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Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
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− | *[[SpongeBob | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
− | *[[Patrick | + | *[[Patrick]] |
− | *[[Squidward | + | *[[Squidward]] |
− | *[[Sandy | + | *[[Sandy]] |
*[[Plankton]] | *[[Plankton]] | ||
*[[Mrs. Puff]] | *[[Mrs. Puff]] | ||
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Announcer: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life.<br> | Announcer: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life.<br> | ||
− | + | Mermaid Man: Through the double doors! Away!<br> | |
Announcer: And also these guys.<br> | Announcer: And also these guys.<br> | ||
− | + | Barnacle Boy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man!<br> | |
− | + | Mermaid Man: N-nonsense, Barnacle Boy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against evil!<br> | |
− | + | Barnacle Boy: What a dive.<br> | |
− | + | Mermaid Man: To the register! Away! <br> | |
Squidward: Can I help you?<br> | Squidward: Can I help you?<br> | ||
− | + | Mermaid Man: A double krabby patty and coral bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad.<br> | |
− | + | Barnacle Boy: It's not for the toy, I just...I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know?<br> | |
Squidward: Whatever. Five dollars, please.<br> | Squidward: Whatever. Five dollars, please.<br> | ||
− | + | Mermaid Man: You got it, bucky. Will this cover it? (pulls out a nut/bolt)<br> | |
Squidward: No.<br> | Squidward: No.<br> | ||
− | + | Barnacle Boy: Listen big nose, this guy has been saving your butt since you were born. Don't you got a living legend | |
discount or something?<br> | discount or something?<br> | ||
Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. And who are you calling big nose, big nose? (both press noses | Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. And who are you calling big nose, big nose? (both press noses | ||
− | against each other. | + | against each other. Barnacle Boy gets out a $5 bill and gives it to Squidward)<br> |
− | + | Barnacle Boy: Well next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us!<br> | |
− | Squidward: I’m shakin’. Heh. | + | Squidward: I’m shakin’. Heh. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.<br> |
− | + | SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? Must...play...have autograph! (stretches arms to gets a piece of paper and a pen)<br> | |
− | + | Mermaid Man: If you wanna grow up strong like me...you gotta leave room for seconds. Here comes our waiter!<br> | |
− | + | SpongeBob: Autographhhhh!!!!<br> | |
− | + | Barnacle Boy: Holy sea cow, it's that Sponge-kid!<br> | |
− | + | Mermaid Man: Quick lad, (pants falls down) to the invisible boat mobile! Away!<br> | |
− | + | Barnacle Boy: Where'd we park?<br> | |
− | + | Mermaid Man: Uhh...<br> | |
− | + | SpongeBob: Can I have your bowling can I have your bowling can I.. they're gone! (gasps) Mermaid Man's belt!<br> | |
− | + | Mermaid Man: Wait! We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm! (Barnacle Boy jumps on the stick shift)<br> | |
− | + | Barnacle Boy: Ow! I told you we shoulda’ got the automatic!<br> | |
− | + | SpongeBob: Hey guys! Wait up! I've got something for you...<br> | |
− | + | Barnacle Boy: Floor it! (both speed off in the boat)<br> | |
− | + | SpongeBob: You forgot your belt! You forgot...Mermaid Man's secret utility belt! The emblem of submersible justice! For 65 | |
years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations...and pants. I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands! | years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations...and pants. I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands! | ||
− | Well, I guess I should return it. Or not! I could just hang onto it till after work...all alone with | + | Well, I guess I should return it. Or not! I could just hang onto it till after work...all alone with Mermaid Man's belt. I |
wonder what this button does! Whoa! The small ray! Hmm...<br> | wonder what this button does! Whoa! The small ray! Hmm...<br> | ||
− | Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. (hands a small krabby patty to a | + | Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. (hands a small krabby patty to a cockroach)<br> |
− | + | SpongeBob: There you go. Every night before he went to sleep, Jonah would pray and ask God if he find a new message to find to deliver, sir.<br> | |
− | Squidward: | + | Squidward: SpongeBob, what's going on in here? Huh? (SpongeBob wears a tiny hat and holds a tiny spatula) Why's everything all... tiny?<br> |
− | + | SpongeBob: I don't know.<br> | |
Squidward: What do you got there?<br> | Squidward: What do you got there?<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Nothing.<br> | |
Squidward: No, really?<br> | Squidward: No, really?<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Nothing.<br> | |
Squidward: You've got something alright, let's see it!<br> | Squidward: You've got something alright, let's see it!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: No! No!<br> | |
− | Squidward: Is that | + | Squidward: Is that Mermaid Man's belt?<br> |
− | + | SpongeBob: Yes.<br> | |
Squidward: Wow! I can't believe he'd lend it to you!<br> | Squidward: Wow! I can't believe he'd lend it to you!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Me, uh, either.<br> | |
Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he?<br> | Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he?<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Please don't tell!<br> | |
Squidward: You stole it!<br> | Squidward: You stole it!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Please don't tell!<br> | |
Squidward: Oh. I'm telling.<br> | Squidward: Oh. I'm telling.<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Squidward, if Mermaid Man finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! Please don't tell!<br> | |
Squidward: Uh-oh! There's the phone<br> | Squidward: Uh-oh! There's the phone<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Don't!<br> | |
Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! (walks towards phone)<br> | Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! (walks towards phone)<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: No!<br> | |
Squidward: I'm getting closer to the phone!<br> | Squidward: I'm getting closer to the phone!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Do-o-on't!<br> | |
Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for...<br> | Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for...<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: I'm begging you!<br> | |
− | Squidward: (picks up the phone) Hello. I'd like to speak to Mermaid... ( | + | Squidward: (picks up the phone) Hello. I'd like to speak to Mermaid... (SpongeBob shrinks Squidward) What the...what... |
(phones hits Squidward) Ow!<br> | (phones hits Squidward) Ow!<br> | ||
− | + | Mermaid Man: Hello? Hello?<br> | |
Squidward: What did you do to me?<br> | Squidward: What did you do to me?<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: I'm sorry Squidward, but you made me do it!<br> | |
Squidward: Spongebob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble!<br> | Squidward: Spongebob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Uhh....ok...uhh...<br> | |
Squidward: I said now!<br> | Squidward: I said now!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Uhh...uhh... (belt is shown with many buttons to it)<br> | |
− | Squidward: Do you hear me? ( | + | Squidward: Do you hear me? (SpongeBob changes Squidward into a multi-eyed Squidward) Holy fish paste! Get it off me! Get it |
off me! (takes eyes off him) Don't you know how to work that thing?<br> | off me! (takes eyes off him) Don't you know how to work that thing?<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Uhh, I can do it! (SpongeBob changes Squidward a lot)<br> | |
− | Squidward: Sto-o-p! I've got an idea. Let's call | + | Squidward: Sto-o-p! I've got an idea. Let's call Mermaid Man and...<br> |
− | + | SpongeBob: No! I can't let you do that! But there must be someone else who can help! Someone smart and wise, with years of | |
life experience...Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!<br> | life experience...Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!<br> | ||
− | Patrick: Ehh? Huh? Oh. Hi | + | Patrick: Ehh? Huh? Oh. Hi SpongeBob.<br> |
− | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, I was at work and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy came, and I got this belt, and look<br> | |
Patrick: A Squidward action figure! Let me play with it!<br> | Patrick: A Squidward action figure! Let me play with it!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: No, Patrick!<br> | |
Patrick: Fighter pilot! Dive bomb!<br> | Patrick: Fighter pilot! Dive bomb!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Patrick!<br> | |
Patrick: And here comes a giant fist!<br> | Patrick: And here comes a giant fist!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, no! That's not an action figure! That's the real Squidward! I shrunk him by accident.<br> | |
Patrick: Oh...and here comes a giant fist!<br> | Patrick: Oh...and here comes a giant fist!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Pat, you don't understand! This is serious! I don't know how to unshrink him! He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life.<br> | |
Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. He'll find love one day... | Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. He'll find love one day... | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: You think so?<br> | |
Patrick: Well, sure. But it'll be with someone his own size. Like this pickle! See? They like each other!<br> | Patrick: Well, sure. But it'll be with someone his own size. Like this pickle! See? They like each other!<br> | ||
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Squidward: N-n-n-n-no. (Patrick bangs them together like they wanna kiss)<br> | Squidward: N-n-n-n-no. (Patrick bangs them together like they wanna kiss)<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing!<br> | |
Patrick: Lemme take a look at it.Hmmm...you know what the problem is?<br> | Patrick: Lemme take a look at it.Hmmm...you know what the problem is?<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: What?<br> | |
Patrick: You got it set to 'M' for Minnesota when it should be set to 'W' for Where. br> | Patrick: You got it set to 'M' for Minnesota when it should be set to 'W' for Where. br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think Where is a royal word.<br> | |
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− | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you.<br> | |
Patrick: Well alright then. Let 'er rip! It worked!<br> | Patrick: Well alright then. Let 'er rip! It worked!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Oh no!<br> | |
− | Patrick: Look, | + | Patrick: Look, SpongeBob’s giant! Can I be giant next?<br> |
− | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm not giant, you shrunk too!<br> | |
Patrick: You're kidding! Good thing I still got this pickle!<br> | Patrick: You're kidding! Good thing I still got this pickle!<br> | ||
− | Squidward: Hey! Now will you take us to | + | Squidward: Hey! Now will you take us to Mermaid Man!<br> |
− | + | SpongeBob: No! He can never find out! But I'll think of something. I promise. Until then, you'll be safe in this jar.<br> | |
Patrick: You know what's funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh. It's like a pun or | Patrick: You know what's funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh. It's like a pun or | ||
something. Heheh.<br> | something. Heheh.<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: It's only two people... no big deal, nobody else saw it...<br> | |
− | Sandy: Howdy, | + | Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob!<br> |
− | + | SpongeBob: Aah! Sandy! (shrinks Sandy)<br> | |
Sandy: What did y...for cryin’ o...What did y'all do to me?<br> | Sandy: What did y...for cryin’ o...What did y'all do to me?<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: I'm sorry Sandy! Mermaid Man came in and..<br> | |
− | Larry: Hey | + | Larry: Hey SpongeBob (shrinks Larry)<br> |
− | Fish #1: Hey | + | Fish #1: Hey SpongeBob, I... (shrinks fish)<br> |
− | Fish #2: Hi | + | Fish #2: Hi SpongeBob. (shrinks fish)<br> |
− | Mrs Puff: Hello | + | Mrs. Puff: Hello SpongeBob. (shrinks Mrs. Puff)<br> |
Scooter: Sponge-dude! (shrinks Scooter)<br> | Scooter: Sponge-dude! (shrinks Scooter)<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Whoo! I'm gonna have to get a bigger jar.<br> | |
− | Squidward: | + | Squidward: SpongeBob, will you just face facts? You've shrunken everybody in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaid Man! |
<br> | <br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: Oh Squidward, he'll be so disappointed...<br> | |
Sandy: Well, you can't leave us small forever!<br> | Sandy: Well, you can't leave us small forever!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: You don't understand!<br> | |
− | Mrs | + | Mrs. SquarePants: SpongeBob, you need to admit your mistakes!<br> |
− | + | SpongeBob: Mom?!<br> | |
− | + | Mermaid Man: Your mother's right, son. Mermaid Man will understand.<br> | |
− | + | Barnacle Boy: You're Mermaid Man, you old coot!<br> | |
− | + | Mermaid Man: Oh yeah.<br> | |
− | + | SpongeBob: Mermaid Man? I'm so sorry, it's just that I'm such a big fan, and your belt, and...<br> | |
− | + | Mermaid Man: Oh, don't worry son. I understand. Why, I remember back when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen o | |
eleventeen twelve, why I believe the president | eleventeen twelve, why I believe the president | ||
All: Just tell him how to unshrink us!!!!!<br> | All: Just tell him how to unshrink us!!!!!<br> | ||
− | + | Mermaid Man: Oh, yes. The unshrink ray... let's see, uh.. uh... did you set it to Where?<br> | |
− | All: What?! (spells out GET SPONGEBOB!) Get | + | All: What?! (spells out GET SPONGEBOB!) Get SpongeBob!! Ahh! |
Squidward: Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom in my own home!<br> | Squidward: Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom in my own home!<br> | ||
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Sandy: And I need an elevator to climb one stair! HI-YA!<br> | Sandy: And I need an elevator to climb one stair! HI-YA!<br> | ||
− | + | Mermaid man: We've been shrinking for years!<br> | |
− | + | Barnacle boy: But this is ridiculous!<br> | |
All: Everything's too big!!<br> | All: Everything's too big!!<br> | ||
− | + | SpongeBob: I've got it! (Shrinks town) Ta-da! Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small! And now, only one more | |
thing to shrink. Cheese! (shrinks self)<br> | thing to shrink. Cheese! (shrinks self)<br> | ||
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Larry: Yeah, what's the difference?<br> | Larry: Yeah, what's the difference?<br> | ||
− | Lady fish: Good idea, | + | Lady fish: Good idea, SpongeBob. (everyone cheers as a bus comes back and Plankton gets off of it)<br> |
Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! (notices small Bikini Bottom) | Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! (notices small Bikini Bottom) |
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Episode Article: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
Characters
- SpongeBob
- Patrick
- Squidward
- Sandy
- Plankton
- Mrs. Puff
- Mermaid Man
- Barnacle Boy
- Larry the Lobster
- Scooter
Announcer: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life.
Mermaid Man: Through the double doors! Away!
Announcer: And also these guys.
Barnacle Boy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man!
Mermaid Man: N-nonsense, Barnacle Boy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against evil!
Barnacle Boy: What a dive.
Mermaid Man: To the register! Away!
Squidward: Can I help you?
Mermaid Man: A double krabby patty and coral bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad.
Barnacle Boy: It's not for the toy, I just...I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know?
Squidward: Whatever. Five dollars, please.
Mermaid Man: You got it, bucky. Will this cover it? (pulls out a nut/bolt)
Squidward: No.
Barnacle Boy: Listen big nose, this guy has been saving your butt since you were born. Don't you got a living legend
discount or something?
Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. And who are you calling big nose, big nose? (both press noses
against each other. Barnacle Boy gets out a $5 bill and gives it to Squidward)
Barnacle Boy: Well next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us!
Squidward: I’m shakin’. Heh. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? Must...play...have autograph! (stretches arms to gets a piece of paper and a pen)
Mermaid Man: If you wanna grow up strong like me...you gotta leave room for seconds. Here comes our waiter!
SpongeBob: Autographhhhh!!!!
Barnacle Boy: Holy sea cow, it's that Sponge-kid!
Mermaid Man: Quick lad, (pants falls down) to the invisible boat mobile! Away!
Barnacle Boy: Where'd we park?
Mermaid Man: Uhh...
SpongeBob: Can I have your bowling can I have your bowling can I.. they're gone! (gasps) Mermaid Man's belt!
Mermaid Man: Wait! We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm! (Barnacle Boy jumps on the stick shift)
Barnacle Boy: Ow! I told you we shoulda’ got the automatic!
SpongeBob: Hey guys! Wait up! I've got something for you...
Barnacle Boy: Floor it! (both speed off in the boat)
SpongeBob: You forgot your belt! You forgot...Mermaid Man's secret utility belt! The emblem of submersible justice! For 65
years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations...and pants. I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands!
Well, I guess I should return it. Or not! I could just hang onto it till after work...all alone with Mermaid Man's belt. I
wonder what this button does! Whoa! The small ray! Hmm...
Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. (hands a small krabby patty to a cockroach)
SpongeBob: There you go. Every night before he went to sleep, Jonah would pray and ask God if he find a new message to find to deliver, sir.
Squidward: SpongeBob, what's going on in here? Huh? (SpongeBob wears a tiny hat and holds a tiny spatula) Why's everything all... tiny?
SpongeBob: I don't know.
Squidward: What do you got there?
SpongeBob: Nothing.
Squidward: No, really?
SpongeBob: Nothing.
Squidward: You've got something alright, let's see it!
SpongeBob: No! No!
Squidward: Is that Mermaid Man's belt?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Squidward: Wow! I can't believe he'd lend it to you!
SpongeBob: Me, uh, either.
Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he?
SpongeBob: Please don't tell!
Squidward: You stole it!
SpongeBob: Please don't tell!
Squidward: Oh. I'm telling.
SpongeBob: Squidward, if Mermaid Man finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! Please don't tell!
Squidward: Uh-oh! There's the phone
SpongeBob: Don't!
Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! (walks towards phone)
SpongeBob: No!
Squidward: I'm getting closer to the phone!
SpongeBob: Do-o-on't!
Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for...
SpongeBob: I'm begging you!
Squidward: (picks up the phone) Hello. I'd like to speak to Mermaid... (SpongeBob shrinks Squidward) What the...what...
(phones hits Squidward) Ow!
Mermaid Man: Hello? Hello?
Squidward: What did you do to me?
SpongeBob: I'm sorry Squidward, but you made me do it!
Squidward: Spongebob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble!
SpongeBob: Uhh....ok...uhh...
Squidward: I said now!
SpongeBob: Uhh...uhh... (belt is shown with many buttons to it)
Squidward: Do you hear me? (SpongeBob changes Squidward into a multi-eyed Squidward) Holy fish paste! Get it off me! Get it
off me! (takes eyes off him) Don't you know how to work that thing?
SpongeBob: Uhh, I can do it! (SpongeBob changes Squidward a lot)
Squidward: Sto-o-p! I've got an idea. Let's call Mermaid Man and...
SpongeBob: No! I can't let you do that! But there must be someone else who can help! Someone smart and wise, with years of
life experience...Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
Patrick: Ehh? Huh? Oh. Hi SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I was at work and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy came, and I got this belt, and look
Patrick: A Squidward action figure! Let me play with it!
SpongeBob: No, Patrick!
Patrick: Fighter pilot! Dive bomb!
SpongeBob: Patrick!
Patrick: And here comes a giant fist!
SpongeBob: Patrick, no! That's not an action figure! That's the real Squidward! I shrunk him by accident.
Patrick: Oh...and here comes a giant fist!
SpongeBob: Pat, you don't understand! This is serious! I don't know how to unshrink him! He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life.
Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. He'll find love one day...
SpongeBob: You think so?
Patrick: Well, sure. But it'll be with someone his own size. Like this pickle! See? They like each other!
Squidward: N-n-n-n-no. (Patrick bangs them together like they wanna kiss)
SpongeBob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing!
Patrick: Lemme take a look at it.Hmmm...you know what the problem is?
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: You got it set to 'M' for Minnesota when it should be set to 'W' for Where. br>
SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think Where is a royal word.
Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you.
Patrick: Well alright then. Let 'er rip! It worked!
SpongeBob: Oh no!
Patrick: Look, SpongeBob’s giant! Can I be giant next?
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm not giant, you shrunk too!
Patrick: You're kidding! Good thing I still got this pickle!
Squidward: Hey! Now will you take us to Mermaid Man!
SpongeBob: No! He can never find out! But I'll think of something. I promise. Until then, you'll be safe in this jar.
Patrick: You know what's funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh. It's like a pun or
something. Heheh.
SpongeBob: It's only two people... no big deal, nobody else saw it...
Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Aah! Sandy! (shrinks Sandy)
Sandy: What did y...for cryin’ o...What did y'all do to me?
SpongeBob: I'm sorry Sandy! Mermaid Man came in and..
Larry: Hey SpongeBob (shrinks Larry)
Fish #1: Hey SpongeBob, I... (shrinks fish)
Fish #2: Hi SpongeBob. (shrinks fish)
Mrs. Puff: Hello SpongeBob. (shrinks Mrs. Puff)
Scooter: Sponge-dude! (shrinks Scooter)
SpongeBob: Whoo! I'm gonna have to get a bigger jar.
Squidward: SpongeBob, will you just face facts? You've shrunken everybody in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaid Man!
SpongeBob: Oh Squidward, he'll be so disappointed...
Sandy: Well, you can't leave us small forever!
SpongeBob: You don't understand!
Mrs. SquarePants: SpongeBob, you need to admit your mistakes!
SpongeBob: Mom?!
Mermaid Man: Your mother's right, son. Mermaid Man will understand.
Barnacle Boy: You're Mermaid Man, you old coot!
Mermaid Man: Oh yeah.
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man? I'm so sorry, it's just that I'm such a big fan, and your belt, and...
Mermaid Man: Oh, don't worry son. I understand. Why, I remember back when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen o eleventeen twelve, why I believe the president
All: Just tell him how to unshrink us!!!!!
Mermaid Man: Oh, yes. The unshrink ray... let's see, uh.. uh... did you set it to Where?
All: What?! (spells out GET SPONGEBOB!) Get SpongeBob!! Ahh!
Squidward: Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom in my own home!
Sandy: And I need an elevator to climb one stair! HI-YA!
Mermaid man: We've been shrinking for years!
Barnacle boy: But this is ridiculous!
All: Everything's too big!!
SpongeBob: I've got it! (Shrinks town) Ta-da! Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small! And now, only one more
thing to shrink. Cheese! (shrinks self)
Squidward: I guess this is okay.
Larry: Yeah, what's the difference?
Lady fish: Good idea, SpongeBob. (everyone cheers as a bus comes back and Plankton gets off of it)
Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! (notices small Bikini Bottom)