Ripped Pants (Song)

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  I thought that I had everybody on my side,
 
  I thought that I had everybody on my side,
 
  But then I went and blew it, all sky-high.
 
  But then I went and blew it, all sky-high.
  And now she won't even spare a passing glance
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  And now she won’t even spare a passing glance
 
  All just because I (rip) ripped my pants.  
 
  All just because I (rip) ripped my pants.  
  
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  With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants.  
 
  With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants.  
  
  I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,
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  I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse,
 
  But the pain feels so much worse.
 
  But the pain feels so much worse.
 
  'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
 
  'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
 
  Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns...
 
  Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns...
  
  Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
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  Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget,
  So listen and you won't regret,
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  So listen and you won’t regret,
  Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
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  Be true to yourself, don’t miss your chance,
  And you won't end up like the fool... who... ripped... his... pants... (rip; the entire band smiles)
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  And you won’t end up like the fool... who... ripped... his... pants... (rip; the entire band smiles)
  
 
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Revision as of 18:56, 27 May 2025

Ripped Pants is a song that was sung by SpongeBob and the Beach Band in the episode Ripped Pants. It also appears on SpongeBob's 2001 tape Saint Nicholas' Sing Along Songs and More!.

Lyrics

When I ripped (rip) my pants,
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But then I went and blew it, all sky-high.
And now she won’t even spare a passing glance
All just because I (rip) ripped my pants. 
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
SpongeBob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants. 
I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns...
Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget,
So listen and you won’t regret,
Be true to yourself, don’t miss your chance,
And you won’t end up like the fool... who... ripped... his... pants... (rip; the entire band smiles)
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