Sea Bear

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The Sea Bear

A Sea bear is an underwater bear, and only appeared in The Camping Episode. SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all encountered it once.

Looks

The sea bear looks like a normal fish with clawed fins (though it floats in the water on its side like a normal fish, unlike the regular fish of Bikini Bottom), and has the head and upper body of a bear.

Defenses and Attractions

Attractions of a sea bear (with explanations and/or reasons):

• Playing a clarinet poorly.
  • This may be because sea bears take clarinets (especially with Squidward's talent) as an animal dying.

• Waving a flashlight back and forth really fast.
  • Patrick claims flashlights are their natural prey, though it could also be seen as a sign of weakness or inferiority.

• Stomping on the ground
  • They take it as a challenge.

• Eating, distributing, or even holding cubed cheese.
  • SpongeBob points out that sliced cheese is fine.

• Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (upside down).
  • Offensive, perhaps.

• Wearing clown shoes
  • Perhaps in ridicule of a sea bear's large body, or the bear may mistake giant red feet as a sign of dying.

• Wearing a hoop skirt.
  • Perhaps this disgusts the Sea Bear, or is just too ugly.

• Screeching like a chimpanzee.
  • Perhaps they hate the sound of a screeching chimpanzee, or may sound like an animal dying.

• It should also be noted that sea bears seem to just "not like" Squidward, since it always attacks him whenever he moves. [SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] tells Squidward not to run, limp, or crawl if he doesn’t want the Sea Bear to attack, but then, after doing something off-screen, the Sea Bear attacks once again, showing that, even though he didn’t do anything that a Sea Bear normally hates, the Sea Bear just doesn’t like Squidward (as noted by [SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]).

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Defense:

• To protect oneself from the mauling of a Sea Bear, an Anti-Sea Bear Circle must be drawn in the ground. Immediately after, the prey must stand or sit in the Circle's radius, and if successful, the sea bear won’t attack. However, a circle must be a perfect (or near-perfect) circle, and that an oval won’t help.

• Also if trying to escape from a sea bear don’t, under any circumstances, try to run from a sea bear, as they hate that.
• Don’t try to limp away from a sea bear (they hate limping more than running).
• Don’t try to crawl away from a sea bear.
• If the sea bear doesn't like you, it increases the risk of being attacked.

• There is also a Sea Rhinoceros, which will always come after the sound of a sea bear attack, possibly to pick up any scraps of meat that a sea bear leaves behind (like vultures).

Rumors

• There are many rumors and controversies about the dreaded Sea Bear. In a magazine called "Fake Science Monthly" it explains that Sea Bears and Fairy Tales are real--however, this is an obvious gimmick, seeing that the title of the magazine itself implies that the stories inside aren’t true.

• Later in the episode, it shows a different issue of Fake Science Monthly, explaining the purpose of an Anti-Sea Bear Circle, and that it is the only defense available.

• In a magazine called "Bikini Bottom Inquirer", there is an article about a fish marrying a Sea Bear.

• Of course, although the name of the magazine is "Fake Science Monthly," the tips inside, such as drawing an Anti-Sea Bear Circle, do really work.

Related Pages

• Sea Rhinoceros
• Anti-Sea Bear Circle
• Fake Science Monthly
• The Camping Episode
• Anti-Sea Rhinoceros Undergarments

Friends

SpongeBob and Patrick. Why? Because He does not see SpongeBob and Patrick doing stuff that makes a Sea Bear mad, except that Squidward did things that attracted a Sea Bear.

Mortal Enemies

Squidward, because Squidward Played a Clarinet Badly, Waving a Flashlight back and forward, Stomping on the Ground, Eating Cubbed Cheese on a Dish, Wearing a Sambreo upside down, Wearing Clown Shoes, Wearing a Hoop Skirt, and Screeching like a Chimpanzee!

Animals