Transcript: "Traffic"

Short Article: "Traffic"

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Squidward
• Other drivers

Dialogue

(SpongeBob is on his unicycle, whistling. He bumps into a boat and is launched off)

SpongeBob: (bounces off boats) OW! Oh, pardon! Oh, excuse! Sorry! OH!

Squidward: Could this day get any worse? (SpongeBob hits the back door of the truck that Squidward is behind. Screams and puts his hand on his eyes) Well, of course it can.

SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! Why is everyone so honkin’ mad?

Squidward: (a traffic jam is shown to be happening) Because they've been stuck in this traffic with nothing to do for hours!

SpongeBob: Nothing to do, eh? (grabs the top of the truck and pulls himself up. Pulls out a twisty crank-style lever, attaches it to himself and turns it)

Squidward: What the--? (SpongeBob continues turning the lever. Two intercom-like megaphones emerge from his head. Music plays and SpongeBob begins dancing) Oh, like that is gonna make anybody feel bet... (turns around. Camera zooms out to reveal everyone is dancing) ...ter.

SpongeBob: (jumps onto Squidward’s boat) Come on, Squidward! Shake a tail fin! (begins dancing again)

Squidward: I’m gonna be stuck here forever. (begins repeatedly hitting his head on the boat horn, unknowingly creating a rhythm)

SpongeBob: Nice rhythm, Squidward!

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