You’re Old (Song)

Revision as of 17:48, 28 May 2025

You’reOld is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station KOLD in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean. The closing credits state that the song was performed by Martin Olson & Tracy DeNisi.

Lyrics

Shortened Version

You’reold... (You’reold...)
Groaning like a geezer,
Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
'Cause you’reold...

Full Version

You’reold... (You’reold...)
Groaning like a geezer,
Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
'Cause you’reold...
Mmmm...!

You’reold... (You’reold...)
A wheezing, decrepit windbag,
Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls,
Buddy, you’reas ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls,
Man, you’reold,
Mm-hmm...! (You’reold...)
You’reold...!