You’re Old (Song)

You’re Old is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station KOLD in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean. The closing credits state that the song was performed by Martin Olson & Tracy DeNisi.

Lyrics

Shortened Version

You’re old... (You’re old...)
Groaning like a geezer,
Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
'Cause you’re old...

Full Version

You’re old... (You’re old...)
Groaning like a geezer,
Feel yourself a-crackin’ like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
'Cause you’re old...
Mmmm...!

You’re old... (You’re old...)
A wheezing, decrepit windbag,
Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls,
Buddy, you’re as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls,
Man, you’re old,
Mm-hmm...! (You’re old...)
You’re old...!