Episode Transcript: Toy Store of Doom

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Episode Article: [[Toy Store of Doom]]
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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick]]
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*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
 
*Security Guard
 
*Security Guard
 
*Steve, the Toy Barrel Cashier (Called Frank by the security guard)
 
*Steve, the Toy Barrel Cashier (Called Frank by the security guard)
 
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
 
*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
 
*Crane Operator
 
*Crane Operator
 
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*Baby
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*[[Tyler]]
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
Spongebob: Ohh. Patrick?
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''(The scene opens up to Squidward’s house and its living room where SpongeBob and Patrick are lying on the couch all bored)''
  
Patrick: Yeah?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh. Patrick?
  
Spongebob: What do you wanna do today?
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah?
  
Patrick: I don't know.
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'''SpongeBob:''' What do you wanna do today?
  
Spongebob: I guess we could play something.
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'''Patrick:''' I don’t know.
  
Spongebob: A yo-yo?
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'''SpongeBob:''' I guess we could play something.
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(SpongeBob opens up a chest and starts digging through it.)
  
Patrick: No.
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'''SpongeBob:''' How about a yo-?
  
Spongebob: Buried treasure board game?
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'''Patrick:''' No.
  
Patrick: Nah.
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'''SpongeBob:''' -yo? Buried treasure board game?
  
Spongebob: Bikes?
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'''Patrick:''' Nah.
  
Patrick: Hmm...Nope.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Dollies?
  
Patrick: Nope. Nope. Nope. No. Nah.
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'''Patrick:''' Hmm...Nope.
  
Spongebob: This?
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'''Patrick:''' ''(As SpongeBob holds up a series of toys)'' No, Nope, Nooope, Uh Uh, Nah, No.
  
Old man genkins: Hello.
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'''SpongeBob:''' What about this? ''(holds up...)''
  
Patrick: Uh-uh.
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'''Old man Jenkins:''' Hello.
  
Spongebob: Hey, we could play with our mermaid man and barnacle boy action figures.
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'''Patrick:''' Uh-uh.
  
Spongebob: Eww. Barnacle boy's all chewed up and slimy.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures. ''(notices his Barnacle Boy action figure is covered in drool and chewed)'' Eww! Barnacle Boy’s all chewed up. And slimy!
  
(Patrick chewing on mermaid man)
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''(Patrick is chewing on Mermaid Man)''
  
Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen.
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah, that’ll happen.
  
Spongebob: Ohh! There's just nothing to play with.
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(drops his figure and wipes the germs by his hole)'' Ohh! There is just nothing to play with!
  
Patrick: There's got to be something we could do.
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'''Patrick:''' There’s got to be something we could do.
  
Squidward: La the dee la the dum la the do...
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'''Squidward:''' ''(enters singing to himself)'' La da dee, la da dum, la da do... ''(notices SpongeBob and Patrick)'' Hey! What are you doing here in my house!?
  
Squidward: Hey! What are you doing here in my house?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?  
  
Spongebob: Hi, squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?
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'''Squidward:''' GET OUT!!!
  
Squidward: Get out!
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'''Patrick:''' We already thought of that one.
  
Patrick: Yeah, we thought of that.
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''(Squidward pushes them out)''
  
(Squidward kicks them out)
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'''Squidward:''' I believe this this stupid pile belongs to you.
  
Squidward: I'll leave this pile that belongs to you.
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'''Old man Jenkins:''' Where are we going now, boys?
  
Old man jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Mmm.
  
Spongebob: Mmm.
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'''Patrick:''' Uhhhhhh. I’m so bored! There’s got to be something we could do!
  
Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I'm so bored!
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''(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it’s coming!")''
  
Patrick: There's got to be something we could do!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' It’s coming!? Ohhhhhhhhhh boy! It’s coming, it’s coming, it’s coming!
  
(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it's coming!")
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'''Patrick:''' ''(reading from a sign)'' Almost there!
  
Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming?
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'''Patrick:''' ''(reading from another sign)'' Here it is!
  
Spongebob & Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhh boy!
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(reading from another sign)'' Welcome to Bikini Bottom’s newest...Toy store?!
  
Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
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''(SpongeBob gasps)''
  
Patrick: Almost there!
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'''Patrick:''' Ohhh.
  
Patrick: Here it is!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Yeah! Wooooooo!
  
Spongebob: Welcome to the bikini bottom's newest...Toy store!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, we’re here.
  
(Spongebob gasps)
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'''Patrick:''' But, where’s the toy store?
  
Patrick: Ohhh.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess it’s not open.
  
Spongebob & Patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!
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'''Patrick:''' Not open!?
  
Spongebob: Well, we're here.
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''(Patrick cries, then, SpongeBob cries)''
  
Patrick: But, where's the toy store?
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''(A builder comes by and drops the Toy Barrel with a crane while they cry.)''
  
Spongebob: Well, I guess it's not open.
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'''Builder:''' What are you crying about?
  
Patrick: Not open?
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'''Patrick:''' We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it’s not open yet!
  
(Patrick cries, then, spongebob cries)
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''(Patrick cries some more)''
  
(A builder comes by and puts the toy barrel while they cry)
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'''Builder:''' Well, it’s open now. Look! See! Feel better, now?!
  
Builder: What are you crying about?
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'''Patrick:''' Mmm-hmm.
  
Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it's not open yet!
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'''Builder:''' Then, quit you’re crying and get in there! ''(Groans, then throws Patrick in the Toy Barrel)''
  
(Patrick cries some more)
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'''SpongeBob:''' I got it.
  
Builder: Well, it's open now. Look!
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''(SpongeBob throws himself into the Toy Barrel)''
  
Builder: See? Feel better, now?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick. Patrick! Get up.
  
Patrick: Mmm-hmm.
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'''Patrick:''' No thanks. I’m good down here.
  
Builder: Now, quit you're crying and get in there! (Groans, then, throws patrick in the toy barrel)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Loooook! ''(Patrick looks up)''
  
Spongebob: I got it.
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.
  
(Spongebob throws himself in the toy barrel)
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(gasps)'' Patrick, look at that!
  
Spongebob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick, patrick, get up.
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'''Patrick:''' ''(gasps)'' Wow.
  
Patrick: No thanks. I'm good down here.
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'''Steve the cashier:''' Can I help you?
  
Spongebob: Look!
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'''SpongeBob:''' That depends. Tell me, do you like to sing?
  
Spongebob & patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.
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'''Steve:''' Oh no.
  
Spongebob: (gasps) would you look at that!
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''(SpongeBob clears his throat)''
  
Patrick: (gasps) wow.
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''(SpongeBob puts spray in his mouth)''
  
Store owner: Can I help you?
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''(SpongeBob plays a harmonica)''
  
Spongebob: That's a yes. Hey, do you like to sing?
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'''SpongeBob:''' La...
  
Store owner: Oh no.
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'''Narrator:''' ''Several song filled hours later.''
  
(Spongebob clears his throat)
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(singing)'' Toys! Glorious toys! La la la la! Toys! Yeah. Hey, Patrick.
  
(Spongebob puts spray in his mouth)
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob. What’s with the tutu?
  
(Spongebob plays a hermomica)
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'''SpongeBob:''' It’s not a tutu, it’s a man-tu! You can tell because it has ''(manly voice)'' extra support. I got the last one.
  
Spongebob: La...
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'''Patrick:''' Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!
  
Narrator: Several song filled hours later.
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''(The robot that he had just wound up walks away)''
  
Spongebob: Toy store has toys! La la la la la! Yeah.
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'''Man:''' ''(off screen)'' Ahhhhhhhhhh!
  
Spongebob: Hey, patrick.
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'''SpongeBob:''' What a great day! I hope it never ends!
  
Patrick: Hey, spongebob. What's with the tutube?
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'''Patrick:''' Never!
  
Spongebob: It's not a tutube, it's a mantube.
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'''Woman in speaker:''' ''Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.''
  
Spongebob: You can tell because it has extra support. I got the last one.
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''(Cut to crying and complaining brats with weird adults)''
  
Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!
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'''Baby:''' Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don’t wanna go!
  
(The robot walks away)
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'''Tyler:''' But, Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
  
Man: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Aw, the store’s closing. We’ll have to leave now.
  
Spongebob: What a great day! I hope it would never end!
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'''Patrick:''' What part of never don’t you understand?
  
Patrick: Never!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, we have to leave.
  
Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.
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'''Patrick:''' I’m not moving.
  
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don't wanna go!
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'''SpongeBob:''' But they’ll just come and kick us out.
  
Son: Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
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'''Patrick:''' Not if we hide.
  
Spongebob: Aw, the store's closed. We'll have to leave now.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hide? Is that kind of, sneaky?
  
Patrick: What part of never don't you understand?
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, it’s sneaky all right. Really sneaky.  C'mon. Haven’t you always wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?
  
Spongebob: Pat, we have to leave.
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'''SpongeBob:''' No. But, I do now. What do we do first?!
  
Patrick: I'm not moving.
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'''Patrick:''' We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.
  
Spongebob: I guess they'll come and kick us out.
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'''Guard worm:''' Ruff! ''(sniffs a doll house)'' Grrrrrrr...
  
Patrick: Not if we hide.
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'''Police man:''' Come on, boy. Let’s go.
  
Spongebob: Hide? Is that kind of sneaky?
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'''Police man:''' The store’s empty. So, go ahead and lock her up, Frank.
  
Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky all right. Really sneaky. Come on, have you ever wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?
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'''Steve:''' My name is Steve.
  
Spongebob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?
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'''Police man:''' Whatever floats your boat, Frank.
  
Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.
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'''Patrick:''' ''(pokes his head out of the doll house)'' The coast is clear. Push, SpongeBob, push!
  
Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs) Grrrrrrr...
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'''Patrick:''' Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh. ''(pops out)''
  
Police man: Go on. Let's go.
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'''Patrick:''' OK, SpongeBob, give me your hand. That’s my boy. Brace yourself.
  
Police man: The store's empty. Well, go ahead and lock her up, frank.
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'''Patrick:''' ''(SpongeBob pops out)'' Uhhhh!
  
Storw owner: My name is steve.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, pal. Well, we did it!
  
Police man: Whatever floats your boat, frank.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Ha ha ha ha!
  
Patrick: The coast is clear. Push, spongebob! Push!
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'''Patrick:''' Yay! This is so awesome!
  
Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing can ruin it!
  
Patrick: Okay, spongebob, give me your hand. That's my boy. Raise yourself.
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''(The lights automatically turn off)''
  
Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
  
Spongebob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, is that you?
  
Spongebob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!
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'''Patrick:''' What?!
  
Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!
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'''SpongeBob:''' I said is that you?
  
Spongebob: Nothing can ruin it!
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'''Patrick:''' I can’t hear you! It’s too dark in here! Don’t worry, I’ll use my night-vision.
  
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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'''SpongeBob:''' You have night-vision?
  
Spongebob: Patrick, is that you?
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''(Patrick shines a light)''
  
Patrick: What?
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah!
  
Spongebob: I said is that you?
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'''SpongeBob:''' How long have you had that?
  
Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry, I'll use my night-vision.
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'''Patrick:''' Remember that flashlight I stuck in my ear?
  
Spongebob: You have night-vision?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh yeah.
  
(Patrick shines the light)
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'''Patrick:''' I guess it worked it’s way into my brain.
  
Patrick: Yeah.
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''(Light flickers out)''
  
Spongebob: How long have you had that?
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'''Patrick:''' Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it’s dark. Scary!
  
Patrick: Remember that flashlight I shoved in my ear?
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''(Patrick cries)''
  
Spongebob: Oh yeah.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch, but you have to let me down first.
  
Patrick: I guess it worked it's way into my brain.
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah, right SpongeBob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!
  
Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it's dark. Scary!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yes.
  
(Patrick cries)
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'''Patrick:''' Look around you, SpongeBob! We’re surrounded!
  
Spongebob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch.
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'''SpongeBob:''' By toys?
  
Spongebob: You got to let me down first.
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'''Patrick:''' That want to get us!
  
Patrick: Yeah, right. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!
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''(SpongeBob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)''
  
Spongebob: Yes.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
Patrick: Look around you, spongebob! We're surronded!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
  
Spongebob: The toys?
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''(SpongeBob and Patrick both hallucinate carnivores)''
  
Patrick: The ones to get us!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.
  
(Spongebob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)
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''(They hear the robot stomping)''
  
Spongebob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...
  
Spongebob & patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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''(A pair of roller skates and a skateboard are on the ground.)''
  
(Spongebob and patrick both hallucinate carnivores)
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick land on them and start rolling.)''
  
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!
  
(They hear the robot stomping)
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'''Patrick:''' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...
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''(They end up hiding in the bubblegum machine.)''
  
Spongebob & patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!
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'''Patrick:''' Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?
  
Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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'''SpongeBob:''' No!
  
Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?
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'''Patrick:''' Are we going to the ladies' room again?
  
Spongebob: No.
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'''SpongeBob:''' No. We’re going to fight back that monster for scaring the pants off of us, and most of all, we’re gonna win!
  
Patrick: Are we going to the ladies room again?
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''(SpongeBob and Patrick take bubble soap and licorice ropes and paint markings on their faces. They burst out of the ladies' room)''
  
Spongebob: No. We're going to fight back.
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'''Patrick:''' ''(laughs)'' That was fun. Now, let’s dress up like fairy princesses!
  
Spongebob: And we are going to win!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
(Spongebob and patrick take toys and paint for moustaches and more things)
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'''Patrick:''' Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let's dress up like fairy princesses!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
Spongebob & patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ready, Patrick?
  
Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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'''Patrick:''' Let’s get some!
  
Spongebob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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''(SpongeBob and Patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)''
  
Spongebob: Ready, patrick?
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  
Patrick: Let's get some!
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'''SpongeBob:''' It was nice knowing you, pal.
  
(Spongebob and patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)
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'''Patrick:''' I know. I’m an interesting guy.
  
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)''
  
Spongebob: It was nice knowing you, pal.
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick breathe in and out)''
  
Patrick: No, I'm an interesting guy.
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''(Patrick winds up the robot)''
  
(Spongebob & patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, don’t!
  
(Spongebob & patrick breathe in and out)
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'''Patrick:''' What?
  
(Patrick twists the robot)
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
Spongebob: Patrick, don't!
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''(Outside, kids are waiting for the Toy Barrel to open)''
  
Patrick: What?
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'''Kids:''' Yay!
  
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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'''Steve:''' Ohh. The Toy Barrel is now open for business. ''(opens the door to the store)''
  
Kids: Yay!
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'''Steve:''' Prepare for more fun you had.
  
Store owner: Ohh. The toy store is now open for business.
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'''Kids:''' Yay...!
  
Store owner: Prepare for more fun you had.
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick come running outside the Toy Barrel with their eyes burning)''
  
Kids: Yay...!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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'''SpongeBob:''' My eyes!
  
Spongebob: My eyes!
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'''Patrick:''' With Neptune as my witness, may you never experience the unholy terrors that are inside that store.  Hey, they’re open! ''(laughs and runs back inside)'' I love toys!
  
Patrick: With neptune's witness, you never experienced the unholy terrors inside that store.
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Patrick: Hey, they're open!
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(Patrick laughs)
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Patrick: I love toys!
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Episode Article: Toy Store of Doom

[edit] Characters

[edit] Dialogue

(The scene opens up to Squidward’s house and its living room where SpongeBob and Patrick are lying on the couch all bored)

SpongeBob: Ohh. Patrick?

Patrick: Yeah?

SpongeBob: What do you wanna do today?

Patrick: I don’t know.

SpongeBob: I guess we could play something.

(SpongeBob opens up a chest and starts digging through it.)

SpongeBob: How about a yo-?

Patrick: No.

SpongeBob: -yo? Buried treasure board game?

Patrick: Nah.

SpongeBob: Dollies?

Patrick: Hmm...Nope.

Patrick: (As SpongeBob holds up a series of toys) No, Nope, Nooope, Uh Uh, Nah, No.

SpongeBob: What about this? (holds up...)

Old man Jenkins: Hello.

Patrick: Uh-uh.

SpongeBob: Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures. (notices his Barnacle Boy action figure is covered in drool and chewed) Eww! Barnacle Boy’s all chewed up. And slimy!

(Patrick is chewing on Mermaid Man)

Patrick: Yeah, that’ll happen.

SpongeBob: (drops his figure and wipes the germs by his hole) Ohh! There is just nothing to play with!

Patrick: There’s got to be something we could do.

Squidward: (enters singing to himself) La da dee, la da dum, la da do... (notices SpongeBob and Patrick) Hey! What are you doing here in my house!?

SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?

Squidward: GET OUT!!!

Patrick: We already thought of that one.

(Squidward pushes them out)

Squidward: I believe this this stupid pile belongs to you.

Old man Jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?

SpongeBob: Mmm.

Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I’m so bored! There’s got to be something we could do!

(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it’s coming!")

SpongeBob & Patrick: It’s coming!? Ohhhhhhhhhh boy! It’s coming, it’s coming, it’s coming!

Patrick: (reading from a sign) Almost there!

Patrick: (reading from another sign) Here it is!

SpongeBob: (reading from another sign) Welcome to Bikini Bottom’s newest...Toy store?!

(SpongeBob gasps)

Patrick: Ohhh.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!

SpongeBob: Well, we’re here.

Patrick: But, where’s the toy store?

SpongeBob: Well, I guess it’s not open.

Patrick: Not open!?

(Patrick cries, then, SpongeBob cries)

(A builder comes by and drops the Toy Barrel with a crane while they cry.)

Builder: What are you crying about?

Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it’s not open yet!

(Patrick cries some more)

Builder: Well, it’s open now. Look! See! Feel better, now?!

Patrick: Mmm-hmm.

Builder: Then, quit you’re crying and get in there! (Groans, then throws Patrick in the Toy Barrel)

SpongeBob: I got it.

(SpongeBob throws himself into the Toy Barrel)

SpongeBob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick. Patrick! Get up.

Patrick: No thanks. I’m good down here.

SpongeBob: Loooook! (Patrick looks up)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.

SpongeBob: (gasps) Patrick, look at that!

Patrick: (gasps) Wow.

Steve the cashier: Can I help you?

SpongeBob: That depends. Tell me, do you like to sing?

Steve: Oh no.

(SpongeBob clears his throat)

(SpongeBob puts spray in his mouth)

(SpongeBob plays a harmonica)

SpongeBob: La...

Narrator: Several song filled hours later.

SpongeBob: (singing) Toys! Glorious toys! La la la la! Toys! Yeah. Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. What’s with the tutu?

SpongeBob: It’s not a tutu, it’s a man-tu! You can tell because it has (manly voice) extra support. I got the last one.

Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!

(The robot that he had just wound up walks away)

Man: (off screen) Ahhhhhhhhhh!

SpongeBob: What a great day! I hope it never ends!

Patrick: Never!

Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.

(Cut to crying and complaining brats with weird adults)

Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don’t wanna go!

Tyler: But, Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!

SpongeBob: Aw, the store’s closing. We’ll have to leave now.

Patrick: What part of never don’t you understand?

SpongeBob: Patrick, we have to leave.

Patrick: I’m not moving.

SpongeBob: But they’ll just come and kick us out.

Patrick: Not if we hide.

SpongeBob: Hide? Is that kind of, sneaky?

Patrick: Oh, it’s sneaky all right. Really sneaky. C'mon. Haven’t you always wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?

SpongeBob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?!

Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.

Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs a doll house) Grrrrrrr...

Police man: Come on, boy. Let’s go.

Police man: The store’s empty. So, go ahead and lock her up, Frank.

Steve: My name is Steve.

Police man: Whatever floats your boat, Frank.

Patrick: (pokes his head out of the doll house) The coast is clear. Push, SpongeBob, push!

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh. (pops out)

Patrick: OK, SpongeBob, give me your hand. That’s my boy. Brace yourself.

Patrick: (SpongeBob pops out) Uhhhh!

SpongeBob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it!

SpongeBob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!

Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!

SpongeBob: Nothing can ruin it!

(The lights automatically turn off)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

SpongeBob: Patrick, is that you?

Patrick: What?!

SpongeBob: I said is that you?

Patrick: I can’t hear you! It’s too dark in here! Don’t worry, I’ll use my night-vision.

SpongeBob: You have night-vision?

(Patrick shines a light)

Patrick: Yeah!

SpongeBob: How long have you had that?

Patrick: Remember that flashlight I stuck in my ear?

SpongeBob: Oh yeah.

Patrick: I guess it worked it’s way into my brain.

(Light flickers out)

Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it’s dark. Scary!

(Patrick cries)

SpongeBob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch, but you have to let me down first.

Patrick: Yeah, right SpongeBob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!

SpongeBob: Yes.

Patrick: Look around you, SpongeBob! We’re surrounded!

SpongeBob: By toys?

Patrick: That want to get us!

(SpongeBob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)

SpongeBob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

(SpongeBob and Patrick both hallucinate carnivores)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.

(They hear the robot stomping)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...

(A pair of roller skates and a skateboard are on the ground.)

(SpongeBob & Patrick land on them and start rolling.)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!

Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(They end up hiding in the bubblegum machine.)

Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?

SpongeBob: No!

Patrick: Are we going to the ladies' room again?

SpongeBob: No. We’re going to fight back that monster for scaring the pants off of us, and most of all, we’re gonna win!

(SpongeBob and Patrick take bubble soap and licorice ropes and paint markings on their faces. They burst out of the ladies' room)

Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let’s dress up like fairy princesses!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

SpongeBob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

SpongeBob: Ready, Patrick?

Patrick: Let’s get some!

(SpongeBob and Patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

SpongeBob: It was nice knowing you, pal.

Patrick: I know. I’m an interesting guy.

(SpongeBob & Patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)

(SpongeBob & Patrick breathe in and out)

(Patrick winds up the robot)

SpongeBob: Patrick, don’t!

Patrick: What?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Outside, kids are waiting for the Toy Barrel to open)

Kids: Yay!

Steve: Ohh. The Toy Barrel is now open for business. (opens the door to the store)

Steve: Prepare for more fun you had.

Kids: Yay...!

(SpongeBob & Patrick come running outside the Toy Barrel with their eyes burning)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

SpongeBob: My eyes!

Patrick: With Neptune as my witness, may you never experience the unholy terrors that are inside that store. Hey, they’re open! (laughs and runs back inside) I love toys!

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