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Transcript: Astrology with Squidward - "Cancer"
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'''Announcer:''' ''And now, Astrology with Squidward...'' (romantic music plays. Fade to Squidward playing his clarinet with a poster and a blue circle saying "CANCER" and Mr. Krabs on it) | '''Announcer:''' ''And now, Astrology with Squidward...'' (romantic music plays. Fade to Squidward playing his clarinet with a poster and a blue circle saying "CANCER" and Mr. Krabs on it) | ||
| − | '''Squidward:''' (playing his clarinet) Happy Birthday to "Cancer", sign of the Krab. Not all Cancerians are "Krabby." But they are all good at causing problems and then blaming them on others. Many famous fibbers and elected officials are cancers. My prediction for cancer this week: you will fall asleep 7 times. (a sound effect is heard) Don’t worry, you'll wake up. | + | '''Squidward:''' (playing his clarinet) Happy Birthday to "Cancer", sign of the Krab. Not all Cancerians are "Krabby." But they are all good at causing problems and then blaming them on others. Many famous fibbers and elected officials are cancers. My prediction for cancer this week: you will fall asleep 7 times. (a sound effect is heard) Don’t worry, you'll wake up. I’m your Nick to Astrologer Squidward reminding you that is bad karma to eat animated seafood. (plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends) |
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Revision as of 20:46, 27 May 2025
This is a transcript for the Astrology with Squidward short "Cancer."
Characters
- Squidward Tentacles
- Eugene H. Krabs (as the zodiac sign "Cancer")
Dialogue
(short begins with the Astrology with Squidward logo on a purple background. The logo consists of Squidward on a orangish circle that says "ASTROLOGY WITH SQUIDWARD", doing a squat which is a form of yoga)
Announcer: And now, Astrology with Squidward... (romantic music plays. Fade to Squidward playing his clarinet with a poster and a blue circle saying "CANCER" and Mr. Krabs on it)
Squidward: (playing his clarinet) Happy Birthday to "Cancer", sign of the Krab. Not all Cancerians are "Krabby." But they are all good at causing problems and then blaming them on others. Many famous fibbers and elected officials are cancers. My prediction for cancer this week: you will fall asleep 7 times. (a sound effect is heard) Don’t worry, you'll wake up. I’m your Nick to Astrologer Squidward reminding you that is bad karma to eat animated seafood. (plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends)
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