Squidward Tentacles Theme (Song)

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The following text is the theme song for [[Squidward Tentacles]]. It is performed by Junior Brown in [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]].
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The following text is the theme song for [[Squidward Tentacles]]. It is performed by [[Painty]] in [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]].
  
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==Lyrics==
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(we hear seagulls as Painty appears)
  
''Are you ready, kids?''
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'''Painty''': Are you ready, kids?
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'''Kids''': Aye-aye, Captain!
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'''Painty''': I can’t ''hear'' you
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'''Kids''': AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
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'''Painty''': Oooohh...
  
''Aye-aye, Captain''
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(we see [[Bikini Atoll]] as the camera pans down into the ocean water, stopping at [[Squidward’s House]])
  
''I can't hear you''
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Who lives in a monument under the sea?
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'''Kids''': Squidward Tentacles!
  
''Aye aye, Captain''
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(Squidward opens his front door, wearing pants held up by a belt along with his shirt. Hans removes Squidward’s pants)
  
''Oooh''
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'''Painty''': Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited as he!
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'''Kids''': Squidward Tentacles!
  
''Who lives in a monument under the sea?''
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(Squidward falls into a bathtub filled with water. He absorbs the water and sprays it out. Water slides down the screen, wiping out Squidward and the tub and revealing the name "Squidward Tentacles" made of bubbles. The bubbles pop)
  
''Squidward Tentacles!''
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'''Painty''': If practical commonsense be something you wish...
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'''Kids''': Squidward Tentacles!
  
''Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited is he?''
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(multiple copies of Squidward on his bicycle slide in and offscreen. They pull in ropes with rectangles with segments of the name "Squidward Tentacles" on them. The rectangles come together to form a big square reading "Squidward Tentacles" while the ropes come off. The square and background stay the same colors here, whereas on the regular intro they flash colors three times; song ends here)
  
''Squidward Tentacles!''
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[[Category:Song text]]
''If practical commonsense be something you wish?''
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''Squidward Tentacles!''
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''Next!''
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[[Categories: Song text]]
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Latest revision as of 19:42, 27 May 2025

The following text is the theme song for Squidward Tentacles. It is performed by Painty in Truth or Square.

[edit] Lyrics

(we hear seagulls as Painty appears)

Painty: Are you ready, kids?
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
Painty: I can’t hear you
Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
Painty: Oooohh...

(we see Bikini Atoll as the camera pans down into the ocean water, stopping at Squidward’s House)

Who lives in a monument under the sea?
Kids: Squidward Tentacles!

(Squidward opens his front door, wearing pants held up by a belt along with his shirt. Hans removes Squidward’s pants)

Painty: Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited as he!
Kids: Squidward Tentacles!

(Squidward falls into a bathtub filled with water. He absorbs the water and sprays it out. Water slides down the screen, wiping out Squidward and the tub and revealing the name "Squidward Tentacles" made of bubbles. The bubbles pop)

Painty: If practical commonsense be something you wish...
Kids: Squidward Tentacles!

(multiple copies of Squidward on his bicycle slide in and offscreen. They pull in ropes with rectangles with segments of the name "Squidward Tentacles" on them. The rectangles come together to form a big square reading "Squidward Tentacles" while the ropes come off. The square and background stay the same colors here, whereas on the regular intro they flash colors three times; song ends here)

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