Transcript: The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie

This is a transcript of The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie, directed by SpongeBob SquarePants. It was at a low quality.

Characters

• SpongeBob SquarePants (narrator, portrayer of Kelp-Thing)
• Mermaid Man
• Barnacle Boy
• Sandy Cheeks (stunt double)
• Kelp-Thing (puppet controlled by SpongeBob)

Dialogue

SpongeBob: (in the movie, a cardboard box for a building, glue bottle, and a toy boatmobile being controlled by SpongeBob are shown; narrating in essence) Fort Lox: Home to over five billion Krabby Patties. (a door opens inside the Patty Vault, doubling as "Fort Lox") What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate this fortified fort and make off with its treasure? (a piece of kelp on strings comes down comes down with springy eye stalks) It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do!

Mermaid Man: (on-screen) Stop! You can’t do that- (movie cuts for a bit) -orbidden.

SpongeBob: (on-screen as Kelp-Thing) Watch me!

Mermaid Man: Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain. (Sandy comes in as Mermaid Man’s stunt double and fights Kelp-Thing. Then Mermaid Man shows up on screen again) You may have won the Krabby Patties, but the battle rages on. (real-life crabs are fighting) Mermaid Man- (movie cuts again) -narnacle Boy, unite! (both put rings together. Then "FIN" comes on-screen with a fish fin in the background)

Other Transcripts

SpongeBob Shorts: "And Krabs Saves the Day" • "Anything for Baby" • "Balloons" • "Frozen Krabby Patty" • "Gumshoe SquarePants" • "How to Avoid Getting Stuck in a Time Capsule" • "Jellyfishing Safety Tips" • "Juice Man" • "Krabby Patty Jingle" • Krabby Patty Report" • "Lessons Learned" • "Me Money" • "More Feeling" • "Pie" • "Plankton Pays" • "Plankton’s Color Nullifer" • "Plankton’s Holiday Hits" • "Plankton’s Plan" • "Road Danger" • "Sand Castles" • "Separation Anxiety" • "SpongeBob’s Legendary Dance Party" • "SpongeBob Lends a Helping Pants" • "SpongeBoard" • "SpongeGod" • "Spongelock Holmes" • "Surfing Dreams" • "Surprise Sandy Day" • "The Legend of SpongeBob" • "The Outfit" • "The Story of King Neptune" • "The Turn-Around" • "Things to Do When Encountering a Legendary Creature" • "Time Accident" • "Time Machine" • "Tips for Jellyfish Fields" • "Traffic" • "What Else Can a Krabby Patty Do?" • "What If the Mystery Ended This Way?" • "You Can’t Swim" Nicktoons Shorts: "12 Days of Nickmas" • "2000 Kids' Choice Awards Short" • "How the You-Know-Who Stole the You-Know-What" • "Nickelodeon Holiday Party" • "Nicktoons Battle" • Nicktoons Studios Rules" • "Patrick the Snowman" Standalone Episodes: Beneath the Bun: Secrets of the Krabby Patty • Sandy’s Vacation in Ruins • SpongeBob’s Super Bowl Party • The Endless Summer Astrology with Squidward: "Cancer" • "Gemini" • "Leo" • "Pisces" • "Sagittarius" • "Taurus" Movies in Bikini Bottom: Fisherman 4: Revenge of the Hook • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie • Slumber Party Zombie Attack Other: Anchor Arms Commercial • Transcript: Chum Bucket Commercial • Fiery Fist O' Pain Commercial • Gene Scallop’s Krusty Krab Evaluation • "Just One Bite" Deleted Scene • Mr. Magic’s Magical Magic Kit Commercial • SpongeBob’s Speech as Hall Monitor • SpongeBob SquarePants 4-D • SpongeBob SquarePants 4D: The Great Jelly Rescue • Only Known Squidward Chat Episode • Tentacle Acres Commercial • The Best Day Ever Marathon • The Krusty Krab Commercial • The New Sponge Commercial

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Episodes of SpongeBob: I • II • III • IV • V • VI: The Motion Picture • Night Light • Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob • The Card • Ditchin’ • Shuffleboarding • SpongeBob’s Last Stand (non-speaking cameos) • Back to the Past • The Bad Guy Club for Villains • Mermaid Man Begins • Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go! • Patrick-Man! • Mermaid Pants • Man Ray Returns • Appointment TV • Dirty Bubble Returns • Captain Pipsqueak • The Dirty Bubble Bass (Miniseries of episodes) Episodes of Kamp Koral: Mermaid Men and Barnacle Boys Episodes of TPSS: X Marks the Pot • Super Sitters Shorts: Back to the Past Shorts Characters: Dirty Bubble • Man Ray • Barnacle Man • Atomic Flounder • The Moth • Kelp Thing • Reflecto • Sinister Slug • Jumbo Shrimp • Robot Mantis • Every Villain Is Lemons • The Chief • Super Acquaintances • The Quickster • Elastic Waistband • Captain Magma • Miss Appear • Notodoris • Prawn Places: Mermalair • Shady Shoals • Hotel Evil • Locker of Memories • Time Machine Nickelodeon Magazine Comics: Mermaid Man Cleans Up • Hungry for Heroes The Adventures of Man Sponge and Boy Patrick Books: Goodness, Man Ray! • What Were You Shrinking? • E.V.I.L. vs. the I.J.L.S.A. Music: The Lineman • Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy Action Theme • The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Theme Song Vehicles: Invisible Boatmobile Other: The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Book • Time Machine • Fiber • Tickle Belt • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club • Magic Claw • Man Ray’s Power Glove • Mermerang • Dirty Bubble’s Bubble Launcher • Mermaid Man’s Belt • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bran Flakes • Breakfast Bites • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Paddleball Set • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Trading Card No. 54 • The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie (Transcript) • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Video • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fridge Magnet • Orb of Confusion • Mermaid Man Watch • Mermaid Man-a-Thon