How to Open Things

How to Open Things, the 1st edition

How To Open Things is a book featured in the episode Rodeo Daze.

Looks

On the front, it is a brownish color, featuring a bearded starfish with glasses. It says, "How To Open Things - 1st Edition" on the cover. Inside it has how to open many things (like a jar, a box, and Sandy's Door)

Trivia

• According to SpongeBob, there is a movie based off of it.
• The book is very ironic because the user need to know how to open the book first.
• For some very odd reason, Sandy's door is also featured in the book, even though she not that famous.

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