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#	Titlecard	Title	Airdate	Description	Screenshot
41		The Algae’s Always Greener	March 22, 2002	To get the Krabby Patty formula, Plankton switches lives with Mr. Krabs (also getting rid of Mr. Krabs).
		SpongeGuard on Duty		SpongeBob says to Larry the Lobster that he is a lifeguard, so Larry puts SpongeBob on lifeguard duty.
42		Club SpongeBob	July 12, 2002	SpongeBob and Patrick are in a tree house when Squidward comes in and all three get flung off into a kelp forest.
		My Pretty Seahorse		SpongeBob sees a seahorse one day and names it Mystery.
43		The Bully	October 5, 2001	SpongeBob gets a new student, Flats the Flounder, at Boating School and he says he will kick SpongeBob’s butt. This leaves SpongeBob terrified, but as Flats ends up discovering, beating up a sponge can be very absorbing.
		Just One Bite		SpongeBob tries to give Squidward a Krabby Patty to eat because he has never had one.
44		Nasty Patty	March 1, 2002	A health inspector comes to the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob think they killed him!
		Idiot Box		SpongeBob and Patrick buy a box so they can use their "imagination."
45		Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV	January 21, 2002	SpongeBob shrinks Bikini Bottom with Mermaid Man’s Belt.
		Doing Time		Mrs. Puff goes to jail because she gets in trouble for what SpongeBob did.
46		Snowball Effect	February 22, 2002	A glacier from the North Pole sails to Bikini Bottom’s water, causing it to snow.
		One Krab’s Trash		Mr. Krabs sells a rare and valuable soda-drinking hat to SpongeBob, but it actually belongs to Smitty Werben Man Jensen.
47		As Seen on TV	March 8, 2002	SpongeBob wants to change his career to be an entertainer after being in the Krusty Krab commercial.
		Can You Spare a Dime?		Mr. Krabs thinks Squidward stole his first dime so Squidward quits his job and ends up having to live at SpongeBob’s House.
48		No Weenies Allowed	March 15, 2002	SpongeBob wants to get into the Salty Spitoon, the toughest club in Bikini Bottom. But the bouncer, Reg, tells him to go to Weenie Hut Juniors.
		Squilliam Returns		Squidward lies to Squilliam about having a five star restaurant!
49		Krab Borg	March 29, 2002	SpongeBob watches a scary robot movie and thinks everything is a robot, especially Mr. Krabs.
		Rock-a-Bye Bivalve		Patrick and SpongeBob are outside one day when they find an abandoned baby scallop and decide to parent it. With Patrick serving as the "father" and SpongeBob as the "mother," they take to raising "Junior" as a family. There’s just one problem: Patrick’s spending too much time at home, leaving SpongeBob with the baby, the chores, and little patience.
50		Wet Painters	May 10, 2002	Patrick and SpongeBob are hired to paint Mr. Krabs’s house, but are told not to get paint on anything except the walls or they lose their butts.
		Krusty Krab Training Video		A training narration of the Krusty Krab, demonstrating what work is like and how it takes place at the Krusty Krab.
51		Party Pooper Pants	May 17, 2002	SpongeBob decides that he will have a party at his house and invites everybody. However, he keeps bothering all of his guests with his list of what to do at what time and gets locked out of his own house.
52		Chocolate With Nuts	June 1, 2002	After accidentally getting Squidward’s Fancy Living Digest in the mail, SpongeBob and Patrick decide they want to live fancy too. They decide they will sell candy bars.
		Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V		Barnacle Boy is being treated immaturely, so he decides to go on the dark side with the Dirty Bubble and Man Ray.
53		New Student Starfish	September 20, 2002	Patrick says he has nothing to do when SpongeBob is at boating school so SpongeBob decides to let Patrick come to school with him.
		Clams		Mr. Krabs earns his millionth dollar, and, as a reward to his employees, he brings everyone clam fishing!
54		Ugh	March 5, 2004	In prehistoric Bikini Bottom, SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog discover fire.
55		The Great Snail Race	January 24, 2003	When Squidward calls Gary a mutt and SpongeBob finds out Squidward’s snail (Snellie) is entering a snail race, they and Patrick (with his rock Rocky) compete in the big snail race.
		Mid-Life Crustacean		Mr. Krabs spends the evening out with SpongeBob and Patrick to be "cool" and be hip in his mid-life crisis.
56		Born Again Krabs	October 4, 2003	After being threatened by the Flying Dutchman, Mr. Krabs starts a new life of generosity by giving everything at the Krusty Krab free.
		I Had an Accident		After SpongeBob gets his butt severely injured, he decides to stay indoors for the rest of his life.
57		Krabby Land	April 3, 2004	Mr. Krabs sets up Krabby Land Park, a cheap, poor-quality outdoor playground located behind the Krusty Krab. He hopes to use Krabby Land to lure children to the restaurant, but it instead causes huge problems for SpongeBob and many other people!
		The Camping Episode		SpongeBob, Patrick, decide to camp only 10 feet away from SpongeBob’s house and Squidward comes out to camp with them with the mysterious Sea Bear and Sea Rhinoceros lurking...
58		Missing Identity	January 19, 2004	SpongeBob finds out that he lost his nametag and goes crazy. He tries to retrace his steps but Patrick keeps ruining it for him.
		Plankton’s Army		Plankton realizes that one plankton alone wouldn’t get the formula, so he calls his whole family to steal the Krabby Patty formula.
59		The Sponge Who Could Fly	March 21, 2003	SpongeBob tries to gain the ability to happily soar in the sky so he can fly with the jellyfish, but everybody laughs at him because his first try was unsuccessful.
60		SpongeBob Meets the Strangler	October 11, 2004	After tattling on the TattleTale Strangler for littering, he gets threatened by him, so SpongeBob gets a bodyguard -- the Strangler himself.
		Pranks a Lot		SpongeBob and Patrick play with a bottle of Invisible Spray and become the "Bikini Bottom Ghosts."