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Kelpy G
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| Gender: | Male |
| Species: | Squid |
| Eye Color: | Red |
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Looks
Kelpy G is a squid with long hair and wears an orange shirt with a red stripe on it. His hair is dark brown and Squidward possibly envies him for his hair.
Trivia
- Parody of porn ographic actor John Holmes.
- His off-screen lover is Milo J. Finkerfish.
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Programs: As the Tide Turns • Bikini Bottom Car Wash • Championship Boxing • Creepy Time Theater • Crustacean Crime Theater • Fab and Fancy • House Fancy • Untitled Kelpy G Program • Mr. Sea Chicken Commercial • New Sponge Commercial • Slumber Party Zombie Attack • Squidward Chat • Squidward’s House Party • The Crabina Show • The Guitar Lord • The Late Show |
