Counting Book

Revision as of 14:06, 20 March 2011

Counting book is a book from The Card. Patrick bought it.

Quotes

SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books.

Patrick: One, two, three, four...

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards?

Patrick: No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...

SpongeBob: One pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy cards, please.

Comic book dealer: (gets a pack of cards)

SpongeBob: All right!

Comic book dealer: Not so fast! Where's my dollar?

SpongeBob: (pulls out a roll of dollars and pulls one off) Here you are, my good sir.

Comic book dealer: Here you go, kid.

Patrick: Seventeen...

...

Comic book dealer: Ha ha! Those cards aren't worth nothin'. I wouldn't put those cards in the spokes of my bike. Now, if you wanna see a card worth talkin' about, check this one out.

...

Patrick: Ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy!

Books and Magazines in Bikini Bottom

Art • Art Wonk • Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages • Book of Shells • Book of Spells • Boring Science • Counting Book • Dance Now! • Dance Quarterly • Fake Science Monthly • Fancy Living Digest • Frown Digest • Girls World • Gossip • Gratitude Magazine • Guide to Fitness • Guiness O' Rippley’s Enormous Book of Curiosities, Oddities and World Records • House Fancy • How To Become A Fancy Waiter in Less Than 20 Minutes • How to Open Things • How To Read • How to Torture • Krusty Krab Industries Labor Agreement • Krusty Krab Training Manual • Krusty Krab Work Schedule • Lamps • Lazy Review • Long, Tan and Handsome • Man Ray Style • Maximizing Profit • Modern Crochet • Shell Spiffy • Showtime Weekly • Simple-Ton Magazine • SpongeBob’s Diary • Squid Ink • Squid Love • Texas Drawl • The Bikini Bottom Inquirer • The Customers of the Krusty Krab and Why I Love Them • The History of All Boating Ever... • The Land of Perpetual Excitement • The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Book • The Physics of Fun • Toxic Waste Monthly • Wonder Space Fish • Wrestling for Beginners Book

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