Squidward Tentacles Theme (Song)

Revision as of 19:33, 25 February 2025

The following text is the theme song for Squidward Tentacles. It is performed by Painty in Truth or Square.

Lyrics

(we hear seagulls as Painty appears)

Painty: Are you ready, kids?
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
Painty: I can't hear you
Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
Painty: Oooohh...

(we see Bikini Atoll as the camera pans down into the ocean water, stopping at Squidward's House)

Who lives in a monument under the sea?
Kids: Squidward Tentacles!

(Squidward opens his front door. Hans puts Squidward's shirt on)

Painty: Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited as he!
Kids: Squidward Tentacles!

(Squidward falls into a bathtub filled with water. He absorbs the water and sprays it out. Water slides down the screen, wiping out Squidward and the tub and revealing the name "Squidward Tentacles" made of bubbles. The bubbles pop)

Painty: If practical commonsense be something you wish...
Kids: Squidward Tentacles!

(multiple copies of Squidward on his bicycle slide in and offscreen. They pull in ropes with rectangles with segments of the name "Squidward Tentacles" on them. The rectangles come together to form a big square reading "Squidward Tentacles" while the ropes come off. The square and background stay the same colors here, whereas on the regular intro they flash colors three times; song ends here)

Patchy: Next!

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   '''Kids''': Squidward Tentacles!
-(multiple copies of Squidward in boats slide in and offscreen. They pull in ropes with rectangles with segments of the name "Squidward Tentacles" on them. The rectangles come together to form a big square reading "Squidward Tentacles" while the ropes come off. The square and background flash colors three times; song ends here)
+(multiple copies of Squidward on his bicycle slide in and offscreen. They pull in ropes with rectangles with segments of the name "Squidward Tentacles" on them. The rectangles come together to form a big square reading "Squidward Tentacles" while the ropes come off. The square and background stay the same colors here, whereas on the regular intro they flash colors three times; song ends here)
 '''Patchy''': Next!

Squidward Tentacles Theme (Song)

Revision as of 19:33, 25 February 2025

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