The Clash of Triton Shorts

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*"Give free Krabby Patties to everyone in Bikini Bottom," much to the dismay of Mr. Krabs ("Not FREE!").
 
*"Give free Krabby Patties to everyone in Bikini Bottom," much to the dismay of Mr. Krabs ("Not FREE!").
*"Turn any frown, like Squidward's, upside down."
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*"Turn any frown, like Squidward’s, upside down."
 
*"Change toxic waste into ice cream."
 
*"Change toxic waste into ice cream."
  
 
Afterwards, SpongeBob asks what Patrick would do if ''he'' were a god, to which Patrick replies "Ditto."
 
Afterwards, SpongeBob asks what Patrick would do if ''he'' were a god, to which Patrick replies "Ditto."
 
==="The Story of King Neptune"===
 
==="The Story of King Neptune"===
SpongeBob tells what appears to be King Neptune's origin story thusly:
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SpongeBob tells what appears to be King Neptune’s origin story thusly:
  
 
"When King Neptune was a little Neptune, his mother sent him adrift in a river. As he floated along, a giant meteor fell on Earth. An alien appeared, and inflicted the baby with Super Neptune Fluid. By the time he was in school, he had already begun exhibiting signs of super-duperness. As an adult, he would fly through the sea, helping people, and getting snails off of sea-trees."
 
"When King Neptune was a little Neptune, his mother sent him adrift in a river. As he floated along, a giant meteor fell on Earth. An alien appeared, and inflicted the baby with Super Neptune Fluid. By the time he was in school, he had already begun exhibiting signs of super-duperness. As an adult, he would fly through the sea, helping people, and getting snails off of sea-trees."
  
Before SpongeBob can finish, Patrick asks if he's really telling the story of King Neptune. At this point, it's revealed that SpongeBob was reading from a comic book.
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Before SpongeBob can finish, Patrick asks if he’s really telling the story of King Neptune. At this point, it’s revealed that SpongeBob was reading from a comic book.
  
 
==Transcripts==
 
==Transcripts==

Latest revision as of 18:43, 27 May 2025

These are shorts that were broadcast in 2010 to promote The Clash of Triton. They are named "SpongeGod" and "The Story of King Neptune."

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[edit] Characters

[edit] Plots

[edit] "SpongeGod"

At the Krusty Krab, Patrick asks SpongeBob what he would do if he were a god. In song, SpongeBob explains what he would do:

  • "Give free Krabby Patties to everyone in Bikini Bottom," much to the dismay of Mr. Krabs ("Not FREE!").
  • "Turn any frown, like Squidward’s, upside down."
  • "Change toxic waste into ice cream."

Afterwards, SpongeBob asks what Patrick would do if he were a god, to which Patrick replies "Ditto."

[edit] "The Story of King Neptune"

SpongeBob tells what appears to be King Neptune’s origin story thusly:

"When King Neptune was a little Neptune, his mother sent him adrift in a river. As he floated along, a giant meteor fell on Earth. An alien appeared, and inflicted the baby with Super Neptune Fluid. By the time he was in school, he had already begun exhibiting signs of super-duperness. As an adult, he would fly through the sea, helping people, and getting snails off of sea-trees."

Before SpongeBob can finish, Patrick asks if he’s really telling the story of King Neptune. At this point, it’s revealed that SpongeBob was reading from a comic book.

[edit] Transcripts

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