Ripped Pants (Song)

Ripped Pants is a song that was sung by SpongeBob and the Beach Band in the episode Ripped Pants. It also appears on SpongeBob’s 2001 tape Saint Nicholas' Sing Along Songs and More!.

Lyrics

When I ripped (rip) my pants,

I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But then I went and blew it, all sky-high.
And now she won’t even spare a passing glance
All just because I (rip) ripped my pants.

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
SpongeBob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants.

I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
'Cause windin’ up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns...

Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget,
So listen and you won’t regret,
Be true to yourself, don’t miss your chance,
And you won’t end up like the fool... who... ripped... his... pants... (rip; the entire band smiles)

Songs
Theme Songs: SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song (Christmas Theme Song • Eugene Krabs Theme Song • Patrick Seastar Theme Song • Squidward Tentacles Theme Song • Who Bob What Pants? Theme Song • SpongeBob ScaredyPants • Movie Theme Song) • Kamp Koral Theme Song • The Patrick Star Show Theme Song • The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Theme Song • The Patrick Show! Theme Song Non-Theme Songs: 4-Ply • A Day Like This • All This Money • All You Need is Friends to Fly • The Alphabet Song • Back in Encino • Beautiful Dreamer • Best Friends Day • Bikini Bottom National Anthem • Birthday Song for Squidward • Brush Brush Brush My Teeth • The Campfire Song Song • Cha-Ching • Counting Me Money • Daydream Believer • Dead Eye • Doing the Sponge • Don’t Be a Jerk (It’s Christmas) • Down The Well • Fancy Livin’ • For He’s a Jolly Good Rookie • F.U.N. • Gary, Come Home! • The Germ Warrior • Give It All You've Got • The Ghouls of the Briny Deep • Get Up, Be Active • The Glove Song • Good Neighbors Are We • Goodbye Atlantis • He’s Flying • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • Hot Fruitcake • I Love Krabby Patties • I've Got an Abrasive Side • I Will Try • I Wish I Was Grinding Up Krabby Patties • I Wish, I Could Fly! • I Wrote This • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • Indoors • It’s All About You • Jellyfishing Song • Jingle Bells • K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, Says I • The Krusty Krab Pizza! • Laundry Song • Livin’ Like Larry • Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight • Loop dee Loop! • Magic is Missing • The Most Important Meal of the Day • Musical Doodle • Off to Work • Oh Baby • Oh, Krusty Krab • Oh, My Karen • Our Favorite Things • Patrick’s ABC • Pearl’s My Daughter • Pick Up a Pencil • Ripped Pants • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Save Jellyfish Fields • So Long Bikini Bottom • So Many Weapons • The Spaghetti Song • SpongeBob is Leaving • Squidly’s Songs • Squidward Had a Krabby Patty • Squidward, My Friend • Steppin’ on the Beach • Striped Sweater • Sun Fun Island • Sweet Victory • Texas • That’s a Rodeo • That’s What Friends Do • This Grill is Not a Home • Time to Feed Him • Together • To the Dump • Underwater Sun • The Very First Christmas to Me • We’re Gonna Be Pirates • We've Got Scurvy • We Love to Work • Welcome to Our Club! • You’re Old Movie Songs: The Best Day Ever • Bikini Bottom • Goofy Goober Rock • The Goofy Goober Song • It’s Always Summer in Bikini Bottom • Just a Kid • Livin’ La Vida Loca • Now That We’re Men • Ocean Man • Patrick Star • Prince Paul’s Bubble Party • Sandy Squirrel • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • Squeeze Me • Teamwork • Thank Goodness It’s Monday • Under My Rock • You Better Swim SpongeBob & the Hi-Seas Songs: Barnacles! • The Best Day Ever • Doin’ the Krabby Patty • Employee of the Month • My Tighty Whiteys • Ridin’ the Hook • Where’s Gary? • Who Wants to Race Me? Educational Songs: Making a Krabby Patty • Patterns Album-Only Songs: Fishin’ for Money • Superior • You Will Obey! Instrumental Songs: Electric Zoo Other: ’80s Krusty Krab Commercial • A Poem • Cold Argh • Cierre Bob Esponja • Seaweed

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