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Don’t Be a Jerk (It’s Christmas)
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| − | '''Don’t Be a Jerk ( | + | '''Don’t Be a Jerk (It’s Christmas)''' is a song that was released as one of five new tracks featured in a re-release of ''[[SpongeBob’s Greatest Hits]]'' and is sung by [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] in [[It’s a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode)|It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!]] |
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
Bring joy to the world. | Bring joy to the world. | ||
| − | + | It’s the thing to do. | |
But the world does not revolve around you. | But the world does not revolve around you. | ||
Don’t be a jerk... | Don’t be a jerk... | ||
| − | + | It’s Christmas! | |
| − | + | There’s a sign above the line that says "Express." | |
That means ten items or less. | That means ten items or less. | ||
Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | ||
| − | + | It’s Christmas! | |
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too. | Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too. | ||
| − | 'Cause | + | 'Cause that’s how you’d like them to treat you. |
Use turn signals, don’t screen my calls. | Use turn signals, don’t screen my calls. | ||
Don’t you wreck my house when you deck the halls. | Don’t you wreck my house when you deck the halls. | ||
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Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. | Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. | ||
Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | ||
| − | + | It’s Christmas! | |
| − | + | It’s Christmas! | |
When others are talking, never interrupt. | When others are talking, never interrupt. | ||
Don’t put people down or leave the toilet seat up. | Don’t put people down or leave the toilet seat up. | ||
| − | + | It’s the time for family and holly and turkey. | |
'Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky! (Jolly, not jerky...) | 'Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky! (Jolly, not jerky...) | ||
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Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes. | Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes. | ||
Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | ||
| − | + | It’s Christmas! | |
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list | Santa brought nearly every gift on your list | ||
Why whine about the one that his missed? | Why whine about the one that his missed? | ||
Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | ||
| − | + | It’s Christmas! | |
| − | + | It’s Christmas! | |
Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | ||
| − | + | It’s Christmas! | |
Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) | ||
| − | + | It’s Christmas! | |
{{Song}} | {{Song}} | ||
[[Category:Song text]] | [[Category:Song text]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:20, 29 May 2025
Don’t Be a Jerk (It’s Christmas) is a song that was released as one of five new tracks featured in a re-release of SpongeBob’s Greatest Hits and is sung by SpongeBob SquarePants in It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!
[edit] Lyrics
Bring joy to the world. It’s the thing to do. But the world does not revolve around you. Don’t be a jerk... It’s Christmas!
There’s a sign above the line that says "Express." That means ten items or less. Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) It’s Christmas!
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too. 'Cause that’s how you’d like them to treat you. Use turn signals, don’t screen my calls. Don’t you wreck my house when you deck the halls.
Spit your gum where it won’t wind up on my shoe. Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) It’s Christmas!
It’s Christmas!
When others are talking, never interrupt. Don’t put people down or leave the toilet seat up. It’s the time for family and holly and turkey. 'Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky! (Jolly, not jerky...)
Don’t dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes. Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes. Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) It’s Christmas!
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list Why whine about the one that his missed? Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) It’s Christmas!
It’s Christmas!
Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) It’s Christmas! Don’t be a jerk... (Don’t be a jerk...) It’s Christmas!
