Transcript: "Surfing Dreams"

Short Article: Surfing Dreams

Characters

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Squidward Tentacles
• Other surfers

Dialogue

(at Squidward’s house, Squidward is humming as he is arriving at his bathroom toilet when SpongeBob, equipped with his shorts and surfboard, pops out of it. Squidwrad screams)

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing?

Squidward: What? How’d you--? When did you--

SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward! Since you already got a surfboard and shorts!

Squidward: (a surfboard and shorts magically appear with him. Notices them) What the?

SpongeBob: And since we’re already at the beach!

Squidward: (he and SpongeBob magically appear at Goo Lagoon) Wha?

SpongeBob: In the water with a huge wave behind us! (he and Squidward are on their surfboards in the water. A huge wave goes for Squidward)

Squidward: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (wakes up from the nightmare. Looks around to see it’s not a reality. Sighs in relief)

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing? (Squidward screams, gets off his beach chair, and runs off) Hmmm. I guess surfing isn’t his thing.

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