster and a red circle saying "TAURUS" with Patrick dressed up as a bull)
-'''Squidward:''' Say "Happy birthday" to "Taurus" the bull. Taurus is the most clumsy and ''oafish'' of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house, you're probably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of ''rubber''. My prediction for Taurus in the coming year: you will eat a wide variety of ''different'' foods. I’m Squidward, your Nicktoon Astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign, you owe me $5. (sound effects are heard. Plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends)
+'''Squidward:''' Say "Happy birthday" to "Taurus" the bull. Taurus is the most clumsy and ''oafish'' of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house, you’reprobably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of ''rubber''. My prediction for Taurus in the coming year: you will eat a wide variety of ''different'' foods. I’m Squidward, your Nicktoon Astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign, you owe me $5. (sound effects are heard. Plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends)
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 '''Announcer:''' ''And now, Astrology with Squidward...'' (romantic music plays. Fade to Squidward playing his clarinet with a poster and a red circle saying "TAURUS" with Patrick dressed up as a bull)
-'''Squidward:''' Say "Happy birthday" to "Taurus" the bull. Taurus is the most clumsy and ''oafish'' of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house, you're probably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of ''rubber''. My prediction for Taurus in the coming year: you will eat a wide variety of ''different'' foods. I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon Astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign, you owe me $5. (sound effects are heard. Plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends)
+'''Squidward:''' Say "Happy birthday" to "Taurus" the bull. Taurus is the most clumsy and ''oafish'' of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house, you're probably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of ''rubber''. My prediction for Taurus in the coming year: you will eat a wide variety of ''different'' foods. I’m Squidward, your Nicktoon Astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign, you owe me $5. (sound effects are heard. Plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends)
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